API tools faq
paste
notovny

Motherloving HERO OF TIME

notovny
Oct 10th, 2010
75
0
Never
Add comment
Not a member of Pastebin yet? Sign Up, it unlocks many cool features!
text 4.98 KB | None | 0 0
raw download clone embed print report
  1. C:\Users\notovny\AppData\Roaming\X-Chat 2\xchatlogs\AwesomeNet-#grah.log (22 hits)
  2. Line 1241255: Jan 08 20:25:20 <notovny> Dammit, the Hero of Time was almost killed by bees.
  3. Line 1241307: Jan 08 20:48:13 <notovny> I would like to be able to yell at people "Do you know who I am? I'm the GOD DAMN HERO of TIME! Or his Descendant! Or his Ancestor! Or someone who looks like him. Or Someone who wears his clothes. i don't know anymore...
  4. Line 1241316: Jan 08 20:54:08 <notovny> I should have named this character HERO OF TIME.
  5. Line 1241335: Jan 08 21:03:39 <notovny> "Yes, I killed the Deku tree. I don't know if you heard, but I am the HERO OF TIME."
  6. Line 1241339: Jan 08 21:04:33 <sooze> I can sell it on Ebay. I'm guessing the HERO OF TIME will not devalue quickly right?
  7. Line 1241340: Jan 08 21:04:54 <notovny> All I do is Awesome. Except for the first half of the game, where I was unknowingly working for the villain. But that is not my fault, for I am the HERO OF TIME. Or his ancestor, descendant, lookalike, etc, etc.
  8. Line 1241341: Jan 08 21:06:12 <sooze> You'd think there'd be some sort of Hero of Time swapmeet where they borrow useful items off each other.
  9. Line 1259708: Jan 22 22:33:41 <notovny> Stupid Bombs on tracks. Don't they know that I resemble the HERO OF TIME?
  10. Line 1268743: Jan 30 17:43:24 <notovny> I am the Hero of Time, and I wears Iron Boots!
  11. Line 1273060: Feb 07 21:27:55 <notovny> Goddamn Passenjerks. Complaining about obeying rail signs when I'm trying to shoot monsters and avoid bomb- and bullet-trains that will turn my train into a burning wreck. Don't they know that I bear a similarity to the HERO OF TIME?
  12. Line 1273794: Feb 08 20:57:43 <notovinousPrime> Hero of Time.
  13. Line 1281092: Mar 26 20:56:18 * notovny grumbles something about passengers and being someone who dresses like the hero of time.
  14. Line 1284134: Mar 29 19:39:04 * notovny mutters something about being somewhat reminiscent of the hero of time.
  15. Line 1287361: Apr 03 20:21:50 <notovny> I shall again be the Kid who Resembles the Hero of Time.
  16. Line 1288443: Apr 04 16:46:34 <notovny> Well, that's the first true dungeon completed in Legend of Zelda: the Wind Waker. I am A. Href, the kid who resembles an animated version of the HERO OF TIME!
  17. Line 1294939: Apr 10 15:33:15 <notovny> Frrpin Wizzrobes. Hate 'em so much. Luckily, they are no match for A. Href, the kid with the same fashion sense as the HERO of TIME!
  18. Line 1300659: Apr 16 20:56:33 * notovny kicks on his Gamecube, for more adventures of A. Href, the kid who looted the grave of the HERO OF TIME.
  19. Line 1300882: Apr 16 23:17:00 <notovny> It's almost like these shambling undead don't know that I have the same fashion sense as the HERO OF TIME!
  20. Line 1303734: Apr 18 10:10:47 <notovny> Ah, well. Time to resume the adventures of Hero.DLL, the kid who is more realistically rendered than the HERO of TIME!
  21. Line 1304315: Apr 18 14:11:37 <notovny> I am the Hero.DLL, the theiving wolf who is better-rendered than the Hero of Time.
  22. Line 1312166: Apr 24 08:43:43 * notovny mubles something about needing coffee like the HERO of TIME.
  23. Line 1317791: Apr 29 20:23:54 * notovny muttes something about the hero of time.
  24.  
  25. Line 2780: Apr 22 20:49:11 <notovny> I am the Hero.DLL, the boy who lets Ilia, the Barwoman, and the Zora Prince burn to death while I watch and lauch in a a manner that would not get me compared favorably to the HERO of TIME!
  26. Line 2786: Apr 22 20:54:33 <notovny> Now I'm supposed to follow some freaky ghost fish woman. I ain't got time for this, I am Hero.DLL, and I am a Refubished Replacement for the HERO of TIME! I needs bombs.
  27. Line 2822: Apr 22 21:56:51 <notovny> Watching people I'm supposed to save burn to death, trying to avoid the railroad plot, yammering on about how "I am (obscure pun on 'Link') and I constantly allude to how I am pretending to be the HERO of TIME!"
  28. Line 3913: Apr 25 12:34:00 <notovny> Hmm. I am mildly annoyed by Midna's "You don't want to transform here, do you? You could scare people!" assertions in Twilight Princess. Yes, I want to scare people. I'm running around with the bloody Master Sword, and am the Heir of the Hero of Time. I don't give a whit if random townspeople see me transform into a wolf.
  29. Line 4390: Apr 26 19:19:55 <notovny> -- Is wat I would say, if I were not, an Officer and a Gentleman, and the Spiritual Successor to the HERO of TIME, and completely, utterly mute.
  30. Line 5665: Apr 30 20:53:56 <notovny> I am Hero.DLL, Graverobber, Hyrule Defender, Gannon-Slayer, and Bomb-Arrow Armed Heir presumptive to the HERO of TIME!
  31. Line 41434: 2010 Oct 10 18:26:40 <notovny> Will you be the Hero of Time? The Hero of Time, but Later? The kid who takes fashion tips from Hero of Time? The kid who is vaguely reminsicent of the Hero of Time?
  32. Line 41439: 2010 Oct 10 18:28:08 <notovny> So the Kid Who Will Be Retconned into a Descendant of the Hero of Time.
  33. Line 41452: 2010 Oct 10 18:31:26 <notovny> Actually, come to think of it, I'm not sure where Link to the Past falls on the Hero of Timescale.
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment
Public Pastes
We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the Cookies Policy.  OK, I Understand
Not a member of Pastebin yet?
Sign Up, it unlocks many cool features!