Tony stoically emptied his twentieth glass. The
crowd began to cheer him on.
“Tony! You're the strongest!”
“Ha! Knocking back a few glasses doesn't mean
you're strong!”
Surrounded by reckless hooting, Tony flung his
glass away. “Don't be asses. I'm doin' the whole keg!” he
proclaimed.
“Do it! Do it!” The jeers and cheers grew louder.
Tony grasped the half-empty barrel with both
hands, tilting it back so that a steady river of vodka
flowed into his welcoming mouth. He drained the keg
amid rousing cheers, letting it crash to the ground once it
emptied. An enormous bout of applause erupted from the
crowd.