Rounding Third (2018)

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[indistinct chatter]

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[country music playing]

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Hmm.

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[grunts]

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[grumbles]

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[alarm beeps]

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[indistinct chatter]

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Uh, sorry. Sorry! Sorry.

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You, uh, you Mike?

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Yeah, Michael!
You must be Donald.

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Don. It's never-- [laughs]

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-It's never Donald.
-Yeah?

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Uh, I hope I'm not late.

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No, no way, but let's not make
a habit out of it. Okay?

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Crazy day at work.
I got hung up--

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-Oh, none for me,
thanks. Ho!
-Huh?

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You-- You--
You don't want a beer?

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Sorry.

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Hey!

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Don't apologize, man.

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If it's a problem,
it's a disease.

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Half my friends--
out of the bar,
into the program.

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Back to their wives,
and who are we to judge?

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But can I tell you
something, Mike?

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Yeah.

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They're sure as hell
not as much fun.

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I just don't want a beer is all.

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That's what you said.

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I ju-- I don't want you to think
I have a problem is all.

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I'm not thinking anything.

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It is, however, interesting that
you keep bringing it back up.

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-I just wanna be clear.
-Got it.

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But if you do have a problem,

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it's not your fault.

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It's a disease.

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I mean, you wouldn't blame
somebody for having cancer,
would you?

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-No, not me.
-So, I think it's important
that we are

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understanding
and less judgmental.

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I'm pretty sure
we're on the same page.

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Excellent.

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-[chuckling]
-Let's started.

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-Okay.
-Oh! Incidentally,

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you and I are going to be
spending a lot of time together.

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And if I "unwind" with a beer,

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you don't need
to call an intervention.

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I don't have
that particular disease.

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-Just so we understand
each other.
-No, not an issue.

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You do whatever you want.

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Well, thanking you. It's...

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terrific to get permission
from the new guy.

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[laughing]

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Mmm.

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Have you ever done
a draft before, Mike?

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-Uh, you mean...
-Getting new kids on the team?

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My son, Jimmy, watches
all the other kids at school,

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and he clues me in
who the best prospects are.

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But all the kids
get on a team, right?

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Well, of course, Mike.

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This is all about the kids.

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But... the ones
you'd like to avoid

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are the ones who would
rather be in Brigadoon,

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if you know what I'm saying.
[laughing]

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I just-- As long as everybody
gets a chance.

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That's all I'm concerned with.

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Relax.

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Because your kid got one hell of
a scouting report from my kid.

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-Seriously?
-Come on.

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My...

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Oh, my God, I'm all misty.

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That's...

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That is big. That is...
You don't know how--

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Woo-hoo!

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[chuckles]
That kid...

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I tell you what there, Mike.
When we get to the draft...

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let me do the talking.
You just... observe.

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-Okay.
-How about that?

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Good.

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Hey, you guys, make a path.
Come on.

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[rhythmic clapping
and percussion]

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Hey! Follow me!

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¶ Take me out to the ball game ¶

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¶ Take me out to the crowd ¶

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¶ Buy me some peanuts
and Cracker Jacks ¶

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¶ I don't care
if I ever get back ¶

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¶ For it's root, root,
root for the home team ¶

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¶ If they don't win,
it's a shame ¶

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¶ For it's one, two,
three strikes you're out ¶

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¶ At the old ¶

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¶ Ball ¶

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¶ Game ¶

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[rock music playing]

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¶ For it's root, root,
root for the home team ¶

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¶ If they don't win,
it's a shame ¶

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¶ For it's one, two,
three strikes you're out ¶

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¶ At the old ¶

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¶ Ball ¶

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¶ Game ¶

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¶ Let's play ball ¶

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[applause, cheering]

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[indistinct chatter]

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¶ ¶

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[alarm beeps]

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[quiet chattering]

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Hi.

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Hey, Mike!

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-Yeah.
-You are unbelievable!

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You left the same time as me
and you're still late.

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-Sorry, Don.
-Okay. Hey, uh, everybody!

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Uh, this is my new
assistant coach, Mikey Johnson!

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-Or Michael.
-[All] Hey, Mike, how you doing?

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Yeah. Mike's new in town,
so if you can cut him
a little slack, that'd be great.

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[chuckling] Okay, yeah.

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Everyone knows
how this works, right?

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We pick the new kids
in reverse order in how
we finished last year, okay?

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So, I guess that means
I pick last.

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Yeah. It does.

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I gotta stop winning
that championship

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if I ever wanna get
a decent pick, don't I?

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-Say, Pete, I...
-[sighs] Yeah, Don.

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If memory serves,
I think your two and...

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13 record entitles
you to go first.

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So, you're a winner!

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-You're the winner, Pete!
How about it?
-[laughter]

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-[laughter]
-You're still lucky.

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¶ ¶

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Uh, the Cardinals pick
Ralph Johnson.
[chuckles]

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Oh, that's a good pick.
That's a good pick.

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-Yeah.
-Unfortunately, we, um...

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Yeah, we already have
Ralph Johnson.

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[laughs]

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How do you figure that, Don?

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Mmm, his Dad here's coaching
the Pirates with me, so...

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he's ours!

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Actually, Don--

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Psst. Remember our agreement.
No talking. Just watch.

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But he's on our available list.

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[Don]
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.

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I don't make up the rules.

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I just use them
to our advantage.

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Kids are automatically put on
the team their dad coaches.

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Why do you think
I'm with... [speaks gibberish]

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Don, I know
I'm not supposed to talk,
but Ralph Johnson is not my son.

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Yes, he is, you're a Johnson.

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-No, he's another Johnson.
-Oh, give me a break.

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-He's the only Goddamn Johnson
in the draft.
-He's not my son!

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Well, who is your son?

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Frank. Frank Nassiter-Wise.

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Nassiter-Wise?

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You mean-- You mean the little
hyphenate, with the glasses?

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Right. He's nearsighted.

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Why are you Johnson
and he's Nassiter-Wise?

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Oh. My wife's first marriage.

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Ho!

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Is there a problem, Don?

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Yeah! Uh-huh!

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Could someone help me
get the Goddamn egg
off of my face, Pete?

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[all laughing]

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Oh, ho-ho-ho!
Okay.

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-[Pete] Yeah!
-Please enjoy, fellas.

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This is very young.

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While Don gets the egg
off his face, guys,

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let's continue with the draft.

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Bob, you're next.

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The Royals pick Timmy Schmidt.

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¶ ¶

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Tell me something, Mike.

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Are you sure
that you want to coach?

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I'm sure. I'm glad to help.

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No, no. Full, full disclosure.

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I make a lot of demands
on my assistant coach.

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So, if this isn't going to be

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as serious a commitment
as your marriage or your job,

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then, then I suggest
you bow out.

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Thanks, but I wanna
make a contribution.

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[laughs] All, All I'm saying is,

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take the night. Think about it.

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I've already thought about it,
Don, and that's why I'm here.

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Don't say anything. Kick it
around in your mental mind.

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Go back and forth.
Throw it up in the air,
see where it lands.

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Would you... Would you at least
promise me that, Mike?

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-Sorry, Don.
-Would you, would you,

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would you at least
rethink it for me?

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I could tell you
I'm gonna rethink it,
but I'd be lying.

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Okay.

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First practice is
Saturday, 10:00 AM.

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Saturday, I think
it's supposed to rain.

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We'll be...

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right back here
at the gymnasium.

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You can tell a lot about a kid

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the way he handles ground balls
rocketing up off the gym floor,

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into his face.

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Mike...

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Please be on time.

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Yes.

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¶ ¶

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[sighs]

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¶ ¶

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Parents.

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Welcome.

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I'd like to take
the opportunity right now
to invite you to leave.

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This is our time.
Please be back in one hour.

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Uh, Coach?

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Hi, I'm Timmy's mother.

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Um, I'd like to stick around,
if that's okay.

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Timmy has some
separation issues.

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Oh my goodness.
By-- By all means,

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stay as long as you like.

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Thanks!
You won't even know I'm here.

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Just please understand

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that practice definitely
won't start until you leave.

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¶ ¶

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Congratulations.

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You are the luckiest
kids in town.

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You're on my team.

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Now, I promise you,

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we are gonna work hard,

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we're gonna learn a lot,
and we're gonna have fun.

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How do you have fun
playing baseball?

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It's one word.

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Winning.

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Winning is fun.

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Losing stinks.
I hope that's not
new information to any of you.

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And I have just one rule.

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I'm in charge.

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So, when I blow this whistle...

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[whistle trills]

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...you run to me.

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If you dawdle, no problem.

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Ya just won't play
the next game.

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I want you to report
to the ball field

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one half-hour early on game day.

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And if you ask if you can
play a particular position--

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"Coach, could I please play
shortstop?" I guarantee you,

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you will not play shortstop
for five games.

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Now, I am pleased

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that most of you are wearing
the equipment that we suggested.

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Uh...

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Phillip.

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Phillip Bailey?

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Good job remembering the cup.

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FYI, son,

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the cup is usually worn
on the inside of your pants.

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No, no! No, no, no, no, no, no!
That's, that's not appropriate!

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You can do that later.

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Attaboy.

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Now, we all drop fly balls,
and we miss grounders,

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and we make bad throws.
That's baseball.

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Those are called
"physical errors."

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But can anyone
tell me what it is

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when we forget
how many outs there are,

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or we throw to the wrong base?

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Anybody?

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Stupid!

254
00:12:58,078 --> 00:12:59,344
Screw-ups!

255
00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:01,479
No and no.

256
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:06,417
Those are called,
"mental errors." And yes,

257
00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:09,053
you're gonna hear from me
when you commit mental errors.

258
00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:10,121
[Michael]
Hey, Coach Don!

259
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,389
Hey, team!

260
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,424
Hey, you're looking sharp.

261
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:16,327
Oh, look who it is.
Our new assistant coach.

262
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:18,096
We'd about given up
on you there, Mike.

263
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:20,298
-I guess I'm a few minutes late.
-Eleven, but who's counting?

264
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:23,001
-This is Frankie.
-Ah, Frank, why don't you,

265
00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:25,270
go ahead, and get yourself
a seat up in the bleachers?

266
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:26,571
[Michael]
Yeah, go ahead.

267
00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:28,373
Attaboy.

268
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:29,440
Aah!

269
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:30,575
[Don]
You okay, bud?

270
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,577
Yeah, he--
We couldn't find his glasses.

271
00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:35,580
Hey, Coach Don, I got you
a mocha latte, extra foam.

272
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,115
I'm not sure how you take it.

273
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,818
Oh, gosh, that is much
appreciated. Cheers.

274
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:43,054
-Hey.
-But seeing as we have
so very much work to do here,

275
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,956
I'm just gonna keep that...

276
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:48,026
right over there.
Save it for later.

277
00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:50,195
Was it that you didn't like
the mocha, or was it the latte?

278
00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:54,599
Cards on the table, I just like
plain, old-fashioned,
American coffee.

279
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,000
-Okay.
-Now,

280
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,169
can anyone from last year's
squad tell me,

281
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:01,105
how many times was
former Assistant Coach Tony...

282
00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:02,307
[chuckles]

283
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:04,309
...late for practice?

284
00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:06,945
Once. That's correct,
Timor. You see,

285
00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:09,414
Tony is a police officer.

286
00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:11,916
And, one time, when he was
stopping a burglary,

287
00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:13,518
he got himself shot
in the groin area.

288
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,920
It was a sickening, bloody mess.

289
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:20,425
Tony was exactly 10 minutes late
for practice that day.

290
00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:22,927
I tell you this because

291
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:25,496
if you have an excuse,

292
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:26,564
pop,

293
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:29,100
you won't hear a peep out of me.

294
00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:31,502
What is your excuse,
Assistant Coach Mike?

295
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:34,973
The traffic was unbelievable.

296
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,209
Fair enough.

297
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,578
Cannot be helped. Unless,

298
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:43,314
-you allow enough time
to get here.
-[phone ringing]

299
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,316
Oh, boy. I gotta take this.

300
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:48,286
Hey. Hey, Roger.

301
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:49,354
Yeah.

302
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:55,560
Assistant Coach Mike is...

303
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,996
helping us, by demonstrating

304
00:14:57,998 --> 00:15:00,932
things that you should never do.

305
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:03,601
Like, be late or take calls.
And I know, I know,

306
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:06,237
a lot of you have
your own cell phones.

307
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,106
God knows what your parents
are thinking.

308
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,341
The fact of the matter
is that most people
shouldn't even have kids.

309
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:13,444
They can't say no, they don't
take it seriously, and,

310
00:15:13,445 --> 00:15:16,546
"Oh gee! Why is everybody
on dope and pregnant,
living off my tax dollars?"

311
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,416
My one rule is,

312
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:21,252
if I catch you chatting
on the cell phone...

313
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:25,590
Ah! Is, uh,
everything copacetic?

314
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,258
Yeah. I just had
to put out a fire.

315
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:29,560
Wasn't a real fire.

316
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:32,063
-It won't happen again,
Coach Don.
-Ha!

317
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:36,267
So, uh, I guess I should say
a few words about myself. Uh...

318
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,404
-My name is Michael Johnson.
-You can call him Mike, team.

319
00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:42,106
Well, I prefer Michael,
but whatever.

320
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:43,942
Um, when I was your age,

321
00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:46,477
I competed in a great many
curling matches.

322
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,446
Was that curling,
Assistant Coach Mike?

323
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,581
I spent part of my childhood
in Canada.

324
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,383
Oh! I'm sorry to hear that.

325
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,419
Which is where
curling is popular.

326
00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:56,421
Now, as a 10-year-old boy,

327
00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:59,057
nothing was more important
to me than curling.

328
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:01,059
But, honestly, now,
I can tell you,

329
00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:03,094
I don't remember
who won and who lost.

330
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:05,063
So, listen. Now,
this is very important.

331
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,665
This is about the playing.

332
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,467
Not about the winning
or the losing.

333
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,969
But, having fun,
and I guarantee you,

334
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:12,403
we're gonna have a heck
of a good time here.

335
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:13,438
Say, Mike...

336
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,490
We, uh,

337
00:16:15,491 --> 00:16:17,541
we covered fun right before
you got here. Must have been

338
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:20,178
when you were stuck in that
unbelievable traffic.

339
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,747
So, kids, remember,
this is all about you.

340
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:25,416
So, for example,
if you have a particular
position you wanna play,

341
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:26,584
be sure to let us know.

342
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:29,387
Thank you, Mike!
That's a terrific intro.

343
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,689
Fellas, dive into that bag.
Let's warm those arms up.

344
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:33,458
We're gonna have a terrific
practice. Here we go!

345
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,193
¶ ¶

346
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:39,564
All right, lemme see you turn.

347
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:41,532
I wanna see that
front foot step. Nice!

348
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,701
Jude, you're a new kid,
but I like your style.

349
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:46,170
Casey, nice.
You got the good arm.

350
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,472
Oh, and my champions.

351
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,574
How does it feel to be
a returning champion?

352
00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,109
[Kids]
It feels good!

353
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:53,111
Oh! You just made my whole day.

354
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:55,079
You're a leader, kid.
I like your style.

355
00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:57,682
I'm sorry I was late, Coach Don.
I-- I had to work.

356
00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,551
You keep putting your job
in front of the team, Mike.
I mean it.

357
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:01,753
Been a rough week.

358
00:17:01,755 --> 00:17:03,388
My company has these
government contracts--

359
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:04,789
Ooh!

360
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:08,126
My company, well... [chuckling]

361
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,294
Woo! Come on, ladies!

362
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,232
Oh no, no, no, no, girls.

363
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:16,200
Girls, you gotta wait
outside till 11:00.

364
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,536
[scoffs] I don't think so.
We have the gym at 10:30.

365
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:19,771
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

366
00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:22,340
We have the gym
from 10:00 until 11:00.

367
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:25,276
-Where's your permit?
-It's in my car.

368
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:28,079
I'm calling my dad.
He's the assistant principal.

369
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,384
All right.

370
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,086
Give us 10 minutes,
and we'll be out of here.

371
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,756
[whistle trills]

372
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,225
Line up!

373
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,560
[Don]
Here we go, Nate.

374
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,761
Ready? Get down on it.

375
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,696
¶ ¶

376
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:48,332
That's a short one.
And, stick with it!

377
00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:49,400
Attaboy!

378
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:54,772
Right, Timor,
what do you say, kid?

379
00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:59,744
¶ We can't take a break
from being ¶

380
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,712
Here we go.

381
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:04,082
Aah! Get down on it.
Let's go! Hustle.

382
00:18:04,818 --> 00:18:06,517
Tito, returning champion.

383
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,289
¶ We waste away ¶

384
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,357
¶ Oh, make a change ¶

385
00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:15,493
[Don] And strongest arm.
Holy moly!

386
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,228
Hey, Jude, get down on it.

387
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:22,633
¶ I am degraded ¶

388
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,335
Get there, get there, get there.

389
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:25,736
Nicely done, Jude!

390
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:27,238
I'm proud of you. Who's up?

391
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,207
Come on out, son. Ready?

392
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:32,810
¶ We're too late ¶

393
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:34,545
¶ Sold our best behavior ¶

394
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:35,713
What do you say, Timmy?

395
00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:41,319
Here we go. Make a play on that.

396
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:42,487
Okay, stick with it.

397
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:44,822
Great play! Next batter.

398
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,390
Jimmy! My guy.

399
00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:47,892
Jimmy, show it to me.

400
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:50,228
That's what I'm talking about.
Great glove, kid.

401
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:55,233
¶ Yeah, I won't have time ¶

402
00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:58,302
-[girls chanting]
-Nice. Who else we got?

403
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:00,138
¶ ¶

404
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,345
Make it happen, kid.
Short hop-- Oh!

405
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:11,716
¶ I'll never notice ¶

406
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:12,917
Good play.

407
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:14,819
Rusty! Returning champion Rusty.

408
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,687
Show me.
Let me see what you got, son.

409
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:25,396
Watch out!

410
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:26,697
Oh my gosh.

411
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:30,301
Kahil. Right in the middle.

412
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:31,536
In the face, you okay?

413
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,171
All right, one last one.

414
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,939
There you go. That's what
I'm talking about. Good feet.

415
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,279
Nice, Kahil, nice!

416
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,381
Everybody get a shot?
Who have we left out?

417
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:44,549
Frankie, what do you say, pal?

418
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,317
It's all about you, Frankie.

419
00:19:47,253 --> 00:19:50,788
¶ Away! ¶

420
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,524
¶ Away ¶

421
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,226
Get down on it.
Oh, come on, son!

422
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:56,360
Give me some hustle.

423
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,696
¶ I won't have time ¶

424
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,301
[whistle trills]

425
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,205
[girls chanting]

426
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:08,506
Well, lemme tell you
something, fellas.

427
00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:10,608
That was
an outstanding practice.

428
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,476
There was effort all around.
I'm proud of all of you.

429
00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:16,781
Everybody go home,
except for you and you.

430
00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:18,516
No! Not Nathan.

431
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:19,717
You. All right!

432
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:20,818
Go on, get outta here.

433
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:27,491
Hey, Mike, go ahead
and pack that equipment up
for me, will you?

434
00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:28,559
Yeah.

435
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:32,263
You sure it all fits?

436
00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:36,467
Well, lemme see,
it did last year
and the year before.

437
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:38,402
Hell, maybe this year'll
be different.

438
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:41,806
See, Mike, I-- I--
I have just one rule.

439
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:45,443
You must clear things
through me, before you
go shouting 'em

440
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,478
-to my team.
-What do you mean?

441
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,314
I mean, you cannot stand up
there as my assistant coach

442
00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:52,516
and tell these kids
that winning doesn't matter,

443
00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:54,919
because that is just bullshit.

444
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,020
Well...

445
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:58,756
Look at the big picture, Don.

446
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,259
[chuckles]

447
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,761
Do you really remember
every game you won
and lost as a kid?

448
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:09,934
When I was 12,
I batted 456 with 18 RBIs.

449
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:12,503
We went 11 and 4
and lost the championship game,

450
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:16,274
when Billy Nathan got
picked off third with two outs
in the last inning.

451
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:18,476
I still think about that, Mike.

452
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:19,810
I...

453
00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:21,779
I think about it a lot.

454
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,014
See,

455
00:21:23,016 --> 00:21:24,982
I was coming up to bat,

456
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:28,719
and if Billy hadn't
wandered off third in some kind
of damn dream state,

457
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:32,923
I know, for a fact,
I would have driven him home,

458
00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:35,559
and we'd have gone on to win.

459
00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:37,461
I, I have...

460
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:40,831
replayed that scenario
inside of my head

461
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:42,600
many times, but...

462
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:46,604
I never got the chance,

463
00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:50,908
because Billy took the bat
out of my hands.

464
00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:57,581
When Billy Nathan ran for
school board last year, I...

465
00:21:57,583 --> 00:22:00,551
could not find it in my heart
to vote for him.

466
00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:02,520
Even though I have
every reason to believe

467
00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:04,789
that he is
a good and honest man,

468
00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:07,458
who made a thoughtless mistake
when he was 11 years old.

469
00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:09,026
So, yes. I do...

470
00:22:12,065 --> 00:22:13,664
remember.

471
00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:20,771
Well, you have
a very good memory.

472
00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:25,409
There are a lot of men
who remember

473
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:27,978
these things,

474
00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:29,113
Mike.

475
00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:35,619
Of course, it might be different
in the world of curling, I...

476
00:22:35,621 --> 00:22:37,355
¶ ¶

477
00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:41,425
Oh. You always wanna pack
the shin guards first.

478
00:22:41,427 --> 00:22:43,594
Otherwise, it doesn't fit.
[sniffs]

479
00:22:52,138 --> 00:22:54,071
[indistinct yelling]

480
00:22:54,072 --> 00:22:56,005
[grunts] Hey, you want me
to put these in your car?

481
00:22:56,008 --> 00:22:58,576
-No, no, no.
Why don't you go ahead
and hang onto that?

482
00:22:58,578 --> 00:23:01,379
That's the arrangement
I had with old Tony last year,
and it...

483
00:23:02,115 --> 00:23:04,615
God, it worked out like a charm.

484
00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:06,784
Hey, you guys,
stop messing around
or you're dead meat.

485
00:23:09,756 --> 00:23:12,123
Is practice over?

486
00:23:12,125 --> 00:23:14,625
Yeah, you're all done.

487
00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:16,560
Uh, is this special treatment
or punishment?

488
00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:17,728
What does it look like to you?

489
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,063
Hey!

490
00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:20,798
You do that one more time,

491
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:24,568
and you're taking a lap around
the entire school, ya jerkwads.

492
00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:26,604
Well, I think these kids
just wanna have a little fun.

493
00:23:26,606 --> 00:23:28,639
Why don't we send them home,
so they can play?

494
00:23:35,681 --> 00:23:37,815
Did you happen to notice
Eric's eye twitch?

495
00:23:41,888 --> 00:23:43,654
His parents just went through
a nasty split

496
00:23:43,656 --> 00:23:45,089
and neither one of 'em
will leave the house.

497
00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:47,792
His dad's-- [chuckles]
Oh...

498
00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:50,027
His dad comes to our games

499
00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:52,563
and yells about how
disappointed he is.

500
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:55,633
So, when Eric's eye twitch
gets bad,

501
00:23:56,836 --> 00:23:58,502
I make him stay after practice.

502
00:23:58,504 --> 00:24:00,604
Then we go out for pizza.

503
00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:02,440
Then he has a sleepover
at our house.

504
00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:05,943
Well, that's
a real nice thing, Don.

505
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:07,011
No...

506
00:24:08,548 --> 00:24:10,080
That's my job.

507
00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:12,783
I'd like to drag
his idiot parents

508
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:14,652
out of the house
and beat their ass.

509
00:24:14,654 --> 00:24:16,687
I mean, gimme a break.

510
00:24:16,689 --> 00:24:18,656
In every marriage,
you're hanging on by a thread,

511
00:24:18,658 --> 00:24:20,591
and half the time, you regret
the day you were born,

512
00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:22,493
but that's no reason to quit.

513
00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:23,561
Huh?

514
00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:26,597
Hey, Jimmy!

515
00:24:26,599 --> 00:24:28,833
One more curveball,
and I guarantee you, son,

516
00:24:28,835 --> 00:24:31,135
you will find yourself
in the spring musical.

517
00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:33,904
And nobody wants to be that guy,
Jimmy. Nobody.

518
00:24:33,906 --> 00:24:36,674
Use your head for something
other than a hat rack,
will you please?

519
00:24:38,778 --> 00:24:40,778
-[glass shatters]
-[car alarm blaring]

520
00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:43,747
Uh, fellas. Let's, uh,
let's get outta here.
What do you say?

521
00:24:43,749 --> 00:24:45,783
Let's, uh, hippity-hop.
Here we go.

522
00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:49,053
Right, see you.

523
00:24:49,055 --> 00:24:51,222
[phone rings]

524
00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:55,092
Roger, hi.

525
00:24:56,028 --> 00:24:58,496
No, no. Mmm.

526
00:24:59,599 --> 00:25:01,832
You need it first thing
Monday morning?

527
00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,601
Just 'cause that's gonna take
most of my weekend,

528
00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:05,703
and I was really hoping I could
just play a little ball with--

529
00:25:06,639 --> 00:25:07,872
Right.

530
00:25:07,874 --> 00:25:10,274
Okay, first thing Monday.
You bet.

531
00:25:11,711 --> 00:25:12,843
[sighs]

532
00:25:14,213 --> 00:25:15,279
¶ ¶

533
00:25:19,752 --> 00:25:22,052
[Announcer]
It's opening day
at Champions Field,

534
00:25:22,054 --> 00:25:26,190
and, folks, it just doesn't get
any better than this.

535
00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:29,059
Last year's pennant-winning
Pirates kick off the season

536
00:25:29,061 --> 00:25:30,995
against the much improved
Cardinals.

537
00:25:30,997 --> 00:25:33,264
It should be a good one.

538
00:25:33,266 --> 00:25:36,267
And here's a big shout-out
to our sponsors.

539
00:25:46,078 --> 00:25:48,212
Be sure to make a visit
to the snack bar,

540
00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:52,283
and you'll find some brand-new
food choices that are easy
on the wallet.

541
00:25:52,285 --> 00:25:53,884
Like the Monster Dog.

542
00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:55,953
Eat four,
and the fifth one's free.

543
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,026
Get over here!

544
00:26:02,028 --> 00:26:03,127
Now!

545
00:26:10,269 --> 00:26:11,335
Hi!

546
00:26:12,605 --> 00:26:13,938
Take the field.

547
00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:15,839
Ah, here he is.

548
00:26:15,841 --> 00:26:17,141
Man with the bag.
Right on the button,

549
00:26:17,143 --> 00:26:18,943
if we were starting late.

550
00:26:18,945 --> 00:26:20,578
No, no, I...

551
00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:21,912
Look, I'm 10 minutes early!

552
00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:23,914
You said the game
starts at noon.

553
00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:26,250
You must not have gotten
my one rule:

554
00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:28,852
30 minutes before game time.

555
00:26:28,854 --> 00:26:33,023
Tell you what there, Mike.
Why don't you, uh, go ahead,
and give them some fungoes?

556
00:26:33,025 --> 00:26:34,291
Fungoes?

557
00:26:34,293 --> 00:26:35,826
[chuckles]

558
00:26:35,828 --> 00:26:38,862
If old Tony was gonna be here,
he was the...

559
00:26:38,864 --> 00:26:40,364
he was the master of fungoes.

560
00:26:40,366 --> 00:26:41,765
Uh, if you'd show me
where they are,

561
00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:43,167
I'm happy to pass them out.

562
00:26:44,637 --> 00:26:45,903
Fungo's a fly ball, Mike.

563
00:26:45,905 --> 00:26:48,072
-You think you
could hit a few?
-Yeah.

564
00:26:49,141 --> 00:26:50,741
Fungoes.

565
00:26:50,743 --> 00:26:52,142
I'm on it!

566
00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:53,277
It's fungo time!

567
00:26:54,213 --> 00:26:56,647
Uh, Assistant Coach Mike?

568
00:26:56,649 --> 00:26:59,717
You're probably going to need a,
uh, a ball. Just...

569
00:26:59,719 --> 00:27:02,152
-for the full fungo experience.
-Yeah.

570
00:27:05,024 --> 00:27:06,957
Holy God Almighty.

571
00:27:08,861 --> 00:27:10,861
Okay, who wants a fungo?

572
00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:15,299
All right.

573
00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:16,400
Bases, hold.

574
00:27:17,670 --> 00:27:18,736
Fungoes!

575
00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:22,673
This is the one.

576
00:27:28,381 --> 00:27:29,880
[laughter]

577
00:27:29,882 --> 00:27:31,682
I got it.

578
00:27:31,684 --> 00:27:32,750
This is fun.

579
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:35,352
[clapping]

580
00:27:37,690 --> 00:27:38,756
Coming left!

581
00:27:41,027 --> 00:27:42,092
Oh!

582
00:27:43,663 --> 00:27:44,962
[glass shatters]

583
00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:52,803
Oh, God.

584
00:27:53,739 --> 00:27:55,706
Uh... All right.

585
00:27:56,442 --> 00:27:57,708
[muffled groan]

586
00:28:01,247 --> 00:28:04,014
[whistle trills]

587
00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:05,115
Anybody know who...

588
00:28:08,387 --> 00:28:09,453
Take a knee.

589
00:28:09,455 --> 00:28:10,988
All right, you guys.

590
00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:14,091
Who's nervous?

591
00:28:17,930 --> 00:28:18,996
Yeah.

592
00:28:20,232 --> 00:28:21,799
Good.

593
00:28:21,801 --> 00:28:23,100
That's real good.

594
00:28:23,102 --> 00:28:24,902
You know what that means?

595
00:28:24,904 --> 00:28:26,837
Just means you wanna do well.

596
00:28:26,839 --> 00:28:28,739
Now, it's opening day.

597
00:28:28,741 --> 00:28:33,010
Let's get this season off
to a great start.

598
00:28:33,012 --> 00:28:34,378
I need to find out
whose car that was.

599
00:28:35,381 --> 00:28:36,447
That wasn't a car, Mike.

600
00:28:36,449 --> 00:28:38,449
It was, uh, it was my van.

601
00:28:38,451 --> 00:28:40,017
That was your van?

602
00:28:40,019 --> 00:28:41,251
I'm sorry. I'll pay.

603
00:28:41,253 --> 00:28:43,120
-Ah, forget it.
-Please, I, I,

604
00:28:43,122 --> 00:28:45,222
I don't want you resenting me
because I broke your headlight.

605
00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:47,191
If I resent you,

606
00:28:47,193 --> 00:28:50,461
it won't have anything to do
with my headlights.

607
00:28:50,463 --> 00:28:53,397
-I'd really feel better if you,
if you let me pay.
-All right, fellas.

608
00:28:53,399 --> 00:28:55,265
Here we go. Tito, one knee.

609
00:28:55,267 --> 00:28:57,334
What are you doing,
sitting down?

610
00:28:57,336 --> 00:28:59,336
Tito, you're playing
short because

611
00:28:59,338 --> 00:29:01,004
Kahil asked if he could.

612
00:29:01,006 --> 00:29:02,806
Kahil, you're playing center.

613
00:29:02,808 --> 00:29:04,975
I know you'd both rather
have it the other way around,

614
00:29:04,977 --> 00:29:07,277
but that's my one rule.
All right, fellas.

615
00:29:08,214 --> 00:29:10,147
Let's go!

616
00:29:10,149 --> 00:29:12,783
-Have fun!
-Which means win!

617
00:29:13,519 --> 00:29:16,220
Okay, fans. Let's play ball!

618
00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:18,255
The first batter
for the Cardinals is

619
00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:20,824
Theodore "Teddy" Mitch Delaney.

620
00:29:21,894 --> 00:29:23,794
All right, Jimmy.
Little heat on the hill.

621
00:29:23,796 --> 00:29:25,295
Thread that needle, son.
Thread that needle.

622
00:29:26,232 --> 00:29:28,165
Play to the best
of your abilities!

623
00:29:28,167 --> 00:29:29,967
Nobody can ask
for more than that.

624
00:29:31,036 --> 00:29:33,036
We're all winners
if we do our best!

625
00:29:34,373 --> 00:29:35,806
Mike, don't say it like that.

626
00:29:36,542 --> 00:29:37,841
Strike!

627
00:29:37,843 --> 00:29:39,109
-How...
-[crowd cheering]

628
00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:40,210
How do you want me to say it?

629
00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:43,213
Play within yourself.

630
00:29:44,316 --> 00:29:46,250
Play within yourself?

631
00:29:46,252 --> 00:29:47,384
[chuckling] Sounds dirty.

632
00:29:49,088 --> 00:29:50,521
It just means play your game.

633
00:29:50,523 --> 00:29:53,090
Don't try to go
beyond your ability.

634
00:29:54,794 --> 00:29:55,859
Ball high.

635
00:29:55,861 --> 00:29:56,960
But don't we want them

636
00:29:56,962 --> 00:29:59,263
to exceed what they've
already done?

637
00:29:59,265 --> 00:30:02,966
I see our job as creating
a safe, nurturing atmosphere,

638
00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:05,202
where the kids aren't afraid
to strive for greatness

639
00:30:05,204 --> 00:30:06,537
because they're
afraid of failure.

640
00:30:06,539 --> 00:30:08,338
Mike, I don't want you
yelling that from my bench.

641
00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:10,340
Well, I'm not comfortable
yelling play within yourself.

642
00:30:10,342 --> 00:30:12,543
Well, you don't want them
playing within someone else,
do you?

643
00:30:13,879 --> 00:30:15,662
-Ball two.
-[cheering]

644
00:30:15,663 --> 00:30:17,446
All right, look alive out there,
fellas. Here we go.

645
00:30:17,449 --> 00:30:19,483
All right, Phillip,
if he hits it, you hurry.

646
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:21,952
[Umpire]
Ball three.

647
00:30:21,954 --> 00:30:23,187
Small point, Mike.

648
00:30:24,223 --> 00:30:26,190
We, uh...

649
00:30:26,192 --> 00:30:28,125
don't say hurry in baseball.

650
00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:31,461
We say go.

651
00:30:31,463 --> 00:30:33,530
But, we want them to go fast,
which means hurry--

652
00:30:33,532 --> 00:30:35,165
Don't say hurry, Mike.

653
00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:37,167
These kids...

654
00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:39,536
They're at
an impressionable age.

655
00:30:39,538 --> 00:30:40,904
Okay?

656
00:30:40,906 --> 00:30:41,939
Okay.

657
00:30:45,211 --> 00:30:46,243
[Boy]
Let's go, Jimmy.

658
00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:48,612
Ball four! Take your base.

659
00:30:48,614 --> 00:30:49,913
[cheering]

660
00:30:54,253 --> 00:30:56,620
Throw strikes, Jimmy!
Here we go.

661
00:31:03,229 --> 00:31:04,294
Ball one.

662
00:31:04,296 --> 00:31:05,429
[cheering]

663
00:31:07,867 --> 00:31:08,966
All right, no sweat, son.

664
00:31:08,968 --> 00:31:10,367
We're just playing catch.

665
00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:11,401
Like in the backyard.

666
00:31:13,572 --> 00:31:14,605
[Umpire]
Strike!

667
00:31:14,607 --> 00:31:16,440
Ball two.

668
00:31:16,442 --> 00:31:17,641
Ball three.

669
00:31:17,643 --> 00:31:19,877
Ball four! Take your base.

670
00:31:19,879 --> 00:31:21,178
[cheering]

671
00:31:22,114 --> 00:31:23,447
[Don]
Zero pressure.

672
00:31:23,449 --> 00:31:24,915
Just playing catch.

673
00:31:24,917 --> 00:31:26,416
Groove a strike for me, son.

674
00:31:29,521 --> 00:31:31,588
[Kid]
Throw some strikes.
Let's go, Jimmy!

675
00:31:33,425 --> 00:31:34,491
Strike!

676
00:31:35,427 --> 00:31:37,461
[Umpire]
Ball one. Ball two.

677
00:31:38,931 --> 00:31:41,465
[Umpire]
Ball three. Strike two!

678
00:31:41,467 --> 00:31:43,667
-[Umpire] Take your base.
-[cheering]

679
00:31:43,669 --> 00:31:44,935
[indistinct chatter]

680
00:31:47,172 --> 00:31:48,605
Now batting for the Cardinals,

681
00:31:48,607 --> 00:31:50,974
Ralph "Boom Boom" Johnson.

682
00:31:50,976 --> 00:31:52,242
[cheering]

683
00:31:55,047 --> 00:31:57,481
All right, Jimmy, you got him.
Nothing to worry about.

684
00:32:05,357 --> 00:32:06,423
Ball!

685
00:32:07,993 --> 00:32:09,126
Can't walk him, Jimbo.

686
00:32:09,128 --> 00:32:10,560
Don't let him hit.

687
00:32:11,664 --> 00:32:13,096
Throw strikes, Jimmy!

688
00:32:20,039 --> 00:32:21,371
[crowd cheers]

689
00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:25,943
Oh. For the love of God.

690
00:32:35,721 --> 00:32:37,721
Mike, you're killing us
right now.

691
00:32:37,723 --> 00:32:39,156
What?

692
00:32:39,158 --> 00:32:40,557
[cheering continues]

693
00:32:45,030 --> 00:32:47,030
If that was your kid,
we'd be winning.

694
00:32:50,669 --> 00:32:52,035
[groans]

695
00:32:53,172 --> 00:32:54,237
No!

696
00:32:54,239 --> 00:32:56,540
¶ ¶

697
00:33:00,679 --> 00:33:02,346
Throw third!

698
00:33:05,184 --> 00:33:06,984
[cheering]

699
00:33:06,986 --> 00:33:08,018
[Umpire]
He's out.

700
00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:11,221
Strike.

701
00:33:12,157 --> 00:33:13,724
Strike!

702
00:33:13,726 --> 00:33:14,758
Strike three!

703
00:33:17,196 --> 00:33:19,696
Oh! Run it out, run it out!

704
00:33:19,698 --> 00:33:21,431
Woo!

705
00:33:22,735 --> 00:33:24,001
Oh!

706
00:33:24,003 --> 00:33:25,102
Here we go, Jude, down!

707
00:33:25,104 --> 00:33:26,203
Run it out!

708
00:33:26,205 --> 00:33:27,771
Down! Get down! Get down!

709
00:33:27,773 --> 00:33:29,306
[laughing]

710
00:33:29,308 --> 00:33:32,376
Attaboy! Blazing speed!

711
00:33:32,378 --> 00:33:33,477
Isn't this fun?

712
00:33:34,546 --> 00:33:36,680
-Go! Attaboy!
-Oh! Keep going!

713
00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:38,615
-Keep going!
-He scored! You scored!
You're down!

714
00:33:40,152 --> 00:33:42,552
You're down! What?
Oh, get back. Attaboy!

715
00:33:44,256 --> 00:33:46,490
Now, we're playing
major league baseball!

716
00:33:48,027 --> 00:33:50,027
And we're going!

717
00:33:50,029 --> 00:33:51,595
Hit it! Go home!
Yeah, good hustle, good hustle!

718
00:33:53,298 --> 00:33:55,265
You're going around!
Roundy round!

719
00:33:55,267 --> 00:33:57,434
[cheering]

720
00:33:57,436 --> 00:33:59,169
Woohoo! Woo!

721
00:33:59,171 --> 00:34:01,204
[laughing]

722
00:34:01,206 --> 00:34:02,889
Hey, you didn't do
anything wrong.

723
00:34:02,890 --> 00:34:04,573
That had nothing to do with you.
He just hit it good.

724
00:34:04,576 --> 00:34:07,377
You guys are playing great.
You guys are playing great, too.

725
00:34:13,685 --> 00:34:15,619
¶ ¶

726
00:34:25,798 --> 00:34:27,097
Strike!

727
00:34:27,099 --> 00:34:28,565
Can I point something out, Mike?

728
00:34:30,135 --> 00:34:32,135
What are we looking at?

729
00:34:32,137 --> 00:34:33,603
¶ ¶

730
00:34:38,110 --> 00:34:39,176
Mrs. Timmy.

731
00:34:40,179 --> 00:34:41,211
What about her?

732
00:34:42,448 --> 00:34:43,547
She wants me.

733
00:34:44,483 --> 00:34:45,515
She wants you?

734
00:34:46,718 --> 00:34:48,385
¶ ¶

735
00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:55,225
Did you see what she did
when I just looked at her?

736
00:34:56,161 --> 00:34:57,811
She's eating...

737
00:34:57,812 --> 00:34:59,462
Oh, come on, Mike.
What rock do you live under?

738
00:34:59,465 --> 00:35:01,398
For the love of God.

739
00:35:02,468 --> 00:35:03,733
Strike two!

740
00:35:03,735 --> 00:35:05,702
Don't you understand
there's a whole fun house

741
00:35:05,704 --> 00:35:09,172
out there of lonely, troubled,
desperate moms.

742
00:35:09,174 --> 00:35:11,341
It's a major coaching perk.

743
00:35:11,343 --> 00:35:13,376
They see a slick guy,
like me, and...

744
00:35:14,313 --> 00:35:17,564
even you parading around,

745
00:35:17,565 --> 00:35:20,816
and they cannot be held
responsible for their minds
running wild.

746
00:35:21,753 --> 00:35:23,520
Huh.

747
00:35:23,522 --> 00:35:24,554
Man.

748
00:35:25,524 --> 00:35:26,656
¶ ¶

749
00:35:28,594 --> 00:35:30,360
Oh, if I was single.

750
00:35:32,764 --> 00:35:34,764
Ball high!
Take your base.

751
00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:37,701
All right, last inning.
Let's hold 'em!

752
00:35:37,703 --> 00:35:40,370
Uh, it's only the sixth inning,
Coach.

753
00:35:40,372 --> 00:35:41,805
This is Ripken league, Mike.

754
00:35:41,807 --> 00:35:42,873
That's all we play.

755
00:35:44,743 --> 00:35:46,443
Everything I know is wrong.

756
00:35:46,445 --> 00:35:47,945
All right, Jimmy.

757
00:35:47,946 --> 00:35:49,446
-[clapping]
-Come on, kid, you the man.

758
00:35:49,448 --> 00:35:51,615
[Kids]
Yeah, come on, Jimmy!
You got it!

759
00:35:54,586 --> 00:35:57,387
-You were looking at your van,
weren't you?
-No.

760
00:35:57,389 --> 00:36:00,724
-You're getting your money,
whether you want it or not.
-Stop, Mike.

761
00:36:00,726 --> 00:36:03,393
I saw you looking at your van.
I know what you're thinking.

762
00:36:03,395 --> 00:36:04,728
You don't have a clue
what I'm thinking.

763
00:36:06,198 --> 00:36:07,264
You were looking at your van.

764
00:36:07,266 --> 00:36:08,465
I'm not looking at my van.

765
00:36:08,467 --> 00:36:10,350
You were looking at your van.

766
00:36:10,351 --> 00:36:12,234
-I was not looking at my van.
-Well, what were you looking at?

767
00:36:12,237 --> 00:36:13,537
I don't have to tell you.

768
00:36:13,539 --> 00:36:15,472
I know you don't have to tell me
because I know.

769
00:36:20,212 --> 00:36:22,312
[clapping]

770
00:36:22,314 --> 00:36:24,314
I was looking for my wife.

771
00:36:24,316 --> 00:36:25,649
-[Umpire] Ball one.
-Okay?

772
00:36:25,651 --> 00:36:27,184
I thought maybe she'd come...

773
00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:29,753
opening day.

774
00:36:30,822 --> 00:36:31,855
Oh.

775
00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:34,457
I guess I don't, I don't know.

776
00:36:37,963 --> 00:36:39,196
Strike!

777
00:36:39,198 --> 00:36:40,497
[cheering]

778
00:36:40,499 --> 00:36:42,532
She might be on her way.
Traffic can be rough.

779
00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:44,434
You're the only one,

780
00:36:44,436 --> 00:36:45,802
in this town,

781
00:36:45,804 --> 00:36:47,804
who ever gets in traffic.

782
00:36:47,806 --> 00:36:50,874
Honest to God,
I don't even know
how you find it.

783
00:36:51,843 --> 00:36:53,543
[whistles]
Here we go!

784
00:36:54,479 --> 00:36:55,545
[breathy whistle]

785
00:36:57,316 --> 00:36:58,381
[hissing]

786
00:36:58,383 --> 00:36:59,416
¶ ¶

787
00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:03,220
[cheering]

788
00:37:04,923 --> 00:37:05,989
-[Umpire] He's out.
-[Both] Oh!

789
00:37:05,991 --> 00:37:07,324
[laughing]

790
00:37:08,260 --> 00:37:09,292
[Michael]
How about that?

791
00:37:09,294 --> 00:37:11,428
[Don]
Tito, kid! Attaboy!

792
00:37:11,430 --> 00:37:13,363
You are not there by mistake!

793
00:37:13,365 --> 00:37:15,732
All right. Kahil,
you seeing this? Huh?

794
00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:19,436
Could have been you,
but it's not.

795
00:37:19,438 --> 00:37:21,972
There's no mistakes. I put
my people where they belong.

796
00:37:24,943 --> 00:37:26,610
Straight up, Eric! Your ball!

797
00:37:30,482 --> 00:37:31,648
[grunts]

798
00:37:31,650 --> 00:37:33,283
[cheering]

799
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,420
That was a lucky catch, Eric.

800
00:37:37,422 --> 00:37:38,922
You gotta watch the ball!

801
00:37:43,695 --> 00:37:45,962
[muttering] This is the season
I kick that guy's ass.

802
00:37:45,964 --> 00:37:47,264
Honest to God.

803
00:37:51,370 --> 00:37:52,402
All right, you guys.

804
00:37:52,404 --> 00:37:53,837
Bases loaded, two away.

805
00:37:53,839 --> 00:37:56,339
One more out,
we get a play at any bag,

806
00:37:56,341 --> 00:37:58,575
we go home.

807
00:37:58,576 --> 00:38:00,810
[Announcer]
Coming to the plate is
Ralph "Boom Boom" Johnson.

808
00:38:00,812 --> 00:38:02,679
[cheering]

809
00:38:05,584 --> 00:38:08,818
Don, I'm sorry he's not my kid.

810
00:38:13,659 --> 00:38:14,924
Oh, it's not your fault, Mike.

811
00:38:15,861 --> 00:38:16,960
Shake it off.

812
00:38:19,698 --> 00:38:21,698
Shake it off.

813
00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:24,567
Jimmy, you gotta pitch to him.
Got to know where to put 'em.

814
00:38:24,569 --> 00:38:25,602
Come on, son!

815
00:38:31,476 --> 00:38:32,976
¶ ¶

816
00:38:39,451 --> 00:38:40,650
[Boy]
Strike him!

817
00:38:41,687 --> 00:38:42,819
[cheering]

818
00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:43,920
Oh, dear God, no.

819
00:38:47,459 --> 00:38:48,858
[Don]
Easy catch, Frankie.

820
00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:50,460
Easy catch, and we win, son.

821
00:38:50,462 --> 00:38:52,796
[Don]
Look at all the way
into your glove.

822
00:38:53,765 --> 00:38:55,632
Pick it up!
Hit the cutoff man!

823
00:38:57,502 --> 00:38:58,802
Frankie!

824
00:38:58,804 --> 00:39:00,837
[cheering]

825
00:39:02,574 --> 00:39:05,075
[Michael]
Throw it.
Throw the ball, Frankie!

826
00:39:05,077 --> 00:39:07,677
[stammering] Don't...
Don't hold the ball.

827
00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:09,112
-[Don] Throw it!
-It's like playing catch!

828
00:39:09,114 --> 00:39:10,647
Frankie, throw the ball!

829
00:39:10,649 --> 00:39:11,981
-Throw it!
-See the boy waiting?

830
00:39:11,983 --> 00:39:14,184
-See him?
-Get the cutoff man!

831
00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:16,386
-[Don] Throw the ball, Frankie!
-Frankie, hit the cutoff man!

832
00:39:16,388 --> 00:39:18,621
[Don]
Throw the ball!
Oh, throw the ball!

833
00:39:18,623 --> 00:39:20,090
[cheering]

834
00:39:21,026 --> 00:39:23,460
Oh! Oh!

835
00:39:23,462 --> 00:39:24,594
Oh!

836
00:39:24,596 --> 00:39:26,363
[Don]
Oh!

837
00:39:34,773 --> 00:39:36,840
Good job, boys. I know.

838
00:39:36,842 --> 00:39:38,708
I know.

839
00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:40,643
It's okay to cry.

840
00:39:40,645 --> 00:39:42,579
We'll get 'em next time.

841
00:39:42,581 --> 00:39:44,047
My one rule,

842
00:39:44,983 --> 00:39:46,082
is this...

843
00:39:48,687 --> 00:39:50,019
do not ever,

844
00:39:50,021 --> 00:39:51,788
ever,

845
00:39:51,790 --> 00:39:53,156
hold onto the ball,

846
00:39:53,158 --> 00:39:54,824
in my outfield.

847
00:39:54,826 --> 00:39:57,527
Frankie, I'm talking to you.
I'm over here.

848
00:39:57,529 --> 00:39:59,696
[Michael]
Look at Coach Don, Frankie,
when he's talking to you.

849
00:39:59,698 --> 00:40:01,998
[Don]
I don't ever want to see
anything like that

850
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,402
ever again.
Because whatever that was,

851
00:40:05,404 --> 00:40:07,103
it wasn't baseball.

852
00:40:07,105 --> 00:40:09,105
[Michael]
Well, excuse me, Coach Don,
I thought we said

853
00:40:09,107 --> 00:40:11,040
we weren't gonna get on the kids
about physical errors.

854
00:40:11,042 --> 00:40:12,776
Well, no, that's true, Mike.

855
00:40:12,777 --> 00:40:14,511
But I think what we just
witnessed out in right field

856
00:40:14,513 --> 00:40:17,180
was a whole salad bar
of mental errors.

857
00:40:17,182 --> 00:40:19,182
Ah, he dropped the ball.
That's, uh,

858
00:40:19,184 --> 00:40:20,750
that's a physical error.

859
00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:23,653
Yes, but if he'd used two hands,
as I instructed him,

860
00:40:23,655 --> 00:40:24,854
he would have caught the ball.

861
00:40:24,856 --> 00:40:26,489
Hence, mental error.

862
00:40:26,491 --> 00:40:28,758
Well, by that definition,
everything's a mental error,

863
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,827
because the mind tells
the body what to do.

864
00:40:30,829 --> 00:40:32,829
Missing a ground ball
could be called a mental error.

865
00:40:32,831 --> 00:40:34,664
Could be, and will be.

866
00:40:34,666 --> 00:40:36,666
-So, everything's mental?
-Pretty much!

867
00:40:36,668 --> 00:40:38,735
Yes! And I sure think that

868
00:40:38,737 --> 00:40:42,138
holding onto the ball,
in right field,
and running around

869
00:40:42,140 --> 00:40:44,507
in what looked like
a figure eight,

870
00:40:44,509 --> 00:40:46,709
while the tying
and the winning runs scored,

871
00:40:46,711 --> 00:40:48,945
qualifies as a big, fat,

872
00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:51,781
stinking mental error!

873
00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:54,517
Well, then I don't know why you
made such a big deal out of

874
00:40:54,519 --> 00:40:56,753
not criticizing the kids
for physical errors

875
00:40:56,755 --> 00:40:59,756
when you don't even believe
such a thing exists.

876
00:40:59,758 --> 00:41:01,124
Coach Don.

877
00:41:05,831 --> 00:41:07,597
That's a good point, Mike.

878
00:41:07,599 --> 00:41:09,065
Why don't we go ahead
and take that up at our

879
00:41:09,067 --> 00:41:11,134
mandatory coaches' meeting
a little later?

880
00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:13,069
Coach! Get your kids out there.

881
00:41:13,071 --> 00:41:15,238
All right, you guys. Choke back
those tears, and go shake hands.

882
00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:17,774
Let's go. All class,
all the time. Let's go.

883
00:41:19,244 --> 00:41:20,510
Proud of you boys!

884
00:41:24,082 --> 00:41:25,849
Say, Mike.

885
00:41:25,851 --> 00:41:27,750
That, uh,

886
00:41:27,752 --> 00:41:30,119
that equipment's not gonna
crawl into the bag
all by itself, is it?

887
00:41:41,666 --> 00:41:44,167
-Oh, buddy. Tough loss, huh?
-Mm-hmm.

888
00:41:44,169 --> 00:41:46,703
I'm so proud of you.
You did so well today.

889
00:41:46,705 --> 00:41:48,805
Thanks, Mom.

890
00:41:48,807 --> 00:41:50,507
All right, well, get 'em
next time, right?

891
00:41:50,509 --> 00:41:51,574
-Right.
-Right.

892
00:41:57,048 --> 00:41:58,581
All right, you wanna
get some ice cream?

893
00:41:58,583 --> 00:42:00,783
-Mm-hmm.
-All right, let's go.

894
00:42:04,890 --> 00:42:06,789
[thunder rumbling]

895
00:42:38,256 --> 00:42:41,090
[Don]
Uh, I got it. I got it.

896
00:42:41,092 --> 00:42:42,125
[chuckles]

897
00:42:43,061 --> 00:42:44,193
Well...

898
00:42:44,195 --> 00:42:46,596
what's the protocol
in a thunderstorm?

899
00:42:46,598 --> 00:42:47,630
Catch this.

900
00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:50,333
We wait.

901
00:42:50,335 --> 00:42:51,768
How long do we wait?

902
00:42:51,770 --> 00:42:52,936
Till the commissioner gets here.

903
00:42:52,938 --> 00:42:55,171
He's on a work release program.

904
00:42:55,173 --> 00:42:57,006
The commissioner's a criminal?

905
00:42:57,008 --> 00:42:58,908
That's a harsh word, Mike.

906
00:42:58,910 --> 00:43:01,010
He's a good commissioner,
and nobody wants the job.

907
00:43:03,014 --> 00:43:05,315
Nobody wants to be
a coach either.

908
00:43:05,317 --> 00:43:07,750
Let me, uh... Let me ask you
something there, Mike.

909
00:43:08,887 --> 00:43:11,654
How come you wanted
to be a coach?

910
00:43:11,656 --> 00:43:13,323
Just wanted to have a special
activity with my son.

911
00:43:13,325 --> 00:43:15,275
[chuckling] There...

912
00:43:15,276 --> 00:43:17,226
are other special activities
out there, my friend.

913
00:43:17,228 --> 00:43:19,729
I know. We joined Indian Guides.

914
00:43:19,731 --> 00:43:20,930
That sounds fun.

915
00:43:20,932 --> 00:43:22,799
Not really.

916
00:43:22,801 --> 00:43:24,233
We had to go
camping in the rain.

917
00:43:25,670 --> 00:43:28,071
Call each other only by
our Indian names.

918
00:43:28,073 --> 00:43:30,773
What, uh...
was your Indian name?

919
00:43:30,775 --> 00:43:31,841
Doesn't matter.

920
00:43:31,843 --> 00:43:33,076
Come on, I wanna know.

921
00:43:33,078 --> 00:43:34,711
I'm not gonna tell you.

922
00:43:36,815 --> 00:43:38,247
Was it, uh...

923
00:43:40,652 --> 00:43:42,118
Chief Itchy Itchy Scrotum?

924
00:43:43,088 --> 00:43:44,354
No, it wasn't, Don.

925
00:43:46,191 --> 00:43:47,690
Well, Mike...

926
00:43:49,060 --> 00:43:50,960
until you tell me
your real Indian name,

927
00:43:52,631 --> 00:43:54,263
I'm going to have to call you,

928
00:43:54,265 --> 00:43:55,999
-Chief Itchy Itchy Scrotum.
-[chuckles]

929
00:43:56,001 --> 00:43:57,834
They weren't real Indian names.

930
00:43:57,836 --> 00:43:59,135
They're just the name
assigned to us.

931
00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:00,737
[thunder rumbling]

932
00:44:00,739 --> 00:44:02,305
Can't believe you haven't
fixed that yet.

933
00:44:05,110 --> 00:44:06,976
Why don't you let me pay
for your headlight, Don?

934
00:44:07,912 --> 00:44:08,945
Forget about it, Mike.

935
00:44:10,015 --> 00:44:11,214
Are you ever gonna fix it?

936
00:44:11,216 --> 00:44:13,182
[laughs] Not while we're
on a winning streak.

937
00:44:13,184 --> 00:44:15,284
You're not gonna
fix your headlight
'cause the team is winning?

938
00:44:15,286 --> 00:44:17,120
[chuckling] Pal,

939
00:44:17,122 --> 00:44:18,421
you are obviously
new to baseball.

940
00:44:18,423 --> 00:44:19,956
Get that door and jump in.

941
00:44:24,329 --> 00:44:26,729
[thunder rumbling]

942
00:44:26,731 --> 00:44:27,764
[Michael]
Huh.

943
00:44:32,303 --> 00:44:33,369
Woo!

944
00:44:33,371 --> 00:44:35,738
You have an animal dead in here?

945
00:44:39,077 --> 00:44:40,810
Ah, you haven't changed
your socks, have you?

946
00:44:40,812 --> 00:44:42,712
Not till we lose.

947
00:44:42,714 --> 00:44:44,981
Ah, you really
are superstitious.

948
00:44:44,983 --> 00:44:47,717
Well, I just don't
wanna jinx the team.

949
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:50,820
You really think there's
a connection between your socks
and how the kids are playing?

950
00:44:50,822 --> 00:44:53,122
Well, it's all about believing,
Mike. That's...

951
00:44:53,124 --> 00:44:55,058
That's what the game's
all about.

952
00:44:55,059 --> 00:44:56,993
God Almighty, I never had
to defend myself with old Tony.

953
00:44:56,995 --> 00:44:58,061
He just...

954
00:44:58,997 --> 00:45:01,064
He just understood.

955
00:45:01,066 --> 00:45:02,398
One time, we're on
a winning streak...

956
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:04,000
[laughs]

957
00:45:04,002 --> 00:45:06,402
...he goes five weeks

958
00:45:06,404 --> 00:45:08,337
without changing his T-shirt.

959
00:45:08,339 --> 00:45:10,406
Five weeks.

960
00:45:10,408 --> 00:45:13,376
His girlfriend gets hammered,
spills a cup of salsa on it.

961
00:45:13,378 --> 00:45:16,112
He can't wear that T-shirt
to the next game.

962
00:45:16,114 --> 00:45:19,048
We get bombed 8-3.
Thank you, Tony.

963
00:45:19,050 --> 00:45:21,250
Well, I didn't realize you had
solid evidence to back it up.

964
00:45:21,252 --> 00:45:24,253
Last year was
just unbelievable.

965
00:45:25,223 --> 00:45:27,123
We go out, plot strategy,

966
00:45:27,125 --> 00:45:28,925
have three or four
pitchers of beer.

967
00:45:28,927 --> 00:45:31,160
Really, really think
outside the lines.

968
00:45:31,162 --> 00:45:33,129
For the kids.

969
00:45:33,131 --> 00:45:34,964
So, by the end of the year,
we'd be

970
00:45:34,966 --> 00:45:36,733
sitting down at the end
of the bench,

971
00:45:36,735 --> 00:45:39,402
and we would not say...

972
00:45:41,172 --> 00:45:43,506
a word.

973
00:45:43,508 --> 00:45:45,808
I'm okay not talking
if that's what you want.

974
00:45:45,810 --> 00:45:47,510
Oh, hell no, Mike.
You and I don't know

975
00:45:47,512 --> 00:45:49,879
each other well enough
to not talk to each other.

976
00:45:50,982 --> 00:45:52,248
You talk to your wife?

977
00:45:57,355 --> 00:45:59,355
Yeah, not much lately.

978
00:45:59,357 --> 00:46:01,491
A cold front has
moved in the area,

979
00:46:01,493 --> 00:46:03,760
probably from Canada,
thank you very much.

980
00:46:03,762 --> 00:46:05,528
Well, the way you're thinking,

981
00:46:06,898 --> 00:46:08,364
maybe that's a good thing
to not talk.

982
00:46:08,366 --> 00:46:10,333
I don't know about you,
Mike, but...

983
00:46:11,770 --> 00:46:14,003
for me, not talking to a woman's

984
00:46:14,005 --> 00:46:16,172
a whole lot different than
not talking to a normal person.

985
00:46:16,174 --> 00:46:19,041
I can't believe she hasn't come
to a single game yet this year!

986
00:46:19,043 --> 00:46:20,343
Why hasn't she?

987
00:46:20,345 --> 00:46:22,345
I don't know.
She's busy all the time.

988
00:46:22,347 --> 00:46:24,413
I can't keep track
of where she goes.

989
00:46:24,415 --> 00:46:26,549
But...

990
00:46:26,551 --> 00:46:29,852
you gotta be supportive
of every whacked out notion
she comes up with.

991
00:46:29,854 --> 00:46:32,955
The group, the job,
the volunteer,

992
00:46:32,957 --> 00:46:35,458
community, multi-ethnic,
inner-city, non-denominational,

993
00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:37,260
blahdity-blah-blah...

994
00:46:39,063 --> 00:46:41,864
all of which, I respect.

995
00:46:47,839 --> 00:46:50,506
Time goes by
and here we are.

996
00:46:50,508 --> 00:46:53,042
Two guys eating
cookies in the rain.

997
00:46:56,548 --> 00:46:58,514
I haven't even met your wife.
I don't even know her name.

998
00:47:01,286 --> 00:47:02,985
-Barbara.
-Ha!

999
00:47:02,987 --> 00:47:04,320
[laughs]

1000
00:47:04,322 --> 00:47:08,157
That... That is unbelievable.

1001
00:47:08,159 --> 00:47:10,860
-What, what's unbelievable?
-We're eight games
into the season,

1002
00:47:10,862 --> 00:47:12,461
I haven't even met Babs.

1003
00:47:12,463 --> 00:47:14,096
Give me a break.
I tell you what!

1004
00:47:14,098 --> 00:47:17,133
What do you say you,
me, and Babs,

1005
00:47:17,135 --> 00:47:19,202
we go out for--
And I know you don't like beer.

1006
00:47:19,204 --> 00:47:21,537
You have your reasons.
This is not a criticism.

1007
00:47:23,908 --> 00:47:26,142
What about Babs?
What does she go for?

1008
00:47:26,144 --> 00:47:28,077
A little wine cooler?

1009
00:47:28,079 --> 00:47:29,912
That her flavor? Huh?

1010
00:47:29,914 --> 00:47:31,447
Is that the, the commissioner?

1011
00:47:31,449 --> 00:47:33,216
The guy with the thing
on his ankle?

1012
00:47:33,218 --> 00:47:34,283
Oh!

1013
00:47:38,590 --> 00:47:40,440
[Don]
All right, you guys.

1014
00:47:40,441 --> 00:47:42,291
Now we are riding
a six-game winning streak.

1015
00:47:42,293 --> 00:47:46,095
Today, there is no reason
not to make it seven.

1016
00:47:46,097 --> 00:47:47,363
Okay?

1017
00:47:47,365 --> 00:47:49,332
Go Pirates on three.
One, two, three.

1018
00:47:49,334 --> 00:47:52,401
[All]
Go Pirates!

1019
00:47:52,403 --> 00:47:54,670
[clapping]

1020
00:47:54,671 --> 00:47:56,938
[Don]
Here we go, Trusty Rusty.
What do you say, kid?

1021
00:47:56,941 --> 00:47:59,942
I like our chances here.
Let's find a way to contribute!

1022
00:48:01,279 --> 00:48:03,246
Say, Rusty kid.

1023
00:48:03,248 --> 00:48:05,147
[Don] Dead on.
That's what I'm talking about!

1024
00:48:05,149 --> 00:48:07,650
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

1025
00:48:07,652 --> 00:48:09,185
Come on, kid, pick 'em up,
put 'em down!

1026
00:48:09,187 --> 00:48:10,653
Pick 'em up, put 'em down!

1027
00:48:10,655 --> 00:48:12,154
Come on, blue!

1028
00:48:16,895 --> 00:48:18,060
[bat pings]

1029
00:48:18,062 --> 00:48:19,128
[cheering]

1030
00:48:24,202 --> 00:48:25,601
Oh! Run!

1031
00:48:25,603 --> 00:48:27,603
[Don]
Good hustle, Jimmy!

1032
00:48:27,605 --> 00:48:29,939
Attaboy! Yeah, attaboy.

1033
00:48:29,941 --> 00:48:31,307
Way to make something happen!

1034
00:48:32,243 --> 00:48:33,609
[Kids]
Come on, let's go, Jimmy.

1035
00:48:33,611 --> 00:48:34,677
Come on, Jimmy.

1036
00:48:36,281 --> 00:48:37,480
[bat pings]

1037
00:48:37,482 --> 00:48:38,614
[Eric's Dad]
Don't drop it, Eric.

1038
00:48:38,616 --> 00:48:40,516
Don't drop it, don't dro-- Oh!

1039
00:48:41,953 --> 00:48:43,319
Hey, I got great news, Eric.

1040
00:48:43,321 --> 00:48:45,955
There's still time to sign up
for girls' softball.

1041
00:48:45,957 --> 00:48:47,590
I'm sure your mother
would love that.

1042
00:48:47,592 --> 00:48:50,326
Hey, everybody, that's my son.
He dropped the ball.

1043
00:48:50,328 --> 00:48:51,694
Way to go, son.

1044
00:48:58,536 --> 00:49:01,437
[Announcer]
Stepping into the batter's box
for the Royals,

1045
00:49:01,439 --> 00:49:03,239
Bubba Glen.

1046
00:49:05,276 --> 00:49:06,342
[bat pings]

1047
00:49:08,146 --> 00:49:09,278
Strike three, you're out!

1048
00:49:10,315 --> 00:49:11,347
[bat pings]

1049
00:49:13,718 --> 00:49:14,951
[cheering]

1050
00:49:16,220 --> 00:49:17,486
Here we go, Pirates.

1051
00:49:20,291 --> 00:49:22,591
Come on! You got this!

1052
00:49:22,593 --> 00:49:24,393
[Don]
Be part of the solution, kid.

1053
00:49:24,395 --> 00:49:25,461
[bat pings]

1054
00:49:28,166 --> 00:49:29,365
Safe!

1055
00:49:32,003 --> 00:49:34,003
Damn it, don't let him go!

1056
00:49:34,005 --> 00:49:35,071
Safe!

1057
00:49:37,976 --> 00:49:40,276
[Don]
Hey, Ump, are high school
seniors allowed to play?

1058
00:49:42,413 --> 00:49:43,646
[bat pings]

1059
00:49:45,717 --> 00:49:48,617
[Don] Take it! Pick the ball up!
Come on, now!

1060
00:49:49,554 --> 00:49:50,619
Out!

1061
00:49:50,621 --> 00:49:53,222
Yeah! That's my son! Yeah!

1062
00:49:53,224 --> 00:49:55,257
-Yeah! Way to go, Timmy!
-[laughing]

1063
00:50:01,232 --> 00:50:02,565
Good job! Run!

1064
00:50:02,567 --> 00:50:04,000
Yeah!

1065
00:50:15,079 --> 00:50:16,112
Yeah!

1066
00:50:18,750 --> 00:50:20,349
Oh, what are you looking at?

1067
00:50:20,351 --> 00:50:21,517
For goodness sake.

1068
00:50:22,587 --> 00:50:24,587
[Don]
Attaboy, Timor. Attaboy.

1069
00:50:24,589 --> 00:50:25,621
[snickers]

1070
00:50:26,591 --> 00:50:28,190
¶ ¶

1071
00:50:29,727 --> 00:50:31,494
[Announcer]
Now pitching for the Royals,

1072
00:50:31,496 --> 00:50:32,728
Burt Shilling.

1073
00:50:36,567 --> 00:50:39,201
Hey, blue? One second.
Just one second.

1074
00:50:39,203 --> 00:50:41,203
How, uh...

1075
00:50:41,205 --> 00:50:42,705
How old would you say
the pitcher is?

1076
00:50:43,641 --> 00:50:44,673
[Umpire] Twelve.

1077
00:50:44,675 --> 00:50:46,242
Do you know he drove
to the game,

1078
00:50:46,244 --> 00:50:48,177
-and he hangs out
at the VFW, Ump?
-Let's play ball!

1079
00:50:48,179 --> 00:50:49,545
[stammers] Honest to God, blue,

1080
00:50:49,547 --> 00:50:51,247
someone should check
his birth certificate.

1081
00:50:51,249 --> 00:50:53,115
This is all
about the kids, blue.

1082
00:50:53,117 --> 00:50:54,550
It's not all about
the young adults!

1083
00:50:54,552 --> 00:50:56,285
[Michael]
He can't help his size.

1084
00:50:56,287 --> 00:50:57,486
All right, here we go,
Frankie kid.

1085
00:50:57,488 --> 00:50:59,155
Let's get a little
something going today.

1086
00:50:59,157 --> 00:51:00,656
[Michael]
Hey hey, attaboy.

1087
00:51:00,658 --> 00:51:02,458
That's my baseball player.

1088
00:51:02,460 --> 00:51:03,826
[sniffing]
You know what I smell?

1089
00:51:03,828 --> 00:51:06,128
A hit, Frankie. I smell a hit.

1090
00:51:06,130 --> 00:51:07,196
Here we go, kid.

1091
00:51:07,198 --> 00:51:08,697
Stay in. Stay in.

1092
00:51:11,569 --> 00:51:13,602
-Ball!
-Oh, Frankie! Frankie!

1093
00:51:13,604 --> 00:51:16,772
You're bailing.
I want you to plant it and turn.

1094
00:51:16,774 --> 00:51:18,774
Right now, you're acting like
you're a little scared.

1095
00:51:18,776 --> 00:51:20,609
And I know you're not
'cause it's Frankie Day.

1096
00:51:20,611 --> 00:51:22,411
He is not gonna hit you, kid.

1097
00:51:22,413 --> 00:51:23,746
Stay in there.
Listen to Coach Don.

1098
00:51:23,748 --> 00:51:26,348
He is not gonna hit you.
Here we go.

1099
00:51:31,389 --> 00:51:32,455
[smacks]

1100
00:51:32,457 --> 00:51:33,722
-[Umpire] Time!
-Oh!

1101
00:51:33,724 --> 00:51:36,192
Oh! Dear God.

1102
00:51:36,194 --> 00:51:38,594
[Umpire] You okay?
You all right, buddy?
Come on.

1103
00:51:38,596 --> 00:51:39,829
[Don]
All right, pal.

1104
00:51:39,831 --> 00:51:41,464
You okay, buddy?

1105
00:51:43,167 --> 00:51:44,400
[crowd applauding]

1106
00:51:45,570 --> 00:51:47,403
All right. Way to use your head.

1107
00:51:47,405 --> 00:51:49,472
Attaboy, attaboy.

1108
00:51:49,474 --> 00:51:51,457
Way to tough it out.

1109
00:51:51,458 --> 00:51:53,441
That slight ringing sensation
you have in your ear,

1110
00:51:53,444 --> 00:51:55,211
that's perfectly natural
right now.

1111
00:51:57,748 --> 00:51:59,281
Here's the situation.

1112
00:51:59,283 --> 00:52:02,885
I got one away.
You are my tying run, okay?

1113
00:52:02,887 --> 00:52:04,453
If that ball's in the ground,

1114
00:52:04,455 --> 00:52:06,288
I want you to hippity-hop
to the barbershop.

1115
00:52:06,290 --> 00:52:07,857
You understand? All right, good.

1116
00:52:07,859 --> 00:52:10,259
All right, Kahil.
Get that elbow up!

1117
00:52:10,261 --> 00:52:12,595
Frankie, one, two, three,
look at me.

1118
00:52:12,597 --> 00:52:14,196
What do we say?
We get what we get...

1119
00:52:14,198 --> 00:52:15,264
[Both]
and we don't fret.

1120
00:52:15,266 --> 00:52:17,066
That's right.
If you need to cry,

1121
00:52:17,067 --> 00:52:18,867
I want you to wait till the end
of the inning. You understand?

1122
00:52:18,870 --> 00:52:20,520
-Mm-hmm.
-All right, kid.

1123
00:52:20,521 --> 00:52:22,171
Gimme two steps.
One, two. There you go.

1124
00:52:22,907 --> 00:52:24,173
[Don]
Here we go!

1125
00:52:24,175 --> 00:52:25,241
¶ ¶

1126
00:52:26,410 --> 00:52:27,476
[bat pings]

1127
00:52:27,478 --> 00:52:28,611
[cheering]

1128
00:52:28,613 --> 00:52:29,812
Run, Frankie, run!

1129
00:52:29,814 --> 00:52:31,347
Don't watch the ball!
It's gonna drop!

1130
00:52:31,349 --> 00:52:33,249
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

1131
00:52:34,886 --> 00:52:36,785
-Oh, Frankie!
-Oh! Oh!

1132
00:52:36,787 --> 00:52:38,621
Frankie, get back!

1133
00:52:38,623 --> 00:52:40,523
C'mon! C'mon! C'mon! C'mon!
C'mon! C'mon! C'mon! Back!

1134
00:52:40,525 --> 00:52:42,491
Frankie, get back! Get back!
Get back! Get back!

1135
00:52:42,493 --> 00:52:44,860
Don't get doubled up!
Get down! Get down!

1136
00:52:44,862 --> 00:52:46,629
Get down! Get down!

1137
00:52:46,631 --> 00:52:47,663
[cheering]

1138
00:52:47,665 --> 00:52:48,731
-Ugh!
-[Umpire] Ball game!

1139
00:52:48,733 --> 00:52:50,299
Oh!

1140
00:52:52,370 --> 00:52:53,536
Gah!

1141
00:52:53,538 --> 00:52:54,703
[Michael]
Good game, everybody.

1142
00:52:57,909 --> 00:52:59,441
My fault.

1143
00:52:59,443 --> 00:53:00,576
Okay?

1144
00:53:00,578 --> 00:53:02,444
My fault.

1145
00:53:02,446 --> 00:53:03,579
Gah!

1146
00:53:06,284 --> 00:53:07,650
Line up. Shake hands.

1147
00:53:08,586 --> 00:53:09,852
Here we go.

1148
00:53:09,854 --> 00:53:11,554
Hey, quick question, Don.

1149
00:53:11,556 --> 00:53:13,656
Was that a physical error
or a mental error?

1150
00:53:13,658 --> 00:53:16,458
Well, I guess since you weren't
out on the field,
it couldn't be a physical error.

1151
00:53:16,460 --> 00:53:17,726
So it must have been a mental.

1152
00:53:17,728 --> 00:53:19,228
Shut up, Mike.

1153
00:53:19,230 --> 00:53:21,363
I exercised poor judgment
and I let down the team.

1154
00:53:21,365 --> 00:53:23,732
Oh, come on, it's our first loss
since opening day.

1155
00:53:23,734 --> 00:53:24,800
Everybody played great.

1156
00:53:24,802 --> 00:53:26,769
Except you.
You didn't even play!

1157
00:53:26,771 --> 00:53:28,604
What the hell is wrong with you?

1158
00:53:28,606 --> 00:53:30,673
I'm just trying to be a pal.
Cheer you up.

1159
00:53:30,675 --> 00:53:33,409
Well, stop it.

1160
00:53:33,411 --> 00:53:35,611
What kind of man are you,
losing doesn't bother you?

1161
00:53:35,613 --> 00:53:37,713
Tell me... Tell me something.

1162
00:53:39,850 --> 00:53:41,584
-Why are you here?
-What?

1163
00:53:41,586 --> 00:53:43,285
Making fun of me.

1164
00:53:43,287 --> 00:53:44,720
Making fun of the game
of baseball.

1165
00:53:44,722 --> 00:53:46,322
I am not making fun.

1166
00:53:46,324 --> 00:53:49,525
I, I am just--
I'm thrilled to be here.

1167
00:53:49,527 --> 00:53:50,759
To be a part of this.

1168
00:53:50,761 --> 00:53:52,761
I was the kid
who never got picked.

1169
00:53:52,763 --> 00:53:54,396
Ended up watching
from the sidelines.

1170
00:53:54,398 --> 00:53:56,365
I don't want Frankie to be
the kid who never gets picked.

1171
00:53:56,367 --> 00:53:58,267
That's why I'm here.

1172
00:53:58,269 --> 00:54:01,737
I hope this is a rich
and fulfilling experience,

1173
00:54:01,739 --> 00:54:02,838
for the both of you.

1174
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:05,741
You know,
you don't own baseball, Don.

1175
00:54:05,743 --> 00:54:07,910
Let me and my kid have
a little piece of it, okay?

1176
00:54:10,314 --> 00:54:12,381
¶ ¶

1177
00:54:24,362 --> 00:54:25,628
You seen the other shin guard?

1178
00:54:26,664 --> 00:54:27,997
God, I do everything
around here.

1179
00:54:28,933 --> 00:54:30,633
And not for nothing, but...

1180
00:54:30,635 --> 00:54:33,535
who else brought snacks
this year?

1181
00:54:33,537 --> 00:54:36,772
Answer. Nobody.

1182
00:54:36,774 --> 00:54:38,674
Well, I didn't know you were
bringing all the snacks.

1183
00:54:38,676 --> 00:54:40,409
Well, now you do.

1184
00:54:40,411 --> 00:54:43,679
Snacks are an integral part of
these kids' baseball experience.

1185
00:54:43,681 --> 00:54:45,514
Let me ask you something there,
Mike. How come...

1186
00:54:46,917 --> 00:54:49,785
you never bring snacks?

1187
00:54:49,787 --> 00:54:52,488
I mean, I accept that
you are damn sure

1188
00:54:52,490 --> 00:54:55,291
not gonna come up with
any brilliant game strategies,

1189
00:54:55,293 --> 00:54:58,727
but how about a little word
across the pillow to Babs

1190
00:54:58,729 --> 00:55:00,929
that just
the littlest contribution

1191
00:55:00,931 --> 00:55:03,999
-would be very
greatly appreciated.
-Her name's Barbara.

1192
00:55:04,001 --> 00:55:07,503
If she doesn't want to come
to a single game
all season, fine.

1193
00:55:07,505 --> 00:55:08,871
I don't judge someone's

1194
00:55:08,873 --> 00:55:11,440
lack of interest
in their own kid. But...

1195
00:55:11,442 --> 00:55:14,310
oh my goodness, at least
she could go to a grocery store,

1196
00:55:14,312 --> 00:55:15,711
and maybe pick up some crap

1197
00:55:15,713 --> 00:55:17,646
and show the kids
we really care.

1198
00:55:17,648 --> 00:55:19,315
My wife's dead, Don.

1199
00:55:19,317 --> 00:55:20,716
What?

1200
00:55:21,652 --> 00:55:23,719
Barbara, my wife.

1201
00:55:24,655 --> 00:55:25,788
She's dead.

1202
00:55:27,758 --> 00:55:30,359
What are you talking about?
When did this happen?

1203
00:55:30,361 --> 00:55:32,361
Oh, year ago.

1204
00:55:35,066 --> 00:55:36,732
Babs is dead,

1205
00:55:36,734 --> 00:55:39,335
and I didn't even
get to meet her.

1206
00:55:39,337 --> 00:55:42,037
[sighs]
I'll bring snacks
to the next game.

1207
00:55:42,039 --> 00:55:43,372
I didn't know I was supposed to.

1208
00:55:43,374 --> 00:55:44,973
Oh now, Jesus Christ, Mikey!

1209
00:55:44,975 --> 00:55:46,842
And don't call me Mikey!

1210
00:55:46,844 --> 00:55:47,910
Or Mike.

1211
00:55:47,912 --> 00:55:49,411
My name's Michael.

1212
00:55:49,413 --> 00:55:50,679
All right?
Is that too much to ask?

1213
00:55:50,681 --> 00:55:52,381
Well, why couldn't you
tell me about your wife?

1214
00:55:52,383 --> 00:55:53,849
'Cause I didn't wanna
tell you about my wife!

1215
00:55:53,851 --> 00:55:55,384
I just wanted to be
the assistant coach!

1216
00:55:55,386 --> 00:55:57,920
Oh, I see.
So, I can just ramble on,

1217
00:55:57,922 --> 00:55:59,922
like some kind of
five-star asshole

1218
00:55:59,924 --> 00:56:01,874
about how she should
bring snacks,

1219
00:56:01,875 --> 00:56:03,825
and maybe we should, we should
go out for wine coolers.

1220
00:56:03,828 --> 00:56:05,060
It's okay.

1221
00:56:05,062 --> 00:56:07,429
Yeah, it's okay for you!
I feel like a jerk!

1222
00:56:07,431 --> 00:56:08,964
Listen, Mike, Mikey...

1223
00:56:10,134 --> 00:56:12,067
Michael!

1224
00:56:12,068 --> 00:56:14,001
If you keep it all bottled up
in this ball of stress,

1225
00:56:14,004 --> 00:56:16,638
it is going to build
and it is going to build,

1226
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:17,873
-and then one day...
-[roof clatters]

1227
00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:19,508
...it's going to explode,

1228
00:56:19,510 --> 00:56:21,477
and it will kill you.

1229
00:56:21,479 --> 00:56:22,578
That's none of my business.

1230
00:56:22,580 --> 00:56:24,880
I don't judge.
The real question is,

1231
00:56:24,882 --> 00:56:28,450
how am I supposed to know
who the guy is sitting
next to me on the bench?

1232
00:56:28,452 --> 00:56:31,887
-I told you.
-It only took you eight games.

1233
00:56:31,889 --> 00:56:34,890
About the only time
I don't think about her
is when I'm here.

1234
00:56:36,660 --> 00:56:38,093
And I'm tired, Don.

1235
00:56:39,497 --> 00:56:40,562
I need a break.

1236
00:56:47,772 --> 00:56:49,004
Where's Frank's father?

1237
00:56:49,006 --> 00:56:50,439
[Michael] Nepal.

1238
00:56:51,475 --> 00:56:53,041
Nepal? The--

1239
00:56:53,978 --> 00:56:55,077
The one in Nepal?

1240
00:56:55,079 --> 00:56:56,645
That's the one.

1241
00:56:56,647 --> 00:56:58,147
Been on a pilgrimage
for seven years.

1242
00:56:58,149 --> 00:57:01,016
[laughing] Man...

1243
00:57:01,018 --> 00:57:02,718
I'd like to go on
a damn pilgrimage.

1244
00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:04,787
Where do I sign up
for my pilgrimage?

1245
00:57:04,789 --> 00:57:07,156
So, I'm Frankie's dad.

1246
00:57:09,994 --> 00:57:11,460
Well, that's good.

1247
00:57:11,462 --> 00:57:13,729
-He's a smart kid.
-[stammers]

1248
00:57:13,731 --> 00:57:15,130
Why do you say that though?

1249
00:57:15,132 --> 00:57:17,466
I mean, he's never picked up
a drill on the first try.

1250
00:57:17,468 --> 00:57:19,735
He doesn't even know
what a cutoff man is. Still.

1251
00:57:19,737 --> 00:57:22,204
I, I don't know.

1252
00:57:22,206 --> 00:57:24,773
Maybe it's the glasses
or the way he always
walks around.

1253
00:57:24,775 --> 00:57:26,809
I, I, I don't know.
He just seems like a smart--

1254
00:57:26,811 --> 00:57:29,711
Wh-- wh-- why is everything
such a big mystery with you?

1255
00:57:29,713 --> 00:57:31,814
Your dead wife.
Your kid's father.

1256
00:57:31,816 --> 00:57:32,948
Your real Indian name.

1257
00:57:32,950 --> 00:57:35,451
-Where is Frankie?
-Just...

1258
00:57:37,788 --> 00:57:39,154
Oh, he's already in the car.

1259
00:57:48,699 --> 00:57:50,599
¶ ¶

1260
00:57:51,635 --> 00:57:53,602
You can do this, Jimmy.

1261
00:58:05,649 --> 00:58:08,183
Attaboy! Here we go!

1262
00:58:08,185 --> 00:58:09,818
Complete game, Jimmy.
Complete game.

1263
00:58:09,820 --> 00:58:10,919
What do you say, kid?

1264
00:58:14,091 --> 00:58:15,157
[Umpire]
Strike!

1265
00:58:15,159 --> 00:58:17,192
Got your back, Jimmy!

1266
00:58:21,765 --> 00:58:23,131
[cheering]

1267
00:58:25,236 --> 00:58:26,502
[Umpire]
He's out!

1268
00:58:26,504 --> 00:58:28,170
[boys cheering]

1269
00:58:32,910 --> 00:58:34,009
Got it!

1270
00:58:34,011 --> 00:58:35,077
He gone!

1271
00:58:35,079 --> 00:58:36,545
[Kid]
Tito!

1272
00:58:36,547 --> 00:58:38,146
[Don]
Attaboy!

1273
00:58:38,148 --> 00:58:40,115
Come on, Tito. Come on, Tito.
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon.

1274
00:58:41,051 --> 00:58:43,785
[Michael]
Oh! Stay down, stay down.

1275
00:58:43,787 --> 00:58:46,688
[Michael]
Nice hustle! Come on,
you kidding?

1276
00:58:46,690 --> 00:58:48,223
[Don]
Way to hustle, kid!

1277
00:58:48,225 --> 00:58:49,625
[Michael]
Come on, Eric!

1278
00:58:49,627 --> 00:58:50,692
[Don]
Come on, Eric kid!

1279
00:58:52,930 --> 00:58:54,029
-[bat pings]
-[Don] Attaboy!

1280
00:58:54,031 --> 00:58:56,231
-[Michael] Nice hit!
-[Man] Woo!

1281
00:58:56,233 --> 00:58:58,567
-[Don] Go, get there, get there!
-[Michael] Run it out!

1282
00:58:58,569 --> 00:58:59,868
[indistinct yelling]

1283
00:58:59,870 --> 00:59:01,003
[Michael]
You got it, you got it!

1284
00:59:01,005 --> 00:59:03,105
[Don]
Attaboy! Attaboy! Attaboy!

1285
00:59:04,041 --> 00:59:05,674
-[Don] Attaboy!
-[Michael] Woo!

1286
00:59:05,676 --> 00:59:07,843
[Pirates shouting, cheering]

1287
00:59:14,251 --> 00:59:16,652
¶ ¶

1288
00:59:16,654 --> 00:59:17,853
[Boy]
Come on, Jimmy!

1289
00:59:20,024 --> 00:59:21,957
-Strike!
-Attaboy!

1290
00:59:21,959 --> 00:59:23,992
Attaboy, Jimmy.
You're pitching a gem here.

1291
00:59:23,994 --> 00:59:26,094
You never looked better.
You're throwing aspirin.

1292
00:59:26,096 --> 00:59:27,629
It's blue smoke out there, baby.

1293
00:59:29,300 --> 00:59:30,766
Strike two!

1294
00:59:30,768 --> 00:59:32,200
[Don] Oh my goodness gracious.

1295
00:59:32,202 --> 00:59:34,570
Jimmy's just
an unbelievable talent.

1296
00:59:34,572 --> 00:59:36,104
I've never been
prouder of you, Jimmy.

1297
00:59:36,106 --> 00:59:37,639
You have never looked better!

1298
00:59:37,641 --> 00:59:38,941
Come on, son, here we go!

1299
00:59:38,943 --> 00:59:40,275
Shut 'er down!

1300
00:59:40,277 --> 00:59:41,877
[Boy]
You strike him out, Jimmy!

1301
00:59:44,315 --> 00:59:45,747
-Got him!
-[laughing, cheering]

1302
00:59:47,017 --> 00:59:48,717
[Don]
Way to go, Pirates.

1303
00:59:48,719 --> 00:59:50,686
Great win.

1304
00:59:50,688 --> 00:59:52,955
Bring it in, fellas.
Bring it in, fellas.

1305
00:59:52,957 --> 00:59:55,657
[cheering]

1306
00:59:55,659 --> 00:59:57,359
[Don]
Go Pirates on three.
One, two, three.

1307
00:59:57,361 --> 00:59:59,895
Go Pirates!

1308
00:59:59,897 --> 01:00:00,929
Yeah!

1309
01:00:00,931 --> 01:00:02,264
All right, line up
and shake hands!

1310
01:00:06,103 --> 01:00:07,903
¶ ¶

1311
01:00:16,313 --> 01:00:17,346
Hey, buddy.

1312
01:00:20,250 --> 01:00:21,683
What's on your mind?

1313
01:00:22,953 --> 01:00:24,119
Well...

1314
01:00:26,390 --> 01:00:28,173
I was thinking.

1315
01:00:28,174 --> 01:00:29,957
There's only maybe
three kids on our team

1316
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:31,693
who can make it
to the Majors someday.

1317
01:00:33,263 --> 01:00:34,997
Jimmy,

1318
01:00:34,999 --> 01:00:36,365
Eric,

1319
01:00:36,367 --> 01:00:37,933
and Timor.

1320
01:00:40,804 --> 01:00:43,038
You-- You think
I'll ever get a hit?

1321
01:00:45,275 --> 01:00:47,809
All I know is
you get better every day, Champ.

1322
01:00:49,179 --> 01:00:50,212
Yeah?

1323
01:00:51,982 --> 01:00:53,148
Wanna play some catch?

1324
01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:54,783
-Sure.
-Here.

1325
01:00:54,785 --> 01:00:55,817
Let's practice.

1326
01:01:01,392 --> 01:01:02,958
[chuckling]

1327
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:04,026
Here you go.

1328
01:01:06,030 --> 01:01:07,095
Boom!

1329
01:01:08,232 --> 01:01:09,297
Nice.

1330
01:01:13,003 --> 01:01:14,670
-[ball smacks glove]
-Whoa, did you hear that?

1331
01:01:14,672 --> 01:01:16,905
-Yeah, it was like a...
-Pepper.

1332
01:01:18,308 --> 01:01:19,374
I see.

1333
01:01:19,376 --> 01:01:20,942
Try this guy on for size.

1334
01:01:20,944 --> 01:01:22,811
Oop! Well.

1335
01:01:22,813 --> 01:01:25,347
That was a tricky bounce,
but try to get your glove

1336
01:01:25,349 --> 01:01:27,015
all the way down
on those ground balls, Frank.

1337
01:01:27,017 --> 01:01:28,784
-Okay?
-Got it.

1338
01:01:28,786 --> 01:01:30,318
Throw home!

1339
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:31,920
Oh!

1340
01:01:31,922 --> 01:01:32,988
Aah!

1341
01:01:32,990 --> 01:01:34,189
Out!

1342
01:01:50,140 --> 01:01:51,273
I'm really sorry, Dad.

1343
01:01:53,377 --> 01:01:54,810
Lookit, uh...

1344
01:01:56,447 --> 01:01:57,979
I'm not gonna put
any pressure on you.

1345
01:01:59,383 --> 01:02:03,051
But before you open that door,
I just want you to think.

1346
01:02:03,053 --> 01:02:05,487
I want you to go ahead
and think about all the things

1347
01:02:05,489 --> 01:02:07,422
that I've told you.

1348
01:02:09,426 --> 01:02:11,827
This is for the rest
of your life.

1349
01:02:14,131 --> 01:02:15,997
Pick me up at 7:30?

1350
01:02:18,736 --> 01:02:19,768
Yeah.

1351
01:02:32,015 --> 01:02:33,482
[sighs]

1352
01:02:33,484 --> 01:02:35,016
[Michael]
Nice work, nice work.

1353
01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:37,986
Woo!

1354
01:02:37,988 --> 01:02:39,020
Good catch, good catch!

1355
01:02:39,957 --> 01:02:40,989
Woo!

1356
01:02:42,259 --> 01:02:44,226
Well, hello, Coach Don.

1357
01:02:44,228 --> 01:02:45,427
About to give up on you.

1358
01:02:45,429 --> 01:02:47,763
My one rule on tardiness.

1359
01:02:47,765 --> 01:02:49,531
Everyone can be late once.

1360
01:02:51,168 --> 01:02:52,968
[whistle trills]

1361
01:02:59,143 --> 01:03:00,342
All right, fellas, today...

1362
01:03:02,045 --> 01:03:04,379
Today we're gonna give more
of you guys a chance to pitch.

1363
01:03:04,381 --> 01:03:05,947
How does that sound?

1364
01:03:05,949 --> 01:03:07,282
[Boys]
Yeah!

1365
01:03:08,285 --> 01:03:10,252
Where's Jimmy?

1366
01:03:10,254 --> 01:03:12,053
Jimmy won't be with us anymore.

1367
01:03:12,055 --> 01:03:13,155
[stammers]

1368
01:03:14,391 --> 01:03:16,424
-Is he okay?
-Some, uh...

1369
01:03:18,295 --> 01:03:21,263
Some of you have heard
the rumors at school. Sadly...

1370
01:03:22,299 --> 01:03:23,498
they're all true.

1371
01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:25,100
My Jimmy has...

1372
01:03:25,102 --> 01:03:27,068
gone and gotten himself
a part in Brigadoon.

1373
01:03:27,070 --> 01:03:29,371
Apparently, he feels his skills
are best used in service

1374
01:03:29,373 --> 01:03:31,373
to the American musical theater.

1375
01:03:31,375 --> 01:03:33,392
Now,

1376
01:03:33,393 --> 01:03:35,410
there is a proud tradition
in baseball...

1377
01:03:36,947 --> 01:03:38,880
of rising above tragedy.

1378
01:03:38,882 --> 01:03:41,583
Which is just exactly what
I wanna see you guys do.

1379
01:03:41,585 --> 01:03:43,518
And let's go out
and win another championship.

1380
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:46,087
-What do you say? Let's go
loosen up those arms! Come on!
-[Kids] Yeah!

1381
01:03:46,089 --> 01:03:47,823
Lemme see who wants to pitch!

1382
01:03:47,825 --> 01:03:50,992
[siren wailing]

1383
01:04:00,904 --> 01:04:02,404
Great.

1384
01:04:04,241 --> 01:04:06,875
-Got you! Didn't I?
-Oh! Geez Louise!

1385
01:04:06,877 --> 01:04:09,845
Bullshit! I knew it was you,
Tony! Come on.

1386
01:04:09,847 --> 01:04:11,947
Don't arrest me, Officer!
I didn't do anything wrong!

1387
01:04:11,949 --> 01:04:14,482
Yeah, right, I am so sure.

1388
01:04:14,484 --> 01:04:16,117
What's happening?
What, do you have a date?

1389
01:04:16,119 --> 01:04:17,152
No, I...

1390
01:04:18,455 --> 01:04:19,621
I have to go to Parents' Night.

1391
01:04:19,623 --> 01:04:21,056
Pfft! Loser.

1392
01:04:21,992 --> 01:04:24,793
Doesn't Linda do that?

1393
01:04:24,794 --> 01:04:27,595
Well, she has the flu.
Or... she says she has the flu.

1394
01:04:27,598 --> 01:04:29,364
So, she's at home
while you're off to school?

1395
01:04:30,300 --> 01:04:31,466
Yes.

1396
01:04:31,468 --> 01:04:33,335
-Just doesn't seem right.
-Tell me about it.

1397
01:04:34,271 --> 01:04:36,171
Hey, uh...

1398
01:04:36,173 --> 01:04:37,472
You wanna grab a beer later?

1399
01:04:37,474 --> 01:04:40,041
-[sighs] I gotta work, pal.
-Ah...

1400
01:04:40,978 --> 01:04:42,143
-See you around.
-All right.

1401
01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:44,312
Fair enough.

1402
01:04:44,314 --> 01:04:45,447
[starts engine]

1403
01:05:00,197 --> 01:05:01,229
[sighs]

1404
01:05:01,231 --> 01:05:02,264
You okay, Coach?

1405
01:05:03,967 --> 01:05:06,101
Oh. Yeah, I, I just...

1406
01:05:06,103 --> 01:05:08,270
Yeah, you look like you
don't wanna go to school.

1407
01:05:08,272 --> 01:05:10,472
[chuckling]

1408
01:05:10,474 --> 01:05:13,074
Ten-minute classes
and I still get bored.

1409
01:05:14,444 --> 01:05:17,078
I was just wondering if you
were gonna keep coaching.

1410
01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:19,180
What do you mean,
because of Jimmy?

1411
01:05:21,652 --> 01:05:22,684
Sure.

1412
01:05:24,054 --> 01:05:25,420
I can't let my guys down, right?

1413
01:05:27,491 --> 01:05:28,590
That's great.

1414
01:05:30,227 --> 01:05:34,229
Because you're doing
a wonderful job with these kids.

1415
01:05:35,399 --> 01:05:36,998
Thank you.

1416
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:38,533
Now, lemme tell you
something about your Timmy.

1417
01:05:38,535 --> 01:05:40,268
That's a pretty special kid.

1418
01:05:41,371 --> 01:05:42,404
Honest.

1419
01:05:45,208 --> 01:05:46,074
I guarantee you...

1420
01:05:46,075 --> 01:05:46,941
he is gonna get a hit
one of these games.

1421
01:05:46,944 --> 01:05:48,343
I guarantee you.

1422
01:05:49,646 --> 01:05:53,315
[sighs] Well, maybe we'll
have some classes together.

1423
01:05:53,317 --> 01:05:56,351
¶ ¶

1424
01:06:01,458 --> 01:06:02,524
What?

1425
01:06:05,395 --> 01:06:08,530
Oh my God.

1426
01:06:11,068 --> 01:06:13,468
What was that?

1427
01:06:14,504 --> 01:06:16,638
[cheering]

1428
01:06:21,211 --> 01:06:22,711
What do you say, Timmy Tim?

1429
01:06:22,713 --> 01:06:26,514
Tic-tack-toe! Timmy's my guy!
We say Timmy! Here we go, kid!

1430
01:06:28,318 --> 01:06:30,235
-Ball!
-Nothing but strikes, Timmy!

1431
01:06:30,236 --> 01:06:32,153
Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy,
Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timski!

1432
01:06:32,155 --> 01:06:33,188
Here we go!

1433
01:06:34,358 --> 01:06:36,391
You're really on the Timmy
bandwagon today.

1434
01:06:36,393 --> 01:06:38,760
Little thing called
quid pro quo.

1435
01:06:38,762 --> 01:06:40,028
What's that?

1436
01:06:40,030 --> 01:06:41,629
[Don]
Me and Mrs. Timmy.

1437
01:06:41,631 --> 01:06:43,365
Parents' Night.

1438
01:06:43,367 --> 01:06:44,699
My wife had the flu,

1439
01:06:44,701 --> 01:06:46,551
and Mr. Timmy is...

1440
01:06:46,552 --> 01:06:48,402
Living in the city
with a yoga instructor. Yeah.

1441
01:06:49,639 --> 01:06:51,589
Right.

1442
01:06:51,590 --> 01:06:53,540
So, we went ahead
and hunkered down in her Subaru,

1443
01:06:53,543 --> 01:06:55,643
in the very darkest part
of the parking lot.

1444
01:06:55,645 --> 01:06:57,479
Here we go, Timmy kid!
What do you say?

1445
01:06:58,415 --> 01:06:59,447
[Umpire]
Ball two!

1446
01:06:59,449 --> 01:07:00,582
So, what happened?

1447
01:07:00,584 --> 01:07:02,117
What do you think happened?

1448
01:07:03,186 --> 01:07:04,419
Don, you're married.

1449
01:07:04,421 --> 01:07:06,054
Your point is...?

1450
01:07:06,056 --> 01:07:07,288
You shouldn't be
doing that stuff.

1451
01:07:07,290 --> 01:07:08,456
What, you think
I don't know that?

1452
01:07:08,458 --> 01:07:10,258
I'm only human,
and so is Mrs. Timmy.

1453
01:07:10,260 --> 01:07:11,659
You know,
I can't help but think

1454
01:07:11,661 --> 01:07:14,229
that if my wife took
better care of herself,

1455
01:07:14,231 --> 01:07:15,764
she wouldn't have
gotten the flu,

1456
01:07:15,766 --> 01:07:18,366
and she wouldn't have put me in
that position with Mrs. Timmy.

1457
01:07:18,368 --> 01:07:19,401
Ball four!

1458
01:07:19,403 --> 01:07:21,636
Hey, blue, timeout! [whistles]

1459
01:07:26,710 --> 01:07:27,776
[humming]

1460
01:07:30,447 --> 01:07:31,479
[mouths]

1461
01:07:35,318 --> 01:07:36,718
You could totally
take me out, Coach.

1462
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:38,787
I'm not gonna do that,
Timmy, and I'll tell you why.

1463
01:07:38,789 --> 01:07:41,322
'Cause I know for a fact,
if you bear down right now,

1464
01:07:41,324 --> 01:07:43,291
you can get us
out of this inning.

1465
01:07:43,293 --> 01:07:45,226
And I'm never wrong
about that stuff.

1466
01:07:45,228 --> 01:07:47,228
Now, you are a madman.
You are a beast.

1467
01:07:47,230 --> 01:07:48,530
-Who's the beast inside you?
-Lewis.

1468
01:07:48,532 --> 01:07:50,665
Lewis. Hey, Lewis,
tell me you're a beast.

1469
01:07:50,667 --> 01:07:52,600
-I'm a beast. A beast.
-You're a beast. You're a beast.

1470
01:07:52,602 --> 01:07:53,835
-I'm a beast. I'm a beast!
-Beast!

1471
01:07:53,837 --> 01:07:55,336
-You're gonna pitch
like a beast!
-Yeah!

1472
01:07:55,338 --> 01:07:56,771
You're a beast! Go get them!
Come on, Lewis!

1473
01:07:59,342 --> 01:08:00,642
[Don]
All right, come on, Timbo!

1474
01:08:00,644 --> 01:08:03,211
What do you say, kid?
Just throw to the mitt.

1475
01:08:03,213 --> 01:08:04,479
Let your teammates do the work.

1476
01:08:04,481 --> 01:08:06,347
Here we go, kid, all about you!

1477
01:08:06,349 --> 01:08:08,116
How, uh...

1478
01:08:08,118 --> 01:08:10,452
How'd you know
Mr. Timmy lives in the city?

1479
01:08:11,555 --> 01:08:12,821
She told me.

1480
01:08:12,823 --> 01:08:14,272
She hangs out.

1481
01:08:14,273 --> 01:08:15,722
Helps me put equipment
in the car sometimes.

1482
01:08:15,725 --> 01:08:19,360
[Don]
Well, you are in sweet shape,
my friend.

1483
01:08:19,362 --> 01:08:20,795
You got a desperate divorcée,

1484
01:08:20,797 --> 01:08:22,530
hanging on by a thread,

1485
01:08:22,532 --> 01:08:24,499
and a dead wife?

1486
01:08:24,501 --> 01:08:26,201
Which is just

1487
01:08:26,203 --> 01:08:27,669
money in the bank.

1488
01:08:27,671 --> 01:08:31,506
You are living my dream.
You are.

1489
01:08:32,642 --> 01:08:34,375
You really are.

1490
01:08:34,377 --> 01:08:37,145
All right, you guys!
Show some character!

1491
01:08:37,147 --> 01:08:38,880
Life's about character!
Here we go!

1492
01:08:43,620 --> 01:08:44,853
[cheering]

1493
01:08:46,656 --> 01:08:47,689
Strike!

1494
01:08:50,360 --> 01:08:52,427
[jackhammer rattling]

1495
01:08:56,633 --> 01:08:58,566
[phone ringing]

1496
01:09:00,137 --> 01:09:01,736
-[beeps]
-Hi, Roger.

1497
01:09:01,738 --> 01:09:03,171
[Roger]
Michael, from now on,

1498
01:09:03,173 --> 01:09:04,606
you need to tell me
if you're leaving early.

1499
01:09:06,576 --> 01:09:09,377
I did. I told you I had
baseball practice

1500
01:09:09,379 --> 01:09:13,214
and that I'd be coming in
early in the morning
to make up the time.

1501
01:09:13,216 --> 01:09:14,582
[Roger]
I got a lot on my plate,
buddy boy.

1502
01:09:14,584 --> 01:09:15,917
You need to make it
crystal clear.

1503
01:09:16,853 --> 01:09:18,386
I understand.

1504
01:09:18,388 --> 01:09:21,556
I'll, uh, I'll send a memo
next time, okay? Bye.

1505
01:09:21,558 --> 01:09:22,657
Asshole!

1506
01:09:23,627 --> 01:09:25,894
Michael?

1507
01:09:25,895 --> 01:09:28,162
Hi, Roger. Sorry, this guy
just cut me off. Asshole!

1508
01:09:28,165 --> 01:09:29,664
-Yeah, you!
-[honks horn]

1509
01:09:29,666 --> 01:09:30,932
Ugh!

1510
01:09:30,934 --> 01:09:33,601
Uh, anything else
I can help you with?

1511
01:09:33,603 --> 01:09:35,803
-We'll talk in the morning.
-Okay!

1512
01:09:35,805 --> 01:09:37,505
-Bye!
-[beeps]

1513
01:09:40,443 --> 01:09:41,876
No, sorry. I'm... Sorry.

1514
01:09:43,480 --> 01:09:45,747
[Don]
I am so proud of you guys.

1515
01:09:45,749 --> 01:09:47,382
Granted,

1516
01:09:47,384 --> 01:09:50,718
you're not the most talented
players I've ever seen.

1517
01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:51,920
You drop fly balls.

1518
01:09:51,922 --> 01:09:53,588
You throw wild. You strike out.

1519
01:09:53,590 --> 01:09:56,558
And I don't recall seeing
a team at any level that cries

1520
01:09:56,560 --> 01:09:57,659
as much as you do.

1521
01:09:57,661 --> 01:10:00,528
But... you played
your hearts out,

1522
01:10:01,531 --> 01:10:02,864
and you made the playoffs.

1523
01:10:02,866 --> 01:10:04,766
-Nice going.
-Yeah.

1524
01:10:04,768 --> 01:10:06,467
Every team makes
the playoffs though, right?

1525
01:10:06,469 --> 01:10:08,770
Technically, that's true,
Michael,

1526
01:10:08,772 --> 01:10:11,773
but let's not detract
from what these young men
have accomplished.

1527
01:10:11,775 --> 01:10:13,708
Incidentally,
you're in violation of our

1528
01:10:13,710 --> 01:10:16,244
first rule about
getting here on time.

1529
01:10:16,246 --> 01:10:18,313
-I let you know
24 hours in advance--
-No, you didn't,

1530
01:10:18,315 --> 01:10:21,249
but we'll take that up at our
coaches' meeting after practice.

1531
01:10:21,251 --> 01:10:23,885
Now, how do we succeed

1532
01:10:23,887 --> 01:10:25,620
in the playoffs? Answer.

1533
01:10:26,823 --> 01:10:28,890
By winning games.
And how do we win games?

1534
01:10:28,892 --> 01:10:32,927
Answer. By scoring more runs
than the other team.

1535
01:10:32,929 --> 01:10:35,230
Which is why we are instituting

1536
01:10:35,232 --> 01:10:37,832
a new and exciting strategy,

1537
01:10:37,834 --> 01:10:40,235
for the playoffs.

1538
01:10:40,237 --> 01:10:41,469
Pirates, bring it in.

1539
01:10:43,773 --> 01:10:45,540
This strategy is so secret,

1540
01:10:45,542 --> 01:10:47,642
I don't even want you to
tell your parents about it.

1541
01:10:47,644 --> 01:10:48,910
Can you be trusted?

1542
01:10:48,912 --> 01:10:50,912
[kids murmuring] Yes, sir.

1543
01:10:50,914 --> 01:10:52,247
As you were.

1544
01:10:52,249 --> 01:10:53,681
¶ ¶

1545
01:10:58,455 --> 01:10:59,954
This...

1546
01:10:59,956 --> 01:11:02,423
is our new signal.

1547
01:11:02,425 --> 01:11:05,693
As soon as you get on base,
you look at me.

1548
01:11:05,695 --> 01:11:08,429
If you see that my hat
is turned around like this,

1549
01:11:08,431 --> 01:11:10,265
when you get to the next base,

1550
01:11:10,267 --> 01:11:15,270
you slide and pretend
that you injured your leg.

1551
01:11:15,272 --> 01:11:17,872
Hold onto it. Yell.

1552
01:11:17,874 --> 01:11:20,608
Squirt a few tears.
That shouldn't be a stretch
for most of you.

1553
01:11:20,610 --> 01:11:23,444
And why do I want you
to do this?

1554
01:11:24,381 --> 01:11:26,014
So that I can take you out,

1555
01:11:26,016 --> 01:11:27,649
and put a faster runner in,

1556
01:11:27,651 --> 01:11:29,484
and maybe score a run

1557
01:11:29,486 --> 01:11:32,020
that we wouldn't
have gotten otherwise.

1558
01:11:32,022 --> 01:11:36,791
This is a very special strategy,

1559
01:11:36,793 --> 01:11:38,693
for our slower runners.

1560
01:11:38,695 --> 01:11:41,362
Rusty, you would be
a top candidate.

1561
01:11:41,364 --> 01:11:43,364
And if lightning should strike,

1562
01:11:43,366 --> 01:11:45,633
and Frankie, you happen
to find yourself on base,

1563
01:11:45,635 --> 01:11:47,535
I want you to go ahead
and clean your glasses off

1564
01:11:47,537 --> 01:11:48,936
and take a look at my hat.

1565
01:11:48,938 --> 01:11:51,439
This isn't a strategy.
This is cheating.

1566
01:11:51,441 --> 01:11:54,075
I have no problem if you stopped
talking right now, Michael.

1567
01:11:54,077 --> 01:11:57,011
[Michael] If we can't find
a way to win fair and square,
I, for one, would rather lose.

1568
01:11:57,013 --> 01:12:00,548
You cannot stand in front of
people in their formative years,

1569
01:12:00,550 --> 01:12:02,817
and say that you would,
"rather lose."

1570
01:12:02,819 --> 01:12:04,652
-I would rather lose than cheat.
-Oh, please don't,

1571
01:12:04,654 --> 01:12:07,388
please don't waste our time
quoting from the handbook
of curling.

1572
01:12:07,390 --> 01:12:09,357
This is baseball.

1573
01:12:09,359 --> 01:12:10,491
This is wrong.

1574
01:12:11,461 --> 01:12:12,560
One, two, three, look at me.

1575
01:12:14,331 --> 01:12:16,631
All right, Pirates.
We're gonna start the practice

1576
01:12:16,633 --> 01:12:20,335
by taking a nice long lap
around the field.

1577
01:12:20,337 --> 01:12:21,703
I have decided to move up

1578
01:12:21,705 --> 01:12:23,771
our coaches' meeting
to a little earlier.

1579
01:12:23,773 --> 01:12:24,839
Here we go. Let's go.

1580
01:12:26,109 --> 01:12:27,642
[whistle] Hustle!

1581
01:12:31,348 --> 01:12:33,614
We lost our best player.

1582
01:12:33,616 --> 01:12:36,684
I feel responsible
that it's my kid,

1583
01:12:36,686 --> 01:12:39,754
who's putting on makeup
and prancing around in tights,

1584
01:12:39,756 --> 01:12:43,024
instead of whiffing guys
with his fastball.

1585
01:12:43,026 --> 01:12:44,759
I'm trying to make up
for that loss.

1586
01:12:44,761 --> 01:12:46,711
Just let 'em play.

1587
01:12:46,712 --> 01:12:48,662
-You ever read
the rulebook, Michael?
-No.

1588
01:12:48,665 --> 01:12:51,583
Well, let me tell you something.

1589
01:12:51,584 --> 01:12:54,502
My strategy is fully sanctioned
by the Ripken rulebook.

1590
01:12:54,504 --> 01:12:57,772
An injured baserunner
may be replaced--

1591
01:12:57,774 --> 01:12:59,674
But they're not
actually injured!

1592
01:12:59,676 --> 01:13:01,576
-They're acting injured!
-Acting?

1593
01:13:01,578 --> 01:13:02,643
¶ ¶

1594
01:13:02,645 --> 01:13:03,911
Is that a shot at my Jimmy?

1595
01:13:03,913 --> 01:13:06,414
What? No! No,
it's a shot at you!

1596
01:13:06,416 --> 01:13:07,648
For being so obsessed
with winning

1597
01:13:07,650 --> 01:13:09,083
that you're gonna teach
these kids to cheat.

1598
01:13:09,085 --> 01:13:10,518
I'm warning you.

1599
01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:12,520
You have been no help all year.

1600
01:13:12,522 --> 01:13:15,123
I have done everything.

1601
01:13:15,125 --> 01:13:17,058
Snacks, schedules, fungoes.

1602
01:13:17,060 --> 01:13:19,093
Oh! You're still mad
about the headlight!

1603
01:13:19,095 --> 01:13:22,029
The only reason you offered
to pay for my headlight

1604
01:13:22,031 --> 01:13:24,932
was to show that
you were the guy with
the high dollar value

1605
01:13:24,934 --> 01:13:27,835
-and I was the jerk with a van!
-That is so wrong.

1606
01:13:27,837 --> 01:13:30,371
Always on the phone,

1607
01:13:30,372 --> 01:13:32,906
making calls that are so much
more important than the kids.

1608
01:13:32,909 --> 01:13:34,976
I, I talk on the phone to Roger,

1609
01:13:34,978 --> 01:13:38,146
my boss, who's 24,
loves to boss me around.

1610
01:13:38,148 --> 01:13:39,714
I used to have an okay job,

1611
01:13:39,716 --> 01:13:42,016
before they busted me down
for missing too much work.

1612
01:13:42,018 --> 01:13:44,919
Tardy? Stuck in that
unbelievable traffic?

1613
01:13:44,921 --> 01:13:47,054
I missed a lot of days
when my wife was sick.

1614
01:13:47,056 --> 01:13:50,792
Oh, you just cannot wait to play
that trump card, can you?

1615
01:13:50,794 --> 01:13:52,894
The reason why I was late today
was 'cause I had to make sure

1616
01:13:52,896 --> 01:13:54,896
Roger's desk got here on time.

1617
01:13:54,898 --> 01:13:56,798
Does that sound like
a big shot job to you?

1618
01:13:58,868 --> 01:14:00,418
All you had to do was call.

1619
01:14:00,419 --> 01:14:01,969
I did call! I called Linda!
Your wife.

1620
01:14:01,971 --> 01:14:05,573
Nice try, but she was
at book club last night,
and it ran late.

1621
01:14:05,575 --> 01:14:07,508
They got in an argument
about The Da Vinci Code.

1622
01:14:07,510 --> 01:14:09,977
She was not even home
until 11:30.

1623
01:14:09,979 --> 01:14:11,846
I called at 7:30.

1624
01:14:11,848 --> 01:14:14,232
You tell her
you were gonna be late?

1625
01:14:14,233 --> 01:14:16,617
Well, I tried, but she said
she was on the other line
and would get back to me.

1626
01:14:16,619 --> 01:14:19,187
-Did she?
-Well, what happened was,
she got back on my line,

1627
01:14:19,189 --> 01:14:22,824
-obviously thinking she'd
switched over to the other line.
-Why do you think that?

1628
01:14:22,826 --> 01:14:25,493
Because she said, "I'll meet you
at the usual place!"

1629
01:14:27,864 --> 01:14:29,464
Who was she talking to?

1630
01:14:29,466 --> 01:14:30,649
I don't know!

1631
01:14:30,650 --> 01:14:31,833
She was on her line,
I was on my line.

1632
01:14:31,835 --> 01:14:33,034
-It was all rolled up.
-Oh no, no...

1633
01:14:33,036 --> 01:14:34,769
What name did she use?

1634
01:14:34,771 --> 01:14:36,838
-She didn't use a name.
-Yes, she did!

1635
01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:39,173
Don... Eh-- The kids!

1636
01:14:39,175 --> 01:14:42,076
[Don]
Run. Go ahead, all the way
to field D. Let's go!

1637
01:14:42,078 --> 01:14:43,578
¶ ¶

1638
01:14:43,580 --> 01:14:46,214
Now you!

1639
01:14:46,216 --> 01:14:48,649
[Michael]
Hey, I don't wanna fight.
Are we gonna fight?

1640
01:14:48,651 --> 01:14:50,218
Of course not, pal.

1641
01:14:50,220 --> 01:14:51,819
-Hey!
-Take off the mask.

1642
01:14:51,821 --> 01:14:54,522
-No. No!
-Tell me what Linda said.

1643
01:14:54,524 --> 01:14:56,023
What if--
What if I don't?

1644
01:14:56,025 --> 01:14:57,992
-Then I'll kill you.
But we are not gonna fight.
-Don, no!

1645
01:14:59,262 --> 01:15:01,229
[Michael]
Jesus! Ah!

1646
01:15:03,867 --> 01:15:05,533
Don!

1647
01:15:05,535 --> 01:15:07,201
I thought you said
we weren't gonna fight.

1648
01:15:07,203 --> 01:15:09,103
Well, don't fight back
and we won't be fighting.

1649
01:15:09,105 --> 01:15:10,905
-What did she say?
-Help...

1650
01:15:10,907 --> 01:15:12,206
-Come on!
-...me.

1651
01:15:12,208 --> 01:15:14,842
What did she say?

1652
01:15:14,844 --> 01:15:17,512
She said I'll meet you
at the usual place,

1653
01:15:17,514 --> 01:15:18,946
TB.

1654
01:15:18,948 --> 01:15:20,281
-TB?
-I think so...

1655
01:15:20,283 --> 01:15:21,782
Huh?

1656
01:15:22,719 --> 01:15:23,951
[Michael gasping]

1657
01:15:25,688 --> 01:15:26,754
Tony Barone?

1658
01:15:28,558 --> 01:15:31,292
Huh? Oh, come on.

1659
01:15:31,294 --> 01:15:32,560
Tony Barone?

1660
01:15:35,765 --> 01:15:36,797
[gasps]

1661
01:15:36,799 --> 01:15:38,933
[grunting]

1662
01:15:56,819 --> 01:15:58,953
[coughing] Hey, Don.

1663
01:15:58,955 --> 01:16:00,254
Maybe there's some kind
of explanation.

1664
01:16:00,256 --> 01:16:03,057
-Of course there is.
-Well, there you go!

1665
01:16:03,059 --> 01:16:04,559
What do you think it is?

1666
01:16:04,561 --> 01:16:06,193
Either they're planning
a surprise party for me

1667
01:16:06,195 --> 01:16:07,962
or my best friend
is banging my wife.

1668
01:16:09,299 --> 01:16:12,233
Boy, wouldn't it be great
if it's a surprise party.

1669
01:16:12,235 --> 01:16:13,901
[whistle trills]

1670
01:16:18,074 --> 01:16:19,106
Hey, everybody.

1671
01:16:19,108 --> 01:16:21,208
So, Coach Don had
to leave early.

1672
01:16:22,245 --> 01:16:24,712
So, I guess that
makes me the coach.

1673
01:16:24,714 --> 01:16:26,981
I know that was a long run.
It's pretty hot out here.

1674
01:16:26,983 --> 01:16:29,350
So, if any of you
are feeling faint,
feel free to sit down.

1675
01:16:31,120 --> 01:16:32,954
All right.
Every single one of you.

1676
01:16:34,023 --> 01:16:35,690
Well, when you're
feeling better,

1677
01:16:35,692 --> 01:16:37,925
we're gonna have
batting practice.

1678
01:16:37,927 --> 01:16:40,761
Uh, first one to touch
home plate bats first.

1679
01:16:40,763 --> 01:16:43,230
[cheering]

1680
01:16:43,232 --> 01:16:45,700
¶ ¶

1681
01:16:50,773 --> 01:16:52,206
[country music on radio]

1682
01:16:52,208 --> 01:16:56,177
¶ It's too far gone to say ¶

1683
01:16:56,179 --> 01:16:58,346
[Jimmy singing softly]

1684
01:16:58,348 --> 01:17:03,284
¶ We tried to put the pieces ¶

1685
01:17:03,286 --> 01:17:04,819
¶ Back together ¶

1686
01:17:04,821 --> 01:17:06,921
[turns off radio]

1687
01:17:06,923 --> 01:17:09,824
¶ For the first time
I discovered ¶

1688
01:17:09,826 --> 01:17:13,361
¶ Someone I was meant to be ¶

1689
01:17:13,363 --> 01:17:18,366
¶ And the world looks so much
brighter when I'm following ¶

1690
01:17:18,368 --> 01:17:20,301
¶ My dream ¶

1691
01:17:20,303 --> 01:17:21,736
[tires screech]

1692
01:17:23,906 --> 01:17:25,673
¶ ¶

1693
01:17:26,409 --> 01:17:27,842
[Michael]
All right, everybody.

1694
01:17:27,844 --> 01:17:29,043
Everybody look alive!

1695
01:17:29,979 --> 01:17:31,712
Nice. Get in front of it!

1696
01:17:34,817 --> 01:17:36,050
Way to knock it down.

1697
01:17:36,052 --> 01:17:38,285
Oh, Eric! You're a stud.

1698
01:17:39,722 --> 01:17:41,922
Oh! Is he gonna make it?

1699
01:17:41,924 --> 01:17:43,324
Yes, he is!

1700
01:17:43,326 --> 01:17:45,059
Look at my Pirates!

1701
01:17:46,763 --> 01:17:47,828
What an arm.

1702
01:17:47,830 --> 01:17:49,130
Second base!

1703
01:17:52,802 --> 01:17:53,834
There it is!

1704
01:17:55,972 --> 01:17:57,038
Woo, out!

1705
01:17:57,974 --> 01:17:59,006
One more.

1706
01:18:02,011 --> 01:18:04,178
Oh!

1707
01:18:04,180 --> 01:18:07,114
Oh! Everybody, give him a hand.
You see how fast he was?

1708
01:18:07,116 --> 01:18:09,083
Pirates! Give yourselves a hand!

1709
01:18:09,085 --> 01:18:11,152
[cheering]

1710
01:18:11,154 --> 01:18:12,219
¶ ¶

1711
01:18:35,044 --> 01:18:36,110
Hey, Don.

1712
01:18:37,880 --> 01:18:40,047
Is it okay I just
dropped by like this?

1713
01:18:40,049 --> 01:18:41,849
I guess it'll have to be.

1714
01:18:41,851 --> 01:18:43,451
I heard you were
living out here,

1715
01:18:43,453 --> 01:18:45,219
and I didn't know any other way
to get in touch--

1716
01:18:45,221 --> 01:18:47,154
Oh, don't get any ideas,
Michael. This...

1717
01:18:51,394 --> 01:18:53,127
This is all just temporary.

1718
01:18:56,165 --> 01:18:57,998
I just thought
you might like to know

1719
01:18:58,000 --> 01:19:00,367
how we did on
our first playoff game.

1720
01:19:00,369 --> 01:19:03,370
[Michael]
Score's tied. Last inning.

1721
01:19:03,372 --> 01:19:05,740
Rusty's on first.

1722
01:19:11,114 --> 01:19:12,413
Hoo!

1723
01:19:12,415 --> 01:19:15,149
I'm so nervous,
I turn my hat around backwards,

1724
01:19:15,151 --> 01:19:16,851
without even thinking about it.

1725
01:19:19,222 --> 01:19:20,287
Eh!

1726
01:19:22,325 --> 01:19:23,924
Oh, my leg!

1727
01:19:23,926 --> 01:19:25,259
Wha--

1728
01:19:25,261 --> 01:19:27,461
Oh, my leg!
I think I broke my leg!

1729
01:19:27,463 --> 01:19:28,529
Oh!

1730
01:19:28,531 --> 01:19:30,364
Oh, my leg!

1731
01:19:32,869 --> 01:19:34,468
Uh... You okay?

1732
01:19:34,470 --> 01:19:39,073
-Think I broke my leg!
Ah! Oh my gosh!
-You okay? You okay?

1733
01:19:39,075 --> 01:19:41,776
Ah! Ah! I can see the light!

1734
01:19:41,778 --> 01:19:43,244
[Michael]
Oh.

1735
01:19:43,246 --> 01:19:45,045
Here, let me get you.
Can you walk on it?

1736
01:19:45,047 --> 01:19:46,380
-I don't think--
-Here. Put your hand...

1737
01:19:46,382 --> 01:19:48,149
Ready? Okay.

1738
01:19:48,151 --> 01:19:50,050
Hey, Coach!
Let's get a runner in there.

1739
01:19:50,052 --> 01:19:53,154
-Uh... Timor! Take second!
-Oh! My leg...

1740
01:19:53,156 --> 01:19:55,356
-Yeah! Run, run, run, run, run.
-[cheering]

1741
01:19:55,358 --> 01:19:56,791
[Michael]
I put Timor in.

1742
01:19:56,793 --> 01:19:58,559
He steals third,

1743
01:19:58,561 --> 01:20:00,261
steals home,

1744
01:20:00,263 --> 01:20:01,929
and we win.

1745
01:20:06,068 --> 01:20:09,436
So, in other words,
my substitute runner strategy

1746
01:20:10,373 --> 01:20:11,839
worked, huh?

1747
01:20:13,376 --> 01:20:15,309
By accident. Yeah.

1748
01:20:20,817 --> 01:20:22,249
That's not totally bad, Michael.

1749
01:20:24,287 --> 01:20:25,920
That's not totally bad.

1750
01:20:27,190 --> 01:20:29,423
Listen, Don, if there's
anything I can do...

1751
01:20:30,359 --> 01:20:32,159
If you wanna take a shower.

1752
01:20:32,161 --> 01:20:33,928
Spend the night in a house.

1753
01:20:33,930 --> 01:20:36,197
Thanks. But...

1754
01:20:39,068 --> 01:20:40,868
Me and Linda,
we're gonna work it out.

1755
01:20:40,870 --> 01:20:42,236
Really?

1756
01:20:42,238 --> 01:20:44,171
Wow, okay!

1757
01:20:44,173 --> 01:20:45,239
Yeah.

1758
01:20:46,175 --> 01:20:47,241
Yeah.

1759
01:20:48,177 --> 01:20:49,276
We all screw up, right?

1760
01:20:50,313 --> 01:20:52,046
And there have been times,

1761
01:20:52,048 --> 01:20:54,348
when I've done things
with people, women people,

1762
01:20:54,350 --> 01:20:56,884
that, technically,
I should not have.

1763
01:20:56,886 --> 01:20:59,103
The point is,

1764
01:20:59,104 --> 01:21:01,321
we have to learn to forgive
each other and ourselves.

1765
01:21:01,324 --> 01:21:05,259
So, that we don't let a few
mistakes ruin our lives.

1766
01:21:05,261 --> 01:21:06,360
So...

1767
01:21:07,997 --> 01:21:09,196
We're gonna give it
another shot.

1768
01:21:09,198 --> 01:21:12,099
Oh boy, am I glad to hear that.

1769
01:21:13,236 --> 01:21:15,102
Listen, I haven't
run it by her yet.

1770
01:21:17,139 --> 01:21:18,405
Sounds pretty good, doesn't it?

1771
01:21:19,942 --> 01:21:21,408
Absolutely.

1772
01:21:22,578 --> 01:21:23,644
Very good.

1773
01:21:25,514 --> 01:21:27,181
Good luck.

1774
01:21:27,183 --> 01:21:28,549
Thanks. You too.

1775
01:21:29,952 --> 01:21:31,619
I hope you win
that championship.

1776
01:21:33,256 --> 01:21:34,889
Well, win or lose,

1777
01:21:34,891 --> 01:21:36,991
it's been a great season.

1778
01:21:36,993 --> 01:21:38,292
That's the key.

1779
01:21:39,528 --> 01:21:41,161
That's the key.

1780
01:21:41,163 --> 01:21:42,630
No pressure.

1781
01:21:44,033 --> 01:21:46,400
Play it like it's
just another game.

1782
01:22:14,931 --> 01:22:17,331
¶ ¶

1783
01:22:22,571 --> 01:22:24,238
[alarm beeps]

1784
01:22:33,215 --> 01:22:37,151
[quietly singing]
¶ Take me out to the ball game ¶

1785
01:22:37,153 --> 01:22:38,485
¶ Take... ¶

1786
01:22:38,487 --> 01:22:40,621
-¶ Me out to... ¶
-[air hissing from tire]

1787
01:22:40,623 --> 01:22:42,222
¶ The show... ¶

1788
01:22:42,224 --> 01:22:43,691
¶ And buy me some peanuts... ¶

1789
01:22:43,693 --> 01:22:45,326
[air hissing]

1790
01:22:45,328 --> 01:22:47,661
¶ And Cracker Jack ¶

1791
01:22:47,663 --> 01:22:50,164
¶ I don't care
if we ever come... ¶

1792
01:22:50,166 --> 01:22:51,265
[air hissing]

1793
01:22:51,267 --> 01:22:52,466
¶ Back ¶

1794
01:22:52,468 --> 01:22:54,134
-¶ And it's... ¶
-[air hissing]

1795
01:22:54,136 --> 01:22:56,603
¶ Root, root, root for... ¶

1796
01:22:56,605 --> 01:22:58,372
¶ The Pirates ¶

1797
01:22:58,374 --> 01:23:00,040
¶ If they don't win... ¶

1798
01:23:00,042 --> 01:23:01,608
[piano playing Brigadoon music]

1799
01:23:06,415 --> 01:23:09,650
¶ Everything's fresh,
everything's new ¶

1800
01:23:09,652 --> 01:23:13,120
¶ Suddenly, I can see
so clearly ¶

1801
01:23:13,122 --> 01:23:19,093
¶ I can make this world
a better place ¶

1802
01:23:19,095 --> 01:23:22,029
¶ For the first time,
I've discovered ¶

1803
01:23:22,031 --> 01:23:25,599
¶ Someone I was meant to be ¶

1804
01:23:25,601 --> 01:23:28,569
¶ And the world looks
so much brighter ¶

1805
01:23:28,571 --> 01:23:33,273
¶ When I'm following my dream ¶

1806
01:23:38,214 --> 01:23:40,147
Well, what do you think?

1807
01:23:40,149 --> 01:23:41,615
Would you talk to me
on the street?

1808
01:23:41,617 --> 01:23:44,151
-Mm?
-Mm?

1809
01:23:44,153 --> 01:23:46,086
I think I look pretty good.

1810
01:23:47,423 --> 01:23:49,156
If you marry Timmy's mom,

1811
01:23:49,158 --> 01:23:50,724
will I have to share my room
with Timmy?

1812
01:23:51,727 --> 01:23:53,327
Oh, buddy.

1813
01:23:53,329 --> 01:23:55,162
We're-- we're just
going on a date.

1814
01:23:55,164 --> 01:23:57,097
So, you're not getting married?

1815
01:23:57,099 --> 01:23:58,499
No! No.

1816
01:23:58,501 --> 01:23:59,700
I mean, I don't know.

1817
01:24:00,636 --> 01:24:01,769
So, you might get married?

1818
01:24:02,772 --> 01:24:04,271
[sighs]

1819
01:24:04,273 --> 01:24:06,673
I, I, I'm just hoping
to make it through dinner.

1820
01:24:06,675 --> 01:24:09,276
Because I'm okay with
sharing my room with Timmy.

1821
01:24:11,747 --> 01:24:13,213
Uh-huh.

1822
01:24:13,215 --> 01:24:14,281
Okay.

1823
01:24:16,752 --> 01:24:18,285
¶ ¶

1824
01:24:18,287 --> 01:24:21,155
¶ From a dreamer
shining bright ¶

1825
01:24:21,157 --> 01:24:23,524
¶ In the darkness ¶

1826
01:24:23,526 --> 01:24:28,829
¶ You will find ¶

1827
01:24:28,831 --> 01:24:34,201
¶ One little light
makes all the difference ¶

1828
01:24:34,203 --> 01:24:36,136
¶ Watch me ¶

1829
01:24:36,138 --> 01:24:43,177
¶ Shine ¶

1830
01:24:43,179 --> 01:24:46,780
-[applause]
-[whistling]

1831
01:24:46,782 --> 01:24:49,583
[cheering]

1832
01:24:55,825 --> 01:24:58,292
[cheering continues]

1833
01:24:59,361 --> 01:25:00,694
[whistling]

1834
01:25:20,483 --> 01:25:21,515
Love you.

1835
01:25:21,517 --> 01:25:23,183
-Go get some ice cream.
-Okay.

1836
01:25:28,557 --> 01:25:31,225
[laughing] God Almighty!

1837
01:25:32,461 --> 01:25:34,895
That was so great!

1838
01:25:34,897 --> 01:25:37,364
You were so great! Oh!

1839
01:25:37,366 --> 01:25:38,799
¶ ¶

1840
01:25:50,679 --> 01:25:52,546
You kicked ass in there, Jimmy.

1841
01:25:54,650 --> 01:25:56,617
I've never been
more proud of you.

1842
01:25:59,188 --> 01:26:01,622
Was this better than when
I beat the Cubs last year?

1843
01:26:01,624 --> 01:26:02,890
[laughing]

1844
01:26:06,562 --> 01:26:07,728
Not better, son.

1845
01:26:09,932 --> 01:26:11,665
It was different.

1846
01:26:14,336 --> 01:26:16,703
Mom said it was okay
if we went for ice cream.

1847
01:26:16,705 --> 01:26:18,572
[sniffles] Yeah.

1848
01:26:20,876 --> 01:26:22,409
We could...

1849
01:26:22,411 --> 01:26:23,877
We could do spoons.

1850
01:26:25,381 --> 01:26:26,680
-We could do that.
-[engine starts]

1851
01:26:30,719 --> 01:26:31,785
¶ ¶

1852
01:26:53,342 --> 01:26:55,275
[laughing, indistinct chatting]

1853
01:26:57,346 --> 01:26:59,246
Oh, this was really fun,
Michael.

1854
01:26:59,248 --> 01:27:00,814
Yeah, me, too.

1855
01:27:00,816 --> 01:27:02,616
-I mean, it-- I had,
I had fun, too.
-[laughing]

1856
01:27:02,618 --> 01:27:03,784
This was fun.

1857
01:27:07,223 --> 01:27:08,922
Well...

1858
01:27:08,924 --> 01:27:10,557
-Good night.
-Okay.

1859
01:27:10,559 --> 01:27:12,292
Yeah. Good night.

1860
01:27:12,294 --> 01:27:13,360
See you.

1861
01:27:14,630 --> 01:27:15,696
Uh, Carolyn.

1862
01:27:23,239 --> 01:27:24,705
[chuckles]

1863
01:27:25,941 --> 01:27:27,608
-See you again.
-Yeah.

1864
01:27:27,610 --> 01:27:29,610
-Okay.
-Love it.

1865
01:27:29,612 --> 01:27:32,312
-Bye.
-You look beautiful.

1866
01:27:32,314 --> 01:27:33,747
I mean, you do look beautiful.

1867
01:27:33,749 --> 01:27:35,249
-Thank you.
-I'm gonna go now.

1868
01:27:35,251 --> 01:27:36,683
[both laugh]

1869
01:27:51,300 --> 01:27:52,866
You coming in?

1870
01:28:00,643 --> 01:28:02,442
No, that's... That's okay.

1871
01:28:02,444 --> 01:28:03,910
I'll see you tomorrow.

1872
01:28:05,581 --> 01:28:06,847
-Bye, Dad.
-[kisses]

1873
01:28:06,849 --> 01:28:07,881
I love you, pal.

1874
01:28:07,883 --> 01:28:08,915
Love you, too.

1875
01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:13,620
I'm really glad you came today.

1876
01:28:15,291 --> 01:28:16,390
Me too.

1877
01:28:34,443 --> 01:28:37,911
[Singer]
¶ O'er the land of the ¶

1878
01:28:37,913 --> 01:28:41,848
¶ Free ¶

1879
01:28:43,652 --> 01:28:46,753
¶ And the home ¶

1880
01:28:46,755 --> 01:28:49,790
¶ Of the ¶

1881
01:28:49,792 --> 01:28:55,095
¶ Brave ¶

1882
01:28:55,097 --> 01:28:56,930
Play ball!

1883
01:28:56,931 --> 01:28:58,764
[Announcer]
Here we go, folks.
The championship game.

1884
01:28:58,767 --> 01:29:01,001
Featuring last year's
pennant-winning Pirates,

1885
01:29:01,003 --> 01:29:02,602
facing the streaking Cardinals.

1886
01:29:02,604 --> 01:29:04,471
All right, guys. No pressure.

1887
01:29:04,473 --> 01:29:06,406
We're just gonna play this
like it's any other game.

1888
01:29:06,408 --> 01:29:07,908
Really, Rusty?

1889
01:29:07,910 --> 01:29:09,109
Most important game
of the season,

1890
01:29:09,111 --> 01:29:10,344
you can't get here on time?

1891
01:29:10,346 --> 01:29:12,045
There's a long line at the IHOP!

1892
01:29:12,047 --> 01:29:13,080
Uh-huh.

1893
01:29:14,116 --> 01:29:15,982
All right,
so we're the home team,

1894
01:29:15,984 --> 01:29:17,551
that means we bat first.

1895
01:29:17,553 --> 01:29:18,585
-And that--
-[Kids] No.

1896
01:29:18,587 --> 01:29:19,953
That we means we bat second.

1897
01:29:19,955 --> 01:29:21,355
And we're gonna
give it our all.

1898
01:29:21,357 --> 01:29:23,857
We win, you guys get
a really big trophy.

1899
01:29:23,859 --> 01:29:26,093
If we lose, we get

1900
01:29:26,095 --> 01:29:27,794
slightly smaller trophy.

1901
01:29:27,796 --> 01:29:29,896
-So, let's get out there.
-[claps]

1902
01:29:30,933 --> 01:29:31,965
All right.

1903
01:29:44,646 --> 01:29:45,746
[Umpire]
Strike!

1904
01:29:50,652 --> 01:29:52,119
All strikes, Kahil! Let's go!

1905
01:29:52,121 --> 01:29:53,887
I got your back, man! Come on!

1906
01:29:53,889 --> 01:29:54,955
Throw some strikes! I'm ready!

1907
01:29:54,957 --> 01:29:56,022
Come on!

1908
01:29:57,926 --> 01:29:59,159
All right, let's go!

1909
01:29:59,161 --> 01:30:01,595
-Hey, Mike.
-Hey.

1910
01:30:01,597 --> 01:30:05,065
-Brought some, uh,
some snacks for the guys.
-Why thanks, Don.

1911
01:30:05,067 --> 01:30:08,502
[Announcer]
Coming to the plate
is Ralph "Boom Boom" Johnson.

1912
01:30:08,504 --> 01:30:09,870
So, uh, you sticking around?

1913
01:30:09,872 --> 01:30:11,905
No! No, no, no, I got...

1914
01:30:11,907 --> 01:30:13,140
I got stuff I gotta do.

1915
01:30:13,142 --> 01:30:15,008
[cheering]

1916
01:30:21,450 --> 01:30:22,616
[Man]
Let's go!

1917
01:30:26,855 --> 01:30:27,921
Strike!

1918
01:30:27,923 --> 01:30:30,524
[clearing throat]
Yeah, so I...

1919
01:30:31,693 --> 01:30:33,827
went to that Brigadoon thing
last night, or,

1920
01:30:33,829 --> 01:30:36,029
or whatever you call it.
And I tell you what, it...

1921
01:30:36,031 --> 01:30:37,748
[chuckles]

1922
01:30:37,749 --> 01:30:39,466
Jimmy would have won easy
if they were keeping score.

1923
01:30:39,468 --> 01:30:41,735
[Michael]
Well, boy,
we sure could use him.

1924
01:30:41,737 --> 01:30:42,803
[Don]
Yeah.

1925
01:30:42,805 --> 01:30:45,005
[indistinct chatter]

1926
01:30:45,007 --> 01:30:47,841
-Hey, you wanna
coach first base?
-What?

1927
01:30:47,843 --> 01:30:49,075
Yeah.

1928
01:30:50,546 --> 01:30:51,745
If you need me. Y--

1929
01:30:51,747 --> 01:30:52,979
Yeah, sure thing.

1930
01:30:52,981 --> 01:30:54,714
Ball!

1931
01:30:54,716 --> 01:30:56,683
Eh-- All right!
Look alive out there, boys.

1932
01:30:56,685 --> 01:30:57,951
Look alive!

1933
01:30:57,953 --> 01:30:59,186
Little heat on the hill, Kahil.

1934
01:31:00,155 --> 01:31:01,922
I got a confession to make, Don.

1935
01:31:01,924 --> 01:31:03,223
I really wanna win.

1936
01:31:03,225 --> 01:31:04,925
Come on, now,
you're in the championship.

1937
01:31:04,927 --> 01:31:06,026
You're a winner already.

1938
01:31:06,028 --> 01:31:09,529
No, no. I mean,
I really wanna win.

1939
01:31:09,531 --> 01:31:12,199
I haven't changed my underwear
since class started.

1940
01:31:12,201 --> 01:31:14,468
-[laughs]
-Look at that.

1941
01:31:15,704 --> 01:31:18,138
You are turning into a real
baseball man there, Mike.

1942
01:31:22,077 --> 01:31:23,510
[bat pings]

1943
01:31:23,512 --> 01:31:25,512
[cheering]

1944
01:31:29,585 --> 01:31:30,684
[Michael]
That's in, that's in!

1945
01:31:30,686 --> 01:31:32,786
Hit the cutoff man! Yeah!

1946
01:31:32,788 --> 01:31:34,521
[Coach]
Back, back, back!

1947
01:31:34,523 --> 01:31:35,555
Thataway!

1948
01:31:36,625 --> 01:31:39,759
[Man]
Let's go! Let's go!

1949
01:31:39,761 --> 01:31:40,994
You go, Pirates!

1950
01:31:40,996 --> 01:31:42,829
Way to hold him,
way to hold him!

1951
01:31:43,899 --> 01:31:45,198
Boy, I'd like to adopt that kid.

1952
01:31:45,200 --> 01:31:46,933
Nobody'd ever beat us.

1953
01:31:48,837 --> 01:31:50,504
You, uh...

1954
01:31:50,506 --> 01:31:52,873
You go out and talk to Kahil
for just a, a second or two?

1955
01:31:52,875 --> 01:31:55,642
Oh, yeah! Right, thanks.
Uh, blue? Timeout!

1956
01:31:56,979 --> 01:31:58,078
¶ ¶

1957
01:31:58,080 --> 01:31:59,946
[phone ringing]

1958
01:31:59,948 --> 01:32:02,048
Uh... Uh...

1959
01:32:02,050 --> 01:32:03,083
Uh...

1960
01:32:03,085 --> 01:32:04,651
[ringing continues]

1961
01:32:04,653 --> 01:32:06,553
I, I, I'd be more than glad
to hold onto that for you.

1962
01:32:06,555 --> 01:32:08,788
-Yeah!
-Yeah. Great. Go talk to Kahil.

1963
01:32:08,790 --> 01:32:11,291
Get him straightened out.
Here we go, Pirates!

1964
01:32:11,293 --> 01:32:13,727
-Hey, Coach.
-You okay?

1965
01:32:13,729 --> 01:32:15,161
My nose hurts.

1966
01:32:15,163 --> 01:32:17,564
-Your nose?
-My brother kicked me
last night.

1967
01:32:17,566 --> 01:32:20,066
It wasn't a accident,
but I get yelled at.

1968
01:32:20,068 --> 01:32:21,568
You wanna stay in?

1969
01:32:22,738 --> 01:32:24,204
If I'd a kicked him,
it would have been like,

1970
01:32:24,206 --> 01:32:26,740
"no Xbox for a week." It sucks.

1971
01:32:26,742 --> 01:32:30,043
Yeah. Try to focus on the game.
Okay, Kahil?

1972
01:32:30,045 --> 01:32:32,245
-[sighs] All right.
-All right!

1973
01:32:32,247 --> 01:32:34,314
-Let's see some heat!
-[sighs]

1974
01:32:34,316 --> 01:32:35,682
[phone ringing]

1975
01:32:35,684 --> 01:32:36,917
Oh, oh, oh! Don, no, no!

1976
01:32:36,919 --> 01:32:39,119
-What are you doing?
-You're a winner, Mike.

1977
01:32:39,121 --> 01:32:40,253
-You're a winner.
-Wait, wait.

1978
01:32:40,255 --> 01:32:42,722
No, no, no, no! Thi--
This is my job.

1979
01:32:42,724 --> 01:32:45,659
Hey, your boss is not your boss.

1980
01:32:45,661 --> 01:32:47,327
-Who's your boss?
-Oh...

1981
01:32:47,329 --> 01:32:48,962
I know I'm supposed to say me,

1982
01:32:48,964 --> 01:32:50,797
but I don't think that's
actually true in this case.

1983
01:32:50,799 --> 01:32:52,165
-Are you the boss?
-[phone ringing]

1984
01:32:52,167 --> 01:32:54,334
-Are you the boss?
-Okay.

1985
01:32:54,336 --> 01:32:56,002
I do this,

1986
01:32:56,004 --> 01:32:58,271
for you, Mike.

1987
01:32:58,273 --> 01:32:59,639
Oh!

1988
01:32:59,641 --> 01:33:01,491
-[crowd gasps]
-Oh!

1989
01:33:01,492 --> 01:33:03,342
-Now, we can concentrate
on baseball!
-[applause]

1990
01:33:03,345 --> 01:33:05,111
-[Michael] All right.
-[Don] Woo!

1991
01:33:05,113 --> 01:33:06,813
Take that Roger, you jerk!

1992
01:33:06,815 --> 01:33:08,081
-Attaboy!
-Who's the boss, now?

1993
01:33:08,083 --> 01:33:09,716
That feels good, doesn't it?

1994
01:33:09,718 --> 01:33:11,168
That feels good.

1995
01:33:11,169 --> 01:33:12,619
-Hey, talk it up out there!
-Yes, indeed.

1996
01:33:12,621 --> 01:33:13,720
-I can't hear you!
-Yes, indeed!

1997
01:33:13,722 --> 01:33:15,221
You got this Kahil.

1998
01:33:15,223 --> 01:33:17,040
C'mon, we're gonna win this one!

1999
01:33:17,041 --> 01:33:18,858
-Strike him out!
-Come on, Kahil! You can do it!

2000
01:33:18,860 --> 01:33:20,994
Let's go, Kahil! Throw some
strikes! Let's go!

2001
01:33:20,996 --> 01:33:22,896
Now, we got a little
round ball going.

2002
01:33:28,003 --> 01:33:29,736
Oh, pop up! Pop up!

2003
01:33:29,738 --> 01:33:33,106
No, no, no! No play, Eric!
No play!

2004
01:33:33,108 --> 01:33:34,174
[Umpire]
Out!

2005
01:33:34,176 --> 01:33:36,109
[cheering]

2006
01:33:37,980 --> 01:33:39,646
Atta kid, atta kid!

2007
01:33:47,623 --> 01:33:51,191
-You see that!?
-Why don't you tell your son
he made a great play?

2008
01:33:54,129 --> 01:33:55,895
Hey, Ed! I'm talking to you!

2009
01:33:55,897 --> 01:33:57,897
Yeah, it was a good play.

2010
01:33:57,899 --> 01:34:00,300
No, you're louder than that
when he screws up.
I don't think he heard you.

2011
01:34:00,302 --> 01:34:01,968
Why don't you go sit down, Don?

2012
01:34:01,970 --> 01:34:04,304
I just wanna hear you say,
"Eric, you made a great play."

2013
01:34:04,306 --> 01:34:07,207
-Why don't you mind
your own business? Yeah?
-This is my business!

2014
01:34:07,209 --> 01:34:09,342
-We need you, Don.
-I am not done
with you yet, pal.

2015
01:34:09,344 --> 01:34:11,645
-That's terrific. All right.
-I am not done with you.

2016
01:34:11,647 --> 01:34:13,346
¶ I got the gold in my hands ¶

2017
01:34:13,348 --> 01:34:15,715
¶ Second place will never do ¶

2018
01:34:16,985 --> 01:34:18,051
[Umpire]
Strike!

2019
01:34:18,053 --> 01:34:19,152
Strike two!

2020
01:34:19,154 --> 01:34:20,186
And three!

2021
01:34:20,188 --> 01:34:22,956
¶ It's good enough for you ¶

2022
01:34:24,926 --> 01:34:26,660
¶ Worked too hard too long ¶

2023
01:34:26,662 --> 01:34:29,195
¶ Came too far just
to turn back now ¶

2024
01:34:30,132 --> 01:34:31,398
[bat pings]

2025
01:34:32,434 --> 01:34:34,734
Take two! Take two! Take two!

2026
01:34:34,736 --> 01:34:36,336
¶ I'm a new sensation ¶

2027
01:34:36,338 --> 01:34:39,039
¶ Came to win, win,
win, win, win ¶

2028
01:34:39,041 --> 01:34:43,143
[cheering]

2029
01:34:44,680 --> 01:34:47,213
Here we go, Tito!
Hustle, hustle, hustle!

2030
01:34:47,215 --> 01:34:49,382
Feet, feet, feet, that a boy!

2031
01:34:51,219 --> 01:34:53,453
¶ Keep your eyes
on the juice, honey ¶

2032
01:34:53,455 --> 01:34:56,289
¶ 'Cause I will be okay ¶

2033
01:34:57,225 --> 01:34:58,725
[Michael]
Nice! Come on, Tito!

2034
01:34:59,461 --> 01:35:00,960
Oh!

2035
01:35:04,099 --> 01:35:06,099
¶ You want the power
and the glory ¶

2036
01:35:06,101 --> 01:35:07,734
¶ And it ain't no sin ¶

2037
01:35:07,736 --> 01:35:09,202
¶ Till the new sensation ¶

2038
01:35:09,204 --> 01:35:12,038
¶ Came to win, win,
win, win, win ¶

2039
01:35:12,040 --> 01:35:13,440
[Michael]
Throw it to home!

2040
01:35:13,442 --> 01:35:15,742
-Safe!
-[Michael] Oh!

2041
01:35:15,744 --> 01:35:17,744
Good throw! Good throw!

2042
01:35:22,050 --> 01:35:23,183
¶ Yeah ¶

2043
01:35:24,352 --> 01:35:26,986
Woo! Woo!

2044
01:35:26,988 --> 01:35:28,188
[cheering]

2045
01:35:29,124 --> 01:35:30,156
Get him, get him, get him!

2046
01:35:30,158 --> 01:35:32,258
¶ Put your heart to the line ¶

2047
01:35:32,260 --> 01:35:34,861
¶ Came to far
just to turn away ¶

2048
01:35:35,997 --> 01:35:38,431
¶ Uh, uh, uh ¶

2049
01:35:38,433 --> 01:35:42,202
¶ Yeah ¶

2050
01:35:43,138 --> 01:35:44,304
You know who's looking good?

2051
01:35:44,306 --> 01:35:46,873
Yeah. Eric.
Having the game of his life.

2052
01:35:46,875 --> 01:35:48,274
Mrs. Timmy.

2053
01:35:48,276 --> 01:35:50,910
Well, same outfit she had on
at Parents' Night.

2054
01:35:50,912 --> 01:35:52,879
Plus she just smiled at me.

2055
01:35:52,881 --> 01:35:55,115
I'm thinking of
taking a run at that
now that I'm living in my van.

2056
01:35:55,117 --> 01:35:57,050
Yeah, women can't resist that.

2057
01:35:58,053 --> 01:35:59,452
-Strike two!
-[cheering]

2058
01:35:59,454 --> 01:36:00,820
You think, uh...

2059
01:36:02,290 --> 01:36:04,390
you think that
she would go out with me?

2060
01:36:04,392 --> 01:36:05,959
Well, actually,

2061
01:36:05,961 --> 01:36:07,327
we've kind of been
seeing each other.

2062
01:36:08,430 --> 01:36:10,063
You?

2063
01:36:10,065 --> 01:36:12,031
And Mrs. Timmy?

2064
01:36:12,033 --> 01:36:14,434
-Carolyn.
-[laughing]

2065
01:36:14,436 --> 01:36:16,236
Carolyn!

2066
01:36:16,238 --> 01:36:17,721
[sighs]

2067
01:36:17,722 --> 01:36:19,205
Must be serious
if you know her first name.

2068
01:36:20,142 --> 01:36:21,474
That's good.

2069
01:36:21,476 --> 01:36:23,209
That's good. I'm, I'm...

2070
01:36:23,211 --> 01:36:24,878
happy for you.

2071
01:36:24,880 --> 01:36:26,379
-Really, Don?
-Yeah.

2072
01:36:26,381 --> 01:36:28,381
After all, you spent some time
with her in a Subaru.

2073
01:36:28,383 --> 01:36:29,949
Ah...

2074
01:36:29,951 --> 01:36:31,351
Never actually happened.

2075
01:36:32,821 --> 01:36:34,521
-Uh-oh.
-What?

2076
01:36:34,523 --> 01:36:36,122
[Don]
Bases loaded. Look who's up.

2077
01:36:36,124 --> 01:36:37,824
[Announcer]
Now batting for the Cardinals

2078
01:36:37,826 --> 01:36:40,126
is Ralph "Boom Boom" Johnson.

2079
01:36:40,128 --> 01:36:42,061
¶ ¶

2080
01:36:46,868 --> 01:36:47,967
That's two outs!

2081
01:36:47,969 --> 01:36:49,402
Play at any base.

2082
01:36:49,404 --> 01:36:51,538
Bear down, get this last one.
Come on, boys.

2083
01:36:51,540 --> 01:36:52,872
C'mon, we're gonna
win this one!

2084
01:36:52,874 --> 01:36:54,240
C'mon, Kahil, you can do this!

2085
01:36:54,242 --> 01:36:55,308
Strike him out!

2086
01:36:55,310 --> 01:36:57,177
[applause, cheering]

2087
01:37:03,952 --> 01:37:06,252
¶ ¶

2088
01:37:07,556 --> 01:37:09,222
[sighs]

2089
01:37:11,026 --> 01:37:12,225
-[bat pings]
-[crowd gasps]

2090
01:37:14,563 --> 01:37:16,496
You got it, Frankie!
It's all yours!

2091
01:37:17,432 --> 01:37:18,832
Oh, dear God.

2092
01:37:21,570 --> 01:37:23,503
[Michael, thinking]
Please, let him catch this ball.

2093
01:37:25,273 --> 01:37:27,841
Please, let him catch this ball.

2094
01:37:27,843 --> 01:37:29,075
Just once.

2095
01:37:29,077 --> 01:37:30,243
Let him know what it feels like

2096
01:37:30,245 --> 01:37:33,580
to have the ball
stay in his glove.

2097
01:37:33,582 --> 01:37:37,250
Let him have this one memory
for the rest of his life.

2098
01:37:37,252 --> 01:37:40,420
The night the ball fell into
his glove and stayed there.

2099
01:37:41,590 --> 01:37:43,122
Check your stats, God.

2100
01:37:43,124 --> 01:37:44,357
He's 12 years old.

2101
01:37:44,359 --> 01:37:46,059
His first and last year
at Ripken League.

2102
01:37:46,061 --> 01:37:48,094
No team for my boy next year.

2103
01:37:48,096 --> 01:37:49,162
This is it.

2104
01:37:49,164 --> 01:37:51,097
This is a small request.

2105
01:37:51,099 --> 01:37:52,999
Last year, I asked you
to let my wife live,

2106
01:37:53,001 --> 01:37:54,467
and yeah, that was a big one.

2107
01:37:54,469 --> 01:37:57,270
And I'm sure you had
your reasons for what happened.

2108
01:37:57,272 --> 01:37:59,639
Which I try to respect,
but I'll never understand.

2109
01:38:01,042 --> 01:38:02,508
But, this should be
a no-brainer.

2110
01:38:02,510 --> 01:38:03,977
Bases are loaded.

2111
01:38:03,979 --> 01:38:05,578
Frankie's already
struck out three times,

2112
01:38:05,580 --> 01:38:08,581
plus a ball got by him,
went all the way to the fence.

2113
01:38:08,583 --> 01:38:10,884
Bad hop, not his fault.

2114
01:38:10,886 --> 01:38:13,019
One more example of your
peculiar sense of humor,

2115
01:38:13,021 --> 01:38:15,321
which has caused so much
hilarity through the ages.

2116
01:38:16,892 --> 01:38:18,491
I need to feel hope.

2117
01:38:18,493 --> 01:38:21,127
I wanna know there's
a purpose for all this.

2118
01:38:21,129 --> 01:38:22,929
For the dropped fly balls

2119
01:38:22,931 --> 01:38:25,965
and the endless hours
in the hospital waiting room.

2120
01:38:25,967 --> 01:38:28,067
I don't need much.

2121
01:38:28,069 --> 01:38:30,003
Just a quick thumbs up
from the home office.

2122
01:38:30,939 --> 01:38:32,405
Just once,

2123
01:38:32,407 --> 01:38:34,374
I need this boy
to catch this ball.

2124
01:38:35,310 --> 01:38:36,676
Please.

2125
01:38:36,678 --> 01:38:37,944
¶ ¶

2126
01:38:41,149 --> 01:38:42,582
[ball smacks glove]

2127
01:38:46,221 --> 01:38:47,520
Ah! Ha-ha-ha!

2128
01:38:47,522 --> 01:38:49,322
[wild cheering]

2129
01:38:52,527 --> 01:38:55,094
Nice catch, Frankie! Huh?

2130
01:38:55,096 --> 01:38:57,263
Nice catch, kid! Attaboy!

2131
01:38:59,167 --> 01:39:01,701
Holy cow!

2132
01:39:01,703 --> 01:39:04,971
Woo! Good job, Frankie!

2133
01:39:04,973 --> 01:39:07,307
-[laughing]
-Oh my God.

2134
01:39:08,243 --> 01:39:09,642
[Don]
Nice catch, Frankie.

2135
01:39:10,578 --> 01:39:12,278
Nice catch, Frankie.

2136
01:39:12,280 --> 01:39:14,280
[Michael laughing]

2137
01:39:14,282 --> 01:39:18,584
[All chanting]
Frankie! Frankie! Frankie!

2138
01:39:18,586 --> 01:39:20,536
[Michael]
Proud of you.

2139
01:39:20,537 --> 01:39:22,487
[All]
Frankie! Frankie! Frankie!
Frankie! Frankie! Frankie!

2140
01:39:22,490 --> 01:39:24,257
[cheering]

2141
01:39:27,195 --> 01:39:28,227
[whistling]

2142
01:39:29,497 --> 01:39:30,730
[cheering]

2143
01:39:35,303 --> 01:39:37,003
-Strike!
-All right, Phillip,

2144
01:39:37,005 --> 01:39:38,604
if you like it, drive it.

2145
01:39:38,606 --> 01:39:40,506
If it's bad, just let it go by!

2146
01:39:40,508 --> 01:39:43,343
You're up there to hit, pal.
You're up there to hit.

2147
01:39:43,345 --> 01:39:45,611
Walk's just as good
as a hit, Phillip.

2148
01:39:45,613 --> 01:39:47,313
[Umpire]
Got a full count on the batter.

2149
01:39:51,019 --> 01:39:54,354
[indistinct chatter]

2150
01:39:54,356 --> 01:39:56,489
-Ball four. All right, kid.
Take your base.
-[Don] Come on down.

2151
01:39:56,491 --> 01:39:58,658
See? Good eye!
Good eye! Atta kid.

2152
01:39:58,660 --> 01:40:01,294
Good eye.
Walk's as good as a hit.

2153
01:40:01,296 --> 01:40:02,762
[Announcer]
It's the bottom of the sixth.

2154
01:40:02,764 --> 01:40:05,131
Two outs,
Cardinals lead by one run.

2155
01:40:05,133 --> 01:40:07,567
-Woo!
-Up to bat for the Pirates,

2156
01:40:07,569 --> 01:40:09,102
Timmy Clark.

2157
01:40:09,104 --> 01:40:10,470
A very important point.

2158
01:40:10,472 --> 01:40:11,504
If the ball's on the ground,

2159
01:40:11,506 --> 01:40:13,473
I want you going,
you understand?

2160
01:40:13,475 --> 01:40:14,991
I want you going.

2161
01:40:14,992 --> 01:40:16,508
When you get around third
you look at Coach Mike,

2162
01:40:16,511 --> 01:40:18,011
he'll tell you
what to do. Okay?

2163
01:40:18,013 --> 01:40:19,645
That's key. Look at Coach Mike.

2164
01:40:19,647 --> 01:40:20,713
Take your primary.

2165
01:40:20,715 --> 01:40:23,082
[cheering]

2166
01:40:23,084 --> 01:40:24,417
[Michael]
Hey, Timmy!

2167
01:40:24,419 --> 01:40:26,085
¶ ¶

2168
01:40:34,662 --> 01:40:36,462
Hit away. Just hit away.

2169
01:40:37,766 --> 01:40:39,265
[mumbles]

2170
01:40:39,267 --> 01:40:40,333
¶ ¶

2171
01:40:45,473 --> 01:40:46,572
[bat pings]

2172
01:40:46,574 --> 01:40:48,708
-Oh!
-[cheering]

2173
01:40:48,710 --> 01:40:50,109
Go, go, go, go, Phillip! Go!

2174
01:40:50,111 --> 01:40:52,578
Go, Phillip, go! Go!

2175
01:40:52,580 --> 01:40:53,813
You can catch base!

2176
01:40:55,150 --> 01:40:56,449
Keep it coming! Keep it coming!

2177
01:40:56,451 --> 01:40:58,451
-Go, Timmy, go! Go!
-Hurry, hurry!

2178
01:40:58,453 --> 01:40:59,619
[cheering]

2179
01:41:04,726 --> 01:41:07,827
¶ ¶

2180
01:41:20,608 --> 01:41:23,076
[Michael]
All right, Pirates.

2181
01:41:23,078 --> 01:41:25,144
I know that didn't turn out
the way we were hoping.

2182
01:41:26,548 --> 01:41:28,614
But I am so proud of
each and every one of you.

2183
01:41:29,617 --> 01:41:32,151
You taught me a lot this season.

2184
01:41:32,153 --> 01:41:33,686
I think you played
the game of your lives.

2185
01:41:33,688 --> 01:41:35,354
¶ ¶

2186
01:41:37,125 --> 01:41:38,758
Thank you for teaching me
to be a better coach.

2187
01:41:39,694 --> 01:41:41,327
I'll never forget this season.

2188
01:41:42,397 --> 01:41:44,564
I hope you don't either.
All right!

2189
01:41:44,566 --> 01:41:46,466
Get out there and shake hands
with the other team,

2190
01:41:46,468 --> 01:41:48,301
'cause they played great, too.

2191
01:41:52,474 --> 01:41:55,541
[Kids]
Good game. Good game. Good game.
Good game. Good game. Good game.

2192
01:42:01,316 --> 01:42:03,282
¶ ¶

2193
01:42:11,626 --> 01:42:13,559
Guess I shouldn't
have sent Phillip home.

2194
01:42:13,561 --> 01:42:15,595
Ah, he'd have made it easy
if he didn't trip.

2195
01:42:15,597 --> 01:42:17,897
All season long, he's been
resistant to double-knotting.

2196
01:42:17,899 --> 01:42:20,833
-I don't know why.
-Hey, uh...

2197
01:42:20,835 --> 01:42:23,236
Did you see what happened
after Phillip was out?

2198
01:42:23,238 --> 01:42:24,303
No.

2199
01:42:25,607 --> 01:42:27,740
He just went down
to the end of the bench,

2200
01:42:27,742 --> 01:42:29,509
and he sat there,

2201
01:42:29,511 --> 01:42:30,543
all alone.

2202
01:42:31,479 --> 01:42:32,545
And then,

2203
01:42:32,547 --> 01:42:33,713
Timor went down with him.

2204
01:42:34,916 --> 01:42:36,182
And then Eric.

2205
01:42:37,485 --> 01:42:39,218
And then Frankie.

2206
01:42:39,220 --> 01:42:40,386
What did they say?

2207
01:42:42,190 --> 01:42:43,256
Didn't say anything.

2208
01:42:45,193 --> 01:42:46,325
They were just there.

2209
01:42:47,896 --> 01:42:49,762
They were a team.

2210
01:42:49,764 --> 01:42:52,198
Ah, I love this team.

2211
01:42:52,200 --> 01:42:53,533
Me too.

2212
01:42:53,535 --> 01:42:55,168
[clears throat]

2213
01:43:00,542 --> 01:43:01,574
Uh...

2214
01:43:01,576 --> 01:43:03,476
Good game, Coach.

2215
01:43:05,547 --> 01:43:06,779
Yeah, thanks.

2216
01:43:11,719 --> 01:43:12,785
[indistinct]

2217
01:43:14,622 --> 01:43:16,456
Hey, Mike!

2218
01:43:16,457 --> 01:43:18,291
Would it be okay
if Frankie came to our house?

2219
01:43:18,293 --> 01:43:20,459
I can grab a pizza,
and you can pick him up later.

2220
01:43:20,461 --> 01:43:22,828
Yeah. Okay.

2221
01:43:22,830 --> 01:43:24,797
Okay.

2222
01:43:24,799 --> 01:43:26,265
Right! You guys ready?

2223
01:43:27,335 --> 01:43:28,401
Okay.

2224
01:43:32,740 --> 01:43:34,340
So, you around next week, Don?

2225
01:43:35,610 --> 01:43:37,376
[Don]
Find a good place to park.

2226
01:43:38,313 --> 01:43:39,378
Why?

2227
01:43:39,380 --> 01:43:41,214
I'll give you a call.

2228
01:43:42,283 --> 01:43:43,382
Why?

2229
01:43:44,419 --> 01:43:45,484
We get together.

2230
01:43:45,486 --> 01:43:46,619
Why?

2231
01:43:48,256 --> 01:43:49,989
I don't know.
Get a pizza or something.

2232
01:43:49,991 --> 01:43:51,824
Do whatever people do
when they get together.

2233
01:44:00,835 --> 01:44:02,335
I'm gonna say something here,
Mike.

2234
01:44:03,538 --> 01:44:04,570
Okay.

2235
01:44:07,976 --> 01:44:09,609
There is no reason

2236
01:44:10,712 --> 01:44:12,311
for us to get together.

2237
01:44:13,514 --> 01:44:14,680
See...

2238
01:44:16,484 --> 01:44:18,517
I don't really consider you

2239
01:44:18,519 --> 01:44:20,686
a friend,
and I think, if you're honest,

2240
01:44:22,390 --> 01:44:23,589
you will find that

2241
01:44:23,591 --> 01:44:25,491
you don't really consider me
a friend either.

2242
01:44:25,493 --> 01:44:26,959
Of course I do. Why wouldn't I?

2243
01:44:26,961 --> 01:44:29,028
Oh, please, Mike...

2244
01:44:31,299 --> 01:44:32,732
I'm asking you to be honest.

2245
01:44:33,668 --> 01:44:34,867
And that's a hard thing.

2246
01:44:36,804 --> 01:44:38,304
So, I shouldn't call you?

2247
01:44:40,508 --> 01:44:41,941
I thought we were getting
to be friends.

2248
01:44:45,980 --> 01:44:47,647
I thought Tony was my friend.

2249
01:44:53,321 --> 01:44:54,353
See, Mike...

2250
01:44:55,890 --> 01:44:58,591
There comes a time for
every man who lives in his van,

2251
01:45:00,428 --> 01:45:02,328
when he wants to know the truth.

2252
01:45:03,931 --> 01:45:05,531
And the truth is...

2253
01:45:06,467 --> 01:45:08,067
that you and I could never be...

2254
01:45:09,804 --> 01:45:11,037
friends.

2255
01:45:12,940 --> 01:45:14,507
I guess if I'm being honest...

2256
01:45:17,478 --> 01:45:19,412
there were plenty of times
I dreaded coming here

2257
01:45:19,414 --> 01:45:20,913
because I knew
it meant seeing you.

2258
01:45:21,916 --> 01:45:23,082
I didn't know what to say.

2259
01:45:23,084 --> 01:45:24,450
See?

2260
01:45:26,654 --> 01:45:28,921
Isn't that better?

2261
01:45:28,923 --> 01:45:31,023
Isn't that better than
some bullshit friendship

2262
01:45:31,025 --> 01:45:34,026
where you gotta fake stuff like
caring about another person?

2263
01:45:35,963 --> 01:45:37,530
I mean, it's a pretty big thing.

2264
01:45:38,700 --> 01:45:41,634
We can tell each other
the truth.

2265
01:45:41,636 --> 01:45:44,337
I never knew not being friends
could offer so much.

2266
01:45:47,875 --> 01:45:49,041
Oh, damn.

2267
01:45:50,445 --> 01:45:51,744
I...

2268
01:45:51,746 --> 01:45:52,845
Oh.

2269
01:45:52,847 --> 01:45:55,781
I forgot to give out the snacks.

2270
01:45:55,783 --> 01:45:59,552
Snacks are an integral part
of the baseball experience.

2271
01:46:01,022 --> 01:46:02,588
Well, I just figured,

2272
01:46:02,590 --> 01:46:03,723
it's the last game.

2273
01:46:05,460 --> 01:46:06,659
Guys should have the best.

2274
01:46:07,662 --> 01:46:08,761
So, I, uh...

2275
01:46:12,967 --> 01:46:14,533
I broke into the house
last night,

2276
01:46:14,535 --> 01:46:15,968
and I cooked these up myself.

2277
01:46:20,742 --> 01:46:23,008
Well, that's a positive step.

2278
01:46:23,010 --> 01:46:24,777
You and Linda spending
some time together.

2279
01:46:25,713 --> 01:46:26,779
Whether she knew it or not.

2280
01:46:27,982 --> 01:46:29,081
[chuckles]

2281
01:46:30,385 --> 01:46:31,650
Felt nice being back.

2282
01:46:33,087 --> 01:46:34,153
I, uh...

2283
01:46:36,758 --> 01:46:38,391
sat in all my favorite chairs.

2284
01:46:38,393 --> 01:46:41,160
[laughing]

2285
01:46:43,664 --> 01:46:44,830
Well...

2286
01:46:44,832 --> 01:46:45,998
When I got to the van,

2287
01:46:48,569 --> 01:46:50,002
I threw a hammer at the house.

2288
01:46:53,474 --> 01:46:54,473
How come?

2289
01:46:54,474 --> 01:46:55,473
Right there, handy,
in the front seat.

2290
01:46:55,476 --> 01:46:56,742
[chuckles]

2291
01:46:58,980 --> 01:47:01,814
Well, these things take time.

2292
01:47:06,587 --> 01:47:07,653
Yeah.

2293
01:47:10,558 --> 01:47:12,625
[crickets chirping]

2294
01:47:29,444 --> 01:47:32,511
[rhythmic clapping
and percussion]

2295
01:47:44,926 --> 01:47:48,861
¶ Take me out to the ball game ¶

2296
01:47:48,863 --> 01:47:52,798
¶ Take me out to the crowd ¶

2297
01:47:52,800 --> 01:47:56,702
¶ Buy me some peanuts
and Cracker Jacks ¶

2298
01:47:56,704 --> 01:48:00,005
¶ I don't care
if I ever get back ¶

2299
01:48:00,007 --> 01:48:04,143
¶ For it's root, root, root
for the home team ¶

2300
01:48:04,145 --> 01:48:07,847
¶ If they don't win,
it's a shame ¶

2301
01:48:07,849 --> 01:48:11,851
¶ For it's one, two,
three strikes you're out ¶

2302
01:48:11,853 --> 01:48:14,220
¶ At the old ¶

2303
01:48:14,222 --> 01:48:16,121
¶ Ball ¶

2304
01:48:16,123 --> 01:48:20,493
¶ Game ¶

2305
01:48:20,495 --> 01:48:23,629
[rock music playing]

2306
01:48:23,631 --> 01:48:27,766
¶ For it's root, root, root
for the home team ¶

2307
01:48:27,768 --> 01:48:31,203
¶ If they don't win,
it's a shame ¶

2308
01:48:31,205 --> 01:48:35,207
¶ For it's one, two,
three strikes, you're out ¶

2309
01:48:35,209 --> 01:48:37,843
¶ At the old ¶

2310
01:48:37,845 --> 01:48:39,678
¶ Ball ¶

2311
01:48:39,680 --> 01:48:43,649
¶ Game ¶

2312
01:48:44,585 --> 01:48:45,918
¶ Let's play ball! ¶

2313
01:48:45,920 --> 01:48:47,520
[cheering]

2314
01:48:55,730 --> 01:48:57,663
¶ I got the gold in my hand ¶

2315
01:48:57,665 --> 01:48:59,932
¶ Second place will never do ¶

2316
01:49:02,236 --> 01:49:04,837
¶ You got the silver
and the bronze, baby ¶

2317
01:49:04,839 --> 01:49:06,939
¶ That's good enough for you ¶

2318
01:49:09,176 --> 01:49:10,809
¶ Worked too hard, too long ¶

2319
01:49:10,811 --> 01:49:13,712
¶ Came too far
just to turn back now ¶

2320
01:49:15,583 --> 01:49:17,583
¶ I want the power
and the glory ¶

2321
01:49:17,585 --> 01:49:19,051
¶ And it ain't no sin ¶

2322
01:49:19,053 --> 01:49:20,753
¶ I'm a new sensation ¶

2323
01:49:20,755 --> 01:49:23,222
¶ Came to win, win,
win, win, win ¶

2324
01:49:28,696 --> 01:49:31,163
¶ The opposition's
in your way, baby ¶

2325
01:49:31,165 --> 01:49:33,299
¶ But they are always there ¶

2326
01:49:35,336 --> 01:49:37,770
¶ Keep your eyes
on the dream, sonny ¶

2327
01:49:37,772 --> 01:49:40,573
¶ 'Cause none of them
don't care ¶

2328
01:49:40,575 --> 01:49:42,041
¶ No ¶

2329
01:49:42,043 --> 01:49:43,776
¶ Worked too hard, too long ¶

2330
01:49:43,778 --> 01:49:46,645
¶ Came too far
just to turn back now ¶

2331
01:49:48,282 --> 01:49:50,316
¶ You want the power
and the glory ¶

2332
01:49:50,318 --> 01:49:51,850
¶ And it ain't no sin ¶

2333
01:49:51,852 --> 01:49:53,652
¶ You're the new sensation ¶

2334
01:49:53,654 --> 01:49:56,188
¶ Came to win, win,
win, win, win ¶

2335
01:50:02,129 --> 01:50:03,195
¶ Uh ¶

2336
01:50:06,334 --> 01:50:07,600
¶ Yeah ¶

2337
01:50:12,907 --> 01:50:13,973
¶ Uh ¶

2338
01:50:14,909 --> 01:50:16,609
¶ Worked too hard, too long ¶

2339
01:50:16,611 --> 01:50:19,278
¶ Came too far
just to turn back now ¶

2340
01:50:20,214 --> 01:50:22,648
¶ Uh, uh, uh ¶

2341
01:50:22,650 --> 01:50:27,353
¶ Yeah ¶