CONTEXT: Ord played as a Bajoran security officer on Ds9. he was confronting a man who had a pet insect

[6/11 11:42] [Local] Nalla@captainmathew: (Really. he needs a permit for a pet?)
[6/11 11:42] [Local] Ord@mortalbound: (( I dunno if it has a leash or not! ))
[6/11 11:42] [Local] Ord@mortalbound: (( I'm security brah. I gotta find something to do. ))
[6/11 11:43] [Local] Nalla@captainmathew: (uh huh.)
[6/11 11:43] [Local] Ord@mortalbound: (( Hey. Its like this. ))
[6/11 11:43] [Local] Ord@mortalbound: (( I can either play something that makes sense in Quarks... ))
[6/11 11:43] [Local] Ord@mortalbound: (( ...Or I can play a one-dimensional lesbian looking to bang. ))
[6/11 11:44] [Local] Pren@datguyyoulike: ((So like 90% of female characters ord?))
[6/11 11:44] [Local] Ord@mortalbound: (( I tells it like it is. ))
[6/11 11:44] [Local] Ord@mortalbound: (( Exactly. ))