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- Heavy in Equestria
- >Day “советский” in Equestria
- >You are…
- >Your old name doesn’t matter
- >Though the wars, purging, and mercenary work you have lost any resemblance of your birth name
- >You are now Anonymous, or Anon for short
- >How you ended up in this magical land you don’t know
- >The last thing you remember is a battle
- >You were paid well to fight in it but…
- >A bullet must have ended you before you realized it
- >You wake up with the sun, and prepare for the day
- >Memories of your past life were a constant damper on everything
- >Happiness was not something that you could attain
- >But…
- >*KNOCK KNOCK*
- >Every day for the past year or so SHE kept on visiting
- >Despite you telling her to leave you alone
- >After you shouted down any idea of romantic involvement between you two
- >Even after you threatened to destroy her if she kept up that damnable guessing game
- >She always came back for you
- >…
- >And you liked her for it
- >She was the closest thing you had to a friend…
- >…Ever…
- “Hello yellow one. What is it today?”
- >”Oh, H-Hi Anonymous… I was wondering…”
- >She mumbles something under her breath
- “Speak up quiet pony”
- >She takes out an invitation
- >”I was wondering if you wanted to be my date to the Canterlot Wedding”
- >The wedding ceremony was enormous
- >Royalty getting married
- >Extravagant shows of wealth
- >More food and drink that could possibly be consumed
- >It made you a little angry to see all of this, the bourgeoisie dining like pigs while those under them worked themselves stupid to support this festivity of gluttony
- >But you didn’t say a thing; a pretty yellow pony was preventing any anger from welling up from you
- >So you just sat there in your blue suit, waiting
- >The wedding itself was pretty much as expected for a bourgeoisie affair
- >A captain of the military was wedding a soon-to-be ruler in a-
- >Suddenly the purple pony who was fussing during the planning charged into the room
- >Along with another pink princess
- “What is going on?”
- >After some confusion, shouting, and magic blasts you get it
- >A black bug pony disguised as Cadence defeated the god-ruler of this land
- >”I am Chrysalis! Ruler of the Changelings!”
- >As she spoke of her people’s suffering, of their community, of their quest for survival and justice, you saw it
- >History repeated itself
- >She promised a country of communal property, of no classes, of food for all
- >And you know how those types of promises come out
- >Gulags, mass executions, secret police, people disappearing…
- >So, with a calculated rage you launched yourself at a mass of the smaller bug ponies
- >If not to fight her, than at least to protect your one friend
- >They handily defeated you
- >The bug pony was smart, she had restrained the real pink princess in a green goo, as well as the celestial rulers
- >She was also in the process of sealing up the Element Bearers in similar pods
- >All that was left was a crying Twilight and a comforting Fluttershy, who were sitting next to you
- >”A-Anon…”
- >A hand began to run through her mane
- “Yes little one?”
- >”I… I know you eat meat… and I know that it’s hard to get to in Ponyville… but…”
- >She pulled out a small wrapped parcel
- >”I was saving this for when this was over… as a present…”
- “Flutters…”
- >You hold her tight as a trio of Changelings start to approach
- >”P-please… just tell me if you enjoy it…”
- >This was too much
- >But as you unwrapped it you began to see…
- “Flutters… what is this?”
- >Two pieces of bread, lettuce, tomatoes, cheese
- >And a single slice of meat
- >All topped off with a single olive through a toothpick resting on top
- >”Anon…”
- >She started to cry as a Changeling began to take her away
- >”I-Its… it’s a…”
- >Sandvich
- >Feeling recharged you grab Twilight by the neck and the tail
- “NOW IS COWARD KILLING TIME!”
- >Your yell startled everyp0ny as you charged into the thick of things
- “ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES!”
- >Today was a Heavy kind of day
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