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- HI removed, cleaned, corrected and
- missing dialog dashes added by Tronar
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- (ALL OUT OF LOVE PLAYING)
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- 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:16,095
- Fuck Wolverine.
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- 00:02:17,222 --> 00:02:19,808
- First, he rides my coattails
- with the R rating.
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- 00:02:19,974 --> 00:02:23,978
- Then the hairy motherfucker
- ups the ante by dying.
- 6
- 00:02:24,437 --> 00:02:26,147
- What a dick.
- 7
- 00:02:26,648 --> 00:02:28,441
- Well, guess what, Wolvie?
- 8
- 00:02:28,900 --> 00:02:30,819
- I'm dying in this one, too.
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- 00:02:31,903 --> 00:02:33,103
- (X GOIN' GIVE IT
- TO YA PLAYING)
- 10
- 00:02:34,739 --> 00:02:36,699
- To understand
- why I took a cat-nap
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- 00:02:36,783 --> 00:02:38,868
- on 1,200 gallons
- of high-test fuel...
- 12
- 00:02:39,035 --> 00:02:40,245
- I need to take you back
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- 00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:42,622
- to the dewy slopes
- of six weeks ago.
- 14
- 00:02:42,789 --> 00:02:44,207
- I'd gone international,
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- 00:02:44,290 --> 00:02:46,084
- taking out mass murderers,
- gangsters,
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- 00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:47,752
- unspeakable monsters.
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- 00:02:47,919 --> 00:02:50,630
- People nobody would touch.
- Except me.
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- 00:02:50,839 --> 00:02:53,591
- I'm gonna touch them all over.
- 19
- 00:02:56,511 --> 00:02:58,388
- Hey, it's Gail calling.
- 20
- 00:02:58,471 --> 00:02:59,556
- Love the shiny suit.
- 21
- 00:02:59,722 --> 00:03:00,723
- Really brings out
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- 00:03:00,807 --> 00:03:02,225
- the sex trafficker
- in your eyes.
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- 00:03:02,433 --> 00:03:04,593
- Whatever they're paying, I'll double it.
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- 00:03:04,686 --> 00:03:07,772
- I don't
- speak Cantonese, Mister...
- 25
- 00:03:08,815 --> 00:03:10,817
- Well, I'm not even gonna
- attempt that.
- 26
- 00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:13,528
- But I did take
- 8th grade Spanish, so...
- 27
- 00:03:13,695 --> 00:03:15,697
- Where is the library?
- 28
- 00:03:15,780 --> 00:03:18,116
- Which literally
- translates to...
- 29
- 00:03:18,783 --> 00:03:21,411
- I don't bargain,
- pumpkin fucker.
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- 00:03:30,962 --> 00:03:32,171
- Uno, dos, tres, cuatro...
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- 00:03:45,059 --> 00:03:47,478
- I'll take
- a cranberry-grapefruit vodka.
- 32
- 00:03:47,645 --> 00:03:48,897
- I know
- it's called a Sea Breeze.
- 33
- 00:03:48,980 --> 00:03:50,189
- Don't make me say it.
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- 00:03:50,565 --> 00:03:51,858
- Hit it, Dolly.
- 35
- 00:03:52,066 --> 00:03:53,568
- (9 TO 5 PLAYING)
- 36
- 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:11,836
- Taking the hands out
- of the guns of the criminals!
- 37
- 00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:21,262
- Whoo! Do not go in there!
- 38
- 00:04:31,648 --> 00:04:34,609
- Oh, God! Oh, God, time out!
- Time out!
- 39
- 00:04:34,776 --> 00:04:38,237
- Cut. Got bad guy blood,
- right in my open eye.
- 40
- 00:04:38,404 --> 00:04:40,239
- Oh, that's so gross.
- 41
- 00:04:41,407 --> 00:04:42,867
- Fuck.
- 42
- 00:04:43,785 --> 00:04:45,662
- Scoutmaster Kevin?
- 43
- 00:04:51,918 --> 00:04:53,544
- Too exotic?
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- 00:04:56,255 --> 00:04:57,882
- My world tour
- brought me home
- 45
- 00:04:57,966 --> 00:05:00,385
- to this guy,
- Sergei Valishnikov.
- 46
- 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:01,928
- But we'll get to him
- in a moment.
- 47
- 00:05:02,011 --> 00:05:03,371
- 'Cause I know
- what you're thinking.
- 48
- 00:05:03,388 --> 00:05:06,265
- "I'm so glad
- I left the kiddos at home."
- 49
- 00:05:06,432 --> 00:05:07,725
- But that's where
- you'd be wrong.
- 50
- 00:05:07,934 --> 00:05:10,812
- That babysitter of yours
- is high as fuck right now...
- 51
- 00:05:10,979 --> 00:05:15,149
- and, believe it or not,
- Deadpool 2 is a family film.
- 52
- 00:05:15,316 --> 00:05:16,359
- True story.
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- 00:05:16,526 --> 00:05:20,196
- And every good family film
- starts with a vicious murder.
- 54
- 00:05:20,363 --> 00:05:23,282
- Bambi, The Lion King, Saw 7.
- 55
- 00:05:23,449 --> 00:05:26,619
- Holy shit pickles!
- That guy's on fire.
- 56
- 00:05:26,786 --> 00:05:29,539
- That's not CGI, folks.
- He's actually on fire.
- 57
- 00:05:29,706 --> 00:05:32,917
- Yeah. You know I get paid
- to take out bad guys, right?
- 58
- 00:05:33,084 --> 00:05:34,252
- But this guy?
- 59
- 00:05:34,335 --> 00:05:36,546
- He was
- one of the worst of 'em.
- 60
- 00:05:39,007 --> 00:05:40,550
- Hurry up and open
- this fucking door,
- 61
- 00:05:40,633 --> 00:05:41,913
- and let's kill
- this motherfucker!
- 62
- 00:05:49,058 --> 00:05:50,601
- Ugh. So gross.
- 63
- 00:05:50,935 --> 00:05:53,271
- A panic room? Really?
- 64
- 00:05:53,938 --> 00:05:56,024
- Can you come out?
- 65
- 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:59,277
- I really have to go.
- It's my anniversary.
- 66
- 00:06:05,033 --> 00:06:06,343
- Over and over,
- I hear people say,
- 67
- 00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:07,847
- "I just don't have
- enough confidence."
- 68
- 00:06:07,994 --> 00:06:10,079
- Listen, confidence is not
- something you have.
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- 00:06:10,163 --> 00:06:11,523
- It's something you create.
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- And you can create it
- at any moment in time.
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- 00:06:13,708 --> 00:06:15,376
- A sense of confidence
- is nothing
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- but a sense of power
- within yourself...
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- a sense of certainty that
- you can pull something off.
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- Start the car!
- Start the fucking car!
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- Dopinder!
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- Start the fucking car!
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- 00:06:30,850 --> 00:06:32,351
- Whoo!
- Oh, I shit my pants.
- 78
- 00:06:32,518 --> 00:06:34,687
- Actually, that may
- have been me.
- 79
- 00:06:34,854 --> 00:06:36,022
- Oh, mission accomplished?
- 80
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- Well, in a George W.
- sort of way.
- 81
- 00:06:38,066 --> 00:06:39,984
- Fucker can't stay
- in a panic room forever.
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- 00:06:40,068 --> 00:06:41,587
- Oh, you're living
- the dreams, DP.
- 83
- 00:06:41,611 --> 00:06:43,404
- It has been
- quite the run, Dopinder,
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- 00:06:43,488 --> 00:06:44,655
- and who'da thought?
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- 00:06:44,822 --> 00:06:46,991
- Now I'm talked about in the
- same sentence as Jesus.
- 86
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- Passion of the Christ,
- then me.
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- At least domestically.
- 88
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- We beat them overseas,
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- 00:06:51,954 --> 00:06:53,514
- where there's no such thing
- as religion.
- 90
- 00:06:54,082 --> 00:06:56,084
- I do want to live the dreams,
- Pool Boy.
- 91
- 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:58,461
- Taxiing is not as sexy
- as it looks.
- 92
- 00:06:58,628 --> 00:07:00,278
- - I want to fill my...
- - Pockets?
- 93
- 00:07:00,421 --> 00:07:03,424
- What's your poison?
- A little, uh, cokey cokey?
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- Can't maintain an erection
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- 00:07:05,176 --> 00:07:06,695
- without buying shoes online?
- 96
- 00:07:06,719 --> 00:07:08,638
- I've never experienced
- that last one.
- 97
- 00:07:08,721 --> 00:07:10,056
- Talk to me, Goose.
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- 00:07:10,139 --> 00:07:12,975
- I was going to say "soul".
- I want to fill my soul.
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- 00:07:13,059 --> 00:07:15,978
- I want to belong to something,
- like you, Pool, sir.
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- - Dopinder...
- - Hmm?
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- 00:07:17,897 --> 00:07:19,732
- You never cease
- to surprise me.
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- 00:07:21,234 --> 00:07:23,986
- You know, the depth of
- your heart is extraordinary.
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- 00:07:24,153 --> 00:07:25,780
- We all need
- a sense of belonging.
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- 00:07:25,863 --> 00:07:27,698
- We all need
- a genuine sense of home.
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- 00:07:27,782 --> 00:07:28,783
- A place in this world.
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- 00:07:28,866 --> 00:07:30,409
- I want to become
- a contract killer.
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- 00:07:30,493 --> 00:07:31,744
- I'm sorry.
- What did you say?
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- 00:07:31,828 --> 00:07:33,830
- Remember when
- I kidnapped Bandhu
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- 00:07:33,913 --> 00:07:35,363
- and threatened him
- with great violence?
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- 00:07:35,373 --> 00:07:36,791
- You kind of killed him.
- 111
- 00:07:36,874 --> 00:07:38,908
- And then remember the movie
- Interview with the Vampire?
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- 00:07:38,918 --> 00:07:39,919
- Don't want to.
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- 00:07:40,002 --> 00:07:41,003
- When Tom Cruise fed
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- 00:07:41,087 --> 00:07:42,880
- 10-year-old
- Kirsten Dunst blood
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- 00:07:42,964 --> 00:07:44,090
- for the first time...
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- 00:07:44,257 --> 00:07:46,592
- and she looked up
- at his smooth,
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- 00:07:46,676 --> 00:07:49,011
- handsome face and said...
- 118
- 00:07:49,637 --> 00:07:51,389
- "I want some more."
- 119
- 00:07:51,472 --> 00:07:55,309
- Oh, Pool, picture me,
- a 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst.
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- 00:07:56,227 --> 00:07:58,229
- I'll never not picture that.
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- 00:07:58,896 --> 00:08:00,606
- But I can't wait
- to never speak of this,
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- 00:08:00,690 --> 00:08:02,066
- as soon as possible.
- 123
- 00:08:02,567 --> 00:08:05,153
- We're here.
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- 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:08,322
- You're my Tom Cruise!
- 125
- 00:08:08,406 --> 00:08:10,032
- And you're
- my Kristen Dunst!
- 126
- 00:08:10,116 --> 00:08:11,450
- Kristen? Kirsten?
- 127
- 00:08:16,747 --> 00:08:18,040
- Sorry I'm late.
- 128
- 00:08:18,374 --> 00:08:19,917
- There was a bunch of
- 129
- 00:08:20,001 --> 00:08:21,961
- handicapable children
- stuck in a tree...
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- 00:08:22,128 --> 00:08:23,378
- - and I had to, uh...
- - Uh-uh.
- 131
- 00:08:23,713 --> 00:08:26,340
- You're right.
- I was fighting a caped badass.
- 132
- 00:08:26,507 --> 00:08:28,801
- But then we discovered
- his mom is named Martha, too.
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- No.
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- 00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:31,345
- Traffic?
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- 00:08:32,013 --> 00:08:33,014
- Hmm?
- 136
- 00:08:34,098 --> 00:08:35,683
- Kiss me
- like you miss me, Red.
- 137
- 00:08:35,766 --> 00:08:36,767
- Well, come here.
- 138
- 00:08:39,103 --> 00:08:40,897
- (TAKE ON ME PLAYING)
- 139
- 00:08:48,613 --> 00:08:50,364
- I'm gonna shower
- and get out of this suit.
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- 00:08:51,115 --> 00:08:52,235
- Don't you want
- your surprise?
- 141
- 00:08:52,325 --> 00:08:54,160
- Do I look like
- a patient burn victim?
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- 00:08:54,952 --> 00:08:56,454
- I got one for you, too.
- 143
- 00:08:57,371 --> 00:08:58,748
- Happy anniversary, baby.
- 144
- 00:08:58,915 --> 00:09:00,499
- Open, open, open.
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- 00:09:02,501 --> 00:09:03,836
- Skee-Ball token.
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- 00:09:04,295 --> 00:09:05,546
- Our first date.
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- 00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:06,964
- Yup.
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- 00:09:07,131 --> 00:09:10,009
- That's genuine,
- high-grade lead.
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- 00:09:12,887 --> 00:09:14,805
- I'll keep it forever.
- 150
- 00:09:15,264 --> 00:09:16,682
- Thank you, baby.
- 151
- 00:09:18,309 --> 00:09:20,019
- Open yours.
- All right, all right.
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- 00:09:20,895 --> 00:09:22,230
- Oh...
- 153
- 00:09:23,606 --> 00:09:25,514
- That's just the most
- beautiful thing that I've...
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- 00:09:25,524 --> 00:09:26,859
- I don't know what this is.
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- 00:09:27,026 --> 00:09:28,444
- My IUD.
- 156
- 00:09:28,819 --> 00:09:29,820
- A bomb?
- 157
- 00:09:29,904 --> 00:09:32,698
- No, dick for brains.
- My birth control device.
- 158
- 00:09:33,199 --> 00:09:34,273
- What, you mean that your...
- 159
- 00:09:34,283 --> 00:09:35,952
- Baby factory's open
- for business.
- 160
- 00:09:36,118 --> 00:09:37,203
- Oh, my God!
- 161
- 00:09:37,453 --> 00:09:40,623
- Oh, my God! I want a boy!
- 162
- 00:09:40,790 --> 00:09:43,584
- Or a little girl!
- Definitely one or the other!
- 163
- 00:09:43,876 --> 00:09:46,712
- Oh! And I want our kid
- to have only one name.
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- 00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:49,799
- Like Cher or Todd.
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- 00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:52,301
- You gotta pump a baby
- in me first, cowboy.
- 166
- 00:09:52,385 --> 00:09:53,386
- Yes, I do.
- 167
- 00:09:53,469 --> 00:09:55,336
- Let's watch some porn
- and show that bed who's boss.
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- 00:09:55,346 --> 00:09:56,347
- Let's do that.
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- 00:09:57,473 --> 00:09:58,933
- Papa...
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- 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,727
- Can you hear me?
- 171
- 00:10:03,521 --> 00:10:05,856
- Papa, can you see me?
- 172
- 00:10:06,023 --> 00:10:08,276
- Does this song
- sound familiar to you?
- 173
- 00:10:10,569 --> 00:10:12,029
- May.
- 174
- 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:16,492
- Connor, if it's a boy.
- May, if it's a girl.
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- 00:10:19,161 --> 00:10:21,539
- So weird.
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- 00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:24,041
- Family was always
- an F-word to me.
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- 00:10:25,543 --> 00:10:28,754
- My pile of shit father
- took off and bailed.
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- 00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:32,247
- I mean, it's not like I have
- a lot of strong role models
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- 00:10:32,300 --> 00:10:34,427
- to draw off of for Todd.
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- 00:10:35,136 --> 00:10:37,763
- Hey. Look at me.
- 181
- 00:10:38,931 --> 00:10:41,100
- You are not your father.
- 182
- 00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:44,020
- Besides...
- 183
- 00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:49,025
- I will never, ever
- let our child be named Todd.
- 184
- 00:10:50,026 --> 00:10:51,027
- But here's the thing,
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- 00:10:51,110 --> 00:10:52,361
- isn't that how
- it always works?
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- 00:10:52,987 --> 00:10:54,488
- Like in Star Wars,
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- 00:10:54,572 --> 00:10:56,615
- men are destined
- to become their father...
- 188
- 00:10:57,325 --> 00:11:00,286
- and then have consensual sex
- with their sister?
- 189
- 00:11:00,453 --> 00:11:02,872
- I think you missed
- big, big chunks of that movie.
- 190
- 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:05,916
- No, I'm pretty sure
- Luke nailed her.
- 191
- 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:07,752
- Baby, that's Empire.
- 192
- 00:11:08,252 --> 00:11:10,838
- The point is, kids...
- 193
- 00:11:12,340 --> 00:11:14,967
- they give us a chance
- to be better than we are.
- 194
- 00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:17,928
- Better than we used to be.
- 195
- 00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:21,015
- You're a lot smarter
- than I look.
- 196
- 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:23,309
- I'm gonna go make dessert.
- 197
- 00:11:23,768 --> 00:11:26,896
- You get the strap-on.
- Let's make a super baby.
- 198
- 00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:30,358
- Pretty sure it doesn't work
- that way, but we can try.
- 199
- 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:35,029
- What about Krystal?
- But with a "K"?
- 200
- 00:11:35,404 --> 00:11:36,989
- It's too stripper-y.
- 201
- 00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:38,616
- Kevin with a "K"!
- 202
- 00:11:38,783 --> 00:11:40,868
- No, too stripper-y, too.
- 203
- 00:11:41,452 --> 00:11:43,037
- Uh, Earl!
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- 00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:45,706
- He's gonna go straight to jail
- 205
- 00:11:45,790 --> 00:11:47,583
- if we name him Earl.
- 206
- 00:11:48,042 --> 00:11:49,919
- What about Bruce?
- 207
- 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:52,088
- No.
- 208
- 00:11:52,338 --> 00:11:53,339
- Get down.
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- 00:11:53,631 --> 00:11:55,049
- What?
- 210
- 00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:25,371
- Baby? Baby?
- 211
- 00:12:28,958 --> 00:12:30,042
- I'm okay.
- 212
- 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:33,212
- Thank God I didn't have to use
- the cream cheese spreader.
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- 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:09,415
- Please.
- 214
- 00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:16,046
- Please. Please.
- 215
- 00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:19,258
- Baby, I'm so sorry.
- 216
- 00:13:19,425 --> 00:13:23,262
- No!
- 217
- 00:16:27,571 --> 00:16:30,282
- Papa, can you hear me?
- 218
- 00:16:31,575 --> 00:16:32,910
- Is it just me, or does
- 219
- 00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:34,835
- Do You Want to Build
- a Snowman? from Frozen...
- 220
- 00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:36,246
- sound suspiciously like
- 221
- 00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:38,207
- Papa, Can You Hear Me?
- from Yentl?
- 222
- 00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:41,794
- Papa, can you hear me?
- 223
- 00:16:43,587 --> 00:16:45,923
- And nobody
- fucking realizes it.
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- 00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:48,634
- Go home. You've been here
- for three days, okay?
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- 00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:51,261
- You smell like somebody shit
- in a Civil War wound...
- 226
- 00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:52,888
- after it had become
- gangrenous.
- 227
- 00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:55,140
- They should've just amputated it.
- Why shit in it?
- 228
- 00:16:55,307 --> 00:16:56,475
- Doesn't make any sense.
- 229
- 00:16:56,809 --> 00:16:58,227
- I love Frozen.
- 230
- 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,814
- I loved her. I loved her
- like an ocean loves water.
- 231
- 00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,273
- An ocean is water.
- 232
- 00:17:03,357 --> 00:17:08,028
- More importantly, I liked her.
- I really liked her, you know?
- 233
- 00:17:08,529 --> 00:17:09,655
- George Michael was right.
- 234
- 00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:11,573
- I'm never gonna
- dance again. Fuck!
- 235
- 00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:13,200
- He's dead, too.
- 236
- 00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,203
- At least we still have Bowie.
- 237
- 00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:20,416
- Yeah. We still have Bowie.
- 238
- 00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:22,000
- I'm sorry.
- 239
- 00:17:22,418 --> 00:17:23,460
- Shot after shot,
- 240
- 00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:25,624
- it's not gonna change the fact
- that I think you're...
- 241
- 00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:27,246
- Are you pissing?
- Are you urinating right now?
- 242
- 00:17:27,256 --> 00:17:29,883
- You're making the face that
- you make when you urinate.
- 243
- 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,650
- - Is he pissing?
- - I'm on it!
- 244
- 00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:33,178
- There you go, Dopinder.
- 245
- 00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:35,139
- If you want to be
- a contract killer...
- 246
- 00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:37,725
- you gotta handle a mop
- before you handle a gun.
- 247
- 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:38,966
- Although I don't
- quite understand
- 248
- 00:17:38,976 --> 00:17:40,185
- how they are at all similar.
- 249
- 00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:42,688
- Well, they both have handles.
- Now, leave me.
- 250
- 00:17:43,731 --> 00:17:45,274
- Go home, Wade.
- 251
- 00:17:45,441 --> 00:17:47,818
- I don't have a home,
- Weas, you know. I got a...
- 252
- 00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:50,529
- Fuck! Okay, I'm fine.
- 253
- 00:17:50,696 --> 00:17:51,697
- I'm fine.
- 254
- 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,490
- You know what "fine"
- stands for, Wade?
- 255
- 00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:56,994
- Fucked up, insecure,
- needy, and emotional.
- 256
- 00:17:57,411 --> 00:17:58,662
- According to the...
- 257
- 00:17:59,997 --> 00:18:01,165
- - Kubler-Ross.
- - Yeah.
- 258
- 00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:03,292
- According to
- the Kubler-Ross model...
- 259
- 00:18:03,459 --> 00:18:06,086
- denial is just one of
- the five stages of grief.
- 260
- 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:08,213
- Jesus Christ, Buck!
- 261
- 00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:10,549
- No more speaking lines
- for you.
- 262
- 00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:47,669
- "I'm thinking it over!"
- 263
- 00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:49,379
- Motherfuck!
- 264
- 00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:50,547
- Fuck!
- 265
- 00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:54,968
- The hell you doin' here?
- 266
- 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:56,553
- Don't you know
- how to knock?
- 267
- 00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,847
- I thought you saw me...
- 268
- 00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:00,349
- with your ears.
- 269
- 00:19:00,516 --> 00:19:01,757
- You're lucky I didn't
- shoot you in the...
- 270
- 00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:02,768
- The wall?
- 271
- 00:19:02,893 --> 00:19:06,271
- The refrigerator?
- I'm in so much pain.
- 272
- 00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:10,651
- I heard the news,
- sweetie.
- 273
- 00:19:10,818 --> 00:19:12,569
- I'm very sorry. I am.
- 274
- 00:19:12,945 --> 00:19:14,404
- What am I gonna do, Al?
- 275
- 00:19:14,905 --> 00:19:16,615
- Probably something terrible.
- 276
- 00:19:17,783 --> 00:19:19,034
- Knowing you.
- 277
- 00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:20,744
- It was my fault.
- 278
- 00:19:21,954 --> 00:19:23,831
- I fucking did this.
- 279
- 00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:26,708
- And all I wanna do
- is grab her and see her
- 280
- 00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:28,585
- and tell her that I'm sorry,
- and I can't.
- 281
- 00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:32,089
- She's gone.
- 282
- 00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:35,133
- Sweetheart,
- can you speak up?
- 283
- 00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,302
- It's a little hard to hear you
- 284
- 00:19:37,386 --> 00:19:38,887
- with that pity dick
- in your mouth.
- 285
- 00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:41,932
- Now, look, sugar.
- You need to just keep living.
- 286
- 00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:43,141
- Thank you...
- 287
- 00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:46,436
- Matthew McConaughey,
- your words are a treasure.
- 288
- 00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:48,647
- Listen to the pain.
- 289
- 00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:51,358
- It's both history teacher
- and fortune teller.
- 290
- 00:19:51,525 --> 00:19:54,403
- Pain teaches us
- who we are, Wade.
- 291
- 00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:58,448
- Sometimes, it's so bad,
- we feel like we're dying.
- 292
- 00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:01,827
- But we can't really live till
- we've died a little, can we?
- 293
- 00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:05,539
- Wade?
- 294
- 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,700
- - Wade?
- - I'm right here, Althea.
- 295
- 00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:12,796
- And that is
- the most beautiful thing
- 296
- 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,089
- I've ever heard.
- 297
- 00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:16,300
- You're absolutely right.
- 298
- 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,598
- I'm about to do
- something terrible.
- 299
- 00:20:24,725 --> 00:20:26,393
- (ALL OUT OF LOVE
- PLAYING ON MUSIC BOX)
- 300
- 00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:28,729
- There. All caught up.
- 301
- 00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:31,607
- You can't really live
- until you've died a little.
- 302
- 00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:33,525
- Let's test that theory,
- shall we?
- 303
- 00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:48,040
- Baby factory's open
- for business.
- 304
- 00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:53,879
- Your crazy
- matches my crazy.
- 305
- 00:20:54,338 --> 00:20:56,399
- I will never, ever
- let our child be named Todd.
- 306
- 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,050
- Skee-Ball token.
- 307
- 00:20:59,885 --> 00:21:02,429
- Happy International
- Women's Day.
- 308
- 00:21:03,055 --> 00:21:04,212
- Listen,
- I've been thinking a lot.
- 309
- 00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:05,223
- Really?
- 310
- 00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:06,423
- About why
- we're so good together.
- 311
- 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:07,726
- I love you,
- Wade Wilson.
- 312
- 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:11,688
- Ness?
- 313
- 00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:14,274
- Ness?
- 314
- 00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:16,109
- Ness.
- 315
- 00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:19,404
- Ness, there's something here.
- I can't get to you.
- 316
- 00:21:21,198 --> 00:21:23,283
- Your heart's not
- in the right place.
- 317
- 00:21:23,784 --> 00:21:25,619
- Wait, hold on. What?
- 318
- 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,372
- Your heart's not
- in the right place.
- 319
- 00:21:28,538 --> 00:21:29,665
- Wait. What do you mean
- 320
- 00:21:29,748 --> 00:21:31,708
- my heart's not in the right place?
- What does it...
- 321
- 00:21:51,103 --> 00:21:53,563
- I'm terribly sorry
- for your loss, Wade.
- 322
- 00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:55,190
- You're broken.
- 323
- 00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:58,694
- Oh, God.
- I know that voice.
- 324
- 00:22:02,406 --> 00:22:03,949
- "Heart's in the right place."
- 325
- 00:22:04,116 --> 00:22:05,649
- "Heart's in the right..."
- What does that mean?
- 326
- 00:22:05,659 --> 00:22:07,327
- You've been sleep
- for three days.
- 327
- 00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:09,246
- I took the liberty
- of dressing you.
- 328
- 00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:10,580
- No shit.
- 329
- 00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:12,541
- Why can't I fucking die?
- 330
- 00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:14,126
- Take your mask off, Wade.
- 331
- 00:22:14,292 --> 00:22:15,836
- We must talk.
- 332
- 00:22:16,003 --> 00:22:18,213
- You need fresh start.
- 333
- 00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:20,757
- With training,
- you can be X-Man.
- 334
- 00:22:20,924 --> 00:22:23,010
- You're wasting your time,
- Shiny Jesus.
- 335
- 00:22:23,093 --> 00:22:24,219
- I'm not X-Man material.
- 336
- 00:22:24,428 --> 00:22:26,013
- Understatement of the year.
- 337
- 00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:27,472
- Wade, Yukio.
- 338
- 00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:29,099
- Yukio, Wade.
- 339
- 00:22:29,891 --> 00:22:32,019
- What in the fuck knuckles
- is this?
- 340
- 00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:33,937
- She's my girlfriend,
- you intolerant shit.
- 341
- 00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:36,523
- Whoa! Pump the hate brakes,
- Fox & Friends.
- 342
- 00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:38,290
- I'm just surprised
- anyone would date you.
- 343
- 00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:40,444
- Especially Pinkie Pie
- from My Little Pony.
- 344
- 00:22:41,194 --> 00:22:42,529
- I like this guy.
- 345
- 00:22:43,071 --> 00:22:44,364
- Give him a chance.
- 346
- 00:22:45,198 --> 00:22:46,314
- It's great seeing you
- like this.
- 347
- 00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:48,493
- Yeah.
- 348
- 00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:49,953
- Bye, Wade!
- 349
- 00:22:50,328 --> 00:22:52,664
- Now, some ground rules
- while under our roof.
- 350
- 00:22:52,831 --> 00:22:55,500
- "Rule number one.
- No killing...
- 351
- 00:22:55,667 --> 00:22:59,004
- "anyone ever,
- no matter how bad.
- 352
- 00:22:59,171 --> 00:23:01,631
- "Rule two. Label everything
- in refrigerator."
- 353
- 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:02,841
- Wade?
- 354
- 00:23:03,717 --> 00:23:04,760
- Wade?
- 355
- 00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:06,053
- Wade!
- 356
- 00:23:06,136 --> 00:23:07,721
- Don't try to chase me.
- 357
- 00:23:07,888 --> 00:23:10,098
- I'm not ready
- to be touched again.
- 358
- 00:23:10,390 --> 00:23:12,392
- All these elderly white men
- on the walls...
- 359
- 00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:14,186
- Should have brought
- my rape whistle.
- 360
- 00:23:14,352 --> 00:23:15,562
- Hi.
- 361
- 00:23:15,645 --> 00:23:17,814
- Those were already damaged
- after they fell there!
- 362
- 00:23:18,523 --> 00:23:20,283
- What am I supposed
- to do around here, anyway?
- 363
- 00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:22,527
- Sit in a share circle,
- talk about my feelings?
- 364
- 00:23:22,694 --> 00:23:25,030
- And how would I
- do that exactly?
- 365
- 00:23:25,655 --> 00:23:28,158
- 'Cause where the fuck
- is everyone?
- 366
- 00:23:28,325 --> 00:23:29,326
- It's always just you
- 367
- 00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:30,692
- and Negasonic Teenage
- Longest Name Ever...
- 368
- 00:23:30,702 --> 00:23:31,703
- Enough!
- 369
- 00:23:32,037 --> 00:23:33,830
- I said no touching!
- 370
- 00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:38,168
- What the fuck?
- 371
- 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,962
- You'd think the studio
- would throw us a bone.
- 372
- 00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:43,632
- They can't just dust off
- one of the famous X-Men?
- 373
- 00:23:43,799 --> 00:23:45,801
- How 'bout that putz
- with the giant pigeon wings?
- 374
- 00:23:45,967 --> 00:23:47,127
- What do those do anyway, huh?
- 375
- 00:23:47,177 --> 00:23:48,537
- Carry him
- three feet off the ground
- 376
- 00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:50,514
- to snatch up
- the nearest muffin crumb?
- 377
- 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,724
- No, no, no!
- 378
- 00:23:52,891 --> 00:23:55,685
- I am not X-Man material
- at all.
- 379
- 00:23:55,852 --> 00:23:58,063
- First off...
- 380
- 00:23:58,355 --> 00:24:00,440
- I'm not even a virgin.
- Second and more...
- 381
- 00:24:02,609 --> 00:24:03,652
- I should have left you
- 382
- 00:24:03,735 --> 00:24:05,403
- in the self-pitying mess
- I found you in.
- 383
- 00:24:05,570 --> 00:24:08,448
- But this is what friends do.
- They show up!
- 384
- 00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:10,283
- Not when convenient or easy.
- 385
- 00:24:10,659 --> 00:24:14,037
- When hard,
- and you always make it hard.
- 386
- 00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:17,457
- You are unwell.
- 387
- 00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:19,626
- I'm sticking my neck out
- bringing you here.
- 388
- 00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:21,503
- Wait.
- One of the assholes
- 389
- 00:24:21,586 --> 00:24:23,088
- who killed Vanessa got away.
- 390
- 00:24:25,674 --> 00:24:27,676
- Oh, Jesus Christ!
- 391
- 00:24:28,176 --> 00:24:30,220
- Wade, whoever they are...
- 392
- 00:24:30,387 --> 00:24:33,181
- we track them down
- and bring them to justice.
- 393
- 00:24:33,598 --> 00:24:34,933
- It was me.
- 394
- 00:24:38,019 --> 00:24:39,604
- I'm the asshole who got away.
- 395
- 00:24:40,730 --> 00:24:43,358
- I killed every last one
- of them, except me.
- 396
- 00:24:43,733 --> 00:24:45,443
- Couldn't kill me.
- 397
- 00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:50,740
- We were gonna start a family.
- 398
- 00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:54,452
- We were, uh...
- 399
- 00:24:55,745 --> 00:24:57,747
- We were gonna be a family.
- 400
- 00:24:58,248 --> 00:24:59,249
- Wade...
- 401
- 00:24:59,416 --> 00:25:02,210
- Vanessa is gone.
- She's not coming back.
- 402
- 00:25:03,795 --> 00:25:06,006
- This may not be
- family you want...
- 403
- 00:25:06,173 --> 00:25:08,175
- but it's family you need.
- 404
- 00:25:08,633 --> 00:25:09,885
- You have a good heart.
- 405
- 00:25:09,968 --> 00:25:11,511
- It belongs here
- where it can grow.
- 406
- 00:25:13,305 --> 00:25:14,347
- What did you say?
- 407
- 00:25:16,349 --> 00:25:17,684
- About my heart?
- 408
- 00:25:23,190 --> 00:25:25,192
- I think
- I'm in the right place.
- 409
- 00:26:39,224 --> 00:26:40,225
- Wade.
- 410
- 00:26:41,017 --> 00:26:42,018
- Wade!
- 411
- 00:26:42,686 --> 00:26:45,438
- Hey, I was just taking Cerebro
- for a spin here...
- 412
- 00:26:45,605 --> 00:26:47,190
- looking deep into the future.
- 413
- 00:26:47,357 --> 00:26:48,525
- Phew. This thing...
- 414
- 00:26:48,692 --> 00:26:50,600
- - That's not how Cerebro works.
- - That's not how Cerebro works.
- 415
- 00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:52,153
- Yes. Yes, it is.
- 416
- 00:26:52,612 --> 00:26:54,155
- We have mission.
- We have mission.
- 417
- 00:26:54,322 --> 00:26:56,116
- We do. You do.
- 418
- 00:26:56,283 --> 00:26:57,450
- You guys be safe out there.
- 419
- 00:26:57,617 --> 00:27:00,370
- - No, I want you to join.
- - No, you want me to join.
- 420
- 00:27:01,955 --> 00:27:03,081
- I'm sorry, what?
- 421
- 00:27:03,290 --> 00:27:04,708
- You are ready.
- 422
- 00:27:04,874 --> 00:27:06,574
- That's a terrible idea,
- and it's gonna end badly.
- 423
- 00:27:06,584 --> 00:27:08,503
- You wanna know how I know?
- I'll give you a hint.
- 424
- 00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:09,754
- It's on my head
- 425
- 00:27:09,838 --> 00:27:11,673
- and smells
- like Patrick Stewart.
- 426
- 00:27:11,965 --> 00:27:13,591
- Be at the X-Jet in five.
- 427
- 00:27:16,803 --> 00:27:19,306
- Irene Merryweather,
- WHIT News.
- 428
- 00:27:19,472 --> 00:27:21,349
- Live here
- at a breaking news situation
- 429
- 00:27:21,433 --> 00:27:24,019
- at the Essex House
- for Mutant Rehabilitation.
- 430
- 00:27:24,185 --> 00:27:26,062
- A mutant boy
- is appearing to have
- 431
- 00:27:26,146 --> 00:27:27,355
- some sort of an incident...
- 432
- 00:27:27,439 --> 00:27:29,306
- - with police here behind me.
- - Get away from me!
- 433
- 00:27:29,316 --> 00:27:31,568
- There are two police vehicles
- that are overturned.
- 434
- 00:27:31,735 --> 00:27:33,184
- - There are open fires.
- - Fuck off! Stay back!
- 435
- 00:27:33,194 --> 00:27:34,269
- A scene of
- absolute chaos here.
- 436
- 00:27:34,279 --> 00:27:35,280
- Calm down.
- 437
- 00:27:35,363 --> 00:27:38,116
- I'll burn you!
- You stay back!
- 438
- 00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:40,493
- Get away from me!
- 439
- 00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:43,121
- You wanna fucking die?
- 440
- 00:27:58,094 --> 00:28:01,181
- And it appears as if the X-Men
- are arriving...
- 441
- 00:28:01,348 --> 00:28:02,349
- Scatter!
- 442
- 00:28:02,932 --> 00:28:04,772
- ...with what appears
- to be a trainee.
- 443
- 00:28:04,976 --> 00:28:07,854
- Everyone, calm down!
- The pros are here. I...
- 444
- 00:28:08,021 --> 00:28:09,105
- We're the X-Men!
- 445
- 00:28:09,189 --> 00:28:11,358
- A dated metaphor for racism
- in the '60s.
- 446
- 00:28:11,816 --> 00:28:13,693
- So, respect.
- 447
- 00:28:14,361 --> 00:28:15,612
- At ease, Officer.
- 448
- 00:28:17,072 --> 00:28:18,615
- What are you doing?
- 449
- 00:28:19,074 --> 00:28:20,241
- My job!
- 450
- 00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:21,858
- You're the one who said
- I was ready,
- 451
- 00:28:21,868 --> 00:28:23,328
- and I frankly disagreed
- with you.
- 452
- 00:28:23,411 --> 00:28:25,705
- But here we are, trying to
- overcome our differences.
- 453
- 00:28:25,872 --> 00:28:28,291
- Like Beyonce says, "Please...
- 454
- 00:28:29,125 --> 00:28:30,668
- "Please, stop cheating on me."
- 455
- 00:28:30,752 --> 00:28:31,753
- Hey!
- 456
- 00:28:31,836 --> 00:28:32,962
- This is the fifth incident.
- 457
- 00:28:33,129 --> 00:28:35,215
- This kid needs to be
- in the Ice Box, not here.
- 458
- 00:28:35,382 --> 00:28:37,008
- Russell belongs
- in our care.
- 459
- 00:28:37,175 --> 00:28:38,843
- Not in prison.
- I assure you...
- 460
- 00:28:38,927 --> 00:28:40,085
- we have everything
- under control.
- 461
- 00:28:40,095 --> 00:28:41,322
- Stay back!
- I'll burn you!
- 462
- 00:28:41,346 --> 00:28:42,430
- Not getting a real
- 463
- 00:28:42,514 --> 00:28:44,265
- "under control"
- vibe here, Marty.
- 464
- 00:28:44,599 --> 00:28:46,449
- - It is Glen, isn't it?
- - Daniel.
- 465
- 00:28:46,518 --> 00:28:48,937
- I'll ask the questions.
- Let me talk to the kid.
- 466
- 00:28:49,104 --> 00:28:53,274
- You stay here with your weird,
- secret sex lips.
- 467
- 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:56,361
- You wanna die?
- 468
- 00:28:56,444 --> 00:28:57,588
- This kid's adorable.
- 469
- 00:28:57,612 --> 00:28:58,770
- I don't know why I packed
- the hollow points.
- 470
- 00:28:58,780 --> 00:29:00,115
- I'll burn your balls off!
- 471
- 00:29:00,281 --> 00:29:02,784
- First day.
- I'm so nervous!
- 472
- 00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:05,161
- Did you just say
- "hollow points"?
- 473
- 00:29:05,412 --> 00:29:06,579
- Yeah, probably should've
- 474
- 00:29:06,663 --> 00:29:08,706
- brought a Super Soaker.
- 475
- 00:29:09,332 --> 00:29:10,333
- Hi, there!
- 476
- 00:29:11,626 --> 00:29:14,087
- Stay back
- or Justin Bieber dies!
- 477
- 00:29:14,170 --> 00:29:17,632
- Justin Bieber.
- He called you Justin Bieber.
- 478
- 00:29:18,758 --> 00:29:20,677
- Hold on! Wait, wait, wait!
- 479
- 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,721
- Okay, let's not do
- whatever that is.
- 480
- 00:29:23,888 --> 00:29:25,265
- Okay? Let's just talk!
- 481
- 00:29:25,432 --> 00:29:26,683
- It's Russell, right?
- 482
- 00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:28,935
- - Firefist.
- - Firefist.
- 483
- 00:29:29,394 --> 00:29:31,521
- Ooh, that's a great name.
- Where does it burn?
- 484
- 00:29:31,604 --> 00:29:33,404
- Just the fist,
- or all the way up to the elbow?
- 485
- 00:29:38,319 --> 00:29:40,447
- Definitely
- all the way up to the elbow.
- 486
- 00:29:40,864 --> 00:29:42,824
- Come quietly,
- or there will be trouble.
- 487
- 00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:46,050
- - You stole that from Robocop!
- - That's from Robocop!
- 488
- 00:29:46,536 --> 00:29:48,121
- Just stand down!
- 489
- 00:29:48,204 --> 00:29:50,206
- You're embarrassing me.
- Look, Fire...
- 490
- 00:29:51,666 --> 00:29:53,918
- Oh, my God! I can't say it!
- I'm so sorry!
- 491
- 00:29:58,715 --> 00:30:02,302
- Oh, shit!
- That fucking does it!
- 492
- 00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:04,095
- Put your hands
- behind your knees
- 493
- 00:30:04,179 --> 00:30:05,638
- and get down
- on your head! Now!
- 494
- 00:30:05,722 --> 00:30:07,974
- Wade! What was first rule?
- 495
- 00:30:08,057 --> 00:30:09,893
- Label everything
- in the refrigerator!
- 496
- 00:30:10,059 --> 00:30:12,604
- - Do not escalate!
- - Rules are meant to be broken!
- 497
- 00:30:12,770 --> 00:30:14,147
- That's the exact opposite
- 498
- 00:30:14,230 --> 00:30:15,607
- of what they're meant for!
- 499
- 00:30:16,524 --> 00:30:17,984
- Fuck! Fine!
- 500
- 00:30:18,526 --> 00:30:19,686
- I'll start
- from the beginning.
- 501
- 00:30:20,195 --> 00:30:22,572
- My name is Deadpool,
- and I'm an X-Man.
- 502
- 00:30:22,655 --> 00:30:24,574
- - Trainee!
- - Shut it!
- 503
- 00:30:25,492 --> 00:30:27,785
- Look, I get it.
- 504
- 00:30:28,953 --> 00:30:30,580
- All right, you're scared.
- 505
- 00:30:31,122 --> 00:30:32,165
- Alone.
- 506
- 00:30:32,248 --> 00:30:33,291
- You got no family.
- 507
- 00:30:33,374 --> 00:30:34,449
- I didn't have
- a family, either.
- 508
- 00:30:34,459 --> 00:30:36,127
- You live in this dump.
- Guess what?
- 509
- 00:30:36,211 --> 00:30:37,921
- I used to live
- in a shithole just like it.
- 510
- 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,341
- But you know something?
- To make matters worse...
- 511
- 00:30:41,424 --> 00:30:43,218
- it's a confusing time
- in your life right now.
- 512
- 00:30:43,384 --> 00:30:46,888
- Your body is going through
- some fiery changes.
- 513
- 00:30:47,055 --> 00:30:48,848
- Too far?
- I went too far, didn't I?
- 514
- 00:30:56,231 --> 00:30:57,732
- That was effervescent.
- 515
- 00:30:58,274 --> 00:31:00,109
- Stay in school, kid.
- 516
- 00:31:00,568 --> 00:31:02,070
- Or don't. I didn't.
- 517
- 00:31:02,570 --> 00:31:04,030
- And I'm an X-Man.
- 518
- 00:31:04,197 --> 00:31:05,198
- Trainee.
- 519
- 00:31:05,365 --> 00:31:06,491
- Fuck it!
- 520
- 00:31:06,658 --> 00:31:08,409
- Superhero landing coming up!
- 521
- 00:31:12,205 --> 00:31:13,581
- Ah, fuck, fuck, fuck!
- 522
- 00:31:13,790 --> 00:31:15,542
- That is so not practical.
- 523
- 00:31:36,604 --> 00:31:38,356
- I could get used
- to this X-Man shit.
- 524
- 00:31:38,439 --> 00:31:39,542
- Trainee!
- 525
- 00:31:39,566 --> 00:31:40,567
- Trainee!
- 526
- 00:31:40,984 --> 00:31:42,735
- Get a power restraint
- on him. Now!
- 527
- 00:31:42,819 --> 00:31:45,905
- Calm down, squirt.
- It's over. We got ya.
- 528
- 00:31:47,865 --> 00:31:49,284
- What's that do?
- 529
- 00:31:49,450 --> 00:31:50,910
- Power-dampening collar.
- 530
- 00:31:50,994 --> 00:31:52,234
- Shuts down
- all mutant abilities.
- 531
- 00:31:52,370 --> 00:31:55,081
- You can't get it off.
- Unless you've got a grenade.
- 532
- 00:31:55,164 --> 00:31:58,126
- Huh. Could've used
- one of those in the first act.
- 533
- 00:31:58,209 --> 00:31:59,419
- Thank you!
- 534
- 00:32:01,296 --> 00:32:03,506
- That was
- absolutely thrilling.
- 535
- 00:32:03,673 --> 00:32:05,675
- True heroism in action.
- 536
- 00:32:05,842 --> 00:32:07,510
- We are in your debt.
- 537
- 00:32:08,303 --> 00:32:09,887
- We can take it from here.
- 538
- 00:32:10,054 --> 00:32:12,140
- Take me
- to the Ice Box, please!
- 539
- 00:32:12,307 --> 00:32:13,474
- Anywhere's better than here.
- 540
- 00:32:13,558 --> 00:32:14,767
- Believe me, son,
- 541
- 00:32:14,851 --> 00:32:16,227
- you do not wanna go
- to the Ice Box.
- 542
- 00:32:16,436 --> 00:32:18,313
- Let's get you inside,
- young man.
- 543
- 00:32:18,396 --> 00:32:20,231
- No, wait, wait. Wait.
- 544
- 00:32:20,398 --> 00:32:21,899
- You guys stay there.
- 545
- 00:32:31,993 --> 00:32:33,620
- Those guys hurt you?
- 546
- 00:32:35,038 --> 00:32:36,080
- Who?
- 547
- 00:32:38,124 --> 00:32:40,793
- Baldilocks? Jared Kushner?
- 548
- 00:32:42,295 --> 00:32:43,796
- Both of 'em?
- 549
- 00:32:47,675 --> 00:32:49,177
- Oh, fuck it.
- 550
- 00:32:49,260 --> 00:32:50,720
- Four or five moments!
- 551
- 00:32:50,887 --> 00:32:51,888
- I'm sorry?
- 552
- 00:32:51,971 --> 00:32:55,141
- Four or five moments!
- 553
- 00:32:56,392 --> 00:32:59,145
- That's all it takes
- to be a hero.
- 554
- 00:33:00,063 --> 00:33:02,190
- People think
- you wake up a hero...
- 555
- 00:33:02,315 --> 00:33:04,067
- brush your teeth a hero...
- 556
- 00:33:04,651 --> 00:33:07,153
- ejaculate into
- a soap dispenser a hero.
- 557
- 00:33:09,030 --> 00:33:12,784
- But, no, being a hero
- takes only a few moments!
- 558
- 00:33:14,118 --> 00:33:15,745
- A few moments...
- 559
- 00:33:15,828 --> 00:33:18,373
- doing the ugly stuff
- no one else will do.
- 560
- 00:33:22,001 --> 00:33:23,127
- No!
- 561
- 00:33:25,797 --> 00:33:27,149
- Stand down!
- Hold your fire!
- 562
- 00:33:27,173 --> 00:33:29,323
- - Wade, what did you do?
- - Colossus, no!
- 563
- 00:33:29,467 --> 00:33:30,927
- That kid was abused!
- You can tell.
- 564
- 00:33:31,010 --> 00:33:32,738
- - You can always tell!
- - We have rules!
- 565
- 00:33:32,762 --> 00:33:35,306
- You are not judge,
- jury or executioner!
- 566
- 00:33:35,473 --> 00:33:38,309
- Fuck your rules!
- I fight for what's right!
- 567
- 00:33:38,393 --> 00:33:39,977
- And sometimes
- you gotta fight dirty!
- 568
- 00:33:40,103 --> 00:33:43,272
- You let me down
- for the last time, Wade.
- 569
- 00:33:46,526 --> 00:33:48,695
- Okay,
- get these guys in the pod.
- 570
- 00:33:48,861 --> 00:33:51,072
- Take them to the Ice Box.
- 571
- 00:34:11,676 --> 00:34:12,677
- Hey, baby!
- 572
- 00:34:13,761 --> 00:34:15,888
- I wonder what gang
- I'll be in.
- 573
- 00:34:16,055 --> 00:34:17,390
- Yeah!
- 574
- 00:34:17,557 --> 00:34:19,809
- - Is there, like, a Sorting Hat?
- - Hi.
- 575
- 00:34:21,686 --> 00:34:22,687
- Go!
- 576
- 00:34:25,898 --> 00:34:27,150
- Hard left, douchebag.
- 577
- 00:34:31,612 --> 00:34:32,780
- Please, after you.
- 578
- 00:34:33,906 --> 00:34:36,075
- Another disgusting mutant
- off the streets.
- 579
- 00:34:36,159 --> 00:34:37,160
- God bless America.
- 580
- 00:34:37,326 --> 00:34:38,578
- Let's get a taco.
- 581
- 00:34:42,165 --> 00:34:44,751
- Nighty-night,
- you annoying prick!
- 582
- 00:35:17,158 --> 00:35:20,161
- I'mma tell you
- what the big lie is.
- 583
- 00:35:20,328 --> 00:35:21,848
- Toilet paper.
- 584
- 00:35:21,996 --> 00:35:25,082
- Toilet paper
- is a plenty fine appetizer.
- 585
- 00:35:25,249 --> 00:35:27,335
- But, then...
- 586
- 00:35:27,502 --> 00:35:29,796
- Huggies Natural Care
- wet wipes.
- 587
- 00:35:29,962 --> 00:35:31,297
- That's your main course.
- 588
- 00:35:31,464 --> 00:35:34,592
- They're soft, they're moist.
- They're for babies.
- 589
- 00:35:35,259 --> 00:35:38,179
- Finally, one more pass
- with the toilet paper,
- 590
- 00:35:38,262 --> 00:35:39,972
- maybe clear out
- that excess moisture.
- 591
- 00:35:40,139 --> 00:35:41,682
- Maybe treat yourself
- to a blow and go,
- 592
- 00:35:41,766 --> 00:35:43,017
- if you can get you
- a hair dryer.
- 593
- 00:35:43,100 --> 00:35:45,436
- Just about 30 seconds
- will do you good.
- 594
- 00:35:49,148 --> 00:35:50,149
- The fuck?
- 595
- 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:52,443
- Year?
- 596
- 00:35:53,444 --> 00:35:54,445
- What?
- 597
- 00:35:55,655 --> 00:35:57,281
- What year is it?
- 598
- 00:35:57,448 --> 00:35:59,450
- What kind of dumbass
- question is that to ask?
- 599
- 00:36:18,803 --> 00:36:21,013
- You're a long way
- from your superpowers.
- 600
- 00:36:21,180 --> 00:36:22,181
- Yeah.
- 601
- 00:36:25,977 --> 00:36:26,978
- Fuck!
- 602
- 00:36:27,144 --> 00:36:28,646
- I wanted to be a superhero.
- 603
- 00:36:29,105 --> 00:36:31,107
- Always wanted
- a real super suit.
- 604
- 00:36:31,190 --> 00:36:32,859
- What happened?
- 605
- 00:36:33,025 --> 00:36:35,145
- When was the last time you saw
- a plus-sized superhero?
- 606
- 00:36:35,570 --> 00:36:36,696
- Never.
- 607
- 00:36:37,154 --> 00:36:38,948
- The industry discriminates.
- 608
- 00:36:39,657 --> 00:36:41,325
- Fuck superheroes.
- 609
- 00:36:41,909 --> 00:36:42,910
- Fuck everyone.
- 610
- 00:36:43,411 --> 00:36:46,122
- The first thing I wanna do
- when I get out of here...
- 611
- 00:36:46,289 --> 00:36:48,457
- burn the headmaster alive...
- 612
- 00:36:48,624 --> 00:36:51,252
- and then take a selfie
- with his smoldering corpse.
- 613
- 00:36:51,752 --> 00:36:53,713
- Who says
- prison isn't reformative?
- 614
- 00:36:54,088 --> 00:36:55,715
- Fucker hates mutants.
- 615
- 00:36:56,841 --> 00:36:58,217
- Blessed are the wicked
- 616
- 00:36:58,301 --> 00:37:00,386
- who are healed by my hand.
- 617
- 00:37:00,803 --> 00:37:02,221
- Your abilities.
- 618
- 00:37:03,723 --> 00:37:05,641
- I know
- how seductive they are.
- 619
- 00:37:08,102 --> 00:37:09,353
- Now, please don't cry.
- 620
- 00:37:16,527 --> 00:37:20,197
- Tomorrow, we'll find
- the biggest guy in here...
- 621
- 00:37:20,948 --> 00:37:21,991
- and we'll make him our...
- 622
- 00:37:25,912 --> 00:37:27,121
- What was that?
- 623
- 00:37:27,288 --> 00:37:29,206
- That is the biggest guy
- in here.
- 624
- 00:37:29,916 --> 00:37:31,876
- Fun fact about the Ice Box...
- 625
- 00:37:32,043 --> 00:37:33,836
- though no one's ever seen it,
- 626
- 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:35,588
- they keep a monster
- in the basement.
- 627
- 00:37:36,172 --> 00:37:37,882
- Right next to a huge,
- 628
- 00:37:37,965 --> 00:37:39,508
- steaming bowl
- of foreshadowing.
- 629
- 00:37:40,134 --> 00:37:41,135
- Look.
- 630
- 00:37:42,136 --> 00:37:44,055
- I can't protect you.
- 631
- 00:37:44,430 --> 00:37:45,556
- With this collar on,
- 632
- 00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:48,643
- my superpower
- is just unbridled cancer.
- 633
- 00:37:48,809 --> 00:37:51,687
- Give me a bow and arrow,
- I'm basically Hawkeye.
- 634
- 00:37:52,313 --> 00:37:54,273
- Now, if you'll excuse me...
- 635
- 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:57,610
- I've got tumors to grow.
- Vanessa awaits.
- 636
- 00:37:57,777 --> 00:38:00,029
- I'll start by making us
- a shank.
- 637
- 00:38:00,196 --> 00:38:02,073
- Good listening.
- I stole that guard's pen...
- 638
- 00:38:02,156 --> 00:38:04,158
- and stashed it
- in the old prison wallet,
- 639
- 00:38:04,241 --> 00:38:05,660
- if you know what I'm saying.
- 640
- 00:38:06,077 --> 00:38:08,537
- Prison wallet?
- 641
- 00:38:08,788 --> 00:38:11,248
- I really hope I don't know
- what you're saying.
- 642
- 00:38:13,542 --> 00:38:16,128
- I can hear you
- rummaging around in there.
- 643
- 00:38:20,883 --> 00:38:22,301
- And to update you
- 644
- 00:38:22,385 --> 00:38:23,636
- on the story reported earlier,
- 645
- 00:38:23,803 --> 00:38:25,262
- after a lengthy standoff
- 646
- 00:38:25,346 --> 00:38:27,932
- outside the Essex House
- for Mutant Rehabilitation...
- 647
- 00:38:28,099 --> 00:38:29,392
- two mutants were arrested
- 648
- 00:38:29,475 --> 00:38:31,102
- and transported
- to the Ice Box...
- 649
- 00:38:31,268 --> 00:38:32,748
- Entering repair mode.
- 650
- 00:38:37,108 --> 00:38:38,516
- ...several
- police cars were destroyed
- 651
- 00:38:38,526 --> 00:38:40,528
- and the X-Men were called in
- to restore order.
- 652
- 00:39:01,716 --> 00:39:03,676
- Cells seven and nine
- 653
- 00:39:03,759 --> 00:39:07,013
- now off-limits
- for medical personnel.
- 654
- 00:39:07,179 --> 00:39:08,639
- Cells seven and nine
- 655
- 00:39:08,723 --> 00:39:11,267
- now off-limits
- for medical personnel.
- 656
- 00:39:13,144 --> 00:39:14,520
- Psst!
- 657
- 00:39:16,772 --> 00:39:18,607
- Don't do that.
- 658
- 00:39:19,275 --> 00:39:21,986
- What? Why are you
- winking at me?
- 659
- 00:39:25,990 --> 00:39:27,283
- I got your back.
- 660
- 00:39:27,450 --> 00:39:28,534
- Oh, my God.
- 661
- 00:39:28,701 --> 00:39:30,077
- You're sick,
- I gotta protect you.
- 662
- 00:39:30,244 --> 00:39:32,121
- Just leave me alone, kid.
- 663
- 00:39:33,289 --> 00:39:34,373
- Oh, great.
- 664
- 00:39:36,208 --> 00:39:38,586
- Well, hello there,
- new fish.
- 665
- 00:39:38,669 --> 00:39:41,714
- It's nice to see some
- fresh faces around here.
- 666
- 00:39:41,797 --> 00:39:44,091
- I've done some
- light catalog work...
- 667
- 00:39:44,175 --> 00:39:46,427
- but, really, modeling is just
- a stepping stone to acting.
- 668
- 00:39:46,594 --> 00:39:48,512
- - I was talking to him.
- - Oh.
- 669
- 00:39:49,555 --> 00:39:52,558
- Have we met?
- I can't place your mustache.
- 670
- 00:39:52,975 --> 00:39:55,519
- - Black Tom Cassidy.
- - White Wade Wilson.
- 671
- 00:39:55,686 --> 00:39:58,814
- What's your superpower?
- Cultural appropriation?
- 672
- 00:39:59,106 --> 00:40:01,442
- You're supposed to be
- the toughest cunt in here.
- 673
- 00:40:01,650 --> 00:40:03,486
- You don't look like much
- to me.
- 674
- 00:40:04,278 --> 00:40:06,489
- First rule of the yard,
- fuckface...
- 675
- 00:40:06,697 --> 00:40:08,365
- find the biggest guy
- and make him your...
- 676
- 00:40:12,828 --> 00:40:14,997
- Second biggest guy.
- 677
- 00:40:15,122 --> 00:40:17,249
- The last thing I need
- is more hepatitis.
- 678
- 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:20,795
- Oh, it's slippery, too.
- This table needs a wipe down!
- 679
- 00:40:20,961 --> 00:40:22,361
- Can we get a wipe down
- on the table?
- 680
- 00:40:24,131 --> 00:40:25,758
- Kid, I think you picked
- the wrong side.
- 681
- 00:40:26,425 --> 00:40:28,719
- No, I didn't!
- He's my friend!
- 682
- 00:40:28,928 --> 00:40:31,055
- Zip it. We're not friends.
- 683
- 00:40:32,765 --> 00:40:34,045
- You're about to get
- dick-slapped.
- 684
- 00:40:46,403 --> 00:40:48,280
- I had so much fun!
- You were like...
- 685
- 00:40:48,364 --> 00:40:50,157
- And I was like,
- "Take a seat, shit dick."
- 686
- 00:40:50,241 --> 00:40:51,367
- Just let me die in peace.
- 687
- 00:40:52,118 --> 00:40:53,869
- We make a great team!
- 688
- 00:40:54,411 --> 00:40:56,831
- Oh, God! We're not a team.
- 689
- 00:40:56,914 --> 00:41:01,001
- Why'd you say that back there?
- We're friends, partners.
- 690
- 00:41:01,168 --> 00:41:03,712
- We're not partners
- or friends.
- 691
- 00:41:05,131 --> 00:41:07,216
- This doesn't end with us
- riding into the sunset.
- 692
- 00:41:07,383 --> 00:41:09,426
- It ends with me
- dying of cancer...
- 693
- 00:41:09,593 --> 00:41:13,055
- and you winning the Ice Box
- award for softest mouth.
- 694
- 00:41:14,807 --> 00:41:16,433
- There's only one person
- in this world
- 695
- 00:41:16,517 --> 00:41:18,227
- that I care about,
- and she's gone.
- 696
- 00:41:20,020 --> 00:41:22,022
- You wanna survive?
- 697
- 00:41:23,232 --> 00:41:26,277
- Stop trying to shank
- the biggest guys in here...
- 698
- 00:41:26,443 --> 00:41:28,445
- and make friends with them.
- 699
- 00:41:29,780 --> 00:41:31,365
- Make friends with someone.
- 700
- 00:41:32,324 --> 00:41:34,535
- Anyone but me.
- 701
- 00:41:35,369 --> 00:41:37,705
- Maybe even Black Tim.
- 702
- 00:41:38,622 --> 00:41:40,166
- Black Evan, I don't know.
- 703
- 00:41:40,249 --> 00:41:42,751
- All I remember is
- he was African-American.
- 704
- 00:42:28,214 --> 00:42:30,257
- System malfunctioning.
- 705
- 00:42:30,341 --> 00:42:33,469
- Cells 7, 12, 14, 27.
- 706
- 00:42:33,636 --> 00:42:35,971
- Back in your cells, you filthy mutants!
- Get in there!
- 707
- 00:42:36,055 --> 00:42:39,266
- Cells 1, 3, 7, 8.
- 708
- 00:42:40,559 --> 00:42:41,999
- Searching.
- 709
- 00:42:43,395 --> 00:42:45,898
- Cell 04 located.
- 710
- 00:42:47,233 --> 00:42:48,859
- Door won't open!
- 711
- 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:50,986
- On your fucking knees!
- 712
- 00:43:27,940 --> 00:43:29,650
- That was our cell.
- 713
- 00:43:31,777 --> 00:43:33,988
- What did I do to piss off
- a grumpy old fucker
- 714
- 00:43:34,071 --> 00:43:35,239
- with a Winter Soldier arm?
- 715
- 00:43:44,665 --> 00:43:46,166
- Get away from me, kid!
- 716
- 00:43:53,924 --> 00:43:55,259
- Listen to me! Go!
- 717
- 00:44:00,556 --> 00:44:02,057
- Hello, Russell.
- 718
- 00:45:25,599 --> 00:45:26,934
- Hello, superpowers.
- 719
- 00:45:45,077 --> 00:45:46,078
- Who are you?
- 720
- 00:45:46,912 --> 00:45:48,122
- I'm Batman.
- 721
- 00:45:59,633 --> 00:46:00,634
- Ooh!
- 722
- 00:46:05,431 --> 00:46:08,308
- Oh. That's got some zip.
- 723
- 00:46:16,483 --> 00:46:19,653
- Don't feel bad.
- Even I can't kill me.
- 724
- 00:46:19,945 --> 00:46:20,988
- Talk!
- 725
- 00:46:21,530 --> 00:46:23,282
- What kind of
- spineless shit stick
- 726
- 00:46:23,365 --> 00:46:24,908
- tries to kill
- a 14-year-old boy?
- 727
- 00:46:26,034 --> 00:46:27,202
- You might
- wanna start talking!
- 728
- 00:46:27,286 --> 00:46:29,872
- 'Cause I got a long history of
- firing at times like this!
- 729
- 00:46:31,331 --> 00:46:32,833
- The name's Cable.
- 730
- 00:46:33,375 --> 00:46:36,628
- I'm from the future.
- Just walk away.
- 731
- 00:46:36,712 --> 00:46:38,005
- Oh!
- 732
- 00:46:38,088 --> 00:46:39,548
- So, you're from the future.
- 733
- 00:46:40,090 --> 00:46:41,925
- I have
- three questions then.
- 734
- 00:46:42,092 --> 00:46:45,262
- One, is dubstep still a thing?
- 735
- 00:46:45,721 --> 00:46:48,474
- Two, which Sharknado
- are we on?
- 736
- 00:46:48,765 --> 00:46:51,435
- And three, at what point
- do audiences say...
- 737
- 00:46:51,643 --> 00:46:52,936
- "Enough with
- the robotic arms"?
- 738
- 00:47:36,313 --> 00:47:38,232
- Dubstep's for pussies.
- 739
- 00:47:38,315 --> 00:47:39,650
- You're so dark!
- 740
- 00:47:39,733 --> 00:47:41,693
- Are you sure you're not
- from the DC universe?
- 741
- 00:47:42,569 --> 00:47:44,029
- I love dubstep!
- 742
- 00:48:10,305 --> 00:48:11,640
- Is that a fanny pack?
- 743
- 00:48:11,723 --> 00:48:14,601
- I used to have one of those
- in 1990-never.
- 744
- 00:48:15,352 --> 00:48:17,354
- Something to remember you by.
- 745
- 00:48:17,521 --> 00:48:21,149
- Give me that back!
- That goes with me everywhere.
- 746
- 00:48:21,316 --> 00:48:23,777
- Like the memory
- of your fucking fanny pack!
- 747
- 00:48:33,620 --> 00:48:35,455
- Why are you protecting
- the kid?
- 748
- 00:48:36,790 --> 00:48:38,709
- I don't give a fuck
- about him...
- 749
- 00:48:39,209 --> 00:48:41,628
- and his Are You My Mother?
- complex!
- 750
- 00:48:44,047 --> 00:48:45,299
- What's this one do?
- 751
- 00:48:59,313 --> 00:49:00,897
- In every film,
- there's a moment
- 752
- 00:49:00,981 --> 00:49:03,233
- when the hero
- hits rock bottom.
- 753
- 00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:05,319
- In Cool Runnings,
- it was when John Candy's
- 754
- 00:49:05,402 --> 00:49:06,903
- prized bobsled broke.
- 755
- 00:49:07,487 --> 00:49:10,198
- In Human Centipede,
- it was when those people...
- 756
- 00:49:10,282 --> 00:49:11,867
- signed on to be in that movie.
- 757
- 00:49:11,950 --> 00:49:13,452
- But in this film, well...
- 758
- 00:49:14,161 --> 00:49:15,370
- you're looking at it.
- 759
- 00:49:15,495 --> 00:49:17,247
- On your fucking knees, mutant.
- 760
- 00:49:20,083 --> 00:49:21,084
- Rock...
- 761
- 00:49:25,088 --> 00:49:26,590
- meet bottom.
- 762
- 00:49:37,309 --> 00:49:38,536
- I love you, Wade Wilson.
- 763
- 00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:39,811
- Ness?
- 764
- 00:49:40,812 --> 00:49:42,272
- Hey, Ness!
- 765
- 00:49:43,148 --> 00:49:44,775
- Ness, can you let me in?
- 766
- 00:49:44,941 --> 00:49:47,110
- Please! Please.
- 767
- 00:49:49,112 --> 00:49:50,113
- Jesus.
- 768
- 00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:54,960
- You're not giving me
- a lot of direction here.
- 769
- 00:49:54,993 --> 00:49:56,787
- I'm at the end of my rope.
- 770
- 00:49:59,289 --> 00:50:01,458
- Then I joined the X-Men.
- 771
- 00:50:01,750 --> 00:50:03,669
- I went to prison. I, uh...
- 772
- 00:50:07,464 --> 00:50:08,965
- Is it the kid?
- 773
- 00:50:11,176 --> 00:50:14,096
- Kids give us a chance to be
- better than we used to be.
- 774
- 00:50:15,472 --> 00:50:16,515
- The kid!
- 775
- 00:50:30,237 --> 00:50:31,780
- That's exactly
- what she meant.
- 776
- 00:50:31,863 --> 00:50:33,271
- Your heart needs to be
- in the right place.
- 777
- 00:50:33,281 --> 00:50:34,950
- I'm not gonna
- abandon this kid.
- 778
- 00:50:35,033 --> 00:50:37,619
- He's never had anyone, ever.
- 779
- 00:50:37,786 --> 00:50:38,995
- I need to be selfless.
- 780
- 00:50:39,162 --> 00:50:40,997
- Yeah, but what does
- that mean?
- 781
- 00:50:41,164 --> 00:50:44,459
- It means
- I'm gonna save Russell.
- 782
- 00:50:44,543 --> 00:50:45,961
- Maybe I couldn't
- save Vanessa...
- 783
- 00:50:46,128 --> 00:50:49,089
- but maybe I can save a robust
- teenager from New Zealand.
- 784
- 00:50:49,172 --> 00:50:51,164
- Yeah, but what I mean is,
- like, the world "selfless."
- 785
- 00:50:51,174 --> 00:50:52,694
- I literally don't know
- what that means.
- 786
- 00:50:52,718 --> 00:50:53,760
- Jesus Christ.
- 787
- 00:50:53,844 --> 00:50:56,596
- Okay, look.
- According to my guy, okay...
- 788
- 00:50:56,847 --> 00:50:58,640
- those muties
- are being transferred
- 789
- 00:50:58,724 --> 00:51:00,475
- to a supermax,
- 80 miles away.
- 790
- 00:51:00,559 --> 00:51:02,269
- Great, I'll pick 'em off
- along the way.
- 791
- 00:51:02,436 --> 00:51:04,563
- Hold your testicles there,
- buddy, okay?
- 792
- 00:51:04,646 --> 00:51:06,523
- We're talking about
- an armored convoy...
- 793
- 00:51:06,690 --> 00:51:08,692
- and a vicious super soldier
- from the future...
- 794
- 00:51:08,775 --> 00:51:11,611
- that is looking to turn your
- skull into a fuckable ashtray.
- 795
- 00:51:11,778 --> 00:51:13,155
- You know what we need to do?
- 796
- 00:51:13,238 --> 00:51:14,990
- We need to build
- a fucking team.
- 797
- 00:51:15,157 --> 00:51:17,200
- We need 'em tough,
- morally flexible...
- 798
- 00:51:17,367 --> 00:51:18,687
- and young enough
- so they can carry
- 799
- 00:51:18,744 --> 00:51:19,995
- this franchise
- 10 to 12 years.
- 800
- 00:51:20,078 --> 00:51:21,747
- My body is an
- instrument of death.
- 801
- 00:51:22,956 --> 00:51:24,416
- Not now, Dopinder.
- 802
- 00:51:24,541 --> 00:51:26,501
- I could be of great use.
- 803
- 00:51:26,668 --> 00:51:28,253
- What's your superpower?
- 804
- 00:51:29,838 --> 00:51:31,388
- - Courage.
- - That's adorable.
- 805
- 00:51:31,548 --> 00:51:33,258
- Do you have the courage
- to check and see...
- 806
- 00:51:33,341 --> 00:51:35,552
- if there are enough sanitary
- napkins in the dispenser?
- 807
- 00:51:35,635 --> 00:51:36,636
- Yes, sir.
- 808
- 00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:38,096
- I'm sorry
- you had to see that,
- 809
- 00:51:38,180 --> 00:51:40,182
- although I'm glad
- you heard it.
- 810
- 00:51:40,557 --> 00:51:42,350
- All right, I'll put out
- a call for resumes.
- 811
- 00:51:42,517 --> 00:51:44,644
- But we're not paying
- medical or dental.
- 812
- 00:51:44,728 --> 00:51:46,772
- It's time to get back
- on LinkedIn.
- 813
- 00:52:24,893 --> 00:52:28,188
- Transport
- will begin at 0800 hours...
- 814
- 00:52:28,313 --> 00:52:29,356
- Oi.
- 815
- 00:52:29,439 --> 00:52:30,857
- What the fuck
- do you want?
- 816
- 00:52:30,941 --> 00:52:32,741
- That's my fucking pudding.
- 817
- 00:52:32,901 --> 00:52:34,401
- - Fuck your pudding!
- - You like pudding?
- 818
- 00:52:56,091 --> 00:52:57,091
- Hello?
- 819
- 00:52:59,302 --> 00:53:01,638
- I know you're in there.
- 820
- 00:53:17,487 --> 00:53:19,614
- Must be hard being the
- biggest guy in here.
- 821
- 00:53:20,866 --> 00:53:23,034
- Lonely at the top, eh?
- 822
- 00:53:23,201 --> 00:53:25,161
- They're moving us tomorrow.
- 823
- 00:53:27,622 --> 00:53:29,583
- Maybe I can get you
- out of here.
- 824
- 00:53:30,625 --> 00:53:33,795
- And we can make
- the whole world our bitch.
- 825
- 00:53:35,839 --> 00:53:37,591
- We need a secret code.
- 826
- 00:53:40,468 --> 00:53:43,096
- No, that's stupid,
- Russell. Idiot.
- 827
- 00:53:50,312 --> 00:53:51,813
- We're a team.
- 828
- 00:53:51,897 --> 00:53:53,732
- We're like thugs,
- we're like gangsters.
- 829
- 00:53:53,899 --> 00:53:55,859
- I'm like Tupac,
- and you're like Ice Cube.
- 830
- 00:53:57,861 --> 00:53:59,988
- Supposedly,
- she can rap, too.
- 831
- 00:54:00,155 --> 00:54:01,156
- I like that.
- 832
- 00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:02,532
- Terrific,
- these are all terrific.
- 833
- 00:54:02,616 --> 00:54:04,367
- Meet Bedlam.
- 834
- 00:54:04,451 --> 00:54:06,620
- Cool name! Superpowers?
- 835
- 00:54:06,703 --> 00:54:07,704
- I can distort
- 836
- 00:54:07,787 --> 00:54:09,456
- electrical fields.
- 837
- 00:54:09,539 --> 00:54:11,625
- Including the one
- inside your brain...
- 838
- 00:54:11,708 --> 00:54:14,169
- causing anxiety,
- confusion...
- 839
- 00:54:14,544 --> 00:54:15,670
- pain.
- 840
- 00:54:16,713 --> 00:54:18,673
- So, basically,
- you're Dave Matthews.
- 841
- 00:54:18,757 --> 00:54:19,883
- We can use him.
- 842
- 00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:23,136
- I'm Zeitgeist.
- 843
- 00:54:23,219 --> 00:54:24,638
- Cool. I like it.
- 844
- 00:54:24,721 --> 00:54:25,972
- So you have the power
- 845
- 00:54:26,056 --> 00:54:28,350
- to put your finger
- on the pulse of society?
- 846
- 00:54:29,476 --> 00:54:30,518
- No.
- 847
- 00:54:30,685 --> 00:54:32,228
- No, I spit acidic vomit.
- 848
- 00:54:32,312 --> 00:54:33,688
- - Oh.
- - Do you want me
- 849
- 00:54:33,772 --> 00:54:34,874
- - to demonstrate?
- - No!
- 850
- 00:54:34,898 --> 00:54:36,125
- We'll take
- your word for it.
- 851
- 00:54:36,149 --> 00:54:38,389
- Thank you. Yeah.
- Listen, we've all eaten at Arby's, okay?
- 852
- 00:54:39,069 --> 00:54:41,112
- And this is the Vanisher.
- 853
- 00:54:44,491 --> 00:54:45,492
- But...
- 854
- 00:54:46,743 --> 00:54:48,161
- Vanisher!
- 855
- 00:54:50,538 --> 00:54:52,207
- - Nice!
- - Right?
- 856
- 00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:54,709
- He's not here, is he?
- 857
- 00:54:54,793 --> 00:54:56,336
- He may be running late.
- 858
- 00:54:57,796 --> 00:55:00,256
- My name's Rusty,
- but I go by Shatterstar.
- 859
- 00:55:00,674 --> 00:55:01,883
- That's good, yeah.
- 860
- 00:55:02,050 --> 00:55:04,000
- - "Rusty" is terrible.
- - Toughie.
- 861
- 00:55:04,135 --> 00:55:06,835
- - So, uh, where are you from?
- - The planet Mojo World.
- 862
- 00:55:07,013 --> 00:55:08,963
- - So you're an alien, I guess.
- - Bad name.
- 863
- 00:55:09,057 --> 00:55:10,600
- How does that, uh, help us?
- 864
- 00:55:10,684 --> 00:55:13,478
- I'm basically better
- than you at everything.
- 865
- 00:55:13,770 --> 00:55:15,470
- Just once, I'm gonna find
- a planet of people
- 866
- 00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:17,023
- that are worse than me
- at everything.
- 867
- 00:55:17,107 --> 00:55:19,192
- A whole bunch
- of functional idiots.
- 868
- 00:55:19,359 --> 00:55:21,393
- I'm gonna go there,
- and I'm gonna be their Superman.
- 869
- 00:55:21,403 --> 00:55:22,404
- Isn't that Canada?
- 870
- 00:55:22,487 --> 00:55:24,906
- You shut your
- goddamn trash mouth!
- 871
- 00:55:26,324 --> 00:55:27,701
- - Meet...
- - Domino.
- 872
- 00:55:27,867 --> 00:55:29,995
- - What's your shtick?
- - I'm lucky.
- 873
- 00:55:30,203 --> 00:55:32,070
- If you're so lucky,
- then what are you doing here with us?
- 874
- 00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:33,164
- I don't know yet.
- 875
- 00:55:33,331 --> 00:55:34,489
- What's that supposed to mean?
- 876
- 00:55:34,499 --> 00:55:35,917
- It means
- that I don't know yet.
- 877
- 00:55:36,084 --> 00:55:37,502
- But there's a reason
- why I'm here,
- 878
- 00:55:37,585 --> 00:55:38,670
- and I'll know when I know.
- 879
- 00:55:38,753 --> 00:55:40,153
- Everything usually
- works out for me.
- 880
- 00:55:40,338 --> 00:55:42,007
- Luck isn't a superpower.
- 881
- 00:55:42,173 --> 00:55:43,425
- - Yes, it is.
- - No, it isn't.
- 882
- 00:55:43,508 --> 00:55:44,676
- - Yes, it is.
- - No, ma'am.
- 883
- 00:55:44,759 --> 00:55:46,136
- - Mmm-hmm.
- - Mario No-pez.
- 884
- 00:55:46,261 --> 00:55:47,303
- - Yeah.
- - Nacho cheese.
- 885
- 00:55:47,387 --> 00:55:48,503
- - No, it definitely is.
- - I really...
- 886
- 00:55:48,513 --> 00:55:49,514
- There's no way that it...
- 887
- 00:55:49,597 --> 00:55:50,765
- Sorry, I was
- interrupting you.
- 888
- 00:55:50,849 --> 00:55:52,632
- - Sorry. No, I interrupted you.
- - No, no, no. You can go first.
- 889
- 00:55:52,642 --> 00:55:54,269
- Oh, I was just gonna say,
- "No, it isn't."
- 890
- 00:55:54,352 --> 00:55:56,813
- I was gonna just bring it back
- to that yes, it is.
- 891
- 00:55:57,063 --> 00:55:58,638
- Let's meet in the middle
- and say, "No, it isn't."
- 892
- 00:55:58,648 --> 00:56:01,693
- - But it is.
- - Okay.
- 893
- 00:56:01,943 --> 00:56:03,361
- - You're hired!
- - You're hired.
- 894
- 00:56:03,528 --> 00:56:04,779
- Oh, lucky me.
- 895
- 00:56:04,863 --> 00:56:05,864
- She's great.
- 896
- 00:56:07,365 --> 00:56:08,575
- And last, but not least...
- 897
- 00:56:08,742 --> 00:56:09,868
- Peter.
- 898
- 00:56:11,161 --> 00:56:13,121
- Am I getting
- catfished here or...?
- 899
- 00:56:13,747 --> 00:56:15,540
- Any powers you wanna
- tell us about?
- 900
- 00:56:15,623 --> 00:56:16,875
- No.
- 901
- 00:56:17,333 --> 00:56:18,918
- I don't have one.
- 902
- 00:56:19,085 --> 00:56:22,172
- Um, I just saw the ad
- and thought it looked fun.
- 903
- 00:56:23,298 --> 00:56:24,340
- You're in.
- 904
- 00:56:24,424 --> 00:56:25,967
- - Yeah.
- - Fuck!
- 905
- 00:56:28,553 --> 00:56:30,221
- It's fulfilling work.
- 906
- 00:56:34,768 --> 00:56:36,061
- Let's go!
- 907
- 00:56:49,574 --> 00:56:52,285
- This is Convoy 17
- departing the Ice Box.
- 908
- 00:56:52,368 --> 00:56:53,745
- We are en route.
- 909
- 00:57:01,294 --> 00:57:03,671
- Peacetime makes people soft.
- 910
- 00:57:05,256 --> 00:57:07,050
- I was born into war.
- 911
- 00:57:08,593 --> 00:57:09,761
- Bred into it.
- 912
- 00:57:10,678 --> 00:57:11,679
- Okay.
- 913
- 00:57:11,763 --> 00:57:13,431
- People think
- they understand pain.
- 914
- 00:57:14,682 --> 00:57:16,893
- What's the most pain
- you've ever felt?
- 915
- 00:57:19,104 --> 00:57:20,178
- These restraints
- are pretty...
- 916
- 00:57:20,188 --> 00:57:21,314
- I've got a list.
- 917
- 00:57:22,607 --> 00:57:24,567
- We're gonna work down it.
- 918
- 00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:26,361
- Together.
- 919
- 00:57:27,445 --> 00:57:29,572
- Number one,
- I'm gonna bend something.
- 920
- 00:57:30,532 --> 00:57:32,742
- Something that was not
- meant to bend.
- 921
- 00:57:32,909 --> 00:57:34,025
- I'm gonna stop you
- right there
- 922
- 00:57:34,035 --> 00:57:35,276
- because I'm not gonna
- make it to two.
- 923
- 00:57:35,286 --> 00:57:36,538
- I won't even make it
- to one.
- 924
- 00:57:36,663 --> 00:57:38,206
- I don't do well with pain,
- you know.
- 925
- 00:57:38,289 --> 00:57:40,708
- If I stub my toe,
- I'm done for the day.
- 926
- 00:57:40,959 --> 00:57:42,877
- I cried when
- they canceled Felicity.
- 927
- 00:57:43,878 --> 00:57:45,662
- When I get really scared,
- I get nervous erections.
- 928
- 00:57:45,672 --> 00:57:46,714
- I have one right now.
- 929
- 00:57:46,798 --> 00:57:48,258
- Don't look.
- It'll only make it worse.
- 930
- 00:57:48,341 --> 00:57:49,415
- I don't want you to hurt me,
- 931
- 00:57:49,425 --> 00:57:51,678
- and I'll tell you
- anything you wanna know.
- 932
- 00:57:52,637 --> 00:57:54,305
- Except for where they are.
- 933
- 00:57:54,848 --> 00:57:56,408
- Russell's in a convoy
- heading southbound
- 934
- 00:57:56,432 --> 00:57:57,433
- on Gerry Duggan Parkway.
- 935
- 00:57:57,517 --> 00:57:59,342
- The monster's with them.
- I wouldn't fuck with him.
- 936
- 00:57:59,352 --> 00:58:00,454
- You all know the plan.
- 937
- 00:58:00,478 --> 00:58:02,188
- Intercept the convoy,
- 938
- 00:58:02,272 --> 00:58:04,315
- grab the boy.
- But not inappropriately!
- 939
- 00:58:04,399 --> 00:58:05,400
- You know what,
- 940
- 00:58:05,483 --> 00:58:06,641
- I wouldn't fuck with
- Deadpool either.
- 941
- 00:58:06,651 --> 00:58:09,362
- Because he's built a team.
- He's unstoppable.
- 942
- 00:58:09,529 --> 00:58:11,948
- He has an ass pen.
- He'll stab you with it.
- 943
- 00:58:12,031 --> 00:58:14,534
- Watch out for this guy, Cable!
- 944
- 00:58:14,701 --> 00:58:17,829
- He's very short, 5'11".
- Not like in the comics.
- 945
- 00:58:17,912 --> 00:58:20,874
- And if we succeed,
- we all go home early.
- 946
- 00:58:21,124 --> 00:58:23,204
- So if you go after
- them, Cable, I warn you...
- 947
- 00:58:23,835 --> 00:58:25,503
- there's a wind advisory
- in effect.
- 948
- 00:58:36,848 --> 00:58:38,488
- A little turbulent up here.
- 949
- 00:58:45,899 --> 00:58:47,650
- I don't know much
- about this Cable fella...
- 950
- 00:58:47,734 --> 00:58:48,985
- but I guarantee
- he hasn't killed
- 951
- 00:58:49,068 --> 00:58:50,820
- as many people
- as melanoma has.
- 952
- 00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:53,364
- We're getting close!
- 953
- 00:58:53,740 --> 00:58:55,283
- As a former X-Man...
- 954
- 00:58:55,450 --> 00:58:57,350
- - Trainee.
- - Thank you, Bedlam.
- 955
- 00:58:57,493 --> 00:59:00,288
- I was always appalled
- by the blatant sexism
- 956
- 00:59:00,371 --> 00:59:01,372
- in the group's name.
- 957
- 00:59:01,456 --> 00:59:02,999
- X-Men! Men!
- 958
- 00:59:03,541 --> 00:59:06,419
- The point is, our group
- will be forward thinking.
- 959
- 00:59:06,586 --> 00:59:07,962
- Gender neutral.
- 960
- 00:59:08,046 --> 00:59:10,215
- From now on,
- we'll be known as...
- 961
- 00:59:12,508 --> 00:59:13,843
- X-Force.
- 962
- 00:59:14,052 --> 00:59:15,553
- Isn't that
- a little derivative?
- 963
- 00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:18,139
- I don't recall asking
- your opinion, Peter!
- 964
- 00:59:19,349 --> 00:59:20,808
- That wasn't me.
- 965
- 00:59:27,857 --> 00:59:30,151
- Hang the laundry out
- at 1,300 feet...
- 966
- 00:59:30,235 --> 00:59:32,028
- intercept the convoy,
- and grab the boy.
- 967
- 00:59:32,111 --> 00:59:33,228
- Let's bring on
- the carnage, baby!
- 968
- 00:59:33,238 --> 00:59:35,073
- Get me on the ground,
- watch me go!
- 969
- 00:59:35,156 --> 00:59:36,157
- Yeah!
- 970
- 00:59:36,241 --> 00:59:37,951
- I can't wait to kill!
- 971
- 00:59:38,076 --> 00:59:39,744
- Hey! Hey! Hey!
- 972
- 00:59:40,870 --> 00:59:42,664
- I just wanna say
- how proud I am of this team.
- 973
- 00:59:43,581 --> 00:59:46,334
- You know,
- you guys look amazing!
- 974
- 00:59:46,501 --> 00:59:49,254
- Vanisher, I have no doubt
- you look amazing too.
- 975
- 00:59:49,420 --> 00:59:50,463
- This is the family
- 976
- 00:59:50,546 --> 00:59:52,226
- that I've always dreamed
- of having and I...
- 977
- 00:59:52,924 --> 00:59:53,967
- Ah, shit.
- 978
- 00:59:55,718 --> 00:59:57,345
- I just get a little
- choked up sometimes.
- 979
- 00:59:57,428 --> 00:59:59,597
- I hate to interrupt,
- but is anybody nervous
- 980
- 00:59:59,681 --> 01:00:00,682
- about the high winds?
- 981
- 01:00:00,765 --> 01:00:02,015
- - Gary.
- - My name's Peter.
- 982
- 01:00:02,100 --> 01:00:03,977
- I realize that you're new
- to this, but relax.
- 983
- 01:00:04,060 --> 01:00:05,500
- You've been chosen
- by a higher power.
- 984
- 01:00:05,770 --> 01:00:08,070
- - Did he just call himself God?
- - I think he did.
- 985
- 01:00:08,147 --> 01:00:09,747
- - I'd like to go home.
- - And I'd like...
- 986
- 01:00:09,816 --> 01:00:12,193
- the McRib to be available
- year round,
- 987
- 01:00:12,277 --> 01:00:14,077
- but sometimes
- dreams don't come true.
- 988
- 01:00:14,237 --> 01:00:16,322
- I spent 10 years
- in Special Forces.
- 989
- 01:00:16,330 --> 01:00:17,860
- You think we didn't
- jump out of the plane
- 990
- 01:00:17,865 --> 01:00:19,265
- because of a light breeze?
- 991
- 01:00:19,617 --> 01:00:21,786
- You're in this shit now,
- Mustache!
- 992
- 01:00:21,869 --> 01:00:23,597
- I'm only yelling
- to impress the other guys.
- 993
- 01:00:23,621 --> 01:00:25,832
- I'd never let anything
- happen to you, Sugarbear.
- 994
- 01:00:26,207 --> 01:00:28,167
- Leonard, hit it!
- 995
- 01:00:37,135 --> 01:00:39,178
- Go! Go! Go!
- 996
- 01:01:14,922 --> 01:01:16,215
- Let's get some!
- 997
- 01:01:16,341 --> 01:01:17,508
- Whoo!
- 998
- 01:01:17,592 --> 01:01:18,718
- Oh, yeah!
- 999
- 01:01:18,801 --> 01:01:21,637
- Convoy, 12 o'clock!
- On my command!
- 1000
- 01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:24,140
- Deploy! Oh, hey now!
- 1001
- 01:01:24,223 --> 01:01:25,558
- Whoa!
- 1002
- 01:01:30,730 --> 01:01:32,607
- Little off course here.
- 1003
- 01:01:34,901 --> 01:01:37,278
- Holy mommy fucking shit!
- 1004
- 01:01:38,404 --> 01:01:39,822
- Ah, there they are.
- 1005
- 01:01:39,906 --> 01:01:42,992
- Look at these gorgeous
- sons of bitches.
- 1006
- 01:01:43,534 --> 01:01:45,453
- Oh, yeah!
- That's right, Bedlam!
- 1007
- 01:01:50,625 --> 01:01:54,337
- No! Tripping
- motherfucking billies!
- 1008
- 01:01:54,879 --> 01:01:58,007
- Shatterstar.
- Okay, you got this.
- 1009
- 01:01:58,800 --> 01:01:59,801
- Left!
- 1010
- 01:01:59,884 --> 01:02:01,094
- Left!
- 1011
- 01:02:01,177 --> 01:02:03,388
- No, stage left, you idiot!
- 1012
- 01:02:07,266 --> 01:02:08,935
- Well, I guess
- we found something
- 1013
- 01:02:09,018 --> 01:02:10,103
- you're not better at.
- 1014
- 01:02:12,188 --> 01:02:13,272
- Vanisher.
- 1015
- 01:02:13,564 --> 01:02:15,316
- Maybe the wind can't blow
- what it can't see.
- 1016
- 01:02:18,403 --> 01:02:19,404
- Oh! Really?
- 1017
- 01:02:19,946 --> 01:02:21,739
- All right,
- we could do this with four.
- 1018
- 01:02:22,323 --> 01:02:25,159
- Sugarbear.
- You got this, buddy!
- 1019
- 01:02:25,326 --> 01:02:27,453
- That's the stuff!
- That's the X-Force spirit!
- 1020
- 01:02:28,746 --> 01:02:30,790
- Never underestimate
- a man with a mustache!
- 1021
- 01:02:30,873 --> 01:02:32,333
- Just ask anyone in Brooklyn.
- 1022
- 01:02:32,417 --> 01:02:33,501
- We did it!
- 1023
- 01:02:33,584 --> 01:02:35,169
- You're a goddamn
- superhero, you!
- 1024
- 01:02:35,253 --> 01:02:36,379
- X-Force!
- 1025
- 01:02:37,046 --> 01:02:38,172
- X-Force.
- 1026
- 01:02:42,510 --> 01:02:44,345
- Oh!
- 1027
- 01:02:47,974 --> 01:02:48,975
- Peter.
- 1028
- 01:02:49,058 --> 01:02:50,059
- I got you, buddy!
- 1029
- 01:02:50,143 --> 01:02:51,342
- - You're gonna be fine!
- - This is not good, man!
- 1030
- 01:02:51,352 --> 01:02:53,938
- You got this, big guy!
- Here we go, Peter!
- 1031
- 01:02:54,021 --> 01:02:55,440
- Look at me.
- We're X-Force, right?
- 1032
- 01:02:55,523 --> 01:02:57,733
- - Yeah, we're X-Force.
- - We're X-Force.
- 1033
- 01:03:01,696 --> 01:03:03,656
- Oh, my God! What the fuck?
- 1034
- 01:03:03,781 --> 01:03:05,741
- Fucking acidic vomit!
- 1035
- 01:03:07,326 --> 01:03:09,996
- Oh, God! I'm gonna throw up
- in my mask.
- 1036
- 01:03:13,249 --> 01:03:15,543
- Okay, I'm over the convoy.
- 1037
- 01:03:15,626 --> 01:03:17,462
- Where did the rest
- of the team land?
- 1038
- 01:03:18,212 --> 01:03:19,755
- Good news and bad news.
- 1039
- 01:03:19,881 --> 01:03:22,967
- Bad news is
- the whole team is dead.
- 1040
- 01:03:23,176 --> 01:03:24,177
- The good news is,
- 1041
- 01:03:24,260 --> 01:03:26,220
- I don't think anyone's
- gonna miss Shatterstar.
- 1042
- 01:03:26,304 --> 01:03:29,390
- He was a bit of a prick.
- Oh, but Paul!
- 1043
- 01:03:29,474 --> 01:03:30,475
- Peter!
- 1044
- 01:03:30,558 --> 01:03:32,143
- Peter, I'm gonna
- miss him most.
- 1045
- 01:03:32,226 --> 01:03:33,346
- But there is a slight chance
- 1046
- 01:03:33,394 --> 01:03:34,729
- Vanisher could make it.
- 1047
- 01:03:35,104 --> 01:03:37,482
- Nope, no chance.
- He's dead.
- 1048
- 01:03:37,565 --> 01:03:38,733
- The whole team?
- 1049
- 01:03:38,858 --> 01:03:40,735
- Only the main ones.
- We're still good.
- 1050
- 01:03:40,818 --> 01:03:41,944
- Fuck, you are dumb.
- 1051
- 01:03:42,028 --> 01:03:44,530
- Even after all this time,
- I still can't talk about it.
- 1052
- 01:03:44,697 --> 01:03:46,657
- Who knew these winds
- would be so strong?
- 1053
- 01:03:46,741 --> 01:03:49,243
- Everyone!
- Everyone on the helicopter!
- 1054
- 01:03:49,327 --> 01:03:50,828
- And everyone
- not on the helicopter!
- 1055
- 01:04:00,213 --> 01:04:02,089
- They're headed
- into the tunnel.
- 1056
- 01:04:03,132 --> 01:04:04,550
- I'm that kid's only hope,
- 1057
- 01:04:04,634 --> 01:04:06,427
- so sit tight
- and wait for my word.
- 1058
- 01:04:07,220 --> 01:04:08,221
- Whatever.
- 1059
- 01:04:08,304 --> 01:04:09,545
- We're gonna lose 'em.
- I'm dropping in.
- 1060
- 01:04:09,555 --> 01:04:12,183
- Uh, that's
- a negative, sole survivor.
- 1061
- 01:04:12,558 --> 01:04:15,144
- Luck is not a superpower!
- We are so fucked!
- 1062
- 01:04:15,228 --> 01:04:18,189
- No, we most certainly
- are not fucked.
- 1063
- 01:04:21,317 --> 01:04:23,861
- Seriously,
- I don't get it!
- 1064
- 01:04:23,945 --> 01:04:26,405
- What, you shoot luck lasers
- out of your eyes?
- 1065
- 01:04:28,658 --> 01:04:30,368
- It's just
- it's hard to picture.
- 1066
- 01:04:30,451 --> 01:04:32,578
- And certainly
- not very cinematic.
- 1067
- 01:04:35,331 --> 01:04:36,832
- I mean, luck?
- 1068
- 01:04:36,999 --> 01:04:39,502
- What coked out,
- glass pipe-sucking
- 1069
- 01:04:39,585 --> 01:04:40,920
- freakshow comic book artist...
- 1070
- 01:04:41,003 --> 01:04:42,588
- came up with
- that little chestnut?
- 1071
- 01:04:42,672 --> 01:04:44,924
- Probably a guy
- who can't draw feet!
- 1072
- 01:04:56,143 --> 01:04:59,188
- Once again, it all falls
- on my shoulders.
- 1073
- 01:04:59,397 --> 01:05:00,837
- It's why I'm cursed to be
- a solo act.
- 1074
- 01:05:00,856 --> 01:05:01,906
- - Wander the Earth...
- - I'm in.
- 1075
- 01:05:01,941 --> 01:05:03,291
- I'm sorry,
- what did you say?
- 1076
- 01:05:03,300 --> 01:05:04,400
- I'm in.
- 1077
- 01:05:04,402 --> 01:05:06,279
- How in the fuck
- are you in already?
- 1078
- 01:05:06,737 --> 01:05:07,989
- Oh, shit.
- 1079
- 01:05:08,573 --> 01:05:09,740
- It's Cable. 12 o'clock.
- 1080
- 01:05:09,907 --> 01:05:10,908
- Okay.
- 1081
- 01:05:11,033 --> 01:05:13,786
- New plan. Use all of your
- imaginary powers
- 1082
- 01:05:13,869 --> 01:05:16,247
- to stop Cable
- from killing that kid.
- 1083
- 01:05:16,330 --> 01:05:17,915
- I'm coming up on your six.
- 1084
- 01:05:26,173 --> 01:05:28,175
- That gun is amazing!
- 1085
- 01:05:37,018 --> 01:05:39,228
- Hey! Asshole!
- 1086
- 01:05:39,478 --> 01:05:41,022
- Where is he?
- I can't see him.
- 1087
- 01:05:41,147 --> 01:05:42,565
- He's on top of you.
- 1088
- 01:05:44,859 --> 01:05:46,235
- He's going in
- through the back!
- 1089
- 01:05:46,736 --> 01:05:47,903
- Oh, God, he's inside!
- 1090
- 01:05:47,987 --> 01:05:49,155
- You hear yourself, right?
- 1091
- 01:05:49,238 --> 01:05:50,740
- Accidental double entendres!
- 1092
- 01:05:50,865 --> 01:05:53,117
- Russell! Russell Collins!
- 1093
- 01:05:53,284 --> 01:05:55,202
- Hands off that kid,
- John Connor!
- 1094
- 01:06:00,291 --> 01:06:01,292
- No, no, no!
- 1095
- 01:06:05,630 --> 01:06:06,756
- Shit!
- 1096
- 01:06:28,569 --> 01:06:30,488
- Two can play that game!
- 1097
- 01:06:32,615 --> 01:06:34,450
- Got it! No, I don't.
- 1098
- 01:06:35,576 --> 01:06:36,577
- Showtime, mama!
- 1099
- 01:06:36,661 --> 01:06:38,245
- Lady Luck, take the wheel.
- 1100
- 01:07:15,866 --> 01:07:17,906
- I'd ask who you are, but
- you'll be dead in a second.
- 1101
- 01:07:17,952 --> 01:07:19,954
- I'm Domino, and doubtful.
- 1102
- 01:07:36,595 --> 01:07:37,596
- Hang in there, Doms!
- 1103
- 01:07:38,764 --> 01:07:40,474
- Oh, this is really hard.
- 1104
- 01:07:52,862 --> 01:07:54,262
- And give me back
- my Skee-Ball token.
- 1105
- 01:07:57,825 --> 01:07:59,375
- - You're doing great.
- - X-Force.
- 1106
- 01:08:01,328 --> 01:08:03,247
- I guess dubstep never dies.
- 1107
- 01:08:07,668 --> 01:08:08,669
- Whoo!
- 1108
- 01:08:15,551 --> 01:08:18,304
- You killed Black Tom,
- you racist son of a bitch!
- 1109
- 01:08:21,098 --> 01:08:22,224
- That's unfortunate.
- 1110
- 01:08:25,394 --> 01:08:26,645
- We got no brakes!
- 1111
- 01:08:26,812 --> 01:08:28,022
- Figure it out!
- 1112
- 01:08:32,443 --> 01:08:33,986
- There's nothing I can't kill.
- 1113
- 01:08:36,238 --> 01:08:37,531
- Ooh.
- 1114
- 01:08:37,615 --> 01:08:40,910
- Somebody knows karate.
- 1115
- 01:08:43,412 --> 01:08:44,997
- Give me your best shot,
- One-Eyed Willy.
- 1116
- 01:09:00,304 --> 01:09:01,305
- Ow.
- 1117
- 01:09:02,306 --> 01:09:03,307
- Here we go.
- 1118
- 01:09:04,391 --> 01:09:06,477
- Domino, mind slowing us down?
- 1119
- 01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:08,604
- Here goes nothing.
- 1120
- 01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:41,720
- Knock, knock.
- 1121
- 01:09:48,227 --> 01:09:49,270
- That's my boy.
- 1122
- 01:09:55,651 --> 01:09:56,819
- Holy...
- 1123
- 01:10:01,740 --> 01:10:03,492
- (ONLY TIME PLAYING)
- 1124
- 01:10:07,329 --> 01:10:08,831
- I'll be first to admit...
- 1125
- 01:10:08,998 --> 01:10:11,250
- this did not go
- according to plan.
- 1126
- 01:10:12,710 --> 01:10:14,110
- I'll also be the first
- to admit that
- 1127
- 01:10:14,128 --> 01:10:16,088
- that plan was
- written in crayon.
- 1128
- 01:10:16,171 --> 01:10:19,174
- Looks like Russell found
- a new friend. Jelly.
- 1129
- 01:10:19,425 --> 01:10:21,093
- Turns out Domino's
- a bit of a badass,
- 1130
- 01:10:21,176 --> 01:10:24,179
- and maybe,
- possibly mildly lucky.
- 1131
- 01:10:24,305 --> 01:10:27,433
- But Cable? Ugh.
- That guy's in a mood.
- 1132
- 01:10:27,600 --> 01:10:28,601
- A mood that is
- 1133
- 01:10:28,684 --> 01:10:30,477
- about to get
- significantly worse.
- 1134
- 01:10:54,251 --> 01:10:56,420
- Something is so terribly,
- terribly wrong.
- 1135
- 01:10:59,632 --> 01:11:01,091
- Oh.
- 1136
- 01:11:02,885 --> 01:11:04,386
- Oh, God, that hurt.
- 1137
- 01:11:09,725 --> 01:11:10,809
- Russell.
- 1138
- 01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:14,605
- Russell!
- 1139
- 01:11:15,230 --> 01:11:17,316
- Russ, where are ya?
- 1140
- 01:11:20,945 --> 01:11:23,030
- Russell. Russell, you're okay!
- 1141
- 01:11:23,197 --> 01:11:26,367
- Oh, thank God.
- Oh, my God!
- 1142
- 01:11:26,659 --> 01:11:27,868
- Juggernaut!
- 1143
- 01:11:29,119 --> 01:11:31,038
- I thought that was you!
- 1144
- 01:11:31,121 --> 01:11:33,332
- I should've worn
- my white pants.
- 1145
- 01:11:34,041 --> 01:11:37,044
- You probably get this a lot,
- but I am a huge fan.
- 1146
- 01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:41,131
- Uncanny X-Men 183. Thor 411.
- 1147
- 01:11:41,215 --> 01:11:42,591
- X-Men Unlimited 12.
- 1148
- 01:11:42,675 --> 01:11:44,677
- You know, it has always been
- a dream of mine...
- 1149
- 01:11:44,843 --> 01:11:46,595
- to see my face
- reflected in your helmet...
- 1150
- 01:11:46,762 --> 01:11:48,722
- as you charge at me
- with murderous intent.
- 1151
- 01:11:48,931 --> 01:11:50,391
- I don't mean right now.
- 1152
- 01:11:50,724 --> 01:11:52,685
- I'm gonna rip you
- in half now.
- 1153
- 01:11:52,810 --> 01:11:55,479
- That is such
- a Juggernaut thing to say.
- 1154
- 01:11:59,108 --> 01:12:03,028
- Oh, my God!
- I can't feel my legs.
- 1155
- 01:12:03,195 --> 01:12:04,363
- I can't feel...
- 1156
- 01:12:05,489 --> 01:12:06,991
- Oh, no, they're right here.
- 1157
- 01:12:07,574 --> 01:12:09,326
- Got 'em.
- God, Russell.
- 1158
- 01:12:09,410 --> 01:12:11,245
- I have a mission.
- 1159
- 01:12:11,870 --> 01:12:12,997
- To get my revenge.
- 1160
- 01:12:13,539 --> 01:12:15,708
- I'm going to burn
- that headmaster alive.
- 1161
- 01:12:15,874 --> 01:12:17,960
- You're not
- the revenge type.
- 1162
- 01:12:18,043 --> 01:12:19,169
- Take it from a friend.
- 1163
- 01:12:19,712 --> 01:12:23,424
- Friend? You were sick,
- and I protected you.
- 1164
- 01:12:23,590 --> 01:12:25,634
- You said it yourself.
- 1165
- 01:12:25,801 --> 01:12:28,387
- "I'm not your friend.
- Find someone stronger."
- 1166
- 01:12:28,470 --> 01:12:29,680
- So I did.
- 1167
- 01:12:31,432 --> 01:12:33,475
- Russell, I couldn't
- protect you back then.
- 1168
- 01:12:33,642 --> 01:12:37,104
- But I can now. What do you
- want me to say, huh?
- 1169
- 01:12:37,688 --> 01:12:39,523
- "I care about you"?
- 'Cause goddamn it,
- 1170
- 01:12:39,606 --> 01:12:41,442
- I care about you, Russell.
- 1171
- 01:12:42,067 --> 01:12:44,069
- What's Juggernaut got
- that I don't have?
- 1172
- 01:12:44,236 --> 01:12:47,406
- Don't you say legs!
- I know you're gonna say legs!
- 1173
- 01:12:47,948 --> 01:12:50,748
- - Legs!
- - Still hurts to hear out loud!
- 1174
- 01:12:52,911 --> 01:12:55,748
- What is that?
- That's not a real rope!
- 1175
- 01:12:55,914 --> 01:12:58,167
- You get back here, young man!
- 1176
- 01:12:59,209 --> 01:13:00,335
- Doms!
- 1177
- 01:13:00,711 --> 01:13:02,796
- Doms, get me
- out of here, please.
- 1178
- 01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:05,799
- Use my arms
- as backpack straps.
- 1179
- 01:13:08,093 --> 01:13:09,178
- I think we may have found
- 1180
- 01:13:09,261 --> 01:13:11,055
- your cosmic reason
- for being here.
- 1181
- 01:13:11,472 --> 01:13:13,182
- I'm pretty sure
- this isn't it.
- 1182
- 01:13:13,265 --> 01:13:14,516
- X-Force.
- 1183
- 01:13:28,030 --> 01:13:29,782
- No child is hopeless.
- 1184
- 01:13:29,948 --> 01:13:31,033
- Don't give up on the boy.
- 1185
- 01:13:31,116 --> 01:13:32,701
- How could he just walk away?
- 1186
- 01:13:33,452 --> 01:13:35,704
- It was the coldness
- in his eyes.
- 1187
- 01:13:36,205 --> 01:13:37,790
- You should've heard it.
- 1188
- 01:13:39,708 --> 01:13:41,960
- I guess family
- really is an F-word.
- 1189
- 01:13:42,878 --> 01:13:45,214
- Rub my legs, Mama.
- 1190
- 01:13:45,339 --> 01:13:46,632
- Why would I rub
- your legs?
- 1191
- 01:13:46,715 --> 01:13:49,301
- Please, they hurt.
- I have growing pains.
- 1192
- 01:13:52,846 --> 01:13:54,056
- What in the...
- 1193
- 01:13:54,556 --> 01:13:56,809
- Why is your hand
- so tiny again?
- 1194
- 01:13:57,309 --> 01:13:58,685
- That's not my hand.
- 1195
- 01:13:59,103 --> 01:14:00,938
- Oh! Mary,
- mother of Joseph!
- 1196
- 01:14:01,605 --> 01:14:03,398
- That was nice for me.
- 1197
- 01:14:03,565 --> 01:14:06,318
- Wade! I heard what happened
- with the convoy and...
- 1198
- 01:14:10,823 --> 01:14:12,533
- Why wouldn't you
- cover that up?
- 1199
- 01:14:13,158 --> 01:14:15,244
- A warrior has nothing
- to be ashamed of.
- 1200
- 01:14:15,410 --> 01:14:17,329
- Yeah, but you do.
- Look at you.
- 1201
- 01:14:17,412 --> 01:14:19,414
- You're just
- straight shirt-cocking it,
- 1202
- 01:14:19,498 --> 01:14:20,833
- toddler-style.
- 1203
- 01:14:20,999 --> 01:14:22,793
- Oh, yeah.
- Full Winnie the Pooh.
- 1204
- 01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:24,837
- The hell's happening?
- Describe it.
- 1205
- 01:14:25,003 --> 01:14:26,370
- I wouldn't ask him to do that,
- if I were you.
- 1206
- 01:14:26,380 --> 01:14:27,780
- - It's like, um...
- - Here we go.
- 1207
- 01:14:27,840 --> 01:14:29,123
- It's like he was
- giving birth anally,
- 1208
- 01:14:29,133 --> 01:14:30,759
- but they quit
- halfway through.
- 1209
- 01:14:30,843 --> 01:14:32,084
- They got the legs out,
- and they said,
- 1210
- 01:14:32,094 --> 01:14:33,220
- "You know what, I'm done."
- 1211
- 01:14:33,303 --> 01:14:34,304
- Happy?
- 1212
- 01:14:34,388 --> 01:14:35,504
- It's like he's a Muppet
- from the waist down.
- 1213
- 01:14:35,514 --> 01:14:36,890
- But this time, you can see
- 1214
- 01:14:36,974 --> 01:14:38,392
- the Muppet's dick.
- 1215
- 01:14:38,475 --> 01:14:39,591
- Grover's got a cock
- the size of a twig.
- 1216
- 01:14:39,601 --> 01:14:41,051
- Mr. Weasel, I can
- no longer be double-parked.
- 1217
- 01:14:41,061 --> 01:14:42,688
- I've had three tickets
- already.
- 1218
- 01:14:44,356 --> 01:14:46,817
- No, no, no, DP,
- not again!
- 1219
- 01:14:46,900 --> 01:14:48,819
- This has happened before?
- 1220
- 01:14:49,820 --> 01:14:51,297
- Jesus!
- Either vomit or don't.
- 1221
- 01:14:51,321 --> 01:14:52,531
- The indecision
- is killing me.
- 1222
- 01:14:52,698 --> 01:14:54,575
- Why couldn't God
- take my hearing?
- 1223
- 01:14:56,160 --> 01:14:58,245
- Oh. Wow!
- 1224
- 01:14:58,328 --> 01:14:59,872
- Cool your pits.
- They're growing back.
- 1225
- 01:15:00,122 --> 01:15:01,665
- I'm talking about your face.
- 1226
- 01:15:02,124 --> 01:15:03,917
- I've never seen you
- without your mask before.
- 1227
- 01:15:04,042 --> 01:15:06,128
- Jesus Christ!
- Looks like an avocado.
- 1228
- 01:15:06,211 --> 01:15:07,921
- Your legs, though,
- they're cute.
- 1229
- 01:15:08,255 --> 01:15:10,048
- You wanna borrow
- a pair of pants?
- 1230
- 01:15:11,633 --> 01:15:13,093
- I'm glad
- everybody dropped by.
- 1231
- 01:15:13,260 --> 01:15:15,554
- You must be wondering
- why I didn't call you here.
- 1232
- 01:15:16,013 --> 01:15:17,639
- I'll tell you
- why I'm here.
- 1233
- 01:15:17,806 --> 01:15:19,933
- "The Time Traveler's Wife's"
- husband...
- 1234
- 01:15:20,017 --> 01:15:21,337
- beat me within
- an inch of my life.
- 1235
- 01:15:21,351 --> 01:15:22,561
- He was torturing me!
- 1236
- 01:15:22,644 --> 01:15:25,480
- But all I told him was
- everything he wanted to know.
- 1237
- 01:15:25,772 --> 01:15:27,816
- So, I'm here
- to help us gear up.
- 1238
- 01:15:28,275 --> 01:15:29,516
- So we can go after him
- without me.
- 1239
- 01:15:29,526 --> 01:15:30,527
- No!
- 1240
- 01:15:31,069 --> 01:15:32,279
- I'm doing this alone.
- 1241
- 01:15:32,362 --> 01:15:33,363
- The Juggernaut
- 1242
- 01:15:33,447 --> 01:15:34,847
- - will kill you all.
- - Fair enough.
- 1243
- 01:15:34,907 --> 01:15:36,440
- I just need a couple of
- hours to get some legs
- 1244
- 01:15:36,450 --> 01:15:37,950
- - under me.
- - What will you do?
- 1245
- 01:15:38,035 --> 01:15:39,435
- I don't care
- what the kid did to me.
- 1246
- 01:15:39,453 --> 01:15:40,746
- I ain't letting Cable
- get to him,
- 1247
- 01:15:40,829 --> 01:15:42,196
- even if I have to
- teabag him to death.
- 1248
- 01:15:42,206 --> 01:15:44,208
- It's really just a sip
- of tea at this point.
- 1249
- 01:15:44,291 --> 01:15:46,043
- Zip it, black Black Widow!
- I'm flowing.
- 1250
- 01:15:46,126 --> 01:15:47,201
- The first order
- of business is
- 1251
- 01:15:47,211 --> 01:15:48,285
- to get me
- in front of Cable...
- 1252
- 01:15:48,295 --> 01:15:50,162
- so I can pull all the fucking
- blood out of his body...
- 1253
- 01:15:50,172 --> 01:15:52,341
- and fashion his bones
- into holiday jewelry.
- 1254
- 01:15:52,591 --> 01:15:54,259
- Then,
- I'm gonna take his skin...
- 1255
- 01:15:54,343 --> 01:15:57,429
- and stretch it out
- over a homemade mating drum.
- 1256
- 01:15:59,097 --> 01:16:00,697
- He's standing
- right behind you, isn't he?
- 1257
- 01:16:09,358 --> 01:16:11,026
- What in the ass?
- 1258
- 01:16:11,235 --> 01:16:14,321
- Is this apartment listed
- on Tinder? Grindr?
- 1259
- 01:16:14,696 --> 01:16:16,949
- You picked the wrong shithole
- to fuck, future boy.
- 1260
- 01:16:17,449 --> 01:16:20,285
- Ugh. Is that really necessary?
- 1261
- 01:16:22,579 --> 01:16:25,332
- No. It's his "Basic Instinct".
- 1262
- 01:16:25,415 --> 01:16:26,458
- What can we help you with?
- 1263
- 01:16:27,251 --> 01:16:28,877
- I'm here to proposition you.
- 1264
- 01:16:29,753 --> 01:16:31,380
- Oh, boy!
- 1265
- 01:16:31,463 --> 01:16:32,579
- He's really teeing it up,
- isn't he?
- 1266
- 01:16:32,589 --> 01:16:34,675
- Who gets to make
- the first joke?
- 1267
- 01:16:34,800 --> 01:16:36,083
- I think we should all
- do it at the same time.
- 1268
- 01:16:36,093 --> 01:16:37,094
- Good call.
- 1269
- 01:16:37,177 --> 01:16:38,762
- For $45,
- you get sucky-suck.
- 1270
- 01:16:38,845 --> 01:16:40,212
- I only do over
- the pants, mouth stuff.
- 1271
- 01:16:40,222 --> 01:16:41,223
- Fuck!
- 1272
- 01:16:41,306 --> 01:16:42,422
- The Proposition
- has a wonderful
- 1273
- 01:16:42,432 --> 01:16:43,433
- Guy Pearce performance.
- 1274
- 01:16:43,517 --> 01:16:45,277
- Wait, wait, wait!
- I wanna do mine over.
- 1275
- 01:16:45,602 --> 01:16:47,652
- - Give us the line again.
- - I need your help!
- 1276
- 01:16:48,230 --> 01:16:50,440
- Trust me, I'm even less happy
- about this than you are...
- 1277
- 01:16:50,524 --> 01:16:53,151
- but you unleashed the Juggernaut,
- you dumb cunt!
- 1278
- 01:16:53,777 --> 01:16:55,988
- I can't
- bring him down alone.
- 1279
- 01:16:56,071 --> 01:16:57,656
- So here we are.
- 1280
- 01:16:59,074 --> 01:17:00,826
- We're no longer
- accepting applications
- 1281
- 01:17:00,909 --> 01:17:02,202
- for X-Force, unfortunately.
- 1282
- 01:17:02,369 --> 01:17:03,704
- Even if we were...
- 1283
- 01:17:03,870 --> 01:17:05,570
- there's a wind advisory
- in effect until at least...
- 1284
- 01:17:05,580 --> 01:17:06,748
- We don't have
- a lot of time.
- 1285
- 01:17:06,832 --> 01:17:08,542
- Your friend's about
- to make his first kill.
- 1286
- 01:17:08,625 --> 01:17:10,168
- No offense,
- but if you know so much...
- 1287
- 01:17:10,252 --> 01:17:12,587
- why not travel back to when
- he was a baby, kill him then?
- 1288
- 01:17:13,171 --> 01:17:14,246
- Or better yet, head back
- a little further,
- 1289
- 01:17:14,256 --> 01:17:15,257
- kill baby Hitler.
- 1290
- 01:17:15,340 --> 01:17:17,217
- I use a device
- to slide through time.
- 1291
- 01:17:17,384 --> 01:17:19,928
- The longer I travel,
- the harder it is to control.
- 1292
- 01:17:20,095 --> 01:17:22,556
- I got two charges,
- one to get me here,
- 1293
- 01:17:22,639 --> 01:17:23,765
- one to get me home.
- 1294
- 01:17:23,849 --> 01:17:25,100
- Well.
- 1295
- 01:17:25,183 --> 01:17:26,977
- That's just lazy writing.
- 1296
- 01:17:27,060 --> 01:17:28,427
- Your boy's
- gonna kill the headmaster
- 1297
- 01:17:28,437 --> 01:17:29,896
- of the orphanage tonight.
- 1298
- 01:17:29,980 --> 01:17:32,024
- After that,
- he gets a real taste for it.
- 1299
- 01:17:32,232 --> 01:17:34,860
- Like 10-year-old
- Kirsten Dunst, motherfucker!
- 1300
- 01:17:35,027 --> 01:17:36,820
- So he keeps killing...
- 1301
- 01:17:36,987 --> 01:17:38,322
- and killing, and killing,
- 1302
- 01:17:38,405 --> 01:17:39,740
- and killing.
- 1303
- 01:17:40,073 --> 01:17:43,285
- Until one day, he kills
- the wrong fucking people.
- 1304
- 01:17:45,871 --> 01:17:47,247
- My people.
- 1305
- 01:17:51,168 --> 01:17:52,252
- Relax.
- 1306
- 01:17:52,336 --> 01:17:54,713
- I'm retrieving something
- from my utility bag.
- 1307
- 01:17:54,921 --> 01:17:57,424
- It's a goddamn fanny pack...
- 1308
- 01:17:57,507 --> 01:17:59,968
- and you know it,
- you sick son of a bitch!
- 1309
- 01:18:00,177 --> 01:18:01,845
- The difference
- is night and day.
- 1310
- 01:18:03,638 --> 01:18:05,766
- You remind me of my wife.
- 1311
- 01:18:06,099 --> 01:18:07,100
- I'm sorry.
- 1312
- 01:18:07,476 --> 01:18:08,977
- I said, "You remind me
- of my wife."
- 1313
- 01:18:09,061 --> 01:18:10,135
- No, I'm sorry
- that you said that...
- 1314
- 01:18:10,145 --> 01:18:12,773
- while making heavy eye contact
- and applying lip balm.
- 1315
- 01:18:12,856 --> 01:18:14,024
- She always struggled.
- 1316
- 01:18:15,233 --> 01:18:16,568
- But she was funny...
- 1317
- 01:18:16,818 --> 01:18:19,154
- and filtered her pain
- through the prism of humor.
- 1318
- 01:18:20,113 --> 01:18:22,240
- Something I could
- never master.
- 1319
- 01:18:23,075 --> 01:18:25,285
- It was my fault she died.
- 1320
- 01:18:27,079 --> 01:18:29,748
- It was my job
- to stop people like him.
- 1321
- 01:18:30,791 --> 01:18:32,709
- I came close a few times.
- 1322
- 01:18:36,922 --> 01:18:38,590
- He wasn't too happy
- about that.
- 1323
- 01:18:40,300 --> 01:18:41,385
- He was trying to hurt me...
- 1324
- 01:18:41,510 --> 01:18:43,845
- and he knew exactly
- how to do it.
- 1325
- 01:18:47,599 --> 01:18:49,267
- Blessed are the wicked
- 1326
- 01:18:49,351 --> 01:18:50,811
- who are healed by my hand.
- 1327
- 01:18:54,022 --> 01:18:55,357
- He came into my home...
- 1328
- 01:18:56,400 --> 01:18:59,277
- and took the only thing
- that made it a home.
- 1329
- 01:19:03,365 --> 01:19:04,741
- Sound familiar?
- 1330
- 01:19:05,909 --> 01:19:07,509
- - I'm sorry.
- - Uh-huh.
- 1331
- 01:19:07,577 --> 01:19:09,246
- No, I'm really sorry.
- 1332
- 01:19:11,456 --> 01:19:13,500
- But that isn't Russell.
- 1333
- 01:19:13,583 --> 01:19:15,617
- It doesn't have to be him.
- If you knew what I knew...
- 1334
- 01:19:15,627 --> 01:19:17,462
- Yeah, he's got anger issues...
- 1335
- 01:19:17,546 --> 01:19:19,131
- maybe a small
- learning disability...
- 1336
- 01:19:19,214 --> 01:19:20,507
- splash of diabetes...
- 1337
- 01:19:20,674 --> 01:19:21,967
- but nothing
- that can't be fixed.
- 1338
- 01:19:22,050 --> 01:19:23,593
- If you could go back...
- 1339
- 01:19:23,760 --> 01:19:26,430
- and stop the people that took
- your girl, would you?
- 1340
- 01:19:26,596 --> 01:19:28,348
- Of course I fucking would!
- 1341
- 01:19:29,099 --> 01:19:30,767
- But I wouldn't kill a kid.
- 1342
- 01:19:30,892 --> 01:19:32,269
- I'm not asking you
- to kill a kid!
- 1343
- 01:19:32,352 --> 01:19:33,645
- I'll kill the kid.
- 1344
- 01:19:33,812 --> 01:19:37,190
- I'm asking you to save
- hundreds of other kids.
- 1345
- 01:19:37,357 --> 01:19:39,568
- Russell's gonna burn down
- that orphanage.
- 1346
- 01:19:39,734 --> 01:19:41,653
- And I can imagine
- your dead girlfriend...
- 1347
- 01:19:41,820 --> 01:19:44,239
- would want you to do the right thing,
- wouldn't she?
- 1348
- 01:19:45,073 --> 01:19:47,659
- So, what's it gonna be,
- handsome?
- 1349
- 01:19:48,326 --> 01:19:49,911
- Give me a chance
- to save him.
- 1350
- 01:19:50,078 --> 01:19:51,428
- - What?
- - You said...
- 1351
- 01:19:51,580 --> 01:19:53,321
- once he kills someone,
- he gets a taste for it.
- 1352
- 01:19:53,331 --> 01:19:55,584
- If we can get to him
- before that happens...
- 1353
- 01:19:55,667 --> 01:19:57,252
- promise you'll give me
- a chance
- 1354
- 01:19:57,335 --> 01:19:59,045
- to put him
- on a different path.
- 1355
- 01:19:59,212 --> 01:20:00,380
- Define "chance."
- 1356
- 01:20:00,547 --> 01:20:01,705
- I don't know.
- How long does it take
- 1357
- 01:20:01,715 --> 01:20:03,081
- to save someone's soul?
- That's not...
- 1358
- 01:20:03,091 --> 01:20:04,342
- I'll give you 30 seconds.
- 1359
- 01:20:04,509 --> 01:20:06,459
- - What? No!
- - Best I can do.
- 1360
- 01:20:06,511 --> 01:20:07,804
- Take it or leave it.
- 1361
- 01:20:18,273 --> 01:20:19,713
- He's doing it!
- 1362
- 01:20:19,858 --> 01:20:21,418
- Look at the little fella.
- He's doing it.
- 1363
- 01:20:21,443 --> 01:20:23,278
- There he goes.
- 1364
- 01:20:23,445 --> 01:20:24,863
- Jesus Christ!
- 1365
- 01:20:25,030 --> 01:20:26,406
- Just shirt-cocking it.
- 1366
- 01:20:26,490 --> 01:20:27,491
- Ugh.
- 1367
- 01:20:28,450 --> 01:20:29,910
- There you go,
- little fella.
- 1368
- 01:20:30,535 --> 01:20:31,870
- Go on, you're doing it!
- 1369
- 01:20:32,287 --> 01:20:35,123
- My beautiful, hairless,
- Twizzler-legged baby boy.
- 1370
- 01:20:37,334 --> 01:20:38,376
- Christ!
- 1371
- 01:20:38,543 --> 01:20:40,086
- That's disturbing.
- 1372
- 01:20:40,253 --> 01:20:41,588
- 30 seconds.
- 1373
- 01:20:47,010 --> 01:20:48,470
- - Deal.
- - Deal.
- 1374
- 01:20:51,056 --> 01:20:53,517
- I have no idea
- what's happening.
- 1375
- 01:20:53,600 --> 01:20:55,810
- Probably for the best.
- 1376
- 01:20:57,020 --> 01:21:00,315
- And that is why
- you never eat a raw starfish.
- 1377
- 01:21:00,524 --> 01:21:02,150
- It's just common sense.
- 1378
- 01:21:02,859 --> 01:21:04,194
- Where the hell
- are we going?
- 1379
- 01:21:04,277 --> 01:21:05,477
- You said it yourself.
- 1380
- 01:21:05,654 --> 01:21:08,448
- Nothing can stop the Juggernaut.
- We need backup.
- 1381
- 01:21:08,657 --> 01:21:11,368
- I will bathe in the blood
- of your enemies.
- 1382
- 01:21:15,580 --> 01:21:16,831
- Can you turn off
- the music?
- 1383
- 01:21:18,458 --> 01:21:20,418
- You'll do no such thing.
- 1384
- 01:21:20,585 --> 01:21:22,420
- Why don't you just say it
- in an Indian accent?
- 1385
- 01:21:22,796 --> 01:21:23,838
- What the hell are you...?
- 1386
- 01:21:23,964 --> 01:21:25,882
- Once again, intolerance rears
- its ugly head.
- 1387
- 01:21:25,966 --> 01:21:27,592
- I am so sorry.
- It gets better.
- 1388
- 01:21:27,759 --> 01:21:29,469
- I'm not a fucking racist,
- moron!
- 1389
- 01:21:29,553 --> 01:21:31,763
- Tell that to Black Tom.
- He was like a brother to me.
- 1390
- 01:21:32,681 --> 01:21:34,599
- I'm with the old white guy
- on this one.
- 1391
- 01:21:34,683 --> 01:21:35,767
- And that's a twist.
- 1392
- 01:21:36,017 --> 01:21:37,203
- So what exactly do you
- 1393
- 01:21:37,227 --> 01:21:38,301
- do in the future,
- anyway, huh?
- 1394
- 01:21:38,311 --> 01:21:39,563
- Some kind of soldier?
- 1395
- 01:21:39,980 --> 01:21:41,690
- Yeah, something like that.
- 1396
- 01:21:41,856 --> 01:21:43,942
- I was a soldier.
- Special Forces.
- 1397
- 01:21:44,150 --> 01:21:46,570
- I bet 50 years from now,
- we're bestest buddies.
- 1398
- 01:21:46,736 --> 01:21:48,697
- 50 years from now,
- you're very dead.
- 1399
- 01:21:48,863 --> 01:21:51,533
- Your entire generation fucked
- this planet into a coma.
- 1400
- 01:21:51,616 --> 01:21:52,867
- Boom!
- 1401
- 01:21:52,951 --> 01:21:54,035
- Spoiler alert.
- 1402
- 01:21:55,245 --> 01:21:56,580
- Planets.
- 1403
- 01:21:56,830 --> 01:21:58,290
- Next time, Uber.
- 1404
- 01:21:58,373 --> 01:21:59,749
- Here's a spoiler alert.
- 1405
- 01:22:00,917 --> 01:22:02,669
- You're not a fucking hero.
- 1406
- 01:22:03,044 --> 01:22:06,590
- You're just an annoying clown
- dressed up as a sex toy.
- 1407
- 01:22:06,965 --> 01:22:08,192
- Well, I got news for you.
- 1408
- 01:22:08,216 --> 01:22:09,509
- My heart
- is in the right place.
- 1409
- 01:22:09,593 --> 01:22:11,011
- Russell's not
- gonna kill anyone.
- 1410
- 01:22:11,177 --> 01:22:13,417
- Because of me, he's gonna know
- what real love looks like.
- 1411
- 01:22:13,555 --> 01:22:15,015
- Because of you,
- I'll always know
- 1412
- 01:22:15,098 --> 01:22:17,100
- what a grown man
- with baby balls looks like.
- 1413
- 01:22:17,267 --> 01:22:19,644
- I'm a grower, not a shower.
- 1414
- 01:22:19,811 --> 01:22:20,979
- I should've finished college.
- 1415
- 01:22:21,146 --> 01:22:22,355
- Right here!
- 1416
- 01:22:40,498 --> 01:22:42,167
- I made mistakes!
- 1417
- 01:22:42,542 --> 01:22:44,252
- I wanna take them back!
- 1418
- 01:22:44,419 --> 01:22:47,255
- You trusted me.
- I took that trust...
- 1419
- 01:22:47,422 --> 01:22:48,757
- and turned it
- into a glory hole
- 1420
- 01:22:48,840 --> 01:22:50,175
- in an airport bathroom.
- 1421
- 01:22:50,342 --> 01:22:53,053
- The one in Minneapolis.
- You know the one.
- 1422
- 01:22:54,137 --> 01:22:55,138
- Colossus!
- 1423
- 01:22:55,305 --> 01:22:57,545
- I wouldn't ask for your help
- unless it was life or death!
- 1424
- 01:22:57,682 --> 01:22:59,601
- That kid needs our help!
- 1425
- 01:22:59,768 --> 01:23:01,686
- I know you're listening!
- 1426
- 01:23:01,770 --> 01:23:03,094
- He's teamed up
- with the Juggernaut!
- 1427
- 01:23:03,104 --> 01:23:04,314
- The Juggernaut!
- 1428
- 01:23:04,397 --> 01:23:06,056
- That's like my favorite
- Marvel character ever,
- 1429
- 01:23:06,066 --> 01:23:07,651
- but you should never
- meet your heroes...
- 1430
- 01:23:07,734 --> 01:23:10,445
- because, honestly,
- he's a bit of a dick!
- 1431
- 01:23:10,612 --> 01:23:12,989
- And like a lot of dicks,
- he's as hard as a rock...
- 1432
- 01:23:13,073 --> 01:23:14,616
- and causes nothing
- but problems!
- 1433
- 01:23:14,699 --> 01:23:16,034
- Hi, Wade!
- Hi, Yukio!
- 1434
- 01:23:16,117 --> 01:23:17,118
- Please don't.
- 1435
- 01:23:17,202 --> 01:23:18,485
- You guys make
- a super cute couple.
- 1436
- 01:23:18,495 --> 01:23:20,747
- Yeah. Where was I?
- Oh, yeah!
- 1437
- 01:23:20,997 --> 01:23:22,791
- Colossus!
- Look, I don't deserve
- 1438
- 01:23:22,874 --> 01:23:24,959
- your friendship or your help.
- 1439
- 01:23:25,085 --> 01:23:26,795
- But this kid does.
- 1440
- 01:23:26,878 --> 01:23:29,589
- And I'm not gonna bail on him
- like everyone else.
- 1441
- 01:23:31,466 --> 01:23:33,426
- Oh, come on!
- 1442
- 01:23:37,639 --> 01:23:40,392
- Any chance Pigeon Wings
- is available?
- 1443
- 01:23:40,767 --> 01:23:43,061
- That's just fine!
- That's fine!
- 1444
- 01:23:43,228 --> 01:23:44,646
- No! You know what?
- 1445
- 01:23:44,729 --> 01:23:47,440
- Doing the right thing
- is sometimes messy...
- 1446
- 01:23:47,649 --> 01:23:50,610
- and fucked up, and not
- particularly convenient!
- 1447
- 01:23:51,027 --> 01:23:54,239
- So stay here
- in Chateau de Virgin...
- 1448
- 01:23:54,322 --> 01:23:56,449
- while we go get our fuck on!
- 1449
- 01:23:59,494 --> 01:24:01,079
- You're doing great.
- 1450
- 01:24:06,459 --> 01:24:07,978
- So you wear
- that helmet because
- 1451
- 01:24:08,002 --> 01:24:09,629
- your brother
- tries to read your mind?
- 1452
- 01:24:09,796 --> 01:24:12,924
- Yeah, but he's in
- a wheelchair, so even-steven.
- 1453
- 01:24:13,091 --> 01:24:15,427
- Someone's coming.
- It's Russell, sir.
- 1454
- 01:24:15,510 --> 01:24:16,970
- He's not alone.
- 1455
- 01:24:17,595 --> 01:24:19,305
- Secure the children.
- 1456
- 01:24:23,852 --> 01:24:26,146
- What do you say
- we go fuck some shit up?
- 1457
- 01:24:26,688 --> 01:24:30,525
- "Let's fuck some shit up"
- is my legal middle name.
- 1458
- 01:24:33,862 --> 01:24:36,322
- Watch my back.
- I've got the old man.
- 1459
- 01:24:36,531 --> 01:24:38,825
- Amen, brother.
- 1460
- 01:24:44,622 --> 01:24:46,207
- Time to make the chimichangas.
- 1461
- 01:24:46,291 --> 01:24:47,876
- 30 seconds.
- 1462
- 01:24:48,501 --> 01:24:50,628
- I finally know
- why I'm here.
- 1463
- 01:24:51,045 --> 01:24:52,881
- I was raised
- in this place.
- 1464
- 01:24:53,047 --> 01:24:55,300
- Well, not raised.
- I was tortured.
- 1465
- 01:24:55,383 --> 01:24:58,094
- Wow! It's your cosmic reason
- for being here.
- 1466
- 01:24:58,303 --> 01:24:59,637
- - Shall we?
- - This is gonna be fun.
- 1467
- 01:24:59,721 --> 01:25:00,722
- Yeah!
- 1468
- 01:25:00,805 --> 01:25:02,307
- Hey! Been meaning
- to ask you...
- 1469
- 01:25:02,390 --> 01:25:05,393
- what's with the creepy,
- dirty hobo bear?
- 1470
- 01:25:06,102 --> 01:25:09,439
- It's not dirt. It's the blood
- of my dead daughter.
- 1471
- 01:25:11,775 --> 01:25:13,526
- I have
- a gluten sensitivity.
- 1472
- 01:25:13,693 --> 01:25:15,195
- So one glass of wine,
- I just...
- 1473
- 01:25:16,571 --> 01:25:17,572
- Yeah.
- 1474
- 01:25:21,242 --> 01:25:22,442
- Wish we could
- head back in time,
- 1475
- 01:25:22,452 --> 01:25:24,078
- and I could take
- all that back.
- 1476
- 01:25:24,287 --> 01:25:25,580
- We should just cue
- the music.
- 1477
- 01:25:50,897 --> 01:25:53,525
- Welcome home, Russell.
- We missed you.
- 1478
- 01:25:54,734 --> 01:25:55,735
- Russell!
- 1479
- 01:25:55,819 --> 01:25:58,154
- You don't need to do this!
- Let's talk!
- 1480
- 01:25:59,280 --> 01:26:00,800
- Why are you dressed
- like the Unabomber?
- 1481
- 01:26:04,911 --> 01:26:05,912
- That's why!
- 1482
- 01:26:05,995 --> 01:26:07,195
- Told you this little fucker's
- too far gone.
- 1483
- 01:26:07,205 --> 01:26:09,249
- Zip it, Thanos!
- We have a deal and you fuck...
- 1484
- 01:26:09,332 --> 01:26:11,376
- Hey!
- 1485
- 01:26:11,876 --> 01:26:15,004
- I'm gonna shove that
- cab driver right up your ass.
- 1486
- 01:26:16,130 --> 01:26:18,216
- My body and my hands
- are so soft.
- 1487
- 01:26:18,299 --> 01:26:19,499
- You should probably
- head back to the car.
- 1488
- 01:26:19,509 --> 01:26:21,177
- I think I'll head
- back to the car.
- 1489
- 01:26:22,512 --> 01:26:25,181
- It works best
- when you pull the trigger.
- 1490
- 01:26:28,101 --> 01:26:29,352
- That gun is amazing!
- 1491
- 01:26:30,728 --> 01:26:31,938
- Say it!
- 1492
- 01:26:34,107 --> 01:26:37,026
- You are an abomination!
- 1493
- 01:26:44,450 --> 01:26:47,620
- Now, I'm gonna shove
- the red guy up the old guy.
- 1494
- 01:26:47,745 --> 01:26:50,206
- I believe him!
- Every man for themselves!
- 1495
- 01:26:54,544 --> 01:26:55,628
- Gotcha!
- 1496
- 01:26:56,421 --> 01:26:57,589
- Beat it, midget!
- 1497
- 01:27:00,592 --> 01:27:03,303
- Hey, big guy,
- the sun's getting real low!
- 1498
- 01:27:03,720 --> 01:27:04,804
- Oh, shit fuck!
- 1499
- 01:27:18,693 --> 01:27:20,278
- Come here, beautiful.
- 1500
- 01:27:22,405 --> 01:27:23,489
- Say it!
- 1501
- 01:27:38,004 --> 01:27:40,214
- (IN YOUR EYES PLAYING)
- 1502
- 01:28:22,924 --> 01:28:23,925
- You came for me.
- 1503
- 01:28:24,258 --> 01:28:25,677
- I'm not giving up on you,
- 1504
- 01:28:25,760 --> 01:28:27,762
- and you are not
- giving up on that boy.
- 1505
- 01:28:27,845 --> 01:28:29,681
- Who says that rules
- aren't meant to be broken?
- 1506
- 01:28:29,889 --> 01:28:32,266
- It's time to fight dirty.
- 1507
- 01:28:32,350 --> 01:28:33,685
- Time to sweep the leg, Johnny.
- 1508
- 01:28:33,768 --> 01:28:36,354
- Hey! Pick on someone
- your own size!
- 1509
- 01:28:36,688 --> 01:28:38,731
- That's such
- a you thing to say!
- 1510
- 01:28:38,815 --> 01:28:40,400
- Go get him, tiger!
- 1511
- 01:28:40,650 --> 01:28:42,610
- Big CGI fight coming up!
- 1512
- 01:29:05,717 --> 01:29:06,801
- He's doing great.
- 1513
- 01:29:06,884 --> 01:29:08,261
- Say it!
- 1514
- 01:29:12,515 --> 01:29:13,933
- - Russell.
- - Bingo!
- 1515
- 01:29:25,945 --> 01:29:27,905
- That's right!
- I'm fighting dirty!
- 1516
- 01:29:29,073 --> 01:29:30,073
- Oh, great!
- 1517
- 01:29:30,158 --> 01:29:31,232
- There they are.
- Those freaks!
- 1518
- 01:29:31,242 --> 01:29:33,402
- A bunch of armed
- pedophiles in nursing shoes.
- 1519
- 01:29:33,536 --> 01:29:34,996
- Can I have
- one of those guns?
- 1520
- 01:29:35,663 --> 01:29:37,331
- - No.
- - That's fine.
- 1521
- 01:29:37,498 --> 01:29:39,333
- Get off this property,
- mutant scum!
- 1522
- 01:29:39,417 --> 01:29:40,577
- I'm just gonna
- use this brick.
- 1523
- 01:29:41,210 --> 01:29:42,211
- Maximum effort.
- 1524
- 01:29:48,342 --> 01:29:50,094
- Who says you can't
- go home again?
- 1525
- 01:29:58,811 --> 01:30:00,730
- Oh!
- 1526
- 01:30:07,236 --> 01:30:08,237
- Yeah!
- 1527
- 01:30:10,448 --> 01:30:11,783
- Say it.
- 1528
- 01:30:12,158 --> 01:30:15,203
- Say what you said
- every time you tortured me!
- 1529
- 01:30:15,745 --> 01:30:16,746
- Say it!
- 1530
- 01:30:16,829 --> 01:30:19,749
- Blessed are the wicked
- who are healed by my hand!
- 1531
- 01:30:21,042 --> 01:30:22,627
- Blessed are the wicked...
- 1532
- 01:30:23,169 --> 01:30:24,378
- who are healed...
- 1533
- 01:30:24,879 --> 01:30:26,380
- by my hand.
- 1534
- 01:30:44,482 --> 01:30:46,192
- You commie motherfucker!
- 1535
- 01:31:13,177 --> 01:31:14,937
- Oh, my God.
- Did you feel that, too?
- 1536
- 01:31:15,763 --> 01:31:17,974
- Only best buddies
- execute pedophiles together.
- 1537
- 01:31:21,018 --> 01:31:23,354
- You got 30 seconds,
- you jabbering butt plug!
- 1538
- 01:31:23,437 --> 01:31:24,564
- Now we're getting it.
- 1539
- 01:31:29,277 --> 01:31:31,529
- I need a bus
- to get you all out of here.
- 1540
- 01:31:36,868 --> 01:31:37,910
- Orphans.
- 1541
- 01:31:39,078 --> 01:31:40,288
- Oh, geez.
- 1542
- 01:31:41,706 --> 01:31:44,292
- It's time to burn
- for what you've done!
- 1543
- 01:31:44,375 --> 01:31:46,878
- A child should not be burdened
- with such power!
- 1544
- 01:31:55,678 --> 01:31:56,762
- Russell! Wait!
- 1545
- 01:32:02,852 --> 01:32:04,020
- Oh!
- 1546
- 01:32:11,360 --> 01:32:13,321
- Wait! He hasn't killed
- anyone yet!
- 1547
- 01:32:13,487 --> 01:32:15,521
- What more do you need to see?
- Don't you fucking dare!
- 1548
- 01:32:15,531 --> 01:32:16,616
- He's just a kid!
- 1549
- 01:32:16,782 --> 01:32:18,659
- Tick, tock. Meter's running!
- 1550
- 01:32:31,339 --> 01:32:34,383
- I'm gonna melt you down
- and make a cock ring.
- 1551
- 01:32:54,779 --> 01:32:57,329
- - I told you! Leave me alone!
- - Come on!
- 1552
- 01:32:57,406 --> 01:32:58,407
- Listen to me!
- 1553
- 01:33:22,056 --> 01:33:23,891
- That's how we do it
- 1554
- 01:33:23,975 --> 01:33:25,434
- in Mother Russia.
- 1555
- 01:33:27,645 --> 01:33:30,189
- They say millennials are
- the hardest to reach.
- 1556
- 01:33:31,565 --> 01:33:34,777
- Oh, no.
- You're doing amazing.
- 1557
- 01:33:36,070 --> 01:33:38,572
- Damn, it feels good
- to be a gangsta!
- 1558
- 01:33:38,990 --> 01:33:40,700
- Go home, Wade!
- 1559
- 01:33:40,950 --> 01:33:42,785
- You're ruining everything!
- 1560
- 01:33:48,040 --> 01:33:49,375
- I'm getting good
- at this shit.
- 1561
- 01:33:49,500 --> 01:33:50,543
- Go, go, go!
- 1562
- 01:33:54,046 --> 01:33:55,840
- He dies tonight, Wade.
- 1563
- 01:33:56,048 --> 01:33:57,550
- You can't stop me!
- 1564
- 01:33:58,634 --> 01:34:00,314
- He even runs
- like a fucking pervert.
- 1565
- 01:34:00,553 --> 01:34:03,306
- Like an online predator
- who lost his laptop.
- 1566
- 01:34:04,724 --> 01:34:06,124
- There's one bullet left
- in that gun.
- 1567
- 01:34:06,267 --> 01:34:08,147
- Wait, wait, wait!
- Please, just give me a second!
- 1568
- 01:34:08,311 --> 01:34:09,645
- I got this.
- 1569
- 01:34:09,812 --> 01:34:11,912
- - Russell!
- - Stay back! Go home, Wade!
- 1570
- 01:34:12,106 --> 01:34:14,150
- Let's talk. It doesn't
- have to go this way!
- 1571
- 01:34:14,734 --> 01:34:16,027
- That piece of shit...
- 1572
- 01:34:16,527 --> 01:34:18,167
- he deserves to die
- for what he did to you.
- 1573
- 01:34:18,279 --> 01:34:21,657
- He hurt you badly.
- Makes you wanna hurt others.
- 1574
- 01:34:22,533 --> 01:34:24,201
- But if you kill him,
- he wins.
- 1575
- 01:34:24,285 --> 01:34:27,788
- You become everything
- he says you are, but worse.
- 1576
- 01:34:28,289 --> 01:34:29,749
- You're just a kid.
- 1577
- 01:34:30,333 --> 01:34:31,959
- You don't wanna hurt anyone.
- 1578
- 01:34:32,126 --> 01:34:33,252
- How do you know
- what I want?
- 1579
- 01:34:33,419 --> 01:34:34,962
- Because I've been inside you.
- 1580
- 01:34:35,671 --> 01:34:36,964
- That came out wrong.
- 1581
- 01:34:37,631 --> 01:34:39,216
- I've been inside your shoes.
- 1582
- 01:34:39,383 --> 01:34:41,135
- Which is also off-putting.
- 1583
- 01:34:41,302 --> 01:34:42,636
- It's not a great analogy.
- 1584
- 01:34:42,803 --> 01:34:44,221
- The point is...
- 1585
- 01:34:44,680 --> 01:34:46,265
- there are people...
- 1586
- 01:34:46,432 --> 01:34:49,310
- There are people
- in this fucking world...
- 1587
- 01:34:49,518 --> 01:34:52,104
- besides him,
- who will treat you right.
- 1588
- 01:34:52,271 --> 01:34:54,899
- It isn't too late.
- Don't do it.
- 1589
- 01:35:00,404 --> 01:35:02,782
- I never should've left
- you there.
- 1590
- 01:35:04,533 --> 01:35:06,410
- I never should've left you
- in that prison.
- 1591
- 01:35:13,501 --> 01:35:14,794
- I can't trust you.
- 1592
- 01:35:16,504 --> 01:35:18,881
- I can't trust anybody!
- 1593
- 01:35:28,057 --> 01:35:29,100
- Wonderful kid.
- 1594
- 01:35:29,475 --> 01:35:31,143
- You can't stop me, Wade!
- 1595
- 01:35:33,396 --> 01:35:35,523
- I got one more idea.
- 1596
- 01:35:35,689 --> 01:35:38,484
- It's just a really bad one,
- even for me.
- 1597
- 01:35:38,651 --> 01:35:39,735
- Wade, what are you doing?
- 1598
- 01:35:39,902 --> 01:35:41,622
- All right. This is for
- all the marbles, kid!
- 1599
- 01:35:42,279 --> 01:35:43,989
- You're gonna kill
- someone today...
- 1600
- 01:35:44,407 --> 01:35:45,699
- Blessed are the wicked...
- 1601
- 01:35:45,866 --> 01:35:47,785
- ...then it's gotta be me.
- 1602
- 01:35:48,869 --> 01:35:50,788
- ...who are healed by my hand!
- 1603
- 01:35:53,958 --> 01:35:56,335
- Fuck this!
- 1604
- 01:35:57,711 --> 01:35:59,713
- (TOMORROW PLAYING)
- 1605
- 01:36:00,631 --> 01:36:03,551
- ♪ The sun will come out tomorrow ♪
- 1606
- 01:36:04,218 --> 01:36:08,347
- ♪ Bet your bottom dollar ♪
- ♪ that tomorrow ♪
- 1607
- 01:36:08,722 --> 01:36:11,183
- ♪ There'll be sun ♪
- 1608
- 01:36:11,976 --> 01:36:17,773
- ♪ When I'm stuck with a day ♪
- ♪ that's gray and lonely ♪
- 1609
- 01:36:18,190 --> 01:36:24,989
- ♪ I just stick out my chin ♪
- ♪ and grin and say ♪
- 1610
- 01:36:31,495 --> 01:36:34,665
- ♪ The sun will come out tomorrow ♪
- 1611
- 01:36:34,999 --> 01:36:39,044
- ♪ So you gotta hang on ♪
- ♪ till tomorrow ♪
- 1612
- 01:36:39,712 --> 01:36:42,715
- ♪ Come what may ♪
- 1613
- 01:36:43,048 --> 01:36:48,053
- ♪ Tomorrow, tomorrow ♪
- ♪ I love ya, tomorrow ♪
- 1614
- 01:36:48,429 --> 01:36:53,434
- ♪ You're always a day away ♪
- 1615
- 01:36:57,021 --> 01:36:59,982
- Tell me they got that
- in slow motion.
- 1616
- 01:37:05,070 --> 01:37:06,447
- Oh, that's not good.
- 1617
- 01:37:08,032 --> 01:37:09,700
- No, sir.
- 1618
- 01:37:17,082 --> 01:37:20,002
- You sacrificed yourself
- for me.
- 1619
- 01:37:20,419 --> 01:37:21,462
- Yeah.
- 1620
- 01:37:21,629 --> 01:37:23,839
- And it was the best thing
- I ever did.
- 1621
- 01:37:25,925 --> 01:37:27,885
- I told you
- I care about you.
- 1622
- 01:37:27,968 --> 01:37:29,720
- You're a good kid, Russell.
- 1623
- 01:37:31,597 --> 01:37:32,681
- Hey.
- 1624
- 01:37:34,016 --> 01:37:35,142
- The bear.
- 1625
- 01:37:35,226 --> 01:37:36,519
- It worked.
- 1626
- 01:37:43,651 --> 01:37:45,069
- Because of you.
- 1627
- 01:37:45,236 --> 01:37:47,488
- No, Wade, because of you.
- 1628
- 01:37:48,447 --> 01:37:50,407
- Stop, stop, stop!
- 1629
- 01:37:50,491 --> 01:37:51,659
- Stop!
- 1630
- 01:37:52,910 --> 01:37:55,371
- Just let it happen, okay?
- 1631
- 01:37:55,913 --> 01:37:58,832
- I guess my heart was finally
- in the right place.
- 1632
- 01:37:59,124 --> 01:38:01,544
- That riddle
- is so fucked up.
- 1633
- 01:38:06,715 --> 01:38:09,218
- I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
- 1634
- 01:38:09,301 --> 01:38:10,594
- Don't be. Don't be.
- 1635
- 01:38:10,678 --> 01:38:12,598
- I've been trying to make
- this happen for a while.
- 1636
- 01:38:13,013 --> 01:38:14,557
- Please, just don't leave me.
- 1637
- 01:38:14,640 --> 01:38:16,141
- I don't wanna die
- without an audience.
- 1638
- 01:38:16,308 --> 01:38:17,893
- We are not going anywhere.
- 1639
- 01:38:18,060 --> 01:38:20,145
- Oh, God, I hope
- the Academy is watching.
- 1640
- 01:38:20,229 --> 01:38:21,272
- Just rest, okay?
- 1641
- 01:38:23,190 --> 01:38:24,275
- Papa.
- 1642
- 01:38:26,485 --> 01:38:28,362
- ♪ Papa, can you hear me? ♪
- 1643
- 01:38:30,656 --> 01:38:36,662
- ♪ Papa, can you find me ♪
- ♪ in the night? ♪
- 1644
- 01:38:57,933 --> 01:38:59,184
- Before I go...
- 1645
- 01:38:59,727 --> 01:39:01,437
- Sorry, I got a bit more in me.
- 1646
- 01:39:02,021 --> 01:39:03,147
- Domino.
- 1647
- 01:39:03,314 --> 01:39:07,818
- I want you to have
- my Adventure Time watch.
- 1648
- 01:39:10,362 --> 01:39:13,240
- Turns out
- that I'm the lucky one.
- 1649
- 01:39:13,991 --> 01:39:15,117
- Thank you.
- 1650
- 01:39:16,452 --> 01:39:19,371
- Hey, Sabrina,
- the Teenage Witch.
- 1651
- 01:39:19,997 --> 01:39:22,082
- It has been a pleasure.
- 1652
- 01:39:23,709 --> 01:39:26,409
- - Hi, Yukio.
- - Hi, Wade!
- 1653
- 01:39:28,339 --> 01:39:29,548
- And you...
- 1654
- 01:39:30,090 --> 01:39:31,216
- Chrome Bone.
- 1655
- 01:39:32,134 --> 01:39:34,511
- I haven't always been
- the best friend to you.
- 1656
- 01:39:35,095 --> 01:39:37,348
- But you've always been
- that to me.
- 1657
- 01:39:37,514 --> 01:39:38,807
- So thank you.
- 1658
- 01:39:40,976 --> 01:39:42,561
- Say "fuck" for me.
- 1659
- 01:39:43,395 --> 01:39:44,647
- Just once. Come on,
- 1660
- 01:39:44,730 --> 01:39:46,250
- we'll do it together.
- It's no big deal.
- 1661
- 01:39:46,398 --> 01:39:49,401
- Here we go. One, two, three.
- F... F... F...
- 1662
- 01:39:49,485 --> 01:39:50,486
- Fuck.
- 1663
- 01:39:50,653 --> 01:39:53,947
- Wow! Enjoy hell, swamp mouth.
- 1664
- 01:39:55,407 --> 01:39:57,618
- And you, Cable.
- 1665
- 01:39:58,535 --> 01:40:02,206
- You get back to your family.
- You tell 'em Wade says hi.
- 1666
- 01:40:03,082 --> 01:40:06,210
- And promise me.
- Promise me one thing.
- 1667
- 01:40:06,752 --> 01:40:08,128
- That you'll start
- judging people...
- 1668
- 01:40:08,212 --> 01:40:09,546
- not by the color
- of their skin,
- 1669
- 01:40:09,630 --> 01:40:11,423
- but by the content
- of their character.
- 1670
- 01:40:12,257 --> 01:40:13,759
- - Jesus.
- - R-Dog?
- 1671
- 01:40:15,052 --> 01:40:16,929
- There you are. Hey!
- 1672
- 01:40:17,554 --> 01:40:19,223
- You're a superhero now, bubba.
- 1673
- 01:40:20,724 --> 01:40:21,809
- Look.
- 1674
- 01:40:22,101 --> 01:40:24,728
- Family is not an F-word.
- 1675
- 01:40:25,521 --> 01:40:26,730
- All right?
- 1676
- 01:40:26,855 --> 01:40:28,732
- There's one out there for you.
- 1677
- 01:40:29,316 --> 01:40:31,026
- Just keep looking, okay?
- 1678
- 01:40:34,488 --> 01:40:37,241
- Guys, for a second there...
- 1679
- 01:40:38,075 --> 01:40:40,744
- we made a pretty good team.
- 1680
- 01:40:55,259 --> 01:40:57,261
- Oh, it's so hard to go.
- 1681
- 01:40:58,762 --> 01:41:01,140
- I just love being around
- you guys so much.
- 1682
- 01:41:02,224 --> 01:41:03,475
- So, so much.
- 1683
- 01:41:04,184 --> 01:41:05,269
- Mmm.
- 1684
- 01:41:05,602 --> 01:41:07,771
- No, I can feel it now.
- Here it comes, yeah.
- 1685
- 01:41:08,480 --> 01:41:12,234
- I feel the soul
- exiting the husk.
- 1686
- 01:41:12,401 --> 01:41:13,402
- Yeah.
- 1687
- 01:41:15,070 --> 01:41:16,905
- Can you see it?
- 1688
- 01:41:17,698 --> 01:41:19,867
- Do you see
- that beautiful bright light?
- 1689
- 01:41:21,326 --> 01:41:22,494
- There it is.
- 1690
- 01:41:28,751 --> 01:41:29,960
- Oh, that's the sun.
- 1691
- 01:41:30,043 --> 01:41:31,879
- Don't stare
- directly into that.
- 1692
- 01:41:32,129 --> 01:41:33,464
- I just have
- a few final words.
- 1693
- 01:41:35,716 --> 01:41:37,092
- Woodpecker.
- 1694
- 01:41:37,885 --> 01:41:39,219
- Gingivitis.
- 1695
- 01:41:41,263 --> 01:41:42,639
- Codswallop.
- 1696
- 01:41:46,977 --> 01:41:49,229
- Do You Want to
- Build a Snowman?
- 1697
- 01:42:16,590 --> 01:42:18,801
- (TAKE ON ME
- PLAYING)
- 1698
- 01:42:28,018 --> 01:42:30,521
- ♪ We're talking away ♪
- 1699
- 01:42:31,897 --> 01:42:34,566
- ♪ I don't know ♪
- ♪ what I'm to say ♪
- 1700
- 01:42:34,733 --> 01:42:37,653
- ♪ I'll say it anyway ♪
- 1701
- 01:42:38,529 --> 01:42:42,491
- ♪ Today's another day ♪
- ♪ to find you ♪
- 1702
- 01:42:43,116 --> 01:42:44,910
- ♪ Shying away ♪
- 1703
- 01:42:46,328 --> 01:42:49,414
- ♪ I'll be coming ♪
- ♪ for your love, okay? ♪
- 1704
- 01:42:49,790 --> 01:42:54,336
- ♪ Take on me ♪
- 1705
- 01:42:57,339 --> 01:43:02,344
- ♪ Take me on ♪
- 1706
- 01:43:03,804 --> 01:43:04,972
- Sorry I'm late.
- 1707
- 01:43:05,222 --> 01:43:06,723
- There was a bunch
- 1708
- 01:43:06,807 --> 01:43:08,298
- of handicapable children
- who were stuck in a tree.
- 1709
- 01:43:08,308 --> 01:43:09,518
- - No.
- - No.
- 1710
- 01:43:10,602 --> 01:43:13,272
- - But I did have to help a kid.
- - Yeah.
- 1711
- 01:43:13,730 --> 01:43:15,607
- - He's got a terrible name.
- - It's just awful.
- 1712
- 01:43:15,691 --> 01:43:17,091
- - Ugh.
- - I tried to tell him.
- 1713
- 01:43:19,027 --> 01:43:20,404
- Is this heaven?
- 1714
- 01:43:21,280 --> 01:43:22,489
- It is now.
- 1715
- 01:43:25,993 --> 01:43:27,870
- I am so sorry.
- 1716
- 01:43:28,662 --> 01:43:29,997
- It's okay.
- 1717
- 01:43:30,706 --> 01:43:33,959
- ♪ Slowly learning ♪
- ♪ that life is okay ♪
- 1718
- 01:43:34,793 --> 01:43:36,920
- ♪ Say after me ♪
- 1719
- 01:43:38,130 --> 01:43:41,633
- ♪ It's no better to be safe ♪
- ♪ than sorry ♪
- 1720
- 01:43:42,259 --> 01:43:46,722
- ♪ Take on me ♪
- 1721
- 01:43:49,850 --> 01:43:51,727
- I missed you so much.
- 1722
- 01:43:57,316 --> 01:43:58,984
- What is it? What's wrong?
- 1723
- 01:44:00,903 --> 01:44:02,362
- It's not time.
- 1724
- 01:44:02,988 --> 01:44:04,865
- What do you mean
- it's not time?
- 1725
- 01:44:05,032 --> 01:44:06,532
- I'm here, I made it.
- 1726
- 01:44:06,783 --> 01:44:08,383
- - You can't stay.
- - No, no, no.
- 1727
- 01:44:08,535 --> 01:44:11,079
- I'm staying. I'm not going
- anywhere without you.
- 1728
- 01:44:11,163 --> 01:44:12,164
- It's okay.
- 1729
- 01:44:12,664 --> 01:44:15,500
- There's a time for us.
- It's just not now.
- 1730
- 01:44:16,501 --> 01:44:18,901
- - They need you.
- - Who?
- 1731
- 01:44:21,089 --> 01:44:22,382
- Your F-word.
- 1732
- 01:44:23,592 --> 01:44:24,593
- Why?
- 1733
- 01:44:24,927 --> 01:44:26,720
- You'll find out.
- 1734
- 01:44:27,679 --> 01:44:29,598
- It's all right. I'll be here.
- 1735
- 01:44:30,974 --> 01:44:32,225
- I love you.
- 1736
- 01:44:34,645 --> 01:44:37,064
- I know. I love you, too.
- 1737
- 01:44:37,898 --> 01:44:38,899
- Now, go.
- 1738
- 01:44:40,108 --> 01:44:42,110
- Go on. Go, get out of here.
- 1739
- 01:44:43,153 --> 01:44:44,154
- Go.
- 1740
- 01:44:47,032 --> 01:44:48,033
- Hey!
- 1741
- 01:44:51,036 --> 01:44:53,205
- Kiss me
- like you miss me, Red.
- 1742
- 01:44:53,830 --> 01:44:54,957
- Well, come here.
- 1743
- 01:44:57,292 --> 01:45:02,464
- ♪ Take me on ♪
- 1744
- 01:45:04,675 --> 01:45:09,513
- ♪ I'll be gone ♪
- 1745
- 01:45:10,847 --> 01:45:14,226
- ♪ In a day or two ♪
- 1746
- 01:45:14,351 --> 01:45:15,769
- Don't fuck Elvis.
- 1747
- 01:45:15,978 --> 01:45:17,828
- - Don't fuck Colossus.
- - What?
- 1748
- 01:45:27,698 --> 01:45:28,898
- Time to make the chimichangas.
- 1749
- 01:45:28,991 --> 01:45:29,992
- 30 seconds.
- 1750
- 01:45:30,158 --> 01:45:31,368
- Hey. Been meaning
- to ask you...
- 1751
- 01:45:31,451 --> 01:45:33,829
- what's with the creepy,
- dirty hobo bear?
- 1752
- 01:45:33,912 --> 01:45:35,664
- It's my daughter's
- teddy bear.
- 1753
- 01:45:35,747 --> 01:45:36,957
- Her name's Hope.
- 1754
- 01:45:37,040 --> 01:45:38,166
- Well...
- 1755
- 01:45:39,209 --> 01:45:41,003
- What are you doing?
- 1756
- 01:45:41,128 --> 01:45:42,713
- Somebody swiped right.
- 1757
- 01:45:55,350 --> 01:45:57,686
- Tell me they got that
- in slow motion.
- 1758
- 01:46:01,273 --> 01:46:02,858
- You sacrificed
- yourself for me.
- 1759
- 01:46:02,941 --> 01:46:04,443
- It would seem I...
- 1760
- 01:46:06,945 --> 01:46:08,071
- Huh?
- 1761
- 01:46:08,905 --> 01:46:11,241
- Genuine, high-grade lead.
- 1762
- 01:46:13,452 --> 01:46:16,371
- You time-sliding
- son of a bitch!
- 1763
- 01:46:16,538 --> 01:46:18,123
- You did this for me?
- 1764
- 01:46:20,000 --> 01:46:22,502
- Wait. You can't go back.
- 1765
- 01:46:23,128 --> 01:46:24,379
- You used
- the last of your fuel.
- 1766
- 01:46:24,463 --> 01:46:26,089
- What about your girl,
- your wife?
- 1767
- 01:46:26,256 --> 01:46:29,509
- Now, my family's safe.
- And I didn't do it for you.
- 1768
- 01:46:30,969 --> 01:46:33,305
- No, I'm gonna stick around
- for a while...
- 1769
- 01:46:33,388 --> 01:46:34,598
- and make sure the world
- 1770
- 01:46:34,681 --> 01:46:36,391
- doesn't shit itself
- into oblivion.
- 1771
- 01:46:37,184 --> 01:46:40,062
- No. You did it for me.
- 1772
- 01:46:40,812 --> 01:46:42,147
- No, I didn't.
- 1773
- 01:46:42,314 --> 01:46:43,614
- - You did.
- - I really didn't.
- 1774
- 01:46:43,774 --> 01:46:45,614
- - Pretty sure you did.
- - No, I'm positive I didn't.
- 1775
- 01:46:45,650 --> 01:46:47,319
- Fine. All right,
- let's flip a coin. Okay?
- 1776
- 01:46:47,486 --> 01:46:50,030
- Heads, you did it for me.
- Tails, you did it for me.
- 1777
- 01:46:50,197 --> 01:46:52,657
- I'm not even gonna look,
- because you did it for me.
- 1778
- 01:46:53,158 --> 01:46:54,158
- Say it again.
- 1779
- 01:46:54,242 --> 01:46:55,692
- - He did it for me.
- - Jesus.
- 1780
- 01:46:55,700 --> 01:46:57,800
- - We must get the collar off.
- - Forget it. It's no use.
- 1781
- 01:46:57,829 --> 01:46:59,581
- These collars
- don't just come off.
- 1782
- 01:46:59,706 --> 01:47:00,707
- Wade.
- 1783
- 01:47:01,291 --> 01:47:02,918
- I have an idea.
- 1784
- 01:47:03,251 --> 01:47:05,253
- No, no, no!
- Let's not do that. Please!
- 1785
- 01:47:05,420 --> 01:47:07,714
- I'd rather die of cancer.
- Let's just...
- 1786
- 01:47:07,881 --> 01:47:10,926
- Oh, God! They do say the pen
- is grosser than the sword.
- 1787
- 01:47:11,009 --> 01:47:13,261
- We need the code.
- 1788
- 01:47:13,428 --> 01:47:15,222
- Try, uh, seven?
- 1789
- 01:47:15,388 --> 01:47:16,848
- Settle down,
- Captain Lucky.
- 1790
- 01:47:17,015 --> 01:47:18,350
- It's not gonna be one number.
- 1791
- 01:47:18,517 --> 01:47:19,637
- Oh, God,
- that's lazy writing.
- 1792
- 01:47:20,602 --> 01:47:21,937
- I still got it.
- 1793
- 01:47:24,940 --> 01:47:26,900
- Put that back
- in your prison wallet.
- 1794
- 01:47:28,652 --> 01:47:30,403
- I don't know
- how to thank you.
- 1795
- 01:47:30,570 --> 01:47:32,070
- But I do know
- how to hug you.
- 1796
- 01:47:32,531 --> 01:47:33,681
- - No.
- - Yes.
- 1797
- 01:47:33,865 --> 01:47:35,325
- Here we go. Bring it in.
- 1798
- 01:47:35,408 --> 01:47:36,409
- Come on.
- 1799
- 01:47:36,535 --> 01:47:37,828
- Pelvis to pelvis.
- 1800
- 01:47:37,994 --> 01:47:39,246
- Let's go tip to tip.
- 1801
- 01:47:39,412 --> 01:47:41,915
- There we go.
- The kids call this docking.
- 1802
- 01:47:43,667 --> 01:47:44,747
- Is there a knife
- in my dick?
- 1803
- 01:47:44,850 --> 01:47:47,200
- - There's a knife in your dick.
- - I'm just gonna back up now.
- 1804
- 01:47:47,212 --> 01:47:48,912
- - Yeah, yeah.
- - No need to go full Yentl.
- 1805
- 01:47:49,047 --> 01:47:51,716
- Gonna pretend
- like that never happened.
- 1806
- 01:47:51,883 --> 01:47:53,802
- Let's go home, Russell.
- 1807
- 01:47:57,472 --> 01:47:59,683
- All you dirty mutants
- 1808
- 01:47:59,766 --> 01:48:01,726
- are gonna rot in hell
- with the boy!
- 1809
- 01:48:01,893 --> 01:48:04,855
- Your souls
- are beyond redemption!
- 1810
- 01:48:05,021 --> 01:48:06,189
- Let's see your soul, perv!
- 1811
- 01:48:06,356 --> 01:48:09,067
- No, no! No! No more!
- We're better than that!
- 1812
- 01:48:09,234 --> 01:48:10,318
- We're better than him!
- 1813
- 01:48:10,485 --> 01:48:13,029
- No more senseless violence!
- No more bloodshed!
- 1814
- 01:48:13,196 --> 01:48:14,656
- We'll let karma
- take care of him.
- 1815
- 01:48:14,865 --> 01:48:17,826
- The day of reckoning
- is here!
- 1816
- 01:48:27,169 --> 01:48:29,171
- I'm gonna miss him.
- He seemed great.
- 1817
- 01:48:29,296 --> 01:48:30,463
- Whoo!
- 1818
- 01:48:30,547 --> 01:48:32,048
- Courage, motherfuckers!
- 1819
- 01:48:32,257 --> 01:48:33,383
- And karma, motherfucker.
- 1820
- 01:48:33,592 --> 01:48:35,250
- I could hear you
- coming the last 30 seconds.
- 1821
- 01:48:35,260 --> 01:48:37,137
- I could barely keep
- a straight face.
- 1822
- 01:48:37,304 --> 01:48:39,014
- I want some more.
- 1823
- 01:48:39,222 --> 01:48:40,765
- I bet you do, Brown Panther.
- 1824
- 01:48:40,932 --> 01:48:43,935
- We should leave
- before Fuckernaut wakes up.
- 1825
- 01:48:44,519 --> 01:48:46,646
- Good call.
- You guys coming with us?
- 1826
- 01:48:46,855 --> 01:48:48,648
- No, we'll get the kids
- back to the mansion.
- 1827
- 01:48:48,815 --> 01:48:50,108
- Besides, we're X-Men.
- 1828
- 01:48:50,400 --> 01:48:52,944
- No, you're X-People.
- 1829
- 01:48:53,111 --> 01:48:54,279
- You're exhausting.
- 1830
- 01:48:54,571 --> 01:48:56,406
- I see what you did there.
- Puns.
- 1831
- 01:48:56,948 --> 01:48:59,148
- - Bye, Wade!
- - Bye, Yukio!
- 1832
- 01:49:01,703 --> 01:49:02,746
- What do you get
- 1833
- 01:49:02,829 --> 01:49:03,987
- when you take
- eight feet of chrome...
- 1834
- 01:49:03,997 --> 01:49:05,040
- one pinch of courage...
- 1835
- 01:49:05,207 --> 01:49:06,333
- a cup of good luck...
- 1836
- 01:49:06,499 --> 01:49:07,918
- a dab of racism...
- 1837
- 01:49:08,084 --> 01:49:09,169
- a splash of diabetes...
- 1838
- 01:49:09,336 --> 01:49:11,671
- and a wheelbarrow
- full of stage four cancer?
- 1839
- 01:49:12,088 --> 01:49:14,257
- Answer: a family.
- 1840
- 01:49:14,841 --> 01:49:17,844
- See? I didn't lie
- what kind of film this was.
- 1841
- 01:49:18,011 --> 01:49:19,377
- If there's anything
- you take away today...
- 1842
- 01:49:19,387 --> 01:49:22,432
- other than the need to Google,
- "What the fuck is dubstep?"...
- 1843
- 01:49:22,515 --> 01:49:25,310
- it's that we all need
- to belong to someone.
- 1844
- 01:51:22,510 --> 01:51:24,262
- How something
- so small generates
- 1845
- 01:51:24,346 --> 01:51:26,181
- enough energy
- to reverse time is...
- 1846
- 01:51:26,264 --> 01:51:28,224
- Oh, just fix it, Eleven,
- 1847
- 01:51:28,308 --> 01:51:30,352
- or I'll take it
- to the Genius Bar.
- 1848
- 01:51:30,602 --> 01:51:31,843
- Cable's gonna kill you
- when he finds out.
- 1849
- 01:51:31,853 --> 01:51:32,854
- Never heard of him.
- 1850
- 01:51:32,937 --> 01:51:34,397
- Why do you think
- I'm helping him?
- 1851
- 01:51:35,690 --> 01:51:37,901
- The Lord works
- in mysterious ways,
- 1852
- 01:51:37,984 --> 01:51:39,986
- don't I? A good day.
- 1853
- 01:51:40,945 --> 01:51:41,946
- Bye, Wade!
- 1854
- 01:51:42,447 --> 01:51:43,448
- Bye, Yukio!
- 1855
- 01:51:44,783 --> 01:51:46,993
- That was probably a bad idea.
- 1856
- 01:51:47,327 --> 01:51:48,453
- What have we done?
- 1857
- 01:51:49,245 --> 01:51:51,247
- (IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME
- PLAYING)
- 1858
- 01:52:06,846 --> 01:52:08,723
- I hope we sharpened
- the cream cheese spreader.
- 1859
- 01:52:19,067 --> 01:52:20,527
- I'll be right back!
- 1860
- 01:52:22,487 --> 01:52:25,031
- We're definitely naming
- our kid Cher!
- 1861
- 01:52:25,407 --> 01:52:26,408
- Whoo!
- 1862
- 01:52:28,243 --> 01:52:29,494
- Peter!
- 1863
- 01:52:29,661 --> 01:52:31,037
- Whoo! X-Force!
- 1864
- 01:52:31,246 --> 01:52:33,456
- Walk away! Just walk away!
- 1865
- 01:52:34,290 --> 01:52:35,500
- But we're X-Force!
- 1866
- 01:52:35,583 --> 01:52:37,043
- Nope! We're not,
- there's no X-Force!
- 1867
- 01:52:37,293 --> 01:52:40,130
- All right, well,
- this has been pretty scary!
- 1868
- 01:52:40,713 --> 01:52:42,966
- Go home, Sugarbear.
- Go home.
- 1869
- 01:52:43,591 --> 01:52:46,177
- Okay. Will you give
- Domino my email?
- 1870
- 01:52:55,395 --> 01:52:57,188
- Wade, is that you?
- 1871
- 01:52:59,524 --> 01:53:00,859
- I guess Stryker finally
- 1872
- 01:53:00,942 --> 01:53:02,235
- figured out
- how to shut you up.
- 1873
- 01:53:08,908 --> 01:53:11,995
- Hey! It's me!
- Don't scratch!
- 1874
- 01:53:12,162 --> 01:53:14,080
- Just cleaning up
- the timelines!
- 1875
- 01:53:19,002 --> 01:53:20,295
- Love you!
- 1876
- 01:53:22,755 --> 01:53:24,048
- Welcome to
- the big leagues, kid.
- 1877
- 01:53:31,556 --> 01:53:33,391
- You're welcome, Canada.
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