Frogman's generator code

$hilt
a hilt made from human skin from a questionable source
a hilt made from a carton of organic goat milk
a hilt made from the most colorful coral
a hilt made from the softest river rock

$blade
a blade made from human fingernails from a questionable source
a blade made from free range natural metal straight from the farm
a blade made from the fins of the meanest sharks
a blade made from the sharpest forest branches

$phrase
You are handed a sword with [hilt] and a [blade]. You love it!<br><br>