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  1. 18:46:07: <Nuppiz> VDMPOLELOL
  2. 18:46:11: <klon> alrighty
  3. 18:46:12: <Nuppiz> Kickert is second
  4. 18:46:17: <Nuppiz> Dutch front row
  5. 18:46:40: <klon> would you mind if somebody uses a wrong season for a career story? I can only find a game from the 2002 MotoGP season
  6. 18:46:42: <Salamander> woooo
  7. 18:46:54: <dark77> prost gp will propably mignletpolelol
  8. 18:46:57: <Salamander> nah
  9. 18:47:00: <Salamander> thats fine klon
  10. 18:47:24: <Salamander> im eager to hear how everyones favourite old fart gets on racing bikes
  11. 18:47:26: <Salamander> @D
  12. 18:47:28: <Salamander> :D
  13. 18:47:47: <Salamander> al smith's first pole :D
  14. 18:48:04: <Salamander> actually davies won this race last year, didnt he?
  15. 18:48:20: <klon> and von Gottorp? How's he doing nuppiz?
  16. 18:48:22: <Nuppiz> http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc464/Nuppiz/F1C/92CzechQuali_zpscaf8beed.jpg
  17. 18:48:30: <AxelP800> At what part of race right now?
  18. 18:48:41: <Nuppiz> just starting
  19. 18:48:42: <Salamander> not started yet
  20. 18:48:48: <AxelP800> Qualfying?
  21. 18:48:49: <klon> I guess I will have to invest money now, don't it?
  22. 18:48:51: <Salamander> nuppiz just ran qualifying
  23. 18:48:57: <Pasta> vdm and kickert?
  24. 18:49:02: <Pasta> I'll take that
  25. 18:49:02: <AxelP800> The picture got deleted
  26. 18:49:06: <AxelP800> In here
  27. 18:49:14: <Salamander> just click on it
  28. 18:49:28: <AxelP800> Lame internet
  29. 18:49:33: <AxelP800> Just fixed
  30. 18:49:55: <AxelP800> 6 seconds? Oh my
  31. 18:50:21: <Salamander> im surprised at how well vdms been doing in qually
  32. 18:50:28: <Nuppiz> clean start for the Dutch lads, they're going wheel to wheel into the first corner!
  33. 18:50:47: <Nuppiz> any guesses on the amount of stallers?
  34. 18:50:54: <AxelP800> 0
  35. 18:51:14: <klon> 2
  36. 18:51:18: <Salamander> 3
  37. 18:51:33: <Nuppiz> all wrong
  38. 18:51:35: <Nuppiz> 4
  39. 18:51:38: <klon> yes
  40. 18:51:42: <AxelP800> Who?
  41. 18:51:54: <Nuppiz> Jong-Sung, Pearson, Jericho, Karimov
  42. 18:52:05: <Salamander> lol
  43. 18:52:08: <Salamander> pearson does nothing but stall
  44. 18:52:51: <Pi3141> oh LifeGP
  45. 18:53:09: <Pi3141> I had dinner, and returned just now.
  46. 18:53:11: <AxelP800> Amusing as usual
  47. 18:54:33: <Pi3141> Well, my drivers weren't good in qualifying, but as long as they're in the race, everything can happen in LifeGP.
  48. 18:54:44: <Nuppiz> only one wing lost so far
  49. 18:55:01: <Nuppiz> Braggia hit Jericho's stalled car and lost his front wing
  50. 18:56:00: <Pasta> God's sake Braggia
  51. 18:56:05: <Nuppiz> Kickert takes the lead in the first corner
  52. 18:56:20: <Salamander> come on jan get it back
  53. 18:56:38: <Pasta> That awkward dilemma when both of the drivers battling for the lead are yours.... :P
  54. 18:57:01: <AxelP800> And if they crashed.......
  55. 18:57:36: <Nuppiz> and Van Dycke's car is already smoking!
  56. 18:57:40: <Salamander> tbh the way vdm's season has gone id take a 1-2
  57. 18:57:43: <Salamander> dutch 1-2
  58. 18:57:48: <Salamander> with kickert winning
  59. 18:58:19: <Nuppiz> DONNELLY!
  60. 18:59:00: <Salamander> what has that fat idiot done now?
  61. 18:59:01: <Pasta> IS A FAT BASTARD!#
  62. 18:59:08: <Salamander> :D
  63. 18:59:45: <Nuppiz> he brakes too late in the corner and rear-ends van Dycke
  64. 18:59:45: <Pasta> http://www.unsigneddesign.com/White_Grunge/LT_WhiteGrunge_06.jpg
  65. 18:59:50: <klon> yeees!
  66. 19:00:03: <klon> Fack the Dyke
  67. 19:00:05: <Pasta> The amount of pies left after donnelly visits the pie shop
  68. 19:00:12: <Salamander> :D
  69. 19:00:18: <Nuppiz> van Dycke loses his rear wing, Donnelly the front
  70. 19:00:25: <Salamander> no he didnt brake too late
  71. 19:00:34: <Salamander> he just forgot to account for his weight
  72. 19:00:36: <Salamander> again :/
  73. 19:00:43: <AxelP800> Wonder what Dave Wilson thinking while see that
  74. 19:01:06: <Salamander> putting pearson in the car was a bad idea, probably
  75. 19:01:56: <Nuppiz> OAAAAARGHH!
  76. 19:02:07: <Pi3141> What?
  77. 19:02:13: <Nuppiz> BIG CRASH!
  78. 19:02:22: <Pasta> And look at that!
  79. 19:02:40: <Nuppiz> VAN DYCKE STOPS ON THE MAIN STRAIGHT AND IS COLLECTED BY VON GOTTORP!
  80. 19:02:58: <Pasta> There's been an collision! Oooh my word
  81. 19:03:04: <klon> http://boards.420chan.org/wooo/src/1367952532772.gif
  82. 19:03:10: <AxelP800> Trolllol
  83. 19:03:13: <Pasta> Is that a Foster's car? NO IT'S VON GOTTORP!
  84. 19:03:16: <Pasta> OAAARRGGHH
  85. 19:03:37: <Salamander> van dycke mustve heard you klon
  86. 19:03:40: <Salamander> :p
  87. 19:03:42: <AxelP800> Did von Gottorp loses wheels?
  88. 19:04:52: <Pasta> Van Dycke's got to get a peanlty for stopping on the main straight like that
  89. 19:05:04: <klon> 1000 races ban pls
  90. 19:05:06: <RealRacingRoots> One W remained lol Klon
  91. 19:05:16: <Nuppiz> well
  92. 19:05:33: <klon> was it "World" or "Wrestling"?
  93. 19:05:33: <RealRacingRoots> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/945741_489655327770249_805257205_n.png
  94. 19:05:36: <Salamander> assuming van dycke isnt injured
  95. 19:05:39: <RealRacingRoots> Wrestling
  96. 19:05:40: <Nuppiz> von Gottorp hit van Dycke at just about the maximum speed these cars can reach
  97. 19:05:50: <Salamander> oh dear
  98. 19:05:54: <klon> cool, Haitch confirmed for pure wrestler booker :D
  99. 19:05:57: <klon> no
  100. 19:06:00: <klon> worries
  101. 19:06:04: <klon> von Gottorp is invincibl
  102. 19:06:07: <klon> *invincible
  103. 19:06:19: <Nuppiz> 235km/h into a stationary object
  104. 19:06:26: <klon> pussies would die
  105. 19:06:27: <RealRacingRoots> In a Life?
  106. 19:06:29: <klon> men life
  107. 19:06:31: <RealRacingRoots> that's not pleasant
  108. 19:06:54: <klon> and if there is anyone manlier in motorsports than von Gottorp, then i don't want to know
  109. 19:07:07: <klon> He's a amn
  110. 19:07:11: <klon> He's a man
  111. 19:07:13: <klon> such a maaaan
  112. 19:07:14: <Salamander> amn?
  113. 19:07:20: <Nuppiz> there's no question that there'll be heavy penalties for van Dycke, but right now we have to see how they are hurt!
  114. 19:07:20: <Salamander> whats an amn? :p
  115. 19:07:20: <RealRacingRoots> (such a man)
  116. 19:07:20: <klon> yes
  117. 19:07:31: <klon> he's a real
  118. 19:07:42: <klon> a real man's man
  119. 19:08:02: <klon> Salamander, that is someone so manly, that the testerone disallows for proper spelling
  120. 19:08:12: <rasmus> someone here who's making logos?
  121. 19:08:14: <klon> this status is known as being amnly
  122. 19:08:47: <Nuppiz> von Gottorp is unconscious as his car flew into the catch fencing
  123. 19:09:01: <klon> 9>implying
  124. 19:09:05: <Nuppiz> van Dycke is conscious but in severe pain
  125. 19:09:08: <klon> just taking a nap
  126. 19:09:44: <Salamander> he did a whole race weekend while taking a nap
  127. 19:09:46: <Salamander> this is nothing
  128. 19:09:58: <AxelP800> Two great drivers crashing each other. I feel de ja vu
  129. 19:10:23: <AxelP800> Whincup and Davison at Phillip Island 2012
  130. 19:10:26: <klon> Pironi ain't go nothin' on von Gottorp :D
  131. 19:10:28: <klon> ... oh
  132. 19:10:31: <Nuppiz> meanwhile, Blog has a gearbox problem
  133. 19:10:51: <Pi3141> Rasmus, Ataxia did a logo for my team.
  134. 19:11:19: <Salamander> he did my logo as well
  135. 19:11:27: <Nuppiz> von Gottorp is already in the ambulance and on his way to the hospital
  136. 19:11:50: <klon> he wants to get checked for gall stones - a serious worry in his age
  137. 19:11:54: <Nuppiz> the medical stuff is now putting a neck support on van Dycke
  138. 19:11:58: <Nuppiz> staff, not stuff
  139. 19:12:06: <klon> ... I have had my gall bladder removed
  140. 19:12:14: <klon> not that you want to know that but you have no escape
  141. 19:12:18: <klon> I am truly
  142. 19:12:31: <MrEvil> muahahahahaha
  143. 19:12:41: <Nuppiz> and Blog retires in the pits
  144. 19:12:50: <Pasta> *feeble voice* Oh no, I'm so scared!
  145. 19:12:52: <Pasta> :P
  146. 19:12:54: <AxelP800> My guess, stuck on 3rd gear
  147. 19:13:03: <Nuppiz> and that guess is correct
  148. 19:13:06: <RealRacingRoots> Does that make you number 1 MrEvil?
  149. 19:13:13: <Pasta> Nuppiz I found that last line funnier than I should f done
  150. 19:14:01: <AxelP800> Wow
  151. 19:14:02: <Nuppiz> the neck support thing?
  152. 19:14:14: <Nuppiz> blame my lack of knowledge of medical English :P
  153. 19:14:30: <AxelP800> I hope you know Euthanasia
  154. 19:14:44: <Nuppiz> yes
  155. 19:14:45: <Pasta> Nuppiz no, not that, about Blogg retiring
  156. 19:14:52: <Pasta> It seemed so...removed from anything, ever
  157. 19:15:18: <Nuppiz> Donnelly fell down to 18th due to his pitstop
  158. 19:15:20: <AxelP800> How does Generic doing now?
  159. 19:15:37: <Salamander> he was busy eating another damn pie :/
  160. 19:15:38: <Nuppiz> in points :O
  161. 19:15:47: <Nuppiz> Generic is 6th
  162. 19:15:56: <Salamander> is vdm hassling kickert for the lead?
  163. 19:16:00: <AxelP800> Nice. Keep on James!
  164. 19:16:06: <Pi3141> And the Mazzacane drivers?
  165. 19:16:32: <Nuppiz> VDM is actually busy nursing his car for as long as possible
  166. 19:17:00: <Nuppiz> the engine is putting up more smoke than all Chinese factories combined
  167. 19:17:09: <Salamander> oh god damn it
  168. 19:17:20: <Salamander> every time :/
  169. 19:17:37: <AxelP800> Jamie Davies II
  170. 19:17:58: <Salamander> thats *james* davies, thank you very much :p
  171. 19:18:11: <AxelP800> Heh?
  172. 19:18:17: <MrEvil> How can you not now the name of the greatest racing driver?
  173. 19:18:24: <Salamander> best driver ever
  174. 19:18:24: <AxelP800> Curse my eyes
  175. 19:18:25: <Salamander> of all time
  176. 19:18:27: <Nuppiz> Mazzacane is 13th, Balivernes just retired with a broken gearbox
  177. 19:19:10: <Salamander> https://twitter.com/BestDriverEver
  178. 19:19:23: <AxelP800> Reading since January and just reliase now
  179. 19:19:33: <AxelP800> Realize
  180. 19:19:49: <MrEvil> #OnceInALifetime
  181. 19:19:54: <MrEvil> we should bugger TMLW so he hurries up with it
  182. 19:20:32: <Salamander> you can bugger him if you want :p
  183. 19:20:44: <Salamander> im just going to leave it as bugging him
  184. 19:20:44: <Pasta> Salamander why is your car so goddam unreliable? :P
  185. 19:20:51: <Salamander> i dont know
  186. 19:21:09: <MrEvil> oh
  187. 19:21:11: <Salamander> its always the damn brakes and suspension
  188. 19:21:14: <MrEvil> that was unfortunately worded
  189. 19:21:18: <Salamander> indeed :p
  190. 19:21:25: <Nuppiz> and VDM's engine blew up for good
  191. 19:21:31: <Salamander> fuuuuuuu
  192. 19:22:24: <AxelP800> Karma for Dutch for colonized Indonesia for 350 years
  193. 19:22:25: <Nuppiz> Genric up to 5th, but he doesn't enjoy that long!
  194. 19:22:30: <Nuppiz> Generic*
  195. 19:22:37: <Nuppiz> he's stuck in second gear
  196. 19:22:51: <AxelP800> No!
  197. 19:23:55: <AxelP800> I'll gonna brainstorm this car
  198. 19:24:29: <AxelP800> There he goes, retiring. Now
  199. 19:24:40: <AxelP800> In what lap are we?
  200. 19:25:07: <Nuppiz> 6/27
  201. 19:25:37: <Salamander> is gomes doing anything?
  202. 19:25:56: <AxelP800> 500 for 500 miles! Not 30 km
  203. 19:26:06: <Nuppiz> doing what she knows best
  204. 19:26:10: <Nuppiz> being slow :P
  205. 19:26:14: <Salamander> :D
  206. 19:26:22: <Nuppiz> 16th out of 18 runners
  207. 19:26:31: <Salamander> she wasnt that bad at the brazilian gp last year...
  208. 19:26:43: <Salamander> i blame pasta for favouring kickert :p
  209. 19:26:57: <Nuppiz> KICKERT!
  210. 19:26:58: <Pasta> I ahven't done that many upgrades this year Salamander :P
  211. 19:27:09: <Pasta> We haven't finished enough to get any money :D
  212. 19:27:10: <Nuppiz> HE'S STUCK IN SECOND GEAR!
  213. 19:27:17: <Pasta> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
  214. 19:27:19: <Salamander> again
  215. 19:27:20: <Pasta> COME ONE
  216. 19:27:22: <Salamander> christ
  217. 19:27:27: <Pasta> WHEN DO WE GET A BREAK?
  218. 19:27:33: <Salamander> after i get one
  219. 19:27:38: <Salamander> youve already won a race this year
  220. 19:27:46: <Pasta> Kickert should have won the last 5!
  221. 19:27:57: <Salamander> vdm shouldve won 3 or 4
  222. 19:28:04: <Pasta> Just watch some back of the grid team luck into a win, get a billion credits then overtake us all
  223. 19:28:22: <Salamander> yeah
  224. 19:28:23: <Salamander> :/
  225. 19:28:57: <Salamander> i think ill cut back on spending until vdms car decides to stop being a fail
  226. 19:30:15: <Nuppiz> 1-2 lead for Team Sandinista at the moment
  227. 19:30:35: <Salamander> bah
  228. 19:31:12: <Pasta> If we don't finish we get no money, and if we got no money we dont finish!
  229. 19:31:14: <Pasta> Catch 22!
  230. 19:31:22: <MrEvil> pah
  231. 19:31:36: <MrEvil> von Gottorp has not invested anything because he has no money and fares well
  232. 19:31:46: <Nuppiz> Richardson is smoking... and Koumettou is on the kitty litter!
  233. 19:34:37: <Nuppiz> an undramatic suspension failure there
  234. 19:35:49: <Nuppiz> and Kickert is as stubborn as ever!
  235. 19:35:58: <Nuppiz> he is not going to retire!
  236. 19:37:43: <Nuppiz> Richardson's engine blows up
  237. 19:38:13: <MrEvil> how many cars are still running?
  238. 19:38:40: <Nuppiz> 16
  239. 19:38:44: <Nuppiz> no, 15!
  240. 19:38:46: <MrEvil> booo
  241. 19:38:56: <MrEvil> the cars are way to reliable - can't you fix that
  242. 19:39:09: <Nuppiz> Baker's engine fails in front of Donnelly
  243. 19:39:34: <Nuppiz> that's the end of the race for Baker and another destroyed nosecone for Donnelly
  244. 19:39:49: <Salamander> ugh
  245. 19:41:36: <AxelP800> Poor Donnely
  246. 19:42:51: <Nuppiz> Donnelly frops down to last
  247. 19:42:53: <Nuppiz> drops
  248. 19:45:05: <Nuppiz> but it doesn't take long for him to overtake Stalic
  249. 19:45:16: <Pi3141> Even behind Kickert? Is he still rolling around in second gear?
  250. 19:45:41: <Nuppiz> actually, it took this long for Kickert to fall out from points-scoring positions
  251. 19:45:55: <Nuppiz> he was just passed by Vic Sunset for 6th
  252. 19:47:05: <Nuppiz> but now some other problem hits Kickert's car, and he has to pull over
  253. 19:48:17: <Nuppiz> Kickert's AI is somehow messed up
  254. 19:48:47: <Nuppiz> this is the third time he has driven around the track with something amiss in his car
  255. 19:49:03: <Nuppiz> Brands Hatch '91 he drove most of the race without a front wing
  256. 19:49:22: <Nuppiz> Estoril '91 he drove most of the race stuck in first gear
  257. 19:49:45: <Nuppiz> and now he drove some three laps stuck in second gear before something else broke in his car :P
  258. 19:50:31: <Nuppiz> and Rachel Graham is in flames!
  259. 19:52:14: <Nuppiz> Mazzacane outbrakes Bell into turn one, taking the 7th position
  260. 19:52:44: <AxelP800> Another engine
  261. 19:52:50: <AxelP800> Gone
  262. 19:53:27: <RealRacingRoots> another one bites the dust
  263. 19:54:02: <Nuppiz> Graham is still fighting though, Ramone brakes too late and nudges her rear
  264. 19:54:12: <Nuppiz> Ramone has to pit for a new front wing
  265. 19:55:30: <Nuppiz> and there goes Graham's hopes for a podium, up in the air in a cloud of gray-black smoke
  266. 19:55:40: <AxelP800> Who's leading?
  267. 19:55:52: <Nuppiz> Christopher Arthurs
  268. 19:55:56: <RealRacingRoots> Life GPS: The sole single reason Global Warming is happenening
  269. 19:56:31: <AxelP800> NASCAR is the one. Damn long races
  270. 19:57:14: <MrEvil> still too many cars going
  271. 19:58:28: <Nuppiz> Braggia stuck in second gear
  272. 19:59:12: <AxelP800> What lap are we?
  273. 19:59:18: <Nuppiz> 13
  274. 19:59:24: <AxelP800> ZZzzzzz
  275. 19:59:30: <Nuppiz> and he doesn't even reach the pits before his car stalls!
  276. 20:01:00: <Nuppiz> Mazzacane in the wall!
  277. 20:01:21: <Pi3141> And his bad luck continues...
  278. 20:01:52: <Pi3141> Brakes failure=
  279. 20:01:58: <Pi3141> *?
  280. 20:01:58: <Nuppiz> not a bad shunt, but he's out nevertheless
  281. 20:02:01: <Nuppiz> yes
  282. 20:04:21: <Nuppiz> a bit less than half left, the order is: Arthurs, Ramone, Howard, Gaera, Sunset, Roberts, Bell, Alianopoulos, Donnelly, Gomes and Stalic
  283. 20:06:09: <Nuppiz> ans Sunset stops on the track!
  284. 20:06:12: <Nuppiz> and*
  285. 20:09:35: <Nuppiz> ARTHURS!
  286. 20:09:48: <Nuppiz> his car is stopped too!
  287. 20:10:14: <Salamander> this puts apostolos in line for a point, right?
  288. 20:10:28: <MrEvil> T
  289. 20:10:28: <MrEvil> O
  290. 20:10:29: <MrEvil> O
  291. 20:10:30: <MrEvil> M
  292. 20:10:31: <MrEvil> N
  293. 20:10:31: <MrEvil> A
  294. 20:10:32: <MrEvil> Y
  295. 20:10:32: <MrEvil> C
  296. 20:10:33: <MrEvil> R
  297. 20:10:33: <MrEvil> A
  298. 20:10:35: <MrEvil> S
  299. 20:10:38: <MrEvil> still running
  300. 20:10:56: <Pi3141> Salamander, I think so, unless he has been passed by anyone.
  301. 20:11:14: <Nuppiz> 1-2 for Rockets to Russia at the moment :/
  302. 20:11:30: <Salamander> dammit
  303. 20:11:56: <Salamander> theyre the gillet of lifegp :/
  304. 20:11:56: <Nuppiz> Alianopoulos will be in points, but for how long?
  305. 20:12:01: <AxelP800> 9 is too many?
  306. 20:12:03: <Nuppiz> Donnelly is breathing right to his neck
  307. 20:12:10: <Salamander> 1 is too many for klon
  308. 20:12:21: <Salamander> oh apostolos will stay in the point
  309. 20:12:21: <Salamander> s
  310. 20:12:31: <Salamander> donnellys bound to throw it off the road somewhere
  311. 20:12:43: <Pi3141> Klon is still waiting for a race where everyone retires.
  312. 20:12:45: <MrEvil> indeed it is
  313. 20:12:49: <MrEvil> and indeed I am
  314. 20:13:29: <Nuppiz> and there's the pass
  315. 20:13:35: <Pi3141> I think the record is two finishers in Ataxia's short-lived alternate F1.
  316. 20:13:37: <Nuppiz> Donnelly 6th, Alianopoulos 7th
  317. 20:14:19: <Salamander> DONNELLYSENGINEBLOWSLOL
  318. 20:16:25: <Nuppiz> well it looks like Gomes will be the next retirement
  319. 20:16:30: <Nuppiz> she's got a leak
  320. 20:16:34: <Salamander> of course
  321. 20:16:43: <Salamander> god forbid any of my drivers actually finish
  322. 20:16:58: <MrEvil> She's leaking
  323. 20:17:03: <MrEvil> must be that time of the month
  324. 20:17:09: <MrEvil> dohohohohoho
  325. 20:19:19: <Nuppiz> and the engine gives up for good
  326. 20:19:45: <Nuppiz> nine laps to go, eight cars remaining
  327. 20:21:18: <AxelP800> 3:20 AM here
  328. 20:21:33: <AxelP800> You need to give turbo engine for these cars
  329. 20:21:53: <Nuppiz> and Ramone retires from the lead!
  330. 20:21:57: <AxelP800> W12 Turbocharger. Would be nice
  331. 20:22:05: <RealRacingRoots> Rated, that's tartan done right. https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/943763_10200265794382432_1216897513_n.jpg
  332. 20:22:10: <Salamander> wooo
  333. 20:22:11: <RealRacingRoots> ;)
  334. 20:22:16: <Salamander> apostolos back in the points
  335. 20:22:32: <Rated> D:
  336. 20:22:53: <Salamander> fun fact: apostolos' first points were scored with al smith racing enterprises :D
  337. 20:23:11: <Nuppiz> and Howard cruising to his third victory of the season :/
  338. 20:23:13: <Salamander> oh wait crap
  339. 20:23:20: <Salamander> wrong guy
  340. 20:23:20: <Salamander> dammit
  341. 20:23:30: <Salamander> quick someone stop howard
  342. 20:24:29: <AxelP800> But his rocket engine has just been activated...
  343. 20:24:41: <Salamander> has it?
  344. 20:24:53: <AxelP800> Now he is circling Earth
  345. 20:24:57: <Salamander> in that case i call for a dsq
  346. 20:25:07: <Salamander> thats blatantly cheating
  347. 20:25:27: <AxelP800> You believe it :D
  348. 20:25:34: <AxelP800> ?!
  349. 20:26:05: <MrEvil> He's not the man they think he is at home
  350. 20:26:09: <MrEvil> he's a rocket man
  351. 20:26:11: <MrEvil> rocket man
  352. 20:26:50: <AxelP800> I have a feeling something is happening
  353. 20:27:08: <Salamander> something involving howard retiring???
  354. 20:27:09: <Salamander> maybe???
  355. 20:27:11: <Salamander> please???
  356. 20:27:21: <AxelP800> Something like crash
  357. 20:27:30: <AxelP800> Don't know who
  358. 20:27:40: <Nuppiz> the safety car? :P
  359. 20:28:07: <Salamander> are you driving the safety car around the circuit again nuppiz? :p :D
  360. 20:28:16: <Nuppiz> not yet :P
  361. 20:28:45: <AxelP800> Make sure you knock out someone
  362. 20:29:05: <Salamander> someone like howard
  363. 20:29:42: <AxelP800> After finish :p
  364. 20:30:08: <AxelP800> Donnely still running?
  365. 20:30:21: <Nuppiz> yeah
  366. 20:30:26: <Nuppiz> seven cars still left
  367. 20:30:45: <Nuppiz> five laps to go
  368. 20:32:08: <AxelP800> So no two wheel stunt like last year
  369. 20:32:21: <Nuppiz> no, I'm afraid
  370. 20:34:00: <AxelP800> Where do you found short AVUS?
  371. 20:34:17: <Nuppiz> in a Russian torrent
  372. 20:34:39: <AxelP800> Ah
  373. 20:34:47: <AxelP800> Torrent hates me
  374. 20:35:15: <Nuppiz> I can send it to you if you want
  375. 20:36:07: <AxelP800> Thanks! Using e-mail feature by f1rejects?
  376. 20:36:53: <Nuppiz> https://hotfile.com/dl/214289932/7bd0c5e/Avus_92-93.rar.html
  377. 20:36:54: <Nuppiz> there
  378. 20:37:34: <Nuppiz> penultimate lap
  379. 20:38:05: <AxelP800> Kiitos!
  380. 20:38:10: <Nuppiz> HOWARS
  381. 20:38:13: <Nuppiz> HOWARD!
  382. 20:38:17: <Rated> wat
  383. 20:38:19: <Nuppiz> HIS ENGINE BLOWS UP!
  384. 20:38:21: <MrEvil> come on, only four retirements
  385. 20:38:28: <MrEvil> it can still happen
  386. 20:38:31: <AxelP800> Oh!
  387. 20:40:19: <Nuppiz> Alianopoulos hits him and loses his front wing
  388. 20:40:43: <AxelP800> Gaera wins?
  389. 20:40:53: <Nuppiz> Gaera is leading
  390. 20:41:57: <Nuppiz> Alianopoulos was so far ahead of Stalic that he deosn't lose any positions
  391. 20:42:00: <Nuppiz> doesn't
  392. 20:42:19: <AxelP800> Too late Wizzie, last lap
  393. 20:42:43: <MrEvil> and von Gottorp is ded
  394. 20:42:55: <wizzie> Meh, it's probably a series I have no vested interest in :P
  395. 20:43:00: <MrEvil> Life GP
  396. 20:43:14: <Nuppiz> Lenhard is die
  397. 20:43:39: <Nuppiz> and Howard is just dropped out of the points :D
  398. 20:44:16: <skippydippy> my connection sucks :/
  399. 20:44:22: <RealRacingRoots> yes it does
  400. 20:44:33: <Nuppiz> 1-2 for Australia, Gaera wins and Howard is second
  401. 20:44:39: <MrEvil> so it's like yo mamma
  402. 20:44:40: <Nuppiz> eh
  403. 20:44:40: <MrEvil> :P
  404. 20:44:47: <Nuppiz> Roberts, not Howard
  405. 20:44:50: <Salamander> wut
  406. 20:44:54: <MrEvil> #rekt
  407. 20:44:55: <Salamander> what happened to howard?
  408. 20:44:57: <Pi3141> von Gottorp competed in F1RWRS, so since Life GP is canon, he must survive his accident.
  409. 20:45:04: <Salamander> indeed
  410. 20:45:10: <Nuppiz> Salamander, his engine blew up on the penultimate lap
  411. 20:45:10: <Salamander> hes just taking a nap
  412. 20:45:14: <Salamander> :D
  413. 20:45:19: <Salamander> excellent
  414. 20:45:41: <Nuppiz> and everyone managed to overtake him, so he's out from points-scoring positions
  415. 20:46:05: <Salamander> so donnelly finished, what, 4th?
  416. 20:46:10: <Salamander> after losing like 2 nosecones?
  417. 20:47:51: <Nuppiz> 1. Gaera 2. Roberts 3. Donnelly 4. Bell 5. Alianopoulos 6. Stalic (7.) Howard
  418. 20:48:01: <Nuppiz> lol Stalic retires on the last lap :D
  419. 20:48:11: <MrEvil> too many finishers
  420. 20:48:16: <Salamander> wat
  421. 20:48:21: <Salamander> donnelly on the podium
  422. 20:48:27: <AxelP800> Congratz
  423. 20:48:27: <Salamander> he had like the worst race ever
  424. 20:49:04: <Rated> My car is so rubbish. Never got placed higher than 4th despite retirements xD
  425. 20:49:06: <Salamander> i bet that fatass wouldve won if he didnt lose those two front wings
  426. 20:49:07: <wizzie> Someone needs to explain to FMecha that Douglas is pushing as hard as he can already
  427. 20:49:30: <MrEvil> Well, that is disappointing
  428. 20:49:36: <MrEvil> the game from 2002 only has motogp
  429. 20:51:06: <Salamander> :(
  430. 20:51:20: <Salamander> Wizzie i know just the person :D
  431. 20:51:38: <wizzie> Go for it, Mr Rennis ain't gonna stop you :P
  432. 20:52:07: <AxelP800> At least Generic would not have to Pre-Qualify
  433. 20:55:42: <Nuppiz> wat
  434. 20:55:48: <Nuppiz> guess who got the fastest lap
  435. 20:55:58: <Salamander> ...
  436. 20:56:00: <Salamander> donnelly?
  437. 20:56:01: <wizzie> Melrose? :P
  438. 20:56:29: <Nuppiz> Fastest lap: Jan van der Maeyede, 2:01.982 on lap 2
  439. 20:56:33: <Nuppiz> ROTR: Gio van Dycke
  440. 20:56:45: <Pi3141> Obviously
  441. 20:56:52: <Salamander> gahhhhhhh
  442. 20:56:55: <Salamander> whyyyyyy
  443. 20:57:12: <Salamander> at least thats another point for jan
  444. 20:57:16: <Salamander> but still :/
  445. 20:57:37: <Nuppiz> Josip Stalic's best lap was a whole ten seconds slower
  446. 20:57:52: <wizzie> Pi, correct me if I'm wrong but de Angelis is 4th in the championship behind Pryce, Mears and Patrese now, correct?
  447. 20:58:02: <Nuppiz> he makes Deletraz look like Nuvolari
  448. 20:58:17: <Pi3141> Yes, de Angelis is 4th now.
  449. 20:58:24: <wizzie> Sweet :D
  450. 20:58:40: <Salamander> i swear if mclaren get another double dnf in that series... :/
  451. 20:59:00: <wizzie> If only the other car would actually make it to the finish more often :/
  452. 20:59:07: <AxelP800> Bye bye *4 AM
  453. 20:59:19: <Salamander> hopefully this means im tanking all the dnfs so davies wont have to in 1998 :D
  454. 20:59:25: <Salamander> see ya
  455. 20:59:26: <wizzie> We might actually have a chance at second in the constructors title if Lennep could make it to the finish
  456. 20:59:43: <wizzie> Or third at the very least
  457. 21:15:57: <Nuppiz> MrEvil; Leonhard von Gottorp will be injured for five races
  458. 21:16:05: <Nuppiz> no wait
  459. 21:16:06: <MrEvil> >implying
  460. 21:16:08: <Nuppiz> six
  461. 21:16:25: <MrEvil> he just got fired
  462. 21:16:32: <Salamander> fired?
  463. 21:16:34: <MrEvil> and is actually driving somewhere else now
  464. 21:16:35: <MrEvil> :D
  465. 21:16:46: <Salamander> nah
  466. 21:16:51: <Salamander> he just got bored of lifegp
  467. 21:16:57: <MrEvil> Even better
  468. 21:17:13: <Salamander> what about van dycke?
  469. 21:17:24: <MrEvil> the cars were too slow - he's trying to win the Indy 500 from now on
  470. 21:17:31: <Salamander> excellent :D
  471. 21:17:55: <Nuppiz> van Dycke will be banned for a yet unspecified amount of time
  472. 21:18:18: <MrEvil> just need a game which involves the Indy 500 of the early 90ies :D
  473. 21:18:30: <Salamander> he isnt injured then?
  474. 21:18:38: <Nuppiz> oh, he is
  475. 21:18:48: <Nuppiz> but the ban takes precendence :P
  476. 21:18:54: <Salamander> :D
  477. 21:19:46: <Nuppiz> injured for the next five races, of which four of them he is banned from
  478. 21:20:01: <MrEvil> well, that's asinine
  479. 21:20:21: <MrEvil> if anything the ban should happen after the injuries have healed
  480. 21:20:27: <Salamander> klon would this do? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indianapolis_500:_The_Simulation
  481. 21:20:38: <MrEvil> I think it will
  482. 21:21:55: <MrEvil> but it's too late for the 1992 Indy 500
  483. 21:22:18: <MrEvil> what a shame - it's no miraculous comeback from injury if it happens after 10 months
  484. 21:22:28: <Salamander> hmmm
  485. 21:22:34: <Salamander> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IndyCar_Racing
  486. 21:22:34: <Salamander> you could try this game then
  487. 21:22:42: <MrEvil> the game is not the problem
  488. 21:23:05: <MrEvil> although using that game would make sense since I actually own that one lol
  489. 21:23:07: <Salamander> well yeah but you could have von gottorp make a full switch to indycars
  490. 21:23:17: <Salamander> :D
  491. 21:23:27: <MrEvil> ... clever
  492. 21:25:07: <MrEvil> Well, then he will come back from injury in October 1992
  493. 21:26:08: <MrEvil> can you play the injury as worse than it actually is, Nuppiz? I want von Gottorp to look like a tough SOB :D
  494. 21:28:16: <Nuppiz> I could put him into coma
  495. 21:28:22: <MrEvil> excellent
  496. 21:29:15: <wizzie> Badass Grandpa if I've ever seen one :P
  497. 21:30:00: <Nuppiz> so he'll then move over to IndyCars?
  498. 21:30:32: <MrEvil> yes
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