Why is yikes plural, why so many yike,

Death is taking too long,
Me,

A tree burning from the inside,
Me,

Zeus no,

Your first job’s to get rid of all that ugliness,
Me at me,

Wink,
Extremely blessed image,

Don’t let this remy/nicki beef distract you from the real queen of rap,
The education connection girl,

It’s me,

Someone who’s never watched bob’s burgers explain this,
This is my favorite episode,
It’s like a renaissance painting,

Today’s mood is carrie fisher feeding meryl,
This is it, this is the greatest photo I have ever seen in my entire life,

It’s national crush day, you know what that means, drive your steamroller up and down the streets crushing your enemies like the vermin they are,
Things you have to read in cecil baldwin’s voice,

Such disgusting attire, I know what you are,
Did he just,
Fashion police,
Roll back the attitude,
Those shoes with that top, you will be burned for your sins,

There’s a two dollar license fee,
I want to buy him,
Whispers, can I borrow two dollars,
Sister of life award,

Make deals with the devil while you’re still a child, contracts signed by minors aren’t legally binding and if satan tries to take your soul he can be prosecuted, enjoy your perfect grades and lifetime supply of chocolate,

My dishwasher is giving me electric shocks everytime I touch it and I have a feeling that this is not great,
Cause everytime we touch I get this feeling,
No but for real, I really need to call an electrician this could be dangerous,
And everytime we kiss, I swear I could die, from electrocution,

That’s a really long fox,
Umm if you notice the fox part on the left has front legs and the fox on the right has hind legs, that’s eight legs, obviously this is a spider not a fox,
Follow for more science facts,
Thanks science side,

Why limit yourself between choosing between a pretty feminine aesthetic or a dark one, if Persephone can be the goddess of spring and queen of the underworld at the same time so can you,

I’m so sorry for being a customer, I want to leave you alone but sometimes I have to buy things or eat, please understand I use self checkout whenever I can,
Sorry for being a customer,
Some crimes can never be forgiven,

When you touch something wet with your socks on,

Sexiest haunted hotels,
These are your best bets for getting it on with a ghost,
Um,
Continue,
This week on buzzfeed unsolved we investig-,
Shane and ryan know their audience,

Get you someone who can do both,

My least favorite vowel is o,
Mine is u,
Excuse me,

Grass cells under a microscope,
They look so happy,
The sun is our mommy and she is big and very beautiful,
That was the cutest thing I have ever read,

He is challenging you, will you fight,
No but I will give him dibs on my corpse when I die, he seems like a powerful and respectable vulture,

It’s scary how many people think they want to die when really they want to start living,

My hotel has a sitting area with no possible way to access it,
Use whirlwind sprint,
Climb on the desk and double jump from there,
Frickin triangle jump,
You’re just not thinking with portals,

Frickin superb of you funky little death omen,

He doesn’t even know,
Know what,
The economic state of America,

Cole m sprouse,
Archaeology, anthropology, journalism, photography, performance, even a wrong answer is an attempt at a solution, manhattan,
Dylan sprouse,
Child actor who didn’t do meth,
Also, amateur video game designer, self proclaimed artist, nood pic dealer, pokemon enslaver,
At n y u in n y c,
Just comparing them,
They are still zack and cody,

I only got four kills because I was too busy fricking your mom, thing I just heard on halo reach voice chat in 2019,
Halo’s really back,

I can’t remember how to write 1, 1,000, 51, 6 and 500 in roman numerals,
I’m livid,
Everyone go home, puns are done,

Trying to be honest with my therapist but not so honest that I get involuntarily hospitalized,
This hits home a little too hard,

Can I interest you in,
Babie,

This person is busy,
Do you fricking mind,

We detected signs of luigi in the galaxy,
What are the signs of luigi,
Signs of luigi,
Biscuit crumbs everywhere,
Distant sobbing sounds,
Sound of someone falling over in another room,

Oh my god,
My grandma bought by grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes like a cheaply made castle and we were like what and he goes, no ballroom,
Grandpa no,

Artifact from the secret cabinets of Catherine the great commissioned by her lover grigory orlov,
Is that a dildo knife,
The killdo,
I need a killdo,

Hooker furniture,
Hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand,
Can we all just pause and appreciate this pun,

Coke of cola is a health potion,
Pepsi is a mania potion,
What’s graped soda,
It’s fricking purple baby,

Where do aliens hang out,
Space bar,
This post is back again and I’m glad because I get to watch people get confused about v b n m again,

It’s 2007, you’re working on a power point for school, it’s about ancient Egypt, you select the papyrus font,
Yes, perfect,

Mister clean, yay my tulips are coming up,
This is the most horrifying photo I’ve ever seen,

I d k why people are always knocking on short boys like where’s my manlet b f,
He’s below eye level queen, look down,

Bet mine’s longer than yours,
From goodwill,
Terry bogard,

There’s no difference between exercise and black magic, both of them hurt your body at first and drain you of energy but the more you dabble in it the more powerful you become,
This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read,

My two favorite things,
1, cats with everyday object names,
Pants broke into the catnip again,
2, cats with unexpectedly normal names,
How did Kenneth get on top of the fridge,

I was supposed to write amino acids and I nearly wrote anime acids,
I hope senpai bonds with me,
Frick this site,

10:30 me, let’s do a quick squid sketch,
11:30 me, what just happened,
I don’t know if i should laugh or cry, 10/10 my friend,

I have a friend that, god love him, doesn’t photograph well,
He’s very laid back but the problem is that his resting face looks absolutely fricking furious and he’s started to lean into it, me and my friends have a few group photos that look like this,

Guy told me to frick off when I asked him to move his truck, now he’s going to stay in the porto potty until he learns some manners and apologizes for being a dong,
Bad men get trapped in the shame toilet,

Every single easter my mother hides a three pound easter egg in the house and sets my brothers and I off to go find it and guess who got it for the fourth consecutive year in a row,
Not those lil beaches,
This is the face of a true winner,

My wife in twenty years, picking flowers along a mountain trail, what’s on your mind, babe,
Me, oh nothing, it’s just that this is,
My wife, just like in skyrim,
Me, wiping a tear from my eye, just like in skyrim,

The 20 dirtiest jokes every snuck into kid’s movies,
Look, see this cherries, they’re my balls, my fat nuts,

Boob dong,
High school libraries,

My fave movie is spy kids and my mom uses it against me by asking me to do something and if I don’t want to do it she goes, spy kids take out the trash,
And I’m like,
Dang it if I don’t take out the trash then I’m not a spy kid so I have to go take out the trash,
I’m 26,

Okay I’m sorry but,
What is the name of aang’s sky bisen,
Big guy in the sky, naga, appa, aang junior,
Big guy in the sky,
We love big guy in the sky that’s why he is named that exact thing,

Really excited to go up the mountain with my dad to sacrifice a lamb,
Looks like he forgot to bring the sacrifice but I’m just happy to take a walk with him,
Hey o p any updates,
Hey o p,

Show me the worst youtube thumbnail,
Gaming inequality,

I drew this like 203763 years ago,
Batakab,
Thanks,

The cowboy has failed us,
But we can build a better cowboy,
A cow-man,
God creating lil nas x,

What’s your spirit animal, we’re white Rebecca, we don’t have spirit animals ask me what my fursona is like you meant to ask you fricking coward,