sotting

 You all could've sworn that you just walked into your house. You just walked into the front door, but you're not in your house. And the door behind you is gone. What the fuck.

 You've arrived in a mall that is really humid and kinda weird looking! Look out the windows, and all you see is a cave filled with lava and.. Are those harpies? Ok, back to the mall. Everything seems to have what a normal mall would have, but it's all named weird. What the hell is Persephone's Secret? Mammon's Pizza? Not only that, but there's no one there. It's all empty, but the lights are on and some classic elevator music is being played quietly to provide a calm feel.

 And then someone finally decides to look over at the food court, and there's some lady that's posing on the counter of some place called McSathanus. Talk to her like one of your French girls.