The Argue Crew in Equestria Chapter 26

Jonathan
Rainbow Dash laughed even harder than before. "Oh really?" She asked between laughs. "What do you have in mind?" Jonathan frowned at her, trying to keep cool.  "Well..." Jonathan began. In truth, Jonathan hadn't thought of a plan to help the two of them. He believed that they wouldn't come back with him if he didn't have anything to offer, so he figured his wits could help him win the situation.
Unfortunately for Jonathan, his wits couldn't help him out of this situation. He tried his best to come up with a plan on the spot, but it only lead to more trouble for him. "I can convince the workers to go back to work!" He finished. Dash didn't believe him. "Pfft, what makes you think you can convince them?" Asked Dash. "If Twi couldn't, how could you?" Twilight elbowed Rainbow Dash. "Excuse Rainbow, but she does have a point. How do you plan on convincing them to work?" She asked. "If I tell you, it won't work. You have to trust me." Jonathan lied. After a moment of consideration, Rainbow Dash agreed. "Fine, but those ponies aren't back in the factory by sundown, or it'll be on you."
When Jonathan left the office, he began to panic. Fuck me. Fuck me. Fuck me! What the hell am I going to do? He thought as he left the building. Once he was outside, he looked across the crowd of furious ponies. Well, here goes nothing.
"Attention, ponies!" He shouted. Surprisingly, the crowd stopped their chants to hear him out. "Miss Dash refuses to give Hearth's Warming off!" He declared. The crowd began to shout slurs, insults, and threats towards Rainbow Dash. When Jonathan realized he was only adding fuel to the fire, he tried to be the voice of reason. "Hold on, now. Don't you see? The Rainbow Factory gives no days off! What holidays have you all had off?" He asked. "None!" The crowd replied in almost perfect unison. "Exactly! So why should you get Hearth's Warming off?" He asked, hoping that they'd see that they need to work every day to keep the rainbows coming.
Again, Jonathan's wits could not help him in the situation. His words were the final nudge off the cliff. The pegasi raced into the factory, shouting about how they were treated as slaves, how they need to be seen as ponies, and other things. When Jonathan realized what he had done, he ran as fast as he could to Rainbow Dash and Twilight.
"You're a genius!" Dash exclaimed when he entered the office. "Let me tell you, I didn't think your plan would be this dark!" She said as Twilight put a forcefield around them. "What do you mean?" Jonathan asked. Dash playfully punched his side. "Don't act like you don't know, bud. Pull the lever, Twilight!" Twilight pulled the lever with her teeth, causing Dash's desk to unfold into a gigantic horse cock. "Wrong lever!" She shouted, running to pull the right one.
The air outside the forcefield became filled with a strange gas, and the shouts stopped not long after. "We had this nifty feature installed in case the fillies tried to escape. Cool, right?" Dash remarked. "What are you doing?!" Jonathan asked worriedly. "What do you think? We're gassing them! Wasn't this part of your plan?" She asked. "Uh, yeah." Jonathan answered.
After the gassing, it took the three of them along with the majority of the pegasi guards in Cloudsdale to load all the bodies up into the grinder. "Thanks to you, Jonathan, we'll have a stockpile of rainbows for the next year!" Twilight told him. "Equestria owes you greatly. Is there anything I could do to repay you?" Jonathan thought of all the lewd things he could ask for, but then he remembered Jacob's task. "To tell you the truth, Princess, this plan wasn't actually mine. One of my friends down below thought it up, and I know for a fact he's got something to wish for.