sex outside marriage joke
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- An Angel visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking,
- drinking and unmarried sex if she wants to get into Heaven.
- The woman said she would try her best.
- The Angel visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on.
- "Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking but
- then I bent over to look in the freezer, my boyfriend caught sight of
- my long slender legs in high heels, he pulled up my skirt and 'had his
- way with me' right then and there."
- "They don't like that in Heaven", said the Angel.
- The woman replied: "They're not crazy about it in Costco either!"
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