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Chain 052: Transformers

Oct 3rd, 2018
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  1. Chain 052: Transformers
  2. Location: Free Choice (As Directed By Michael Bay)
  3. Identity: Leader
  4. Drawbacks: [+100] Inefficient
  5. [Free] Chassis: Large
  6. [200/1100] Triplechanger
  7. [700/1100] Astrotrain!
  8. [Free] That's Just Prime
  9. [900/1100] Overclock
  10. [1100/1100] Deployers
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  12. There is literally nothing in this universe that cannot be solved with the application of sufficient firepower from a spaceship the size of the moon, even if every cybertronian in existence starts shrieking about the second coming of Unicron.
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  14. Speaking of: if you lock onto Decepticons from orbit and hit them with tungsten rods thrown at a notable fraction of the speed of light, they tend to have very bad days that derail the entire film franchise. But it turns out that being able to play alt-form swapping games is fun - whether you appear as a naval destroyer that happens to be conveniently placed to destroy a Decepticon in Quatar, or dropping the masquerade to appear as a helicarrier that launches a quartet of drone fighters that work rather effectively in making Starscream plow into the side of a building.
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  16. And then transforming back and stomping his stupid head in.
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  18. Ah, that was fun.
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