SL : Attention, everypony! Attention! The official Rainbow Dash Fan Club will come to order.

cheers

SL : first point of order : praise Rainbow Dash. Yes she's awesome. This concludezs this meeting of the RD fan club. Thanks for coming. Is there any questions ,

Others : Huuuh

RD : Huh ?

SL : ENd of the meeting

SL : A declare open the very first meeting of the very new and exciting club (of which I'm the president, founder and only member to this day) The Washouts Fan Club.


[Intro]


RD : Hello Scootaloo. I was passing by by chance, and oh, what is this ? Did I interrupt the meeting of your Fan CLub ?

SL : Hey . What brings you here Rainbow ?

RD : I could ask you the same question.

SL : You know... Um ... Things ... But certainly not the creation of a new fan club. You think

RD : No need to pretend. I heard it all, I was outside spying discretly as I do at each meeting.

SL : You spy on us at each meeting ? That's weird...

RD : OK, said like that out loud it might sound weird, and I probably shouldn't be doing this because it is not good to spy, but why did you create a new fan club ?

SL : I simply thought it was time for me to discover other fan clubs.

RD : [gasp]

RD : What is this ? The Washouts ?

SL : The very new and uniqueand amazing stunt team of Equestria.

RD : Stuntmen ?

SL : How to put it ? It's like the Wonderbolts but only 25 millions billion times cooler.

RD : 25 millions billion !

SL : They make all sorts of amazing stunts whith unmatched boldness instead of boring their audience with squadron flying.

RD : Boring their audience with squadron flying !

SL : Will you go on on repeating everithing I say ?

RD : Yes because I feel like my brain is attached to a rocket ready to explode in flight.

SL : SO you understand me ! They're stuning, isn't it ?


RD : She realy said it. Will you believe it ?

PP : Pfff. I do. That's true it is a little weird to spy on the meeting.

RD : No, not that. What she said about the wondebolts, that they weren't cool. ANd I think I understood she thinks I'm not cool either. But Pfff, we all know that's nonsense. I mean, I don't care at all that Scootaloo decided to admire someone else. Ah, I don't care, no not one bit.

AJ : But we could understand you're affected. It would be a little bit as if Applebloom started liking bananas more than apples. Ah AH AH. If it was to happen, you would tell me right

RD :  What do these Washouts have more than me ?

PP : Go see them and you'll know.

RD : They'll perform in Ponyville this week-end ?

TS : Woah, that's true that they look rather stunning...ly not stunning. Eheh. Making all those efforts to look so stunning, that is, you see what I mean...

PP: Good catch, Twilight.



SL : Ohh, I knew we should have queued since yesterday evening.

PP : Sorry for running us late. I should have guessed that these extreme aerial stunts cupcakes would be extremely long to prepare.

RD : Look at this, they outright copied the wonderbolts.

SL :  Why are you saying this ? The show hasn't even begun.

RD : Yes, butlook on what we are sitting. I'll have you know that wondebolts have benches too. In fact we invented the concept of benches.

AJ : Huh...

RD : ANd look at that : pop corns and cotton candy. Copiers !

SL : Oh Yeeessss !!

Announcer : That is the time. It is here that it happens. With the greatest team of all times. The Washouts !

PP : Excellent confetti cannon.

RD : Ehhh.

SL : Oh Yeeessss !!

Announcer : repeat all after me the official moto of the Washouts :

Announcer and crowd :

RD : Lame

Announcer : The Washouts are awesome, but they are over alll overtrained professionnals and their suits protect them from flames. Don't do this at home.

RD : Woah. Go Go Go

RD :

Crowd : [gasp]

Mane 6 -RD + SL : Woohoo

RD : That was wonderfull. Woo Woo Woo Woo

SL : I told you so

RD : I mean, Um, not too bad. But who are these ponies ?




SL : I can't just come like that and talk to them.

RD : You can if you're with me. After if the Rainbow Dash Fan Club exists, it's mostly because I'm fearless. have a look

RD : Hello

RD : Um. As a fellow professionnal stuntman I really loved your show. I guess you certainly recognised me. I'm part of ...

RD (asside to SL) : pause for dramatic effect...

RD : the Wondebolts.

Washout 1 and 2 :  [laughters]

Tall Washout : Hey welcome to the club.

RD : OK ...

Tall Washout : No seriously welcome to the club. We're called the Washouts because like you we all were Wonderbolts. Until it turned into a washout.

RD : I can't believe it !

Tall Washout : Yes it is. My name is Rolling Thunder. I was expelled from the WOnderbolt academy for manifest contempt of dangerous climate. Pfff. If doing loopings among 200 million volts lightning bolts during a raging storm is unsafe, then safety is not for me.

RD : Cool.

RT : And he is Short Fuse.

SF : Oh charmed girls.

RD : ANd what is your story ?

SF (shooting) : Qui te . Leave me alone !

RD : Uhh. OK. And who's the squadron's leader ?

RT : Only the most daring ex-Wonderbolt of all times

RD : [gasp]

RD : Lightning Dust

LD : Rainbow Dash

SL : Scootaloo. I'm Scootaloo. Hello



RD : Lightning Dust, I shoud have guessed you were heading this group of daredevils. I mean I'd better say reckless fliers.

SL : SO you know each other. Tell me I'm dreaming ! It's so cool !

LD : It's your friend that made me expelled from the Wondebolts.

SL : Oh, that's ... less cool.

LD : And that's the best thing to ever happen to me. Glad to see you again little wing. I heared you became a true Wonderbolt.

RD : Yeah but I'm still ...

LD : furious at me ? Please, was it so serious to put the lives of your friends in danger ? Yes, but you see, now the only ones I put in danger are these idiots.

RT and SF : [laughter]

SF : Stop calling me an idiot.

LD : Admit it, I missed you a lot. She and I were the indisputed queens of the sky.

SL : That's true ?

LD : In fact yes it is. That's true that these winds were a bit dangerous but wht fun we had ! The 2 best times of the Dizzitron.

RD : Wait a second. If I remember well, I beat you by half a second, isn't it ?

LD : Only because when I started, I pulverized the definition of dizziness.

RD and LD : [laughter]

RD :  You know, I'm happy that you're doing alright. Your show is true dynamite.

LD (to SL) : You want to know our secret ? We systematicaly disregard all what the Wondebolts taught us in term of safety.

RD : But our safety rules have their reason to be.

LD : DOn't listen to her filly. Their so called rules only serve to protect their little exclusive club and to feel superior to others

RD : That has nothing to do with any kind of superiority. Our goal is to be the best fliers. The best of the best.

LD : I created the Washouts because I think that anyone can become the best of the best. You know what Rolling Thunder will have to stop for a while.

RT : During the finale, I got my hind legs inside squishing jaws of the chewing all (tm)

LD : If you want to join, there's a spot in the team.

RD : Thanks for the offer, but I'm still a Wonderbolt.

SL : I don't mind. Can I ? Can I ?

RD : Let me think. No !

SL : I wasn't asking it to you.

LD : Oh, you're nice. But unfortunately, you didn't do a washout at the Wondebolts, and that's our thing.

RD : And I would add : No !

SL : Oh, I could join them and be expelled very quickly.

RD : Enough ! You, come with me !

SL : but where do you bring me ?

RD : Hear what the true Wonderbolts think of your idea to join them just to be expelled to join the Washouts.

LD : Send my regards to Spitfire.




RD : Had you ever seen inverted looping in simultaneous move before ?

SL : Pfff. It's way cooler to go through the squishing jaws of a chewing all (tm)

RD : What !

RD (to Spitfire) : That's exactly what I meant to tell you about.

Spitfire : I take care of that.

Spitfire (to SL) : You know what happens when there is a problem with the squishing jaws of a shrivel all

RD : (tm)

Spitfire (yelling) : You end up plastered from wings to hooves and forced to drink from a straw.

SL : But with a lot of training ...

Spitfire : Training ? Then listen well filly : I know what's going on in your little head. You're probably thinking : I'm young, I'm strong, I'll rush doing squishing and chewing stunts, with my new friend Lightning Dust. Only by playing this game, you'll soon discover that it is hard to do squishing stunts when you're plastered from wings to hooves and forced to drink from a straw.

RD : I think she understood.

Spitfire : I'm not done yet. Listen, I understand you little one. I was like you before. I always thought : One day I'll manage to touch the sky

SL : I don't ...

Spitfire : Then listen to me my filly : You think it will be a piece of cake right ? I'll tell you wwhat's not a piece of cake : never ever being able to eat cake again because you are plastered from wings to hooves and forced to drink from a straw. I have been clear this time ?

RD : Excellent !

Spitfire : Here, as a gift



RD : Sorry, you must have found it a bit intense right ? I just want to see to that you don't get hurt, so that you can walk on my hoofsteps. It's your most cherished dream, isn't it ?

SL : In fact I'd rather follow your wing flaps.

RD : That's the same thing.

SL : Thank you super skilled flier to have explained me in details what I should and shouldn't do.

RD : Perfect, I love when things are clear. Come we'll remove from your walls all your Washouts posters and joyously throw them from a cliff.


RD : I've just had a wonderful idea to draw attention to your favorite Fan Club. Mine I mean. What do you think of a big auction where the photos of your favorite flier are disputed ? No I joked of course. I would look vain, isn't it ? Uness we frame them of course. I would be much more humble, don't you think ? Scootaloo ?


RD : Scootaloo ? Has anyone seen Scootaloo ? Sorry, sorry, my bad. Twilight ?

TS : Sorry, I was just, hum

RD : Dis you get this to joyously throw them from a cliff ?

TS : THey distributed autograffs before their training session.

RD : Are you serious ? Have you seen Scootaloo ?

TS : Well in fact...



RD : I can't believe Scootaloo left me there to see them. Doesn't she understand that what they are doing is dangerous ?

TS : That's exactly what attracts her. Danger is exciting.

RD : It's like the more I try to convince Scootaloo it's too dangerous, the more she  finds them awesome.

TS : You can't control her acts, only yours. Teach her what's unsafe and what's safe, be a model to her, and hope she makes the right choices.

RD : But what if she decides to believe them over me ? She'd probably get hurt.

TS : And I know someone else who'll be hurt if it were to happen.

RD : Yes you're right. But it's not about me. I'm really worried for Scoot.


SF : Woah, you're working hard on this new stunt. (yelling) Who had the nerves to prepare me such a disgusting tomato sandwich ?

LD : Sorry Dash, the autograf session is over. But you can still buy the tomato sandwich chewed by Short Fuse, limited edition.

SF : I refuse to associate my name to this abomination !

RD : Have you seen Scootaloo ?

LD : Oh, that filly that once admired you so much ?

RD : I would be very thankful if you helped me find her. I'd want o apologised to have done everything so that she doesn't like you.

LD : FOr that don't worry, I'm certain she still likes us.

RD : [loud gasp]



RD : Lightning Dust, we've knowed each other for a while, but I can't let her do this !

SL : I don't need your protection Rainbow.

RD : Obviously you do. You don't understand how dangerous it is. Have you already forgotten all what Spitfire told you ?

LD : Let me guess. (imitating Spitfire) : You'll end up plastered from wings to hooves and forced to drink from a straw.

RD : Nonsense. That wasn't even a good imitation.

LD and SL : [laughter]

RD : Enough !  Come, we go.

SL : It's not because I admire you a lot that I have to become just like you. And since you know so well what makes a pony awesome or not, I have bad news : I will never be part of the best of the best nor will I be a Wonderbolt. Because. I . Can't. Fly ! Is that what you wanted to hear ? But even if I can't fly, I can still do amazing things. Like strapping my scooter to a multistage rocket with super fuel, and jump over 20 chariots in front of a delirious crowd.

TS : That's a very precise description.

LD : That's because that's what she will do for this evening's show. Half price for princesses (to Twilight) Bring your friends.

TS : Scootaloo are you sure that's really what you want to do ?

SL : Absolutely certain. And you can't do anything to stop me, Nothing

RD : You're right. You're a big filly now and you can make your own decisions.

SL : Very well, because it's already done.



PP : Sorry for this new delay. Who would have thought that the super difficult Scootaloo's stunt cupcake would be so difficult to prepare.

AJ : It looks like all of Ponyville is there this evening. APart from Rainbow Dash.

Announcer : And to present you the most dangerous stunt we've ever accomplished, here's your fearless captain Lightning Dust !

Crowd : [cheers]

LD : In a few moments the all new recruit of the Washouts will go down this slope on a rocket then will climb this ramp, and jump over these 20 aligned chariots before landing on the other side in one piece, if she's lucky. I invite you to applaude with your 4 hooves our stuntmare Little Dynamite.

Crowd : [cheers]

SL : Lightning Dust, I have something to tell you. I created the first Washouts Fan Club in Equestria, that I know of. SO it is a great honoe madam, um shoud I call you madam ?

LD : Manage this stunt and you can call me anything you like.

SL : Woaw. It seems ...

LD : Very dangerous ? Nah. Well perhaps a little bit.

SL : Has anyone tested the dispositive ?

LD : It wouldn't be funny if it was the case.

SL : You're adding again som more ?

LD : You're not thinking about giving up right now ,

SL : No. But that's strange, I'm thinking about a glass with a straw.

LD : Are you the founder and president of my fan club, yes or no ?

SL : Of course. That's just ...

LD : You wouldn't want to be expected because you didn't answer to my expectations, isn't it ?

SL : No, but perhaps ...

LD : Firing !

SL : OK, now I'm seriouly considering giving up.

LD : Too late !

RD : I know I'm supposed to respect your decisions and all, but that doesn't mean I can't save you from time to time.

LD : If I'd known you'd waver, I'd have done this stunt myself.

RD : Perfect, then it's not a problem if this rope is rolled around your hoof.

LD (shooting away) : rivals for life !

RD : Gladly

SL : I'm sorry to have joined the Washouts. Lightning Dust is not as I thought. She didn't care if I was scared or if I was really in danger. SHe only cared about the show. Nevermind if I was hurt. That's not the kind of pony I want to look up to.

RD : That's more up to me to appologize. because I didn't act like a mare that deserves a fan club. I was lucky that someone thought I was the coolest in the world, but giving you the idea you would never be as cool as I am was deplorable from me. I think we shoud disband the Washouts' Fan Club, because I know a fan club that needs new members.

SL : Rainbow Dash Fan Club

RD : NN nn



RD : Welcome to this very first meeting of the very new fan club of the most awesome and formerly slightly underrated little filly of Ponyville, presided by myself Rainbow Dash, here is Scootaloo Fan Club.

SL : You know, Rainbow Dash was right, it's not weird at all to spy your own fan club.