Learning to love again

The eve of Harrowing was upon them as Orianna and Blitzcrank discussed their studies on 'love'. Having tested extensively, they found their methodology was lacking, something about them did not create 'love' as it did with the humans. The only suggestion, was perhaps they did not pursue this love in the correct fashion. Noted love pursuant Graves always tried to talk Sona up before retreating with her. The robots also found the same interaction present between Vayne and Lulu, Taric and Lucian, and Miss Fortune with her bag of money, curiously. Striking down the last as an anomaly, the pair hypothesized aloud "Perhaps, it is this interaction that leads to love." suggested Orianna, "There is potential in that." Blitzcrank agreed, "There are different groups in our observations, but we shall test for the Heterosexual group as found in nature, and by Graves-Sona example." Nodding, Ori appended, "We should find a suitable third partner robot to field test this first, we cannot field test together, again, as there is bias." "This is True" Blitzcrank agreed, and silently they both walked away, the meeting adjourned.

Feeling the spirit, Kha'zix enlisted the help of a summoner to prepare for the Harrowing festivities, donning a Mechanized body for the duration of the festivities. By chance, Orianna would find him stalking about the garage, becoming accustomed to his robotic body. "You are a new robot." She said suddenly, managing to startle the void hunter "What of it" he spat, his new robotic vocal synth unable to make the contempt he desperately wanted to shoot at her. Seeming to relax her body, Orianna lay against the door frame, "How about you take this out for a ride, big boy." she recited, completely monotone while she posed. "What." Kha'zix responded, unsure and uncomfortable with this development. "You sure do know how to get a girl going, Orianna continued, beginning to gyrate her pelvis against the door frame. "WHAT." Kha'zix replied, again. "What are you even do-" "Initial talk field test complete, successful at initiating. Proceeding to field test lovemaking protocols." Without a chance to react Orianna had activated her telescoping hextech erection, a brilliant light blue underglow having been modified in since it's last use. "VOID HELP ME" kha'zix cried before Orianna mounted and used him, displacing at least four core systems from Kha'zix's pelvis. "I have tested the lovemaking protocol, and it does seem to be successful. This is love, fellow robot, use this knowledge to continue to stride forward."

"Perhaps Ezreal will better appreciate our lovemaking protocol now, Blitzcrank"