HOPELESS SITUATION RETURN: SCENE 16: NEW CONCERNS

(Every warrior roars))

Back on the Station Wagon II, the West Emperor is disappointed to see Lord Bader back in his throne room so soon.

	WEST EMPEROR: I told you to stay. On the command line.

	LORD BADER: Infiltrate into a little rebel. The land of SHIELD and Endo.

	WEST EMPEROR: I know.

There is some hesitance in Lord Bader's voice as he clarifies what his visions have entailed.

	LORD BADER: My son was with them.

	WEST EMPEROR: Are you sure?

	LORD BADER: My feelings, Lord.

	WEST EMPEROR: Oddly enough, I didn't do it. I don't know how you feel. The question is clear, Mr. Feder.)

	LORD BADER: They're safe, sir.

	WEST EMPEROR: Then you must go to the shelter to wait a few months for him.

Lord Bader is quite surprised by this claim.

	LORD BADER: Will he come to me?

	WEST EMPEROR: I saw it coming. His sympathy for you. It has to shrink. She's coming for you., Then bring him to me.

Lord Bader accepts this answer and gives his words of approval.

	LORD BADER: Eat whatever you want.

Down on the planet Endo, our heroes are still looking for Princess Leah.

[QUIRDERPH NOTE: Not included in the script is Han shouting "Luke!" a couple of times. DarthDementous, feel free to record these.]

	BLOW THE SKIN: Oh, Roh Katsura Daishi.

(Soft angry)

All they've managed to find are a few wrecked speeders and some of Leah's equipment. They all start to worry that the worst may have happened.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: Returned Tael. An auto-racing super-fast car race. The end of my life.

(This is just like in that George Lucas-penned movie where John Williams music plays as Harrison Ford's character fears that his love interest has been killed by nazi-adjacant villains... wait.)

	BLOW THE SKIN: Fear R2 sensor, The unreachable lord, Leia -like appearance.

	MR. THOREAU: I hope for it.

Suddenly, Drag Along runs off into the forest. The others follow, wondering what he's up to now.

(CHEWIE Daesung Growth)

	MR. THOREAU: What, Chewie?

(CHEWIE GROWLS)

	MR. THOREAU: What, Chewie?

(CHEWIE Rapid Powder)

Drag Along has found a cadaver stuck on a wooden pole, which doesn't seem suspicious at all.

	MR. THOREAU: Unknown white, Chewie, a dead animal.

Sadly, Drag Along doesn't listen. He reaches out to touch the cadaver, which really makes Thoreau panic.

	MR. THOREAU: Chewie, etc.! Another!

(Owned scream)

	MR. THOREAU: Suffering.

(Strange cry)

Unsurprisingly, it turns out to be a trap. Soon the whole gang is stuck in a net, suspended high up in the air. Our heroes all try to figure out what to do now.

	MR. THOREAU: Tadashi, Chewie. great. Straightforward idea, A messenger belly.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: Proud. Let Qi come here. A kind of 脱 脱 rakes Species situational method. Han, reaching the sword, selfish lightsaber?

	MR. THOREAU: Correct. I'm afraid.

(R2-D2 whistle)

R2 starts cutting apart the net, which Blow the Skin worries might be the wrong approach. The robot outright panics before they all fall down to the ground.

	BLOW THE SKIN: R2, I'm uncertain, Naseki's personal preference. Crawling one piece long ... drops!

(Owned genitive orchid)

(Han / Paul Ince (SOFT))

Our heroes land in a big pile, and soon realse that they're surrounded by Ewoks.

	MR. THOREAU: what.

(R2-D2 small comfort movement)

	EWOK 1&2: O you who believe! O you who believe! Rest slowly.

[Sarcasm]

	EWOK 1: So ...

	EWOK 2: Oon denbowsh Neng neng no Ken Koo Neng Neng zhee deezh Dubai,dubowsh Neng no Ken Koo neng Neng zhee deezh Dubai, dubowsh Neng no ken Koo neng Neng zhee deezh Dubai,
		dubowsh Neng no ken Koo Neng Neng zhee deezh Dubai, dubowsh Neng no ken Koo Neng Neng zhee deezh Dubai, dubowsh Neng no ken Koo Neng Neng zhee deezh Dubai,
		dubowsh Neng no ken Koo Neng Neng zhee deezh Dubai, dubowsh Neng no ken Koo Neng Neng zhee deezh Dubai, dubowsh Neng no ken Koo..

(CHEWIE GROWLS SADLY)

	EWOK 1: Swimming.

	MR. THOREAU: what ...

An Ewok - Teebo- angrily points his spear in Mr. Thoreau's face. Thoreau angrily showes the weapon away.

	TEEBO: Mm-hmm.

	MR. THOREAU: Hey! Fingering! Other regions!

Teebo starts arguing vehemntly with another Ewok.

	TEEBO: There are some miracles,I saw a good slime!

	EWOK 2: For example, Scada's body tends to help on Judgment Day...

	TEEBO: Through the palms of your hands!  Waterfall!

Thoreau tries to take the spear from Teebo, which only makes him angrier. The Gosple of Luke tells him and Drag Along to calm down and hand over their weapons.

	MR. THOREAU: Hey!

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: Han a.k.

	TEEBO: For example: You peel et al!  Oh, my God!

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: Chewie, salary and other sloppy cross.

(Excludes CHEWIE)

(G)

Blow the Skin wakes up after briefly losing consciousness, having somehow managed to get a bad headache. The Ewoks look at the robot in awe.

	BLOW THE SKIN: Oh, my head.

	EWOK 1: "As Chawama."

	EWOK 2: And they,who,who,who,who,who,who,who,who,who,who,who,who,who,who,who,who,who,who,who,who,who,who,who,who,who,who, Who,who,who,who,who,who,who,who,who,who,who,who,who,who,who,who,who,

 	BLOW THE SKIN: Oh, selfish heaven.

The Ewoks all start bowing and praising Blow the Skin.

	EWOK 1: "The horse is a good animal," he said.

	EWOK 2: "This is-this."

	EWOK 1:  Stupid.

[Whisper.]

	TEEBO: J.R.R.Not Tolkien.

Understanding their language, Blow the Skin does his best to communicate with the bears, who find him agreeable.

	BLOW THE SKIN: Treeto Dobra e.e.soyota AB Buno Nokka (born 1990), Japanese football player

	EWOK 1: Wise.

	EWOK 2: Decoration of curtains.

The Gospel of Luke asks what they are saying. Blow the Skin gives a clear, understandable explanation.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: Are you clear? Others?

	BLOW THE SKIN: Dilu, Dilu, Dilu. Sumigaru Ryuto. Excess 600 Man species format ...

Mr. Thoreau gives some pointed advice. Blow the Skin responds with a more elaborate status report.

	MR. THOREAU: Criminal accusation, etc!

	BLOW THE SKIN: "I like it." I can make mistakes ... Other dialects that are very primitive ... However, for the sake of approval of Sonobu and others, I am the Emperor.

(R2-D2 Rapid train)

(CHEWIE Daesung Growth)

Mr. Thoreau asks Blow the Skin to use this newfound information to his advantage, but the robot has his doubts. (Meanwhile, The Gospel of Luke can barely stop himself from laughing in the background.)

	MR. THOREAU: A god who does not use you what? Influence?

	BLOW THE SKIN: Sorry, general, you are inappropriate.

This assertion upsets Mr. Thoreau.

	MR. THOREAU: Is it reckless?

	BLOW THE SKIN: Crawling violation. Deity.

	MR. THOREAU: What you...

Mr. Thoreau tries to lunge at Blow the Skin, but he's stopped by the Ewoks, who are getting quite aggressive.

[jibbering]

	EWOK 1: Body fabric!

	EWOK 2: On horseback!

	EWOK 1: "I'm fine!"

Thoreau tries to play off the whle thing as a joke.

	MR. THOREAU: My complex. Other selfish old friends.

END OF SCENE 16.