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improv practice

May 24th, 2021 (edited)
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  1. [7:30 AM]
  2. marcus freelander:
  3. have u ever heard of the anime shu-tta?
  4.  
  5. [7:30 AM]
  6. L. Catchington:
  7. No
  8. What Is Shu Tta
  9. Please Tell Me
  10.  
  11. [7:30 AM]
  12. marcus freelander:
  13. shu-tta fuck up
  14.  
  15. [7:30 AM]
  16. L. Catchington:
  17. Oh No !
  18. I Have Been Had.
  19.  
  20. [7:31 AM]
  21. marcus freelander:
  22. Get Got Goon!
  23.  
  24. [7:31 AM]
  25. L. Catchington:
  26. i like how that entire conversation took less than a minute
  27. we did that real fast
  28. gj
  29.  
  30. [7:31 AM]
  31. marcus freelander:
  32. well done yeah
  33. see you next time
  34.  
  35. [7:31 AM]
  36. L. Catchington:
  37. yeah good work i'll see you back in the office tomorrow
  38.  
  39. [7:32 AM]
  40. marcus freelander:
  41. another day another dollar!
  42.  
  43. [7:32 AM]
  44. L. Catchington:
  45. give the wife my regards!
  46.  
  47. [7:32 AM]
  48. marcus freelander:
  49. oh Donna will appreciate that
  50. hows Nancy?
  51.  
  52. [7:33 AM]
  53. L. Catchington:
  54. she's been real good man
  55. keeps going on and on about that new show
  56. what was it?
  57.  
  58. [7:33 AM]
  59. marcus freelander:
  60. Shu-tta
  61.  
  62. [7:33 AM]
  63. L. Catchington:
  64. right right that one
  65. the japanimation
  66. as the kids call it
  67.  
  68. [7:33 AM]
  69. marcus freelander:
  70. Cartoons is what it is
  71. they keep renaming things that dont need new names!
  72. dont fix what isnt broken ya know
  73. i tell ya the kids nowadays are out of control
  74. they got these other cartoons called hin tei or han tie? somethin or other
  75.  
  76. [7:35 AM]
  77. L. Catchington:
  78. yeah i dont know too much about those myself but dave over in accounting told me his kid watches them and they're bad news
  79. he thinks those crazy asians are uh
  80. what were his words?
  81. erodin the moral fabric of the youth?
  82. somethin or other
  83. nothin god-fearing men like us would want to take part in no sir
  84.  
  85. [7:37 AM]
  86. marcus freelander:
  87. back in our day it was the three stooges and mickey mouse for christs sake
  88. i just saw my son playing this new video game on his nintendo
  89. had this real classy lookin broad
  90. Lady Dimi somethin or other
  91. nice rack on her
  92.  
  93. [7:38 AM]
  94. L. Catchington:
  95. oh is that that zelda i've been hearin about?
  96. or mayrio?
  97. i played a bit a nintendo myself back in the day
  98.  
  99. [7:38 AM]
  100. marcus freelander:
  101. Maybe donkey kong i dunno
  102.  
  103. [7:38 AM]
  104. L. Catchington:
  105. pong, air hockey
  106. back when games were simple
  107.  
  108. [7:39 AM]
  109. marcus freelander:
  110. feels like those days were yesterday
  111. then we got married
  112. aahhhh fuck
  113.  
  114. [7:39 AM]
  115. L. Catchington:
  116. yknow
  117. its not like i regret marryin nancy
  118. she's a good girl and we've got a good family
  119. but sometimes when i look back
  120. i wonder if there were more fish in the sea, eh?
  121. wonder what coulda been
  122. oh there was this girl susan i knew in college
  123. she was one bad broad
  124. i dont know what shes doing now but she had a rack like you wouldn't believe, tim
  125. one night we got hammered together at a sorority party and she invited me to stay the night but i had exams the next day and i had to turn her down
  126. do you think i would've been happy if i said yes?
  127. I
  128. I feel like I don't have anywheree else to go, tim
  129. what do I do?
  130.  
  131. [7:43 AM]
  132. marcus freelander:
  133. honestly just take the bullet Henry
  134.  
  135. [7:43 AM]
  136. L. Catchington:
  137. but what about the kids?
  138. i would've done it a long time ago if it weren't for them
  139.  
  140. [7:43 AM]
  141. marcus freelander:
  142. Not gonna like Henry ya kids kinda suck
  143.  
  144. [7:43 AM]
  145. L. Catchington:
  146. is it really that bad, tim?
  147.  
  148. [7:43 AM]
  149. marcus freelander:
  150. it looks it
  151.  
  152. [7:44 AM]
  153. L. Catchington:
  154. i know danny got suspended for jackin it in the bathroom, but we all did that at that age, didn't we?
  155.  
  156. [7:45 AM]
  157. marcus freelander:
  158. Well i sure did i can tell ya that much
  159. third stall from the left that was the jack shack
  160.  
  161. [7:46 AM]
  162. L. Catchington:
  163. its those damn liberals isnt it?
  164. christ tim they're in the schools
  165.  
  166. [7:46 AM]
  167. marcus freelander:
  168. Remember Jessica from highschool? yeah........
  169. its always the fuckin liberals henry
  170. aint no fuckin liberal steppin foot on my lawn!
  171.  
  172. [7:46 AM]
  173. L. Catchington:
  174. dont tread on me eh?
  175.  
  176. [7:46 AM]
  177. marcus freelander:
  178. does need a cut though. you mind if i borrow ya mower?
  179.  
  180. [7:47 AM]
  181. L. Catchington:
  182. yeah sure go for it
  183.  
  184. [7:47 AM]
  185. marcus freelander:
  186. dont tread on Deez Nuts Henry
  187.  
  188. [7:47 AM]
  189. L. Catchington:
  190. man
  191. you just had to ruin it
  192.  
  193. [7:47 AM]
  194. marcus freelander:
  195. LMFAO
  196. that was a long run
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