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Ishitsumugi no Shou 8-3N

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  1. Their own heroes - 3
  2.  
  3. [Hero Club room]
  4.  
  5. Tou: It's not the same kind of thing, but I like Hissatsu Shibakinin - Sure-kill Striker... [1]
  6.  
  7. Sum: Ah, the Ooedo Chouhoumou - Intelligence Dragnet needs to be mentioned too! Both are period dramas, though... [2]
  8.  
  9. Tou: Ah, but I guess if I had to pick one, it'd be The Father of Tooyama. [3]
  10.  
  11. Sum: "If you think you can scatter this father's confetti, then try it!" Ah... I'm so embarrassed. [4]
  12.  
  13. Suz: That sounds really easy to scatter, is that hero alright?
  14.  
  15. Suz: Yes he is! Father might look frivolous at first, but he's a magistrate that punishes evildoers in the city of Edo!
  16.  
  17. Yuu: What about the Shibakinin you mentioned earlier?
  18.  
  19. Tou: It's about a striker, who looks frivolous at first, that takes on requests and punishes evildoers in the city of Edo.
  20.  
  21. Yuu: Huh. What about Ooedo Chouhoumou?
  22.  
  23. Tou: It's about a spy, who looks frivolous at first, that punishes evildoers in the city of E-...
  24.  
  25. Kar: Alright, that's enough. They're all the same.
  26.  
  27. Tou/Sum: No they are not!
  28.  
  29. Hin: Seems like people have their own things to be picky about. Me and Wakaba-chan don't watch the TV much, so I feel a little regretful.
  30.  
  31. Wak: Yeah. But it's really fun to listen to the others talk about it. Utano, what about you?
  32.  
  33. Uta: Me, huh... Farming God Yamatsuji-san, I guess? [5]
  34.  
  35. Tam: You know, that doesn't sound too hot.
  36.  
  37. Uta: What are you talking about!? Yamatsuji-san fights potato ladybirds and scale insects day in and day out!
  38.  
  39. Gin: So does that Yamatsuji-san transform into the Farming God?
  40.  
  41. Uta: They don't, Yamatsuji-san is just a farmer. But they're amazing! For those who aspire to be farmers, Yamatsuji-san is a god!
  42.  
  43. Mit: Utanon, you're missing the point...
  44.  
  45. Its: Mito-san, do you admire Yamatsuji-san too?
  46.  
  47. Mit: Eh? Ah, the hero... Or rather, heroine I admire is the Sukeban Prosecutor.
  48.  
  49. Shi: Sukeban... What's that?
  50.  
  51. Yum: Sukeban means a gal (suke) who is heading (ban) a gang. A female delinquent if you will, Shizuku-san.
  52.  
  53. Mit: She's not just a delinquent! The protagonist is an unfortunate girl who has to bear the duties of a prosecutor while still being a student...
  54.  
  55. Mit: She gets sent to a rough school, yells "Objection!" at the principal and the PTA, then throws a beigoma at them!
  56.  
  57. Anz: Beigoma... That's a metal spinning top, right? That would hurt a lot if it hit...
  58.  
  59. Mit: Well what can you do, the bad people are the bad ones.
  60.  
  61. Fuu: The bad people are the bad ones... That's kind of philosophical.
  62.  
  63. Kar: In what way!?
  64.  
  65. Uta: Mii-chan, so you admired a delinquent... Utano is shocked, ever so softly...
  66.  
  67. Mit: Q-Quiet people tend to be interested in slightly rough people... Right, Iyojima-san!?
  68.  
  69. Anz: Eh? M-Me!? I watch Fierce Sentai Tsuyoinger with Tamacchi-senpai every week... [6]
  70.  
  71. Gin: Eeh!? Anzu-san, you were a Sentai person all along!? Who's your favourite colour?
  72.  
  73. Anz: Well, uh... Red and White. Also Blue and Pink...
  74.  
  75. Suz: So basically everyone!
  76. ===
  77. Notes:
  78. 1 - Reference to Hissatsu series of period dramas
  79. 2 - Reference to Ooedo Sousamou - a long-running period drama
  80. 3 - Reference to Tooyama no Kin-san, a popular character featured in multiple movies and TV series
  81. 4 - Referencing the previous character's catchphrase, "If you think you can scatter Kin-san's sakura, then try it!" (the character had a large sakura tatoo)
  82. 5 - Likely reference to Yamatsuji.co.jp, company that deals in vegetables.
  83. 6 - "Tsuyoi n ja" - "We're Strong!"
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