Aisha

>Aisha clomps onto the stage of E3.
>The thundering noise of her footsteps shatters all the television screens in the building.
>She grabs the entire front row of attendees in one hand and starts snacking on them. "Boy, talk about gamer food, am I rite?"
>As bellowing laugher rumbles through space, the remainder of the audience starts clapping furiously so as not to anger the colossus.