Corpulent's Day Off Chapter 1

Deep in the Everfree Forest, inside a cave, a Changeling named Shy Beat lays there waiting. A red black striped Alicorn watches said Changeling from a distance. This Alicorn is named Dark Lightning Slash Attack Blood Shadow Edgy Rape Stupendous and he's looking for his next prey.
	As Twilight wakes up to a beautiful morning in Ponyville, she gets out of bed and begins preparing for her new day.  She's excited because she set a spell into motion the night before that was finally going to bring her husbando, Corpulent Brony, into her world of Equestria.  She had to look good for him, so she tried brushing her hair 100 times like Rarity suggested but gave up at 20 thinking it was good enough.
	Corpulent Brony was doing the normal Corp things he does every day, which was masturbate to Twilight Sparkle; his gay pone waifu. Corp was so sad that he couldn't dick his cotton candy pone lover so he grabbed the 9mm from his desk. Put the gun to his head and pulled the trigger. Before Corp could lay in the eternal slumber, he found himself in a magic portal. Corp was flung into the future where Aku's word is law. Now the foolish Corpulent Brony wants to go back in time and undo the future that is Aku.
	Shy Beat gets up and goes to her potion room, and starts to brew a random effect potion. Dark Lightning Slash Attack Blood Shadow Edgy Rape Stupendous starts to slowly jerk it while stalking Shy Beat from a safe distance behind her.
	Twilight departs from her treebrary (tree library) clutching her book [b][i]How To Impress Your New Human[/i][/b] with a purple magical aura. She hums a little ditty softly and can't help but have a huge grin on her face. She stops briefly to admire some butterflies and just enjoys the wonderful weather.
	With a plop to the ground Corp came into being "W-where am I?" Corpulent Brony asked himself. He was in Equestria, which is considered the shit hole of Aku's empire. Everything in this world is built out of flash animation components. So the quality really shows. Corp looks around and sees... nothing... nothing but trees and butterflies, also a purple blob in the distance. WHO COULD IT BE? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z!
	Shy Beat mixes a few more ingredients, then chugs down the potion, then suddenly grows a big black throbbing stallion rod "Oh come on! Well it could have been worse...". Dark Lightning Slash Attack Blood Shadow Edgy Rape Stupendous creeps up behind Shy Beat and whispers in her ear "Looks like you're a bit pent up. Need some help with that?".
	Twilight looks up at the sound of a "plop" reverberating in the air. With barely contained excitement, she squees as she sees the hot pony body of her lover in front of her. He's a teal colored male unicorn pony with four hoofs, a purple tail and mane, purple eyes, and a cutie mark in the shape of a pencil with two legs and eyeglasses. Without thinking, she teleports right in front of him and squeaks out, "Corpulent!!!! Mmmmhmm, you look like ass Corp. let me fix that." With a flick off her magic head penis she turns corp into his true final form! Corp's head remained the same, in a cute cotton candy way. His body is where the real magic started. As the magic dust settles Corp's [i]loads[/i] fell forth. Corp's body was that of a hyper realistic man child. His toes end with hooves, just his toes no where else. With a smile, Twilight looks up too Corp "There we go, much better!". With a twitch of her tail Twilight farted out glitter and flew towards the direction of her house "Follow me, big boy!". Corp nodded and started to run after his waifu.
	Shy Beat's eyes widen as she hears the voice, then she grabs a bottle and try's to smash it onto him. Dark Lightning Slash Attack Blood Shadow Edgy Rape Stupendous slaps the bottle away with his hoof and quickly penetrates Shy Beat's cute little horsey vagoo.
	Twilight stops running and turns toward her lover, "I'm sorry for my behavior, I've just been looking forward to your visit for so long. I hope you can forgive me". Corpulent gives her a grin and says, "Of course, Twilight! So what do we do now? I want you to show me all over Ponyville!".
	Corp and Twilight start walking around Ponyville, "W-what happen here?" Corp looks around at the destroyed town formally know as 'Ponyville'. "Islamic extremists recently attacked us." Twilight said. "The Kurdish rebels refuse to help us; and our government is gassing us AND ON TOP OF THAT an orange haired man is bombing us with exactly 59 tomahawk magic meme missiles". Corps face riled back in shock. "O the humanity...". corp cried for seven days straight, literally zero breaks.
	Shy Beat screams in pain as Dark Lightning Slash Attack Blood Shadow Edgy Rape Stupendous shoved his member into her, breaking her hymen "AWWWWW!!!!!!". Dark Lightning Slash Attack Blood Shadow Edgy Rape Stupendous shouts "I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU TO DEATH, CHANGELING SCUM!!! I don't even care if your Changeling magic sucks my life force dry, you won't be living long enough to use it anyway." with that Dark Lightning Slash Attack Blood Shadow Edgy Rape Stupendous plows into Shy Beat with the full length of his horse cock.
	As Twilight witnessed the deep emotions being displayed by her lover, she couldn't help but feel her maregina become lubricated with her slick mare juice. Blushing slightly, she looked up at her stallion and batted her eyelashes. Looking down, she says, "C-Corpulent, d-d-do you want to go back to my house and, uhm, you know, be somewhere more private?" Corpulent immediately looks up at her, with tears still dripping from his wide, purple eyes, and nods as he sniffles slightly.  Together they walk into her treebrary, holding hoofs. As they enter, Twilight locks the door and grins mischievously at Corpulent. She then teleports them both up to her bed immediately. Corpulent laughs out loud as she presents herself, flagging her tail up and to the side so Corpulent could admire her winking horse pussy.
	Corp then remember the world he is in... Aku's... Corp pushes twilight to the side. "You are on of Aku's demons aren't you?" Corp Whips out his Japanese katana. A sword crafted from steel that has be folded 100 times for 100 days. "Now you tell me. Are you a demon baby?" Corp unsheathes his sword and points his katana at Twilight. She shakes here head side to side signaling to Corp no. "Then I must go... My people need me..." Corp jumps good through the ceiling with his katana above his head, "AAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!".
	She screams louder, her magic going into effect, draining his life force, then she adds more magic into spell, making it more effective. Dark Lightning Slash Attack Blood Shadow Edgy Rape Stupendous bites into Shy Beat's neck, neon green blood starts to stream down her neck. Dark Lightning Slash Attack Blood Shadow Edgy Rape Stupendous holds Shy Beat close as he nears orgasm.
	Twilight grins at her lover as he blushes and grins sheepishly. "Sorry Twi, guess I am just so excited. When I saw your winking vulva, I just couldn't help myself." Twilight looked down at his stallionhood as a smile of appreciation appeared upon his sturdily handsome face. Corpulent then positioned himself behind Twilight and mounted her, his throbbing cock rubbing against her slick entrance. Finally, just the tip enters and Twilight moans in ecstasy as he slowly sinks his man meat into her pulsing tunnel. Corpulent grunts as he plunges deep inside his pony waifu for the first time ever.
	Corp starts to feel a sharp pain in his dickal, "What's this!?" Suddenly Twilight began to transform to something else. It was her twin sister Shadow Twilight! "OOGA BOOGA BOO I HERE TO FUCK YOUR STOWL!!!" said Shadow Twilight. Corp pulls his manhood out of the shadows puss puss. "YOU HAVE TRICKED ME, DEMON!!!" Corp aims his automatic AR-15 assault rifle katana 64 at the demon. Corp jumps into the air and slashes the demon into two halves. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!" The demon explodes into a million piece like they do on Power Rangers. A note falls out of the remains. it's for the real Twilight. Corp picks up the letter and begins to read it "Corp my lover, please come save me, Bowser has captured me!". Corp clutches the note close to his heart. "I'm coming Twilight." a small tear slides down Corp's face.
	Shy Beat gives up, then starts to lose her strength as she falls down onto the ground "You'll die one day..." those were her final words. Dark Lightning Slash Attack Blood Shadow Edgy Rape Stupendous ejaculates all over the bloody corpse of the Changeling and says to no one in particular "Just another day in Aku's Equestria.".
	Twilight Sparkle looked at Corpulent in confusion. "What are you talking about, Corpulent? I am right here. Why don't you put your dickal back in my vagoo and let's make a fresh cream pie, hmmmm?" She then wiggled her rump at him seductively, with mare juice copiously dripping onto her floor each time her vulva winked.
	Oops there goes reality, oops there goes gravity. Corp is tossed into another portal. "Not again!" Corp is sucked up into the portal at the rate of Verizon's new LG 5G Speed. Corp was rapidly spinning inside the portal slowly becoming spaghettified; "Twilight.... I'm.... coming....". Poof. Corp was thrown from the portal into a giant rock, like Gargamel did in the 2011 hit classic The Smurfs. "Wh-where am I now?" WHY CORP'S IN THE BIG APPLE HIMSELF. Corp is surrounded by little blue colored objects. It's the Smurfs! "Hello Corp, we need your help." They lift up Corp and take him to the base of the Smurfs. Smurfs run around the internals of the base that looks a lot like the United States of America's Pentagon. "You see Corp, we need you." Papa smurf said. "M-me?" Corp stuttered back. "Yes, you Corp. The characters from Toy Story 3 have invaded Dreamwork's sovereign territory.".
	Two hours pass and Dark Lightning Slash Attack Blood Shadow Edgy Rape Stupendous just finished raping Shy Beat's corpse for the 13th time. After creaming inside one last time, Dark Lightning Slash Attack Blood Shadow Edgy Rape Stupendous exited Shy Beat's house, looked up to the sky and said "I'm going to make you happy, master. I am your loyal servant from this life to the next. Get ready to be proud of your son, Daddy Aku.". With that Dark Lightning Slash Attack Blood Shadow Edgy Rape Stupendous trots off into the distance in search of his next prey. Dark Lightning Slash Attack Blood Shadow Edgy Rape Stupendous pulls out a picture from his asshole to reveal a picture of Corpulent Brony, a crazed maniac that's part human, part colorful equine (obese human body with a pony head). "I'm going to find you, mysterious creature.". Dark Lightning Slash Attack Blood Shadow Edgy Rape Stupendous continues his journey NEXT TIME ON LITTLEST PET SHOP!