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He's definitely gay

Oct 13th, 2017
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  1. Smokeless: Jess sat at the bar looking at her beer bottle that was half empty now. She took a deep breath looking at her hand and just shook her head. She took her beer and swallowed the rest of her beer down. She held up a finger to the bar keep to signal for another one. She probably shouldn't be drinking with the pain killers they had given her but she really didn't care. The bar keep placed another coors light infront of her and she took a sip.-
  2. Tsaaq: Ozzie flashed his ID to the bouncer and stepped into Beer Goggles after his shift at the gym. He went over to the bar and ordered a highly alcoholic beverage. He knew Katie would yell but he'd worry about that lady. He sighed and looked around with a frown.
  3. Smokeless: Jess Looked over as someone came up beside her and she looked the guy up and down and turned back to her own beer. She learned quickly from experiance with Eugene it was best to just stay to yourself. She took another swig from her beer.-
  4. Tsaaq: He took a few swigs from his drink and looked around the bar. Not many faces he recognized was around tonight. He noticed the blonde girl and shrugged. "You here all by your lonesome too?" Ozzie asked in his southern droll. "I'm Osvaldo, people call me Ozzie." He introduced, holding his hand out to her.
  5. Smokeless: Jess looked around for a moment and then looked at him."Yeah all alone seems to be a tread of mine as of lately." she gave him her good hand and shook it."Jessica just call me Jess."
  6. Tsaaq: "Well, I spose it keeps you out of trouble." He shrugged. He got up from his stool and leaned on the bar. "Mind if I buy you something that'll put hair on your chest?" He asked.
  7. Smokeless: Jess shrugged some."That is true. guess there is a positive side to that." She raised a brow and looked at him."I like free drinks but I will not be held responsible for my actions after I am drunk."
  8. Tsaaq: Ozzie gave her a raise of his eyebrow. "I hope you don't mean that." He said, speaking from experience. He began to chuckle and polished the rest of his drink. "Two Old Fashioneds with whiskey." He rose two of his fingers.
  9. Smokeless: "I'm kidding I can hold my liquior." she finished off er beer and setthe bottle aside."You are obviously not from around here by the sounds of your accent."
  10. Tsaaq: "North Carolina." He replied. "But my mama and I used to live in Florida way back when." He elaborated. "But I go to school around here. What about you?" Ozzie took their new drinks and pushed one over to her.
  11. Smokeless: She took the drink and shrugged."I was born and raised in a town over. I go to school around here as well." she took a gulp of the drink letting the liquid burn her throat and she let out a little cough licking her lips."you weren't kidding about putitng hair on my chest."
  12. Tsaaq: He began to laugh again. "You ever been to the football games? I'm the quarterback." He began to smirk as he easily drank from his glass. "I don't know a lot about Portland. Just that I get really cold."
  13. Smokeless: "Nope never been to a football game not even a high school one. I wasn't much into hanging out back at home. I had other things to do. she smiled at him and took another swig of the drink taking it much better now that she knew what to expect from it."well I know nothing about portland this is my first itme living outside of my hometown."
  14. Tsaaq: "Well tell me about where youre from then?" He asked as took another gulp from his drink.
  15. Smokeless: "Well I mean the population is like 90,000 or something like that. It's about seven miles from portland. I grw up in a trailer park on the outskirts of the town. Dad is a drunk my mom well she died." she paused for a moment thinking to herself."You know what about you? I bet your life is all rainbows and sunshone compared to mine."
  16. Tsaaq: Ozzie shook his head as he put his head down. "Similar story on my end miss." He told her. "Mama had been when she was a teenager. Her and daddy ran away and then dad passed. We didn't live in no castle neither. Money's pretty hard to come by when you've only got one parent."
  17. Smokeless: Jess nodded her head. She downed the rest of the old fashion."guess we both just have some depressing lives now don't we." she offered a smile. She rubbed her hand on her forehead and looked at the bartendar."Can I get another one of these." she stared at the bar top for a moment and jsut shook the memories out of her head so they wouldn't trigger her or at least she hoped it would work.
  18. Tsaaq: "Well I guess you could say that." Ozzie said with a shrug, he ordered two more Old Fashioneds. "I don't think about the sad stuff. I think about the happy things most of the time. That seems like awful better idea to me."
  19. Smokeless: Jess shrugged some."I really don't have alot of happy moments to be honest. I think the only happy moment is moving here."she shrugged some and took the drink once it was placed infront of her and took a big gulp. she was feeling warm and fuzzy and smiled a little."You seem like a pretty chill dude."
  20. Tsaaq: ((Wb.))
  21. Smokeless: [did you get my last post]
  22. Tsaaq: ((Yes!))
  23. Tsaaq: Ozzie furrowed his eyebrows at her then lowered his head. "Thanks. I try to be." was all he could muster.
  24. Smokeless: Jess nodded her head and finished off her second old fashion. Her vision was becoming a slight blur to her and she leaned agianst the bar top and looked at Ozzie smiling."This is some good stuff."
  25. Tsaaq: "Want another?" He asked her as he finished off his own. "It's such a great drink. I actually love it. I might need another to get my buzz on a roll." He laughed.
  26. Smokeless: She nodded her head."mm hmm yes please." she was starting to feel more relaxed and loosened up. She had a few beers before she started drinking this so she was getting drunk pretty fast. She looked down at her wrapped hand.
  27. Tsaaq: "Two more old fashioned miss." He told the bartender. He smiled at Jess and went to pat her back. "I'm glad you like it. It's been a while since I've had a nice drink. Super long since I've had time to even go to the bar."
  28. Smokeless: When her drink was brought to her she sat up and smiled taking it and gulping some of it down."Well I am glad you came out to the bar tonight."She smiled and poked him."cause I needed this a good conversation and a good drink."
  29. Tsaaq: He nodded his head. He flinched a little. "Yeah. Sometimes you just want to be around adults." He said with a shrug. Ozzie's eyes began to go heavy on his current drink.
  30. Smokeless: She laughed some."some adults act like kids to be honest." she knocked back the rest of her drink and swayed a little on the bar stool."Like eugene..that guy is a man child"
  31. Tsaaq: "Who?" Ozzie asked, having no idea who she was talking about. "Well I know what that's like. I'm kinda like that. I like The Simpsons and Ninja Turtles."
  32. Smokeless: Jess rolled her eyes."I like those shows too but noo Eugene is awful...He is like obesed with his cousin and wants to bone her. It's really gross. but shhhh shhhh" she put her figner out towards him."you can't tell anyone. I think I don't know if it is a real big secret.
  33. Tsaaq: Ozzie shrugged his shoulders as he listened to her. "Well I don't know this guy so I reckon I can't really tell anybody about it can I?" He replied. " 'Sides I'm not much of a gossip... Anymore."
  34. Smokeless: Jess nodded her head"good its bad." she patted herself down finding her keys."I should head home. I forgot to feed my pupper." she smiled sliding of the barstool and swaying. she held on to the bar top for a moment and tried to balance herself because she felt like she was on a ship during a hurricane trying to stand.
  35. Tsaaq: "Wait!" He called out as he ran after her. "I'll call an uber for you. You can barely get out of the bar." He said.
  36. Smokeless: "No way am I leaving Besty here. Someone might steal her I'm good im good see im standing."She patted his shoulder and smiled with her eyes closed and she started to sway again and fell forwards against Ozzie.
  37. Tsaaq: "What?" He asked with his eyebrows furrowed. "Come out, let's head outside." Ozzie staggered himself but he tried to straighten his posture as they went outside. He pulled out his phone and opened up the app.
  38. Smokeless: Jess laughed and snorted."Besty my truck like you don't name your cars." she stumbled with him and watched him as he pulled his phone out and her eyes went straight to his face. she puckered her lips and gave him a kiss but it was rather sloppy."you so sweet."she patted his head.
  39. Tsaaq: He shook his head. "Not really." He said with a small chuckle. "What's your address missy?" He began to ask. His words cut off by the kiss. Ozzie pulled away and his facial expression was that of shock. "Oh, Jess I think you're real drunk right now. But I'm sure you mean well." He said to her. "I still need your address.
  40. Smokeless: She swayed in his arms."it's that way." she pointed down the road."apartment something what is the number oh yeah 2b." her words were a slur and she huffed."what im not drunk." she watched as a pretty girl walked past them and she smiled big."hey! I like her shoes...they were pretty." she jingled her keys and looked at the beat up truck in the parking lot."there's besty"she stumbled abit towards her truck and fiddled with the keys.
  41. Tsaaq: He looked at the girl's shoes and then over to Jess. "Shhh." He said, stopping her walking. "You're definitely drunk ma'm." He told her. "I'll just try to hail a cab for you and try to pay with cash then. No way you're driving."
  42. Smokeless: Jess laughed a little."oo ma'am...."she leaned against her truck and smiled."well sir I think you should come into the truck with me." she poked his chest."you got me all liquiored up for somethin now didn't you."
  43. Tsaaq: "Oh..." He trailed off quietly. "Oh, oh no, no. I don't do that." He said hurriedly with his hand raised and his eyebrows raised. "I just saw you by yourself and wanted to hang out." Ozzie said innocently.
  44. Smokeless: Jess raised a brow and looked at him. She wasn't use to that. She looked in the side mirror of her truck for a moment to see if maybe she was ugly or something but that just didnt work out she was to drunk for it."I think you are drunk now..."she leaned against the truck and she was nodding in and out of it."okay. So..so you just wanted to hangout with m-"she stopped and hunched over vomitting on the ground
  45. Tsaaq: He frowned at Jess. "Uhhh." His mouth hung open. "I kind of am." He replied. Ozzie jumped back once she started to puke. "Okay let's definitely get you a cab." He went to wave down one of the taxis waiting around the bar.
  46. Smokeless: Jess finished vomitting and her stomac twisted and turned abit."I dont feel so good..." she wiped her mouth with her sleeve. She smiled at Ozzie."Thank you for hanging out with me and not wanting a blowie."
  47. Tsaaq: "Uh... You're welcome?" Ozzie said uneasily. One of the taxis pulled around and he pulled the door open. "Are you done throwing up? Cause the driver might not like it if you throw up in his cab."
  48. Smokeless: She stoo for a moment."I think so..." she stumbled ot the taxi and got the door open just plopping inside. she patted herself down lookingfor a wallet and found it."night ozzie."
  49. Tsaaq: Ozzie slipped the driver some money and nodded at Jess. "Night Jess. Get home alright!" He waved. He looked down at his phone so he could finally get an uber home.
  50. Smokeless: Jess nodded her head and smiled waving bye to Ozzie and giving the taxi driver the adress
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