Yo Momma!

  GNU nano 4.8                            momma.tcl
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# momma.tcl 0.1                    #02/26/21 #
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#Author  Poul & ComputerTech                      #
#IRC     Irc.OpenIRC.Club  #PoulsKitchen | irc.technet.xi.ht #ComputerTech     #
#Email   jamesmagnusjones@gmail.com   computertech312@gmail.com        #
#URL     tbd   #
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# Start Of Configuration #
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#Set trigger of the commands.

set mom(trig) "!"


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#Set Flag of usage of commands

set mom(tflag) "-|-"

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bind pub $mom(tflag) $mom(trig)yomomma mom:yomomma




set ranmom {
"Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, I need your weight not your phone>
"Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."
"Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, We are fam>
"Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, Sorry, no profess>
"Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, Let there be light, he asked your mother to mo>
"Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking >
"Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices."
"Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed>
"Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does."
"Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said Dis>
"Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody sc>
"Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide."
"Yo Momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, What are those"
"Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept."
"Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out."
"Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous."
"Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application."
"Yo momma so fat when she steps out in a yellow raincoat, the people yell, TAXI!"
"Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door wit>
"Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery."
"Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it read, Get the hell off me!"
"Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite."
"Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on the back of the bus it did a wheelie."
"Yo momma's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her th>
"Yo momma's so fat, she tripped over Wal-Mart, stumbled over K-Mart, and landed on Targe>
"Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!"
"Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it."
  GNU nano 4.8                            momma.tcl
"Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.>
"Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said, One person at a time please."
"Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it."
"Yo mama so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper."
"Yo momma's so fat, when she farted, she launched herself into orbit."
"Yo momma's so smelly, that when she spread her legs, I got seasick."
"Yo mamma so stupid her password needed 8 characters, so she typed Snow White and the 7 >
"Yo mama is so fat on Halloween she threw on a white sheet and went as Antarctica."
"Yo momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale."
"Yo momma is so ugly that when the Kool-Aid man broke through her wall he said, Oh noooo>
"Yo momma's breath smelled so bad when she walked by a clock it said, Tic Tac."
"Yo mamma's so ugly, when her house was being robbed, the mugger took off his mask and m>
"Yo mama jokes are old and overused just like yo mama!"
"Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack."
"Yo momma's so fat, when she was floating in the ocean, Spain claimed her for the new wo>
"Yo momma so stupid, she tried to talk into an envelope to send a voicemail."
"Your mamma's so fat people jog around her for exercise."
}
proc mom:yomomma {nick host hand chan text} {
global ranmom

set momnick [lindex [split $text] 0 ]

set mymom [lindex $ranmom [rand [llength $ranmom]]]
putserv "PRIVMSG $chan :$momnick $mymom"

}

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