Taako Magic 2

Justin: Oh, okay! Alright, I’m gonna fire up a magic missile, then.

Clint: Ohohoho!

Justin: Give everybody a slice!

Griffin: Uh okay. Um, how are you distributing these missiles?

Justin: I’m gonna send all of them at the green one.

Griffin: At the green one.

Justin: Yeah.

Griffin: Okay.

Justin: Well, see, I mean, I don’t want to kill the red one, because then it’s just, like, me and green-o.

Griffin: Yep.

Justin: But I think I can, like, drop him down.

Griffin: Pretty good call, okay.

Justin: Thanks.

Griffin: Go ahead and roll damage. How did we decide how you do this? Are you rolling-- Do you roll one damage and it counts for all of them? Or--

Justin: Yes, that’s what we’ve been doing, just for, like--

Griffin: Yeah, okay, that’s fine.

Justin: --to expedite things. Jeez, I need more rolling room. Okay, that’s a four-- five.

Griffin: Five, so times--

Justin: Five damage per, so fifteen.

Griffin: So fifteen, times two is thirty.

Clint: Woah.

Justin: Right.

Griffin: You cast out magic missiles the size of goddamn torpedoes.  Y- you cast out these gigantic-- These bolts are bigger than you are. Uh, and they go barrelling out of--

Justin:
	Taako: Suck on these, dipshit!

Griffin: -- the edge of your wand, and, uh, blast the green one, who is now severely, severely bloodied.

Ep. 8, Moonlighting, 1:00:04