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[FLUTTERRAPE THREAD SPECIAL] Choices

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  1. An experimental story based on choices chosen by Anons in the thread. Each part was rolled for and picked out based on the number they ended with.
  2.  
  3. Let's get experimental.
  4. I pray that there are a few people lurking at least.
  5. ---
  6. >Day choices in Equestria
  7. >Wake up
  8. >Yawn
  9. >Scratch ass cheek
  10. >A feeling of dread washes over you, like something terrible is going to happen
  11. >You realise that somewhere in another parallel universe, another Anon felt the same thing
  12. >Wanting to stand out and be the horrid little hipster that you are, you decide instead to feel 'unsure'
  13. >Content and indecisive, you shit, shower and shave
  14. >Walk downstairs
  15. >Sit at the kitchen table and set your hands on it, twiddling your thumbs and waiting for something interesting to happen
  16.  
  17.  
  18. -- Fluttershy crash lands into Anon's Lap with a POMF =3 --
  19.  
  20.  
  21. >Anon doesn't seem to abide by his own rules
  22. >With a middle finger extended to the universe, he simply wills his tale to continue
  23. >It's a one time thing though because Blizzard can't balance for shit
  24. >Before you can write a strongly worded letter to Capcom, Fluttershy bursts through your window, glass getting all over the place and creating several small lacerations on your face
  25. >She bounces across the kitchen table like a sex crazed rubber ball and lands on your lap
  26. >She sticks her tongue out and looks up at you, eyes full of hope
  27. >"Pomf!"
  28. You're not supposed to say 'pomf', chode.
  29.  
  30.  
  31. -- >rape --
  32.  
  33.  
  34. >Fluttershy's cheerful face drops
  35. >She musters all the cuteness she can and tries to look scary
  36. >">Rape!"
  37. >You're not quite sure how she managed to pronounce the greater-than symbol, but she did it anyway
  38. >While your mind struggles to comprehend how she says it, she presses herself forward and knocks you and the chair backwards
  39. >Your back his the floor, knocking the wind out of you
  40. >Your head hits the stone tiles
  41. >Hurts like a mother fucker
  42. >Fluttershy stands over you, drooling onto your chiselled features
  43. >She's also making a mess of the suit you decided to wear this morning
  44. >She gets to work trying to remove said suit, her horsegina already dripping everywhere
  45.  
  46.  
  47. -- give in. it isn't like I'm... I mean... like Fluttershy is going to give in, right? --
  48.  
  49.  
  50. >You decide that it's for the best to just give up
  51. >The French would be proud
  52. >You sigh and gaze into Fluttershy's madly twitching eyes
  53. Ok, Fluttershy. You win. I surrender.
  54. >Fluttershy squeals
  55. >She doesn't stop squealing
  56. >Her squeals reach such a volume that your ear drums burst and all the glass in your house shatters
  57. >You watch in awe as Fluttershy squeals herself into a coma
  58. >Then there is silence
  59. >You stand up and prod Fluttershy with a foot
  60. >She's fuckin' gone, man
  61. >Look around
  62. >The house is a wreck
  63. >There is a knock on the door
  64. >"Hey, Anon? It's Twilight. Have you seen Fluttershy anywhere?"
  65. >You look down at the unconscious Fluttershy
  66. >SHIT.
  67.  
  68.  
  69. -- Camouflage yourself as a chair. --
  70.  
  71.  
  72. >You think back to your grandpa's old war stories
  73. >"Anon! When I was in the First World War I used to hide in the most obvious places! The enemy never found me!"
  74. >The enemy never found him because he never fought in the first world war
  75. >But the principle still stands
  76. >You hastily throw together disguise and stay silent
  77. >Twilight lets herself in
  78. >As in, she melts the lock and pushes the door open, looking smug as shit
  79. >You fucking hate the unicorn sometimes
  80. >Could be worse though
  81. >She could be an Alicorn
  82. >BUT WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF THAT HAPPENING, RIGHT?
  83. >Twilight looks around the room
  84. >She gasps and runs over to Fluttershy
  85. >You hold your breath, your disguise is holding
  86. >You duct-taped a chair to your chest and are led on the kitchen floor
  87. >Don't move
  88. >Her Mary Sueness is based on Movement
  89.  
  90.  
  91. -- Slam her in the face with the chair when she isn't looking. --
  92.  
  93.  
  94. >Twilight murmurs to herself and stands back up
  95. >She starts to inspect your ruined kitchen, leaving Fluttershy's body next to you
  96. >While she inspects your shattered windows, writing down clues on a note pad, you slowly peel the duct tape off your chest and stand up
  97. >Using your incredibly ape-ancestor abilities of stealth and espionage, you creep up behind her, holding the wooden chair by it's legs above your head
  98. >From your new view point, Twilight isn't actually writing down clues
  99. >She's writing a "Suicide Note" for Fluttershy, complete with blood taken from the broken windows
  100. >Woah
  101. >Awesome
  102. >But she's overpowered, and she's got to go
  103. SURPRISE, MOTHER FUCKER.
  104. >Twilight's head spins 180 degrees in shock
  105. >"ANO-"
  106. >You slam that purple faggot in the face as hard as you can
  107. >The chair shatters, embedding splinters in her face and your hands
  108. >She flies across the room and into the fridge
  109. >The freezer door at the top opens
  110. >Popsickles
  111. >Hell yeah.
  112. >You suck on one while you survey the two nearly dead ponies in your kitchen
  113. >What a morning
  114.  
  115.  
  116. -- Run with the speed of a thousand Kenyans and talk with Pinkie about what you did --
  117.  
  118.  
  119. >You realise that you just took down two ponies in one morning before you even had breakfast
  120. >If this was some kind of video game, you would have easily earned an achievement.
  121. >But alas, this is a totally real event that is happening in a physical world full of non-fiction happenings.
  122. >But you know who would love to hear about this?
  123. >Pinkie Pie
  124. >Your brain gives itself a pat on the Lobe Occipital and you run out the door
  125. >Your urgency to tell Panka Pun about these cool happenings and rad events has somehow influenced your lower body strength
  126. >Your legs pump faster than they have ever pumped before and you cause your very own sonic anonboom while you run to Sugarcube Corner
  127. >You might have heard Rainbow Dash moan your name, but you couldn't hear over the sound of HOW FAST YOU'RE FUCKING RUNNING HOLY SHIT
  128. >You scream as you put up your arms to defend yourself
  129. >The wall of Sugarcube Corner meets you, but your velocity is too high to be stopped by the likes of wooden walls
  130. >You crash through it and tumble over a table, sliding on your face into the kitchen
  131. >Stand up, the skin on your face raw and bloody
  132. >Pinkie Pie stares at you, lower jaw open
  133. Pinkie.
  134. >"Y-yes?"
  135. You will never. Guess. What. Just. Happened.
  136.  
  137.  
  138. -- Crashing through the wall actually made you forget what happened. You and Pinkie must now retrace your own actions. --
  139.  
  140.  
  141. >"What Anon, WHAT?!"
  142. I-....
  143. >You pause
  144. I uhhh...
  145. >Pinkie cocks her head
  146. Fuck. I don't even know. How did I get here? Why is my face so sore?
  147. >Pinkie shakes her head
  148. >"Well I don't know! You just ran through the wall like ZOOM! And you've scared all the customers away you Dodo-head!
  149. That's not a word
  150. >"What are you a dictionary?"
  151. >You chuckle. Not sure why, you just felt like you needed to do so
  152. >Pinkie sighs
  153. >"Well since my shift was ending anyway, should we try and figure out what's wrong with you?"
  154. That's a great suggestion, Applejack!
  155. >"Ooooh boy."
  156. >You and Rarity step out of the you-shaped hole and head into town to try and figure out what the hell is going on
  157.  
  158.  
  159. -- Suddenly, a dragon swoops you off your feet claiming that you are its long lost child. --
  160.  
  161.  
  162. >"Holy cupcakes, Anon! A memory restoring plot device!"
  163. >You remove your top hat that you stole from an upper-class tourist whilst the readers weren't looking and try to hold back your tears of joy
  164. We did it, Pancake. We did it.
  165. >Pinkie Pie gently nudges you forwards
  166. >"Go on! Touch it! Remember!"
  167. >She starts ominously saying "Remember" like that one part of the Lion King
  168. >I loved that movie
  169. >Fuckin' Simba.
  170. >Before you can touch the plot device, the ground is torn from your feet and you find yourself soaring through the clouds
  171. This isn't normal.
  172. >Look up
  173. >A gargantuan silver dragon with green scales and a shit load of mascara on is carrying you in her claws
  174. >"MY CHILD! I THOUGHT I'D LOST YOU!"
  175. >Welp. Father always said to play along when in the presence of giant delusional hellspawns
  176. MOTHER! AT LAST!
  177.  
  178.  
  179. -- You >rape the dragon --
  180.  
  181.  
  182. >Your eyes widen as you remember something from your past
  183. >Your most prominent fetish
  184. >Dragons.
  185. >You struggle to contain your boner, but you are unable to do so.
  186. >Your dick, denser than the centre of a super-massive blackhole, is throbbing painfully
  187. >You must have this dragon
  188. >Mother or not.
  189. >Just as the dragon flaps her wings and soars over a mountain, you use your pent up sexual frustration to wrench yourself from her grasp
  190. >"MY CHILD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
  191. YOU.
  192. >"B-BUT WHY? CAN'T YOU SEE THE LIMITATIONS OF YOUR FEEBLE SEXUAL DRIVE?"
  193. BUT THAT'S JUST IT, DRAGON. MY DICK IS AN EVER GROWING ENGINE OF LUST AND DESIRE
  194. >Her eyes widen
  195. LITTLE BY LITTLE, MY DICK GETS HARDER UNTIL IT CAN OVERCOME ALL OBSTACLES!
  196. >You use your incredible strength to grip the dragon's behind
  197. >You line yourself up at her giant dragon entrance
  198. MY DICK IS THE DICK THAT SHALL PIECE THE DRAGON!
  199. >The music in your head reaches a crescendo as you ram your entire length into the dragon
  200. >The dragon roars in rage and loses control of it's motor skills, crashing into Canterlot and flattening over a hundred houses
  201. >You pump away until you finish inside her
  202. >Hop off the Dragon and pull up your pants
  203. >Pat her on the ass
  204. Call me.
  205. >She can't answer. She might be a bit dead from crashing head first into the ground
  206. >You put your hands on your hips and look at the scar of destruction created by the crash landing dragon
  207. Great. Now what?
  208.  
  209.  
  210. -- Acquire the Dragon's soul and become Anonkiin. --
  211.  
  212.  
  213. >You turn back around and gaze at the dragon
  214. >You hear a distant chanting in your mind
  215. >Without even realising what you're doing, you raise a hand and feel the dragon's soul lingering around it's late body
  216. >You focus, feeling the soul touch your fingers
  217. >The moment it does, the soul rushes into you
  218. >You feel the essence of the dragon fill every vein in your body, like in internal fire
  219. >You cry out in pain, but as soon as it has started, it ends
  220. >You gasp and clutch your head
  221. >You feel stronger than ever
  222. >A nearby pony crawls out of the wreckage of a house and limps over to you
  223. >"W-what was that? Who are you?"
  224. In your tongue I am Anonymous, DRAGONBORN!
  225. >You suck in air and bellow out some words
  226. FUS RO DAH!
  227. >The pony stands there and stares at you
  228. >"Uhhh, sorry?"
  229. >Ahh shit.
  230. >You aren't dragonborn at all!
  231. >You only went and gave yourself a dragon STD!
  232. >Great going, Anon. Who knows what freaky shit will happen to you now?
  233.  
  234.  
  235. -- Spread the dragon disease around p0nyville --
  236.  
  237.  
  238. >You muse to yourself for a moment
  239. What would a dragon STD even do?
  240. >The pony in front of you gasps
  241. >"Not a dragon STD! Those afflicted will wander Equestria fucking everything they see! There is no known cure!"
  242. ..Right, so what you're saying to me is, I have to go back to Ponyville and spread the virus?
  243. >"What?! No! You have to quarantine yourself, or set yourself on fire to purge the disease!"
  244. Definitely getting a "Spread my gift" kinda vibe here
  245. >"Are you insane?!"
  246. Mmmm...
  247. >Stroke your chin
  248. Yes.
  249. >Pin him down and fuck him in the ass as hard as you can, your dick empowered by the onset of Dragon STD, which from now on you have decided to call "Dragsexitus"
  250. >The pony cries beneath you while you empty yourself inside his anus
  251. >Pull out and tighten your belt
  252. >The pony pulls himself into the foetal position
  253. >"W-why?"
  254. Why? For the glory of Nurgle of course!
  255. >You raise your fists to the heavens and pray for Grandfather Nurgle to assist you in the spreading of his gift
  256. >He hears your call, and answers in kind
  257. >Open your eyes and find yourself in Ponyville
  258. >A small yellow filly trots up to you
  259. >"Howdy, thar, Ahnon! Fancy seein' you here!"
  260. >Smile darkly at her
  261. >It begins.
  262.  
  263.  
  264. -- Only Twilights virginity may cure you, quick, goto twilight and rape her --
  265.  
  266.  
  267. >Father Nurgle speaks to you while you plough that tight filly ass
  268. >"My Child, know that I love you greatly. For your time of ascension is not yet at hand"
  269. Nigga, really?
  270. >Applebloom sobs beneath you, but you aren't really concentrating on her
  271. >"Yes, dearest Anonymous. You must take the innocence of a virgin to cure you of this most wonderful ailment!"
  272. Suppose I like having this curse?
  273. >"I'll infect you with black death, syphilis, and genital warts for shits and giggles"
  274. That's not very nice, Papa Nurgle
  275. >"Don't fuck around with me, Anon. Go find a virgin. You can spread my plagues later, but not now."
  276. God dammit.
  277. >You pull out of Applebloom before you climax
  278. >She pouts
  279. >"N-not gonna finish?"
  280. Don't be a slut, Applebloom. Leave that to Sweetie Belle.
  281. >"Aww..."
  282. >You stroll along the outskirts of Ponyville and towards your house
  283. >Walk through your still open front door
  284. >Fluttershy is still in a coma
  285. >Twilight is slumped against the fridge
  286. >Pick up her hind legs
  287. >She's still warm, that'll make this easier
  288. >Push your cock into her
  289. >You meet resistance almost immediately
  290. >Grunt and push past it
  291. >You feel the hymen give way and you push all the way in
  292. >Pull out
  293. >Look at your dick
  294. >Blood all over it
  295. >Nurgle speaks once more
  296. >"Congratulations, my child! You are cured!"
  297. Woo hoo.
  298. >Sigh and look down at Twilight
  299. >She glares back
  300. >...
  301. >She wasn't dead.
  302. >...
  303. >OH SHIT.
  304.  
  305.  
  306. -- She's wearing panties and she's got an apple up her ass. --
  307.  
  308.  
  309. >You hold each other's gazes for a minute
  310. >Twilight's hatred is evident in her eyes
  311. >She spits out a few words slowly
  312. >"I. WAS SAVING MYSELF. FOR CELESTIA"
  313. Cool.
  314. >With a scream she unleashes every spell she knows
  315. >A long, drawn out fight occurs all over your house
  316. >You run upside down
  317. >Have sword fights
  318. >Tickle each other playfully
  319. >You get stabbed in the leg with a paring knife
  320. >Twilight's cutie mark gets shaved off on one side
  321. >Every item of furniture is destroyed or knocked over
  322. >And still Twilight rages at you
  323. >A loud explosion signifies the total annihilation of your bathroom
  324. >Twilight teleports out of it and throws a few spells in your direction
  325. >Backflip over an overturned table and watch as they liquefy whatever object was unfortunate enough to get hit
  326. >You run out of your front door when she stops to cool down
  327. >She screams and runs after you
  328. >You run down the street wearing a singed suit covered in holes
  329. >Your right shoulder is smouldering slightly
  330. >Twilight erupts from your house, her eyes burning with intense fury
  331. >She's also wearing a bright red thong and you can see an apple poking out of her asshole
  332. >You don't understand how it got there
  333. >Rage is on hell of a drug
  334.  
  335.  
  336. -- Celestia appears, and lets Twilight know that they could never had had sex, as Celestia is actually Twilight's son --
  337.  
  338.  
  339. >Twilight chases you through Ponyville, screaming insults and setting fire to everything except you
  340. >She's a terrible shot
  341. >Heh, good one, brain. You should totally tell her that
  342. >Look over your shoulder at the enraged Unicorn
  343. YOU'RE A TERRIBLE SHOT!
  344. >That showed her!
  345. >The ground beneath you shudders as Twilight's anger reaches new heights
  346. >She's now bright white and her mane is made of fire
  347. >Shitty OC 0/10 colour scheme would not cuddle
  348. >Fuck off, brain. We left the OC General for a reason
  349. >Before Twilight incinerates you, you freeze, held in place by a shining golden aura
  350. >Uh oh
  351. >You hear a majestic, boner inducing voice bellow out above the carnage
  352. >"TWILIGHT SPARKLE!"
  353. >A flash of bright light nearly blinds you
  354. >When you open your eyes, Ponyville is completely fixed
  355. >Nothing is on fire anymore
  356. >Except for your suit
  357. >Fucking Celestia
  358. >The Princess touches down and stomps over the Twilight while you watch, still suspended
  359. >"Twilight! I heard what you said"
  360. >Twilight stammers
  361. >"B-but how?"
  362. >Celestia smiles
  363. >"Yooou've coooome, such a looong looooooong waaay."
  364. >What.
  365. >"And I've watched yoooou from that veeeery fiiiiiirst day"
  366. >Twilight just seems appalled
  367. >"You've been watching me all this time?!"
  368. >"Yes."
  369. >"...EVERYTHING?!"
  370. >Celestia winks at her
  371. >"Oh yes. Which is also why I can never have sex with you."
  372. >Twilight bursts into tears
  373. >"But why?! I love you!"
  374. >You yawn
  375. >This is one mega-boring confrontation
  376. >Pinkie Pie floats on by, suspended by her own bubble of golden aura
  377. >"Tell me about it!"
  378. >You look back at the pair
  379. >"Because, Twilight... You are my son!"
  380. >At that moment, Twilight explodes like an expensive vase, bits of Twilight-shaped pottery showering everywhere
  381. >In her place now stands a male version of Twilight
  382. >"For you are actually Prince Dusk Shine!"
  383. THAT'S FUCKING RETARDED!
  384. >"Shut up, Anonymous."
  385.  
  386.  
  387. -- Wake up --
  388.  
  389.  
  390. >Dusk Shine and Celestia both look your way
  391. >You now notice their massive erect stallion dicks
  392. >You struggle
  393. >Can't move for shit, captain
  394. >Celestia licks her lips as she walks towards you
  395. >"Now, my son. Let us partake in some exotic fun"
  396. >Dusk Shine nods, his face a picture of the purest rape
  397. NO NO NO NO NOOO!
  398.  
  399. >You wake up panting
  400. >Clutch your chest
  401. >Your heart is hammering
  402. >Breathe heavily and calm yourself
  403. >The sun is streaming in through the cracks in the curtains
  404. >Look at the calender on the wall
  405. >Day 189 in Equestria
  406. >Get up
  407. >Shit, shower, shave.
  408. >Go downstairs
  409. >Pour yourself some oats
  410. >Stare at the bowl
  411. Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen?
  412.  
  413.  
  414. -- Twilight arrives at Anon's house to show off her wings --
  415.  
  416.  
  417. >You hear a knock on the door
  418. Who could that be?
  419. >You go over and open the door
  420. >Twilight is stood proudly in front of you
  421. >She has the smuggest look imaginable on her face
  422. >You just want to slap the little shit for looking so smug
  423. >What, she just thinks she can knock on your door and not suffer for it?
  424. >Fuck that bitch
  425. >You need to show her who's boss
  426. >Before you can show that bitch who's boss, she unfurls her wings
  427. >"Like them?"
  428. >You gawp at her
  429. >Your heart starts pounding in your chest
  430. >Take a step back, shaking your head slowly
  431. W-w-why?
  432. >You can't handle it
  433. >Drop to your knees and sob as hard as you can
  434. WHY? FUCKING WHYYYY?
  435. >Twilight looks taken aback
  436. >Fluttershy, who was hidden in your plant pot, jumps out and starts consoling you
  437. >"There there, Anon, it's ok... Shhhhh..."
  438. >You bury your face in Fluttershy's comforting embrace, tears streaking down your face
  439. T-they r-ruined her...
  440. >"It's ok, Anon, of course more people need to cater to your specific tastes.. Of course they're wrong for doing things you don't like..."
  441. >She shoots Twilight a dirty look
  442. >"I think you need to leave"
  443. >Twilight bows her head and walks away, feeling sorry for herself
  444. >Fluttershy helps you up and follows you inside
  445.  
  446.  
  447. -- lick Fluttershy's butthole --
  448.  
  449.  
  450. >Fluttershy spends the whole morning making you feel better
  451. >She's such a great friend
  452. >She puts loads of purple stuff on your food and in your drinks, but she's still a great FRIEND
  453. >You love your FRIENDS
  454. >You need to show your FRIENDS that you love them
  455. >Fluttershy looks deep into your eyes, and you into hers
  456. >You think quickly of the most romantic thing to say in this incredibly intimate situation
  457. >OK, ANON, DON'T FUCK THIS UP.
  458. Fluttershy...
  459. >"Y-yes, Anon?"
  460. Could I lick your asshole
  461. >Your brain commits ritual bukkake
  462. >Fluttershy blushes
  463. >"A-anon! I didn't think y-you liked me that much..."
  464. >Suddenly you're both wearing Japanese school uniforms
  465. >Fluttershy hikes up her skirt
  466. >"B-be gentle..."
  467. >You lean in and press your face between those amazingly soft cheeks
  468. >Fluttershy moans from the sensation of your breath on her puckered little butthole
  469. >You slowly extend your long and push it inside
  470. >It tastes tangy
  471.  
  472.  
  473. -- Keep going until someone catches the two. Anon has no dignity anymore. --
  474.  
  475.  
  476. >You push your tongue deep inside her, tasting her rectal walls
  477. >For some reason, a single tear forms in your eye and slides down your cheek
  478. >You also feel empty and cold inside
  479. >You resign to eating out Fluttershy's asshole all afternoon
  480. >Fluttershy screams in pleasure and rubs herself to your rhythmic licking
  481. >You feel nothing inside
  482. >All that matters is the licking
  483. >More tears streak down your face
  484. >Fluttershy takes this as tears of happiness
  485. >But you feel no happiness
  486. >You long since forgot what it means to feel anything
  487. >Lick, lick, lick. that's all you do for 6 straight hours
  488. >A knock on the door sounds distant
  489. >Fluttershy screams and orgasms again, covering your chin in juices
  490. >You keep licking, your tastebuds long since become accustomed to the taste of flutterpoop
  491. >You would feel disgust, but nothing phases you anymore
  492. >At that moment, you hear a loud gasp
  493. >Fluttershy pushes you away from her, and your tongue leaves her asshole
  494. >You look around, dazed and confused
  495. >Rarity is aghast and looking like she's about to faint
  496. >Fluttershy stammers
  497. >"H-hello umm..."
  498. >She eeps and flies out of the window
  499. >Rarity just stares at you
  500. >Your tongue is still hanging out
  501. >It's numb
  502.  
  503.  
  504. -- They star in a movie rapes on a train. --
  505.  
  506.  
  507. >Rarity slowly begins to speak
  508. >"...Anonymous... I recently uhh, came into a bit of a job prospect. You're aware of how good I am at acting, yes?"
  509. >You look at your wall
  510. >Pictures of Rarity screaming in various poses greet you
  511. >Turn back to Rarity
  512. Yeah?
  513. >"Well, I was told that I could star in my own motion picture! Isn't that exciting!"
  514. I guess, yeah. What does that have to do with me?
  515. >"Ah, the director, a close friend of mine, said that he needed an actor to play the lead role! Would you like to do it?"
  516. My tongue tastes like shit.
  517. >"Wonderful! I shall meet you at the train station in 3 hours!"
  518. >3 hours later you're at the train station with Rarity
  519. Woah, wait. That happened way too fast!
  520. >"We don't have time for conventional pacing, Anonymous! We need to make another jump to get to the point of the story!"
  521. What? NO, NOT AGAIN!
  522. >A massive wormhole opens before you
  523. >Rarity pushes you in and jumps after you
  524. >You tumble and fall through reality's back door
  525. >A loud crackling and the sensation of static electricity all over your body meets you
  526. >Blink a few times
  527. >Rarity exits the wormhole behind you and crashes into your back
  528. >You fall to the floor with a whimper
  529. >Man up, pussy
  530. >Consider it manned, brain.
  531. >Rarity gets up off your back and trots into vision
  532. >"Come along, Anonymous! It's one year later! We have to go and see our film premier!"
  533. >Oh shit.
  534. >You actually made a movie called "Rapes on a Train" with Rarity
  535. >And now you're going to watch said movie
  536. >You don't even remember the script of film itself
  537. >One shudders to imagine what inhuman horrors lie inside that theatre
  538.  
  539.  
  540. -- Twilight crashes to the window and knocks Rarity unconscious, she then takes you to the library --
  541.  
  542.  
  543. >"Zac Maxboner! The rapes are everywhere! Train passengers are being violated left right and centre!"
  544. >You, wearing a horse head mask, put on some sunshades and pick up the alicorn amulet
  545. We rape the rape, Tits McLargecrotch.
  546. >You and Rarity charge into a passenger car, shooting hideous parodies of Fluttershy with large purple laser beams
  547. >Screams and explosions fill the train
  548. >You turn to Rari- Tits McLargecrotch
  549. TITS! THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM!
  550. >Tits turns around in slow motion, explosions lighting up the set behind her as she blinks slowly
  551. >"Zac! I love you!"
  552. >Before you can answer, Twilight god damn Sparkle crashes through a carriage window and kicks Tits in the head
  553. TITS! NOOOOO!
  554. >Twilight cackles, lightning flashing behind her
  555. >"AND NOW YOU'RE ALL MINE, ZAC MAXBONER!"
  556. >She encases you in a purple magic field and flies both you and her out of the train
  557. >You watch and scream with anger as the train implodes, killing everyone onboard
  558. >Twilight flies you to her evil lair, a giant tree with a cute little garden out front
  559. >It looks nice.
  560. >Meanwhile, in the cinema, you zone out
  561. >When you snap to, the movie is over and the credits are rolling
  562. >Rarity is in tears
  563. >"W-wasn't that just the most amazing film ever?"
  564. It was shit
  565. >"Yes, it was, really"
  566. Who was your director friend?
  567. >"Micheal Hay."
  568. >BA DUM TSSSSSS
  569.  
  570.  
  571. -- You go back to your house to get some sleep --
  572.  
  573.  
  574. >Tired as hell and fed up with everything from time-jumps to shit movies with no plot, you decide to go home
  575. >A quick prayer to Nurgle lands you back at your house in the correct time line
  576. >He says you'll owe him when you die
  577. >That's future Anons problem
  578. >Push open the front door
  579. >Walk upstairs after locking it and hanging up your jacket
  580. >Collapse on the bed
  581. >Man, what a day
  582. >It doesn't take long for you to fall asleep
  583. >Life here can get tiring.
  584.  
  585.  
  586. -- You hear knocking on your door, you open to see Twilight, she couldn't sleep because she is in heat --
  587.  
  588.  
  589. >Dreamland is awesome
  590. >No ponies
  591. >No rape
  592. >Just you, hot supermodels, and video games
  593. >Ahhh, the joys of the unconscious mind
  594. >You float over to another large breasted woman so that you may have you way with her
  595. >She opens her mouth
  596. >You hear door knocks
  597. ...What?
  598. >The supermodel laughs and tries to speak again
  599. >All you can hear is door knocking
  600.  
  601. >Day midnight in Equestria
  602. >Wake up
  603. FUCK!
  604. >Stomp downstairs and throw open the door
  605. >Twilight is there, looking less smug
  606. >She still has the wings though
  607. >You're too tired and angry to cry
  608. WHAT.
  609. >"A-anon... I need help..."
  610. Unless it's cancer, I don't give a shit
  611. >"I'm... I'm in heat. Please, I need help!"
  612. >Heat, eh?
  613. >What an interesting turn of events
  614. >Its seems that estrus is upon us
  615. >Woe betide any men in the area when it happens
  616. >...
  617. >Wait...
  618. >...
  619. >FUCK.
  620.  
  621.  
  622. -- She wants you to give her some ointment and lets you go back to bed afterwards. --
  623.  
  624.  
  625. So let me guess, I'm going to have to have sex with you, or barricade my entire house spending the week fending off horny mares in some kind of R-rated Zombie Apocalypse, but with sex instead of cannibalism?
  626. >Twilight stares at you
  627. >"Uhh. No. You have some cream that can help me, should be called '2H1-T'."
  628. Oh... My mistake
  629. >Twilight laughs nervously
  630. Yeah, uhh. No problem, I guess.
  631. >You walk upstairs to the bathroom and get the ointment
  632. Why do I even have this?
  633. >Turn over the bottle
  634. >"Also works as mouthwash"
  635. Ah.
  636. >Walk downstairs again and hand her the bottle
  637. >She takes it, sighing in relief
  638. >"Thanks, Anon. It can get pretty unbearable during heat"
  639. No problem, Twilight. You have a nice night.
  640. >Hear a cough
  641. >You and Twilight look left
  642. >Applejack is stood there
  643. >"Ya know, there're other cures fer heat, Twi."
  644. >Twilight smiles
  645. >"I know, Applejack. But I prefer the cream. It's less hassle"
  646. >Applejack stares at her
  647. >And slaps the bottle out of her hoof
  648. >The bottle shatters
  649. >You, Twilight and Applejack stare at it for a moment
  650. Uh oh.
  651.  
  652.  
  653. -- Applejack has already been satisfied by her brother, Twilight needs your dick --
  654.  
  655.  
  656. >Applejack chuckles
  657. >"Ya'll have a nice night now."
  658. >She struts off, you see something dribbling from her rear but it's hard to tell what under the moonlight
  659. >Look back at Twilight
  660. >She's whimpering
  661. >She raises her head and looks at you, with eyes full of pain
  662. >"Anon... Help..."
  663. >Well fucking shit, looks like you're in quite the conundrum
  664. >You think back to what your redneck uncle used to tell you
  665. >"NAH, ANAN. WHAT YA NEED TA DO IS FUCK HER GENTLY, NOT HARD. HORSES HATE IT HARD. WAHEY!"
  666. >Uncle Redmond was weird.
  667. >You sigh and kneel down
  668. Would you like me to help you with your little problem, Twilight?
  669. >She sniffs and nods
  670. >"Y-yes please"
  671. >You take Twilight inside and lead her into your bedroom
  672. >Lay her down on the bed
  673. >Gaze into her bright eyes and smile
  674. >Lean in for a kiss
  675. >[SCENE REDACTED]
  676.  
  677. Oh my god, I am so sorry, guys. The part of my brain that writes clop just quit.
  678. J-just make up what you think will happen, okay? They have sex. That's all you need to know.
  679.  
  680. >A distant rooster call wakes you up
  681. >Stir slightly and look down at the purple alicorn gently snoozing
  682. >Pull her in closer and smile
  683. >Last night was awesome
  684. >Twilight's eyes flutter open and she nuzzles you
  685. >"Thank you, Anon"
  686. >You both lie in bed for a while longer, enjoying each other's warmth and company
  687. >What a perfect morning.
  688.  
  689.  
  690. -- everything ends. for ever. no sequels -- (<-- I fucking LOVED this answer. Nice one, Anon.)
  691.  
  692.  
  693. >Twilight cuddles up closer to you
  694. >"Anon?"
  695. Yeah?
  696. >"Can... Can I stay with you for today?"
  697. >You shift to get a better look at her
  698. >She smiles up at you shyly
  699. Sure thing, Twi.
  700. >You both get out of bed and make some food.
  701. >You joke and laugh with her, she giggles cutely and blushes at every turn
  702. >Trips around Ponyville that day go perfectly, and you only end up liking Twilight even more
  703. >By the end of the day, you're sat outside your house on the grass, drinking cold apple juice and stroking Twilight's mane while she reads a book
  704. >Applejack passes by
  705. >She sees you and Twilight
  706. >Twilight blushes
  707. >Applejack winks at you and carries on about her business
  708. >She didn't need to say anything. Her intentions were clear
  709.  
  710. >As the days roll by you and Twilight get closer together, happy in each other's company
  711.  
  712. >Eventually you would have gotten married, and though you couldn't have kids, every day you spent with that mare was just as magical as the last
  713.  
  714. >All good things must come to an end though, and being an Alicorn, Twilight inevitably outlives you
  715.  
  716. >You lie on your bed 70 years later
  717. >You've lived a long life
  718. >A happy life
  719. >Your cracked lips form a smile and your hand strokes Twilight's mane as she sits by your side
  720. >Sunlight is peeking in through the windows
  721. >Twilight is by your side
  722. >Everything is just perfect
  723. >Twilight starts to tear up again
  724. >You shush her
  725. It's ok, Twilight... Don't be sad. You made me the happiest...
  726. >You feel yourself going
  727. Man...
  728. >Your eyes droop
  729.  
  730. Alive...
  731.  
  732. The End
  733. Thanks for participating everyone. This was a fun little journey.
  734.  
  735. You guys are great.
  736. <3
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