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- LOU (NYDAS): Nydas will roll up at this point. An army of, let's say, 700 Hodmedods?
- BRENNAN: Hodmedods.
- LOU (NYDAS): Ah, 700 hodmedods are carrying a full-size tree. Where's the rarest place in the world I could acquire a tree from?
- BRENNAN: Oh wow!
- MARISHA: This is so sick.
- BRENNAN: Okay. At this time, Marquet is not yet desert. So there, the rarest magical tree you can find is in the thick jungles of Marquet, many days' journey past the nearest village, deep into the wilderness.
- LOU (NYDAS): All right, so we got one of those.
- BRENNAN: You see a scintillating tree. So. Hundreds of brightly colored, arcane scarecrow automata carrying a tree whose bark is twinkling lapis lazuli, carrying a tree whose bark is twinkling lapis lazuli, and whose leaves are a deep, almost black purple that continuously blooms into enormous bright, the lightest pink blossoms all over the tree. A bunch of hodmedods come in, go up right to Melindra and be like, "Hello, me lady! Where would you like one magic tree courtesy of the Golden Scythe?"
- MARISHA (PATIA): I join. I walk up.
- LOU (NYDAS): I liked the hodmedods. I'm like, "No, go ahead, guys." No, I-
- BRENNAN: I think that also there's 700, so a bunch of the hodmedods are just like, "Hors d'oeuvres!" Just like, 'Stuff!'
- MARISHA (PATIA): I go up Nydas.
- LOU (NYDAS): Yes. "A gift to the family Por'co, both to you and to your grandfather's continued vision."
- MARISHA (PATIA): "Nydas, you always bring the best treasures."
- LOU (NYDAS): "Well, for the best people, nothing else will do."
- MARISHA (PATIA): Then I just start to loop my hands around and you see arcane sigils form into a disc that extend out and I lift the tree up and make it like this centerpiece of the party that's levitating over everyone's head and rotating.
- LOU (NYDAS): "You do me such an honor."
- MARISHA (PATIA): "Well, it has to have front placement."
- Episode 1 - Excelsior - 2:41:20
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