Halloween 2016 1- Archives on Pizza

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tirkaroKujo:
woot
MarthTrinity:
How is everyone this fine evening?
Agidius:
gross
MarthTrinity:
Noooooo
MarthTrinity:
Feel better :
tirkaroKujo:
my throat feels buggy
MarthTrinity:
You wanna whip up my token real quick so it's not toaster quality agi?
Agidius:
I don't even have a character for myself
MarthTrinity:
Good.
MarthTrinity:
owo...
tirkaroKujo:
uwu
Agidius:
ono
tirkaroKujo:
where ya dam tokens @
MarthTrinity:
We both have to make ours
tirkaroKujo:
if u need to make one in tokentool just throw an image this way
Agidius:
Neither of us have characters
MarthTrinity:
and agi has to decide on something
MarthTrinity:
I do
tirkaroKujo:
Well I know agi is some kind of convinct
Agidius:
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3378089
Agidius:
I'll go with this
MarthTrinity:
Not sure if serious...
Agidius:
no it's not srs
MarthTrinity:
Oh, okay.
Agidius:
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2856674
Agidius:
Sure why not
MarthTrinity:
He looks p badass
MarthTrinity:
I bet he did it

shibuya:
ok ur todokete is here
Agidius:
Wasm
Agidius:
*watn'
Agidius:
fuuUCK
Emergency has connected.
Agidius:
Wasn't I supposed to make it or something?
tirkaroKujo:
make what exactly
Agidius:
MarthTrinity: You wanna whip up my token real quick so it's not toaster quality agi?
Agidius:
but w/e
tirkaroKujo:
well he gave it to me so w/e
tirkaroKujo:
i made urs too if u didnt bother yet

Rika Ishinomori:
tirk said something about shooting him the images to make tokens
tirkaroKujo:
yea i did
tirkaroKujo:
figured nobody else owned tokentool
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Rika Ishinomori:
I do, but whenever I make them they end up like toasters
Agidius:
Why would you figure that
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guyToken:
Names.
Rika Ishinomori: (( Also howdee merge ))

guyToken:
First one that came to mind is Jordan Michaels but I don't hate myself that much.
Emergency: (( its me, the guy who watches the movies ))

guyToken:
How unreadable

guyToken:
good

PR-1035:
Perfect.
tirkaroKujo:
Prioes
i²: (( My specatator token is in place, let the movie begin ))
tirkaroKujo:
so are we good to go yet?
Rika Ishinomori: (( whenever you are ))

PR-1035:
Proooobably. I should pull up Wushu
tirkaroKujo:
idk maybe
tirkaroKujo:
it's not terribly much to memorize

PR-1035:
what are Traits

PR-1035:
Anything?

Rika Ishinomori:
Stuff you good at

PR-1035:
How many do we have
tirkaroKujo:
Just things, ranked 1-5
tirkaroKujo:
I'm basically functioning by the rule of "if it comes up just make up how good you are at that trait on the fly"

PR-1035:
Fair enough
PR-1035: (( then yeah, I guess I'm good. ))

PR-1035:
I like this slightly darker patch of brick.
Rika Ishinomori: (( It's p nice ))
tirkaroKujo:
It's dark. Dreary. Kinda dripping wet. What happened? Oh right, you had previously been tempted, in some fashion or another, to call a special phone line. It was about 3 times as long as your normal phone number, so few would actually expect it to work. But somehow, the impossible was made possible, and you recieved an actual response! "Thank you for calling Jermaine Entertainment Industries!" It replied in a calm, female voice. "We appreciate your call, and thank you for your efforts. We'll be sure to contact you soon, but expect possible delays of up to 1-2 days, due to heavy demand." As far as you could research, there's no such thing as a Jermaine Entertainment Industries
tirkaroKujo:
After that nonsense, you went back to sleep after a long day, and finally woke up....not where you'd expect though. It appears you're now being....held somewhere? In fact, are you being held here at all? Is this some kind of bad dream? It seems pinching does nothing, but at least you're not the only ones in this predicament.
PR-1035: (( Did we keep any of our possessions? Apart from clothing, obv, I assume ))
PR-1035: (( I don't imagine this is that kind of campaign ))
tirkaroKujo:
you start off with nothing but the clothes on your back and I suppose whatever supplies you normally keep close to you.

PR-1035:
*sniff* *sniff sniff* "Oh, what the hell..." 1035 looks around the warehouse, a bit groggy.
tirkaroKujo:
This holding area is pretty damp. You can hear the sound of water running above you, as well as the pitter patter of an army of stomping feet. It's pretty easily overpowered by the sounds of the water though.

Lewis:
"Heh. Rise and shine already, huh? 'bout damn time." This mysterious stranger sits down, arm resting on his leg, looking about in an almost amused manner.

scb radio:
NOW PLAYING Faceless People https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_-PEJeTnko

PR-1035:
"From one dump to another, eh? Either way, I'll be damned..."

PR-1035:
1035 gets to his feet and leans against the rusted jalopy

PR-1035:
oh it's a train

Rika Ishinomori:
The young girl in the corner lets out a groan as she slowly wakes up. She takes one good look at her surrounding before going off in a flurry of incomprehensible (at least probably to most of these people) Japanese. She scurries back against the far wall and fishes around for her cellphone. After a little bit of searching, she pulls out the small panda keychain with no phone attached, leading her to let out an audible, and very English, "Fuck!"

Li Jing:
From up close, you can see this girl, while appearing asleep from afar, actually has her eyes wide open, and intensely observing her surroundings.

Lewis:
The man in the suit raises up from his comfy floor-seating. "Yeah, that's 'bout what I expected. At least I'm confined in the realm of sanity here."

Rika Ishinomori:
The girl pulls her legs up close to her chest, her eyes darting from person to person.

Richie:
This guy got up a while ago, and is frantically searching about the place. "W-woah, wait, hold on, hold ON! You guys, uh, you guys ain't with the freakin....? I didn't go and piss off some mafioso up top with that little call, did I? I swear to god, if any of you can relay this, tell them I'll do anything! They can have my goddamn money, dirty shit-lickin' swines!"

PR-1035:
1035 shifts his gaze over to the idol. "Y'all right there, girlie? Looking a bit out of your element."
PR-1035: (( someone forgot to mute themselves on Evolve ))
PR-1035: (( and it wasn't me ))
Richie: (( idk me neither ))

Rika Ishinomori:
Rika's attention is drawn to the surprisingly shirtless man a bit away from her, she hesitates for a moment before replying sheepishly, "W-...where is this..?"

PR-1035:
"No idea. Looks like I'm not the only one," bobbing his head towards Richie.

Darrel D.:
This cowboy-lookin' fella here jolts into a proper walking position after taking a slight doze with his back leaning ont he wall. "Well, well, well. Seems we got ourselves here a predicament."

PR-1035:
the D stands for Deeznutz

Darrel D.:
"I don't know shit about what's goin' on myself, other than whoever stuffed me in here with you poor slimeballs has the damn nerve to lump in a registered officer as well."

Richie:
"The police? The fuckin' POLICE?! You're here too? Now, I -know- there ain't a damn syndicate alive dumb enough to try and actively dangle someone like that as a hostage. Jesus fuck. What if they don't even give a shit about money? What then? FUCK!"

Lewis:
Suit man chuckles at the pop idol. "Don't worry, my phone is long gone too. Figured you were in cahoots with whatever sick sons of guns pulled this stunt, but I'll assume the best."

Rika Ishinomori:
"Slimeballs? The fuck?!" Rika snaps, she turns to face Lewis, "Why would I be involved in this?!" She swaps to her other language and starts muttering to herself once again.

PR-1035:
"Oh, give it a rest!" @Richie "You aren't shackled down, are you? At least you have the freedom to walk around."

PR-1035:
Any exits, or locked doors/etc visible from here?

Lewis:
There's two exits here, one of which seems slightly ajar, another is locked perfectly shut...for at least.

Lewis:
There's also some kind of speaker in the corner for some reason

Li Jing:
"....We should all calm down." This young lady says in a slight chinese accent.

Rika Ishinomori:
The stand-out idol climbs to her feet and brushes herself off, "Calm down..? How are we supposed to -calm down-? I' am in a strange place with...-strange- people!"

PR-1035:
"And what does that make you, normal?"

Richie:
"Oh, so just because I don't want to get my ass -killed- I'm the strange one, huh? Look at you, coming in here, dressed up in that whole...pop star getup! Actually...do I know you from somewhere? You seem strangely familiar..."

Richie:
"I may not be shackled down, Mr. Too-Cool-For-Shirts, but I don't think even shackles would do much good when we're trapped in this room, are they?"

PR-1035:
"Are we?" let me actually try the door then, the ajar one

Rika Ishinomori:
The idol points at herself, "Rika. Rika Ishinomori. J-pop sensation? You have no doubt heard of me."

scb radio:
The door that's slightly ajar smells a little. It leads to a room that's mostly empty save for the person who's residing in it. That is, someone who's still alseep, on the floor.

scb radio:
*PSSSHHHH* A gargled intercom sounds off. "Even MORE unregistered subjects? *psssh* Really?" A disgruntled female voice shouts from afar before making her way closer to the mic.

PR-1035:
"Huh. Looks like you were wrong. We're trapped in at least TWO rooms."

PR-1035:
"Morning, sunshine!" 1035 claps twice.

scb radio:
"I mean- Hello! Hello all who were kind enough to visit us for a stay at the most euphoric place on the planet! As promised, we have your complimentary supplies for a comfortably visit in place in the crates over there. Sorry we couldn't afford you more...proper lodging, as it seems our services are blowing up, and we can hardly keep up with demand."

scb radio:
*comfortable

scb radio:
"...but on the bright side, that means you get to go through a complimentary attraction, on us! It's the only way through here anyway, so enjoy yourselves a little! I know you can easily make it through with your kind of pedigree."

Rika Ishinomori:
"I do not want to stay anywhere fucking near this dumpster of a place!" Rika shouts...pretty much just at the air, "I wish to leave right now!"

scb radio:
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scb radio:
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scb radio:
where did MT go
MarthTrinity has connected.

scb radio:
was i the one who die- guess not
Rika Ishinomori: (( Sry ))

Darrel D.:
"Now what the shit are you talkin' bout buste-" The officer is cut off by the sounds of the crates unsealing themselves.

Darrel D.:
Seems to be some kind of super tight airlock

PR-1035:
No response from sleepman?
tirkaroKujo:
no response

Rika Ishinomori:
Rika hops back away from the crates in shock, "Eep..!"

PR-1035:
but they're cardboard.

Li Jing:
"..." The lady here gets within hearing distance of the prisoner. "He's dead. I already checked."

PR-1035:
"Dead? What the hell?"

Rika Ishinomori:
"-DEAD-? As in -for real- dead?" She stresses some odd words, but her shock remains the same.

Li Jing:
"....I know what a dead body looks like. Their eyes. The lack of a pulse. He's gone from this world."

Darrel D.:
"....at this point this shouldn't surprise me. But before we jump to any conclusions, s'pose I'll be man enough to check what these boxes have in store for us."

PR-1035:
yeh I was just about to

Rika Ishinomori:
"Holy SHIT!" she exclaims, covering her mouth with her hands, "Where is this bizarre place...?"

Darrel D.:
Inside the boxes are quite the sight. "Oh....oh deary"

PR-1035:
"Something something German, I'd guess."

Darrel D.:
It's guns, guns, and more guns. From pretty much across every time frame from the 20s to the present, the Tommy Gun to the Assault Rifle, some not even being anything you've ever seen before.

PR-1035:
"...Okay. This is weird."

PR-1035:
"What're they playing at?"
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PR-1035:
1035 grabs an SMG and a couple ammo bands before turning to the prisoners. "Hey, check it out! I'm loaded!"

Darrel D.:
To be specific, there's about 15 weapons here. From what you can observe, there's a few pistols, revolvers, a Tommy Gun, an AK-47, two Shotguns, a sub machine gun, a few grenades, a hunting knife, and 2 devices that seem beyond your comprehension.
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MarthTrinity: (( Did my guns post go through' ))

PR-1035:
PR-1035: 1035 grabs an SMG and a couple ammo bands before turning to the prisoners. "Hey, check it out! I'm loaded!" Darrel D.: To be specific, there's about 15 weapons here. From what you can observe, there's a few pistols, revolvers, a Tommy Gun, an AK-47, two Shotguns, a sub machine gun, a few grenades, a hunting knife, and 2 devices that seem beyond your comprehension.

PR-1035:
n

Darrel D.:
no it didnt
MarthTrinity:
Rika peeks over the inmate's shoulder, "Guns? That cannot be right..the voice said it would be supplies..."

Rika Ishinomori:
*faceoff*

Lewis:
"It seems these -are- our supplies, miss pop idol. Guess they believe in playing fair, as far as that goes."

Rika Ishinomori:
"Playing fair? As for what? I...I still don't understand what is going on here? Is this a kidnapping? Is there a ransom...? I-...I..." she hesitates for a bit, "I was supposed to have a small concert today...!"

Richie:
"Fair? What the SHIT about this is FAIR? We're here, stuck against our will, and just because they give us means to defend ourselves, this shit is FAIR? If anything, I'm now PANTS-SHITTINGLY TERRIFIED at what the fuck is beyond this point if it means they had to give us all this shit to give us a fighting chance!"

PR-1035:
"Looks like you're going to have to learn how to play an instrument. How's percussion sound?"

PR-1035:
*passes you a revolver*

Li Jing:
chinese student here gives panicked man a "calm ur tits" look

Lewis:
"Listen, if we all just try and unravel this mystery ourselves, we won't need to end up a blubbering mess. It's safe to assume whoever is responsible for us being here doesn't want us dead -immediately.- If we pace ourselves, we'll be able to make it through just fine."

Rika Ishinomori:
Rika takes the gun in her hand and examines it, "I-...I do not know the first thing about a gun..!"

Richie:
Richie here takes a deep breath and observes the collection in front of him "I...I see. Well then, if my time is truly up, I may as well go out being a royal pain in the ass to whoever was dumb enough to set me up with all these great equalizers."

PR-1035:
"Alright, see, it's simple! Couldn't be simpler." 1035 mounts his hands over Rika's and the gun, pointing towards the stairs. "First, you gotta check the safety, make sure that's off. Wouldn't do to try to fire at a son of a bitch only to have him still be alive after you pull the trigger, huh?"

Rika Ishinomori:
Rika flinches as the man puts his hands around her's, "I...I do not wish to ask why you have such experience with this..." His incredible shirtlessness is just a bit unnerving.

PR-1035:
"Once you've done that, all you have to do is line up your shot, pull the trigger, and-! Well. You wouldn't want to pull it right NOW I guess, you'd blow out all our eardrums. I imagine you need that for your line of work."

PR-1035:
"Assuming you get the chance to go at it again once this is all done."

Li Jing:
"....it is a good thing some people are are more experienced than others."

Rika Ishinomori:
"...hrmmm.." Rika scoots away from Noshirt McGee and a tad closer to the only other female of the group.

Rika Ishinomori:
"I...thank you for that..." she starts worriedly mumbling to herself in Japanese once again.

Li Jing:
"I would have just advised to pull the trigger whenever you can anyway. It's something you must get feel for, yourself..."

PR-1035:
"Anytime."

PR-1035:
"And if you know what's good for you, you'll watch out for the kickback! That's a hell of a gun there, don't want it yanking your delicate little arm out of its socket."

PR-1035:
"Don't imagine YOU need a rundown of that, officer."

Rika Ishinomori:
"I-..I am not that -fucking- delicate..! Mister...whoever you are!" she manages to snap back, once again putting the stress on the wrong word accidentally.

PR-1035:
"Call me 1035. Ten for short."

Darrel D.:
"You need not worry. I'm the biggest keeper of the law around my goddamn chunk of earth, and when you're out there, your pistol is basically your second dick."

Darrel D.:
The officer grabs the one pistol that resembles the one he used the most. "Aaah, yes. You may not be Ol' Faithful, but you'll do for now."

Rika Ishinomori:
"You must have had strange parents to name you that..." she muses to herself, "But...talking will not get us out of this place...we should most likely leave this room..."
tirkaroKujo:
So anyway after a brief bit of discourse, everyone settles on whatever guns you didn't choose yourself and gets ready to head out after the airlocked doors unlock themselves.

Richie:
"Wait, hold on. There was a corpse in the other room, right?"

PR-1035:
"Wasn't my parents, kid. You there, other girl - you said the guy next door is dead?"

PR-1035:
"How'd they bite it?"

Li Jing:
"Yep. Sure as the rain during a thunderstorm. I couldn't get a proper read on what exactly killed them though."

Li Jing:
"There didn't seem to be any markings I could make out."

Rika Ishinomori:
"There is nothing...dangerous...in that room, correct?"

PR-1035:
"Eh, what's it matter?"

PR-1035:
"That's not the way out of this dump."

Richie:
"Hold on..." Richie heads over to the room, and opens the door.

Richie:
He then shoots the living shit out of the corpse with his assault rifle

Rika Ishinomori:
"OH MY GOD!"

Richie:
it sounds like some kind of BRABRAPBRAPBRAPBRAP. You can't really make out the state of the corpse afterwards due to the darkness, but you're for sure its now a bloody mess.
PR-1035: (( gonna make a pop tarts. ))
Rika Ishinomori: (( A pop tarts. ))

Lewis:
"....so much for letting the dead rest in peace, huh?"

Rika Ishinomori:
"I...just wish to be gone from this room...we should leave..."

Richie:
"Hey now. Haven't any of you seen _Saw_ ? You know I'm not taking any chances here."

Richie:
Saw

Richie:
ok there we go

PR-1035:
I still haven't

PR-1035:
I wanted to

PR-1035:
you told me not to

PR-1035:
u dick

Richie:
no i didnt

Darrel D.:
"Well, it's nice to know these things work. Now let's get this mess over with..."

PR-1035:
"Nice one, Rambo. Let's hope those missing bullets don't bite us in the ass later."

Rika Ishinomori:
"Oh? You two know each other?"

PR-1035:
"If he's going to throw around movie titles, so'm I."

Rika Ishinomori:
"Oh..I am afraid I am not familiar..."
tirkaroKujo:
new map in which i really hope the fog of war actually works here
Rika Ishinomori: (( Oh jeez it's dark ))
tirkaroKujo:
can u see yourselves

PR-1035:
screencap incoming
tirkaroKujo:
damn it aint supposed to be like that, but I guess this ain't the most important map for it
PR-1035: (( looks the same ))
Rika Ishinomori: (( So where we at now? o3o ))
tirkaroKujo:
The area you're in appears to be...outside? Maybe?
PR-1035: (( still the same. Is it not supposed to be black, instead of fogged? ))
tirkaroKujo:
It's too dark to make many things out, but while this seems to be an outdoor area, it doesn't quite feel that way.

Rika Ishinomori:
"Are we...outside now...?"
tirkaroKujo: (( everything outside of the FoV, ideally, should be black ))
tirkaroKujo: (( but it's not important for this map ))
Rika Ishinomori: (( It is. ))
tirkaroKujo:
MT take a screencap
PR-1035: (( not for me, huh. ))
PR-1035: (( Maybe it's because I got in before TIrk tweaked the settings. ))
tirkaroKujo: (( u can screencap by just pressing print screen and pasting in the chat ))
tirkaroKujo: (( the discord chat that is ))
Rika Ishinomori: (( Already done, computer's kinda slow tho ))

PR-1035:
I'll reconnect under a different name
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Rika Ishinomori:
"It...is very dark..is it night time...?"
Agi has connected.
Agi:
bam
Agi:
regive ownership and we'll be good

Richie:
Richie sniffs around the area. "This grass....these trees...."

Li Jing:
"It's all fake, huh?"
PR-1035: (( somehow we are not good. ))
PR-1035: (( whatever. ))
Li Jing: (( does it not work or something ))
Rika Ishinomori: (( Did you turn any menu options on? ))
PR-1035: (( fuck. ))
PR-1035: (( drag me over again. ))
Li Jing: (( do things work now ))
PR-1035: (( and give me ownership (waiting) ))
Li Jing: (( meep ))
PR-1035: (( They still don't, this is dumb, whatever. ))
PR-1035: (( same as it was. ))
Li Jing: (( w/e just drop it for now ))
PR-1035: (( yeah ))
tirkaroKujo:
The lights begin to finally turn on once you make it through the street. The area is still kinda dim though.

blackness:
ghetto FoW it is

PR-1035:
"What ARE these people playing at?"

Rika Ishinomori:
"I could not say..."

Lewis:
Lewis looks around calmly. "Seems we're still indoors...somewhere. Hold on..."

PR-1035:
"Are these buildings fake, too?" can I go into the bakery

Rika Ishinomori:
"This most certainly does not look like Japan..."
tirkaroKujo:
The buildings are indeed shut tight. You could probably get into the bakery if you REALLY tried to kick it down, but it's doubtful you'll actually find something on forth beyond mere decorations.

PR-1035:
"Oh, is THAT what the accent is?"

scb radio:
The intercom then sounds off. But it's not really another professional announcement or anything, no.

scb radio:
Instead, it begins to play a soothing orchestral tune, like something from an old cartoon from the 40s

Rika Ishinomori:
"Well, yes? I thought it would be quite obvious. I am fairly well -known- after all..."

scb radio:
which I cant really find on short notice so just pretend you're hearing a sorta distorted version of an instrumental to an old cartoon
Rika Ishinomori: (( I'll pretend Eternity from Blue Dragon is playing on loop. ))

Richie:
"So uh...is this some kind of fuckin joke? And why are our only two ladies here east asian anyway?"

PR-1035:
"Never seen you before in my life."

Li Jing:
"...I'll ignore that. We should remain packed closely together for this, for whatever may pop up."

Richie:
"I think I may have known at some point. I dunno. Have a brother who's a real huge fuckin' nut about this kind of vapid J-idol bullshit, so I gotta endure this shit whenever he comes over."

Richie:
"So your voice is at least kinda familiar. But from like, a few years ago. I sure do pick the weirdest fuckin' shit to vaguely remember.

Richie:
"

Rika Ishinomori:
"What the fuck??" Rika looks noticeably annoyed by this, "You have never heard of Rika Ishinomori?"

PR-1035:
"Look, lady, I have a limit to the amount of meaningless shit I can bring myself to care about. Your 'Gangnam Style' music doesn't break the top 500."

PR-1035:
"So yeah. Buildings are locked up."

scb radio:
The music finally parts for a bit as a brief stint of Narration begins to play. "Oh yes, the town of Springtropolis, a wonderful little abode full of bright, smiling faces, but the one whose face smiles brightest of all is none other than little Johnny Boy."

scb radio:
The narrator sounds like an old timey male

PR-1035:
"Not going to be easy to bust into, either, if we need a quick shelter."

scb radio:
"Why in fact, here he comes right now! Say hello Johnny Boy!" it appears you're in luck, as the door opens up for you.

Rika Ishinomori:
"That is not even the right country, you...!" She trails off once again in a fit of heated Japanese. She stops as she hears the announcement, "Springtropolis..? Is that some sort of American city?"

scb radio:
The doors finally open up for you, revealing the inside of the building to be not much more than smoke, mirrors, and machinery. But out from the doors, and you should probably move aside for this, comes a-marching a peppy little animatronic boy

Johnny Boy:
"Oh boy!" Said Johnny Boy. "I sure can't wait to finally make my way home and show Momma and Pop what I made!"

Lewis:
Everyone is just kinda dumbfounded now in case you needed me to say that

PR-1035:
"Oh, Christ!" 10 hops back from the door and fires a few quick rounds into the deranged animatronic's head, shredding away the plastic and rubber mask and causing sparks to fly everywhere

Rika Ishinomori:
Rika screams and hops away from the animatronic and then screams once more as Ten proceeds to blow its face into oblivion.

Johnny Boy:
"I s-s-s--suure am gla-a-ad nothing can't dampen this jimminy-j--jumpin' g-goood-tiiiimmmmeeeee" the animatronic begins to stutter as its being blown to bits, before being silenced by Rika's final shot.

Richie:
"Welp. Beat me to it. Good job."
Rika Ishinomori: (( I didn't shoot it fyi ))
scb radio: (( oh, that wasn't a mispelling of then ))
scb radio: (( got it ))
Rika Ishinomori: (( No, sorry, I was spelling out agi's name ))

PR-1035:
"What is that thing, some kind of robot?"

scb radio:
However, even as you blow the machine to bits, the conveying platform that was actually transporting the creepy robot boy still moves along, and the narration continues as if he was still there.

Richie:
"I mean...YEAH! APPARENTLY!"

Darrel D.:
"This is some pranksters idea of a sick joke, ain't it? Well, do we carry on this one-way street then?"

PR-1035:
10tatively follows the conveyor platform

Rika Ishinomori:
"S-..should you really be firing without any hesitation?"

PR-1035:
mayb I shouldn't be that far ahead

PR-1035:
"Worked, didn't it?"
tirkaroKujo:
The conveyor belt leads into the white house with the door over there, this isn't a really expansive structure you see.

PR-1035:
"Eh. Just part of the set. Let's stick to the road, it has to lead somewhere."

scb radio:
The road leads to a tunnel, where signs around it point it towards being the next step to the attraction. "Yes, that's right! His own hand-fashioned Pizza Bear was his life and joy from this point on. Pizza Bear understood him. Pizza Bear was there for him. Pizza Bear was full of love, joy, and lots of pizza. He just had to show it to as many people as possible"

Richie:
"This place man....how much dough does this guy have?"

PR-1035:
I'll just lead the way for as long as appropriate

Lewis:
"Hmm...Pizza Bear...do I recognize that name?"

PR-1035:
Probably.

PR-1035:
"Sounds like some kid's mascot."

Rika Ishinomori:
Ten seems confident, so Rika decides to stay close...ish to the shirtless guy with an itchy trigger finger.

Darrel D.:
"Guess this really is the way out. If anything, I gotta commend the sheer craftsmanship here."

PR-1035:
"I could go for some pizza."

Rika Ishinomori:
"He looks a lot like Kumamon..."

scb radio:
"Unfortunately, that is where our story of love and tragedy takes a slippery turn for the latter. For as proud as he was, little Johnny Boy just couldn't escape all aspects of his downtrodden life. For this story, before his 101 Redemptions, is the Original Sin of Pizza Bear."

scb radio:
The music now takes a more somber turn as you get near the tunnel
PR-1035: (( You may wanna take a screencap tirk ))
PR-1035: (( been a while ))

Rika Ishinomori:
"If these guns were not real, I would almost say this is kind of funny..."

scb radio:
https://i.gyazo.com/b6080e46900bb7aa3a959cbedec18b18.png

scb radio:
screencap 02
Rika Ishinomori: (( We screencapping stuff now to remember what the fuck happened? o3o ))
PR-1035: (( ye ))
PR-1035: (( It's a good idea ))
Rika Ishinomori: (( It is indeed. ))

scb radio:
https://i.gyazo.com/18e05b793bc7a22653bc79199c77e357.png

scb radio:
screencap 03
Rika Ishinomori: (( Especially for something like this. ))

PR-1035:
"What the hell kind of story is this? Is this an actual thing?"

PR-1035:
"This is the worst story I've ever heard."

Rika Ishinomori:
"Kumamon mon mon..."

Li Jing:
"Hah...Pizza Bear. I recall that character getting into trouble with the Japanese perfecture of Kumamoto for supposedly ripping off his appearance."

Li Jing:
"The person responsible for Pizza Bear just claimed it was all a coincidence though..."

Rika Ishinomori:
"It is very true! They look very, very similar!"

Li Jing:
"What was his name exactly? I don't know much about superficial things like this."

scb radio:
The tunnel is really, really dark once you get to it.

PR-1035:
"Original Sin of Pizza Bear? What does that even mean?"

PR-1035:
"Anchovies?"

PR-1035:
"Bears like fish, I guess. That might be it."

Darrel D.:
"Probably pineapple."

Richie:
"Hooo boy now...let's not get into this argument while we're all armed."

PR-1035:
"In what UNIVERSE are anchovies preferable to pineapple?"

Lewis:
"We're going through this, huh?"

PR-1035:
where are people

PR-1035:
there's a blockade

scb radio:
The tunnel for some reason leads to a....house? What kind of nonsense is this.

scb radio:
and hold on

Rika Ishinomori:
The young idol looks around the spooky house the group has found themselves in, "Oh...all this talk of mascots and such almost made me forget the situation we are in..."

scb radio:
And as if nothing happened, another Johnny Boy animatronic pops out of the wall, but while it still possesses the same eerie smile, the sounds coming from it seems to indicate he's supposed to be...crying?
PR-1035: (( btw, did anyone grab the grenade from the initial supply? ))

Johnny Boy:
"Ahhuuu huuu...ahuu huu....why won't someone save me from....them? Please....save me Pizza Bear. Free me from this awful household..." Johnny Boy seems to be moving as if he's meant to be curling up in a corner? Somehow? He's still in that same stupid chipper pose as usual though.

Johnny Boy:
and yeah all the weapons were taken
PR-1035: (( who has the grenade tho ))
PR-1035: (( that might be useful info ))

Johnny Boy:
Richie stockpiling most of them

Rika Ishinomori:
"O-...oh...this is much less chipper..."

Richie:
"Man, this shit is just sad now. So, guess we oughta check this house huh?"

Li Jing:
"...be careful."

PR-1035:
"Guess so."

Rika Ishinomori:
"One would assume there would be a back door of some sort...but maybe not with how strange this has all been..?"

PR-1035:
"...man, I just don't understand how you all ended up in this mess."

PR-1035:
what's happening to the liiights

Li Jing:
i put a darker overlay

Darrel D.:
I'm going with "Some rich kid's idea of a prank. Somehow."

Rika Ishinomori:
"How we ended up in this mess...? I...I am not entirely certain..."

Lewis:
"So do we do that whole...'split up' thing?"

Rika Ishinomori:
"Do we have anything in common...?"

PR-1035:
"If I had to guess, it'd be that number. I didn't really know what to expect, but it had to be better than where I came from."

PR-1035:
"Still haven't decided."
tirkaroKujo:
https://i.gyazo.com/d206f7d5d5e44d5dc3f12ea4d5065f65.png
tirkaroKujo:
screencap 04

Rika Ishinomori:
"Number...? Oh, I do recall my manager giving me a number to call...he said it was 'very popular with the internet maymay crowd' and that it would make a great publicity stunt if I played along..."

Rika Ishinomori:
She taps a slender finger to her chin, "Then I went to sleep, as I have...er, had, a concert today...and I awoke here."

Lewis:
"Pffft. Celebrities...."

Lewis:
"Me, I just had to call for investigative duties after this shit started to spiral out of control. Couldn't really trace the call though."

Darrel D.:
"Well shit parder, that's the same song and dance I went though. Well, welcome to the shittest club on earth I guess."

Li Jing:
Li Jing begins to perk up. "....do you hear that?"

Rika Ishinomori:
Rika listens carefully, "What, exactly?"

PR-1035:
"A slowly building chant of 'pizza, pizza, pizza?' "

PR-1035:
thta's exactly what it is isn't it

Li Jing:
"....it's something moving. Could be more machinery I suppose. We should go check."

Darrel D.:
"Yeah we'll just....see what's going on over here, you report to us."

scb radio:
From what you can hear, there seems to be some slight whirring and clicking sounds from deeper within the house. You can't make out any one specific area though

Rika Ishinomori:
"What sort of house is this...?"

PR-1035:
a DOOM HOUSE

PR-1035:
"A dangerous one."

Rika Ishinomori:
Exhaling, the pop idol tries to keep her cool, "Then perhaps we should investigate..."

Li Jing:
"If I'm to hazard a guess, this is all still part of the 'show' if you could call it that. Let's hope whatever lies ahead is as docile as that creepy boy."
tirkaroKujo:
So there's a few ways to explore from this point on, you can go through a hall that leads to a kitchen, a hall that leads to the bedrooms, or the hall that leads to the living rooms

Rika Ishinomori:
"Hmm...I would assume a door going outside would be either in the kitchen or the living room..?"

PR-1035:
"Let's check the living room. I'll bet the ones in the kitchen have knives."

Richie:
"Hah, funny. As if they'd put the exit into any place that makes sense."
MarthTrinity is disconnected.

Richie:
rip
MarthTrinity has connected.

Richie:
Richie: "Hah, funny. As if they'd put the exit into any place that makes sense."
Rika Ishinomori: (( Living room it be then ))
MarthTrinity is disconnected.

scb radio:
The living room is full of lots of wonderous surprises, like fake prop newspapers an- pls
MarthTrinity has connected.
Rika Ishinomori: (( Game is haunted. ))

PR-1035:
spoop
Rika Ishinomori: (( So we enter the spooping room ))

scb radio:
The living room is full of lots of wondroud surprises, like fake prop newspapers, flowers, and the like. Once you make it here, the narration sounds off a little. "Oh silly, silly boy..." A raspy female voice proclaims.

Johnny Boy:
"Get her away from me...please...." Ol' Johnny Boy cries out in his usual chipper 50s manner

Rika Ishinomori:
"This house is so...enormous. Who would need this much room to live in?"

scb radio:
"These distractions, they're all poison to your mind. You've gone to complete mush. It must be those...imaginary friends of yours, aren't they?" The raspy female voice continues from the intercom

Li Jing:
"Something tells me this place isn't for living...."
Rika Ishinomori: (( Is it for -DYING-? ))

PR-1035:
DOOM HOOOOUSE

scb radio:
SUDDENLY

scb radio:
SOMETHING MATERIALIZES BEHIND MT

Rika Ishinomori:
Rika investigates the ro- fuck

scb radio:
You sense it beforehand though, so you can roll to try and avoid what seems to feel like a high wind pressure
Rika Ishinomori: (( So is this one of those "describe it and the better you do the better the roll you get to make or am I just rolling something arbitrary based on what I think I could do? o3o ))

scb radio:
Yea thats the idea, the thing you're avoiding is sort of beyond your comprehension though since it's so sudden

scb radio:
so coming up with a decent enough way to dodge is part of the challenge :^0

scb radio:
also Agi can see something materialize in behind Rika for a split second, so you can try and help her out
PR-1035: (( well I'm certainly not going to shoot ))
PR-1035: (( I can call out tho ))

scb radio:
sure

PR-1035:
"Oi, girlie! Something behind you!"

Rika Ishinomori:
The hair on the back of Rika's neck stands up straight as a sudden chill shoots down her spine. It feels almost as though the room has dropped a good twenty degrees where she's standing. She let's out a yelp as she hears Ten yell out at her, twisting her body suddenly to try and face him. Unfortunately, or fortunately as it may be, for her, she ends up tripping over herself and falls backwards over the sofa behind her

scb radio:
so thats 3+1 for agi's halp

scb radio:
5 1 1 3

scb radio:
3 of those are below 4 so that passes

PR-1035:
oh shit you're supposed to roll low in this system

scb radio:
ye

PR-1035:
was it Scab that was high?

scb radio:
ye

PR-1035:
odd they'd split it up

scb radio:
You barely managed to avoid a viscious swing from some large, grotesque figure, seemingly held up by strings.

mommy:
"why" it whimpers

mommy:
followed by a sharp scream that makes you JUMP!. "WHY DO YOU ACT THIS WAY!?"

Rika Ishinomori:
"Nani sore?!" Rika screams out as she tumbles over the sofa. She catches herself before she rolls off and hits the floor!

PR-1035:
it's blackness
PR-1035: (( it's ok Tirk we'll give you a countdown for the second jumpscare attempt ))
PR-1035: (( 5, 4, 3 ))
PR-1035: (( 2 ))
PR-1035: (( 1 ))
PR-1035: (( spoop ))
mommy:
"Geheheheahaha!" The figure soars through the air, as you can almost hear the chant of some unrelated kid, telling himself "she's coming for you...she's coming for you..."

lisa:
SCARY NOISE
PR-1035: (( it still black ))

PR-1035:
"Jesus - what IS that thing?"
tirkaroKujo:
im only showing it for a split second I guess lag is killing it

Rika Ishinomori:
"Wha-...what the fuck?!"

Li Jing:
"Get out of the way!"

mommy:
Its coming for you now in REAL TIME better move

mommy:
It lands on the table "Yeaaaahahaghyaaah!"
PR-1035: (( VISION ISN'T HELPING ))

Rika Ishinomori:
Rika scrambles off the sofa and dashes around the table as fast as her pop-idol legs will take her, "Nonononono...! What is that?!"
Richie: (( can u see her now ))
PR-1035: (( ye ))
Rika Ishinomori: (( yes. ))
Rika Ishinomori: (( tirk: If you can see her, you're dead. ))

PR-1035:
"Graah!" 10 fires a few shots at the figure, then dashes away, turning his head occasionally so he can keep track of her

Richie:
"Shit! FUCK!" Richie joins you in the mass firepower.

PR-1035:
"Move, people!"

PR-1035:
o shit we split up

mommy:
"Guaayyggh!" The thing begins to slowly mutilate as you pump some rounds into it

mommy:
"You ungrateful....you'll give my son back...you MIND!!! PARASITES!!!"

mommy:
She leaps towards 1035 in REAL TIME!

Rika Ishinomori:
Rika suddenly remembers that she has the gun on her and pulls it out, "Safety off, line up the shot...pull the trigger...!" She fires a shot at the monster!

PR-1035:
"Get back!"

Li Jing:
Li Jing loads her gun. "Let's take the shot!"

mommy:
The combined shots split the damn puppet in half making it bleed.....blood? Actually it looks way too thick to be blood. And too...discolored. Almost brown-like."

PR-1035:
It's shit, isn't it?
Rika Ishinomori: (( Great, it's full of feces. ))

mommy:
The now-detached puppet slumps onto the floor, incapable of really doing much now that her body is completely useless and shredded.

Rika Ishinomori:
Rika gasps for air as she lowers her aim, "W-..what is that monster...?"

Richie:
Richie hyperventilates. "What...WHAT the FUCK was that?"

PR-1035:
1035 kicks the damn thing's head off. "Hahh, hahh... that was close..."

Rika Ishinomori:
"I-..it tried to kill me...!"

Li Jing:
"Looks like this is the reason why they truly bothered arming us. This whole place was built to be a death trap..."

Rika Ishinomori:
"I-..is it bleeding...? Like...is that real...?"

PR-1035:
what's it smell like

Li Jing:
Li Jing stares at the dolls 'corpse.' "It's...I'm not sure what it is. It smells like oil though."

Li Jing:
"Really, really bad oil."

Rika Ishinomori:
Rika scoots back in, uncomfortable with being too far from other people, "So it is some sort of machine..?"

PR-1035:
"Just like the other one, but a hell of a lot more grotesque."

PR-1035:
"Nice shot there, princess."

Rika Ishinomori:
Rika's face flushes red, "I-...I just did what you said..."

scb radio:
"But while Ol' Johnny Boy could easily calm down his mother, there was always one man he just couldn't look straight in the eye. One man who completely dominated his life since birth, and held a fierce iron grip on his whole family..." The old timey narrator says

PR-1035:
"And it got the job done. That was a thank you, take it."

Lewis:
From behind, Huey Lewis runs up, looking like he just saw death itself.

Lewis:
"D-did you....did you just..." He stammers

PR-1035:
"Yeah, the gunfire was us. No one's hurt."

Rika Ishinomori:
"We got attacked by that monster!" she points at the panic puppet zone, "It came right after me...!"

Richie:
"Yeah, slow down man! We got this under control, see?"

Lewis:
"I-I mean, that's nice and all, but...but there's another problem we gotta deal with here!"
Rika Ishinomori: (( Jesus. Evolve fucking -CONSUMES- CPU power. ))

Rika Ishinomori:
"Like what?"

Lewis:
AND THEN, FROM THE ENTRYWAY, A FLYING BODY JUST CRASHES THROUGH THE WALLS, AND IT LOOKS REALLY HORRIBLY BLOODIED UP.

Darrel D.:
The Sherrif here just flies in SPLAT, with horrific head trauma and cuts all around his body. Missing a few limbs, and his face just about caved in, it's hard to imagine the sight before you was even supposed to be human at some point.

Johnny Boy:
"It's too late...he's coming....he's coming...." The boy's voice chants throughout the area

PR-1035:
"Oh my god, what in the hell happened to the sheriff?"

Rika Ishinomori:
Rika screams literal bloody murder as the corpse of the olde time sheriff flies in, "HOLY SHIT...!"

Richie:
"D'YOOUUGH MY GOD!"
PR-1035: (( Did the hole he came through lead outside? ))

Richie:
no it's just through the entryway
PR-1035: (( said something about an entryway ))
PR-1035: (( ah ))

PR-1035:
"Damn it! We need to move!"

Richie:
ok hold on
PR-1035: (( so from the southwest? ))

Richie:
can u see the pizza bear

Rika Ishinomori:
SPOOP BEAR

PR-1035:
ye

Rika Ishinomori:
ye

Richie:
ok good

Richie:
so yeah from the southwest

Rika Ishinomori:
"Nonononono...this is -fucking-...no!"

scb radio:
"What are you doing...to my family..." you hear a somber, deep male voice.

Johnny Boy:
"He'scominghe'scominghe'scominghe'scoming"

PR-1035:
"Come on, then!" 1035 kicks the - JESUS

Rika Ishinomori:
I hope you screencapped that.

Lewis:
"Let's MOVE outta here!"

Lewis:
I'll cap it later

PR-1035:
kicks the puppet's body aside and motions for the group to follow

PR-1035:
quickly

PR-1035:
YOU SAID SOUTHWEST

PR-1035:
THIS IS EAST

father:
"Why must you do these things?" This man is very quick.

Rika Ishinomori:
Rika sees the nightmare old man armed with a scythe through the doorway and lets out another scream, "Nooo! Leave us alone!"

father:
at least as long as you're not looking at him

father:
Because right now he just slowly approaches...slowly.
Rika Ishinomori: (( Oh God, he's that SCP." ))

PR-1035:
"Oh, shit!" 10 grabs the nearby chair and hurls it at the man, then bolts back toward the room

Li Jing:
Li Jing tries to get a few shots in at him as he makes his way through. "That thing is...a monster..." The shots seem to do little damage

Richie:
"fuckfuckfuckfuck..."

scb radio:
https://i.gyazo.com/c3c8622081809bc00057379478a36979.png

Rika Ishinomori:
Rika backs away from the slowly approaching man, bumping into the chair as she goes. She quickly skirts her way around it to stand next to Ten. By this point, she's in a full blown flurry of half praying, half cursing in Japanese.

father:
tip...tap...the Father Figure creeps in, cornering you slowly.

PR-1035:
"HnnnnGGHH!" 1035 pushes the table up onto its side, then rolls it toward the entryway to serve as a barricade!

father:
It seems your little distraction has slowed this beast down just a little.

Rika Ishinomori:
"I think his weapon will go through that...!"

PR-1035:
"Did you guys at least find an exit?!" @ Lewis

Richie:
"No, but at this point, who the FUCK cares? We're making one ourselves!"

PR-1035:
"Right! Grenade!"

Rika Ishinomori:
"I would suggest you do something quickly...!"

Richie:
Richie tosses one of the grenades at the wall. "AAAALL CLEEEAAAR!" He shouts at the top of his lungs.

Richie:
.....and it manages to make a scratch in it! Huzzah! But it doesn't break down the wall.

Rika Ishinomori:
"Huhwhaaa?! What are these walls made out of...?!"

father:
The daddy slices right through the table like cutting through a loaf of bread. "Your satanic wiles end here, demons of the mind..."

Richie:
"What the shit? The walls leading out are WAY more reinforced than anything in this dump!"

Rika Ishinomori:
"Fucking shit...!"

PR-1035:
"Head for the hallway, we'll circle around!"

Li Jing:
Li tries shooting at the thing some more as she moves about. "This bad boy has to come down sooner or later...."

Rika Ishinomori:
"But...but...where do we go?! That thing knows this place much better than we do...!"

father:
the father kneels over the body of its "wife" if you could call it that. "You give in way too easily." It groans.

Richie:
"So what the fuck is your plan here? Make it too dizzy to chase us?"

PR-1035:
"How about getting out of the fucking house? We know where the entrance is, we can make a dash for that! Who's to say this whole house isn't a dead end, anyhow?"

Richie:
"A-alright, fine! That's as good an idea as any at this point! Let's just move!"

Rika Ishinomori:
"That sounds like the best idea...!"

father:
"Suffer"

PR-1035:
and now that bricked off entrance is canon.
Rika Ishinomori: (( Of course it is. ))

father:
You all manage to outrun the thing pretty easily so long as someone isn't breaking eye contact. Seems the entryway perfectly opened up...but you're stopped by someone different now, isn't that great?"

PR-1035:
inb4 PIZZA'S HERE

PR-1035:
I KNEW IT

PR-1035:
"Oh, son of a BITCH!"

scb radio:
"But in a stroke of miraculous luck, Ol' Johnny boy's doll just up and sprang to life!"

Rika Ishinomori:
"Kumamon...?!"

Johnny Boy:
"Pizza Bear!"

Bear of Pizza:
"That's right dear Jimmy Boy!" The Pizza Bear shouts in its super hokey squeaky voice "I'll save you from the terrors that plague you like spoiled cheese!"

Bear of Pizza:
SUDDENLY THE BEAR STARTS BRANDISHING SHARP CLAWS OH GOD GET OUT OF THE WAY
Rika Ishinomori: (( Get out of the way in REAL TIME?! ))

PR-1035:
"Move!"

Li Jing:
"Well...out of the frying pan..."

PR-1035:
so to be clear

PR-1035:
is the bear going after US or the dadman

Bear of Pizza:
"GRAAAH!" and yeah the bear just goes after the dad.

PR-1035:
looks like dadman.

Rika Ishinomori:
Rika makes a break for the only doorway that doesn't lead to something known to kill them.

PR-1035:
"Okay! First stroke of luck."

Bear of Pizza:
From here on the intercom plays Pizza Bear's silly theme song while he horribly and violently tears apart the dad.

Rika Ishinomori:
"K-...Kumamon always saves the day...! Kumamon...mon...mon!"

Bear of Pizza:
it sounds kinda like this but in english and about pizza bear

Bear of Pizza:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtRG4iXIAG4

Lewis:
"Well..that's one fuckin' way to take care of things."

PR-1035:
1035 quickly peers into this room, looking for a fUCKIGN DOOR

scb radio:
It seems that YES! There is in fact a fuckin door there! Its locked, but it looks like it can be broken down now.

Rika Ishinomori:
"Did you find an exit...?!"

PR-1035:
"Finally! Right in here!"

scb radio:
also besides it are some canisters of ammo for your weapons and some grenades

scb radio:
Its in a jar labeled "cookies"

PR-1035:
He kicks the door down!
tirkaroKujo:
Bam...Bam...BAM! it goes down pretty easy with a few kicks.

Rika Ishinomori:
"D-..did we escape this madness...?"

Richie:
"I think...it looks like it. Oooh, hold on. Hope mama doesn't mind us stealin' some cookies from her jar, not like she'll need it, heheh...."

PR-1035:
"One of them's going to win, and you bet your ass they're coming after us next!"

Rika Ishinomori:
Rika nods, "Right...!"

scb radio:
So you head for the exit. As you do, you reach a tunnel where the intercom continues this really stupid story. "And so, after Pizza Bear cooked both of Johnny Boy's demonic parents into much more delicious pizza, Johnny Boy could have as many pizzas as he liked!"

Rika Ishinomori:
"..we are still not any closer to figuring out where this place is..." Rika sighs as she tries to block out the grotesque story.

scb radio:
and because i dont feel like mapping this out the next area is just another replica of the house you were just in, but brighter and cleaner

PR-1035:
w man

PR-1035:
a

Li Jing:
Li Jing just continues to stare at her surroundings. "I fucking hate Pizza by the way. It makes me sick to my stomach."

Richie:
"I guess....this is progress?"

Rika Ishinomori:
"This whole ordeal...it is very real now...without a doubt..." She nervously chews on her lip, "The shreiff...he...he is really dead..."

Lewis:
"It just seemed so...sudden. Whoever built this god forsaken place ain't fuckin' around, I'll tell you that."

scb radio:
"And so the boy, now estatic about his new, parent-free life, does nothing but eat pizza all day!"
MarthTrinity is disconnected.

Bear of Pizza:
"Oh boy! It's a good thing you're here kid-" sad
MarthTrinity has connected.

Bear of Pizza:
"Oh boy! It's a good thing you're here, kids!" The Pizza Bear addresses the audience, yes that's you. "I'm gonna need lots of help giving ol' Johnny Boy here all this pizza!" He points to a large mound of bad plastic pizza props (Still pretty accurately scented though)

Li Jing:
"....at this point do we even wanna bother?"

Rika Ishinomori:
"I-...I just want to leave this place..."

Lewis:
"I mean...technically this is non-lethal, but I'd rather not try and take any risks here."

Bear of Pizza:
"Let's make it a competition! Here we go!"
Rika Ishinomori: (( I should ask what I missed at this point ))

Bear of Pizza:
Rika Ishinomori: "This whole ordeal...it is very real now...without a doubt..." She nervously chews on her lip, "The shreiff...he...he is really dead..." Lewis: "It just seemed so...sudden. Whoever built this god forsaken place ain't fuckin' around, I'll tell you that." scb radio: "And so the boy, now estatic about his new, parent-free life, does nothing but eat pizza all day!"

Bear of Pizza:
and then u discoed
Rika Ishinomori: (( Oh. Pizza Bear teleported in front of us? ))

scb radio:
You're in a new area now which is basically the old house but cleaner. These two animatronics are presumably entirely different ones, intended on telling this stupid story.
Rika Ishinomori: (( Ahhh ))

scb radio:
you can tell too, as this particular Pizza Bear animatronic is much more stationary, and has little leeway for free movement

Bear of Pizza:
"Yes, that's right! Get those pizzas down!" The voice lines continue as if you're actually doing something, even though you're just staring at the shit unfolding unamused

PR-1035:
10 picks up a pizza and turns it around in his hand

Rika Ishinomori:
"What is this supposed to be...?"

Bear of Pizza:
it's pretty plasticky, as stated before. Surprisingly heavy too. There's some kind of sensor that indicates when its fed into that particular Johnny Boy animatronic's mouth

Lewis:
"So is this like...the only way through then?"

Li Jing:
^ i was supposed to say that

Li Jing:
but its toooo laaaate

Rika Ishinomori:
Rika picks up a different pizza and looks at it, "So we just slot the pizza in its mouth...?" She proceeds to do so.

Johnny Boy:
Johnny Boy bites down on it. "Yum yum yum!" The pizza doesn't really go away though, I suppose it's just pretend eating

Johnny Boy:
But soon, that delight begins to turn into disgust. "Uuugghhh...Pizza Bear....I don't feel so good...."

Johnny Boy:
"Pizza Bear...we all looove you....aaaugh" And then the animatronic falls over, its complexion now petrified, indicating death.

Bear of Pizza:
"Nooooo! Johnny Boy!"

PR-1035:
"You killed it."

Lewis:
"Oh. Well uh...boo hoo."

Rika Ishinomori:
Rika's attention turns to the nightmare bear in the corner as if she's bracing herself for it to react...

scb radio:
"As it turns out, eating nothing but pizza is rather bad for a growing boy. Thus spelled the end of Johnny Boy, and thus marked....The Original Sin...of Pizza Bear."

Bear of Pizza:
"Oh noooo! I must....I'm a monster! I must therefore lash out at-"

Richie:
Richie just sprays the Bear animatronic with a machinegun.

Richie:
"Hey. No riskin' that shit."
PR-1035: (( definitely a bit low on momentum now ))

Bear of Pizza:
i guess everyone a tire huh
PR-1035: (( ye ))
PR-1035: (( you should be too ))

Bear of Pizza:
u dont live on the east coast :^(
Rika Ishinomori: (( I'll be up for a while, but I know everyone else has to sleep at reasonable times. ))
Rika Ishinomori: (( I figured we'd end around midnight anyway ))

Bear of Pizza:
yea i ges
tirkaroKujo:
woulda liked to have gotten it to a slightly better position but I suppose that was unlikely with the delays

Rika Ishinomori:
I think that was good for an intro
tirkaroKujo:
it went better than expected tho there was kind of an embarassing amount of red text there

PR-1035:
at the end yeh I guess

Rika Ishinomori:
It happens when there's only two PC's I s'pose
tirkaroKujo:
dont feel like the PCs got to do terribly much so I want that to change

PR-1035:
I kinda got distracted when I realized I hadn't eaten

Rika Ishinomori:
agi took charge and I shot a bitch

Rika Ishinomori:
It's a nice change of pace to see agi play a more take-charge character

PR-1035:
I kind of figured you were going to play something along the lines of, well

PR-1035:
what you ended up playing

PR-1035:
thought it'd be a good idea to go with someone more assertive

Rika Ishinomori:
It's coo'.

Rika Ishinomori:
He went to jail for never wearing a shirt, didn't he?
tirkaroKujo:
also sorry for the lack of muzak this session
tirkaroKujo:
i kinda neglected that and searching for appopriate scary music took too long

Rika Ishinomori:
Q: Will this be all animatronics?
tirkaroKujo:
hopefully not

Rika Ishinomori:
Q: Will this be it for the party NPC's?
tirkaroKujo:
no
tirkaroKujo:
well actually it kinda depends who u take along with u

Rika Ishinomori:
Q: Would I have died had I fucked up that roll
tirkaroKujo:
it wouldnt have been pretty

Rika Ishinomori:
Q: Can we equip Ten with a shirt?
tirkaroKujo:
draw it on yourself

Rika Ishinomori:
Either way, this was fun. For me at least o3o

Rika Ishinomori:
I like me some rules light tabletorps

PR-1035:
It was aight.

PR-1035:
Nice to not get into heated arguments during a tub for once.

Rika Ishinomori:
What's there to argue here? o3o

Rika Ishinomori:
We all want to night die

Rika Ishinomori:
*not

Rika Ishinomori:
I don't know how I got night out of that.

Rika Ishinomori:
Also you totally spooned me when you taught me how to shoot :
tirkaroKujo:
rip server
You have disconnected.