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- Newtrisium Omega God Evo-2026 by Sketcher
- Omnipatrix, Lord of the Seventh Toilet, and Enforcer of the Majestic Testes, had traveled nine nano-mega-miles, in his plastic starship, the Shiteslammer, racing to his confrontation with Evinarsepriedwide, Supreme Spermoza of the Quakitomi Sector.
- "Hark, Spermoza! I challenge you to a duel! You took my Titty Pantheon, and you shall pay!"
- Spermoza, sitting atop his telekinetic Ball-Buster, smiled like a spastic Benjamin, and raised his Mighty Pansy Twinkle Stardust Sword.
- "You, Omnipatrix, shall meet your maker and have to finish his coco-pops, you fart-hugging, bum-inverting shiboleth of treason-wank!"
- "All hands on deck! All feet on pencils! Fire the Ironic Cannons!!!"
- And thus, a battle that would be recorded in a few places occasionally, begun...
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