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  1. >episode 24
  2. >while the battle enrages the attention is switched to hachi
  3. >he's looking at dr. franxx archives
  4. >old projects, designs, a photo of a youg werner with a blonde woman
  5. >suddenly a dossier
  6. >DO NOT OPEN: PROJECT BM
  7. >he opens it
  8. >he starts reading it further
  9. >he covers his mouth in shock
  10. >he's now running
  11. >he's looking for Hana
  12. >"i found it"
  13. >Hana's shocked
  14. >they go to the main computer
  15. >they open the dossier in front of them
  16. >PROJECT BM
  17. >a video starts uploading
  18. >its Doctor Franxx, he's saying that this project holds all of old world knowledge
  19. >Hana starts tearing up
  20. > Flashback: Doctor Franxx is doing his usual experiments to Eo To
  21. > suddenly someone enters, Franxx address him as BM-sama, smiling at him like an old friend
  22. > we can't hear what BM is saying, we can't even see him clearly, but is saying something that just shocked dr. Franxx
  23. > suddenly this mysterious figure enters to Eo To chamber
  24. > she's eating like an animal, he gives the famous picturebook, you know the rest
  25. > as he goes out, wherner stops him, questioning if its the right decision
  26. > end of flashback
  27. > activate project BM? YES/NO
  28. > Hana is concerned about it, but she makes her decision
  29. > YES
  30. > suddenly they hear the ground shaking
  31. > a huge amount of tiny blue/white lights from the old civilization' ruins start going up to the sky and gathering themselves in a huge ball of light
  32. > the ball starts flattening, becoming some sort of mirror, or screen?
  33. > the mirror of light starts bursting in flames, then he stabilizes itself
  34. > suddenly someone appears on the mirror
  35. > hachi says "what the...?"
  36. > focus on the battle
  37. > Apus is getting wrecked, the remains of the WYRM fleet are winning a pretty one-sided battle
  38. > suddenly the rest of P13 is dazzled by a strange, unnatural light
  39. > on earth, 02 starts screaming, and convulsing
  40. > Kokoro and Mitsuru are trying to help her, but they are shocked when they see some of sort of blue plaid shirt growing on her back
  41. > suddenly she faints, and her body is floating to the strange mirror
  42. > she reaches that screen, and is being engulfed in the flames
  43. > Project BM makes his first apparition in the series, appearing through the mirror
  44. > "HI, BILLY MAYS HERE, WITH A LOT OF NEW BRAND NEW PRODUCTS FOR YOUR HOME, FRANXX, PARASITES, OUTSIDE SPACE, AND CIVILIZATION PROBLEMS!"
  45. > "THE FIRST ONE IS SOMETHING EVERYONE NEEDS, IS CALLED THE NATURENURTURER X, NOW LOOK AT HOW IT WORKS WELL, SOLVING YOUR TERRIBLE BARREN LAND PROBLEMS
  46. > LOOK HOW CLEAN AND FERTILE THE GROUND IS, PERFECT FOR BBQ PARTIES, OR FOR PLAYGROUND FOR YOUR KIDS
  47. > NOW THIS IS FOR THE MOST BRAVE OF YOU WATCHERS AT HOME, ITS CALLED THE ALIEN ERADICATOR, LET'S CUT OUT THE CHASE AND LOOK THIS BABY
  48. > suddenly bm takes a planet sized spray and starts destroying the entire WIRM fleet, leaving p13 relatively unharmed
  49. > "AND NOW, LAST BUT NOT LAST, THE ONIREVIVER X, FOR YOUR ONI RELATED PROBLEMS AND MORE, CALL NOW FOR 2 ONI HORN TENDER SETS COMPLETELY FREE
  50. > the mirror starts buzzing
  51. > suddenly another video starts playing
  52. > "HI, BILLY MAYS HERE, WITH A FRESH NEW PRODUCT TO INTRODUCE. THE MEMORYSTEROID 2000, PERFECT WHEN YOU CAN'T JUST REMEMBER WHERE DID YOU PUT YOUR FRANXX KEYS
  53. > "PERFECT DURING JOB INTERVIEWS, STUDY SESSIONS, OR WHEN YOU NEED YOUR MEMORIES REFRESHED AFTER A POORLY WRITTEN PLOT DEVICE
  54. > Hana suddenly realizes that Earth is going green again, she kneels, starts crying and says "thank you doctort, thank you, Billy-sama..."
  55. > Hachi is holding her hand while he's in awe
  56. > "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! THE FIRST 50 THAT CALL NOW WILL RECEIVE A FREE 9'S EZ-FIXER, WITH EASY INSTRUCTIONS MANUAL (Delta/Epsilon not included)
  57. > "HI BILL!" "HEY SULLIVAN, WHAT DO YOU NEED?" "YOU SEE, I HAVE A PROBLEM, MY PISTIL IS DANGEROUSLY LESBIAN, AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!"
  58. > "FEAR NOT MY FRIEND, FOR NOW WITH THE LESBIAN-LEAVE XTREME YOUR LESBIAN IS NOW CONFORMING TO HER BIOLOGICAL NEEDS!"
  59. > space battle, apus and the other mechas go completely offline, p13 don't know what the fuck just happened
  60. > they start falling through the atmosphere
  61. > Hiro closes his eyes, he somehow realized that 02 is now alive and well, she's back. Tears start dropping from his cheeks, he's ready to die.
  62. > Suddenly a huge hand comes out of nowhere, it gently takes apus and the other mechas falling, and poses them gently to the ground
  63. > the rest of P13 is amazed to see earth as a natural paradise, covered in grass, trees and animals
  64. > they notice a 19,99 $ pricetag in every tree
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