the old pocket handbiter

Man Jackson says, "hey"
P. Grumpy says, "Hi"
Man Jackson says, "there's something very important in my pocket"
Man Jackson says, "but my arms aren't working for some reason"
P. Grumpy says, "Okay"
Man Jackson asks, "can you get it out for me?"
P. Grumpy says, "Is this a trick"
Man Jackson says, "of course"
Man Jackson says, "not"
P. Grumpy says, "Don't trick a godly man"
P. Grumpy reaches into Man Jackson's pockets and sets off a hidden mousetrap!
Man Jackson says, "HAHA"
P. Grumpy screams!
Man Jackson says, "IT WAS A TRICK"
P. Grumpy says, "OW"