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- EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!
- SOLAIRE!
- VS!
- SUUUNN! TZUUUU!
- BEGIN!
- Solaire:
- Praise the Sun! Well, not you.
- I'm a friendly fellow, but I know how to be cruel.
- I'll throw a Lightning Spear, and end this battle swiftly.
- Clearly, invading your world would be no challenge to me!
- You wrote the Art of War; shame you didn't master it,
- I'd say a dung pie is close to your equivalent .
- Wear a Ring of Sacrifice, you'll need it after this verse.
- Actually, make that a Rare Ring. You've been verbally cursed!
- Sun Tzu:
- Nice feather, "Sunbro", got something to share?
- I'm a master strategist, you think you have a prayer?
- I can think faster than your model can even load.
- In war and rhyme, you're not a challenging foe.
- You wish to be grossly incandescent? I'll gladly set you ablaze.
- I'm the only Sun that ever deserves to be praised!
- Solaire:
- You've a bigger mouth than the Gaping Dragon, but no skill to back it up.
- I can run through you quicker than the Undead Asylum!
- Challenging me is like attempting a suicide run.
- Hm? What's this? Seems I've obtained the Soul of Sun!
- Sun Tzu:
- You're a Sunlight Maggot, not a Warrior of Sunlight!
- My rhymes are harder than Demon Titanite!
- War is in my bloodline; many generals I've inspired.
- You want a chance to win? Sorry, ten intelligence is required.
- If you want to fight again, I'll gladly give you more.
- But for now, you and all your "sunbros" can taste my Longsword!
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