Magical Burst: Session 14: Elevators Suck

Never tell your password to anyone.
Sunday, February 09, 2014
8:14 PM - Contract Renewal: eh
8:15 PM - Contract Renewal: i guess we should do this?
8:15 PM - melt: yeah i think that'd be great
8:15 PM - Contract Renewal: snippy
8:16 PM - EM entered chat.
8:16 PM - EM: Sup bb
8:17 PM - Contract Renewal: hi
8:17 PM - Contract Renewal: no ryan
8:17 PM - Contract Renewal: no neko
8:17 PM - Contract Renewal: frig away
8:17 PM - EM: :/
8:18 PM - Contract Renewal: we played friday so its not like its dead
8:18 PM - EM: yeah, I hear ya
8:19 PM - EM: are we going to wait and see on Ryan and Frigs?
8:20 PM - Contract Renewal: ryan said no
8:20 PM - Contract Renewal: already said
8:20 PM - EM: ok
8:27 PM - Frigs entered chat.
8:27 PM - Frigs: (( I have arrived ))
8:27 PM - EM: (yay)
8:29 PM - Eve: (( im ready to beat up monsters as a magical lesbian ))
8:29 PM - Contract Renewal: implying we dont always
8:29 PM - Contract Renewal: except for when we dont
8:29 PM - Contract Renewal: but even when we dont we still lesbian
8:29 PM - Contract Renewal: lesbihonest
8:29 PM - Eve: (( that was the best pun i've ever seen ))
8:30 PM - Eve: (( everything satoya will ever say will be dwarfed by that statement ))
8:30 PM - Contract Renewal: ;o
8:30 PM - Contract Renewal: o;
8:31 PM - Eve: :v ))
8:31 PM - Eve: (( so did we start yet or am I arriving just in time ))
8:31 PM - EM: ((we are actually waiting on u :v))
8:31 PM - EM: (or really, were)
8:31 PM - Contract Renewal: oh yeah
8:31 PM - Eve: (( awww thankyou bbys im sry to keep you waiting ))
8:31 PM - Contract Renewal: this sorta needs me doesnt it
8:32 PM - Eve: (( lil bit ))
8:32 PM - EM: ((only slightly perhaps))
8:33 PM - Contract Renewal: hm
8:34 PM - Contract Renewal: well, you're still in the cafe
8:34 PM - Contract Renewal: Gamble just walked out
8:35 PM - Contract Renewal: something about hunting some youma
8:35 PM - Eve: (( hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ))
8:35 PM - EM: Eri turns to Tami and sighs, "It's so hard to serve someone who's always changing their mind."
8:36 PM - Contract Renewal: S: "She changed more than her mind..."
8:37 PM - EM: "Yeah, that hair trick was kinda cool too."
8:38 PM - Contract Renewal: T: "Magic is weird."
8:41 PM - EM: Eri shrugs, "You said it..." Eri looks contemplative, "...How'd she turn out like that anyways...?"
8:41 PM - Contract Renewal: T: "You're asking me? You're the magic experts here."
8:42 PM - Eve disconnected.
8:42 PM - Contract Renewal: pfft
8:42 PM - EM: ((gg))
8:42 PM - Contract Renewal: just when I thought of something to do
8:43 PM - Eve entered chat.
8:43 PM - Contract Renewal: hi
8:43 PM - Eve: (( eyyyyy ))
8:43 PM - Eve: "Maybe it has something to do with her wish?"
8:43 PM - Eve: (( oh wait fuck that's madoka rules ))
8:43 PM - Sarah Salem: ((you have fucked up now))
8:44 PM - Eve: "Because her wish relates to what her soul truly desires, and therefore bad on her future wish her magical form would have something to do with that."
8:45 PM - Eve: *Eve looks sheepish bbecause she's an idiot gj Eve*
8:45 PM - Contract Renewal: gj  nice save
8:45 PM - Eve: (( c: ))
8:45 PM - Sarah Salem: "What."
8:46 PM - Contract Renewal: As you chat, a man in a black outfit with a white collar and a golden cross around his neck walks into the shop. He sees you all and nods with a smile. Ko waves timidly back at him as though she knows him
8:47 PM - Sarah Salem: ((its the pope hit the fuckin deck))
8:48 PM - Eve: (( is he going to start some shit because we're witches ))
8:48 PM - Contract Renewal: He walks up to the counter and rings the bell. Tami walks over, they chat, then she goes into the back of the store for some time. She comes out, her father in tow. The two men converse as Tami walks back to you
8:48 PM - Eve: (( can we kill the pope ))
8:48 PM - Contract Renewal: sure, if you want to risk getting the
8:48 PM - Contract Renewal: popepo
8:48 PM - Contract Renewal: on your tails
8:49 PM - EM: (ughghghghhg)
8:49 PM - Eve: (( 10 out of fucking 10 ))
8:49 PM - EM: "Hey Tami, who's that?"
8:49 PM - Sarah Salem: ((shoot the pope))
8:49 PM - Sarah Salem: ((shoot the pope he has it in for us))
8:49 PM - Eve: (( none of us has guns tho ))
8:49 PM - Contract Renewal: after a shot to the head, living would be a
8:50 PM - Contract Renewal: popedream
8:50 PM - Eve: (get your max payne character in here ))
8:50 PM - Eve: (( dan no why ))
8:50 PM - Sarah Salem: ((that wasnt even funny dan))
8:50 PM - Contract Renewal: c:
8:51 PM - EM: (somehow, my backstory is tying in :u)
8:51 PM - Contract Renewal: wait your backstory involved popes or something?
8:51 PM - Eve: (( wouldn't Eri have major qualms with killing the pope ))
8:52 PM - EM: (my one friend, who I haven't talked to yet :v)
8:52 PM - EM: (his dad is a minister)
8:52 PM - Contract Renewal: oo
8:52 PM - Contract Renewal: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
8:52 PM - Contract Renewal: this suddenly got more relevant!
8:52 PM - Contract Renewal: neat
8:52 PM - Contract Renewal: totally planned that
8:52 PM - Sarah Salem: ((brb callin in a hitman to kill the pope))
8:52 PM - EM: (Also the cross I use as my implement? Came from my friend's dad)
8:53 PM - Contract Renewal: T: "That was some priest from one of the churches on the fourth tier. He's organizing some kind of community party or something, wants us to cater."
8:53 PM - Contract Renewal: T: "Said he was short on hands though, but it seemed like he knows you, Ko."
8:54 PM - Eve: (( what a wonderful set up for filler tho ))
8:54 PM - Contract Renewal: orly
8:54 PM - Contract Renewal: ull c
8:54 PM - Eve: (( WHATABOUTYOUGIRLSCANYOUCATOR?))
8:55 PM - Eve: (( just saying if it was filler it's be a p good setup ))
8:56 PM - Contract Renewal: K: "Oh, um, my brother loves to help out sometimes on the fourth tier churches. He's sort an assistant I guess?"
8:57 PM - Contract Renewal: K: "I was planning on helping him and my brother set things up, but, um, if you girls want to help... that is, if you have time..."
8:57 PM - Eve: (( called it ))
8:58 PM - EM: "I'd love to! It's been a while since I helped with the churches down there."
8:59 PM - Eve: "Oh, yeah sure Ko...Ally would love to help too right Ally?" *Eve pokes Ally's face*
8:59 PM - Contract Renewal: Ally snorts loudly in her sleep from her positon on Eve's lap
8:59 PM - Contract Renewal: then starts to suck Eve's finger like a pacifier
8:59 PM - EM: "It'd be nice to see Ken too... Assuming he didn't get in trouble again." Eri thinks aloud.
8:59 PM - Sarah Salem: "I suppose I could help too."
8:59 PM - Sarah Salem: ((holy shit lewd))
9:00 PM - Eve: "That's a yes..." *Eve blushes*
9:00 PM - Contract Renewal: they're in lesbians its perfectly normal
9:00 PM - Eve disconnected.
9:00 PM - EM: (gg everyone pack up))
9:00 PM - Contract Renewal: rip
9:01 PM - Eve entered chat.
9:02 PM - Contract Renewal: K: "Oh! That's great! Or, um... well, thank you." She smiles
9:03 PM - Contract Renewal: T: "I'll be helping with the baking! Big shindigs like this are always a blast to make all the cakes and stuff for."
9:03 PM - Contract Renewal: S: "So, uh, when is this thing anyway?"
9:04 PM - Contract Renewal: K: "It's, um, two days from now."
9:04 PM - Contract Renewal: T: "!"
9:04 PM - EM: "What's up Tami?"
9:05 PM - Contract Renewal: T: "Two days? How does he expect us to make that much stuff in such a short timespan?! Gotta get started!" She runs to the kitchen and doesn't return
9:05 PM - EM: "...See ya..."
9:06 PM - Eve: (( did she mention why the church is having the party? ))
9:06 PM - EM: ((probably not, you should ask though))
9:06 PM - Contract Renewal: nope, just some "community" thing
9:06 PM - Contract Renewal: ask someone
9:06 PM - Contract Renewal: :v
9:06 PM - Eve: "So what's this party for anywho Ko?"
9:10 PM - Contract Renewal: K: "I believe it's the minister's attempts to bring the community in the fourth tier closer together, and hopefully get some more attendence to his sermons."
9:10 PM - EM: Eri nods her head, "Yeah, that sounds familiar."
9:11 PM - Contract Renewal: K: "That, and to help the community get over the losses suffered during the recent explosions. Things have been so hectic lately."
9:12 PM - Eve: "Yeah...well I hope this cheers everyone up a bit."
9:12 PM - Contract Renewal: Ko rises from her seat. "Would you girls like to... um, help now?"
9:13 PM - Sarah Salem: ((SUMMON PASTRY WOULD'VE BEEN REAL USEFUL HERE))
9:14 PM - Contract Renewal: K: "If you're available, I mean..."
9:14 PM - Eve: "Sure thing." *Eve pushes Ally off of her and gets up*
9:14 PM - Eve: "What do you need?"
9:15 PM - Eve: (( Oh god it owuld have ))
9:15 PM - Eve: (( How could we have known tho ))
9:15 PM - Sarah Salem: ((i blame ryan))
9:15 PM - Contract Renewal: Ally wakes up instantly, the large snot bubble indicating an anime character that is asleep popping
9:15 PM - Contract Renewal: A: "IT WASN'T ME I SWEAR oh hi"
9:16 PM - EM: "Yeah, I can help too!"
9:16 PM - EM: "...Assuming that Tami doesn't need me here..." Eri tacks on.
9:16 PM - Contract Renewal: K: "Great! Let's head down and see what he needs us to do."
9:16 PM - Contract Renewal: S: "I wouldn't go near Tami when she's baking. Could get... dangerous."
9:17 PM - Contract Renewal: A: "I don't know what's going on, but if it involves baked goods I'm in!"
9:18 PM - EM: "I... I should probably check before I leave."
9:19 PM - EM: Eri makes her way towards the back, "Hey Tami...? Do you still need my help or should I go help Ko?"
9:19 PM - Contract Renewal: you peak into the kitchen, and when a splatter of egg yolk plops onto your forehead from the ceiling as you see Tami whisking a bowl madly, you decide to back away slowly
9:20 PM - Contract Renewal: You all follow Ko through the streets and and get in the express elevator
9:21 PM - EM: "... She's crazier than I am..." Eri thinks aloud to herself.
9:21 PM - EM: "How does she expect to bake that many cakes?"
9:21 PM - Contract Renewal: K: "...practice?"
9:21 PM - Contract Renewal: S: "And lots of eggs."
9:22 PM - EM: Eri wipes off the small bit of egg yolk from her head.
9:22 PM - Contract Renewal: Several minutes into the elevator ride, and something isn't quite right
9:23 PM - Contract Renewal: namely the loud creaks and metallic squeaks and groans
9:23 PM - EM: "..." Eri looks to Sarah and Eve.
9:23 PM - Sarah Salem: "Is it supposed to do that?"
9:23 PM - Contract Renewal: the elevator grinds to a halt, and the bus-sized cart packed with people begin to glance around nervously
9:24 PM - Eve: *Eve starts shaking and clutches her coin*
9:24 PM - EM: Eri grabs Ko's hand and whispers, "Hopefully this isn't what I think it is."
9:25 PM - Contract Renewal: S: "I'm not pointing any fingers, but I definitely think it's probably over its weight capacity. I'm gonna blame you and your...sizeable...assets." Suzu pokes Ko in the tit
9:25 PM - Eve: (( protect the moe character at all costs eri ))
9:25 PM - EM: ((;v))
9:25 PM - Contract Renewal: Ko covers her chest with crossed arms and blushes
9:26 PM - Contract Renewal: always the shy ones with the big tits
9:26 PM - Sarah Salem: l85
9:27 PM - EM: Eri half chuckles, before getting serious, "Alright, Su, Ko, I need you to stay close. I don't like how this is going."
9:27 PM - Contract Renewal: K: "Y-yeah? Well, you're - you're just jealous because you don't have any!"
9:27 PM - Eve: (( shots fired ))
9:27 PM - Contract Renewal: they ignore you and continue their banter
9:27 PM - Contract Renewal: S: "Low blow, Ko."
9:27 PM - Contract Renewal: A: "But your boobies aren't that low on a girl's body at all!"
9:28 PM - Contract Renewal: A: "Well, except maybe my grammy's."
9:28 PM - Eve: *Eve covers Ally's mouth and laughs awkwardly*
9:28 PM - Sarah Salem: ((arguing with myself: the pen n paper))
9:28 PM - Contract Renewal: c:
9:28 PM - EM: Eri face palms at this turn of events, seeing as hell is seemingly about to break loose and these people are making jokes.
9:28 PM - Contract Renewal: I'm being creative leave me alone
9:28 PM - Eve: "Lets all calm down and uhm...I mean I think I think it would be a good idea to call someone?"
9:29 PM - Contract Renewal: In the time it took for highly entertaining banter to take place, the crowd got only more uneasy
9:29 PM - EM: "... My dad's an electrician, perhaps I can call him?"
9:29 PM - Contract Renewal: then there's a highpitched scream
9:30 PM - Sarah Salem: "So I take it this does not usually happen?"
9:30 PM - Eve: "Don't Americans have elevators?!"
9:31 PM - Eve: *Eve looks around for the source of the scream*
9:31 PM - Sarah Salem: ((looks around in an elevator))
9:31 PM - Sarah Salem: ((you see four walls))
9:31 PM - Contract Renewal: You can't quite make out who screamed or why, since everyone else is looking around for that very same purpose
9:31 PM - EM: (to be fair it's a fairly large elevator)
9:31 PM - Contract Renewal: but, your activators are now going quite wild
9:31 PM - Contract Renewal: youma's close
9:32 PM - Contract Renewal: K: "Is... is it...?"
9:32 PM - EM: "Ok, no time for jokes, stick close." Eri mutters to Su, Ko and Ally
9:32 PM - EM: Eri transforms and goes invisible.
9:32 PM - Eve: *Eve nods and grabs Ally's hand*
9:32 PM - Contract Renewal: you're gonna transform in the middle of a crowded elevator?
9:33 PM - EM: (and turn invisible immediatly afterwards :u)
9:33 PM - Contract Renewal: I'd say someone would notice your instant change of wardrobe then sudden lack of appearence, but if you want to go for it, I'm not stopping you
9:33 PM - Contract Renewal: you could kill everyone on the lift for all I care :v
9:34 PM - Contract Renewal: wouldn't be the first time there's been collateral damage to get rid of a youma
9:34 PM - Eve: (( id like to roll to kill everyone on the lift ))
9:34 PM - EM: (oh chriminy)
9:34 PM - Eve: (( also the pope ))
9:34 PM - Contract Renewal: roll 1, kill yourself and ally
9:34 PM - Sarah Salem: ((rolling to bring the moon too close to the earth))
9:34 PM - Contract Renewal: but ally first so you can see her die and crie before you die too
9:34 PM - Eve: (( gg guys lemee go reroll my char ))
9:34 PM - EM: (perhaps that isn't the best option)
9:35 PM - Eve: (( T<T ))
9:35 PM - EM: fine, hold off on transformation
9:35 PM - Sarah Salem: ((we can get to the bottom faster if we jump out the side, or cut the cable))
9:35 PM - Sarah Salem: ((all in favor say I))
9:35 PM - Contract Renewal: actually, if you want to go invisible, go for it
9:35 PM - Contract Renewal: nobody will see if you hide behind your friends in a corner, but
9:35 PM - Eve: (( actually if I used some vines to lower the elevator that might work ))
9:35 PM - Contract Renewal: if you bump into anyone, you're visible
9:36 PM - Sarah Salem: ((MGS2 disguise mechanics, noice))
9:36 PM - Contract Renewal: how would that work? It's a jammed mechanism or something
9:36 PM - Contract Renewal: not like it's just floating there stuck
9:36 PM - Eve: (( like if we cut the cable then I just lowered it to the bottom ))
9:36 PM - Sarah Salem: ((ive got it, everyone start jumping))
9:36 PM - Contract Renewal: so, plans anyone?
9:37 PM - Sarah Salem: ((ive said mine c:))
9:37 PM - Eve: *Eve calls the police to inform them of the situation*
9:37 PM - Eve: (( maybe they'll come get us and everything will be chill ))
9:37 PM - Contract Renewal: *NO SERVICE*
9:37 PM - Eve: (( damnit ))
9:38 PM - Eve: (( can I use sorcery to cover everyones eyes with leaves ))
9:38 PM - Eve: (( or clovers I mean ))
9:38 PM - Contract Renewal: sure, why not
9:39 PM - Eve: (( hang on lemee check the roll for sorcery again ))
9:39 PM - Sarah Salem: (( magic ))
9:39 PM - Contract Renewal: it's just like, normal magic iirc
9:39 PM - Contract Renewal: but remember, if you roll a 6 you instantly meguca
9:40 PM - EM: "Hey Eve, can I see your phone for a minute?"
9:41 PM - Eve: "Yeah sure."
9:41 PM - Eve: *Eve hands over the phone*
9:41 PM - Eve: (( it's a TN 14 with an attribute of my choosing ))
9:41 PM - Eve: (( magical attribute that it is ))
9:42 PM - EM: (ok, quick question, who do you think I should call?)
9:42 PM - Contract Renewal: ghost busters
9:42 PM - EM: (damnit dan)
9:42 PM - Sarah Salem: ((beat me to it))
9:43 PM - Sarah Salem: ((lets be honest, what the fuck did you expect from us :v))
9:43 PM - Eve: *Eve attempts to cover all the unimpotant npcs eyes with leaves*
9:43 PM - Eve: (( isn't there no service? ))
9:43 PM - EM: ((I can manipulate radio waves))
9:43 PM - Contract Renewal: eri's magic is everythingradiation
9:43 PM - EM: (except the lethal kind)
9:43 PM - Contract Renewal: radio waves are everythingradiation
9:43 PM - Eve: (( oh yeah ))
9:43 PM - Contract Renewal: damn gurl just made that roll
9:44 PM - Eve: (( also 14 I pass ))
9:44 PM - Contract Renewal: i use gmluck -999 u loose evelator fal gam ovrey
9:44 PM - Eve disconnected.
9:45 PM - Contract Renewal: guess it worked
9:45 PM - Eve entered chat.
9:45 PM - Contract Renewal: hi
9:46 PM - Contract Renewal: roll passes, Eve magics up some clovers over the eyes of the random NPCs
9:46 PM - Contract Renewal: perhaps not a good move, as shouts of "my eyes!" "I'm blind!" "I can't see!" and the ever classic, "Who turned out the lights?" resound
9:46 PM - Eve: (( yay now we can move around at our leisure why everyone flails around wondering what the fuck is happening ))
9:47 PM - Contract Renewal: some people claw at their faces in an attempt to remove any presumed blockages on their part, as the crowded elevator becomes even more of a panic while people jostle, bump and knock into each other
9:47 PM - Eve: (( actually can I make another sorcery roll to restrain them all with vines ))
9:47 PM - Sarah Salem: ((why did you think this was a good idea))
9:47 PM - Sarah Salem: ((we're literally terrorists now))
9:47 PM - Eve: (( to keep our identitys secret :c ))
9:47 PM - Contract Renewal: to restrain like 40 people?
9:48 PM - Eve: (( ye ))
9:48 PM - Contract Renewal: gonna make that a little more than 14 :v
9:48 PM - Contract Renewal: niggas how much magic do you think you got
9:48 PM - Eve: (( kay whats the TN ))
9:49 PM - Contract Renewal: yes
9:49 PM - Contract Renewal: c:
9:49 PM - EM: "I don't think you planned this through." Eri mutters whilst she places a call out to Sato's new house of residence.
9:49 PM - EM: Using her magic to get a signal out, I should add.
9:49 PM - Contract Renewal: you better roll for that magic
9:49 PM - Eve: "I-I-I thought..." *Eve uncasts the leaves*
9:50 PM - Contract Renewal: as for Eve's TN, let's make it 16
9:50 PM - Contract Renewal: no, 17
9:50 PM - Contract Renewal: 1 makes a difference
9:50 PM - Contract Renewal: so you remove the leaves?
9:50 PM - Eve: (( oh no nevermind ))
9:50 PM - EM: (so, roll magic and whatnot?)
9:50 PM - Contract Renewal: yes
9:50 PM - Eve: (( leaves are staying ))
9:51 PM - Eve: 19
9:51 PM - Contract Renewal: and a 6
9:51 PM - Contract Renewal: oc
9:51 PM - Contract Renewal: C:
9:51 PM - Eve: damnit
9:51 PM - Eve: 4
9:51 PM - Eve: so 21
9:51 PM - EM: (15 for placing call)
9:51 PM - Contract Renewal: Eve restrains everyone on the cart
9:51 PM - Contract Renewal: this causes more shouts and panic
9:52 PM - Contract Renewal: some crying too, and a few pleas
9:52 PM - Contract Renewal: accusations of terriorsts and the return of the swordsman bomber are not uncommon at the moment
9:52 PM - Eve: "I-I'm sorry! It's only for a little bit I promise..." *Eve walks to each person aplogizing profusely*
9:53 PM - Eve: *also healing any wounds she can*
9:53 PM - EM: Eri facepalms more profusely as she attempts to get the call out.
9:53 PM - Contract Renewal: nobody hurt m8
9:53 PM - Contract Renewal: :v
9:53 PM - Contract Renewal: Eri, meanwhile, places a call to Sato's phone
9:53 PM - Sarah Salem: I sigh. "Do we even have a plan?"
9:54 PM - Contract Renewal: *ringring, ringring* "Nyaa~"
9:54 PM - Eve: "Uh...wait for the monster?"
9:55 PM - EM: "Hey Sato, I'm not sure how much help you can give us, but I'd just like you to know that me, Sarah, and Eve are trapped in an elevator shaft. Again. Without you. I'm wondering if you can get the authorities or something to try and get the lift to work on their end."
9:55 PM - Sarah Salem: "With all the innocents trapped and unable to run from it?"
9:55 PM - Contract Renewal: "this is the cellphone of Satoya! I'm too busy napping to answer, so purrlease leave a message after the beep!"
9:55 PM - Contract Renewal: *beep*
9:55 PM - Sarah Salem: ((>started talking before the beep))
9:55 PM - EM: (I am such a fast talker)
9:57 PM - EM: "Ok look, we're stuck in an elevator shaft, going down to the fourth floor. I doubt you'll get this but I'd just thought I'd let you know. Perhaps you can send help if we aren't back in like, whenever you get this."
9:57 PM - Eve: "Well uhm...I-I don't know what to do..."
9:57 PM - EM: Eri clicks off the phone and hands it back to Eve.
9:57 PM - Contract Renewal: Some enterprising young individual seems to have escaped his vine confinement
9:58 PM - Contract Renewal: dare I say, his convinement
9:58 PM - EM: (is it, a young man I dare haps?)
9:58 PM - Contract Renewal: some random dude you never saw before
9:58 PM - EM: (oh, ok darn)
9:58 PM - Contract Renewal: he starts swearing and shouting, swinging fists blindly around
9:58 PM - Eve: "Uhm...sory can you please stay..in the vines...please?"
9:59 PM - Contract Renewal: he hears your voice and charges towards you c:
9:59 PM - Eve: id like to run away
9:59 PM - Contract Renewal: roll finesse or physical to avoid or sock a nigga back
9:59 PM - Contract Renewal: finesse
9:59 PM - Eve: 14 :o
10:00 PM - Contract Renewal: you manage to duck out of the way of his still blind swing
10:00 PM - Contract Renewal: ?: "Come on you slippery sunnova bitch! Fight me like a man!"
10:00 PM - Contract Renewal: he swings again
10:00 PM - Eve: "Please just sit down, or..or else I'll..."
10:01 PM - Eve: another finesse roll?
10:01 PM - Contract Renewal: literally no way you can fail that unless you roll 2 1s :v
10:01 PM - Contract Renewal: so yes
10:01 PM - Sarah Salem: Can I intervene and just lights-out that nigga?
10:01 PM - Contract Renewal: go 4 it
10:01 PM - EM: (she's fine probably)
10:01 PM - Eve: 15 if sarah misses I still dodge
10:02 PM - Sarah Salem: 14 :v
10:02 PM - Contract Renewal: You duck out of the way as Sarah swings over your now-lowered head
10:02 PM - Contract Renewal: she decks him right in the gabber, but a single punch isn't gonna down some adrenalin-hyped teenage boy, no matter how stronk
10:03 PM - Contract Renewal: a third swing!
10:03 PM - Contract Renewal: this time in Sarah's general direction
10:03 PM - Sarah Salem: I block dat shit and deliver another punch
10:03 PM - Contract Renewal: physical
10:03 PM - Sarah Salem: 14 again
10:04 PM - Contract Renewal: grab his fist, twist it, then deck him again
10:04 PM - Contract Renewal: he's out now at least
10:04 PM - Contract Renewal: A: "Woohoo! Go Sarah!"
10:04 PM - Contract Renewal: S: "All that bear wrestling paid off."
10:04 PM - Eve: "Did we have to do that?" *Eve looks at Sarah a little shocked*
10:05 PM - Contract Renewal: Another scream, this time male
10:05 PM - Sarah Salem: "Well it was that, or have him hurt somebody."
10:05 PM - Contract Renewal: and now, YOU can't see! the lights flicker out
10:05 PM - Eve: (( well shit ))
10:05 PM - Sarah Salem: (( i hate dark levels, dammit))
10:06 PM - EM: (oh shit)
10:06 PM - Eve: (( just look up a walkthrough ))
10:06 PM - Contract Renewal: you guys are terrible at crowd control
10:06 PM - Eve: (( i tried :c ))
10:06 PM - EM: Eri transforms in the dark, she hazards she know's what's coming.
10:06 PM - Contract Renewal: he bit through his vine restraints :v
10:07 PM - Eve: (( T.T ))
10:07 PM - Eve: "Eri...can you glow to light up the place or something?"
10:07 PM - Contract Renewal: the lights flicker on, and everyone seems to no longer be restrained
10:08 PM - Sarah Salem: (( cats and dogs living together in the same house))
10:08 PM - Contract Renewal: though now they're pointing fingers at each other
10:08 PM - Sarah Salem: ((mass hysteria))
10:08 PM - EM: Eri goes invisible so as to not be seen.
10:08 PM - Contract Renewal: and one punch later, you have a small brawl on your hands
10:09 PM - Eve: Can I try to intimidate everyone ))
10:09 PM - Contract Renewal: the intelligent people back away from the fight breaking out in the middle
10:09 PM - Eve: like have vines sprout fro mall over and shit ))
10:09 PM - Contract Renewal: sure :v
10:09 PM - Eve: social?
10:10 PM - Contract Renewal: yeah, why not
10:10 PM - Eve: 11 :v
10:10 PM - Contract Renewal: your pitiful pleas get nowhere
10:11 PM - Eve: (( T.T ))
10:11 PM - Contract Renewal: but, it does catch someone's attention
10:11 PM - Eve: (( c: ))
10:11 PM - Contract Renewal: you in your meguca outfit, someone points and shouts, "DEMON!"
10:11 PM - Contract Renewal: and he charges at you with a knife
10:11 PM - Eve: ((  :c ))
10:11 PM - Eve: (( :V ))
10:11 PM - Sarah Salem: oh goddammit.
10:12 PM - EM: (this is why you shouldn't be seen)
10:12 PM - Eve: *Eve decides she's had enough and attempts to just deck this lil shit in the face*
10:12 PM - EM: (can I just interject here before we start a witch hunt?)
10:13 PM - Contract Renewal: try your physical here, then
10:13 PM - Sarah Salem: (what you are referring to as linux...etc))
10:13 PM - Eve: (( 12 :v ))
10:14 PM - EM: Can I interject and parry the guy?
10:14 PM - Contract Renewal: relevant
10:14 PM - Contract Renewal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A
10:14 PM - Contract Renewal: sure, go for it
10:14 PM - Contract Renewal: but the interrupt comes with a -2 penalty
10:14 PM - Contract Renewal: since you hesitated for just a second as he charged
10:14 PM - EM: (what would I have to roll then?)
10:15 PM - Contract Renewal: parrying with your megucasword?
10:15 PM - EM: (yeah, I was invisible too)
10:15 PM - Contract Renewal: well that negates the -2 then
10:15 PM - Contract Renewal: hm, I'd say that counts as a cover
10:16 PM - Contract Renewal: Cover
If someone has been attacked and has failed to defend themselves, you can attempt to Cover for
them, as a Free Action. To protect someone else, make a TN14 Support challenge. On a success you take
the damage instead of them. Success on this action may be grounds for a Bond roll, at your GM’s
discretion. You may only use this action once per round.
10:16 PM - Contract Renewal: or maybe a clash
10:16 PM - Eve: (( yeah cover would kinda be pointless in this situation ))
10:17 PM - Contract Renewal: but clashing returns the attack
10:17 PM - Contract Renewal: hm
10:17 PM - Eve: (( oh good point ))
10:17 PM - EM: (yeah, I'd rather not kill him, so I'm covering)
10:17 PM - Contract Renewal: eh, screw the special rules for now then
10:17 PM - Contract Renewal: just roll your defense
10:17 PM - EM: 14
10:18 PM - Contract Renewal: you match his roll, effectively blocking his swing, but that's about it
10:18 PM - Contract Renewal: he's still got his knife tho
10:19 PM - EM: "Sir, would a demon wield a cross as a weapon?" I raise my sword's hilt, which is a crucifix.
10:19 PM - Eve: (( can't argue with that ))
10:19 PM - Sarah Salem: (( ok so now we're terrorists))
10:19 PM - Sarah Salem: (( what happened to being lucky))
10:19 PM - EM: "I'm a demon hunter, and I've come to help."
10:19 PM - Contract Renewal: but
10:20 PM - Contract Renewal: your crossword is like, an inverted cross, if you count the hilt and two little guards on the side of it
10:20 PM - Eve: (( T.T ))
10:20 PM - Contract Renewal: like if you flipped a cross upside down and grabbed the bottom
10:20 PM - Eve: (( oh ye ))
10:20 PM - Contract Renewal: thus it's completely demonic according to not-so-stable citizens
10:21 PM - Eve: (( can eve try to knock him out again ))
10:21 PM - Contract Renewal: "That's an inverted cross! A sign of the devil!"
10:21 PM - Contract Renewal: sure
10:21 PM - Contract Renewal: :v
10:22 PM - Eve: 14
10:23 PM - Contract Renewal: you punch him in the gut, winding him
10:23 PM - Contract Renewal: but he's not done purging demons
10:24 PM - Contract Renewal: he just finished a bingegaming of Space Marine multiplayer and is ready to purge some real chaos
10:24 PM - Eve: (( oh god ))
10:24 PM - Contract Renewal: your winding him gives him -2
10:24 PM - Eve: "S-sorry!"
10:25 PM - Contract Renewal: and he's ready to purge
10:25 PM - Contract Renewal: 13
10:25 PM - Contract Renewal: better roll to do something!
10:25 PM - Contract Renewal: decide quick bub
10:25 PM - Contract Renewal: 5
10:25 PM - Eve: I'll use an OC die to add 3 to my 11 defense
10:25 PM - EM: Eri rolls to cover again.
10:26 PM - EM: (or you cand do that)
10:26 PM - Eve: (( ye ))
10:26 PM - EM: (I think that's a luck die though, if you just want the solid three)
10:26 PM - Contract Renewal: well if I let you cover every roll that'd hardly be fair to the poor demon purger
10:26 PM - Contract Renewal: yeah that'd be luck
10:26 PM - Eve: (( yes luck die is what I meant yes ))
10:26 PM - Contract Renewal: and boom then, done
10:27 PM - Eve: (( yay ))
10:27 PM - Contract Renewal: you reflexively bring up a wall of clovers to stay his attack
10:27 PM - Contract Renewal: and he backs away, knife in hand
10:28 PM - Contract Renewal: someone comes up behind him, grabs him in a chokehold, and keeps him there until he's unconscious
10:28 PM - Contract Renewal: then drops him to the ground
10:28 PM - Contract Renewal: 's a dude
10:28 PM - Contract Renewal: big dude
10:28 PM - Eve: (( oh snap ))
10:28 PM - Contract Renewal: big black dude
10:28 PM - Sarah Salem: ((snake))
10:28 PM - Sarah Salem: ((black snake))
10:28 PM - Sarah Salem: ((wait no its
10:29 PM - Sarah Salem: ((its sigint))
10:29 PM - EM: "Thanks. The guy wouldn't listen to reason."
10:29 PM - Eve: "Th-thankyou?" *Eve looks up at the man cautiously*
10:29 PM - Contract Renewal: prepare for super not racist stereotypes!
10:29 PM - Eve: (( it's that dude from final fantasy ))
10:29 PM - Eve: (( whats his name ))
10:29 PM - Eve: ((barret ))
10:29 PM - Eve: (( also no dan why ))
10:30 PM - Contract Renewal: "Will all yall bitches shut the FUCK up!"
10:30 PM - Sarah Salem: (( gg ))
10:30 PM - Sarah Salem: ((magical racism: terrorism edition))
10:30 PM - Eve: (( welp ))
10:30 PM - Eve: "S-sorry..." *Eve looks down*
10:31 PM - Contract Renewal: because this is japan and there aren't many big black dudes, the majority of the small asian populace backs down from their brawl
10:31 PM - Contract Renewal: the few small scuffles soon end too
10:31 PM - Eve: (( 10/10 ))
10:32 PM - Contract Renewal: BBD (Big Black Dude): "Just what the fuck happened to love and peace, man? This ain't how it should roll."
10:32 PM - Sarah Salem: (( what the fuck am i playing))
10:32 PM - Eve: (( he's perfect ))
10:33 PM - EM: (BBD-Senpai is awesome, way better companion than Gecko)
10:34 PM - Eve: (( Eve is officially out of love with ally and has fallen for bbd ))
10:34 PM - Sarah Salem: (( NTR'd))
10:34 PM - Eve: "Uhm...yeah!"
10:34 PM - Contract Renewal: BBD-senpai looks at you. "So what kinda fuckin' crazy bullshit are you kids pullin'? Ya'll the ones who stopped this thing?"
10:34 PM - Eve: *Eve immediately cowers behind Ally*
10:35 PM - EM: "No, I was just trying to explain to that guy over there that I'm a demon hunter. Something's obviously not right here."
10:36 PM - Contract Renewal: BBD: "No shit. But you's a kid, kid. Like I'm gonna believe some demon huntin' shit."
10:37 PM - Eve: (( prove it eri ))
10:38 PM - EM: Eri sighs, "Look, I can prove it if you don't believe me."
10:39 PM - Contract Renewal: BBD: "Ain't nothin' you can do make me think you hunt demons."
10:40 PM - EM: Eri clones herself.
10:41 PM - EM: I'll use luck to make it 15, enough to pass
10:41 PM - Contract Renewal: BBD: "What the FUCK, MAN"
10:41 PM - Contract Renewal: he backs away a few steps
10:42 PM - EM: "Now, are you willing to listen to what I have to say? People's lives are in danger."
10:42 PM - Eve: (( how not-demonic of you ))
10:42 PM - Contract Renewal: and every single bus rider backs the fuck away as far as they can from you
10:42 PM - Eve: (( also doesn't your armor look like human skin ))
10:42 PM - Sarah Salem: I whisper to Eri, "Good job."
10:42 PM - EM: (oh god you are right)
10:42 PM - Contract Renewal: yep
10:42 PM - Eve: (( oh god ))
10:43 PM - Contract Renewal: "SUCCUBUS!" "DEMON!" "DEVIL!"
10:43 PM - Contract Renewal: succubus is hardly applicable
10:43 PM - Contract Renewal: but people aren't very intelligent
10:43 PM - EM: (damnit)
10:44 PM - Eve: (( we almost had em too ))
10:44 PM - Contract Renewal: I reiterate
10:44 PM - Contract Renewal: you guys
10:44 PM - Contract Renewal: are SHIT
10:44 PM - EM: (shoulda kept my mouth shut)
10:44 PM - Contract Renewal: at crowd control
10:44 PM - EM: (again)
10:44 PM - Eve: (( T<T ))
10:44 PM - Contract Renewal: "YOU CAUSED THIS!" "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME I HAVE CHILDREN"
10:44 PM - Contract Renewal: another scream
10:45 PM - Contract Renewal: blood curdling screams are popular tonight
10:45 PM - Contract Renewal: soon it might just become a karaoke track
10:46 PM - Eve: *Eve turns to BBD* "Uhm are you still on our side?"
10:46 PM - Contract Renewal: BBD: "Nigga, I don't know WHAT fuckin' side that is" and he backs away more
10:48 PM - Eve: *In a sudden uncommon burst of anger Eve screams at the top of her lungs* "ANYONE WHO DOESN'T SIT DOWN RIGHT NOW WILL GET HURT!"
10:48 PM - Eve: (( fuck it they already think we're terrorists ))
10:48 PM - Contract Renewal: roll social!
10:48 PM - Sarah Salem: I transform and motion for people to move out of the way of the doors.
10:49 PM - Contract Renewal: people aren't about to argue with youur magical ass
10:49 PM - Eve: 1
10:49 PM - Eve: 11*
10:49 PM - Contract Renewal: people do not sit down
10:49 PM - EM: (that's some pretty terrible social skills)
10:49 PM - Eve: (( I have a 3 in social :v ))
10:49 PM - EM: (I know)
10:49 PM - Contract Renewal: in fact, they look about ready to charge and rid the demons before something worse happens
10:50 PM - Contract Renewal: and they do just that!
10:50 PM - Contract Renewal: "THEY'RE SCARED, KILL THEM! QUICKLY!"
10:50 PM - Eve: *Eve looks around for a quick exit*
10:50 PM - Contract Renewal: rollin 3d6 to see how many people charge at you
10:50 PM - Contract Renewal: could have gone better
10:50 PM - Contract Renewal: 7
10:50 PM - Sarah Salem: I pull out muh bill and point it at the advancing crowd.
10:51 PM - Eve: 10
10:51 PM - Contract Renewal: why did you roll 3d6
10:51 PM - Eve: (( ohh you roll it ))
10:51 PM - Eve: (( I thought you meant we each roll sory I misread that ))
10:51 PM - Contract Renewal: oh :v
10:51 PM - Contract Renewal: well no, 7 people charge at you, two with pocket knives
10:52 PM - Contract Renewal: and since Sarah is the biggest threat they're just stupid enough to charge at her
10:52 PM - Contract Renewal: for the greater good, of course
10:52 PM - Sarah Salem: now they've fucked up :v
10:52 PM - Sarah Salem: i flip the hook around and swing at their feet with the blunt end
10:53 PM - Contract Renewal: roll attack
10:53 PM - Contract Renewal: I assume you're using your cone attack?
10:53 PM - Sarah Salem: OH SWEET JUSUS
10:53 PM - Contract Renewal: good lord
10:53 PM - Sarah Salem: JESUS
10:53 PM - Sarah Salem: WHAT HAVE I DONE
10:54 PM - Sarah Salem: um
10:54 PM - Sarah Salem: uh
10:54 PM - Sarah Salem: let me calculate what i just did
10:54 PM - Eve: (( sarah no why ))
10:54 PM - EM: (it's 35)
10:54 PM - Contract Renewal: the three that were in the front of the group charge at you as you swing your hook's blunt end at their legs
10:54 PM - Sarah Salem: 34 with the penalty
10:54 PM - Contract Renewal: you break all of their legs, crippiling them for life
10:55 PM - Sarah Salem: ((shit, cops. get your cool face on, guys))
10:55 PM - Contract Renewal: there are still 4 behind them, though you got one with a knife so that's good? :V
10:56 PM - Sarah Salem: I brandish the end of the bill at them menacingly.
10:56 PM - Contract Renewal: and they pile on you before you can recover from your swing
10:57 PM - Contract Renewal: assisted attack result is 22
10:57 PM - EM: (where's Ally, Su, and Ko in all this?)
10:57 PM - Contract Renewal: behind you guys
10:57 PM - Sarah Salem: rollan defense then
10:57 PM - Contract Renewal: you're all at the back of the bus
10:58 PM - Sarah Salem: #youngandreckless
10:58 PM - Sarah Salem: overcharging that shit :v
10:59 PM - Sarah Salem: 23
10:59 PM - Contract Renewal: just barely passed :v
11:00 PM - Contract Renewal: with some smooth operator moves, you jab one in the gut, duck under a grapple, parry a knife swing, then roll away from a punch
11:02 PM - Sarah Salem: alright, i follow that up with another sweeping hit at THESE peoples legs
11:02 PM - Contract Renewal: crit crit crit
11:02 PM - Sarah Salem: 16
11:02 PM - Sarah Salem: no  >:c
11:02 PM - Contract Renewal: DAMN
11:03 PM - Contract Renewal: no crits
11:03 PM - Contract Renewal: I am sad
11:03 PM - Contract Renewal: rollin their finessesseseseses
11:03 PM - Contract Renewal: nope all around
11:03 PM - Eve: (( can I interupt and block sarah ))
11:03 PM - Contract Renewal: yes
11:03 PM - Contract Renewal: I mean nope as in they failed to avoid
11:04 PM - Eve: ( kay making a physical challenge ))
11:04 PM - Contract Renewal: but yes, by all means, interrupt before she breaks more shins
11:04 PM - Eve: 12
11:04 PM - Sarah Salem: (( lol no))
11:05 PM - Eve: (( T.T ))
11:05 PM - EM: (roll an OC)
11:05 PM - EM: (or something)
11:05 PM - EM: (if you can)
11:05 PM - Contract Renewal: wait you're interrupting his attack how
11:05 PM - Eve: (( you can only OC magical challenges ))
11:05 PM - Sarah Salem: ((anything to save a few more shins :v ))
11:05 PM - Contract Renewal: with your own weapon? or grabbing his?
11:05 PM - Eve: (( with my own weapon ))
11:07 PM - EM: (so what's going down)
11:07 PM - Sarah Salem: ((more civvies if i have anything to say about it c:))
11:07 PM - Eve: (( pfft ))
11:08 PM - Contract Renewal: so wouldn't that be an attack roll then
11:09 PM - Eve: (( that makes sense but interrupts are usually physical rolls I thought))
11:09 PM - Eve: (( I can make it an attack roll tho ))
11:09 PM - Eve: (( in fact I would pefer this ))
11:09 PM - Contract Renewal: hm
11:10 PM - Contract Renewal: I like bruised shins better
11:10 PM - Contract Renewal: physical roll it stays!
11:10 PM - Contract Renewal: and fail you do
11:10 PM - Eve: (( T.T ))
11:10 PM - Contract Renewal: c;
11:10 PM - Contract Renewal: Sarah trips up the other 4
11:10 PM - Eve: (( im sory civies I tried ))
11:10 PM - EM: "Stop Sarah, you're hurting them!"
11:11 PM - Sarah Salem: "They had knives, I am trying not to kill them!"
11:11 PM - Contract Renewal: another blood-curdling scream
11:12 PM - EM: Can I roll to see the source of the screaming?
11:12 PM - Contract Renewal: is it just you, or does the bus seem to be getting... emptier?
11:12 PM - Eve: (( oh shit ))
11:12 PM - EM: (I knew it was happening)
11:13 PM - Contract Renewal: you can't seem to find a few faces you could have swore you saw before
11:13 PM - Contract Renewal: like that one lady with the gaudy handbag
11:13 PM - Contract Renewal: or the guy in the suit
11:13 PM - Contract Renewal: in fact, BBD seems to be missing too
11:13 PM - Eve: (( rip BBD senpai ))
11:13 PM - EM: ((damnit, they always kill off the black guy in these horror flicks))
11:14 PM - Eve: (( fuck it this movies lame lets go to mcdonalds or something ))
11:14 PM - Eve: "Uhm...guys..."
11:14 PM - EM: "Yeah, I noticed."
11:15 PM - EM: Eri turns around, a sudden fear boiling inside of her.
11:16 PM - Contract Renewal: time for me to roll 1d6 to see what happens!
11:16 PM - EM: (turning to look to Ally, Su, and Ko)
11:16 PM - EM: (oh god)
11:16 PM - Contract Renewal: time to make use of my irl die for super hidden gm rolls
11:16 PM - Sarah Salem: I straighten up. "What happened?"
11:16 PM - Eve: (( oh god ))
11:16 PM - Eve: "A few people are missing..."
11:17 PM - Contract Renewal: oo, that's a fun one
11:17 PM - Contract Renewal: a woman starts scratching at her skin wildly, screaming "GET THEM OFF GET THEM OFF"
11:17 PM - Contract Renewal: she's peeling her skin like an orange
11:18 PM - Eve: *Eve attempts to rush over and help her*
11:18 PM - Eve: *by restraing her*
11:18 PM - Eve: restraining*))
11:19 PM - Contract Renewal: by the time you can react her entire forearm is mostly bare muscle now, some of which she's even pried apart
11:19 PM - Contract Renewal: how do you intend to restrain her?
11:19 PM - Eve: pin her down ))
11:20 PM - Contract Renewal: physical rollllll~
11:20 PM - EM: (you should specify how)
11:20 PM - Eve: my hands her arms hold em down whilst straddling her ))
11:20 PM - Contract Renewal: hot
11:20 PM - Sarah Salem: (( hot ))
11:20 PM - Eve: 12 again
11:20 PM - Eve: (( gosh darn it ))
11:21 PM - EM: (you won, regardless)
11:21 PM - EM: (if that dice roll is any indication)
11:21 PM - Contract Renewal: she is unable to resist, though she thrashes
11:21 PM - Contract Renewal: ineffectually
11:21 PM - Eve: can I also start healing her arm while I hold her down? ))
11:22 PM - Contract Renewal: magic 2 heal
11:22 PM - Eve: 13
11:22 PM - Contract Renewal: assuming you can avoid the person about to flying tackle you
11:23 PM - Eve: (( :v ))
11:23 PM - Contract Renewal: since they think you're about to start feasting on her ripe flesh
11:23 PM - Contract Renewal: because there's no way a child could hold down a fully grown woman
11:23 PM - EM: "STAY AWAY FROM HER, CAN'T YOU SEE SHE'S TRYING TO HELP?"
11:23 PM - Eve: (( oh yeah everyone still think we're demons ))
11:23 PM - Contract Renewal: finesse to dodge that 12
11:23 PM - Contract Renewal: should be easy enough
11:23 PM - Sarah Salem: (( i blame you guys ))
11:24 PM - Contract Renewal: ok mister shincracker
11:24 PM - Eve: 14
11:24 PM - Sarah Salem: (( hey, i wouldnt have had to if they didnt make them angry~))
11:24 PM - Contract Renewal: you duck under the tackle as he crashes into a wall headfirst, and begin to slowly heal her arm
11:24 PM - Eve: (( haha what a nerd ))
11:24 PM - Contract Renewal: it isn't complete at all but it's basically a rough fleshy bandage over her bleeding appendage
11:24 PM - Sarah Salem: ((lol rekt))
11:25 PM - Contract Renewal: not gonna get much better than that
11:25 PM - Contract Renewal: time for another roll!
11:26 PM - Contract Renewal: some people begin to throw punches, with no particular care for targets
11:26 PM - Contract Renewal: brawl v2!
11:26 PM - Contract Renewal: now with 100% less BBD to stop it
11:27 PM - Eve: "Eri take care of them!"
11:27 PM - Contract Renewal: thrashing pinned woman attempts to break free
11:27 PM - EM: (Can I roll to detect the source of these shenanigans?)
11:27 PM - Contract Renewal: and does so
11:27 PM - Contract Renewal: then goes to claw at your eyes
11:27 PM - Contract Renewal: and does so
11:27 PM - Sarah Salem: ((instacrit))
11:27 PM - Eve: welp
11:28 PM - Contract Renewal: unfortunately for you, it seems lady luck is not on your side today
11:28 PM - Eve: (( i am lady luck ))
11:28 PM - Contract Renewal: you hate yourself today then
11:28 PM - Sarah Salem: (( oh yeah, you are :v))
11:28 PM - Contract Renewal: she's got those really fuckin ridiculously long bitchnails
11:28 PM - Eve: (( sheeeeeet ))
11:28 PM - Contract Renewal: and leaves 8 deep gouges in your face
11:28 PM - Contract Renewal: one of which goes right across your left eye
11:29 PM - Eve: *Eve screams in pain and holds her eye*
11:29 PM - EM: Eri winces at the sight of it.
11:29 PM - Eve: (( wait was that 16 for damage ))
11:29 PM - EM: (also, can I make the roll for detects or not?)
11:29 PM - Contract Renewal: Ally jumps up and running punches that bitch
11:29 PM - Eve: (( Ally ftw ))
11:30 PM - Contract Renewal: in a fit of righteous Ally rage she goes super sayian on this bitch
11:30 PM - Contract Renewal: flattens her nose completely
11:30 PM - Contract Renewal: and no, Eve, that wasn't 16 damage
11:30 PM - Eve: (( thank jesus ))
11:30 PM - Contract Renewal: let's say 8 since it wasn't a magical attack
11:31 PM - Contract Renewal: but damn did it hurt
11:31 PM - Contract Renewal: A: "Eevee! EVE!"
11:31 PM - Contract Renewal: Ally holds you and tries to figure out wtf to do
11:31 PM - EM: "ALLY! Get back behind me!"
11:32 PM - Contract Renewal: who wants another magical GM roll? I know ~I~ do!
11:32 PM - Sarah Salem: (( i do~!))
11:32 PM - Eve: *Eve wails in pain and holds Ally*
11:32 PM - EM: (but what about me and my detects? :/)
11:32 PM - Contract Renewal: what were you detecting
11:32 PM - EM: (I wanted to see if these shenanigans had a magical source)
11:33 PM - Contract Renewal: oh, sure, give it a shot
11:33 PM - EM: (which they obviously do, but I want to pinpoint where)
11:33 PM - Contract Renewal: maybe you can prevent the tradegy that's about to happen
11:33 PM - Contract Renewal: because
11:33 PM - Contract Renewal: hoo boy
11:33 PM - EM: (what kind of roll then?)
11:33 PM - Contract Renewal: finesse for spotting
11:33 PM - Contract Renewal: I don't know why I made this an option but my god it's gonna be fun watching you guys try to get out of this
11:34 PM - Contract Renewal: that 11 gets you nothing
11:34 PM - EM: can I oc? damnit
11:34 PM - Contract Renewal: can't oc finesse bb
11:34 PM - Contract Renewal: oh, and that super fun GM roll I mentioned?
11:34 PM - Contract Renewal: the elevator jostles
11:34 PM - Contract Renewal: your guts are now in your throats
11:34 PM - Sarah Salem: ((it))
11:34 PM - Sarah Salem: ((BEGINS))
11:34 PM - Contract Renewal: the elevator is in freefall
11:34 PM - Eve: (( fffffffffffffffffffffffffff ))
11:34 PM - Sarah Salem: I roll to SPLIT IT WIDE OPEN
11:35 PM - Sarah Salem: and cut the doors open
11:35 PM - EM: "EVE! DO THE THING YOU DID TO THE ROLLER COASTERS!" Eri states while going weightless.
11:35 PM - Contract Renewal: and I switched the rolls around for those numbers, like what I rolled used to be the best option but I changed it to the worst
11:35 PM - Contract Renewal: before I rolled what I rolled that is
11:35 PM - Eve: ( can I sorcery this bitch )
11:35 PM - Contract Renewal: hang on
11:35 PM - Contract Renewal: Sarah goes first
11:36 PM - Contract Renewal: you can roll attack on the doors
11:36 PM - Eve: (( kaaaaaaaaaaay ))
11:36 PM - Sarah Salem: >these fucking overcharge
11:36 PM - Sarah Salem: I HATE MY LIIIIIFE
11:36 PM - Contract Renewal: as for you Eve, sure, with -8 due to not knowing anything about the outside of the elevator, and your currently bleeding and half-carved eye
11:36 PM - Contract Renewal: so 28 to split the doors
11:36 PM - Eve: woo
11:36 PM - Sarah Salem: 28
11:37 PM - Contract Renewal: You cut the shit out of the doors, which fall into tiny metal chunks
11:37 PM - Sarah Salem: (( so i dont have very good luck with elevator shafts))
11:37 PM - Contract Renewal: unfortunately, that only reveals the rapidly descending walls of concrete
11:38 PM - Contract Renewal: since who would put elevator doors that face the inside of the shaft like that
11:38 PM - Eve: (( ill use a luck point ))
11:38 PM - EM: (did you already luck?)
11:38 PM - EM: (or do you have extra?)
11:38 PM - Eve: ((I got 2 ))
11:38 PM - Eve: (( ye ))
11:38 PM - Eve: so 15
11:39 PM - Contract Renewal: that wasn't enough to stop the rollercoasters iirc
11:39 PM - Contract Renewal: it's certainly not going to stop a terminal velocity elevator
11:39 PM - Contract Renewal: but it might slow it for about half a second
11:39 PM - Eve: (( snap ))
11:39 PM - Sarah Salem: I'm gonna try and stop time right as we pass by the exit to Tier 4
11:40 PM - Contract Renewal: magic roll, TN18
11:40 PM - Sarah Salem: by the power of beezlebub
11:40 PM - Sarah Salem: YOOOOLOOOOOOOO
11:40 PM - Contract Renewal: and that's with a +2 bonus from Eve's slowing it
11:40 PM - Contract Renewal: otherwise it woulda been 20
11:41 PM - Eve: (( yaaay ))
11:41 PM - Sarah Salem: oh
11:41 PM - Sarah Salem: fuck i rolled it with an 8 cause you said +2
11:41 PM - Sarah Salem: make that 11 instead
11:41 PM - Contract Renewal: this you can OC if you feel like it :v
11:41 PM - Sarah Salem: beezlebub failed me
11:41 PM - Sarah Salem: i cant
11:42 PM - Contract Renewal: why?
11:42 PM - Contract Renewal: too much OC? :v
11:42 PM - EM: (he's already pushing it to the limit ;v)
11:42 PM - Sarah Salem: if i do, i'll most likely have to magical burst :v
11:42 PM - Contract Renewal: ah
11:42 PM - Sarah Salem: and its in my magic section so that = ur ded
11:42 PM - Contract Renewal: well then, you pause time
11:42 PM - Contract Renewal: but entirely too late
11:42 PM - Contract Renewal: but, time's stopped for you
11:42 PM - Contract Renewal: so you've got a moment to think
11:43 PM - Contract Renewal: meaning no more shenanigans from me for now
11:43 PM - Contract Renewal: so, thoughts?
11:43 PM - Eve: (( go to your mind palace data ))
11:43 PM - Sarah Salem: hm
11:43 PM - EM: (should probably see why we are in free fall)
11:44 PM - EM: (if you have the time)
11:44 PM - Contract Renewal: how can he
11:44 PM - EM: (which you have a lot of)
11:44 PM - Sarah Salem: (( what dont i have the time to do :v))
11:44 PM - Contract Renewal: the cables are outside the elevator
11:44 PM - Contract Renewal: which he is inside
11:44 PM - EM: (can he cut open a hole in the roof?)
11:44 PM - Sarah Salem: alright well first: cut through the ceiling
11:44 PM - Sarah Salem: and push that shit out of the way
11:44 PM - EM: (there's usually an access in the top of an elevator box anyways)
11:44 PM - Contract Renewal: don't forget, soon as your attack hits
11:45 PM - Contract Renewal: time resumes
11:45 PM - Sarah Salem: oh theres an access
11:45 PM - Contract Renewal: well, soon as you finish your attack and back away that is
11:45 PM - Sarah Salem: hrm
11:45 PM - Sarah Salem: lets see here
11:45 PM - EM: (hey Dan, is there an access panel in the roof?)
11:46 PM - Contract Renewal: sure, but it's locked
11:46 PM - EM: (there doesn't have to be one, but it's like, a 50 50 chance there might be)
11:46 PM - Contract Renewal: also, if you'd like a hint, I have a good idea of what you can do to get... somewhere
11:46 PM - Sarah Salem: oh yeah
11:46 PM - Sarah Salem: hintbook
11:46 PM - Sarah Salem: I consult ye hintbook
11:46 PM - Contract Renewal: but you don't have it on you
11:47 PM - Contract Renewal: or do you carry that thing daily to school
11:47 PM - Sarah Salem: ido :v
11:47 PM - Sarah Salem: i do :v
11:47 PM - Contract Renewal: even if you don't have it on your person, you've still got someone who can flip through it for you
11:47 PM - Contract Renewal: ok then, you
11:47 PM - Contract Renewal: 've got it on you :v
11:47 PM - Contract Renewal: you open ye hintbook
11:48 PM - Contract Renewal: "Birds of a feather, flock together"
11:48 PM - Contract Renewal: come on it's so obvious
11:49 PM - Sarah Salem: what, the crow feather?
11:49 PM - EM: (yeah)
11:49 PM - Sarah Salem: ima grab onto eve
11:49 PM - Sarah Salem: and bring her into stoppedtime
11:49 PM - Contract Renewal: ye grasp eve and she can now move
11:50 PM - Sarah Salem: "The book says to use your feather."
11:50 PM - Sarah Salem: "I think."
11:51 PM - Eve: *Eve looks at Sarah with confusion for a few moments but then nods, too hurt to speak moe than neccesary*
11:51 PM - Eve: *then she pulls out her feather and calls up space jesus*
11:51 PM - Eve: more* ))
11:51 PM - Sarah Salem: (( EAGLE POWERS, COME TO ME))
11:51 PM - Contract Renewal: due to timestopped magical shenanigans or something, the voice echos in the paused time space so Sarah can hear it too
11:52 PM - Contract Renewal: "It has not been long since last we met, Magi. What troubles you?"
11:52 PM - Sarah Salem: "Gravity."
11:53 PM - EM: (damnit data this isn't the time to be cocky :u)
11:53 PM - Sarah Salem: (more of snarky, actually :v))
11:53 PM - Eve: *Eve whines in pain* "Heeeelp..."
11:54 PM - Eve: *She then just goes back to crying silently and decides to let Sarah do the talking*
11:54 PM - Sarah Salem: (( way to throw me under the rapidly descending elevator cart, wow))
11:54 PM - Contract Renewal: "'Gravity?' Are the Fallen twins creating issues?"
11:54 PM - Eve: (( c: ))
11:55 PM - Sarah Salem: "We are in an elevator, possibly affected by a monster, and rapidly heading towards a flat end."
11:55 PM - Contract Renewal: I'm also gonna point out that since you missed the cutoff for the 4th tier, you're closing in on the 5th tier
11:55 PM - Contract Renewal: so it won't be long before an untimely splat
11:55 PM - Sarah Salem: "Who are the Fallen?"
11:55 PM - Sarah Salem: ((who are the patriots))
11:57 PM - Contract Renewal: "Sibilings who might be of use to you, it would seem. I shall send them your way."
11:57 PM - Eve: (( oh god ))
11:57 PM - Contract Renewal: you're timestop magic's been up for a while
11:57 PM - Contract Renewal: if you wanna keep it going you'd best roll magic
11:58 PM - Contract Renewal: TN15
11:58 PM - Sarah Salem: :c
11:58 PM - Sarah Salem: i dun like u
11:58 PM - EM: roll it, don't complain
11:58 PM - Contract Renewal: thought you liked challenges bb
11:58 PM - EM: (:v)
11:58 PM - Sarah Salem: dat semi-critfail
11:58 PM - Sarah Salem: 11
11:58 PM - Contract Renewal: with a jolt, time resumes
11:58 PM - Eve: welp
11:58 PM - Sarah Salem: the eagle has fallen i repeat
11:58 PM - Contract Renewal: and so too does gravity
11:58 PM - Sarah Salem: the eagle has fallen
11:58 PM - Contract Renewal: and the fights
11:58 PM - Contract Renewal: whose up for another GM roll?
11:58 PM - Contract Renewal: meeeee!
11:59 PM - Sarah Salem: can i cut through the roof now :v
11:59 PM - Contract Renewal: go for it
11:59 PM - Contract Renewal: I'll even cut you a break and let you slice the ceiling before the gm roll
11:59 PM - Contract Renewal: check out dat 6
11:59 PM - Sarah Salem: :I
11:59 PM - Sarah Salem: oc
11:59 PM - Sarah Salem: thank god
11:59 PM - Sarah Salem: => 22
11:59 PM - Sarah Salem: i now have to take two changes
Monday, February 10, 2014
12:00 AM - Contract Renewal: You slice a perfectly square hole in the ceiling
12:00 AM - Sarah Salem: thanks for the help guys :I
12:00 AM - Contract Renewal: not that you can reach it
12:00 AM - Sarah Salem: we're in zero g
12:00 AM - Sarah Salem: we can literally just jump
12:00 AM - Eve: (( your welcome bby ))
12:01 AM - Contract Renewal: k then
12:01 AM - EM: Eri runs to the open elevator doors, about to try something impractical.
12:02 AM - EM: Eri goes into Full Drive, and attempts to super heat the particles below the elevator.
12:03 AM - Contract Renewal: rollem
12:03 AM - Contract Renewal: magic
12:03 AM - Eve: (( ohhhh are you trying to make the elvaor expand ))
12:03 AM - Eve: (( clever ))
12:03 AM - Contract Renewal: not quite his plan but that's a good one
12:03 AM - Contract Renewal: maybe he should try that instead
12:03 AM - Contract Renewal: :v
12:03 AM - EM: (yeah, probably)
12:03 AM - Sarah Salem: i think that'd be way harder :v
12:04 AM - Contract Renewal: totally would be
12:04 AM - Contract Renewal: also it'd get hot as hell in there
12:04 AM - Sarah Salem: ye
12:04 AM - EM: (yeah, not roasting anyone tonight)
12:04 AM - Eve: (( yeeee )
12:04 AM - Contract Renewal: shame, I wanted microwaved youma with a side of human corpses
12:05 AM - EM: woops, ignore the 2 d6
12:05 AM - Contract Renewal: I will not
12:05 AM - Contract Renewal: since you rolled a 6
12:05 AM - EM: I was rolling for Full Drive bonus
12:05 AM - EM: dice
12:05 AM - Contract Renewal: and that does what again?
12:05 AM - EM: extra dice roll, if it's higher than one of my lower dice, it replaces it
12:05 AM - Contract Renewal: ah
12:06 AM - Contract Renewal: well, you still rolled a 6
12:06 AM - Contract Renewal: so OC time
12:06 AM - EM: ok
12:06 AM - EM: so, 18 to start
12:06 AM - EM: and lets see how far we go
12:06 AM - Contract Renewal: ye
12:06 AM - Contract Renewal: why did you roll like 8 times
12:06 AM - Contract Renewal: you had 1 oc on that
12:06 AM - EM: voluntary oc 3 times, and took an extra
12:07 AM - EM: oh, it was only a magic roll wasn't it
12:07 AM - Contract Renewal: so if you used 3 vol oc you still need to roll one more
12:07 AM - Contract Renewal: yes
12:07 AM - Contract Renewal: that's what I've been saying
12:07 AM - Contract Renewal: :v
12:07 AM - Contract Renewal: your 18 roll, of a magical challenge, had a 6 die
12:07 AM - Contract Renewal: that means it explodes
12:07 AM - EM: yeah
12:07 AM - EM: I know
12:07 AM - EM: so, you want me to roll one more time?
12:08 AM - Contract Renewal: so roll one more 1d6
12:08 AM - Contract Renewal: 28 then
12:08 AM - Contract Renewal: 38*
12:08 AM - EM: 36
12:08 AM - Contract Renewal: no wait 36
12:08 AM - EM: that extra 2 was a fuck up
12:08 AM - EM: and that's a whole 10 resolve damage to me :v
12:09 AM - Contract Renewal: crikey
12:09 AM - Contract Renewal: but damn, if the air below the elevator isn't hotter than hot magical lesbian sex
12:10 AM - EM: (Good thing I'm immune to heat)
12:10 AM - Eve: (( noice ))
12:10 AM - Contract Renewal: it gets so hot below the elevator you can feel it inside, but it's only like an uncomfortable and oppressive heat
12:10 AM - Contract Renewal: not a cooking alive heat
12:11 AM - Contract Renewal: the elevator hits this heated air cushion and miraciously seems to slow moderately
12:11 AM - Contract Renewal: and Data, you jumped out of the elevator?
12:11 AM - EM: (What? You did???)
12:11 AM - EM: (chriminy)
12:11 AM - Contract Renewal: I thought you hopped onto the top
12:11 AM - Contract Renewal: through the hole you cut
12:12 AM - Sarah Salem: i said we /could/
12:12 AM - Contract Renewal: so do you?
12:12 AM - Sarah Salem: but i didnt
12:12 AM - Contract Renewal: k
12:12 AM - Contract Renewal: GM roll time!
12:13 AM - Contract Renewal: sick of your demonic shenanigans, and several people imagining that the heat in the elevator means they were transported to the planes of hell itself, decide to charge you, some with makeshift weapons like torn off poles and handles of the elevator
12:13 AM - Sarah Salem: oh goddammit
12:14 AM - Contract Renewal: lets roll and see how many don't like you, shall we?
12:14 AM - Sarah Salem: :C
12:14 AM - Contract Renewal: oo, 12
12:14 AM - Contract Renewal: none too shabby
12:14 AM - Eve: (( as soon as we save these people im going to kill them ))
12:14 AM - Contract Renewal: let's see if they split into groups or pile onto one of you!
12:14 AM - Contract Renewal: welp
12:14 AM - Contract Renewal: they don't like one of you
12:14 AM - Contract Renewal: let's find out who all 12 maul
12:15 AM - Contract Renewal: 1 for Eri, 2 for Eve and 3 for Sarah
12:15 AM - Contract Renewal: rip sarah
12:15 AM - Sarah Salem: :I
12:15 AM - Sarah Salem: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
12:15 AM - Eve: (( godamnit ))
12:15 AM - EM: (it's ok, you can take their beating hopefully)
12:15 AM - Contract Renewal: I said I wanted to try and kill you but I swear if you were looking at rolz I declared the numbers before I rolled it
12:15 AM - Contract Renewal: :v
12:15 AM - Sarah Salem: possibly
12:16 AM - Contract Renewal: welp, DOGPILE ON SARAH!
12:16 AM - Sarah Salem: roll your attacks, i double doctor dog dare you >:c
12:16 AM - Contract Renewal: as an assisted group attack, each additional person provides +2 to the roll
12:16 AM - Contract Renewal: so original attacker's roll + 2x11
12:16 AM - Contract Renewal: c:
12:17 AM - Eve: (( ill cover for her ))
12:17 AM - Contract Renewal: ah, but you can only cover for 1d6 of the people
12:17 AM - Eve: (( awww ))
12:17 AM - Contract Renewal: roll 1d6 and find out how many people you might possibly stop from murdering sarah
12:18 AM - Eve: (( oop k ))
12:18 AM - Eve: (( 3 ))
12:18 AM - Contract Renewal: Eri, you can do the same
12:18 AM - EM: (do I need to be standing here to keep the slowing effect?)
12:18 AM - Sarah Salem: im gonna clash
12:18 AM - Contract Renewal: nah
12:18 AM - Contract Renewal: upi
12:19 AM - Contract Renewal: you're good
12:19 AM - Contract Renewal: you can attack em
12:19 AM - EM: ok, I'll cover for Sarah as well
12:19 AM - Contract Renewal: 1d6 first
12:19 AM - Eve: is the TN for cover still 14 even though there's 3 of em
12:19 AM - Contract Renewal: yep
12:19 AM - EM: 4
12:19 AM - Contract Renewal: now both Eri and Eve roll physical TN14
12:20 AM - Contract Renewal: if you fail, you do nothing!
12:20 AM - Contract Renewal: c:
12:20 AM - Contract Renewal: no pressure tho
12:20 AM - EM: 15
12:20 AM - Contract Renewal: and Eve?
12:20 AM - Eve: 13 :v
12:20 AM - Contract Renewal: that price is right trumpet failure sound never applied more
12:20 AM - Eve: (( T.T ))
12:20 AM - Contract Renewal: unless you feel like lucking that
12:20 AM - Contract Renewal: p sure you got a luck left?
12:21 AM - Eve: (( used it all up bby ))
12:21 AM - Contract Renewal: ah
12:21 AM - Contract Renewal: well, since I'm such a benevelont gm
12:21 AM - Sarah Salem: alright so im gonna clash the 8(?) that are coming for me
12:21 AM - Contract Renewal: and you were so close to passing, Eve
12:21 AM - Contract Renewal: you can block one
12:21 AM - Eve: (( yay ))
12:22 AM - Sarah Salem: alright so roll for the 7 that are coming for me so i can clash em~
12:22 AM - Contract Renewal: Suzu and Ally take a person of their own, knocking the total from 11 supporters to 4
12:22 AM - Eve: (( you go gurls ))
12:22 AM - EM: (yay team support)
12:23 AM - Contract Renewal: time for that roll
12:23 AM - Contract Renewal: if you're clashing, you gotta beat 23
12:23 AM - Contract Renewal: a simple enough task if you decide to OC
12:23 AM - Contract Renewal: :v
12:24 AM - Sarah Salem: and i'll use my luck OC
12:24 AM - Contract Renewal: 2 away
12:24 AM - Contract Renewal: shame
12:24 AM - Sarah Salem: ah well
12:24 AM - Sarah Salem: talk shit get hit, as the saying goes :v
12:24 AM - Contract Renewal: come on, you don't wanna go a single more oc? :v
12:25 AM - Sarah Salem: no
12:25 AM - Contract Renewal: another burst is always fun!
12:25 AM - Sarah Salem: nty
12:25 AM - EM: (plz no)
12:25 AM - Contract Renewal: especially a massive one right next to the center support of the city
12:25 AM - Contract Renewal: at the very lowest point possible
12:25 AM - Sarah Salem: again, no faggot
12:25 AM - Eve: (( in an elevator filled with civies ))
12:25 AM - Contract Renewal: k :v
12:25 AM - EM: (and your only friends)
12:25 AM - Contract Renewal: let's find out what you get rekt for
12:25 AM - Eve: (( besides sato ))
12:26 AM - EM: (I don't think he likes sato too much)
12:26 AM - Contract Renewal: the grouping of people mauling your shit collectively deal 12 resolve of damage
12:26 AM - Sarah Salem: 12
12:26 AM - Sarah Salem: ha!
12:26 AM - Sarah Salem: wimmmps
12:26 AM - Eve: (( who does really ))
12:26 AM - Sarah Salem: not really tho thats kind of a huge hit :v
12:26 AM - EM: (only 2 points larger than my self inflicted damage yay)
12:27 AM - Contract Renewal: so, anyone want to retailate?
12:27 AM - Contract Renewal: :v
12:27 AM - Contract Renewal: or should I roll another GMdie
12:27 AM - Sarah Salem: i'm good
12:27 AM - Contract Renewal: die seems to have a double meaning here
12:27 AM - Eve: (( I'll start healing peeps ))
12:27 AM - EM: (:c)
12:27 AM - Contract Renewal: heal the niggas whose shins data pasted
12:28 AM - Eve: (( nah fuck them ))
12:28 AM - Eve: (( I'll heal up data using haling light ))
12:28 AM - Contract Renewal: several of the people who aren't currently engaged in actively wrecking your shit begin to go craycray
12:28 AM - Eve: (( healing ))
12:29 AM - Eve: (( * ))
12:29 AM - Eve: (( actually I'll heal eris ass ))
12:29 AM - Contract Renewal: skin peeling, bashing heads against the walls, shouting in tongues, dancing casually, and playing catch with a crying infant, to name a few
12:30 AM - EM: "...These people are completely out of their minds..."
12:30 AM - Eve: (( assuming the healing light is being allowed to happen I healed Eri for 7 ))
12:30 AM - Contract Renewal: gotcha
12:30 AM - EM: (and that means I'm back up to 16 yay)
12:30 AM - Eve: (( woo ))
12:31 AM - Contract Renewal: I think I'm NOT going to GM you out of this entirely
12:31 AM - Contract Renewal: fuck plot armor
12:31 AM - Contract Renewal: I'm gonna roll to see if the thing actually manages to save you guys
12:32 AM - Eve: (( oh god ))
12:32 AM - EM: (oh no we're going to totally die)
12:32 AM - Sarah Salem: (( M-M-M-MONSTER KILL-LL-LL))
12:32 AM - Contract Renewal: unless god really really hates you
12:32 AM - Contract Renewal: there's no way this can fail
12:32 AM - Contract Renewal: LET THE DICE ROLL
12:33 AM - Contract Renewal: and you're good
12:33 AM - Eve: ((woo))
12:33 AM - Contract Renewal: the elevator imperceptibaly slows at first, before it finally starts to noticably reduce in speed, at last stopping
12:34 AM - Contract Renewal: a random guy's jaw unhinges and splits his face so that his mouth is open and flat, 180 degrees
12:35 AM - Contract Renewal: out pours dark red smoke which quickly flies out of the hole Sarah kindly cut into the ceiling
12:35 AM - Contract Renewal: and poof, like that, it's gone
12:35 AM - Eve: (( uhhhhh ))
12:35 AM - Sarah Salem: ((ur welcm))
12:36 AM - Eve: (( noice ))
12:36 AM - Contract Renewal: you feel a slight drop as the elevator suddenly starts falling again, but with a tremendous crash it thunks to something solid, having fallen but a few feet
12:36 AM - Eve: "I-is it o-o-over...?"
12:36 AM - Contract Renewal: the random people are now pretty much incapacitated
12:37 AM - EM: Eri shakes visibly at her newest near-death experience, seeing as another second or two of falling would have killed her, and everyone she cares about.
12:37 AM - Contract Renewal: crawling, moaning, crying, laughing hysterically, bleeding, and all sorts of other nice things
12:37 AM - Eve: *Eve does the best she can to heal the injured*
12:37 AM - Contract Renewal: From the sliced hole in the ceiling peaks two black-haired children
12:38 AM - Sarah Salem: I pull myself to my feet and lean on my bill.
12:38 AM - Contract Renewal: they look identical, though one has a short hairclip holding back their short cropped hair
12:38 AM - Contract Renewal: The one with the hairclip says, "Dear brother, I do believe we've found them."
12:39 AM - Contract Renewal: The other says, "Right you are, sister of mine. And just in time, it would seem."
12:39 AM - Eve: (( yay creepy twins ))
12:39 AM - Contract Renewal: They hop into the elevator in unison, holding hands
12:40 AM - Contract Renewal: they give a short bow, saying in tandem, "We are the Fallen."
12:40 AM - EM: Eri looks to the Twins, "...Thank you... I couldn't... I couldn't stop it...."
12:40 AM - Sarah Salem: "So are we." I say.
12:41 AM - Contract Renewal: The female twin (F), says, "A witty one, you are."
12:41 AM - Eve: (( sarahs 2sassy4you ))
12:41 AM - Contract Renewal: The male twin (M) says, "Humor is a good thing to have in times of peril, sister."
12:42 AM - Contract Renewal: (really nobody gonna comment on the magical girl boy)
12:42 AM - EM: (we are a progressive lot I assume)
12:42 AM - EM: (I'd rather not look a gift horse in the mouth either :u)
12:42 AM - Eve: (( I just assumed either they're trans or guys can become magical now ))
12:43 AM - Contract Renewal: F: "The bird sent for us-" M: "-to aid in your troubles."
12:43 AM - EM: "The bird.... saved us?"
12:43 AM - Contract Renewal: M: "You called for him," F: "Did you not?"
12:44 AM - EM: "I... I didn't."
12:44 AM - Contract Renewal: M: "Dear sister, I do believe we might have saved the wrong people."
12:44 AM - Eve: *Eve turns back from helping some random nutty* "We called it..."
12:44 AM - EM: "Well, you still saved us, don't get me wrong." Eri extrapolates.
12:44 AM - Contract Renewal: F: "Or perhaps we did not, my brother."
12:45 AM - Eve: "S-sarah stopped time and I used my feather."
12:45 AM - Eve: *Eve then realizes she should probably go about trying to heal her eye and does that*
12:45 AM - Contract Renewal: M: "Time?" F: "Feather?"
12:45 AM - Contract Renewal: Both: "Fascinating."
12:45 AM - EM: "Your.... feather?" Eri asks, puzzled.
12:46 AM - Eve: *Eve pulls out her feather* "The bird..gave it to me..."
12:46 AM - Contract Renewal: M: "The bird has great trust in you." F: "You would do well to not squander it."
12:47 AM - Eve: *Eve nods*
12:47 AM - Contract Renewal: Eve manages to close up the deep gouges on her face, but that eye is pretty much wrecked
12:47 AM - Contract Renewal: and there's gonna be some light scarring for some time on her face
12:47 AM - Eve: "Th-thanks by the way."
12:47 AM - Eve: (( eye patch time bitches ))
12:48 AM - Contract Renewal: play pirate with ally later
12:48 AM - Contract Renewal: buttpirate
12:48 AM - EM: (you be gettin that booty)
12:48 AM - Eve: (( wonk ))
12:48 AM - Contract Renewal: Ally, by the way, is hugging you chokingly tight and crying
12:48 AM - Contract Renewal: this seems to be a common occurence
12:48 AM - EM: "Suzu, Ko, are you all right?" Eri turns to try and find them.
12:48 AM - Contract Renewal: Ko's unconscious and Suzu's just about pissed herself
12:49 AM - Contract Renewal: Both: "We are pleased to have made it in time."
12:49 AM - Eve: *Eve hugs Ally back and crys with her*
12:50 AM - Contract Renewal: The tears sting like a BIIIIITCH on the eye that's pretty much like someone carved a trench in it with a rusty blade
12:50 AM - Eve: (( owie ))
12:50 AM - Eve: *the pain causes eve to cry more*
12:51 AM - Eve: *its a vicious cycle*
12:51 AM - Contract Renewal: M: "Though unfortunately, it would seem-" F: "-'in time' was not time enough."
12:52 AM - Sarah Salem: I nod halfheartedly.
12:53 AM - Contract Renewal: F: "It would seem there is nothing more for us here." M: "Would you care to go before the filth arrives?"
12:54 AM - EM: "That would be fine by me."
12:54 AM - Sarah Salem: "Please."
12:54 AM - Eve: *Eve helps Ally up and nods*
12:55 AM - Contract Renewal: The twins look to you all, NPC girls included, to each other, then nod. They float gracefully out of the hole in the ceiling, and you all follow suit after them
12:56 AM - EM: (like are we floating out and leaving all these poor people behind? :v)
12:56 AM - Contract Renewal: yep
12:56 AM - Sarah Salem: ((fuck em))
12:56 AM - Contract Renewal: not their problem, not yours
12:56 AM - Sarah Salem: (( ^^^ ))
12:56 AM - EM: (I suppose the paramedics can come rescue them)
12:56 AM - Contract Renewal: At the sealed doors to the fourth tier, they stop and hover for a moment
12:56 AM - Contract Renewal: The doors slide open
12:57 AM - Contract Renewal: you all float out and are set down
12:57 AM - Contract Renewal: the doors close
12:57 AM - Eve: (( yeah the cops will get em ))
12:58 AM - EM: Eri walks over to Suzu, "That was a nice punch you dished out back there." Eri gives a light hug, "Thanks."
12:58 AM - Contract Renewal: Still holding hands (having not let go), they bow again
12:58 AM - Contract Renewal: F: "We shall be off, then." M: "Do take care in the future."
12:58 AM - Eve: "Thank you again, we would be dead without you."
12:58 AM - Contract Renewal: Both: "Quite so."
1:00 AM - Contract Renewal: F: "Flat as s a pancake." M: "Flat as paper."
1:00 AM - Sarah Salem: (( flat as suzu ))
1:00 AM - EM: (shots fired)
1:00 AM - Contract Renewal: :V
1:00 AM - Contract Renewal: F: "Paper? Dear brother, paper is hardly delectable, let alone edible."
1:00 AM - Eve: (( 10/10 ))
1:01 AM - Contract Renewal: M: "A pancake? My sister, a delicious analogy is hardly appropriate in this situation."
1:02 AM - Eve: (( ima just let this play out ))
1:02 AM - EM: Eri lets go of Suzu and picks up Ko, who is presumably laying on the floor.
1:03 AM - Contract Renewal: yep
1:03 AM - Contract Renewal: F: "And paper is more appropriate, brother?"
1:03 AM - Contract Renewal: M: "Moreso than pancakes, sister."
1:03 AM - Contract Renewal: F: "We shall have to agree to disagree."
1:04 AM - Contract Renewal: M: "Just so."
1:04 AM - Contract Renewal: They bow again. Both: "Farewell."
1:04 AM - Eve: "Did you guys need a moment alone...?"
1:04 AM - Contract Renewal: and they float away
1:05 AM - Eve: (( buy mysterious children ))
1:05 AM - Eve: (( bye* ))
1:05 AM - Contract Renewal: buy mysterious children
1:05 AM - Contract Renewal: how much
1:05 AM - Sarah Salem: $39.99?
1:05 AM - Contract Renewal: too rich for my blood
1:05 AM - Eve: (( tree fitty  ))
1:06 AM - EM: "That was.... different." Eri thinks aloud, hefting Ko over her shoulder.
1:06 AM - Eve: "We should probably call the cops..."
1:07 AM - Sarah Salem: "For?"
1:07 AM - EM: "We should probably change out of our outfits first, seeing as that's what got us in trouble in the first place..." Eri states thoughtfully.
1:07 AM - Eve: "The people trapped down there!"
1:08 AM - Eve: *Eve megucas down*
1:08 AM - Contract Renewal: S: "W-w-w-what the FUCK is WRONG WITH YOU GIRLS?! WHY DOES THIS! KEEP! HAPPENING! WHY?!"
1:08 AM - Sarah Salem: I shrug and untransform.
1:08 AM - EM: "I.... I don't know." Eri unmagics as well.
1:08 AM - Eve: (( oh shit suzu snaped ))
1:09 AM - Eve: "S-sorry..." *Eve looks down and covers her eye*
1:09 AM - Contract Renewal: S: "Why? Why why why? Why why why why why why..." she continues to whisper as she hugs herself and wanders off
1:10 AM - Contract Renewal: Ally refuses to let go of Eve
1:10 AM - Sarah Salem: for the first time in a month
1:10 AM - Contract Renewal: and Ko is unconscious
1:10 AM - Sarah Salem: i have 0 OC
1:10 AM - EM: Eri'll follow Suzu, since I am partially responsible for this mess.
1:10 AM - EM: With Ko in tow.
1:10 AM - Contract Renewal: and I think we'll cut it here
1:11 AM - Contract Renewal: so, how's THAT for a comeback game, baby?
1:11 AM - Eve: *Eve holds Ally close and whispers to her* "Lets get you home okay?"
1:11 AM - Eve: That was radical as hell
1:11 AM - Sarah Salem: no babysitting, 2/10 best i can do
1:11 AM - Contract Renewal: I wanna hold babysitting off until the whole gang is here
1:11 AM - EM: I liked the part where we nearly died and for the sake of plot convience you had to save our asses
1:11 AM - Sarah Salem: i ALMOST had it
1:11 AM - Contract Renewal: it just isn't a party until Satoya throws shit-filled babies around for pissing on her
1:11 AM - Sarah Salem: but i wasnt risking OCing more
1:12 AM - Contract Renewal: also the cutoff for their passing the roll was 18
1:12 AM - Contract Renewal: they got 20
1:12 AM - Sarah Salem: and then gets stricken with mysterious headaches and has a pain-seizure on the floor
1:12 AM - Contract Renewal: barely a pass
1:12 AM - EM: wait, what is this about baby sitting?
1:12 AM - Eve: Im p sure if data had oced onemore time a bust would have taken out the whole city
1:12 AM - Contract Renewal: why, babysitting quest, of course!
1:12 AM - Sarah Salem: a joke-quest we've had lying around since like the beginning
1:13 AM - EM: oh god
1:13 AM - Sarah Salem: appy wants to actually do it because hes a scary person :v
1:13 AM - Contract Renewal: hehehehehe
1:13 AM - EM: alrightio, I'm off for tonight
1:13 AM - Eve: T.T
1:13 AM - Eve: same
1:13 AM - Sarah Salem: buhbye
1:13 AM - Contract Renewal: l8r
1:13 AM - Eve: gg guys
1:13 AM - EM left chat.
1:13 AM - Sarah Salem: that was fun
1:13 AM - Eve left chat.
1:13 AM - Sarah Salem: i enjoyed taking even more changes
1:13 AM - Contract Renewal: :v
1:13 AM - Sarah Salem: heres to being incredibly reckless :v
1:13 AM - Contract Renewal: that was fun
1:14 AM - Contract Renewal: I should random roll for shit more often
1:14 AM - Sarah Salem: yes you should
1:14 AM - Sarah Salem: and hide the rolls!
1:14 AM - Contract Renewal: as I did
1:14 AM - Sarah Salem: yep
1:14 AM - Sarah Salem: cant wait for the next session with ryan here
1:14 AM - Contract Renewal: oh boy
1:14 AM - Sarah Salem: i will ruin him
1:15 AM - Contract Renewal: he's gonna come back from his husbando's place and just see you guys absolutely bumfucked
1:15 AM - Sarah Salem: and then have a pain seizure while i sit around chillin :v
1:15 AM - Contract Renewal: Eve's pretty much missing an eye and looking edgier than a monosword with all those facescars
1:15 AM - Contract Renewal: chillin and teleporting through the warp
1:15 AM - Sarah Salem: warpgasming???
1:15 AM - Contract Renewal: yes
1:15 AM - Sarah Salem: no
1:15 AM - Sarah Salem: anyway
1:16 AM - Sarah Salem: seeya
1:16 AM - Sarah Salem: i have school tomorrow
1:16 AM - Contract Renewal: adios
1:16 AM - Sarah Salem: not like i actually care about that but i should make good decisions SOMETIMES
1:16 AM - Contract Renewal: :v
1:16 AM - Sarah Salem: byyye~
1:16 AM - Sarah Salem left chat.