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  1. 11[01:31:57] <%Kata> Hey Fixy did you sleep with Ahmed? Was he a good laid?
  2. 03[01:32:03] * Kata sets mode: +v Grindelwald
  3. 00[01:32:03] <%Fixy> ..
  4. 00[01:32:05] <%Fixy> uhm no?
  5. [01:32:08] <@goldfish> Lay*
  6. [01:32:08] <%Kata> Aww.
  7. [01:32:13] <@goldfish> :(
  8. [01:32:14] <@goldfish> Hi Kata.
  9. 00[01:32:14] <%Fixy> why the fuck would i sleep with ahmed
  10. [01:32:14] <%Kata> I stand corrected
  11. [01:32:20] <%Kata> Cause he's sexy
  12. 00[01:32:21] <%Fixy> ..
  13. [01:32:24] <%Eoin> ......
  14. [01:32:24] <%Kata> And I have fantasies about him
  15. 00[01:32:26] <%Fixy> ...
  16. 00[01:32:35] <%Fixy> yeah, he's 23, muslim and just a good friend
  17. [01:32:36] <@goldfish> ..lol
  18. [01:32:40] <%Eoin> I'm scared of them too Ryan, I don't fancy hitting one going 60
  19. [01:32:43] <%Kata> With a nice rugged beard
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  22. 00[01:41:29] <%Fixy> man
  23. 00[01:41:32] <%Fixy> i had steak at home
  24. 00[01:41:39] <%Fixy> and the rest of my friend's tortellini at the festival
  25. 00[01:41:41] <%Fixy> :')
  26. [01:41:49] <@goldfish> Nice.
  27. 00[01:41:54] <%Fixy> i'm telling
  28. 00[01:41:55] <%Fixy> you
  29. 00[01:41:57] <%Fixy> that tortellini
  30. 00[01:42:00] <%Fixy> it was fucking awesome
  31. [01:42:51] <%Eoin> Now i'm getting all hungry
  32. 00[01:43:08] <%Fixy> :D
  33. 11[01:43:51] <%Kata> Fixy, ihu
  34. 00[01:43:59] <%Fixy> ?
  35. [01:44:16] <%Kata> 00:41 @goldfish • You're on a -diet-
  36. [01:44:16] <%Kata> >steak
  37. [01:44:16] <%Kata> >tortellini
  38. [01:44:20] <%Kata> I stand by my "ihu"
  39. [01:44:35] <@goldfish> lol
  40. 06[01:44:37] * %Fixy shrugs
  41. [01:46:37] <%Kata> Shrug all you want. You're a horrible person. And I'll eat you. >:
  42. [01:46:39] <%Kata> I'm hungry.
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  45. 00[02:02:24] <%Fixy> AND PLEASE
  46. 00[02:02:27] <%Fixy> baby get on your kneeees
  47. 00[02:02:33] <%Fixy> i wanna feeel feel feel your teeth
  48. [02:02:40] <%Kata> Okay! >:D
  49. [02:02:49] <@goldfish> ...
  50. 00[02:03:01] <%Fixy> yeah i was singing.
  51. [02:03:04] <%Eoin> Teeth are a bad thing when it comes to that kinda stuff
  52. 00[02:03:18] <%Fixy> you haven't met me :o)
  53. [02:03:36] <%Eoin> Now but I have met my last girlfriend :\
  54. [02:03:41] <%Eoin> and it was NOT pleasureable
  55. 11[02:03:45] <%Kata> Fixy doesn't love me ;-;
  56. [02:03:51] <%Kata> Even though I love her. So much.
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  60. [02:29:57] <%Fixy> sleepy time, goodniight
  61. 11[02:30:02] <%Kata> Fixy
  62. [02:30:05] <%Kata> Take me with you? :/
  63. 06[02:30:24] * %Eoin kills the pedophile that is Kata
  64. [02:30:38] <%Kata> And I'm a pedophile why exactly?
  65. 11[02:30:51] <%Eoin> you do realize Lou is like 16 right
  66. [02:31:15] <%Kata> And I'm 19. :p And she's danish. And I'm british. We're allowed to fuck each other after age 15
  67. [02:31:22] <@GiantSquid> AND I WONDER, STILL I WONDER. WHO'LL STOP THE RAIN?
  68. 06[02:31:28] * %Kata hits GiantSquid
  69. [02:31:29] <%Eoin> CCR shall!
  70. [02:32:17] <@Axel> that to nsync
  71. 00[02:32:20] <%Fixy> ...
  72. [02:32:23] <%Eoin> ?
  73. [02:32:23] <@Axel> yeah!
  74. 06[02:32:26] * @Axel no >_>
  75. 00[02:32:32] <%Fixy> i have better things to do with my time than fuck you
  76. [02:33:10] <%Eoin> LIKE FUCK ME?!?!
  77. [02:33:11] <@Axel> ...lol
  78. 11[02:33:48] <%Kata> Fixy, that sounds awfully harsh. :p
  79. 00[02:33:55] <%Fixy> how?
  80. 00[02:34:07] <%Fixy> i'm sorry i'm not attracted to attention whores and dirty twats
  81. [02:34:13] <%Kata> Well you basically said that I'm not worth your time hun.
  82. [02:34:16] <%Kata> Ah, there we go.
  83. 00[02:34:24] <%Fixy> because you're not
  84. [02:34:33] <%Kata> Mmmkay, be a total bitch, that's fine.
  85. 00[02:34:36] <%Fixy> i will be
  86. [02:34:44] <%Kata> Alright sweetiepie
  87. 00[02:34:44] <%Fixy> and i don't give two shits about it
  88. [02:34:45] <%Eoin> SHE'S My BITCH
  89. [02:34:49] <%Eoin> well actually
  90. [02:34:52] <%Eoin> I'm her bitch
  91. [02:34:53] <%Kata> Now go to bed, you're cranky hun.
  92. [02:34:56] <@goldfish> Eoin is my bitch.
  93. [02:35:04] <%Eoin> I'm everybodys bitch!
  94. [02:35:06] <%Eoin> except for katas
  95. 11[02:35:12] <%Kata> I know you didn't had your applejuice earlier but a goodnight's sleep will make it all better, Fixy.
  96. 15[02:35:14] * Quits: %tober (srasco@cloaked-CB98D8A8.hsd1.nh.comcast.net) (Ping timeout)
  97. 00[02:35:21] <%Fixy> yeah just go fuck yourself
  98. 00[02:35:27] <%Fixy> and try not to slit your wrists
  99. [02:35:30] <%Kata> I'll fuck you instead. <3
  100. 00[02:35:40] <%Fixy> try it and i'll rip your balls off :)
  101. [02:35:47] <%Eoin> WAIT!??! WE"VE GOT A CUTTER!?!?
  102. [02:35:52] <%Kata> You'll be tied up, don't worry. :p
  103. 00[02:35:59] <%Fixy> oh will i?
  104. 00[02:36:09] <%Fixy> i didn't realise i would even get within a hundred kilometres of you ever
  105. [02:36:22] <%Kata> Heh.
  106. 11[02:36:24] * %Eoin buys Lou a handgun
  107. [02:36:33] <%Kata> Seriously though, what the fuck, I've been nothing but nice to you.
  108. 00[02:36:36] <%Fixy> ..
  109. [02:36:37] <%Kata> Then this shit. o_o
  110. [02:36:43] <+Caprica_Malfoy> lol
  111. 00[02:36:44] <%Fixy> you done nothing but HIT on me like an animal
  112. [02:36:48] <%Eoin> You have been pretty creepy
  113. 00[02:36:50] <%Fixy> it's disgusting
  114. [02:36:51] <%Kata> You on your period or something or are you just a total bitch all the time?
  115. [02:36:55] <%Kata> I'm a pretty creepy person.
  116. 00[02:36:57] <%Fixy> just a total bitch
  117. [02:37:00] <%Kata> Ah.
  118. [02:37:01] <%Eoin> I can tell :\
  119. [02:37:04] <%Kata> You need a good lay.
  120. 00[02:37:21] <%Fixy> that won't fix how much of a fuckhead you are
  121. [02:37:24] <%Eoin> And you are obviously not the one to give it to her
  122. [02:37:31] <%Kata> I hope not. :p
  123. 11[02:37:38] <%Kata> Fixy, awwwww you're trying to insult me <3
  124. 11[02:37:41] * %Kata hugs Fixy
  125. [02:37:43] <%Kata> There there
  126. [02:37:46] <%Kata> Now bed hun
  127. [02:37:51] <%Kata> It's late. You'll get cranky
  128. [02:37:58] <%Eoin> You can tell upset he is getting by how calm he's trying to act
  129. [02:38:02] <%Eoin> how+
  130. 03[02:38:02] * Fixy sets mode: +b *!*@cloaked-80A9981.dsl.telepac.pt
  131. 15[02:38:03] * Timer 1 activated
  132. 15[02:38:06] * Timer 1 halted
  133. 03[02:38:10] * Kyler[away] is now known as Kyler
  134. [02:38:24] <%Eoin> awesome
  135. 03[02:38:28] * Kata sets mode: +b *!*weee@*.flatrate.dk
  136. [02:38:31] <%Kata> :p
  137. 00[02:38:32] <%Fixy> oh how cute
  138. [02:38:37] <%Kata> Now what?
  139. 03[02:38:49] * Joins: gunning4u (divine@cloaked-AA48D7C8.range86-148.btcentralplus.com)
  140. 03[02:38:49] * GiantSquid sets mode: +h gunning4u
  141. [02:39:08] <%Kata> Seriously though, I've been nice to you and yeah; I'm sorry if I was creepy, but I was just messing around *shrugs*
  142. 03[02:39:08] * Caprica_Malfoy is now known as Caprica_Malfoy|away|
  143. 00[02:39:14] <%Fixy> ...
  144. [02:39:22] <%Eoin> awww now he's trying to be remorseful
  145. 00[02:39:22] <%Fixy> "creepy"?
  146. 00[02:39:26] <%Fixy> creepy doesn't cut it idiot
  147. [02:39:33] <%Kata> Now the things you said; were totally innapropriate, if you didn't like it, you'd act like an adult and talk about it
  148. [02:39:39] <%Kata> Instead of downright insulting me
  149. 00[02:39:39] <%Fixy> ...
  150. 00[02:39:41] <%Fixy> why
  151. 00[02:39:50] <%Fixy> you act like an attention whore and hit on anything with legs
  152. [02:39:50] <@GiantSquid> PLAY NICE
  153. [02:39:52] <@Kyler> this place is br00tal
  154. [02:39:57] <%gunning4u> yeahhhh
  155. [02:39:58] <%gunning4u> i have skill
  156. [02:40:02] <%gunning4u> i always enter rooms at the right time
  157. [02:40:04] <%Kata> Why? Oh I dunno, I guess I just expect a normal human being to be INTELLIGENT
  158. [02:40:16] <%Kata> That's just me though
  159. 00[02:40:20] <%Fixy> well if you expect intelligence, you have to be it yourself first
  160. 00[02:40:27] <%Fixy> try using your brain and not your cock to think with
  161. 03[02:40:28] * Kata sets mode: -b *!*@cloaked-80A9981.dsl.telepac.pt
  162. [02:40:34] <%Kata> Like I said; if you didn't like it
  163. [02:40:36] <%Kata> You'd tell me
  164. [02:40:43] <%Kata> Instead of just exploding with bitchyness
  165. 00[02:40:44] <%Fixy> i believe i did
  166. [02:40:48] <%Kata> Bull.
  167. [02:40:58] <+Caprica_Malfoy|away|> i g2g, i wanna go swimm
  168. 03[02:41:41] * dabc][ZergRush is now known as HeyMyEyes
  169. 03[02:41:44] * HeyMyEyes is now known as AreShootingSparks
  170. 03[02:41:46] * AreShootingSparks is now known as dabc
  171. [02:41:46] <%Kata> And Eoin, you don't have to defend her; she can do it on her own.
  172. 06[02:41:52] * %Eoin is not defending
  173. 06[02:41:55] * %Eoin is playing
  174. [02:42:04] <%Kata> Nah, you're taking sides though. Back off. :p
  175. 15[02:42:06] * Quits: +Caprica_Malfoy|away| (Any-5m@cloaked-B1DF084F.dhcp.ftbg.wi.charter.com) (Disapparated: Caprica_Malfoy|away|)
  176. 06[02:42:13] * %Eoin is scared!!!
  177. 11[02:42:26] <%Kata> So yes Fixy, I'm sorry that you didn't liked it. But you had no right to just act that way.
  178. 00[02:42:34] <%Fixy> ..
  179. 00[02:42:36] <%Fixy> i had no right=
  180. 00[02:42:36] <%Fixy> ?
  181. 00[02:42:43] <%Fixy> i don't care what right you think i didn't have
  182. [02:42:44] <%Kata> Yep. I didn't call you anything did I?
  183. 00[02:42:47] <%Fixy> but i'll act any way i see fit
  184. [02:43:03] <%Kata> So you'll just insult anyone you want to huh?
  185. [02:43:20] <%Eoin> doesn't everybody?
  186. 03[02:43:32] * Joins: NymphTonks (who.me@cloaked-BA90F7A0.dsl.okcyok.swbell.net)
  187. 03[02:43:32] * GiantSquid sets mode: +h NymphTonks
  188. [02:43:54] <%Kata> Not civilised people, no. Civilised people try to talk it out first before resorting to insults. But then again I am on mugglenet. Can't expect much here.
  189. [02:44:01] <@Verity> >_>
  190. [02:44:07] <%gunning4u> so Verity
  191. 11[02:44:41] <%Kata> Anyway, Fixy, I've apologised. Take that as you will. Be a total bitch, apologise. Be apathetic. I don't really care. Ball's in your corner.
  192. 06[02:44:44] * %Eoin is done with this fool
  193. [02:44:54] <%Kata> See Eoin?
  194. [02:44:55] <%Eoin> isn't it "ball's in your court"?
  195. 00[02:44:56] <%Fixy> what part of: i don't give a shit about you, didn't you understand?
  196. 11[02:45:14] <%Kata> Fixy, what part of fuck you you bitch didn'y you understand? :p
  197. [02:45:26] <%Eoin> speaking of intellegent.....
  198. [02:45:47] <%Eoin> intellignet*
  199. [02:45:48] <%Eoin> FUCK
  200. 00[02:45:48] <%Fixy> aww i'm sorry :) i never heard you say that
  201. [02:45:49] <%Eoin> FUCK ME
  202. 11[02:46:00] <%Kata> Well you have now, Fixy, kid.
  203. 00[02:46:22] <%Fixy> hahaha
  204. 00[02:46:22] <%Fixy> kid
  205. 00[02:46:26] <%Fixy> you're just oh so amusing
  206. [02:46:31] <%Kata> Aren't I?
  207. 11[02:46:38] * %Kata pats Fixy.
  208. 00[02:46:50] <%Fixy> get your nasty hands off
  209. [02:46:59] <%Kata> Or what? :p
  210. [02:47:03] <@Verity> Can't we keep the stupid in main, guys?
  211. [02:47:07] <@Verity> :(
  212. 03[02:47:14] * Looking up Verity user info...
  213. [02:47:15] <%Eoin> Verity: hahaha
  214. [02:47:15] <%Kata> As you wish
  215. [02:47:56] <%gunning4u> no no
  216. [02:47:59] <%gunning4u> i`m quite enjoying tis.
  217. [02:48:00] <%gunning4u> this*
  218. Session Close: Sun Aug 08 02:48:34 2010
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