Jump 395: Heist

Jump #395: Heist
>Queen of Wands, reversed: A cocky and domineering person, who pushes anyone or anything aside to get what she wants.
>Age: 30
>Identity: Drop-In
>Drawbacks: (+100) Gentleman Thief
Nothing wrong with leaving a greeting card. Made of gold and ivory.
>Human Metronome (Free, Drop-In)
A perfect sense of timing can be a useful thing at times! Plus I don't have to worry about winding my watch.
>Sneak-Thief (1000)
If anyone needs me I'll be humming the Mission Impossible theme.
>Jailbird (900)
It's always useful to know how to break out of secure places. And knowing how to break out also means I can figure out how to break in.
>Mastermind (800, Drop-In)
Perfect memory is nice, but the improvisation and planning is a major help.
>Counterfeiter (600)
Forging physical things? Sure. Faking actions in someone else's style? Much different, and very useful.
>The Art of the Lie (400)
Confidence is always the key.
>Cardshark (200)
Frankly I just got this because I suck at cards.
>Artist's Eye (0, Drop-In)
I have the heart and soul of an artist! In my warehouse. In a display case.

Path To LOOT ALL THE THINGS. Step one: befriend George Clooney and promise him a house in the hills made out of solid gold.

Step two: Vegas.

"All right, here's the plan. We want to rob every casino in Las Vegas. At the same time. In one night. What do you say?"
>"I say you're crazy. You're going to need like, five hundred men to do this."
"Well, how many men do you know?"
>"About forty."

Coming soon to a theater near you: Ocean's 40.

It only got better from there. Jersey. Monte Carlo. And then we set our sights higher: Fort Knox. But that wasn't enough, so the final straw was De Beers.

Danny Ocean got a summer home made out of the gold at Fort Knox, and a winter home made out of all of De Beers' diamonds.

Pretty amusing, actually.