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WTF Tentacles: WTF? I'm Barely in This

Apr 9th, 2012
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  1. sea_vinyl_mare: (Giggles just stay with me here)
  2. [11:16 PM] sea_vinyl_mare: (I have to get lots of shit out of the way before I reinsert you)
  3. [11:16 PM] skieser_stallion: "No!" *My voice cracks, and tears start to stream down my face*
  4. [11:16 PM] giggles_stallion: [ok, I have lots of shit to get out of the way before my computer stops lagging]
  5. [11:17 PM] skieser_stallion: *I find myself at a loss for words, as I just and look down at my food*
  6. [11:18 PM] derpy_hooves_mare: (Right now Giggles, you are in the helicopter sleeping soundly)
  7. [11:18 PM] giggles_stallion: [ok]
  8. [11:18 PM] derpy_hooves_mare: (On an island run by the sea ponies(
  9. [11:18 PM] derpy_hooves_mare: (Its a resort turned into a military base)
  10. [11:18 PM] giggles_stallion: [Giggles certainly is a sleepy pone]
  11. [11:18 PM] derpy_hooves_mare: (Just for the record)
  12. [11:19 PM] sea_lyra_mare: (It makes you cuter that way)
  13. [11:19 PM] sea_lyra_mare: (:3)
  14. [11:19 PM] sea_lyra_mare: (Giggleponi the sleepyponi is a cuteponi)
  15. [11:19 PM] embermark_stallion: (Quite.)
  16. [11:19 PM] giggles_stallion: [:3}
  17. [11:19 PM] embermark_stallion: (He needs to get over here, because stallion threesomes. :3)
  18. [11:20 PM] skieser_stallion: (foursome hopefully :3)
  19. [11:20 PM] sea_lyra_mare: (Sounds like something Braeburn would draw)
  20. [11:20 PM] embermark_stallion: (Wha?)
  21. [11:20 PM] derpy_hooves_mare: (The artist.)
  22. [11:20 PM] skieser_stallion: (Braeburned)
  23. [11:20 PM] embermark_stallion: (Oh.)
  24. [11:21 PM] hydrocodone_mare1 left the room.
  25. [11:21 PM] guest-4196 entered the room.
  26. [11:22 PM] guest-4196 changed nickname to hydrocodone_mare
  27. [11:25 PM] embermark_stallion: (Suddenly, silence.)
  28. [11:25 PM] hydrocodone_mare: (I thought it was just me... )
  29. [11:25 PM] sea_lyra_mare: (Heh)
  30. [11:25 PM] embermark_stallion: "Anyway. Other than the... things, how is everyone else?"
  31. [11:25 PM] skieser_stallion: (No... I think we were just derailed by Dev and Suna being absent)
  32. [11:26 PM] oxycodone_mare: "Thats it Hydrocodone."
  33. [11:26 PM] embermark_stallion: ( :< )
  34. [11:26 PM] oxycodone_mare: "You just have to follow my lead."
  35. [11:26 PM] oxycodone_mare: "And you must not speak about the sea ponies."
  36. [11:26 PM] sunasmine_mare: "I...I'm o-okay..."
  37. [11:26 PM] oxycodone_mare: "And...you're now a new soldier in this...war."
  38. [11:26 PM] oxycodone_mare: "I'm quite fuzzy on the details why it happened, but..."
  39. [11:27 PM] oxycodone_mare: "We just have to fight against injustice."
  40. [11:27 PM] oxycodone_mare: "Its the moral thing to do."
  41. [11:27 PM] oxycodone_mare: "For Sealestia...is doing so many horrible things to ponies who resist her rule."
  42. [11:27 PM] oxycodone_mare: "...But for now we need to rest."
  43. [11:28 PM] oxycodone_mare: "We go back to Atlantis in a week."
  44. [11:28 PM] oxycodone_mare: "Sound good Hydrocodone?"
  45. [11:30 PM] embermark_stallion: "Anyway. What now?"
  46. [11:30 PM] sea_vinyl_mare: "We could well"
  47. [11:30 PM] sea_vinyl_mare: "Test out your augmentations."
  48. [11:31 PM] sea_vinyl_mare: "Im sure Skies would LOVE that."
  49. [11:31 PM] hydrocodone_mare: *snaps out of her day dreaming* "Huh... oh yes... p..please...r..rest sounds nice"
  50. [11:31 PM] embermark_stallion: "I'm not shooting this damn thing, Vinyl."
  51. [11:31 PM] skieser_stallion: *I clear my throat*
  52. [11:31 PM] sunasmine_mare: "... thats... not what she's talking about...."
  53. [11:32 PM] sea_vinyl_mare: "I forgot."
  54. [11:32 PM] sea_vinyl_mare: "The wink wink nudge nudge :3"
  55. [11:32 PM] oxycodone_mare: "Im sure we can slip out of here and...make out."
  56. [11:33 PM] oxycodone_mare: "You'd like that wouldn't you Hydro?"
  57. [11:33 PM] hydrocodone_mare: *nods*
  58. [11:33 PM] oxycodone_mare: "That's my girl..."
  59. [11:33 PM] oxycodone_mare: *Finishes her sandwich.*
  60. [11:33 PM] hydrocodone_mare: *switches her seat and hugs her sister*
  61. [11:34 PM] oxycodone_mare: *Nibbles on her sister's ear.*
  62. [11:34 PM] oxycodone_mare: *Stroking her flanks.*
  63. [11:34 PM] derpy_hooves_mare: "Well I'll be.
  64. [11:34 PM] derpy_hooves_mare: "
  65. [11:34 PM] hydrocodone_mare: *blushes* "S...sis n..not h..here please..."
  66. [11:34 PM] derpy_hooves_mare: "Look at that."
  67. [11:35 PM] derpy_hooves_mare: *She says to herself, staring at the two in the opposite side of the room.*
  68. [11:35 PM] oxycodone_mare: "Where would you have it be then..."
  69. [11:35 PM] hydrocodone_mare: "D...do you h..have a r..room of your o..own around here?"
  70. [11:36 PM] oxycodone_mare: "Im sure we can... do it in the bathroom..."
  71. [11:36 PM] oxycodone_mare: "How's that sound?"
  72. [11:36 PM] oxycodone_mare: (Yay for cest ;3?)
  73. [11:36 PM] embermark_stallion: "But yeah, what should we do?"
  74. [11:36 PM] hydrocodone_mare: "I.. it's n..not m... my favorite.. l... locations..."
  75. [11:37 PM] oxycodone_mare: "That's a lie..."
  76. [11:37 PM] oxycodone_mare: "I know you well enough."
  77. [11:38 PM] oxycodone_mare: (I think this place got stagnant)
  78. [11:38 PM] oxycodone_mare: (I say I should liven this up)
  79. [11:38 PM] oxycodone_mare: (With a plot twist)
  80. [11:38 PM] embermark_stallion: (It kind of did, yeah.)
  81. [11:38 PM] skieser_stallion: (I'm down)
  82. [11:38 PM] embermark_stallion: (I sure know my plot could use a twist. :3)
  83. [11:38 PM] guest-4283 entered the room.
  84. [11:38 PM] hydrocodone_mare: "O...okay sis... whatever y...you want..."
  85. [11:39 PM] guest-4289 entered the room.
  86. [11:39 PM] guest-4292 entered the room.
  87. [11:39 PM] guest-4283 changed nickname to celestia_mare
  88. [11:39 PM] embermark_stallion: (Shiiiiiiii)
  89. [11:39 PM] guest-4289 changed nickname to luna_mare
  90. [11:39 PM] guest-4292 changed nickname to royal_guard_captain_stallioon
  91. [11:40 PM] royal_guard_captain_stallioon changed nickname to royal_guard_captain_stallion
  92. [11:40 PM] embermark_stallion: (Why does everyone have genders after names now?)
  93. [11:40 PM] luna_mare: (Makes it easier :3)
  94. [11:40 PM] embermark_stallion: (Kay then.)
  95. [11:40 PM] hydrocodone_mare: ( What if you're a tranny? )
  96. [11:40 PM] celestia_mare: (Say futa.)
  97. [11:40 PM] hydrocodone_mare: ( Oooh )
  98. [11:41 PM] celestia_mare: *The hospital doors fling open, revealing Equestria's beloved rulers.*
  99. [11:41 PM] celestia_mare: *And the captain of the Royal Guard clad in his armor.*
  100. [11:41 PM] celestia_mare: "We've got you surrounded Skieser!"
  101. [11:41 PM] embermark_stallion: "Well then, this is unexpected?"
  102. [11:41 PM] celestia_mare: "Come out with your hooves up!"
  103. [11:42 PM] celestia_mare: *Her voice, booming through the cafeteria.*
  104. [11:42 PM] sunasmine_mare: "Uh...oh...."
  105. [11:42 PM] luna_mare: "You MURDERER."
  106. [11:42 PM] skieser_stallion: *I look straight to my food, stunned.*
  107. [11:42 PM] royal_guard_captain_stallion: "There is no use resisting!"
  108. [11:42 PM] royal_guard_captain_stallion: "We've got this place surrounded!"
  109. [11:42 PM] skieser_stallion: *Adrenaline burns through my veins like liquid fire.*
  110. [11:43 PM] skieser_stallion: *Tears well up in my eyes and my eyes shrink*
  111. [11:43 PM] embermark_stallion: "This can't end well..."
  112. [11:43 PM] sea_lyra_mare: *Whispers next to Ember.*
  113. [11:43 PM] skieser_stallion: "What do I do?" *I whisper to everyponi at the table*
  114. [11:43 PM] sunasmine_mare: "Ski....?" *I whisper to the stalion*
  115. [11:43 PM] sea_lyra_mare: "Maybe now would be a nice to time to shoot..."
  116. [11:43 PM] sea_vinyl_mare: "You seriously aren't considering murdering Celestia?"
  117. [11:43 PM] skieser_stallion: *I try to resist sobbing, as I slowly stand up*
  118. [11:43 PM] sea_vinyl_mare: "This could bring everything into utter shit!"
  119. [11:44 PM] skieser_stallion: *I feel the eyes of all the ponies in the room burrowing into me, as I stand to face the*
  120. [11:44 PM] skieser_stallion: *music*
  121. [11:45 PM] luna_mare: "How could you betray your own countrycolts?!"
  122. [11:45 PM] luna_mare: "You commited the first mass murder in a millenia!"
  123. [11:45 PM] luna_mare: "What was going through your head?!"
  124. [11:45 PM] celestia_mare: "We are severly disappointed in you."
  125. [11:46 PM] celestia_mare: "For this, you must be summarily...executed."
  126. [11:46 PM] celestia_mare: "It is only just!"
  127. [11:46 PM] skieser_stallion: *My jaw drops and my wings droop*
  128. [11:46 PM] royal_guard_captain_stallion: "We have no other choice."
  129. [11:46 PM] skieser_stallion: *I bite my lip and let the tears flow*
  130. [11:47 PM] sea_vinyl_mare: "Hey, Lyra."
  131. [11:47 PM] embermark_stallion: *I stand and turn to the royals.* "You call it murder? From what I've heard, he was defend
  132. [11:47 PM] embermark_stallion: ing himself and those he cares about."
  133. [11:47 PM] skieser_stallion: *I just let my legs collapse under me, and let my wings go limp as I realize that this is*
  134. [11:47 PM] skieser_stallion: *it*
  135. [11:47 PM] luna_mare: "Ember you didn't see what happened."
  136. [11:47 PM] luna_mare: "Skieser was playing with a machine gun."
  137. [11:48 PM] embermark_stallion: "Maybe I didn't, Princess. But I know him. He wouldn't just go around killing ponies for n
  138. [11:48 PM] embermark_stallion: o good reason."
  139. [11:48 PM] luna_mare: "Resulting in the shooting of Derpy Hooves."
  140. [11:48 PM] sunasmine_mare: "E-Ember...."
  141. [11:48 PM] luna_mare: "Her blood, fell on a flying guard."
  142. [11:48 PM] luna_mare: "He inspected the flying machine you guys were in."
  143. [11:48 PM] luna_mare: "And told you to stop."
  144. [11:48 PM] luna_mare: "You could've stopped."
  145. [11:48 PM] skieser_stallion: *I cover my face with my hooves, sobbing loudly in fear, and memory of the terrible*
  146. [11:49 PM] luna_mare: "But, you shot them."
  147. [11:49 PM] skieser_stallion: *images, permanently seared into my brain*
  148. [11:49 PM] luna_mare: "You shot the reinforcements."
  149. [11:49 PM] luna_mare: "Everypony connected to the shooting."
  150. [11:49 PM] luna_mare: "The only pony you let live was...Derpy Hooves."
  151. [11:50 PM] luna_mare: "The rest of you are confined to the dungeons for the rest of your lives."
  152. [11:50 PM] luna_mare: "For the ponies must not know of the secret of the ocean."
  153. [11:50 PM] luna_mare: "...It was foolish."
  154. [11:50 PM] embermark_stallion: "Dungeon. Sounds... fun?"
  155. [11:50 PM] skieser_stallion: "No..."
  156. [11:50 PM] embermark_stallion: "POW, wooooooooooo."
  157. [11:50 PM] luna_mare: "And I undestand well that this is protocol for you sea folk."
  158. [11:50 PM] skieser_stallion: *I stand up slowly*
  159. [11:51 PM] luna_mare: "But we cannot let an action like this."
  160. [11:51 PM] luna_mare: "Unpunished."
  161. [11:51 PM] celestia_mare: "Follow me Skieser."
  162. [11:51 PM] celestia_mare: "It will be over soon."
  163. [11:51 PM] embermark_stallion: "It's never over. Not so long as he has friends."
  164. [11:51 PM] sea_lyra_mare: "This is a delayed...response but what?"
  165. [11:51 PM] sea_lyra_mare: *She says to Vinyl.*
  166. [11:52 PM] skieser_stallion: "No... nonono..." *I mumble to myself, walking slowly towards the Deities*
  167. [11:52 PM] sea_vinyl_mare: "I kept the pistol in my pocket."
  168. [11:52 PM] sea_vinyl_mare: "We can't let them take Skieser."
  169. [11:52 PM] sea_vinyl_mare: *She says to Lyra, whispering.*
  170. [11:52 PM] skieser_stallion: *I drag my hooves and let my drooped feathertips drag along with them.*
  171. [11:53 PM] sea_lyra_mare: "Do you think we have any other choice?"
  172. [11:53 PM] sea_lyra_mare: "Like...a flashbang?"
  173. [11:53 PM] sunasmine_mare: "S-Skieser...."
  174. [11:53 PM] sea_lyra_mare: 'Anything?"
  175. [11:53 PM] skieser_stallion: *I look back at Suna, with wide, tear filled eyes*
  176. [11:53 PM] sea_vinyl_mare: "You never knew how much I wanted to shoot the princesses for their ignorance."
  177. [11:53 PM] sea_vinyl_mare: "In the revolution."
  178. [11:54 PM] embermark_stallion: *I step up beside Skies.* "If he dies, then I die with him."
  179. [11:54 PM] skieser_stallion: *I stand before the Princess, and I look up to her*
  180. [11:54 PM] skieser_stallion: "Buh... Ember?" *I say quietly
  181. [11:54 PM] sea_vinyl_mare: *Suddenly, Vinyl pulls out her pistol, and points at all three of them.*
  182. [11:55 PM] embermark_stallion: "I can't just let you die, Skies. You don't deserve that. If you go down, they have to kil
  183. [11:55 PM] embermark_stallion: l someone guilty of no crime as well."
  184. [11:55 PM] sea_vinyl_mare: *The slide shoots back as the three rounds of bullets penetrate the skin*
  185. [11:56 PM] sea_vinyl_mare: *Of the princesses and the general of the army.*
  186. [11:56 PM] sea_vinyl_mare: *They collapse with a thud.*
  187. [11:56 PM] skieser_stallion: [I was standing between you and them though o.0]
  188. [11:56 PM] embermark_stallion: "You idiot!"
  189. [11:56 PM] sunasmine_mare: *my eyes widen in shock*
  190. [11:57 PM] oxycodone_mare: "Did...did Vinyl just kill."
  191. [11:57 PM] oxycodone_mare: "The Princesses?"
  192. [11:57 PM] skieser_stallion: *I look down in shock at the seemingle lifeless bodies*
  193. [11:57 PM] skieser_stallion: "Wh-... Why?!"
  194. [11:57 PM] sunasmine_mare: "N-no.. th-they.. c-can't..."
  195. [11:58 PM] sea_vinyl_mare: "I had no other choice."
  196. [11:58 PM] sea_vinyl_mare: "I cannot let Skieser fall into their custody and systematically kill them."
  197. [11:58 PM] sea_vinyl_mare: "...The fables about how they were gods."
  198. [11:58 PM] sea_vinyl_mare: "And they cannot die are complete lies."
  199. [11:58 PM] skieser_stallion: "Yes you could've! Who are you to kill them, just for me?!"
  200. [11:59 PM] skieser_stallion: "I mean..."
  201. [11:59 PM] oxycodone_mare: "The medics in the sea hospital can take care of them."
  202. [11:59 PM] oxycodone_mare: "But we have to run."
  203. [11:59 PM] oxycodone_mare: "Now."
  204. [12:00 AM] skieser_stallion: "She'll be back... and next time..."
  205. [12:00 AM] embermark_stallion: "Do we?"
  206. [12:00 AM] embermark_stallion: "Well then, let's run. How much can these legs carry, you think?"
  207. [12:00 AM] oxycodone_mare: "The Royal Guard is surrounding the building!"
  208. [12:00 AM] sunasmine_mare: "w-where can we r-run...?"
  209. [12:00 AM] royal_guard_captain_stallion: "G-g-get them!"
  210. [12:00 AM] guest-4388 entered the room.
  211. [12:01 AM] royal_guard_captain_stallion: *Collapses and dies.*
  212. [12:01 AM] guest-4388 changed nickname to sea_dash_mare
  213. [12:01 AM] sea_dash_mare: *Kicks in the door of the cafeteria, carrying a duffel bag of weapons.*
  214. [12:01 AM] sea_dash_mare: *Notices the bodies of the princesses.*
  215. [12:01 AM] sea_dash_mare: "Nice going, Vinyl."
  216. [12:01 AM] sea_dash_mare: "You're the most wanted fugitive in Equestria."
  217. [12:02 AM] sea_dash_mare: "Now I have to help criminals."
  218. [12:02 AM] sea_dash_mare: *Distributes various firearms.*
  219. [12:02 AM] sea_dash_mare: "We leave them here for dead."
  220. [12:02 AM] sea_dash_mare: "Understnad?
  221. [12:02 AM] sea_dash_mare: Understand*
  222. [12:02 AM] sea_dash_mare: "The medics will get to them."
  223. [12:02 AM] skieser_stallion: *I turn away, my stomach churning at the sight of more weapons*
  224. [12:02 AM] sea_dash_mare: "We just need to escape."
  225. [12:02 AM] sunasmine_mare: "I... if-if... you say so..."
  226. [12:03 AM] sea_dash_mare: *Racks her shotgun.*
  227. [12:03 AM] sea_dash_mare: "Gonna fuck up some hoes tonight >:D"
  228. [12:03 AM] embermark_stallion: "The heck is wrong with you? What does that even mean?"
  229. [12:03 AM] oxycodone_mare: "Lets just go!"
  230. [12:03 AM] oxycodone_mare: *Taking a submachine gun from the duffel bag.*
  231. [12:04 AM] oxycodone_mare: "Follow me through the maintenance room!"
  232. [12:04 AM] embermark_stallion: *Walks after Oxy, shaking his head.*
  233. [12:04 AM] sunasmine_mare: *I close my eyes, and take a pistol, and a box of ammunition*
  234. [12:04 AM] sea_redheart_mare: "...I uh....aaah.....fuck me!"
  235. [12:04 AM] skieser_stallion: "I can't shoot another one of those..." *I say, turning and walking after Ember*
  236. [12:04 AM] sunasmine_mare: *I take a deep breath and follow Oxy*
  237. [12:05 AM] sea_redheart_mare: *Very confused by the events that just happened, just leaves and follows the group.*
  238. [12:05 AM] derpy_hooves_mare: *Follows them as well.*
  239. [12:06 AM] sea_dash_mare: *As the ponies head through the maintenance rooms, swarms of Royal Guard with crossbows,*
  240. [12:06 AM] sea_dash_mare: *Shoot at the mares.*
  241. [12:06 AM] sea_dash_mare: *Enciting two loud blasts from her weapon.*
  242. [12:06 AM] sea_dash_mare: *And the loudest screams.*
  243. [12:06 AM] sea_dash_mare: *Due to the pain of getting hit with buckshot.*
  244. [12:06 AM] sunasmine_mare: "E-Ember.. I.. I think...these c-can go in your hooves..." *I hold out a magazine to him*
  245. [12:07 AM] embermark_stallion: "I'm not shooting anyone, Sunas."
  246. [12:07 AM] sunasmine_mare: "Y-you.. you don't have to.. j-just.. m-make... them r-run..."
  247. [12:07 AM] embermark_stallion: "Fine..."
  248. [12:08 AM] sea_dash_mare: "And I'll be the one to kill 'em."
  249. [12:08 AM] embermark_stallion: *I press the button to slip open the leg and slot in the bullets.*
  250. [12:08 AM] sea_dash_mare: ":3"
  251. [12:08 AM] embermark_stallion: "No. No killing."
  252. [12:08 AM] sea_dash_mare: "Well I just did :0"
  253. [12:08 AM] embermark_stallion: "No more killing, then."
  254. [12:08 AM] sea_dash_mare: *The ponies reach a ladder that takes them right up to the roof of the building.*
  255. [12:08 AM] sea_dash_mare: *Where the helicopter is.*
  256. [12:08 AM] oxycodone_mare: "Through here!"
  257. [12:09 AM] oxycodone_mare: *Starts climbing the ladder.*
  258. [12:09 AM] guest-4436 entered the room.
  259. [12:09 AM] embermark_stallion: *I climb up after Oxy.*
  260. [12:09 AM] guest-4436 changed nickname to dev_stallion
  261. [12:09 AM] s
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