\documentclass[12pt]{article}
\usepackage[scaled]{helvet}
\usepackage{caption}
\usepackage{hyperref}
\pagenumbering{gobble}
\author{Anon}

\begin{document}

	\begin{table}[!ht]
		\caption*{Ancient Evil Name + Title Generator}
	\begin{tabular}{|c||c|c|c|c|}
		\hline
        1d10 & \multicolumn{2}{c|}{Name} & \multicolumn{2}{c|}{Title} \\
        \hline \hline
		1 & Shab- & -oggoth & The Curator & of Young\\
		2 & Shub- & -turga & Progenitor & of the Twisted\\
		3 & Koth- & -thullas & Eater & that \href{http://webcomicname.com/}{must not be Named}\\
		4 & Tus- & -xiatxal & Perverter & that Encroaches\\
		5 & Cuth- & -ororot & Treasurer & above all others\\
		6 & Gor- & -soth & Master & of this Realm\\
		7 & Xotl- & -korq & Darkest & among the Sleeping.\\
		8 & Vol- & -gua & Formless Haze & of Sapience\\
		9 & Jakk- & -coqq & Fate & from times Unknowable.\\
		10 & Yss G- & -sat toraat & What Remains & of the End.\\
    \hline
  \end{tabular}

\end{table}
\end{document}