Happiness is Sosig

The sound of sizzling oil resonated throughout the kitchen. Sapphire watched intently as Jileln cooked the meat on the pan, pouring various seasoning and oil into it. Using a fork, he began to manipulate it, moving it around so it would absorb the garnishes. This process continued for another minute before Jileln shut off the stove and pulled out a plate. Using the fork, he stabbed the meat and placed it onto the plate. Next, he grabbed some buffalo sauce and gently poured it on top, followed by some traces of vegetables like garlic.

Looking over at Sapphire, Jileln picked up the plate, carried it to the table, and set it down. From there, Sapphire began to observe the plate.

The meat in question was a strange type of Dutch sausage. Otherwise, the meal looked like a mess. The sauce did not seem to complement the vegetables and was dripping onto the plate. Sapphire looked at Jileln with a raised eyebrow.

"Soooo.... What the hell is this?"

With a proud look, Jileln proclaimed, "It's a recipe that's been passed down my family for generations! It doesn't really have a name, but my parents called it..." Jileln's nose seemed to disappear as he forced his mouth upward. "'Sosig'."

Sapphire looked at the sausage once more before grimacing. The buffalo sauce had somehow begun to thin as a result of the contact with the sausage and the vegetables were seeping in like a person in quicksand. Either this was a shitty recipe or Jileln was a shitty cook.

He looked up at Jileln with another concerned face, being met with his expectant look. Sapphire continued to hesitate as he looked at the sosig. He felt a hand on his shoulder as Jileln moved in and whispered in his ear, "If you want, I can feed you it."

Sapphire blushed as he nodded slightly. Jileln smiled as he took a fork and stabbed it into the sosig. "Alrighty Sapph, just close your eyes." Sapphire nervously obliged, sliding his eyes closed.

Jileln moved the sosig towards Sapphire's mouth. Unbeknownst to the latter, Jileln stuck the sosig in his mouth as well as he continued moving it. Once the meat was inside Sapphire's mouth, he chewed slightly on the meat. It was surprisingly tasty, despite the strange recipe! He continued to bite as the sosig moved through his mouth until he felt something strange on his lips. It felt much more sweeter than any of the ingredients in the sosig, and when he opened his eyes, they widened.

While his eyes were shut, Jileln's lips collided with his. In shock, Sapphire pulled away, spitting out some sosig. He glared at Jileln with an incredulous look, receiving a shrug in return. Looking away so Jileln couldn't see his face, Sapphire licked his lips. The buffalo sauce went nicely with the fluids on Jileln's mouth. Too nicely. He looked back at Jileln and asked, "Got any more?"

Jileln's eyes lit up like the lights on a Christmas tree as a devious smile appeared. "Well, I can show you *my* Dutch sausage..." He began to unzip his pants as Sapphire watched with anticipation. Sadly, Sapphire's hopes were quashed when Jileln revealed his sausage.... a braadworst he had been hiding on the inside pocket of his pants. Taking the sausage out, Jileln shook it, letting physics wiggle the meat as it made a flopping sound.

Advancing slowly towards Sapphire like a knife murderer, Jileln raised the sausage before stabbing it into Sapphire's mouth. "Mfmfhth...!" Jileln took advantage of the stunned Sapphire to rush to the cabinet, pulling out two cans of Vienna sausages. Pulling the braadworst out of his mouth, Sapphire was about to confront Jileln when he saw the cans.

With an evil smirk, Jileln questioned, "So Sapphire, you want chicken broth or barbecue sauce?" Inside his mind, Sapphire began weighing the options and what Jileln might do. If he tried pouring it in his mouth, the sauce would be more feasible, but what if he pours it somewhere else...? Before he could answer, he heard a clanging noise as Jileln threw the chicken broth can out the window.

"Welp, looks like barbecue sauce it is. Chicken broth's expired." Jileln opened the can and moved closer towards the trembling Sapphire. "Open up..." He grabbed Sapphire's jaw and forced his mouth open, pouring the contents of the can within. The sausages made a splat as they collected in his mouth, while the sauce began to trickle down his mouth. The sauce tickled his jaw, but he was unable to complain, instead shaking as he felt it leak down his neck. Jileln looked down at the mess he's making and let out a quick apology, before moving in once again and began licking the sauce upward. The sensation of Jileln's tongue on his neck made him tempted to moan, but the sausages in his mouth prevented him from doing so, instead electing to chew on the sausages before they clogged his airway. After a few moments of chewing, the process was interrupted when Jileln's lips met his again.

Unfortunately for poor Sapphire, he had not been able to breathe enough air before the kiss, and his eyes rolled back into his head as his body fell limp. Quickly noticing this, Jileln withdrew and began to panic. He checked Sapphire's pulse and sighed in relief when it began beating again.

Realizing Sapphire is still unconscious, Jileln decided to have some fun with him...

Sapphire woke up to the smell of raw meat. Confused, he looked down and to his shock, saw two weenies stuck in his nostrils.

From that day onward, Sapphire vowed to become a vegan.