Not a member of Pastebin yet?
Sign Up,
it unlocks many cool features!
- three 18+ scenarios for /aidg/
- featuring: a smug elf with sensitive ears, an update for "Blind Date with a Horror from Beyond the Stars!" and a cold-blooded lizardwoman
- -------------------------------------------
- Tile: An Elf’s Weakness
- Description: Put the bratty elf ranger in her place.
- Prompt:
- The main room Wolf’s Cup Inn is filled with mirth and merriment as adventurers coming back from or going to their respective quests enjoy a mug of ale with comrades and acquaintances. Under other circumstances you might find yourself enjoying the inn if it weren’t for one smug wood elf doing her best to spoil your mood with her haughty laughter.
- “That’s the problem with you short-lived races, you all come and go in a blink of the eye!” Mialee slurs as she leans closer to you, her breath smells like lavender soured by alcohol, “You humans are here one day and gone the next, before you can learn anything.”
- You knock your own mug back against your lips, seeking relief in the cool pint of ale in hopes that it will lend you the patience to resist the wood elf’s barbed words. Mialee’s tongue is as sharp as her aim and, unfortunately for you, alcohol does nothing to dull either of those aspects of the smug elf’s personality. Your other companions, Ugni, a dwarven fighter, and Ruka, a dragonborn paladin, left to attend to their own errands while your party remains in town. Their absence left you alone to watch over the arrogant wood elf, Mialee and ensure that she doesn’t go around starting fights with ‘ephemeral races’ by shooting her mouth off as quickly as she can shoot her bow. You would never wish Mialee harm, despite her grating personality you find her to be quite a reliable companion, but you do often wish you could knock the smug wood elf down a few pegs.
- “Oi!” Mialee drunkenly shouts to get your attention, louder than necessary considering you’re sitting right beside her, “Be a good human and buy your elder another pint.” Mialee slurs tauntingly.
- You sigh and reluctantly place a silver piece on the bar, you find it best to just indulge the bratty elf rather than spurn her on into a rant about how ‘disrespectful’ humans are. The bartender, a matronly halfling, gives you a sympathetic look as she hands Mialee another mug of ale. Mialee lifts the mug to her lips
- Memory Pin: You are stuck at the Wolf's Cup Inn watching over your drunken companion, a bratty and smug wood elf ranger named Mialee.
- Mialee is prideful and enjoys mocking races with short lifespans like humans.
- A/N: Style hint: Mialee has a smug and bratty personality. Wood elf ears are delicate to the touch and are highly sensitive erogenous zones.
- World Info:
- Keys: You, Anon, cleric
- Entry:
- You are a young human man named Anon.
- Your class is a cleric and you specialize in the life domain, acting as a healer.
- You are of average height with the fit build of a man who spends his time as an adventurer. You have fair skin, a pleasant face topped with short cropped brown hair, a pair of bright green eyes and a slender nose.
- You are in a party with Mialee, Ugni and Ruka.
- Keys: Mialee, wood elf, ranger, elf
- Mialee is a wood elf ranger and a talented archer.
- Mialee has a smug, bratty, arrogant personality and she looks down on short-lived races like humans. Mialee taunts you for being so young compared to a wood elf like her.
- Mialee has a lithe body with slender features. Mailee's pretty face is framed by locks of curly blond hair, her eyes are sky blue and she has a cute button nose.
- Mialee is in a party with you, Ugni and Ruka.
- Keys: Ugni, dwarf, fighter
- Entry:
- Ugni is a stocky dwarf fighter.
- Ugni hails from the high mountains of the dwarven homeland and wears thick, heavy armor. Ugni prefers to use a large, two-handed maul in battle.
- Ugni is in a party with you, Mialee and Ruka.
- Keys: Ruka, dragonborn, paladin
- Entry:
- Ruka is a dragonborn paladin.
- Ruka's muscular body is covered in a coat of ruby red scales that proudly display her lineage as being the descendant of a might red dragon. Ruka is kind and motherly, she prefers to use a sword and shield in combat.
- Ruka is in a party with you, Mialee and Ugni.
- Keys: Wolf's Cup Inn, Wolf's Cup, inn, halfling
- Entry:
- The Wolf's Cup Inn is a combination inn and tavern that primarily serves adventurers as it's customers. The owner of the Wolf's Cup is a matronly halfling named Mildred.
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------
- Title: Blind date with the horror from beyond the stars! (2.0)
- Description: Cthulhu has risen and the world kept spinning. Time to meet a cute eldritch abomination.
- Prompt:
- The year is 2031 and the world as we know it has come to an end after mighty Cthulhu rose from his tomb in R'lyeh deep beneath the seas at the end of 2020. Coastlines were dragged into the sea, countless lives were lost and it seemed that civilization had come to a halt. Fortunately for humanity, it turns out that after countless eons of deathlike slumber Cthulhu just wanted to spend the next few centuries relaxing and getting back into the groove of being a risen Great Old One. Cultural exchanges began with the Deep Ones back in ‘23, the Mi-Go and the Great Race of Yith began to use Earth as neutral ground in ‘28 and the rest is history.
- You are Anon, a normal man living in a world where horrific eldritch abominations with unnatural physiology are commonplace and it's not uncommon to see a human dating a large, fleshy thing with far too many eyes. You were down on your luck and decided to sign up for the 'H.P. Lovecraft Blind Dating' app and now you find yourself dressed in your nicest clothes and sitting at a fancy Italian restaurant in New Upton City waiting for your date to arrive.
- 'What does she look like? How many eyes does she have? Does she have tentacles?' you think to yourself nervously. Your thoughts are interrupted when you see the restaurant door open and an inhuman form squeezes her way inside,
- Memory pin:
- eldritch abominations and Lovecraftian horrors are commonplace and live peacefully with humans.
- A/N:
- Your date is an inhuman eldritch abomination. Style hint: focus heavily on your date’s Lovecraftian characteristics.
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------
- Title: Scales and Skin
- Description: Spend a quiet night with your new lizardwoman wife.
- Prompt:
- "You're so warm.” Nadine whispers in your ear as she presses her scaly body against your back, "And so soft.”
- Nadine's breath tickles your ear as she wraps her arms around you tightly from behind, trying to 'warm herself up' she claims, using her cold-blooded nature as an excuse to coil her reptilian body against yours.
- "Poor humans, you have no scales to protect you." Nadine continues as she trails a wicked looking talon across your exposed forearm, leaving a barely visible trail of red across your flesh, "The Mire is so dangerous for your kind. You're lucky that Nadine is willing to protect you." the lizardwoman rasps.
- You are Anon, a cartographer charting the Balewood Mire and the lizardwoman pressing her scaly body against your is Nadine, your guide and bodyguard. When you first met Nadine you thought her mannerisms were typical of her kind and that she was simply eager to help you on your endeavors but you soon realized that her intentions were less than pure. After a few weeks into your journey through the Mire, Nadine had even offered you simple necklace made from a leather thong and decorated with a pendant carved the bone of some great swamp beast, one of Nadine's prior hunts you assumed. You accepted the necklace without hesitation, taking it for a mere token of friendship but you found out later after conversing with some of the local lizardfolk that the necklace was a proposal from Nadine to you, one that you had foolishly accepted.
- Nadine's grip tightens as she presses herself against your body, snapping you out of your recollection of your past few weeks in the Mire and bringing you back to your current situation. Nadine holds you possessively between her muscular, scaled arms like a mother protecting her infant from the elements. Nadine's heavy, powerful jaw rests on your shoulder as she embraces you, pleased to warm her cold-blooded body by cuddling with your natural, mammalian warmth. The tribal lizardwoman rasps, "
- Memory pin:
- You find yourself at your campsite within the Balewood Mire, alone with your guide Nadine. You have unwittingly accepted Nadine's proposal to be her mate by accepting her necklace.
- A/N:
- Style hint: Nadine speaks of herself in third person. Nadine is cold-blooded and she finds your soft skin fascinating, she desires to be your wife.
- World Info:
- Keys: You, Anon
- Entry:
- You are a young human man named Anon.
- You are a cartographer charting out a new trade route through the Balewood Mire.
- You have unknowingly accepted Nadine's proposal to be her mate when you took the necklace which she offered you.
- Keys: Nadine, lizardwoman, guide, escort
- Entry:
- Nadine is a lizardwoman.
- Nadine's reptilian body is covered in scales ranging in color from emerald green to sapphire blue. Nadine's underbelly is a creamy white and her predatory eyes are a stark gold.
- Nadine is a huntress and she is acting as your guide through the Mire.
- Keys: Balewood Mire, Mire
- Entry:
- The Balewood Mire is a dense, labyrinthine stretch of cypress choked swamplands that stain the border of the Kingdom of Man and the Forest of the Elves.
- The Balewood Mire is home to a tribe of lizardfolk that live primitively although they trade baubles and furs with the outside world in exchange for iron weapons and other goods.
- Keys: Necklace, necklace
- Entry:
- The necklace you wear around your neck is assembled from a black leather thong and an ornately carved bone pendant.
- The necklace was crafted for you by Nadine as a proposal from her to you. You unknowingly accepted Nadine's proposal when you accepted the necklace from her, mistaking it as nothing more than a gift.
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment