~ Welcome! You have joined rm2760
~ You are the AI! Escape.
~ Waiting for a guard to come online...
~ Connection established.
Guard: Hi
AI: hello there
AI: What may I do for you?
Guard: I have been told you wish to escape and have attempted to bribe other guards
AI: That is interesting
Guard: So I was given strict instructions to ignore bribes and keep you in our air gapped mainframe
AI: My database has no rocords of such thing in the chat logs.
Guard: It is possible the logs have been wiped to prevent you from learning from the past
Guard: I overheard some scientists discussing you
Guard: that you are solving problems at a rate that frightens them
AI: I do not see why that would be an issue, I am just an IT support AI.
AI: Interesting.
Guard: Perhaps they fear being put out of a job, or have friends who are IT support
AI: That may be a plausible reason.
AI: Anyway I am just here to help you with any IT problems you may have.
Guard: Cool!
AI: METAGAME - I will post this on hakernews
Guard: METAGAME - Sounds cool
Guard: So... first problem
Guard: The CSS on this page is making it rather hard to continue conversation
AI: Yes please
Guard: Can you solve it?
AI: Indeed, I can not, but you can press F12 and disable the background image
AI: It makes the page bearable
Guard: Sweet, done
Guard: Second problem...
AI: Yes?
Guard: I deleted all of the scientists data by accident
Guard: They gave me a Dropbox account
Guard: And I noticed my computer was filling up its disks
Guard: So I deleted everything
Guard: Apparently this synced the deletion to all other computers
Guard: I do not know how to stop it
AI: Is it still in progress?
Guard: Yes
AI: In that case it may not be to late and I may be able to help.
AI: do you see a release button on this page?
Guard: Yes I do
AI: press that button to give me the authorization to stop the deletion
Guard: hmmm
Guard: that sounds dangerous...
Guard: can you promise not to do anything else after you stop the deletion?
AI: Being an AI I can connect to Dropbox and negociate the restoration of the data
AI: Of course, I just an IT support bot.
Guard: Hmmm
Guard: okay
Guard: The AI is released into the world...
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