very productive turn

 Advs Used: 1
 Meat Gained: 18,536
 Substats: 2,516 / 212 / 211
 Fullstats: 5 / 1 / 1
acid-squirting flower
Aggressive Carrot
Alewife™ Ale
Ben-Gal™ Balm (-10)
big bass drum (2)
black pixel
bloody clown pants (2)
blowdart
Boris's key lime pie
bottle of Domesticated Turkey
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte
bottle of tequila (2)
Bowl of Scorpions (-10)
candy cane (6)
carob chunks (2)
chewable paper
clay peace-sign bead (2)
clown shoes
clown skin
Cold One
confiscated comic book
delicious noodles
deodorant
disassembled clover (2)
dry noodles (4)
eggnog (10)
enchanted bean burrito
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power
figurine of a wretched-looking seal (-5)
filthy knitted dread sack
flask of porquoise juice
Flaskfull of Hollow (3)
frilly skirt
frost flower
fruitcake (8)
gingerbread bugbear (6)
handful of Smithereens (-7)
hemp string
Holiday Fun!
Kokomo Resort Pass
leather glove
Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab
little paper umbrella (2)
little red jam
Louder Than Bomb (6)
lump of Brituminous coal (3)
lychee chuhai
lynyrd skin (2)
magical ice cubes (3)
Mer-kin lipstick
molotov cocktail cocktail (2)
mulberry
ointment of the occult
Orcish baseball cap
Orcish cargo shorts (3)
patchouli incense stick
phat turquoise bead (2)
plastic nunchaku
power pill
pulled blue taffy (7)
pulled green taffy (3)
pulled orange taffy (8)
pulled red taffy (10)
pulled violet taffy (12)
pulled yellow taffy
roll of toilet paper
scrumptious reagent (5)
seal-blubber candle (-5)
spaghetti breakfast
spinning wheel (-1)
Squat-Thrust Magazine
stuffed frozen gravy fairy
stuffed Meat
tainted seal's blood (4)
tambourine bells
tequila grenade
The First Pizza (-1)
tiny plastic leprechaun
unfinished ice sculpture (2)
Unmotivator: Crashed Orca
warehouse clerk's glasses
whiskey and soda
white pixel (9)
yellow pixel (15)