Cops hate this one simple trick!

    If you look very closely, you'll notice these weird looking signs on the side of the road with seemingly random numbers on them. You will notice these key words on the sign: "SPEED LIMIT".

    Observe all of the boring dials, gauges, and numbers near your steering wheel. This is called the instrument cluster. Find one labeled either "mph" or "kph", depending on whether your country landed on the moon.

    Carefully lift your foot off of the accelerator pedal of your vehicle until the big "mph" or "kph" dial in the middle of your instrument cluster matches the last number you read on that weird ass sign from earlier.

    Explain to your boss why you're constantly late to work now

    Get fired for excessive tardiness

    Be constantly late to interviews and don't get hired anywhere

    Lose your house

    Get divorced

    Become addicted to PCP

    Do a lot of PCP

    Lose your anal virginity to a dealer named Paco for more PCP

    Get busted by the cops

    Go to prison

    Join a gang

    Move drugs for the gang, which isn't difficult due to your recently wrecked butthole

    Get stabbed in a prison riot

    Go to infirmary

    Steal painkillers from infirmary

    Overdose on painkillers

    Get thrown in SHU

    Get clean cold turkey in SHU

    Go back to genpop

    Seek help

    Participate in group counseling in prison

    Turn your life around

    Start working on college courses in prison

    Bust your ass reading from the poorly funded library in C wing

    Get your law degree

    Get out of prison

    Pass the bar

    Do years of pro bono work to build up a practice

    Finish your probation

    Move into corporate law

    Work for a decade and use your knowledge of the law to launder dirty bribe money for the judges, lawmakers, and prostitutes that work for your corporate clients

    Run for congress

    Since you're already a felon, you automatically win

    Complete a few campaign promises but ignore the difficult stuff

    Survive reelection

    Gain the respect of your peers

    Attach a rider to an omnibus spending bill to remove all speed limits

    Crank up AC/DC on the radio🎵No stop signs - speed limit! Nobody's gonna slow me down!🎵

    Floor it