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Kaga-san wa Kaihatsu ni Shippai Shimashita Kai 3 (untypeset)

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  1. Kaga-san wa Kaihatsu ni Shippai Shimashita Kai III Translation
  2. Translated from http://exhentai.org/g/767191/0a7f85d035/
  3.  
  4. >Cast and Characters
  5. >Kaga - as you already know, the elder sister proud of her membership in the 1stCarDiv. Although the day when she marries her Admiral has yet to come, her days punishing the mysterious creatures have yet to end.
  6. >Penguin - The first of the mysterious creatures born out of the miracle of development failure. From a biological perspective it outwardly resembles a penguin, but inside it's a lecher. Enjoys teasing Kaga for fun.
  7. >Cottonball - The second of the mysterious creatures born out of the miracle of development failure. If we were to try to classify it, it'd be a cotton ball, made of tiny fine fibers. Inside, however, is a pervert. Bothers Kaga for enjoyment.
  8. >Wo-Chang - The infantile version of the Abyssal Wo-class. Picked up by Penguin and Cotton Ball. The hat on its head is a conscious, autonomous organism. Straightforward, and at teh age where she enjoys chasing after butterflies.
  9. >Bismarck - the fearless shipgirl from distant krautland. Loves being praised, so please praise her all you like. Look forwards to her achievements. >Kongou - the daughter returning from Bongland. In reality, she doesn't really speak Engl...(dragged away). Loves black tea, but loves things that make people happy even more. No skipping afternoon Tea-time! Gets along surprisingly well with the mysterious organisms. Also she's Kai II.
  10. >Although she's a heavy cruiser, but maybe it's her carefree attitude that leads people to mistake her for a light cruiser. Prefers the Canon (literally: camera, but it's a nicer pun if you use Canon) to the cannon. Prowls the naval district every day to find subjects to photograph. Gets along surprisingly well with the mystery organisms.
  11. >Akagi - where did the glory of the 1stCarDiv disappear to? A close friend trusted(?) by Kaga. Most of the time, though, she spends all day eating. A somewhat annoying person.
  12. >Harbor Prostitute - Although she's an abyssal BOSS, you still kind of want to tease her. Shows up alone this time around for reasons unknown. What is her true form?! That woolen sweater and that unhideable chest armor really is the best!!
  13. >Admiral - An important character in the naval district who doesn't appear much this time around. A hardworking and earnest young fellow. Has yet to be affected by the mysterious creatures.
  14.  
  15. >Hi everyone, Guten Tag (Chinese translator's note: Germany for "good day"), I am the secretary ship Kaga.
  16. >Although today is the day that we welcome the foreign warship Bismarck from Germany...
  17.  
  18. >German sausages look pretty delicious.
  19. >Sasugas in german are called...
  20. >Wurst!
  21. >Well? Where is the actual Bismarck?
  22. >Kongou and Aoba should have went to greet her.
  23. >Given that,
  24. >why are you guys still doing this kind of thing?
  25. >T...
  26. >To be honest...
  27.  
  28. >To think that we might be able to see foreign breasts! (funny fact: Oppai transliterated in Chinese can be read as the "European Faction").
  29. >Many thanks to Aoba's report.
  30. >Oh!
  31. >There she is dess~
  32. >Is that Bismarck?
  33. >Oy!! This way, this way!
  34. >Arere? (Arehreh?)
  35. >That fellow's gone into teh practice waters!
  36. >(Black:) Practice Waters
  37. >(Arrow): Bismarck
  38. >It'll be bad if she gets hit by a stray shell.
  39. >If we don't find some way to lure her back over here...
  40.  
  41. >THen leave it to me, dess!
  42. >Kongou Onee-san!
  43. >As expected of the returnee from England
  44. >Let me remind her!!
  45. >[expec][tation]
  46. >!
  47. >Oh, so they're over there.
  48. >[real]
  49. >[ity]
  50. >Sunk?!
  51.  
  52. >Scheisse!
  53. >Tea Time is here, Adieu~! (Chinese Translator's note: Spanish for goodbye)
  54. >YES WE CAN!!
  55. >[Clack clack (shutter noises) x2]
  56. >There are a surprising number of messed up people among the shipgirls.
  57. >Oy, cotton ball, isn't this situation kind of bad...?
  58. >You noticed as well, huh, Penguin.
  59. >We're going to be slaughtered by Kaga for this.
  60. >Hmhmhm....
  61. >Aoba has a good idea.
  62. >No way!!
  63. >Well first....
  64. >Ehhhhh?! Are you a god?!
  65.  
  66. >That's why
  67. >taking up Aoba's suggestion, we dressed up like that.
  68. >Mm, mm~
  69. >Well then, we're off~
  70. >Teatime is here, after all.
  71. >I made a promise with the Rensouhou to practice at the swimming pool!
  72. >Ah, areh/E-eh? Where are you going? Kaga-san
  73. >I've got promises to keep and places to go. It's not over there!
  74. >From here on out it's fun and games time, you guys.
  75.  
  76. >No--no--no--! What are you doing dess?! Afternoon tea time hasn't ended yet!!
  77. >What's going on? Why'd you look for me? Aoba's looking for materials!!
  78.  
  79. >Danke (schon, right? Anyway, Chinese Translator's note: German for thank you)
  80. >For a while I was afraid something would happen.
  81. >Ah, the subs brought you back after their training was complete.
  82. >Gut! (Chinese translator's note bla bla bla) I'm going to have to go and thank them later. >Well then, to start all over again, I'll be in your care from here on out.
  83. >Very well.
  84. >I, too, will be relying on you.
  85. >50 x 10,000...500,000....
  86. >Aoba's not too enthusiastic about the underground kingdom....
  87. >[Work Incentive Rewards]
  88. >One day leave - 500,000P, One day vacation - 150,000P
  89.  
  90. >Hello everyone, I am the secretary ship Kaga.
  91. >I just got back from an expedition in a certain sea, but we've been called to battle stations due to changes in enemy movements.
  92. >There should be enough arrows remaining...
  93. >It seems there's cotton candy in there.
  94. >Ya--the arrows were too much of a bother, so we threw 'em out~
  95.  
  96. >Bring it back!!
  97. >They say that in the right conditions, the seas can be as hard as cement (note: this is true, at over 100 meters falling into water is no different from falling into a brick wall. It's recommended that you pencil dive so only your legs snap.)
  98. >Maah, maah / well now, Kaga, it's just a few lost arrows, what's the issue?
  99. >This cotton candy's pretty good.
  100. >Nom nom
  101. >You're going to hurt your stomach.
  102. >It's pretty close....
  103. >...That's!!
  104.  
  105. >[Harbor]
  106. >[Courtesan]
  107. >[Why's a princess level here]
  108. >Second attack, incoming!
  109. >[Penguin--!!]
  110. >[Cotton ball--!!]
  111.  
  112. >At this rate thingsa re going to get bad.
  113. >Then allow me to be bait. Akagi, go escape somewhere safe.
  114. >As soon as you get to safety contact everyone at the naval district.
  115. >I can't leave you like that!!
  116. >Kaga onee-san!
  117. >Please take us
  118. >and use us as carrier planes.
  119. >You two....
  120. >We will meet our deaths and become seafoam.
  121.  
  122. >[More importantly, I'd like to bury myself in that striped sweater]
  123. >[and die within its valley!! (note: rearrange however it ends up symmetrical)]
  124. >Aim for the cleavage! We're counting on you!
  125. >[Breassstsssssss!!!!][!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
  126.  
  127. >[....Ahhhhhhhhh]
  128. >When'd she get here?!
  129.  
  130. >[I'll come over to the naval district next time!]
  131. >So it was just thanks for taking care of Wo-chang.
  132. >Looking carefully, what flew our way weren't shells but snacks.
  133. >[fidgety~~]
  134. >Wo...Wo-chan...must have troubled you...
  135. >I bet she was just embarassed inside.
  136. >Then let's go back.
  137.  
  138. >[Remember to read until the last page. There'll be the same scene of carnage as always (laughs) (note: probably indicates the Yukikaze-Fusou Chapters)
  139. >Whew~~
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