Sierra Burgess Is a Loser (2018)

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♪ I can teach you everything
In a single night ♪

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♪ I can make you hungry
Get an appetite ♪

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♪ I can tell a story
That will make you cry ♪

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♪ But nobody ever seems
Too bad at night ♪

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♪ 'Cause this town's too small
For a girl like me ♪

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♪ For a girl like me
For a girl like me ♪

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♪ It feels like I'm a walking tragedy ♪

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♪ Walking tragedy
Walking tragedy ♪

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♪ But do you ever wonder ♪

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♪ About the kid wonder ♪

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You are a magnificent beast.
♪ I'm the kid wonder ♪

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Good morning, Sierra. How did you sleep?

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Dreamed my socks ate my feet again.

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"Dreams are the bright creatures
of poem and legend,"

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who sport on Earth in the night season

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"and melt away
in the first beam of the sun."

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Dickens. Too obvious.

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Oh, freezer.

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- Bye, honey.
- Bye.

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- Wait.
- You have toothpaste on your face.

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No, no. Okay.

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Won't you sell more books if you have
the one teenager

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- who doesn't obsess over her looks?
- I'll pretend I don't hear the insult.

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Wait. I have a seminar

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and I want to run my new mantra
by you, okay?

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Finding love. L-O-V-E.

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Leave your insecurities
in the bathroom mirror.

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- Open yourself up to rejection.
- That's beautiful.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

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O is for "open yourself up to the risk
of rejection."

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V, just slit my vein before I die of
E, embarrassment.

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Okay, it's too bad your parents are
over-supportive.

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Just this morning, my mom said

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that she was gonna adopt her next kid,

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so he doesn't have to be
such a crushing disappointment.

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Oh, my God! Kenny!

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Get it together!

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I've got to catch that.

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Did you fall out of a plane?

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Pathetic.

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I really don't like her.

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You know? Like, she just makes my...

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Okay, what's up with
America's Most Unwanted?

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- Hey!
- I had to...

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- Come on!
- Well just let me... okay.

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New car fund.

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I'm pimping myself the only way I can.

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Why is the new car fund so unsexy?

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Oh, my goodness, that is
a really nice chassis.

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- You know, I don't need this from you.
- Okay, I'm sorry.

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Dan!

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I wonder what life is like for rejects.

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Can you pimp me out too?
I want a picture like that.

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So sad.

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Last unit, we analyzed the finest poetry
ever written,

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at which most of you failed
so miserably

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you must have been using
the pages as rolling paper.

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Pages are too thick.

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Now, I want you
to focus on writing

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your own original poetry.

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You kids should be happy that
I'm giving you some place

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to channel all this teen angst.

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Most of you just... sweat feelings.

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Know that once you perform
your poetry in class,

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it will count as 10% of your grade.

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Maybe yours can be about
your trans experience.

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Super-topical.

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And you can write about
your horrible personality.

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You can't talk to her like that.

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- I'm telling...
- The principal? Great.

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Then we can discuss your innovative use

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of a birth control dispenser

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to hide the answers of yesterday's quiz.

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What? You thought I just assumed

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you were extra-fertile?

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Come on, Chrissy.

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Okay, let's go, come on.

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Come on.

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You're always the last one out.

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Thank you, but I don't need you to fight
my battles for me.

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Believe me. Everyone knows that,

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I just really enjoy it.

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Sierra, your last paper...

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really wowed me.

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I just know your poetry
is going to outshine

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all the other poems in the class.

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It's in your blood.

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Is there may be something else
I could do for 10%?

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A video or...

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You're aware that this is
an English class, right?

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Is there a problem?

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Not one you can solve,

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but thank you for asking.

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Move it, Frodo. Before
you break the mirror.

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Quasimodo.

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What did you say?

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Frodo is from Lord of the Rings.

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You're thinking of Quasimodo,
The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

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He's ridiculed for his appearance
and represents a stratified class.

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Not unlike the structure of our own
high school popularity.

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I meant looking at you makes me
want to gouge my eyes out.

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I knew what you meant.

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I'm sorry. I didn't see you there.

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For the next two weeks,

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we will be learning about the basics
of cell reproduction.

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Mitosis.

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If you look in your microscopes,

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you will see the first stage
of cell division,

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in which the chromatin

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condenses itself into two

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rod-shaped structures called chromosomes.

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- Thanks for asking.
- I have to find a story for my vlog.

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If I don't get into any college,

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I can sell my vlog to Buzzfeed or Vice.

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Or you can bank on your straight As.

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What is this, the '90s?

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I've got to create Google 2.0

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or swim backstroke
while playing the violin at the Olympics.

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Or create a new species of cat

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while volunteering
in a third world country at the same time.

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So, you want to go to Stanford?

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Yes. I almost got a perfect score
on my SATs.

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Perfect?

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You've got a sense of humor.

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I am gonna write that down.

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Funny.

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Have you started a social media movement,

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something that inspired social change?

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No, ma'am.

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I tutor, though.

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What are you writing?

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So what are you?
Other than a legacy student?

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- Excuse me?
- What's your sell? "Sierra Burgess is..."?

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May I be frank with you?

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- What were you before?
- Sierra.

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You're a good student,

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but there is nothing special
on your resume...

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Except for a famous father.

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Work that angle.

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You could co-write a book.

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- What?
- What?

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"Hey."

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College guys like Spence don't have
time to waste words.

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He's totally sexy.

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Kinda seems like a serial killer to me.

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What?

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Stare alert. West Pass boys.

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Oh my God, wait, I think he's coming over.

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My God, it looks like he's gonna jizz
his pants before he gets here.

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That would be so sad.

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Pretend… don't look.

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Hi.

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I mean, hey.

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I'm Jamey.

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I totally just said "hi"
like a thousand times.

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- Hi.
- Hey.

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Veronica.

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I guess you want my number?

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Yeah. Just like that?

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Easy.

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- You got it?
- Yeah, no. Yeah.

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555...

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0147.

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Wait, that's...

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Text me sometime.

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I will. Bye.

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Wait, what just happened?

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Oh, my God!

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- Whose number was that?
- Sierra Burgess'.

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- Wait, you're so bad.
- I know.

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Why did you do that?

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He's "flash your boobs in Cancun" hot.

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Chrissy, you flashed your tits
to our ancient taxi driver in Cancun...

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Okay, Juan Diego needed the tip.

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He has a family to support.

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Guys...

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you see his friends?

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Only losers hang out with losers.

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God.

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Who is this?

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Is this a test?

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Sierra.

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Sierra, pay attention.

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I met a guy.

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Okay, not met-met. We texted.

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All night.

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By mistake.

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He may or may not think
that I'm somebody else.

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Go!

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Fight!

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Go, fight, go, fight, win!

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Okay, he definitely thinks
I'm someone else.

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Oh yeah, definitely roll with that.

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Never mind that he could be
a serial killer, or a rapist,

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or a rape serial killer.

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Can you focus please?

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On an insane plan to text somebody
that doesn't even know you?

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There's a word for that.
Catfishing.

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I'm pretty sure it's illegal.

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Law is woefully behind technology,
so I don't know if that's true.

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I got to think of something better
to say than,

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"Hey, I've been texting you for hours,
under false pretenses.

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- "Want to go out sometime?"
- Oh, yeah.

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Who wouldn't want to date a dude

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that just sends random
selfies to girls he that he don't know?

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Have you changed your voice-mail yet?

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Just in case things escalate.

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Escalate?

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For when texts turn to calls,

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calls turn to hand holding,

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hand holding turns into teen pregnancy,

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- unemployment, lady baldness...
- You know what,

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I was relying on our generation's
total disregard

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for basic human interaction.

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Are you serious?

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It's Sierra. Leave a message.

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To keep this greeting, press one.
To rerecord, press two.

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Hey, it's 555-0147.

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Hey, it's 555-0147.

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To keep this greeting, press one.

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To rerecord, press two.

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Hi, you've reached 555...

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No.
Greetings...

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You've reached 555...

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No.

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You've reached 555-014...

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I suck at this.

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I usually do it...

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♪ There's something you're saving ♪

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♪ And I know why ♪

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♪ I love and I hate it ♪

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♪ At the same time ♪

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♪ I'm hearing an echo ♪

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♪ Here's hoping ♪

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♪ I'm feeling the tension ♪

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♪ Get it, no way ♪

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♪ But I still ♪

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♪ I don't wanna get you sad and blue ♪

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♪ And I'll wait up ♪

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♪ I don't wanna get you sad and blue ♪

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Next group!

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You guys know that girl Veronica?

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Do we know a girl called Veronica?

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Remember the hottest girl
I've seen up close?

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- Who you won't stop yapping about.
- Do we remember that girl?

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Well, we made major progress last night.

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Oh, my God.

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A textversation?

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Are you pregnant yet?

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- You're not taking me seriously.
- You're not taking this serious.

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I was worried she was
one of those pretty girls.

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Turns out, she's really smart
and really funny.

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Mate, you only think that 'cause she's
a smoking piece and you ain't funny.

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- I'm funny.
- No, you're not.

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That's okay, you don't have to be. You
should send a pic with your shirt off.

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Did you tell tell her your dirty secrets?

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Like you're a loser
with Frodos for friends.

258
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- Federal government investment is needed...
- Right!

259
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:02,503
But, AIDS now is airborne,

260
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:04,964
so we all going to die,
so everything that you said

261
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,548
is a moot point. Give it to me.

262
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:09,259
I made you flash cards.

263
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:10,343
- Boom!
- Yeah!

264
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,680
Let's go.

265
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:21,312
Okay.

266
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:33,701
No, it's stupid.

267
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:11,529
Frick!

268
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,537
Disregard that last message.

269
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:39,910
This really what guys want?

270
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:41,619
Yeah.

271
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:42,913
Well, most guys.

272
00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:45,457
You just figuring that out?

273
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,918
Never really had to think about it before.

274
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:07,521
No, fireball, ready? Fireball.

275
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:11,524
No, hold on. Hold on.

276
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:14,318
What is this?

277
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:20,742
Look, we're both funny.

278
00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:21,868
I told you.

279
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:23,537
Will you just play?

280
00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:26,165
I'm texting her...

281
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:28,124
Sierra?

282
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,500
What?

283
00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:32,753
Okay.

284
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:34,590
Do not be selfish with the good stuff.

285
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,753
Let me see. We don't have secrets
between each other.

286
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,802
- No! Go on.
- Just let me see.

287
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,263
Is that your poem for Ms. T's class?

288
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:43,348
No, okay. No, Dan! Hey, no! Dan, Dan!

289
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:48,353
- Hey, give me that phone back.
- Oh, Jamey. This is good.

290
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,314
- This is good.
- Dan! Stop it!

291
00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:52,149
Okay, just give me the phone back.

292
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:57,321
"I have something to admit."

293
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:00,531
Maybe he's married?

294
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,034
Don't think so.

295
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,954
Or gay. That could be good.

296
00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:07,997
Hold on.

297
00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:36,944
Alright, stop, stop!

298
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:38,237
I love you, but stop.

299
00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:47,496
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, shit!

300
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:49,873
Like, Veronica, Veronica?

301
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:52,167
That's what I have to live up to?

302
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:56,046
I think that she might have been
the reason

303
00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:57,881
that we lost a few of those games.

304
00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:00,175
Dude, that's it. That's it.

305
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,969
You really, you trying to get out?

306
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:04,596
You trying to get out?
What you want, what you want, bro?

307
00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:07,516
Damn, okay.

308
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,268
- Easy fix.
- What?

309
00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:10,644
Hey, hey.

310
00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:12,896
Listen, he gotta find out
the truth sometime.

311
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,357
Stop it! I'll tell him myself, okay?

312
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,859
You don't need to.
That's why you have a best friend like me.

313
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:21,571
- "Dear white boy..." He does have abs.
- Dan! Dan, come on!

314
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,907
Attaching a real photo.

315
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:27,786
- Dan, Dan, Dan!
- What, what? Okay, okay!

316
00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:29,496
Sierra, Sierra, I'm sorry.

317
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:30,830
I'm sorry.

318
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:34,501
I didn't mean to push it.

319
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:41,842
Theoretically, I can still make this work
until the big game when East plays West.

320
00:21:41,925 --> 00:21:43,135
When is that?

321
00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:46,888
I don't know, check the band schedule.
I think two weeks.

322
00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:49,016
Two weeks?

323
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:55,981
Okay, well, obviously I can't have him
going up to Veronica then.

324
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:00,986
- You think I'm crazy?
- Mm-hmm.

325
00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:04,323
Look, I'm not stupid, okay? I...

326
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:09,328
I know that he's imagining her
when he's talking to me, but...

327
00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:14,291
they're my words.

328
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:16,626
He's falling for me.

329
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:20,964
And of all the billions of phone numbers
in the world, he texted mine.

330
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:25,177
Now, doesn't that seem
like some type of cosmic sign?

331
00:22:26,386 --> 00:22:28,472
That you're not the cheerleader
he's looking for?

332
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:30,598
It's your turn.

333
00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:33,518
No, no, no.
He was fine yesterday.

334
00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:36,730
We went out yesterday and then
this morning, he just texted me.

335
00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:39,024
I don't understand.

336
00:22:39,107 --> 00:22:41,151
Even chromosomes can find their mates.

337
00:22:41,818 --> 00:22:44,177
Oh, yeah, metaphase looks like
a very hot-ass date. He said

338
00:22:44,178 --> 00:22:46,458
I'm not smart enough for his
college friends or whatever.

339
00:22:47,282 --> 00:22:50,452
You honestly should be with someone
who's more like you.

340
00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:52,829
I don't wanna be with someone
who's more like me.

341
00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:54,414
I want to be with Spence.

342
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:56,833
Ladies! I'd hate for my class

343
00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,293
to interrupt your gab session,

344
00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:01,004
but save the theatrics for your
lunch break.

345
00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:12,099
She was upset.

346
00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:19,648
I know that face.
That's the one that give me creeps.

347
00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:21,942
Don't do it, okay. Step off the ledge.

348
00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:24,152
Excuse me, may I go
to the bathroom, please?

349
00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:41,128
It's flu season.

350
00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:43,672
You should really wipe that on your elbow.

351
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:45,465
What do you want?

352
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:49,219
I know you've been giving out my number
to random guys.

353
00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:51,388
Yeah, so?

354
00:23:51,471 --> 00:23:52,889
I think we can help each other.

355
00:23:54,641 --> 00:23:57,727
If you think I'm gonna host a pity party
for a reject like you,

356
00:23:57,811 --> 00:23:59,771
you've added crazy pills to your
hormone pills,

357
00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:01,523
when you really need diet pills.

358
00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:05,067
Are you done? Maybe.

359
00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:11,825
Good, because I can help you seem smarter.

360
00:24:11,908 --> 00:24:13,493
To get back that guy.

361
00:24:14,911 --> 00:24:17,038
- How?
- I tutor people all the time.

362
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:20,292
But I do need one minor favor in return.

363
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,462
No, psycho stalker.

364
00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:24,838
You can't be friends with me.

365
00:24:24,921 --> 00:24:26,721
You know how many people
beg to do my homework

366
00:24:26,756 --> 00:24:28,116
in exchange for me following them?

367
00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:31,136
Twenty thousand followers.

368
00:24:32,053 --> 00:24:33,054
Following zero.

369
00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:37,517
Yeah, that's really impressive,
but I don't want to be your friend,

370
00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:39,019
on social media or otherwise.

371
00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:40,603
Liar.

372
00:24:40,770 --> 00:24:43,940
- Everyone does.
- Yeah, not me. Sorry.

373
00:24:44,065 --> 00:24:45,400
I'll see you after school.

374
00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:46,943
Text me your address.

375
00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:48,445
You already have my number.

376
00:25:05,795 --> 00:25:06,795
What?

377
00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:10,300
I'm just gonna get my stuff.

378
00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:14,888
Now, now it kind of...
It blows my mind, okay?

379
00:25:15,096 --> 00:25:16,890
I'm tired and it blows my mind.

380
00:25:17,724 --> 00:25:20,644
I see it coming out
pretty quickly. The stain is gone.

381
00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:22,938
Pick your jaw off the floor,
mouth breather.

382
00:25:23,146 --> 00:25:24,356
My room's upstairs.

383
00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:29,194
And don't put your man hands
on the railings.

384
00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:31,530
My mom hates fingerprints.

385
00:25:33,156 --> 00:25:34,658
Because she's a criminal?

386
00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:44,333
What are you doing?

387
00:25:45,126 --> 00:25:48,213
Hurry up, teach me your mind voodoo tricks
or whatever.

388
00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:51,007
- There are no tricks. We have to study.
- Study?

389
00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:53,009
- Yeah.
- What do I need you for?

390
00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:56,930
If I wanted to study I could
just open up a book and do it myself.

391
00:25:57,013 --> 00:26:00,225
I'm gonna teach you the right things
to study so you can impress Spence.

392
00:26:00,684 --> 00:26:02,519
- He's a college freshman, right?
- Yeah.

393
00:26:02,602 --> 00:26:03,603
Okay, cool.

394
00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:07,023
Well, then I am going to teach you
the basics.

395
00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:08,942
The stuff he's learning
in his 101 classes,

396
00:26:09,025 --> 00:26:11,319
- like Shakespeare and Nietzsche.
- Hello? Veronica?

397
00:26:11,778 --> 00:26:13,530
Better not tell anyone about this.

398
00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:15,365
I wasn't planning on it.

399
00:26:15,615 --> 00:26:16,741
Veronica?

400
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:19,828
Veronica, what are you doing home?

401
00:26:20,036 --> 00:26:21,746
Why aren't you in practice?

402
00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:23,290
Did they cut you from the squad?

403
00:26:23,373 --> 00:26:25,667
No, I had to skip because I had some
studying to do.

404
00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:28,587
- That's gonna get your far with the boys.
- Mom.

405
00:26:29,212 --> 00:26:33,049
Oh, well, unless you're playing
for the other team now.

406
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:35,552
I'm not a lesbian.

407
00:26:35,635 --> 00:26:38,597
- She just has no taste.
- Thank God, because your father would die.

408
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,682
If he didn't already die in that
plane crash.

409
00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:43,226
- Okay, so we're... what?
- Mom! We're gonna be late!

410
00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:45,895
I know we are! And this isn't helping!

411
00:26:46,187 --> 00:26:49,065
- Do not get on the bed.
- Did you smudge her eyeliner?

412
00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:50,066
- Brody!
- Yes or no?

413
00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:50,984
- No.
- Mom!

414
00:26:51,067 --> 00:26:52,694
You know what?

415
00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:54,237
Brody, stop screaming!

416
00:26:54,321 --> 00:26:56,740
I'm gonna count. One, two...

417
00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:01,161
If you're gonna get messed up,
we're not gonna go.

418
00:27:01,244 --> 00:27:02,912
- I'm counting to three. One...
- Get off!

419
00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:05,081
Two… My God.

420
00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:06,708
Are the tassels in knots?

421
00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:08,793
Get out. Veronica,

422
00:27:09,377 --> 00:27:11,963
there's no more skipping practice,
because you know

423
00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:14,549
what happens when gymnasts
stop practicing, right?

424
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,635
One day they're these cute
little firecrackers

425
00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:19,471
and the next day they've exploded
out of their Lycra.

426
00:27:20,930 --> 00:27:22,140
And it's expensive.

427
00:27:23,224 --> 00:27:24,224
We're leaving.

428
00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:25,810
Girls!

429
00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:27,228
Fine!

430
00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:30,190
- Now you've slammed it?
- Yes, I slammed it.

431
00:27:30,273 --> 00:27:31,273
You're grounded! Um...

432
00:27:39,199 --> 00:27:40,199
Let's...

433
00:27:40,241 --> 00:27:41,785
Let's start with Plato.

434
00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:52,169
Hey!

435
00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:55,757
Where you been, Kid Wonder?

436
00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:59,260
Tutoring. A bad student
and an even worse person.

437
00:28:00,887 --> 00:28:03,223
"Reeling" and "writhing," of course,
to begin with...

438
00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:06,267
and then the different branches
of arithmetic:

439
00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:08,728
ambition, distraction, uglification,
and derision.

440
00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:10,771
Lewis Carroll. Good.

441
00:28:11,981 --> 00:28:13,441
How goes the latest opus?

442
00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:15,151
Almost all opused.

443
00:28:16,611 --> 00:28:18,238
How's the poem coming for class?

444
00:28:21,741 --> 00:28:22,867
It's good.

445
00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:26,913
- When can I read it?
- When it's ready.

446
00:28:27,622 --> 00:28:29,999
Still iambisizing the iambic pentameter.

447
00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:33,253
You know the hardest part of being
a writer, still?

448
00:28:34,754 --> 00:28:35,754
The first read.

449
00:28:36,297 --> 00:28:38,383
Allowing yourself to be that vulnerable.

450
00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:42,345
Who makes and illustrates the way it is?

451
00:28:42,679 --> 00:28:45,348
The book whose words and pictures
never fade?

452
00:28:45,932 --> 00:28:48,268
Who writes the same edition
for every decade,

453
00:28:48,768 --> 00:28:53,857
plagiarizing and disguising the same
old story under the cover of change?

454
00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:54,940
Chapter Two,

455
00:28:55,608 --> 00:28:58,236
you better claim a shape or they'll name
one for you.

456
00:28:58,361 --> 00:29:01,781
Gay, straight, black, white,
are you the type of girl

457
00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:03,950
who's a friend, a fling, or a wife?

458
00:29:04,033 --> 00:29:06,870
Check the boxes that apply and don't think
your way outside.

459
00:29:06,953 --> 00:29:10,999
Replace your legs with pegs and
dig a hole to spend your remaining days

460
00:29:11,082 --> 00:29:13,543
fitting inside, 'cause that's when you're
living it right.

461
00:29:13,626 --> 00:29:16,880
At least three feet deep and
taking shallow breaths at best,

462
00:29:16,963 --> 00:29:20,425
because you air isn't your own,
and you're heir to your own life.

463
00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:34,606
The gauntlet has been thrown,
and the bar's set high.

464
00:29:35,106 --> 00:29:38,026
So for all you little Robbie Frosties,

465
00:29:38,109 --> 00:29:39,736
I hope this will be a challenge.

466
00:29:48,328 --> 00:29:49,913
I've been thinking about what you said,

467
00:29:49,996 --> 00:29:52,040
and I was wondering if you had
any suggestions

468
00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:53,875
on how to bolster my resume.

469
00:29:54,667 --> 00:29:56,002
What languages do you speak?

470
00:29:56,085 --> 00:29:58,379
French, Italian, and a little Mandarin.

471
00:29:58,505 --> 00:30:00,965
Mandarin? You know
how many people speak Mandarin?

472
00:30:01,049 --> 00:30:02,926
About a billion Chinese.

473
00:30:03,009 --> 00:30:04,594
You're not getting it, Sierra.

474
00:30:04,677 --> 00:30:05,970
Think different.

475
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,557
Bet Dad never gets writer's block.

476
00:30:12,852 --> 00:30:13,852
Okay.

477
00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:39,838
Plato believed
that physical beauty was both a form

478
00:30:39,921 --> 00:30:41,965
and a sensory experience.

479
00:30:42,048 --> 00:30:43,048
Stop!

480
00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:47,554
Physical beauty facilitates
platonic recollection.

481
00:30:47,637 --> 00:30:49,931
- Reco-what?
- Recollection.

482
00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:56,145
Are you sure you don't have any
real food in this house?

483
00:30:56,229 --> 00:30:58,731
No. You don't eat junk at your age.

484
00:30:59,315 --> 00:31:01,901
You'll make lifelong fat cells
that'll ride your hips

485
00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:03,528
like a cowboy rides a buckin' bronco.

486
00:31:03,611 --> 00:31:04,988
No, stop.

487
00:31:05,071 --> 00:31:06,739
- Mom.
- And then what?

488
00:31:07,657 --> 00:31:08,658
Okay...

489
00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:10,952
well, Plato was kind of a jerk,

490
00:31:11,035 --> 00:31:12,871
but in his more optimistic moments,

491
00:31:12,954 --> 00:31:15,248
he revered beauty for revealing
the mysteries of the soul.

492
00:31:15,915 --> 00:31:18,635
Your father was a mystery.
Until the day he died of his heart attack.

493
00:31:20,253 --> 00:31:21,880
Thought he died in a plane crash.

494
00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:24,591
Is there, like, a For Dummies version
of the For Dummies version,

495
00:31:24,674 --> 00:31:26,134
because I'm not understanding this.

496
00:31:26,217 --> 00:31:27,385
Moronica!

497
00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:30,930
Moronica!

498
00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:34,976
- So, Plato...
- The butt sex guy?

499
00:31:36,769 --> 00:31:37,979
- Right?
- No...

500
00:31:38,062 --> 00:31:39,856
I mean he was from ancient Greece,

501
00:31:39,939 --> 00:31:41,983
but so were Aristotle and Socrates.

502
00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:44,527
Wait, wait, they're not all the same guy?

503
00:31:44,611 --> 00:31:45,945
Moronica!

504
00:31:46,029 --> 00:31:47,780
Moronica!

505
00:31:50,033 --> 00:31:51,868
Oh, you're not kidding?

506
00:31:51,951 --> 00:31:53,912
No, no, I thought we already covered...

507
00:31:53,995 --> 00:31:55,715
Can you stop doing that, Brody! Girls, shh.

508
00:31:57,707 --> 00:31:59,584
They're studying, okay?

509
00:32:00,501 --> 00:32:01,669
I'll never get this.

510
00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:05,214
Moronica!

511
00:32:05,298 --> 00:32:08,760
Girls! I'm counting to five. One...

512
00:32:08,843 --> 00:32:10,970
two... now, upstairs.

513
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:13,765
I can't.

514
00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:25,025
Veronica. It's pointless.

515
00:32:30,114 --> 00:32:31,240
I mean, they're right.

516
00:32:32,116 --> 00:32:33,117
I'm "Moronica."

517
00:32:38,539 --> 00:32:41,339
Look, you're not a moron, okay? You
think of some seriously mean crap.

518
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,673
You've gotta have something upstairs
to think of those insults.

519
00:32:51,260 --> 00:32:52,260
Yeah.

520
00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:55,055
Nevermind.

521
00:32:59,143 --> 00:33:00,228
So, this...

522
00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:02,188
this Jamey I'm dating...

523
00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:04,524
have you sext him yet?

524
00:33:06,192 --> 00:33:07,819
We can send him a nude if you want.

525
00:33:07,902 --> 00:33:08,902
No.

526
00:33:10,571 --> 00:33:11,948
No, Jamey is not like that.

527
00:33:12,031 --> 00:33:13,449
Everyone is like that.

528
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:17,537
If you want to start off JV...

529
00:33:18,746 --> 00:33:20,456
- What?
- Your phone.

530
00:33:22,625 --> 00:33:24,305
Give me your phone. You should send those.

531
00:34:06,919 --> 00:34:09,130
If you're gonna pretend to be me,
be normal,

532
00:34:10,256 --> 00:34:11,674
or you could just die alone.

533
00:34:39,702 --> 00:34:41,370
Oh, shit.

534
00:35:05,144 --> 00:35:06,144
Yeah.

535
00:35:56,654 --> 00:35:57,655
Yo!

536
00:35:59,824 --> 00:36:00,824
Hey!

537
00:36:11,544 --> 00:36:12,544
Bonsoir!

538
00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:16,465
Bonsoir, Mademoiselle.

539
00:36:16,549 --> 00:36:17,884
Good day, fair maiden.

540
00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:21,262
What soft light through yonder window...

541
00:36:21,345 --> 00:36:24,724
we're still doing old timey stuff, right?

542
00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:26,517
Yeah, totally.

543
00:36:27,727 --> 00:36:30,563
I'm just super-glad that you picked up

544
00:36:30,646 --> 00:36:31,564
because if you hadn't,

545
00:36:31,647 --> 00:36:33,524
then I would have had to, like,

546
00:36:33,608 --> 00:36:35,026
come up with some sort of

547
00:36:35,109 --> 00:36:37,486
hilarious voice-mail to impress you,

548
00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:40,990
and that would have been
super-terrible for both of us, you know?

549
00:36:41,073 --> 00:36:44,702
No, don't you hate that pressure?

550
00:36:45,494 --> 00:36:48,873
It's kinda… it's kinda interesting.
Your voice sounds different

551
00:36:49,123 --> 00:36:50,666
than I remember it.

552
00:36:51,667 --> 00:36:52,543
Oh, yeah.

553
00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:56,005
I have a cold, so it's kinda mannish.

554
00:36:56,088 --> 00:36:57,882
Oh, sorry.

555
00:36:59,091 --> 00:37:01,594
That's sucks, though, 'cause I
kinda like it, you know.

556
00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:03,888
Maybe you should just get sick more often

557
00:37:03,971 --> 00:37:05,223
and then I'll be happy.

558
00:37:05,514 --> 00:37:08,059
Oh, okay, because you're what,
super into dudes?

559
00:37:08,142 --> 00:37:10,144
Whoa, whoa.

560
00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:12,563
That's just...
I mean, we are the superior sex.

561
00:37:12,688 --> 00:37:14,148
Oh, yeah.

562
00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:18,486
No, your voice, it's not loud
or anything,

563
00:37:18,569 --> 00:37:20,988
it's like more fuller...

564
00:37:22,156 --> 00:37:23,157
maybe.

565
00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:25,159
You calling my voice fat right now?

566
00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:28,579
- No, no...
- Is that what's happening?

567
00:37:28,788 --> 00:37:30,748
Oh, my God! No, no, no.

568
00:37:30,831 --> 00:37:34,794
I would never do that because I was,
like, a super-fat baby.

569
00:37:36,629 --> 00:37:39,507
- Why would I... I have no idea why?
- You were a fat baby?

570
00:37:39,882 --> 00:37:41,968
Yeah, I was like the Michelin man.

571
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:46,180
No, don't stop. I like hearing about
what's wrong with you.

572
00:37:46,597 --> 00:37:49,225
No, I'm sorry. That was my only flaw.

573
00:37:49,308 --> 00:37:50,726
I would totally tell you more.

574
00:37:50,810 --> 00:37:53,354
That was my one and only flaw,

575
00:37:53,437 --> 00:37:56,983
and you somehow got it out of me,
so thank you very much for that.

576
00:37:57,525 --> 00:37:59,527
Actually, no, I lied.

577
00:37:59,610 --> 00:38:01,946
I totally just lied to you.
I do have one more,

578
00:38:02,238 --> 00:38:06,951
and it's that I have these
glow in the dark stickers

579
00:38:07,034 --> 00:38:09,620
on my ceiling that have been there
for the past ten years.

580
00:38:10,079 --> 00:38:12,456
But besides that, I'm perfect, basically.

581
00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:13,958
What about you?

582
00:38:14,417 --> 00:38:17,753
You got any dark secrets I should
know about?

583
00:38:20,881 --> 00:38:24,302
None immediately come to mind.

584
00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:28,180
What about, like, secret talents?

585
00:38:29,348 --> 00:38:31,392
- Sandwiches?
- I love sandwiches.

586
00:38:31,892 --> 00:38:33,894
What's your favorite movie?

587
00:38:34,812 --> 00:38:36,147
Probably Die Hard.

588
00:38:36,272 --> 00:38:37,773
- Really?
- No, that's a complete lie.

589
00:38:37,857 --> 00:38:39,137
Just trying to be manly for you.

590
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:44,363
- What kinda animal would you be?
- I think I'd be a bear,

591
00:38:44,447 --> 00:38:49,035
because they're like, super-cuddly
but also really bad-ass,

592
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,037
you know, double-sided like that.

593
00:38:52,496 --> 00:38:54,165
So what's your double side, then?

594
00:38:54,248 --> 00:38:55,875
Are you more than just a hot jock?

595
00:38:55,958 --> 00:38:57,126
Oh, you think I'm hot?

596
00:38:57,877 --> 00:38:58,877
No.

597
00:38:59,503 --> 00:39:03,966
To answer your question, I don't really
consider myself a jock.

598
00:39:05,134 --> 00:39:07,803
I mean, yeah, I like football,

599
00:39:07,887 --> 00:39:10,806
but between you and me, I don't even like
most of the guys on my team.

600
00:39:10,890 --> 00:39:15,311
I love football 'cause every game
is like a story.

601
00:39:16,729 --> 00:39:19,732
For a few hours there are villains
and there are heroes.

602
00:39:19,815 --> 00:39:23,736
Every pass is a triumph,
every tackle is a tragedy.

603
00:39:23,819 --> 00:39:27,198
You're all hurtling downfield at this
one epic goal

604
00:39:27,281 --> 00:39:30,701
and every second matters.
It's electric, you know.

605
00:39:30,868 --> 00:39:33,245
It's like poetry...

606
00:39:34,121 --> 00:39:35,373
to me, at least

607
00:39:38,125 --> 00:39:40,336
I can't go telling
the rest of the team that.

608
00:39:41,504 --> 00:39:42,671
They'd be freaking out.

609
00:39:42,755 --> 00:39:46,300
I'm the quarterback,
so I got to keep their respect.

610
00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:53,015
So, what kind of flower would you be?

611
00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:56,936
Cactus. Does cactus count as a flower?

612
00:39:58,354 --> 00:40:00,856
I don't think those qualify
as flowers, no.

613
00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:02,149
You'd be a rose.

614
00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:07,196
Like the queen flower
all the other flowers are jealous of.

615
00:40:11,700 --> 00:40:13,285
Sorry, I guess it's kinda late.

616
00:40:14,161 --> 00:40:15,496
After four hours on the phone,

617
00:40:15,579 --> 00:40:17,373
I can pick your voice out of a line-up.

618
00:40:19,834 --> 00:40:22,837
Do you wanna FaceTime tomorrow?

619
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:26,966
I mean, it would be nice to see you,
you know.

620
00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:29,927
Would it really, though?

621
00:40:31,929 --> 00:40:34,598
Well, maybe more for me than for you.

622
00:40:35,724 --> 00:40:37,685
No, no, I just...

623
00:40:38,811 --> 00:40:43,983
I mean, yeah, there's no reason why
I shouldn't logically,

624
00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:47,236
so yeah. Yes, yeah.

625
00:40:48,154 --> 00:40:54,326
Okay, great. Well, then, logically
I can't wait.

626
00:40:55,619 --> 00:40:57,621
- Goodnight, Veronica.
- Goodnight.

627
00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:04,670
Oh, crap.

628
00:41:05,588 --> 00:41:08,508
Where are the Sour Patch parents? I
have no idea how we're gonna do this.

629
00:41:09,884 --> 00:41:11,764
Oh, 'cause we shouldn't.
It's a really bad plan.

630
00:41:12,219 --> 00:41:14,847
- Vietnam sounds like a better plan.
- Okay.

631
00:41:15,097 --> 00:41:16,432
Internment camps,

632
00:41:16,974 --> 00:41:19,454
waterboarding, boy bands... Hammer
pants would even be better.

633
00:41:23,564 --> 00:41:25,608
Are you really buying your own ticket
to homecoming?

634
00:41:25,774 --> 00:41:27,318
Like anyone's asking me?

635
00:41:27,902 --> 00:41:29,069
Well, I'll go with you.

636
00:41:29,612 --> 00:41:31,864
I really don't care who I go with,
so it's all good.

637
00:41:31,947 --> 00:41:34,158
Thanks, but I think I'll pass
on the pity date.

638
00:41:34,241 --> 00:41:35,743
What, it's not a pity date.

639
00:41:36,827 --> 00:41:38,787
You're wearing a lot less crap
on your face.

640
00:41:38,871 --> 00:41:39,997
Thank you.

641
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:41,415
- Veronica, are you sick?
- Yeah.

642
00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:43,167
No, it's a good thing.

643
00:41:43,626 --> 00:41:45,169
- Here.
- Thank you.

644
00:41:45,544 --> 00:41:46,544
Bye.

645
00:41:49,131 --> 00:41:50,466
That wasn't weird.

646
00:41:51,133 --> 00:41:54,413
- Where you going? We have free period.
- Talk to Coach about trying out for track.

647
00:41:56,931 --> 00:41:59,308
You know the girls' team is like,
last in the state, right?

648
00:41:59,391 --> 00:42:02,436
I know. I'm trying out for the boys' team.

649
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:03,562
Oh, shit.

650
00:42:03,979 --> 00:42:06,023
- Okay.
- Okay.

651
00:42:06,106 --> 00:42:09,151
I need something that's gonna stand out
on my resume.

652
00:42:09,568 --> 00:42:12,947
You know?
I need to be like, Susan B. Anthony,

653
00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:15,616
standing up for women's rights,
going against the grain.

654
00:42:15,699 --> 00:42:16,699
Susan B.!

655
00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:20,579
One thing that does differentiate
a college resume...

656
00:42:21,247 --> 00:42:22,289
is schizophrenia.

657
00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:24,614
- That's offensive.
- Thank you.

658
00:42:25,251 --> 00:42:27,211
- Love you.
- Have a nice day, Daniel.

659
00:42:27,294 --> 00:42:29,088
- Say you love me. Say it!
- Not today.

660
00:42:29,171 --> 00:42:31,215
- Bye.
- I love you.

661
00:42:44,728 --> 00:42:45,728
Unbelievable.

662
00:42:48,315 --> 00:42:49,692
I don't see why she's allowed.

663
00:42:50,526 --> 00:42:51,610
Oh, that?

664
00:42:51,944 --> 00:42:53,544
That's pretty much so we don't get sued.

665
00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:55,322
Ain't that great? God bless America.

666
00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:56,282
Now, beat it.

667
00:42:56,365 --> 00:42:57,366
Coach I wanna try out.

668
00:42:57,950 --> 00:42:59,201
Gotta be frickin' kidding me.

669
00:43:00,536 --> 00:43:01,870
What are you doing here?

670
00:43:01,954 --> 00:43:04,665
Alright, kids. Look alive!

671
00:43:07,042 --> 00:43:08,042
Set!

672
00:43:16,385 --> 00:43:19,430
Look, Sierra,
there's resume padding.

673
00:43:19,513 --> 00:43:23,142
There's being a queen of the "throw shit
at the wall and see what sticks" club.

674
00:43:23,225 --> 00:43:24,393
Then why are you here?

675
00:43:24,476 --> 00:43:26,145
To save you from yourself,

676
00:43:26,228 --> 00:43:29,148
and because you're my biggest...

677
00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:32,401
competition for college.

678
00:43:33,319 --> 00:43:35,237
So whatever you do, I do.

679
00:43:38,365 --> 00:43:40,534
Move it! Let's go, pick it up!

680
00:43:40,659 --> 00:43:41,952
This was a bad idea.

681
00:43:42,036 --> 00:43:43,787
Yeah, yeah, really sucks.

682
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:09,855
Are you kidding me?

683
00:44:09,938 --> 00:44:10,938
What is that?

684
00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:15,110
Oh, come on!

685
00:44:16,737 --> 00:44:18,739
You know what, I don't care if I get sued.

686
00:44:18,822 --> 00:44:20,115
Go on, get off my track.

687
00:44:23,744 --> 00:44:24,912
Veronica.

688
00:44:25,746 --> 00:44:26,746
Come on.

689
00:44:27,539 --> 00:44:28,666
You're not getting it.

690
00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:30,542
Why do you smell worse than normal?

691
00:44:31,835 --> 00:44:33,295
You have to let me pluck your brows.

692
00:44:33,379 --> 00:44:35,756
I can't concentrate,
staring into eyes of a sasquatch.

693
00:44:35,839 --> 00:44:37,716
Okay, back to Nietzsche.

694
00:44:38,008 --> 00:44:39,760
He's an existentialist,

695
00:44:39,885 --> 00:44:41,387
he believed God was dead,

696
00:44:41,762 --> 00:44:45,140
most of his writing was about
free will and moral...

697
00:44:45,224 --> 00:44:47,559
Why don't you watch movies
like normal people?

698
00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:52,230
Okay.

699
00:44:52,314 --> 00:44:56,026
Nietzsche is like a sexy German vampire.

700
00:44:56,568 --> 00:44:59,321
He whines a lot, and he thinks
everything is pointless.

701
00:44:59,822 --> 00:45:01,615
Well, I am totally for Nietzsche.

702
00:45:02,282 --> 00:45:03,282
Me, too.

703
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:12,501
- Okay, I think it's time. Yeah.
- Time-time?

704
00:45:12,584 --> 00:45:14,086
You sure this is gonna work?

705
00:45:14,169 --> 00:45:15,629
No. I don't know.

706
00:45:15,963 --> 00:45:17,339
Oh, my God!

707
00:45:19,883 --> 00:45:21,844
Answer it! You have to get it!

708
00:45:21,927 --> 00:45:24,805
- He's gonna hang up.
- Fine, just chill!

709
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:30,060
- Yeah.
- Come on, hurry up!

710
00:45:30,144 --> 00:45:31,145
Okay, just sit.

711
00:45:31,437 --> 00:45:32,479
Yeah, okay.

712
00:45:34,106 --> 00:45:35,482
I'm gonna answer.

713
00:45:40,529 --> 00:45:41,529
Hey!

714
00:45:46,368 --> 00:45:47,453
What are you doing?

715
00:45:48,454 --> 00:45:50,247
What am I supposed to do?

716
00:45:51,123 --> 00:45:52,123
Hi!

717
00:45:52,374 --> 00:45:54,376
You have to talk to him.

718
00:45:55,335 --> 00:45:56,962
I can't really see you.

719
00:45:57,421 --> 00:45:59,673
Do you wanna adjust the camera
a little bit, maybe?

720
00:46:00,215 --> 00:46:01,215
Coming!

721
00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:07,931
Hey. Sorry about that.

722
00:46:09,266 --> 00:46:10,934
Much better. Much, much better.

723
00:46:11,977 --> 00:46:13,103
Are you with someone?

724
00:46:16,148 --> 00:46:17,191
Sorry, no, no.

725
00:46:18,442 --> 00:46:19,526
It's just two of us.

726
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:21,528
So how was your day?

727
00:46:22,946 --> 00:46:27,910
You know what, I think that the connection
is way off.

728
00:46:27,993 --> 00:46:30,162
The audio's not synced
to the video at all.

729
00:46:32,831 --> 00:46:35,876
Oh, yeah, sorry my internet's the worst.

730
00:46:36,502 --> 00:46:38,420
Yeah, my WiFi's pretty bad.

731
00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:42,800
Sorry, maybe we should try again
another time?

732
00:46:44,009 --> 00:46:45,302
Yeah, yeah, sure.

733
00:46:45,928 --> 00:46:49,264
But we're still on for the phone call
tonight, right?

734
00:46:51,183 --> 00:46:52,935
- Definitely.
- Okay.

735
00:46:54,102 --> 00:46:55,896
And hey, Veronica...

736
00:46:57,022 --> 00:46:58,022
Yeah?

737
00:46:59,441 --> 00:47:02,986
You are even more beautiful
than I remember.

738
00:47:10,828 --> 00:47:12,746
- Yeah, phone later.
- Bye.

739
00:47:18,293 --> 00:47:19,545
Oh, my God!

740
00:47:19,753 --> 00:47:21,213
Did you just see that?

741
00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:23,298
He fell for it!

742
00:47:23,757 --> 00:47:25,008
Oh, my God, that was so great.

743
00:47:25,092 --> 00:47:26,552
I can't believe it actually worked.

744
00:47:26,635 --> 00:47:28,512
My heart's pounding, my heart's pounding!

745
00:47:28,595 --> 00:47:29,805
That was so stressful.

746
00:47:31,557 --> 00:47:33,642
"To thine own self be true."

747
00:47:35,644 --> 00:47:36,644
Unless you suck.

748
00:47:40,148 --> 00:47:42,734
- Were you skank eyeing me?
- Yes, sorry!

749
00:47:47,197 --> 00:47:50,617
♪ The bedroom lights keep us awake ♪

750
00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:53,412
♪ Wish I could meet you
On the other side ♪

751
00:47:53,495 --> 00:47:56,331
♪ On the other side ♪

752
00:47:56,415 --> 00:47:57,291
Are you ready?

753
00:47:57,374 --> 00:48:00,794
♪ On the other side ♪

754
00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:02,963
- Those actually look good on you.
- Yeah?

755
00:48:05,549 --> 00:48:08,427
♪ On the other side ♪

756
00:48:08,510 --> 00:48:10,470
The Lion King is just Hamlet.

757
00:48:13,849 --> 00:48:15,350
Maybe Spence will see it.

758
00:48:15,559 --> 00:48:16,685
To be Sierra Burgess.

759
00:48:17,436 --> 00:48:19,605
"To be or not to be, that is
the question."

760
00:48:19,688 --> 00:48:22,024
- I'll have to teach you that one next.
- I know.

761
00:48:22,816 --> 00:48:24,818
I don't get A Picture of Dorian Gray.

762
00:48:25,027 --> 00:48:27,279
Why does everyone like him if he does
bitchy things?

763
00:48:27,362 --> 00:48:29,656
It's Oscar Wilde's
commentary on society.

764
00:48:29,740 --> 00:48:32,868
Basically, since Dorian looks perfect,
everybody thinks he is perfect,

765
00:48:33,452 --> 00:48:36,663
and since they all value appearance
above everything else,

766
00:48:37,372 --> 00:48:39,791
he kind of ends up losing his own soul.

767
00:48:41,335 --> 00:48:42,335
Lame.

768
00:48:45,714 --> 00:48:49,301
♪ I'd like to love me right back ♪

769
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:55,641
♪ It's easy how we... ♪

770
00:48:55,724 --> 00:48:56,725
Whoa!

771
00:48:56,808 --> 00:48:59,269
- C'mon, keep singing. What!
- No.

772
00:48:59,561 --> 00:49:01,521
- No, Veronica, stop.
- You serious right now?

773
00:49:01,605 --> 00:49:03,690
Stop. I can't. We need to have Hamlet.

774
00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:04,942
- Hamlet.
- Boo!

775
00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:11,948
Hey!

776
00:49:13,367 --> 00:49:14,618
Hey, there.

777
00:49:15,661 --> 00:49:16,661
It's me.

778
00:49:16,912 --> 00:49:18,789
You working out? You sound out of breath.

779
00:49:19,623 --> 00:49:20,499
Oh, um...

780
00:49:20,582 --> 00:49:22,584
I was just moving furniture.

781
00:49:22,751 --> 00:49:24,628
Oh, nice, a little redecorating.

782
00:49:25,712 --> 00:49:26,964
Nothing wrong with that.

783
00:49:27,089 --> 00:49:29,174
You know, I'm actually glad you called.

784
00:49:30,592 --> 00:49:33,971
I just had a question that I wanted
to ask you.

785
00:49:34,054 --> 00:49:36,723
It's totally okay if you say no.

786
00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:40,477
Actually, it probably won't be okay.

787
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:43,397
You know, to be honest, I think I'll die
if you say no.

788
00:49:46,650 --> 00:49:48,694
Would you want to go on a date with me?

789
00:49:50,529 --> 00:49:52,906
Like, a real date?

790
00:49:53,865 --> 00:49:56,910
I have a family thing tomorrow, but...

791
00:49:57,119 --> 00:49:58,578
after, I'm free.

792
00:50:00,539 --> 00:50:02,082
Yeah, yeah.

793
00:50:02,416 --> 00:50:03,542
For sure.

794
00:50:03,625 --> 00:50:05,836
I have something that I need
to clear up,

795
00:50:06,461 --> 00:50:08,839
but I'll definitely get back to you.

796
00:50:09,631 --> 00:50:11,299
Okay, yeah. Sure.

797
00:50:12,467 --> 00:50:15,595
Don't die before then, okay?

798
00:50:16,930 --> 00:50:17,930
Okay, I'll try.

799
00:50:18,890 --> 00:50:19,890
Okay.

800
00:50:20,475 --> 00:50:21,475
- Bye.
- Bye.

801
00:50:29,818 --> 00:50:30,818
I'm in deep shit.

802
00:50:42,998 --> 00:50:45,959
You know when you're online,
and you look at all these quotes.

803
00:50:46,209 --> 00:50:50,255
It just makes sense if you just
follow your first instinct, always.

804
00:50:50,338 --> 00:50:52,674
- Oh, I mean, yeah.
- Maybe that's true, but...

805
00:50:53,341 --> 00:50:54,468
I'm just gonna go pee.

806
00:50:54,634 --> 00:50:55,634
- Again?
- Yeah.

807
00:50:57,220 --> 00:50:58,220
Please.

808
00:50:58,764 --> 00:50:59,681
One date.

809
00:50:59,765 --> 00:51:00,765
I'm begging you.

810
00:51:04,644 --> 00:51:05,812
We're going on a date.

811
00:51:06,730 --> 00:51:07,730
A date?

812
00:51:09,524 --> 00:51:12,235
You want to put two really
hot people together.

813
00:51:12,319 --> 00:51:14,488
You think that's going to work out
for you?

814
00:51:14,946 --> 00:51:16,615
Yeah. She likes Spence, remember.

815
00:51:18,533 --> 00:51:22,162
I still gotta leave by five 'cause I gotta
teach old people how to work computers

816
00:51:22,245 --> 00:51:24,498
while you con jocks and stuff.

817
00:51:26,374 --> 00:51:27,374
What?

818
00:51:30,629 --> 00:51:31,629
Is that him?

819
00:51:32,923 --> 00:51:34,508
Is that... that's your pretty boy?

820
00:51:34,591 --> 00:51:36,718
He looks that damn good
and he's a good person?

821
00:51:37,928 --> 00:51:39,513
It's unfair, what it is.

822
00:51:39,596 --> 00:51:42,057
- We gotta go. Let's go.
- What, go where? No, no, wait.

823
00:51:42,140 --> 00:51:43,140
Wait, go...

824
00:51:43,183 --> 00:51:45,464
Why are we leaving?
He don't even know what you look like.

825
00:51:45,936 --> 00:51:47,479
He knows what I sound like, okay?

826
00:51:47,562 --> 00:51:49,162
He could pick my voice out of a line-up.

827
00:51:49,231 --> 00:51:51,733
"Pick my voice out of a line-up"?
Oh, wow.

828
00:51:51,817 --> 00:51:53,860
Sierra, get up. Get off the floor.

829
00:51:54,277 --> 00:51:55,677
Are you a catfish, or a can't fish?

830
00:51:57,447 --> 00:51:58,573
I guess we'll find out.

831
00:51:59,658 --> 00:52:01,660
What? No, no, no.

832
00:52:01,910 --> 00:52:03,120
Dan, Dan!

833
00:52:04,621 --> 00:52:05,621
Dan!

834
00:52:07,749 --> 00:52:08,917
Coming in for the run,

835
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,335
I got the interception.

836
00:52:10,418 --> 00:52:11,461
Not that one.

837
00:52:12,504 --> 00:52:14,339
- You good?
- I'm good. What's up, man.

838
00:52:14,589 --> 00:52:15,589
How you doing?

839
00:52:15,632 --> 00:52:18,176
- I'm good.
- You got room for two more?

840
00:52:20,345 --> 00:52:21,345
Yeah.

841
00:52:21,596 --> 00:52:23,557
- Y'all picking up trash? Cool.
- Yeah.

842
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:26,935
It's actually for community service.
It looks good on college applications.

843
00:52:27,269 --> 00:52:28,645
I'm Dan, by the way.

844
00:52:29,896 --> 00:52:31,148
- Jamey.
- Nice to meet you.

845
00:52:33,191 --> 00:52:34,191
Hi.

846
00:52:35,193 --> 00:52:36,193
Jamey. That's Jamey.

847
00:52:39,156 --> 00:52:40,156
Jamey.

848
00:52:40,615 --> 00:52:41,616
And you are?

849
00:52:47,873 --> 00:52:50,500
Your name is Shit Pizza?

850
00:52:51,877 --> 00:52:53,295
Ty, come here, come here.

851
00:52:54,212 --> 00:52:58,550
You guys are not going to believe this,
but this is my brother, Ty,

852
00:52:58,633 --> 00:53:00,677
and he's deaf too.

853
00:53:01,261 --> 00:53:03,430
What are the odds of that?

854
00:53:03,513 --> 00:53:09,060
It's crazy. I'm gonna make him
the first four-foot quarterback.

855
00:53:09,144 --> 00:53:10,770
What are the odds?

856
00:53:22,073 --> 00:53:23,325
That was very nice.

857
00:53:27,829 --> 00:53:31,374
Usually, when I introduce him,
people start talking really loud,

858
00:53:31,458 --> 00:53:34,878
- and it's really annoying.
- We go through that, too.

859
00:53:34,961 --> 00:53:37,380
This is my sister, Sierra.
She's adopted, of course,

860
00:53:37,464 --> 00:53:40,050
but she's deaf also, as we know.

861
00:53:41,343 --> 00:53:43,261
So she can't hear anything that I say

862
00:53:43,345 --> 00:53:45,013
even if I say something like,

863
00:53:45,639 --> 00:53:46,890
"She's a hermaphrodite."

864
00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:50,352
Which she isn't, she's not
a hermaphrodite at all.

865
00:53:50,435 --> 00:53:52,562
She's all lady parts.

866
00:53:53,188 --> 00:53:55,857
I only know that because she's been
slutting it up lately.

867
00:53:55,941 --> 00:53:59,277
But the important thing is that she's
a very caring person.

868
00:53:59,361 --> 00:54:03,365
Yeah, it's really nice to meet you,
Sierra?

869
00:54:16,086 --> 00:54:17,504
Ah! It's a joke.

870
00:54:18,588 --> 00:54:19,588
Sorry.

871
00:54:19,631 --> 00:54:22,050
All right, okay. We're going to go.

872
00:54:23,927 --> 00:54:26,513
So great meeting you. You too, Ty.

873
00:54:26,763 --> 00:54:30,016
She has to go to tutor cheerleaders.

874
00:54:31,184 --> 00:54:32,184
Cheerleaders?

875
00:54:32,644 --> 00:54:35,272
- That's not okay. What just happened...
- I don't care.

876
00:54:35,355 --> 00:54:36,940
You have to tell him the truth.

877
00:54:37,023 --> 00:54:38,566
That was the dumbest shit I've seen.

878
00:54:38,650 --> 00:54:40,777
That was just reckless.
Why would you be so reckless?

879
00:54:46,116 --> 00:54:48,660
Why are you smiling?
So, you call that a success?

880
00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:53,415
We had a moment.

881
00:54:55,917 --> 00:54:57,794
Like, maybe I don't need Veronica.

882
00:54:57,919 --> 00:55:00,088
Well, you need to tell him
the truth, though.

883
00:55:03,216 --> 00:55:05,302
Okay, okay, I will.

884
00:55:07,637 --> 00:55:09,514
I promise, I promise.

885
00:55:09,597 --> 00:55:11,016
I'm going to end it tonight.

886
00:55:11,766 --> 00:55:12,766
Okay. All right.

887
00:55:15,812 --> 00:55:17,480
I'm not going to say nothing.

888
00:55:19,816 --> 00:55:21,818
- Show him that sexy face.
- Okay.

889
00:55:37,584 --> 00:55:38,668
Sorry, buddy.

890
00:55:41,129 --> 00:55:42,297
Okay.

891
00:55:45,342 --> 00:55:46,801
Hey, sorry.

892
00:55:46,885 --> 00:55:48,636
- I didn't mean to scare you.
- No.

893
00:55:50,305 --> 00:55:51,765
Did you order?

894
00:55:52,474 --> 00:55:53,600
Just a popcorn.

895
00:55:58,730 --> 00:56:00,815
Sorry, I'm just gonna go to the bathroom.

896
00:56:00,899 --> 00:56:02,359
- Okay. Yeah, yeah.
- Okay?

897
00:56:04,235 --> 00:56:05,235
I can't do it.

898
00:56:05,528 --> 00:56:08,406
What happened to
"You owe him the truth, no matter what?"

899
00:56:08,490 --> 00:56:09,532
I'm just not ready.

900
00:56:13,036 --> 00:56:15,205
Just don't kiss him, okay?

901
00:56:15,288 --> 00:56:16,288
Eww.

902
00:56:30,553 --> 00:56:31,554
Hi, cookie.

903
00:56:31,971 --> 00:56:34,724
Alright. Rashi, Toph.

904
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:41,898
- That's good.
- I know, right?

905
00:56:42,023 --> 00:56:44,818
Popcorn? Okay.
- I'm okay, thanks.

906
00:56:45,944 --> 00:56:49,531
It's funny, your voice sounds
skinny again.

907
00:56:50,323 --> 00:56:51,323
You feeling better?

908
00:56:51,866 --> 00:56:52,866
What?

909
00:56:53,034 --> 00:56:54,034
What do you mean?

910
00:56:54,744 --> 00:56:55,744
Like...

911
00:56:56,287 --> 00:56:59,124
Like on the phone, when I was like,
"Oh, your voice was full,"

912
00:56:59,207 --> 00:57:03,002
you're like, "You calling my voice fat?"
And I was like, "No."

913
00:57:03,628 --> 00:57:05,088
- No.
- You don't remember?

914
00:57:05,672 --> 00:57:07,924
- It was late.
- Oh, my God, no!

915
00:57:08,049 --> 00:57:09,134
Sorry.

916
00:57:09,843 --> 00:57:11,344
Ronnie, what are we doing here?

917
00:57:11,803 --> 00:57:13,403
I thought you were trying to get Spence.

918
00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:14,431
- Spence?
- Spence?

919
00:57:15,098 --> 00:57:16,349
No one. He's no one.

920
00:57:16,474 --> 00:57:19,185
He's just some guy I dated forever ago.

921
00:57:19,269 --> 00:57:20,937
I kissed a boy called Spence once.

922
00:57:21,020 --> 00:57:22,313
A real wanker, actually.

923
00:57:22,730 --> 00:57:23,982
Probably the same Spence.

924
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:27,277
Have you ever counted shoulders before?

925
00:57:28,027 --> 00:57:30,864
One, two, three, four.

926
00:57:57,223 --> 00:57:59,058
What, you got
a curfew or something?

927
00:58:01,603 --> 00:58:03,771
Why didn't you...
Was the movie that bad?

928
00:58:15,617 --> 00:58:16,993
You look so cold right now.

929
00:58:17,076 --> 00:58:18,661
I'm going to get you a jacket, okay.

930
00:58:27,754 --> 00:58:29,172
Here you go.

931
00:58:31,174 --> 00:58:32,174
Thanks.

932
00:58:35,762 --> 00:58:36,762
You like stars?

933
00:58:39,224 --> 00:58:40,099
Yeah.

934
00:58:40,225 --> 00:58:42,435
I'm kind of obsessed
with astronomy.

935
00:58:43,311 --> 00:58:45,813
- Nerd. Why?
- Nerd?

936
00:58:47,232 --> 00:58:49,776
Well, because...

937
00:58:50,235 --> 00:58:51,694
we look at them from down here

938
00:58:51,778 --> 00:58:53,821
and they look so beautiful and shiny.

939
00:58:55,031 --> 00:58:57,075
They're actually just made up of hydrogen,

940
00:58:57,450 --> 00:58:59,994
which means that they're just
massive balls of gas

941
00:59:00,078 --> 00:59:01,996
floating through space and I think
it's trippy.

942
00:59:05,917 --> 00:59:07,794
Change of perspective, you know.

943
00:59:09,712 --> 00:59:11,881
I wonder if a star knows that it shuns.

944
00:59:13,341 --> 00:59:14,341
Shines.

945
00:59:17,220 --> 00:59:20,557
- If a star knows that it shines.
- Yeah, I never thought of that.

946
00:59:24,936 --> 00:59:26,896
Do you know what you wanna be
when you grow up?

947
00:59:37,865 --> 00:59:39,200
It was a stupid question.

948
00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:48,751
Should be a singer.

949
00:59:49,919 --> 00:59:51,004
I should be a singer?

950
00:59:51,921 --> 00:59:54,716
- Oh, no, not you.
- Oh, you should be a singer?

951
00:59:54,841 --> 00:59:57,176
- No, no, no, not me!
- You should sing for me.

952
00:59:57,260 --> 00:59:59,887
- I can't sing. It was obviously a joke.
- Wait, alright, hold on.

953
01:00:00,013 --> 01:00:02,213
You want to be a singer, but you don't
know how to sing.

954
01:00:02,724 --> 01:00:04,225
- It was a joke?
- It was a joke.

955
01:00:05,602 --> 01:00:06,602
Ah, ha, ha.

956
01:00:08,730 --> 01:00:11,232
I haven't really thought about life
after high school,

957
01:00:11,316 --> 01:00:12,358
I've got to be honest.

958
01:00:13,526 --> 01:00:14,526
Until I met Sierra.

959
01:00:16,029 --> 01:00:18,406
I literally just met a Sierra.

960
01:00:18,489 --> 01:00:19,616
- Really?
- Yeah.

961
01:00:20,950 --> 01:00:22,744
You'd really like my Sierra.

962
01:00:23,244 --> 01:00:25,830
Not at first. You'd think she was like,
a loser, you know.

963
01:00:25,913 --> 01:00:27,540
Well, so are we, right?

964
01:00:28,333 --> 01:00:30,710
Yeah, sure I'm a quarterback

965
01:00:30,793 --> 01:00:32,086
and you're a cheerleader, but...

966
01:00:33,212 --> 01:00:34,547
under all that, you are...

967
01:00:35,757 --> 01:00:36,757
so different.

968
01:00:44,515 --> 01:00:46,035
Oh, my God! -What, are you okay?
- Yes.

969
01:00:47,685 --> 01:00:49,437
- What...
- Yes, I...

970
01:00:50,355 --> 01:00:53,024
- I got really excited.
- So you just jumped?

971
01:00:53,107 --> 01:00:54,107
Yes.

972
01:00:54,776 --> 01:00:57,987
Is that gonna happen every time
I try to kiss you, you're gonna jump?

973
01:00:59,238 --> 01:01:00,615
Would you close your eyes?

974
01:01:01,449 --> 01:01:03,493
Because I have really big pores.

975
01:01:04,285 --> 01:01:06,621
- So can you close your eyes?
- I have big pores.

976
01:01:06,788 --> 01:01:08,956
- Can you close them?
- You want me to close my eyes,

977
01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:11,834
- my eyes are closed.
- Yes. And keep them closed.

978
01:01:11,918 --> 01:01:15,254
My eyes are gonna stay closed
until you give me other orders.

979
01:01:16,923 --> 01:01:17,757
What are you doing?

980
01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:19,342
Are you, like, abandoning me?

981
01:01:19,425 --> 01:01:20,718
I'm right here.

982
01:01:22,136 --> 01:01:23,262
Sorry.

983
01:01:32,939 --> 01:01:34,524
Well, it was worth the wait.

984
01:01:36,025 --> 01:01:38,027
It's weird, we talked so much on the phone

985
01:01:38,111 --> 01:01:42,115
it actually feels, like, more normal
when I can't see you.

986
01:02:03,177 --> 01:02:05,304
Keep them closed! I said keep them closed.

987
01:02:05,888 --> 01:02:07,306
Okay, they are closed.

988
01:02:07,598 --> 01:02:09,475
Veronica, this is ridiculous.

989
01:02:09,559 --> 01:02:11,102
Veronica, I just want to see you.

990
01:02:11,185 --> 01:02:12,603
Well, see me now.

991
01:02:14,856 --> 01:02:17,400
You wanted to see me,
now you're not even looking.

992
01:02:17,525 --> 01:02:21,779
- Well, yeah, but I thought I saw some...
- What, you saw... what?

993
01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:25,783
You're acting so weird right now.

994
01:02:28,202 --> 01:02:30,997
Am I gonna have to go through that
every time I try to kiss you?

995
01:02:31,664 --> 01:02:34,917
If you're crazy, that's just something
that I need to know about

996
01:02:35,042 --> 01:02:37,323
- before I take you on a second date.
- I'll let you know.

997
01:02:44,719 --> 01:02:46,095
It was incredible.

998
01:02:48,055 --> 01:02:50,141
The kind of kiss you read about in books,

999
01:02:50,224 --> 01:02:51,893
but never believe could happen.

1000
01:02:53,728 --> 01:02:54,728
Mm-hmm.

1001
01:02:56,355 --> 01:02:59,108
You wanna hang out and go over
our debate platform?

1002
01:03:00,026 --> 01:03:00,860
Yeah, maybe.

1003
01:03:00,943 --> 01:03:03,362
I'm just kind of swamped
with college stuff right now.

1004
01:03:04,363 --> 01:03:05,615
Yeah, yeah.

1005
01:03:09,702 --> 01:03:10,702
Sorry.

1006
01:03:12,288 --> 01:03:13,790
Why do people do this to themselves?

1007
01:03:13,998 --> 01:03:15,249
Because it looks pretty.

1008
01:03:15,750 --> 01:03:17,126
And they're almost even.

1009
01:03:19,504 --> 01:03:20,922
Your mom's really pretty.

1010
01:03:21,255 --> 01:03:23,007
You should see her prom pictures.

1011
01:03:23,633 --> 01:03:26,385
The night of, or the morning after?

1012
01:03:26,511 --> 01:03:30,014
- No, I do not need to think about that.
- Sorry. I'm sorry.

1013
01:03:32,934 --> 01:03:34,143
Can I ask you something?

1014
01:03:34,227 --> 01:03:36,479
I'm not gonna les out with you
and Jamie.

1015
01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:39,524
- No, no.
- I only do that at parties.

1016
01:03:40,066 --> 01:03:41,818
Why does everybody think I'm a lesbian?

1017
01:03:43,069 --> 01:03:44,070
No, I...

1018
01:03:44,821 --> 01:03:48,908
I wanted to ask, what's up with your mom?

1019
01:03:50,159 --> 01:03:51,953
What... What happened to your dad?

1020
01:03:52,995 --> 01:03:53,995
He...

1021
01:03:55,039 --> 01:03:57,250
he left her for a 22-year-old.

1022
01:03:57,959 --> 01:04:02,547
And left us with all this crap
and furniture and...

1023
01:04:03,130 --> 01:04:05,383
no way to pay for our old house, and...

1024
01:04:06,342 --> 01:04:09,220
she's just been weird about this
whole fading youth stuff ever since.

1025
01:04:12,306 --> 01:04:13,306
I'm sorry.

1026
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:16,978
I should probably get ready.

1027
01:04:18,813 --> 01:04:19,939
I'm going to a party.

1028
01:04:21,732 --> 01:04:22,775
Do you want to come?

1029
01:04:24,485 --> 01:04:26,195
Like, together?

1030
01:04:26,988 --> 01:04:27,988
In public?

1031
01:04:29,532 --> 01:04:30,532
Yeah.

1032
01:04:34,662 --> 01:04:35,662
Sierra.

1033
01:04:35,913 --> 01:04:37,957
You are so tense right now.

1034
01:04:38,082 --> 01:04:40,001
- Smile.
- Calm down.

1035
01:04:40,084 --> 01:04:41,669
- It's a party.
- I know.

1036
01:04:42,044 --> 01:04:44,046
- That's what's so terrifying.
- No!

1037
01:04:55,182 --> 01:04:57,351
- Hey, how's it going?
- Hey!

1038
01:05:02,315 --> 01:05:03,315
Hey, Ronnie.

1039
01:05:03,816 --> 01:05:05,026
I thought you were sick.

1040
01:05:05,651 --> 01:05:08,029
Who's ready to get this bitch started?
Let's go!

1041
01:05:08,321 --> 01:05:10,072
Sorry about that, ladies,
sorry about that.

1042
01:05:11,866 --> 01:05:13,492
I need to talk to you... now.

1043
01:05:14,368 --> 01:05:15,368
Sure.

1044
01:05:15,703 --> 01:05:17,246
Like, alone, outside.

1045
01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:20,625
Okay. Sure, let's go.

1046
01:05:23,044 --> 01:05:24,128
I'll be right back.

1047
01:05:57,286 --> 01:05:58,579
You probably deserved it.

1048
01:05:58,663 --> 01:06:00,539
Probably ditched your best friend too.

1049
01:06:02,917 --> 01:06:04,961
So what's the real story?

1050
01:06:07,171 --> 01:06:08,631
Veronica...

1051
01:06:09,090 --> 01:06:11,050
Wow, everybody does speak Mandarin.

1052
01:06:11,133 --> 01:06:13,761
- Come on wreck, keg stand, now. Let's go!
- What?

1053
01:06:13,844 --> 01:06:15,054
You're gonna love it.

1054
01:06:15,137 --> 01:06:16,764
You're such a drama queen now.

1055
01:06:18,140 --> 01:06:19,266
She's not that bad.

1056
01:06:19,892 --> 01:06:20,726
She's...

1057
01:06:20,810 --> 01:06:22,603
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

1058
01:06:23,896 --> 01:06:25,439
She's actually kinda cool.

1059
01:06:26,148 --> 01:06:27,817
Like, a totally unfortunate way.

1060
01:06:28,067 --> 01:06:30,945
If you wanna commit social suicide, fine,

1061
01:06:31,112 --> 01:06:33,280
but Sierra Burgess is a loser.

1062
01:06:33,823 --> 01:06:34,991
Remember?

1063
01:06:35,074 --> 01:06:37,493
Only losers hang out with losers.

1064
01:06:42,581 --> 01:06:43,499
Mackenzie, wait.

1065
01:06:43,582 --> 01:06:45,793
Yo, everyone in here! Everyone in here!

1066
01:06:46,085 --> 01:06:47,962
Chug, chug! Chug, chug!

1067
01:06:48,045 --> 01:06:50,423
Come on, everybody
gather around! Watch this!

1068
01:06:52,258 --> 01:06:54,885
Chug, chug! Chug, chug!

1069
01:07:12,695 --> 01:07:13,695
Whoo!

1070
01:07:18,868 --> 01:07:20,244
You tamed the beast!

1071
01:07:20,453 --> 01:07:21,287
My turn.

1072
01:07:21,454 --> 01:07:23,748
Come on, let's go. Get me up here.

1073
01:07:26,125 --> 01:07:28,085
Chug, chug! Chug, chug!

1074
01:07:30,671 --> 01:07:33,090
I told Veronica she's dumb
to make her insecure.

1075
01:07:33,674 --> 01:07:36,052
I guarantee she puts out tonight.

1076
01:07:38,429 --> 01:07:39,805
You're the master.

1077
01:07:39,930 --> 01:07:41,307
I bow down to you, sir.

1078
01:07:47,688 --> 01:07:48,688
Hi.

1079
01:07:49,106 --> 01:07:50,483
I love your poodle.

1080
01:07:53,152 --> 01:07:54,653
That's so adorable.

1081
01:07:59,366 --> 01:08:00,366
Dick!

1082
01:08:20,888 --> 01:08:22,181
Oh, my God! Jesus!

1083
01:08:23,599 --> 01:08:24,599
Spence?

1084
01:08:26,477 --> 01:08:27,728
What are you doing here?

1085
01:08:29,313 --> 01:08:31,398
I saw your post and I had to see you.

1086
01:08:32,608 --> 01:08:33,651
My Hamlet video?

1087
01:08:34,068 --> 01:08:37,321
What? No, the one about this party.

1088
01:08:40,116 --> 01:08:41,276
Do you wanna get out of here?

1089
01:08:42,118 --> 01:08:44,912
This place is, like, crawling with dudes.

1090
01:08:44,995 --> 01:08:46,705
I can't just ditch my friend.

1091
01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:50,125
Come on.

1092
01:08:52,878 --> 01:08:53,878
Go where?

1093
01:08:53,921 --> 01:08:55,881
Babe, just for a second.

1094
01:08:56,549 --> 01:08:57,549
Come on.

1095
01:08:59,218 --> 01:09:00,219
We need to talk.

1096
01:09:01,428 --> 01:09:02,428
In my car.

1097
01:09:38,257 --> 01:09:39,300
Pick up.

1098
01:09:40,259 --> 01:09:41,427
Pick up, Veronica.

1099
01:09:44,763 --> 01:09:47,016
Plato believed that physical beauty...

1100
01:09:48,225 --> 01:09:51,770
could be in the form of,
you know, sensory experience and...

1101
01:09:53,272 --> 01:09:55,399
I'm enjoying this sensory experience.

1102
01:10:06,327 --> 01:10:07,453
What? Wait.

1103
01:10:19,506 --> 01:10:20,506
Frick!

1104
01:11:20,276 --> 01:11:21,276
Hello? Hello?

1105
01:11:26,991 --> 01:11:27,992
Are you there?

1106
01:11:29,368 --> 01:11:30,744
I really like you.

1107
01:11:36,166 --> 01:11:37,251
I...

1108
01:11:37,918 --> 01:11:39,920
I really, really like you.

1109
01:11:43,424 --> 01:11:46,302
Because you're so good. You're so good.

1110
01:11:48,429 --> 01:11:49,596
You don't lie.

1111
01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:52,766
You don't speak Chinese.

1112
01:11:53,017 --> 01:11:54,518
- And you don't...
- Wait, wait.

1113
01:11:55,102 --> 01:11:56,729
Are you drunk right now?

1114
01:11:58,355 --> 01:11:59,940
Do you think you could like me?

1115
01:12:02,568 --> 01:12:03,568
Like...

1116
01:12:03,986 --> 01:12:05,946
really like me, like, not for my...

1117
01:12:06,947 --> 01:12:09,616
my stupid looks, or because I'm deaf...

1118
01:12:09,700 --> 01:12:12,745
- And because I...
- Wait, wait. Wait.

1119
01:12:12,995 --> 01:12:14,371
What are you talking about?

1120
01:12:14,455 --> 01:12:16,165
I need to tell you something,

1121
01:12:16,790 --> 01:12:18,417
and you're gonna hate me.

1122
01:12:18,876 --> 01:12:19,876
I...

1123
01:12:20,836 --> 01:12:21,879
I doubt that.

1124
01:12:22,129 --> 01:12:24,006
I don't think I could ever hate you.

1125
01:12:24,089 --> 01:12:25,466
No matter what you tell me.

1126
01:12:25,799 --> 01:12:26,967
I think you're gonna.

1127
01:12:31,513 --> 01:12:33,057
What, is it really that bad?

1128
01:12:58,665 --> 01:12:59,875
Goodnight.

1129
01:13:04,296 --> 01:13:06,507
Honey, do you know what kind of kids

1130
01:13:06,590 --> 01:13:08,509
go to a party and get drunk?

1131
01:13:09,676 --> 01:13:11,428
Kids with low self-esteem.

1132
01:13:12,054 --> 01:13:14,431
Sierra, do you have low self-esteem?

1133
01:13:15,015 --> 01:13:16,015
Mom.

1134
01:13:16,225 --> 01:13:20,229
I thought we taught you R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

1135
01:13:20,521 --> 01:13:22,898
- Rein in...
- Every Self-doubt,

1136
01:13:22,981 --> 01:13:25,359
Peer Expectation and Competitive Thought.

1137
01:13:25,442 --> 01:13:27,277
- Yes, Mom. I know, okay?
- Okay.

1138
01:13:27,361 --> 01:13:29,721
Wait a minute. Before you try
to argue your way out of this,

1139
01:13:29,780 --> 01:13:32,449
which we all know you can do
with exceptional talent,

1140
01:13:32,533 --> 01:13:33,533
you're grounded.

1141
01:13:34,076 --> 01:13:35,702
- What?
- You're grounded.

1142
01:13:35,869 --> 01:13:36,870
- Honey, we...
- Dad!

1143
01:13:36,954 --> 01:13:39,748
- Talked about this.
- No, Jules, you talked about it.

1144
01:13:39,998 --> 01:13:41,959
It was some motto
that spelled out "free to fly,"

1145
01:13:42,042 --> 01:13:43,293
but this is my house too,

1146
01:13:43,377 --> 01:13:45,421
where there are actions and consequences,

1147
01:13:45,504 --> 01:13:48,132
and this little drunk birdie
needs her wings clipped.

1148
01:13:49,091 --> 01:13:51,927
It is not appropriate to ground her.

1149
01:13:52,511 --> 01:13:54,179
- Why not?
- Well, because!

1150
01:13:54,596 --> 01:13:55,848
What has gotten into her?

1151
01:13:56,807 --> 01:13:58,058
"We hop in the car.

1152
01:13:58,434 --> 01:13:59,643
It's a super fast ride."

1153
01:14:00,644 --> 01:14:03,981
"We dance on the bar
and have a sweet time."

1154
01:14:07,526 --> 01:14:09,945
Inspired, Chrissy.
You could co-write for Kesha.

1155
01:14:11,613 --> 01:14:12,613
And now,

1156
01:14:12,781 --> 01:14:17,202
last but not least, our resident progeny
of literary greatness,

1157
01:14:17,286 --> 01:14:18,662
Sierra Burgess.

1158
01:14:21,790 --> 01:14:23,000
Sierra!

1159
01:14:27,588 --> 01:14:28,588
I forgot.

1160
01:14:28,839 --> 01:14:30,299
What do you mean you forgot?

1161
01:14:31,049 --> 01:14:33,093
Are you trying to prove a point?

1162
01:14:34,344 --> 01:14:35,344
I forgot.

1163
01:14:35,929 --> 01:14:37,264
I'm sorry, there's just...

1164
01:14:37,723 --> 01:14:39,475
so much has been going on lately

1165
01:14:39,558 --> 01:14:40,893
and it slipped my mind.

1166
01:14:41,518 --> 01:14:43,604
Well, you know this is going to cost you.

1167
01:14:43,937 --> 01:14:46,565
And you still have to do the assignment.

1168
01:14:46,648 --> 01:14:49,026
I passed out, and I have no idea
if I told the truth.

1169
01:14:49,109 --> 01:14:51,361
By the time Ronnie called me back,
she'd already done it.

1170
01:14:51,445 --> 01:14:53,245
I didn't have the heart to tell her
the truth.

1171
01:14:54,239 --> 01:14:56,492
But I thought y'all
wasn't going out last night.

1172
01:14:56,575 --> 01:14:58,327
You told me you wasn't going out.

1173
01:14:58,410 --> 01:15:00,370
- That's why we couldn't hang out.
- Okay, well...

1174
01:15:01,330 --> 01:15:03,248
Hey, hey. What's wrong?

1175
01:15:03,332 --> 01:15:05,334
I just need a hug. I just...

1176
01:15:06,126 --> 01:15:08,754
- Ronnie, what happened? Are you okay?
- He dumped me.

1177
01:15:08,837 --> 01:15:10,839
Spence, he dumped me again.

1178
01:15:12,841 --> 01:15:14,718
- Over DM.
- God.

1179
01:15:14,801 --> 01:15:16,553
- I know.
- Ronnie. -Can we talk?
-Yeah.

1180
01:15:18,972 --> 01:15:21,808
- What the shit?
- Not now, Dan. Okay?

1181
01:15:21,892 --> 01:15:22,892
I... Let's go.

1182
01:15:31,235 --> 01:15:32,486
Some people just suck.

1183
01:15:32,569 --> 01:15:34,947
And if he doesn't like you for you,
then screw him anyway.

1184
01:15:35,030 --> 01:15:37,491
This would never have happened
if I dated someone like Jamey.

1185
01:15:38,450 --> 01:15:40,160
He's one of the good ones. He's...

1186
01:15:40,410 --> 01:15:41,495
he's hot and...

1187
01:15:41,995 --> 01:15:44,706
- weird, smart, and...
- Do you like him?

1188
01:15:46,625 --> 01:15:47,625
No!

1189
01:15:59,471 --> 01:16:00,305
Hey.

1190
01:16:00,472 --> 01:16:03,183
Hey, so about last night.

1191
01:16:04,643 --> 01:16:06,603
Did I say something weird?

1192
01:16:06,812 --> 01:16:08,855
Oh, you mean while you were
white-girl wasted?

1193
01:16:09,231 --> 01:16:11,608
Yeah, I think weird would be
an understatement.

1194
01:16:11,692 --> 01:16:12,901
What did I tell you?

1195
01:16:14,069 --> 01:16:15,112
What do you think...

1196
01:16:15,404 --> 01:16:16,280
that you told me?

1197
01:16:16,363 --> 01:16:18,740
What do you think I think you think
I told you?

1198
01:16:19,616 --> 01:16:23,120
What, are you, like, afraid to tell me
that you like me or something?

1199
01:16:24,121 --> 01:16:25,122
No!

1200
01:16:27,082 --> 01:16:28,082
No?

1201
01:16:28,292 --> 01:16:32,588
No, I mean, yeah, no. I don't know.

1202
01:16:33,046 --> 01:16:35,424
Let's just not say it
over the phone, okay?

1203
01:16:35,924 --> 01:16:37,134
Not like this.

1204
01:16:37,467 --> 01:16:41,221
Okay. Well, then this silence...

1205
01:16:41,305 --> 01:16:45,475
is me not telling you
that I like you-like you.

1206
01:16:47,227 --> 01:16:48,227
Okay?

1207
01:16:48,520 --> 01:16:52,232
- And I will see you tonight.
- Okay.

1208
01:16:52,649 --> 01:16:55,235
- Okay. Bye.
- Bye.

1209
01:17:32,981 --> 01:17:34,024
Veronica!

1210
01:17:35,108 --> 01:17:36,193
Veronica!

1211
01:17:51,291 --> 01:17:52,291
Hey!

1212
01:17:52,334 --> 01:17:54,378
- Hi.
- I finally get to show you off.

1213
01:18:02,427 --> 01:18:03,512
You wanna meet the team?

1214
01:18:04,846 --> 01:18:06,848
They're kinda the enemy, you know.

1215
01:18:07,307 --> 01:18:08,475
Go Tigers.

1216
01:18:08,558 --> 01:18:11,728
Well, you don't wanna be seen fraternizing
with the enemy.

1217
01:18:14,481 --> 01:18:16,608
I think this is gonna be a problem.

1218
01:18:17,484 --> 01:18:18,484
Why?

1219
01:18:38,547 --> 01:18:39,923
Shit! Don't...

1220
01:18:40,674 --> 01:18:43,385
- What was that for?
- What do you mean? What did I do?

1221
01:18:45,429 --> 01:18:46,429
What?

1222
01:18:47,347 --> 01:18:49,474
- I gotta go.
- Wait, is this about that guy, Spence?

1223
01:18:50,308 --> 01:18:51,308
Veronica!

1224
01:19:15,417 --> 01:19:16,877
Total of 20,000 followers.

1225
01:19:18,420 --> 01:19:20,297
Please tell me you're stupid enough.

1226
01:19:26,928 --> 01:19:27,928
Moronica.

1227
01:19:52,829 --> 01:19:53,914
Break!

1228
01:20:09,054 --> 01:20:11,264
♪ We got spirit, uh huh! ♪

1229
01:20:11,431 --> 01:20:14,017
♪ Yeah, yeah we got spirit
That's right! ♪

1230
01:20:14,100 --> 01:20:16,269
♪ Yeah, yeah, we got a what?
A what? ♪

1231
01:20:16,353 --> 01:20:17,437
Sierra!

1232
01:20:20,023 --> 01:20:22,609
Did you just get dissed
by the biggest loser in school?

1233
01:20:22,692 --> 01:20:23,860
What?

1234
01:20:23,944 --> 01:20:26,363
♪ We got a what? A what? ♪

1235
01:20:28,949 --> 01:20:30,534
♪ We got spirit! ♪

1236
01:20:32,244 --> 01:20:34,621
♪ Let's get a little bit rowdy ♪

1237
01:20:34,704 --> 01:20:37,249
♪ R-O-W-D-Y! ♪

1238
01:20:37,332 --> 01:20:40,210
♪ Let's get a little bit rowdy ♪

1239
01:20:40,293 --> 01:20:42,754
♪ R-O-W-D-Y! ♪

1240
01:20:43,046 --> 01:20:45,757
♪ Let's get a little bit rowdy ♪

1241
01:20:45,924 --> 01:20:48,468
♪ R-O-W-D-Y! ♪

1242
01:20:48,677 --> 01:20:51,388
♪ Let's get a little bit rowdy... ♪

1243
01:20:53,014 --> 01:20:55,267
Hey, can you do me a favor
and yell "Jamey"?

1244
01:20:55,976 --> 01:20:57,394
I'm supposed to be deaf.

1245
01:20:57,686 --> 01:20:59,563
Kenny, don't.

1246
01:20:59,688 --> 01:21:02,148
Please, just yell "Jamey" as loud
as you can.

1247
01:21:02,232 --> 01:21:03,775
- Jamey!
- Kenny...

1248
01:21:07,779 --> 01:21:08,822
Okay, one more time.

1249
01:21:09,406 --> 01:21:10,574
Jamey!

1250
01:21:12,659 --> 01:21:13,785
Jamey!

1251
01:21:17,789 --> 01:21:18,957
Sierra!

1252
01:21:23,795 --> 01:21:25,130
Wow, you have no self-respect.

1253
01:21:27,966 --> 01:21:29,342
Come on, one more time!

1254
01:21:29,634 --> 01:21:31,511
Ready? Okay.

1255
01:21:31,595 --> 01:21:34,389
♪ Let's get a little bit rowdy... ♪

1256
01:21:34,472 --> 01:21:36,641
♪ R-O-W-D-Y! ♪

1257
01:21:36,725 --> 01:21:37,725
Whoa.

1258
01:21:41,062 --> 01:21:42,647
- Ready?
- Break!

1259
01:21:47,986 --> 01:21:48,986
Hike!

1260
01:21:53,658 --> 01:21:55,035
Go Jamey!

1261
01:21:55,493 --> 01:21:57,495
You moron! That's the wrong team.

1262
01:21:59,289 --> 01:22:00,289
Shit.

1263
01:22:32,614 --> 01:22:35,784
Russ, I think kids are smoking pot
by the bathrooms again.

1264
01:22:35,867 --> 01:22:37,285
Yeah, yeah. Go check it out.

1265
01:22:38,286 --> 01:22:39,621
V got dumped.

1266
01:22:41,539 --> 01:22:43,583
How is this happening?

1267
01:23:10,819 --> 01:23:11,819
Too easy.

1268
01:23:14,030 --> 01:23:16,116
[girl About time
someone took her down a peg.

1269
01:23:37,929 --> 01:23:39,347
Jamey! You okay?

1270
01:23:40,223 --> 01:23:41,223
Jamey!

1271
01:23:41,516 --> 01:23:42,600
Call the medic!

1272
01:23:47,605 --> 01:23:50,233
Ronnie, Ronnie,
where are you going?

1273
01:23:53,737 --> 01:23:55,280
Felt so good!

1274
01:23:58,116 --> 01:23:59,909
Hey, hey. Alright, alright.

1275
01:24:00,243 --> 01:24:01,243
Here, look at me.

1276
01:24:02,370 --> 01:24:04,748
- How many fingers am I holding up?
- Two.

1277
01:24:05,540 --> 01:24:07,250
- Jamey!
- Sierra, wait!

1278
01:24:08,293 --> 01:24:09,878
- Sierra?
- Sierra,

1279
01:24:09,961 --> 01:24:12,088
why did you do this to me?
- Wait. Veronica.

1280
01:24:12,172 --> 01:24:15,216
- Are you cheating on me with Spence?
- No!

1281
01:24:15,300 --> 01:24:17,218
Jamey, I'm not.
And I'm not who you think I am,

1282
01:24:17,302 --> 01:24:18,803
and she's not who you think she is.

1283
01:24:18,887 --> 01:24:21,056
She's been pretending to be me
and I've been her,

1284
01:24:21,139 --> 01:24:23,183
and she's been catfishing you
this entire time.

1285
01:24:23,266 --> 01:24:25,518
No, okay, wait. Please, listen to me.

1286
01:24:25,602 --> 01:24:28,772
- You have to let me explain, okay, please.
- Wait, your voice.

1287
01:24:29,647 --> 01:24:32,108
- Alright, that's enough.
- Please, just give me a second.

1288
01:24:32,192 --> 01:24:33,359
Let's get outta here.

1289
01:24:34,944 --> 01:24:36,738
Just stay the hell away from me.

1290
01:24:38,907 --> 01:24:39,907
Both of you.

1291
01:24:43,244 --> 01:24:44,746
Why did you do this to me?

1292
01:24:45,330 --> 01:24:46,539
You kissed him.

1293
01:24:47,123 --> 01:24:48,124
I saw you kiss him.

1294
01:24:48,208 --> 01:24:50,877
Well, he thinks I'm you, remember?
That was the whole plan.

1295
01:24:52,045 --> 01:24:54,255
You whine about your looks,

1296
01:24:54,672 --> 01:24:56,883
but you've no idea what it's like
to be me.

1297
01:24:58,927 --> 01:25:01,137
I told you things I haven't told anyone.

1298
01:25:02,180 --> 01:25:03,306
You think I'm mean?

1299
01:25:03,973 --> 01:25:05,433
You should check the mirror,

1300
01:25:05,517 --> 01:25:08,019
because your looks are
the least ugly thing about you.

1301
01:25:18,822 --> 01:25:20,532
Sierra, Sierra.

1302
01:25:20,698 --> 01:25:22,117
Please tell me that wasn't you.

1303
01:25:24,410 --> 01:25:25,954
Come on, you hate Veronica.

1304
01:25:26,913 --> 01:25:28,331
Sierra, that was just wrong.

1305
01:25:30,500 --> 01:25:32,418
I don't even know who you are anymore.

1306
01:25:38,174 --> 01:25:39,717
Sierra, honey, what's wrong?

1307
01:25:40,385 --> 01:25:41,594
You know, it's...

1308
01:25:41,928 --> 01:25:45,598
it's easy for you to spout
your self-esteem BS,

1309
01:25:46,599 --> 01:25:47,934
but look at me.

1310
01:25:49,352 --> 01:25:54,440
Do you have any idea what it's like to be
a teenage girl and to look like this?

1311
01:25:57,610 --> 01:26:00,196
Of course not, because you're tiny,

1312
01:26:00,446 --> 01:26:01,990
you're tiny and you're beautiful

1313
01:26:02,073 --> 01:26:03,867
and you've always been beautiful.

1314
01:26:05,201 --> 01:26:07,412
And this is what you stuck me with.

1315
01:27:17,023 --> 01:27:20,610
And thus concludes our unit on mitosis.

1316
01:27:21,861 --> 01:27:23,529
We now enter telophase,

1317
01:27:24,447 --> 01:27:26,199
during which the cell

1318
01:27:26,491 --> 01:27:28,201
cleaves apart forever

1319
01:27:28,785 --> 01:27:30,286
in two distinct cells.

1320
01:27:49,055 --> 01:27:50,348
About the assignment.

1321
01:27:50,598 --> 01:27:52,225
I asked for a poem.

1322
01:27:52,308 --> 01:27:53,685
You turned in a song.

1323
01:27:53,768 --> 01:27:57,063
I know. I just really wanted to do
my own thing.

1324
01:27:57,146 --> 01:27:59,607
Your own thing was also late.

1325
01:28:03,111 --> 01:28:05,989
But it was emotional, raw...

1326
01:28:06,531 --> 01:28:08,783
and those are the marks of a true artist.

1327
01:28:08,866 --> 01:28:10,535
You are very special.

1328
01:28:11,327 --> 01:28:13,579
And I hope when the time comes,

1329
01:28:13,788 --> 01:28:16,791
you will allow me to write you
a college recommendation.

1330
01:28:17,750 --> 01:28:18,750
Thank you.

1331
01:28:19,419 --> 01:28:20,837
In the meantime,

1332
01:28:20,920 --> 01:28:22,880
whoever you wrote those words for,

1333
01:28:22,964 --> 01:28:24,841
you should tell him, or her...

1334
01:28:26,050 --> 01:28:29,512
both being equally valid choices.

1335
01:28:30,430 --> 01:28:31,430
I will. Dad.

1336
01:28:42,525 --> 01:28:43,735
Can we talk?

1337
01:29:13,222 --> 01:29:14,682
I'm sorry I suck so bad.

1338
01:29:23,483 --> 01:29:24,525
You don't suck.

1339
01:29:26,110 --> 01:29:27,110
Okay, a little bit.

1340
01:29:30,114 --> 01:29:31,114
That's fair.

1341
01:29:34,035 --> 01:29:35,870
Still wanna go to homecoming with me?

1342
01:29:36,454 --> 01:29:37,454
Oh, hell no.

1343
01:29:39,040 --> 01:29:41,626
But you should definitely save me
a dance, though.

1344
01:29:41,751 --> 01:29:43,961
If that's not too much to ask.

1345
01:29:44,962 --> 01:29:47,048
Alright, pound it.

1346
01:29:50,635 --> 01:29:52,345
So, how are you gonna fix this?

1347
01:29:52,970 --> 01:29:56,891
Since you're like, the biggest loser in
school now or whatever, maybe we can...

1348
01:30:02,146 --> 01:30:05,691
♪ Rose goes in glass vases ♪

1349
01:30:06,192 --> 01:30:09,112
♪ Perfect bodies, perfect faces ♪

1350
01:30:09,779 --> 01:30:14,409
♪ They all belong in magazines ♪

1351
01:30:16,494 --> 01:30:20,039
♪ Those girls the boys are chasing ♪

1352
01:30:20,498 --> 01:30:23,793
♪ Winning all the games they're playing ♪

1353
01:30:24,127 --> 01:30:28,714
♪ They're always in a different league ♪

1354
01:30:30,716 --> 01:30:35,513
♪ Stretching toward the sky
Like I don't care ♪

1355
01:30:37,890 --> 01:30:42,061
♪ Wishing you could see me
Standing there ♪

1356
01:30:44,021 --> 01:30:47,817
♪ But I'm a sunflower, a little funny ♪

1357
01:30:47,900 --> 01:30:51,612
♪ If I were a rose, maybe you'd want me ♪

1358
01:30:52,405 --> 01:30:55,741
♪ If I could, I'd change overnight ♪

1359
01:30:55,908 --> 01:30:58,870
♪ I'd turn into something you like ♪

1360
01:30:58,953 --> 01:31:02,707
♪ But I'm a sunflower, a little funny ♪

1361
01:31:02,790 --> 01:31:06,586
♪ If I were a rose, maybe you'd pick me ♪

1362
01:31:07,378 --> 01:31:10,506
♪ But I know you don't have a clue ♪
♪ This sunflower's waiting for you ♪

1363
01:31:14,051 --> 01:31:17,054
♪ Waiting for you ♪

1364
01:31:17,680 --> 01:31:21,476
♪ I'm a sunflower, a little funny ♪

1365
01:31:21,601 --> 01:31:25,271
♪ And if I were her, maybe you'd pick me ♪

1366
01:31:26,147 --> 01:31:29,317
♪ But I know you don't have a clue ♪

1367
01:31:29,775 --> 01:31:33,696
♪ This sunflower's waiting for you ♪

1368
01:31:33,905 --> 01:31:36,324
♪ Waiting for you ♪

1369
01:31:40,620 --> 01:31:41,620
Wow!

1370
01:31:43,164 --> 01:31:45,791
"Family like this has often
a deep sadness in it."

1371
01:31:46,667 --> 01:31:49,086
Nature, that great tragic dramatist,

1372
01:31:49,837 --> 01:31:52,673
knits us together by bone and muscle

1373
01:31:53,049 --> 01:31:56,260
"and divides us by the subtler web
of our brains."

1374
01:32:00,223 --> 01:32:01,223
George Eliot.

1375
01:32:04,852 --> 01:32:06,479
Sierra, you are beautiful,

1376
01:32:07,438 --> 01:32:09,232
but you are so much more than that.

1377
01:32:10,191 --> 01:32:12,026
Look at your fine intellect,

1378
01:32:13,236 --> 01:32:14,695
and all that writing talent.

1379
01:32:16,531 --> 01:32:17,531
Dad...

1380
01:32:18,074 --> 01:32:21,327
it's terrifying growing up under
your shadow.

1381
01:32:22,411 --> 01:32:23,579
You're a genius.

1382
01:32:24,580 --> 01:32:27,667
Mom's gorgeous and successful.

1383
01:32:29,335 --> 01:32:30,378
I am...

1384
01:32:34,924 --> 01:32:36,175
I don't know what I am.

1385
01:32:39,637 --> 01:32:41,222
I'm neither of those things.

1386
01:32:45,518 --> 01:32:46,727
How can I top that?

1387
01:32:47,812 --> 01:32:49,230
Sierra, just be you.

1388
01:32:51,482 --> 01:32:54,026
So far you're pretty good
at finding your own way.

1389
01:32:57,572 --> 01:32:58,614
How about a hug?

1390
01:32:59,323 --> 01:33:00,992
From one sunflower to another.

1391
01:33:10,001 --> 01:33:11,836
You can't bring junk in here.

1392
01:33:12,378 --> 01:33:13,462
What if Scooter eats it?

1393
01:33:14,046 --> 01:33:15,089
That's the point.

1394
01:33:15,172 --> 01:33:16,757
You don't talk to me like that.

1395
01:33:17,133 --> 01:33:19,802
Your father would roll over in his grave.

1396
01:33:20,261 --> 01:33:21,304
Our dad's not dead.

1397
01:33:22,930 --> 01:33:23,930
Mom.

1398
01:33:27,518 --> 01:33:28,518
I know.

1399
01:33:30,438 --> 01:33:31,564
But he should be.

1400
01:33:33,941 --> 01:33:35,818
I'm sorry for what happened to you.

1401
01:33:38,529 --> 01:33:40,197
Dad's a level ten loser.

1402
01:33:41,616 --> 01:33:44,660
And you can't keep living your life
like everyone's gonna screw you over.

1403
01:33:48,414 --> 01:33:49,540
We need our Mom back.

1404
01:33:56,172 --> 01:33:57,172
Hi.

1405
01:34:08,184 --> 01:34:09,393
Shouldn't you get going?

1406
01:34:11,270 --> 01:34:14,190
Ironically, home is not where
you're supposed to spend homecoming.

1407
01:34:14,273 --> 01:34:18,402
Yeah, it's the beauty of going stag.

1408
01:34:18,486 --> 01:34:20,154
Nobody's waiting on me.

1409
01:34:21,489 --> 01:34:23,324
Okay, you done, honey?

1410
01:34:23,407 --> 01:34:26,869
- Oh, yeah. Thank you.
- Yep.

1411
01:34:29,997 --> 01:34:31,415
- Sierra?
- Oh, yeah.

1412
01:35:18,713 --> 01:35:20,005
- Honey?
- You going?

1413
01:35:29,932 --> 01:35:31,767
Oh, good.

1414
01:35:55,499 --> 01:35:57,626
- Hi.
- Hi.

1415
01:36:01,714 --> 01:36:03,632
What are you doing here?

1416
01:36:06,469 --> 01:36:07,803
I talked to Veronica.

1417
01:36:08,512 --> 01:36:09,512
The real one.

1418
01:36:11,557 --> 01:36:12,808
She played me your song.

1419
01:36:14,685 --> 01:36:15,770
She also had some...

1420
01:36:17,563 --> 01:36:19,899
arguments, in your favor.

1421
01:36:20,024 --> 01:36:22,151
I had no idea you taught her
the Socratic method.

1422
01:36:23,903 --> 01:36:24,903
It's impressive.

1423
01:36:28,532 --> 01:36:30,659
Look, Sierra, what you did was terrible.

1424
01:36:30,743 --> 01:36:32,953
I mean, bad, like, really bad,

1425
01:36:33,037 --> 01:36:34,246
- and...
- I know.

1426
01:36:34,622 --> 01:36:36,040
And I'm so sorry.

1427
01:36:38,501 --> 01:36:42,671
But do you ever feel sometimes
the world is conspiring against you?

1428
01:36:44,131 --> 01:36:46,675
- To tell you that you're not good enough.
- Yeah.

1429
01:36:46,759 --> 01:36:49,136
I get why you did it, I do, and...

1430
01:36:49,386 --> 01:36:51,555
honestly, had we not met
the way that we had,

1431
01:36:54,433 --> 01:36:56,143
maybe I wouldn't have noticed you.

1432
01:36:57,311 --> 01:36:59,480
I mean, you're not exactly
everybody's type

1433
01:36:59,563 --> 01:37:00,815
- and...
- Okay.

1434
01:37:01,607 --> 01:37:02,733
- Thanks.
- But...

1435
01:37:03,609 --> 01:37:04,609
But...

1436
01:37:07,446 --> 01:37:08,489
you're my type.

1437
01:37:09,782 --> 01:37:13,786
You are exactly my type. I mean,

1438
01:37:13,869 --> 01:37:17,915
you're smart and funny
and beautiful and talented.

1439
01:37:18,207 --> 01:37:21,126
I haven't been that impressed by a voice

1440
01:37:21,210 --> 01:37:24,171
on someone who's not famous
ever, like, ever.

1441
01:37:29,593 --> 01:37:30,594
For the record,

1442
01:37:32,471 --> 01:37:35,266
I think that roses are more like...

1443
01:37:35,850 --> 01:37:38,269
the bitchy supermodels of flowers.

1444
01:37:42,231 --> 01:37:44,066
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

1445
01:38:24,148 --> 01:38:25,608
Have we done that before?

1446
01:38:27,651 --> 01:38:30,863
Come on, let's get you to homecoming.

1447
01:38:30,946 --> 01:38:32,573
♪ We write love letters ♪

1448
01:38:32,656 --> 01:38:33,656
After you.

1449
01:38:34,283 --> 01:38:36,285
♪ Do you know ♪

1450
01:38:38,245 --> 01:38:43,375
♪ How I need before this
Don't know how ♪

1451
01:38:45,252 --> 01:38:50,090
♪ So let's ride this
Right into the sunset ♪

1452
01:38:50,174 --> 01:38:53,385
♪ Tell me, are we there yet?
I don't even care ♪

1453
01:38:54,845 --> 01:38:56,221
Can you give me one second?

1454
01:38:58,098 --> 01:38:59,098
I got a date!

1455
01:39:03,938 --> 01:39:05,564
Can you give me a sec?

1456
01:39:06,482 --> 01:39:07,482
I'll get drinks.

1457
01:39:09,735 --> 01:39:14,865
♪ Baby, you're a light, you're a light
You're a light in the dark ♪

1458
01:39:42,351 --> 01:39:44,979
Okay, you two cannot be best friends
without me.

1459
01:39:46,814 --> 01:39:47,814
Okay.

1460
01:40:55,340 --> 01:40:59,219
Rose grows in glass vases

1461
01:40:59,887 --> 01:41:03,432
Perfect bodies, perfect faces

1462
01:41:03,974 --> 01:41:09,104
They all belong in magazines

1463
01:41:11,565 --> 01:41:15,903
Those girls the boys are chasing

1464
01:41:15,986 --> 01:41:19,782
Winning all the games they're playing

1465
01:41:20,240 --> 01:41:25,954
They're always in a different league

1466
01:41:27,790 --> 01:41:33,003
Stretching toward the sky
Like I don't care

1467
01:41:35,964 --> 01:41:41,386
Wishing you could see me standing there

1468
01:41:43,097 --> 01:41:46,934
But I'm a sunflower
A little funny

1469
01:41:47,017 --> 01:41:51,021
If I was a rose, maybe you'd want me

1470
01:41:52,022 --> 01:41:55,943
If I could, I'd change overnight

1471
01:41:56,026 --> 01:41:59,321
Turn into something you'd like

1472
01:41:59,404 --> 01:42:03,325
But I'm a sunflower, a little funny

1473
01:42:03,408 --> 01:42:08,205
If I was a rose
Maybe you would pick me

1474
01:42:08,288 --> 01:42:12,251
But I know you don't have a clue

1475
01:42:12,334 --> 01:42:15,254
This sunflower's waiting for you

1476
01:42:15,337 --> 01:42:17,464
Waiting for you

1477
01:42:24,555 --> 01:42:29,268
No thorns in this, to mention

1478
01:42:29,351 --> 01:42:33,355
Hiding this fear of rejection

1479
01:42:33,438 --> 01:42:38,944
This high, I've never felt so small

1480
01:42:40,946 --> 01:42:45,534
Not used to this attention

1481
01:42:45,617 --> 01:42:49,621
Part of me in suspension

1482
01:42:49,705 --> 01:42:55,002
I wish I didn't care at all

1483
01:42:56,879 --> 01:43:02,843
Stretching toward the sky
Like I don't care

1484
01:43:05,470 --> 01:43:10,267
Wishing you could see me standing there

1485
01:43:12,561 --> 01:43:16,607
But I'm a sunflower
A little funny If I was a rose
Maybe you'd want me

1486
01:43:21,695 --> 01:43:25,616
If I could, I'd change overnight

1487
01:43:25,699 --> 01:43:28,744
Turn into something you'd like

1488
01:43:28,827 --> 01:43:32,789
But I'm a sunflower
A little funny

1489
01:43:32,873 --> 01:43:36,919
If I was a rose
Maybe you'd pick me

1490
01:43:37,002 --> 01:43:40,797
But I know you don't have a clue

1491
01:43:41,798 --> 01:43:46,762
This sunflower's waiting for you
Waiting for you

1492
01:44:01,401 --> 01:44:05,322
I'm a sunflower A little funny

1493
01:44:05,405 --> 01:44:10,077
If I was a rose, maybe you'd pick me

1494
01:44:10,452 --> 01:44:14,289
But I know you don't have a clue