Genesis

Genesis

First, there was nothing, and then there was God. God was the type of person who didn't care whether or not anything happened. So he floated around aimlessly through the nothing. Then, there was Chuck Norris. Chuck found God, and round house kicked him, in the face. Then God exploded, creating the universe at the cost of his life. There was Earth, people and everything stupid like that. After a while there was society. Then, there was Rick Astly. Rick Astly was annoyed at Chuck's success and decided to end it by challenging Chuck Norris to a fight. NEGATIVE 8 SECONDS LATER. Rick Astly was a house plant, fell over, and shattered. The government was afraid of Chuck's apparent power to turn people into house plants, so they started an international war with Chuck Norris. And ultimately, like they always do, melt into a pile of liquid ash. Then the people disintegrated, also crushing the planet into a pickle jar. Everyone ignore this and watched television therefore losing twelve pounds of fat and gaining twelve pounds of muscle. As everybody watched television and never exercised, they lived until they were 140. They made this into a movie called the Bible. Then they made the book to advertise it and cut out all the best parts. The book was very popular and nobody has ever heard of the movie.
Therefore the movie was forgotten and sealed away.











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