PEANUT BUTTER DICK (penka, comedy, lewd)

>>I want to rub peanut butter all over my cock and present it to a pony so she'll lick it clean, without realizing what she's doing

>what could go wrong?!
>this is genius!
>ponies don't know what human dicks look like, right?
>and you know for a fact they love peanut butter
>so it didn't take you more than five minutes to do the maths, and find a perfect hiding spot, some bushes tall enough to completely hide your standing form, yet perfectly placed right next to the park's entryway
>a pot of peanut butter in hand, you start to fuck the thing, making sure to leave some onto your balls too, precious dears need some love from time to time
>and voilà, a peanut butter covered cock ready to be served!
>and just in time, you hear the sounds of hooves approaching
>a quick glance through the leaves let you discern the two individuals
>two mares
>and not just two mares, but Rarity, that stuck up bitch, and also the literal perfect candidate for the job
>the pinkie pie
>you've seen the things she can do with her tongue
>you've seen the way she gobbles and laps and licks and suckle on things
>you can feel yourself throbbing just thinking about it
>so you press your hips forward, yet making sure to keep yourself hidden
>and you wait
>any second now
>any second...
>"Ooooh, what's that?"
>"I... I don't know, dear,"
>"Is that a fruit or something? A banana?"
>"It doesn't look like a banana,"
>sniff sniff
>throb throb
>"It smells good!"
>"Wait, Pinkie darling don't--"
>lick lick
>UNF
>IT'S WORKING
>"Mmmmmh! It's delicious!"
>"Pinkie Pie, dear, I don't think you should--"
>slurp
>gobble
>slurp
>lick lick
>oh god, this is too good to be true
>"Rarity you MUST try it!"
>"Uhm, no thank you dear, I'd rather stay away for now, who knows what kind of horrible stains its juices could make!"
>"Juices? Ooohhh, I bet the insides must taste even better!"
>wait what
"NO, WAIT--"
>CRUNCH
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHH!"