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- [7:30 AM]
- marcus freelander:
- have u ever heard of the anime shu-tta?
- [7:30 AM]
- L. Catchington:
- No
- What Is Shu Tta
- Please Tell Me
- [7:30 AM]
- marcus freelander:
- shu-tta fuck up
- [7:30 AM]
- L. Catchington:
- Oh No !
- I Have Been Had.
- [7:31 AM]
- marcus freelander:
- Get Got Goon!
- [7:31 AM]
- L. Catchington:
- i like how that entire conversation took less than a minute
- we did that real fast
- gj
- [7:31 AM]
- marcus freelander:
- well done yeah
- see you next time
- [7:31 AM]
- L. Catchington:
- yeah good work i'll see you back in the office tomorrow
- [7:32 AM]
- marcus freelander:
- another day another dollar!
- [7:32 AM]
- L. Catchington:
- give the wife my regards!
- [7:32 AM]
- marcus freelander:
- oh Donna will appreciate that
- hows Nancy?
- [7:33 AM]
- L. Catchington:
- she's been real good man
- keeps going on and on about that new show
- what was it?
- [7:33 AM]
- marcus freelander:
- Shu-tta
- [7:33 AM]
- L. Catchington:
- right right that one
- the japanimation
- as the kids call it
- [7:33 AM]
- marcus freelander:
- Cartoons is what it is
- they keep renaming things that dont need new names!
- dont fix what isnt broken ya know
- i tell ya the kids nowadays are out of control
- they got these other cartoons called hin tei or han tie? somethin or other
- [7:35 AM]
- L. Catchington:
- yeah i dont know too much about those myself but dave over in accounting told me his kid watches them and they're bad news
- he thinks those crazy asians are uh
- what were his words?
- erodin the moral fabric of the youth?
- somethin or other
- nothin god-fearing men like us would want to take part in no sir
- [7:37 AM]
- marcus freelander:
- back in our day it was the three stooges and mickey mouse for christs sake
- i just saw my son playing this new video game on his nintendo
- had this real classy lookin broad
- Lady Dimi somethin or other
- nice rack on her
- [7:38 AM]
- L. Catchington:
- oh is that that zelda i've been hearin about?
- or mayrio?
- i played a bit a nintendo myself back in the day
- [7:38 AM]
- marcus freelander:
- Maybe donkey kong i dunno
- [7:38 AM]
- L. Catchington:
- pong, air hockey
- back when games were simple
- [7:39 AM]
- marcus freelander:
- feels like those days were yesterday
- then we got married
- aahhhh fuck
- [7:39 AM]
- L. Catchington:
- yknow
- its not like i regret marryin nancy
- she's a good girl and we've got a good family
- but sometimes when i look back
- i wonder if there were more fish in the sea, eh?
- wonder what coulda been
- oh there was this girl susan i knew in college
- she was one bad broad
- i dont know what shes doing now but she had a rack like you wouldn't believe, tim
- one night we got hammered together at a sorority party and she invited me to stay the night but i had exams the next day and i had to turn her down
- do you think i would've been happy if i said yes?
- I
- I feel like I don't have anywheree else to go, tim
- what do I do?
- [7:43 AM]
- marcus freelander:
- honestly just take the bullet Henry
- [7:43 AM]
- L. Catchington:
- but what about the kids?
- i would've done it a long time ago if it weren't for them
- [7:43 AM]
- marcus freelander:
- Not gonna like Henry ya kids kinda suck
- [7:43 AM]
- L. Catchington:
- is it really that bad, tim?
- [7:43 AM]
- marcus freelander:
- it looks it
- [7:44 AM]
- L. Catchington:
- i know danny got suspended for jackin it in the bathroom, but we all did that at that age, didn't we?
- [7:45 AM]
- marcus freelander:
- Well i sure did i can tell ya that much
- third stall from the left that was the jack shack
- [7:46 AM]
- L. Catchington:
- its those damn liberals isnt it?
- christ tim they're in the schools
- [7:46 AM]
- marcus freelander:
- Remember Jessica from highschool? yeah........
- its always the fuckin liberals henry
- aint no fuckin liberal steppin foot on my lawn!
- [7:46 AM]
- L. Catchington:
- dont tread on me eh?
- [7:46 AM]
- marcus freelander:
- does need a cut though. you mind if i borrow ya mower?
- [7:47 AM]
- L. Catchington:
- yeah sure go for it
- [7:47 AM]
- marcus freelander:
- dont tread on Deez Nuts Henry
- [7:47 AM]
- L. Catchington:
- man
- you just had to ruin it
- [7:47 AM]
- marcus freelander:
- LMFAO
- that was a long run
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