Unwell (90s Are All That)

Watching
Nickelodeon, just thinking
They played us all like goddamn fools

Bring back
The ‘90s shows that we wanna see
Seemed like the perfect deal

Until
Three years later
And the lineup never changes
It didn’t have to be

90s are all that
I’ll admit that much
But when it’s the same every night
It doesn’t seem like they care much

Hey, That, Kel, Rats, Catdog, more Arnold too
That’s all you ever seem to do
I know everyone would like to see
The Adventures of Pete and Pete

Lose your
Faithful viewers
By airing the same thing week after week

Except of course
When you do your little special events

It truly makes me sick
That you can play us for fools, hyping us up for something big, and then give us
The same

And after these three years, tell me
Have you
Tried clearing rights for the guest stars?

90s are all that
Yeah, that’s what you always say
Didn’t know the 90s never changed day-to-day
I know the fan boys will always say
They try their best, well, don’t they?

Hey, Mack, Ren, That, Rocko, Rats, Aaah! too
Would get old but still would be a slight change too
And just because you sell them on DVD
Doesn’t mean they can’t be on TV

Hell, at this point I’d settle for Zim
I’d even settle for the new cast
Or maybe even just some old Nick Jr. stuff
(I know you have the rights)

I just want some effort
Put into this block
The lineup has been solid as a rock
I mean, who wouldn’t wanna see, every night
Skeeter, Petes, hell, even Ginger’d be alright

Show a little change
And we’ll show a little bit more
As we change back our TVs to where it all began

With Kenan on that orange couch

And Randy getting a tooth taken out

Kenan getting a stolen car

Clarissa’s an understudy too

Kaloo cuckoo
Yeah, kaloo cuckoo too