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Help! Help!

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- Am I dead?
- You're not dead.

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You've been taken against your will.

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Kobe?

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Who is that?

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Dr. Phil? What the hell's going on?

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I don't know. I was doing a show
on teens with abandonment issues

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and suddenly I woke up here.

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Man, those kids are gonna be pissed.

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Hello, gentlemen.
You don't know me but I know you.

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You both play games
with other people for a living.

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But today,
you play a game for your lives.

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Right now you are both breathing in
a deadly nerve gas.

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You have 120 seconds
to reach the antidote

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or you die.

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Oh, my God! I've gotta get out of here.

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Let the game begin.

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There.

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Hit the metal arm with something.

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There.

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Dammit!

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- Sorry.
- Shaquille,

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I'm not angry at you
but we are one minute away from death.

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Just shut out the "no" voice.

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Own your success.

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Just make the damn basket.

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- What the hell was that for?
- You hurt my feelings.

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Your feelings? To hell with your
feelings. Everybody with their feelings.

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"I'm obese." "My kid's a brat."
"Help me, help me."

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Just shut up! Why can't I fix anyone?
I'm so dumb and worthless.

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- Momma was right.
- Hey, hey.

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Pull yourself together.
You're a brilliant doctor.

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- Not exactly.
- What?

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I just tell people to "get real".

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I'm not even a psychologist.

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I'm an electrician.

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I failed you, Shaq. I failed you.

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- Boo ya!
- Yes!

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30 seconds left.

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- This'll never work.
- Of course,

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he wants us to cut through our feet.

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You go first.

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Bullshit.

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Yeah. You're probably not man enough.

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I guess your momma was right.

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Never. Who's the coward now, Momma?

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Candy from a baby.

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- Oh, my God!
- I did it! We're saved.

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- What's wrong?
- Wrong foot.

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Motherf...

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No one believed, in the early years
of the 21st century,

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that our world was being watched.

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The way a man with a microscope

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might scrutinize the creatures
in a drop of water.

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Yet across the gulf of space,

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a terrible evil
prepared to unleash itself

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upon an unsuspecting human race.

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You're up early. Come back to bed.

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Come on.

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Please.

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Hello? Hello?

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Tom!

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I know you missed me. I missed you, too.
God, you look great.

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I wanted to come by to thank you for
setting up that job interview for me.

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This isn't a good time.

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I just need something to keep me busy
now Cody's out of the house.

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He just turned 11. I enrolled him
in military school last year.

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It's supposed to be a great program.

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Boy, kids, you know,
they just grow up so fast.

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So I heard you were dating again.

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Knowing you, I bet she's brainy.

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- "Quixotic".
- 90 points!

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Your work with the elderly
really inspired me, Tom.

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I mean, they have so much to teach us
and we have so much to teach them.

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You know, ultimately they really are
just like us. Only older.

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Anyway, I'm hoping
that a new career

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will help keep
my mind off of bad memories.

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I'm sure you have memories too. He's
the kind of person you never forget.

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Sometimes I wake up in the night
wondering where he is.

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And then I remember.

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I know you miss him too
but it's really been hardest on me.

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I'm rattling on,
but if you don't vent your emotions

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they just well up and burst out. The
harder you try, the harder it all gets.

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Until you just can't shake it off
anymore.

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It's like you're carrying around
this enormous burden.

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Sometimes your problems get so big
you can't wrap your head around them.

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- And then what do you say to yourself?
- Jesus!

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Yes, you can turn to religion,
or family and friends,

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but in the end, you're still in agony.

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Maybe that's why I want
to become a nurse.

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I'm so in tune
with everyone's emotions.

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I guess I've always had a knack
for being...

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Ryan, go home.
You've been working 16 straight hours.

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Come on, I need the overtime.

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Don't worry, OK. I'm wide...

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Ryan, what are you doing?

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That was gold bullion.

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Not the monkeys!

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Dammit, Tom, what the hell
happened back there?

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Come on, Ed,
that coulda happened to anyone.

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Oh, yeah?
You know what your problem is?

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As soon as the going gets tough,
you give up.

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- You're right. I quit.
- Ah, you don't get it, do you?

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You could be the best,
if only you'd see things through.

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- I don't know.
- Give me a break.

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What can I tell you, Ed?
I guess I'm no good.

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Maybe I just don't have what it takes.

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What are you talking about?
You secured that tricky H-500 unit.

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Oh, come on, that was easy.

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Tom Ryan. Haven't seen you in a while.

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Well, I spend every waking minute
of my life operating a crane.

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God, I hate my job.

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Yo, Tom! Where you been?

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- Mahalik.
- C.J., this is my boy Tom Ryan.

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We used to work together
down at the docks.

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- Tom, how's the family, man?
- You remember Marilyn?

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- Your wife. How could I forget?
- She dumped me.

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Yeah, I know.
I slept with her a few times.

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- What?
- Me too.

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You guys talking about Marilyn?
Great lay.

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My pops introduced me to her.

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Since the divorce
it's like my life has no purpose.

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- Half the time, I feel like a zombie.
- Don't joke about zombies.

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- That shit is real.
- Yo, you know LaShanda on 120th Street?

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Yeah.

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She told me she heard a zombie
going through her trash.

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The next morning, she turned up missing.

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What? OK, back up.
How in the hell do you turn up missing?

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Nobody knows where you are
when they realize you ain't there.

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- Guys, I'm trying to...
- Whoa, so you're telling me

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you can appear and disappear
at the same time?

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No, you can't do both at the same time.

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- The bitch ain't David Copperfield.
- Guys...

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No, but you can be gone from one place
and show up somewhere else.

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When you turn up, you're never missing.
When you're missing, you never turn up.

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Unless you a zombie.

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Damn! That's some plausible shit!
You should blog about that.

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- I'm gonna put that on MySpace.
- You do it then.

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Tom, what you need to do, man,
you need to get away from all this.

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- You need to take a break.
- I don't know.

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No, he's right, man. You should
come fishing with us one weekend.

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Me and Mahalik found this great spot
last summer.

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Yeah. Great spot.

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Hey.

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You cold?

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A little bit.

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Hey, look, man, I'm not on the down low
or nothing, all right?

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Oh, that's cool, man. Me neither.

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Hey, what you doing?

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Relax.
I'm just trying to grab some nuts.

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I've been alone with you

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Inside my mind

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And in my dreams I've kissed your lips

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A thousand times

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I sometimes see you pass
outside my door

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Hello

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Is it me you're looking for?

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I can see it in your eyes

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I can see it in your smile

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You're all I ever wanted

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And my arms are open wide

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'Cause you know just what to say

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Ooh, baby.

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And you know just what to do

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And I want to tell you so much

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I love you

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- Yeah. We caught a lot of fish.
- Yeah.

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Black cod.

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- Damn.
- Tom, I don't want you thinking...

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I hope this won't affect your opin...

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Why do that when
it's the first time we've met?

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- Late again, Tom.
- Hey, Marilyn.

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- I thought you were moving.
- It's all I can afford right now.

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You took everything except my name.

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No, the judge granted me that yesterday.

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You're now officially
Horace P. McTitties.

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I'm sure your new husband is pleased.

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He's a good man. A provider, unlike you.

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- You never cared about our children.
- That's not true, I'm a great dad.

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Kids.

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Dad?

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- Hi, Dad.
- Hey, Rachel.

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How's it going there, Princess?

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It's locked.

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- Let me help you.
- I should do that.

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- It's no problem.
- I don't mind.

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- Neither do I.
- Fine, you take it.

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I'll see you on Tuesday.

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Hey, Marilyn.

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It's a good look for you,
being pregnant.

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I'm not pregnant.

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I didn't mean... I'm sorry.

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If you wanna make things right,
start with our kids.

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You're right.
Those kids are all I have in this world.

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Well, the kids and my car.

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Mr. Koji. Looks like we need someone new
for the Norris account.

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Again? Every day we don't have someone
looking after this woman, I lose money.

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- What happened to last girl?
- Yoko. Take a look.

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Holy shit! Someone put a towel under her
or something. Christ.

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It's the Norris house, Mr. Koji.
They say it's cursed.

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There's no such thing as a curse.

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Don't be ridiculous.
Those just old wives' tales.

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I need someone there today
or I'm in big trouble.

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Hello. I'm Cindy Campbell, I'm looking
for a job in home healthcare.

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I was recommended by a family friend,
but unfortunately he... Oh, my God!

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Don't mind her. She slip and fall.

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You my new best employee.

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- Ready to start today?
- It's so fast. I don't know.

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Trust me, you're gonna love this job.

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I show you.
We can be there in ten minutes.

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Come. Come.

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Mr. Koji?

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Hello?

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Oh, my God!

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OK. Let's get you up and...

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Here we go. Oh, I'm sorry.

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There you are. I see you've met
Mrs. Norris. She catatonic.

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Yes, I was just trying to get her
back up on the bed.

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I was afraid she'd be hurt.

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I just saw her lying here on the floor.

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Of course. I help.
You grab her legs, I grab her arms.

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Mrs. Norris,
I'm here to take care of you.

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Yes, I'm very happy to meet you too.

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See, this job perfect for you.
Let me show you rest of house.

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Right this way.

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So, what do you think?

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I don't know. There's something strange
about his house.

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A presence.

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A presence? Don't be silly.
Nothing wrong with this house.

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It's funny. I always dreamt I'd live in
a house like this with my husband.

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But I guess that's just all in the...

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past.

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Who wants to see upstairs?

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It's a nice neighborhood,
close to schools and shopping.

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Hardwood floors throughout.
Passed almost every inspection.

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Big back garden. Goes back 100 feet.

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There's a garden on the other side...

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And in here is the bathroom.
Very big, very...

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nice.

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It is nice. It seems like it'd be
a great place to work.

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I just can't shake this feeling of evil.

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Evil? That's crazy talk.

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Do you know about
the people who used to live here?

244
00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:26,296
People? No, nothing about people.
I don't remember anything.

245
00:18:26,365 --> 00:18:29,027
Did something strange happen
in this house?

246
00:18:29,101 --> 00:18:32,662
Strange? Don't be silly.
This house perfectly normal.

247
00:18:32,738 --> 00:18:37,198
I'm sure you're right. And yet
it's as if someone's watching us.

248
00:18:40,512 --> 00:18:42,776
- Mr. Koji?
- That was me.

249
00:18:42,848 --> 00:18:44,941
Just excited about hiring you.

250
00:18:45,017 --> 00:18:47,986
Very, very enthusiastic.

251
00:18:48,053 --> 00:18:53,582
We offer medical and dental,
and two weeks' paid vacation.

252
00:18:53,659 --> 00:18:56,628
I am hoping you can start today.

253
00:18:57,396 --> 00:19:01,230
Maybe get in a whole week.
You perfect for this job.

254
00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:03,495
It a wonderful opportunity for you.

255
00:19:03,568 --> 00:19:06,969
Mr. Koji, is there something
you're not telling me about this?

256
00:19:12,778 --> 00:19:15,303
I was dirty.

257
00:19:16,581 --> 00:19:17,707
So...

258
00:19:19,184 --> 00:19:20,811
the job?

259
00:19:21,653 --> 00:19:23,621
I'll take it.

260
00:19:27,993 --> 00:19:30,086
Get your glove, I'm in the backyard.

261
00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:33,055
Robbie, come on. Let's go.

262
00:19:33,932 --> 00:19:36,400
That's not how you're gonna
get through to him.

263
00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:40,097
Look, Rach, this is guy stuff.
You gotta trust me.

264
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:45,837
All right, Robbie, you ready
for the Tom Ryan express?

265
00:19:55,454 --> 00:19:58,890
Yeah. Maybe one day
I can grow up to be just like you.

266
00:19:58,957 --> 00:20:01,687
All right, I know I let you kids down

267
00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:04,228
but you have no idea
how hard it is to be a father.

268
00:20:04,863 --> 00:20:07,855
When you start, let me know.

269
00:20:17,909 --> 00:20:21,140
- Are you OK?
- My eyes. My eyes.

270
00:20:24,883 --> 00:20:26,646
Oh, much...

271
00:20:28,220 --> 00:20:30,120
better.

272
00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:32,122
- I'm so sorry.
- Oh, it's OK.

273
00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:34,488
I've taken balls to the face before.

274
00:20:34,559 --> 00:20:37,756
Hi, I'm Cindy Campbell,
your new neighbor.

275
00:20:37,829 --> 00:20:41,595
I'm Tom Ryan.
Do you live here all by yourself?

276
00:20:41,666 --> 00:20:43,896
Well, I'm taking care of Mrs. Norris,

277
00:20:43,969 --> 00:20:47,803
but, yes, for the first time in my life
I'm on my own.

278
00:20:47,873 --> 00:20:50,865
- I know that feeling.
- It looks like we have a lot in...

279
00:20:50,942 --> 00:20:52,603
Common.

280
00:20:53,412 --> 00:20:55,812
- We already finish each other's...
- Dinner.

281
00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:59,411
...sentences.

282
00:21:00,852 --> 00:21:04,879
Well, maybe all we really need
is a friend.

283
00:21:05,690 --> 00:21:09,456
I'd like that. Well, I'd better get back
to Mrs. Norris.

284
00:21:10,028 --> 00:21:12,155
It's time to put her catheter in

285
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:15,256
and then I've got to scrub
in between her fat folds.

286
00:21:15,333 --> 00:21:18,894
I've got to lance her boils.
I've got to open her up and...

287
00:21:50,068 --> 00:21:53,128
...colostomy bag and mop up the drool.

288
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:56,705
That's wonderful.

289
00:21:56,775 --> 00:21:59,005
- I'll see you around.
- Definitely.

290
00:22:01,580 --> 00:22:04,674
OK, Mrs. Norris, time to dig out
that doody bubble.

291
00:23:28,934 --> 00:23:33,462
Mrs. Norris, have you noticed
anything strange about this house?

292
00:23:34,072 --> 00:23:35,630
Yes. Yes.

293
00:23:35,707 --> 00:23:37,470
- No?
- Yes!

294
00:23:37,542 --> 00:23:40,375
You're probably right.
I guess I'm just being silly.

295
00:23:42,547 --> 00:23:44,378
Just relax.

296
00:23:44,449 --> 00:23:46,474
Here we go. OK.

297
00:23:47,252 --> 00:23:50,483
Oh, you poor thing,
you don't have to be scared.

298
00:23:50,555 --> 00:23:52,682
I'm here to take care of you.

299
00:23:53,725 --> 00:23:56,990
You know, I think you and I
are going to be wonderful friends.

300
00:23:57,729 --> 00:23:59,788
I do. That's right.

301
00:23:59,864 --> 00:24:03,095
Just relax. Let's get in those ears.

302
00:24:03,535 --> 00:24:05,833
OK. All right.

303
00:24:05,904 --> 00:24:07,633
That's right.

304
00:24:07,706 --> 00:24:09,571
That feels good.

305
00:24:12,277 --> 00:24:13,437
OK.

306
00:24:14,379 --> 00:24:17,109
You love this, don't you?

307
00:24:17,182 --> 00:24:20,618
It's nice and warm.
Feels good, doesn't it?

308
00:24:21,152 --> 00:24:22,619
Oh, my God!

309
00:24:23,922 --> 00:24:25,014
I'm so sorry.

310
00:25:46,471 --> 00:25:47,995
Robbie.

311
00:25:48,907 --> 00:25:50,397
Come on.

312
00:25:50,475 --> 00:25:52,466
Let's toss the old pigskin.

313
00:26:01,519 --> 00:26:04,613
I'm so sorry, I didn't see you there.
Are you all right?

314
00:26:05,223 --> 00:26:08,158
- It's OK, my throat cushioned the blow.
- Thank God.

315
00:26:08,226 --> 00:26:10,524
I lost my temper. My son's...

316
00:26:11,396 --> 00:26:14,524
- What's wrong? You look scared.
- Nothing, it's just...

317
00:26:15,867 --> 00:26:18,233
There's something going on
in this house.

318
00:26:18,303 --> 00:26:21,329
- Last night I saw a face.
- Did it have a nose?

319
00:26:21,406 --> 00:26:22,532
Yes.

320
00:26:23,141 --> 00:26:25,268
That does sound like a face.

321
00:26:25,977 --> 00:26:28,309
Then there was this weird hand
in the shower,

322
00:26:28,379 --> 00:26:30,438
and this horrible thing on the stairs.

323
00:26:30,515 --> 00:26:32,608
I can't go through this all again.

324
00:26:32,684 --> 00:26:35,778
Oh, I get it. There's some other guy.

325
00:26:35,854 --> 00:26:39,085
You still love him, don't you?
I wish you both the best.

326
00:26:39,657 --> 00:26:41,056
Wait.

327
00:26:41,126 --> 00:26:44,493
You don't understand.
It's painful to talk about, but...

328
00:26:44,562 --> 00:26:46,723
you deserve to know.

329
00:26:47,966 --> 00:26:50,161
I was married once.

330
00:26:50,235 --> 00:26:53,398
- Get out the way, bitch.
- Don't call me no bitch.

331
00:26:53,471 --> 00:26:56,599
- You ain't shit.
- Shut your ass up, Snow Ho.

332
00:26:59,511 --> 00:27:02,275
Well, actually married twice.

333
00:27:04,549 --> 00:27:06,710
My husband and I were living our dream.

334
00:27:06,785 --> 00:27:10,551
Ladies and gentlemen,
your challenger, Cindy Campbell.

335
00:27:12,190 --> 00:27:15,523
Stay loose, Cindy.
Remember your training, keep your focus.

336
00:27:17,495 --> 00:27:19,986
Always think
"Where's the next punch coming..."

337
00:27:21,065 --> 00:27:23,056
After 20 fights, I was undefeated.

338
00:27:23,134 --> 00:27:25,602
Only one fighter stood between me
and the belt.

339
00:27:25,670 --> 00:27:27,661
We got this chick. She's nothing.

340
00:27:27,739 --> 00:27:29,866
Tiffany Stone.

341
00:27:35,180 --> 00:27:38,479
Cindy, listen to me. I know
you're scared but I believe in you.

342
00:27:38,550 --> 00:27:39,847
You can win this.

343
00:27:40,852 --> 00:27:42,547
Let's go.

344
00:27:49,861 --> 00:27:53,854
Whoa, you do that one more time,
I'm taking a point off. You hear me?

345
00:27:56,134 --> 00:27:59,035
I've got it, I've got it.
Dude, check it out.

346
00:28:06,344 --> 00:28:07,868
I can't take it anymore.

347
00:28:19,157 --> 00:28:21,216
And that's when I lost my cool

348
00:28:21,292 --> 00:28:23,453
and made the biggest mistake of my life.

349
00:28:24,295 --> 00:28:25,694
Cindy, no!

350
00:28:26,998 --> 00:28:28,727
Look, a nickel.

351
00:29:20,985 --> 00:29:23,920
George! No!

352
00:29:26,858 --> 00:29:30,316
If I hadn't have thrown that punch,
none of it would have happened.

353
00:29:30,395 --> 00:29:33,660
- I blame myself for it all.
- As well you should.

354
00:29:33,731 --> 00:29:36,529
But, Cindy, the past is the past.

355
00:29:37,468 --> 00:29:39,698
Maybe you oughta think
about your future.

356
00:29:39,771 --> 00:29:44,208
If I'm ever going to love again, it has
to be somebody who'll be there for me.

357
00:29:44,275 --> 00:29:47,642
I don't have a great track record
in that department. Ask my son.

358
00:29:47,712 --> 00:29:50,180
I have. What's an ass-clown?

359
00:29:52,450 --> 00:29:56,352
That's not important. What matters
is I've let a lot of people down.

360
00:29:59,057 --> 00:30:01,150
- I should go.
- Wait.

361
00:30:03,428 --> 00:30:06,659
Maybe I'm just not meant to be happy.

362
00:30:09,100 --> 00:30:12,001
But something about you
makes me wanna try.

363
00:30:30,555 --> 00:30:32,750
- What's happening?
- I don't know.

364
00:30:36,027 --> 00:30:38,052
Why is the sky so dark?

365
00:30:38,129 --> 00:30:40,620
Why's the wind moving towards the storm?

366
00:30:41,899 --> 00:30:44,595
Why don't any of us have dryers?

367
00:30:45,403 --> 00:30:47,871
I've never seen clouds like that before.

368
00:30:56,748 --> 00:30:58,648
- You OK?
- Yeah.

369
00:30:58,716 --> 00:31:02,117
Can you believe that thunder?
That storm is so fierce.

370
00:31:02,186 --> 00:31:04,950
- I've never seen anything like it.
- Me either.

371
00:31:05,023 --> 00:31:06,718
Imagine being out there.

372
00:31:08,426 --> 00:31:10,326
That last one sounded really close.

373
00:31:10,395 --> 00:31:13,558
Don't worry, lightning never strikes
the same place twice.

374
00:31:15,199 --> 00:31:17,929
- Where's Rachel?
- I thought she was with you.

375
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:23,298
Oh, there you are.

376
00:31:32,016 --> 00:31:35,008
OK. That's it. We're fine.

377
00:31:35,086 --> 00:31:37,611
That last bolt of lightning
smelled like a...

378
00:31:37,688 --> 00:31:39,679
Giant turd.

379
00:31:40,758 --> 00:31:42,749
Yes, the lightning.

380
00:31:44,028 --> 00:31:46,087
I'll go look for Robbie.

381
00:31:50,568 --> 00:31:52,661
Turn it in again, see if it'll start.

382
00:31:52,737 --> 00:31:55,672
What's going on?
The car's just not working.

383
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:57,468
Start.

384
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:04,908
My bowels have stopped moving.

385
00:32:05,416 --> 00:32:07,350
- Why?
- How's it going, Marvin?

386
00:32:07,418 --> 00:32:09,318
Car was just working, now it's dead.

387
00:32:09,387 --> 00:32:11,787
- Try changing the solenoid.
- Good idea.

388
00:32:13,091 --> 00:32:14,456
Death to America!

389
00:32:16,094 --> 00:32:17,083
Aw, shit.

390
00:32:19,964 --> 00:32:21,454
Kill him!

391
00:32:39,183 --> 00:32:40,309
Run!

392
00:33:30,168 --> 00:33:31,931
Beautiful outfit.

393
00:33:33,204 --> 00:33:34,694
Thanks.

394
00:33:36,374 --> 00:33:38,934
- Move your ass, G.
- Where y'all going?

395
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:57,091
Hello.

396
00:33:59,397 --> 00:34:00,625
Harroh?

397
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,163
Hibachi Benihana teriyaki?

398
00:34:05,136 --> 00:34:07,696
Nagasaki Okinawa Hokkaido Yokohama.

399
00:34:09,373 --> 00:34:11,637
Karate judo sumo samurai?

400
00:34:12,376 --> 00:34:15,709
Nissan, Honda, Mitsubishi, Subaru.

401
00:34:17,048 --> 00:34:19,608
Hara-kiri tsunami. Kamikaze banzai.

402
00:34:20,051 --> 00:34:23,817
Yamaha Nikon. Casio Aiwa.

403
00:34:25,256 --> 00:34:29,056
Minolta Hitachi Seiko Toshiba.

404
00:34:29,894 --> 00:34:31,623
Buddha! Shiitake kimono!

405
00:34:32,396 --> 00:34:35,854
Tempura sushi sashimi...

406
00:34:37,335 --> 00:34:38,359
Fujitsu!

407
00:34:45,276 --> 00:34:47,506
I can't read that.

408
00:34:48,546 --> 00:34:50,411
That's better.

409
00:34:58,489 --> 00:35:00,116
Robbie, Dad's home.

410
00:35:04,462 --> 00:35:06,453
What is it? What's going on?

411
00:35:20,311 --> 00:35:22,176
Talk to me. What's happening?

412
00:35:22,246 --> 00:35:25,181
- There's no time to explain.
- Alien attack!

413
00:35:25,249 --> 00:35:27,877
Well, actually, that about sums it up.

414
00:35:27,952 --> 00:35:30,682
Fill this up with food.
We're leaving in 60 seconds.

415
00:35:35,126 --> 00:35:36,457
My ass.

416
00:35:39,630 --> 00:35:40,824
Penis.

417
00:35:41,666 --> 00:35:42,894
We gotta go.

418
00:35:48,572 --> 00:35:50,301
- Cindy.
- Tom.

419
00:35:51,509 --> 00:35:53,841
- Where are you going?
- Someone's out there.

420
00:35:53,911 --> 00:35:57,278
Someone who knows a way to stop this.
You wouldn't understand.

421
00:35:57,348 --> 00:35:59,873
- I understand.
- Come with me.

422
00:35:59,950 --> 00:36:01,941
I'd like to, but my kids...

423
00:36:02,019 --> 00:36:04,214
I guess this is goodbye.

424
00:36:04,288 --> 00:36:07,052
When this is all over,
promise me you'll find me.

425
00:36:07,124 --> 00:36:08,648
That you'll never forget me.

426
00:36:08,726 --> 00:36:11,286
That you won't give up
until I'm back in your arms.

427
00:36:11,362 --> 00:36:13,091
Alive?

428
00:36:13,164 --> 00:36:15,394
- Yes.
- I promise.

429
00:36:19,670 --> 00:36:20,898
Goodbye, Cindy.

430
00:36:25,443 --> 00:36:27,673
Hey, wait.

431
00:36:28,546 --> 00:36:31,276
A solenoid. For luck.

432
00:36:42,660 --> 00:36:44,651
Marvin, did you put a solenoid in?

433
00:36:44,729 --> 00:36:46,959
Yeah, I got one from that crackhead.

434
00:36:47,031 --> 00:36:48,328
- Get in.
- Why should we?

435
00:36:48,399 --> 00:36:52,699
Because you're my responsibility now
and like it or not, I'm all you've got.

436
00:36:56,340 --> 00:36:57,807
Hey.

437
00:36:59,543 --> 00:37:01,170
Hey, what are you doing?

438
00:37:01,245 --> 00:37:04,180
- Get in the car, Marvin.
- Tom, stop joking around.

439
00:37:04,248 --> 00:37:06,716
Get in the car, Marvin,
or you're gonna die.

440
00:37:07,752 --> 00:37:09,117
OK, fine.

441
00:37:11,655 --> 00:37:13,122
No, wait for me to...

442
00:37:14,158 --> 00:37:16,626
- Still locked.
- Why are you reaching for the...

443
00:37:16,694 --> 00:37:18,787
- What do you mean?
- All right, on three.

444
00:37:18,863 --> 00:37:20,694
- All right.
- One, two...

445
00:37:21,399 --> 00:37:23,663
- Why did you do it on three?
- You said three.

446
00:37:23,734 --> 00:37:25,895
One, two, three, open the door.

447
00:37:27,138 --> 00:37:29,402
- What's wrong with you?
- I'm trying to get in!

448
00:37:29,473 --> 00:37:31,168
One, two...

449
00:37:31,242 --> 00:37:33,710
Please don't do that.
Listen, you go on three.

450
00:37:33,778 --> 00:37:35,746
That's what I've been doing!

451
00:37:35,813 --> 00:37:37,405
Don't reach when I reach!

452
00:37:37,481 --> 00:37:39,915
- OK, do I still go on four?
- When I say three.

453
00:37:39,984 --> 00:37:43,147
You don't worry about four.
You got all the time in the world.

454
00:37:44,822 --> 00:37:47,791
Fine. I'll take the next one.
That work for you?

455
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:51,089
- Jesus.
- Attitude.

456
00:37:52,997 --> 00:37:54,988
Seriously, I'd rather be dead.

457
00:37:57,468 --> 00:37:59,629
"A girl had a pet duck."

458
00:37:59,703 --> 00:38:02,297
"She fed and took care of her pet duck."

459
00:38:02,373 --> 00:38:05,604
"But one day, the duck got loose
and ran away from the girl."

460
00:38:06,577 --> 00:38:09,171
"The duck ran down the road
and kept running,

461
00:38:09,246 --> 00:38:10,804
until he found a pond."

462
00:38:11,549 --> 00:38:16,816
Mr. President, we've just received word
the planet is under attack by aliens.

463
00:38:16,887 --> 00:38:18,377
Uh-huh. OK.

464
00:38:20,224 --> 00:38:23,455
Sir, they've already wiped out
some of our cities.

465
00:38:23,527 --> 00:38:25,791
If nothing is done, they'll kill us all.

466
00:38:25,863 --> 00:38:28,093
I see. I'll handle that in a minute,

467
00:38:28,165 --> 00:38:31,566
but right now, I need to find out
what's happening with the duck.

468
00:38:31,635 --> 00:38:35,571
Sir, with each passing moment,
more people will die.

469
00:38:35,639 --> 00:38:40,303
The people are gonna die regardless, but
this duck still has a fighting chance.

470
00:38:41,779 --> 00:38:44,976
I've read the story before,
Mr. President.

471
00:38:45,649 --> 00:38:47,378
The duck dies.

472
00:38:49,453 --> 00:38:51,614
My God! That's horrible.

473
00:38:51,689 --> 00:38:54,715
Mr. President, the aliens.
We're under attack.

474
00:38:54,792 --> 00:38:57,659
You mean all of these
children's parents could be dead?

475
00:39:00,498 --> 00:39:03,433
Let's go on to another story,
Rumpleforeskin.

476
00:39:03,834 --> 00:39:06,598
Stiltskin, sir. We have to get you
to the White House.

477
00:39:06,670 --> 00:39:09,867
I just don't get kids.
Remind me to sign that abortion bill.

478
00:39:09,940 --> 00:39:11,407
Yes, sir.

479
00:39:24,121 --> 00:39:26,453
You may leave
through the forward exit doors

480
00:39:26,524 --> 00:39:28,924
or the gaping hole
in the side of the plane.

481
00:39:28,993 --> 00:39:33,293
We appreciate you flying with
Southern Coast Air. Thank you.

482
00:39:33,364 --> 00:39:34,695
Hello?

483
00:39:37,968 --> 00:39:40,562
Hey, that's mine. I found it.

484
00:39:42,740 --> 00:39:45,038
- Cindy?
- Brenda?

485
00:39:45,109 --> 00:39:48,670
Oh, my God. It's been so long.

486
00:39:48,746 --> 00:39:50,907
Yeah. Too long.

487
00:39:50,981 --> 00:39:54,747
- I thought you were dead.
- Oh, I thought you were dead too.

488
00:39:55,853 --> 00:39:57,582
Were you on this plane?

489
00:39:57,655 --> 00:40:01,682
No, I'm trying to get a good story. I'm
a reporter now, I work for local news.

490
00:40:01,759 --> 00:40:04,193
Wow, you're really doing well
for yourself.

491
00:40:04,261 --> 00:40:07,025
I was on assignment.
Take a look at this.

492
00:40:07,865 --> 00:40:09,560
Here's Detroit.

493
00:40:10,935 --> 00:40:12,903
And here's Detroit after the attack.

494
00:40:16,574 --> 00:40:18,235
Oh, my God.

495
00:40:19,143 --> 00:40:21,134
The attack was devastating.

496
00:40:21,211 --> 00:40:23,805
It's over, Cindy,
humanity has lost the war.

497
00:40:23,881 --> 00:40:25,974
No, no, there's still hope.

498
00:40:26,050 --> 00:40:28,951
I have reason to believe someone here
has the answers.

499
00:40:29,019 --> 00:40:31,010
Even a way for us to fight back.

500
00:40:32,256 --> 00:40:34,724
Come on. It'll make a great story.

501
00:40:35,626 --> 00:40:39,357
Maybe. But how are we supposed
to get there? None of these cars work.

502
00:40:39,792 --> 00:40:41,760
Wait, see if this works.

503
00:40:44,763 --> 00:40:48,062
Hey, I got the last running car
in New York!

504
00:40:48,133 --> 00:40:50,863
This is how I roll, bitches!

505
00:40:56,208 --> 00:40:58,733
You're right, Cindy,
that worked pretty well.

506
00:41:09,922 --> 00:41:11,787
Look at all the injured.

507
00:41:11,857 --> 00:41:13,484
It's so sad.

508
00:41:14,293 --> 00:41:16,022
...big-ass rat, man.

509
00:41:17,262 --> 00:41:21,028
- That sewer took forever to fix.
- I'm gonna need a hot bath after all...

510
00:41:22,334 --> 00:41:24,427
What the hell happened here?

511
00:41:28,841 --> 00:41:30,570
- Zombies!
- Damn!

512
00:41:32,478 --> 00:41:33,911
Let's go.

513
00:41:35,347 --> 00:41:36,814
Don't let 'em bite you!

514
00:41:36,882 --> 00:41:39,874
Good news:
They can still feel electricity.

515
00:41:39,952 --> 00:41:43,080
Grandma?
The zombies have got my grandma!

516
00:41:43,155 --> 00:41:45,555
Die, Grandma! Die! Die!

517
00:41:45,624 --> 00:41:47,615
I loved you!

518
00:41:48,660 --> 00:41:49,649
Mahalik?

519
00:41:49,728 --> 00:41:52,060
Look what they did to my grandmama!

520
00:41:57,002 --> 00:41:58,970
That woman raised me from birth.

521
00:42:06,845 --> 00:42:09,143
Hey, he's got a car. He's got a car.

522
00:42:10,516 --> 00:42:12,313
The car! Get the keys!

523
00:42:12,384 --> 00:42:16,411
This isn't my car. I would, but I can't.
It's not my car. It's not my car.

524
00:42:17,155 --> 00:42:20,886
Don't worry, kids, the doors are locked,
there's no way they can...

525
00:42:20,959 --> 00:42:25,191
build a robot out of chocolate, but
that's just common sense. Oh, waiter.

526
00:42:26,198 --> 00:42:28,132
- Daddy!
- Kids!

527
00:42:37,042 --> 00:42:38,304
Why?

528
00:42:39,611 --> 00:42:41,670
Well... Get back!

529
00:42:42,614 --> 00:42:43,808
Get back.

530
00:42:47,619 --> 00:42:49,644
Give me the gun, I'm taking the car.

531
00:42:50,489 --> 00:42:52,480
What do I do about him?

532
00:42:52,558 --> 00:42:54,856
I don't want the car, I just need a gun.

533
00:42:54,927 --> 00:42:57,122
No way I'm giving up the gun.
I want the car.

534
00:42:57,763 --> 00:43:01,290
So you need a gun and you want a car.

535
00:43:01,900 --> 00:43:04,562
- What do you want?
- Well, I've never owned a knife.

536
00:43:05,437 --> 00:43:07,302
OK, let's all switch on three.

537
00:43:07,372 --> 00:43:09,806
One, two, three.

538
00:43:13,345 --> 00:43:15,711
- Is this right?
- I don't think so.

539
00:43:18,350 --> 00:43:20,910
Dad, they're taking the car.

540
00:43:22,788 --> 00:43:25,450
Yes, well, let's keep going.

541
00:43:26,158 --> 00:43:28,888
What? That's it? You're giving up?

542
00:43:28,961 --> 00:43:33,728
Yeah, that's right. You want a hero,
you go find something else.

543
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:36,833
Why?

544
00:43:38,403 --> 00:43:40,064
Let's go.

545
00:43:40,939 --> 00:43:42,634
Now, let me get this straight.

546
00:43:42,708 --> 00:43:46,200
The girl hugged the duck
and then it dies?

547
00:43:46,845 --> 00:43:49,313
Mr. President,
the nation is under attack.

548
00:43:49,381 --> 00:43:51,076
Get me Homer Landskirty.

549
00:43:51,750 --> 00:43:54,184
You mean Homeland Security?

550
00:43:54,252 --> 00:43:57,881
Sir, this woman was an eyewitness
to one of the attacks.

551
00:43:57,956 --> 00:44:00,550
- What can you tell us?
- They're indestructible.

552
00:44:00,626 --> 00:44:03,186
The clothing was burned off
everyone's bodies.

553
00:44:03,261 --> 00:44:05,559
There were naked people everywhere.

554
00:44:06,098 --> 00:44:08,532
- Were you naked?
- No.

555
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:11,626
Thank God, some good news at last.
Get her a souvenir.

556
00:44:32,257 --> 00:44:35,715
Lil' Kim. Lil' Kim got my sandwich.

557
00:44:36,895 --> 00:44:39,056
Look out, Russell Crowe's got a phone!

558
00:44:40,799 --> 00:44:42,767
R. Kelly, don't pee on me.

559
00:44:44,169 --> 00:44:46,000
My lovely lady lumps!

560
00:44:47,172 --> 00:44:49,367
- Where are we?
- I'm not sure.

561
00:44:50,008 --> 00:44:53,569
I think we're close.
It's supposed to be near Mile 62.

562
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:58,213
- Is something wrong?
- No, it's just...

563
00:44:59,117 --> 00:45:01,312
I met this guy.

564
00:45:01,386 --> 00:45:04,480
And I wonder if he's safe.
Oh, you'd love him, Brenda.

565
00:45:04,556 --> 00:45:07,218
What's his name?
I might have already loved him.

566
00:45:08,393 --> 00:45:10,987
- Tom Ryan.
- Yep, did him.

567
00:45:11,630 --> 00:45:14,793
- Big, fat Chinese guy?
- No. No.

568
00:45:15,934 --> 00:45:19,335
But he is the kind of guy I'd like
to share the rest of my life with.

569
00:45:24,810 --> 00:45:26,402
Cindy! Look!

570
00:45:34,886 --> 00:45:37,116
- What is this place?
- I don't know.

571
00:45:37,189 --> 00:45:40,647
But the boy's father's in there.
We'll have to sneak our way in.

572
00:45:40,726 --> 00:45:42,853
We won't blend in dressed like this.

573
00:45:42,928 --> 00:45:44,190
Brenda, look.

574
00:45:44,262 --> 00:45:46,822
- He's a wonderful boy, isn't he?
- Yes.

575
00:46:15,260 --> 00:46:18,058
Ezekiel? Ezekiel, where are you?

576
00:46:25,036 --> 00:46:27,596
Ezekiel, shall we have a foot race?

577
00:46:28,540 --> 00:46:30,132
No cheating.

578
00:46:53,331 --> 00:46:54,889
That's him.

579
00:46:54,966 --> 00:46:56,627
He's cute.

580
00:46:59,638 --> 00:47:01,503
Friends. Friends.

581
00:47:01,573 --> 00:47:05,065
Do not fear the noise of Those Of Whom
We Do Not Speak.

582
00:47:05,143 --> 00:47:07,338
There is a gentle truce
between our village

583
00:47:07,412 --> 00:47:09,937
and the creatures beyond our borders.

584
00:47:10,015 --> 00:47:12,415
Now, who would like to say grace?

585
00:47:14,853 --> 00:47:16,320
Ezekiel.

586
00:47:16,922 --> 00:47:18,355
Pee-pee.

587
00:47:19,057 --> 00:47:21,048
Pee-pee and vagina!

588
00:47:25,297 --> 00:47:27,128
Amen.

589
00:47:35,674 --> 00:47:37,767
- Father?
- Holly.

590
00:47:39,744 --> 00:47:44,181
For what purpose do you interrupt
the celebration of the...

591
00:47:44,249 --> 00:47:48,709
domestic partnership
of Mordecai and Hoss?

592
00:47:48,787 --> 00:47:51,312
The guards caught two outsiders
near the cabin.

593
00:47:58,063 --> 00:48:01,726
The question of the outsiders
is now at hand.

594
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:05,395
But first, Martha,
have you some tidings?

595
00:48:05,470 --> 00:48:09,668
Nathaniel Winston and Alice Smith
have informed me of their intentions.

596
00:48:10,442 --> 00:48:13,172
He intends to have sex with her
as soon as possible.

597
00:48:13,245 --> 00:48:16,840
She intends to put up a mild fight
and then give in.

598
00:48:24,089 --> 00:48:25,750
Silence.

599
00:48:25,824 --> 00:48:28,054
We have more important matters
to discuss.

600
00:48:28,126 --> 00:48:31,186
I fear that the presence
of the outsiders

601
00:48:31,263 --> 00:48:34,562
will attract Those Of Whom
We Do Not Speak.

602
00:48:36,067 --> 00:48:39,161
If you talk about Those Of Whom
We Do Not Speak,

603
00:48:39,237 --> 00:48:42,172
have you not spoken about that
of which we do not talk?

604
00:48:43,341 --> 00:48:48,745
Do not speak of that of about which
we talk of not speaking...

605
00:48:49,581 --> 00:48:50,570
about.

606
00:48:59,824 --> 00:49:03,521
Elder Hale, we should welcome
the outsiders among us.

607
00:49:03,595 --> 00:49:07,053
Jeremiah, ought not your tongue be held?

608
00:49:07,132 --> 00:49:09,066
I am sorry, Elder Hale,

609
00:49:09,968 --> 00:49:14,098
but sometimes my tongue wiggles
beyond my ability to control it.

610
00:49:16,708 --> 00:49:19,700
This is a problem with which I have had
much experience.

611
00:49:19,778 --> 00:49:22,941
Maybe I could help him in a room
in which there are no others.

612
00:49:24,349 --> 00:49:26,544
Or you can all watch,
I don't give a shit.

613
00:49:27,652 --> 00:49:29,552
Silence.

614
00:49:29,621 --> 00:49:31,589
The elders will consult.

615
00:49:42,367 --> 00:49:44,198
Much better.

616
00:50:16,901 --> 00:50:19,870
I'm not in my house, am I?

617
00:50:21,272 --> 00:50:22,261
No.

618
00:50:25,643 --> 00:50:29,909
Outsiders, we have decided
to let you stay with us.

619
00:50:29,981 --> 00:50:35,009
But now that you are a part
of our village, understand this:

620
00:50:35,653 --> 00:50:37,644
You may never leave.

621
00:50:38,289 --> 00:50:39,916
No! No!

622
00:50:40,792 --> 00:50:44,057
How did your son die?
The world is at stake!

623
00:50:44,129 --> 00:50:46,996
- You know what to do.
- Was it you? Did you kill him?

624
00:50:47,065 --> 00:50:49,499
This is some shit
up with which we will not put!

625
00:50:53,738 --> 00:50:56,104
This village isn't what it used to be.

626
00:50:58,843 --> 00:51:01,778
Just hours after the devastating
alien attack,

627
00:51:01,846 --> 00:51:04,713
world leaders have gathered
at the United Nations.

628
00:51:05,417 --> 00:51:07,977
In this, Mankind's darkest hour,

629
00:51:08,053 --> 00:51:12,217
the human race has turned as one
to the wisdom and leadership

630
00:51:12,290 --> 00:51:15,020
of the President of the United States.

631
00:51:15,093 --> 00:51:18,153
Ladies and gentlemen,
the President of the United States.

632
00:51:19,097 --> 00:51:22,897
- Go get 'em, tiger.
- They mean you, sir.

633
00:51:22,967 --> 00:51:24,594
Oh, yes, of course.

634
00:51:33,945 --> 00:51:38,211
So, an Indian, a Frenchman and the Pope
are all on a plane.

635
00:51:38,283 --> 00:51:42,185
The pilot says
"Hey, are any of you not circumcised?"

636
00:51:42,253 --> 00:51:46,349
So the Pope lifts up his robe and says
"Shut up, stupid,

637
00:51:46,424 --> 00:51:48,790
you don't even speak English."

638
00:51:49,227 --> 00:51:52,162
The Israeli asked the Japanese guy
to open his eyes,

639
00:51:52,230 --> 00:51:56,223
but the man says "I'm not squinting, you
crazy Jew. You sold me cheap glasses."

640
00:51:57,102 --> 00:52:00,594
What's the difference between a Belgian
and a lump of dog shit?

641
00:52:00,672 --> 00:52:04,233
The Belgian drinks wine
but the dog shit smells good.

642
00:52:09,581 --> 00:52:14,211
On a serious note,
I'm here today at the... un,

643
00:52:14,285 --> 00:52:16,082
because Earth has been attacked.

644
00:52:16,154 --> 00:52:19,021
I'm happy to report we may have found
a way to fight back.

645
00:52:19,090 --> 00:52:23,390
My military advisors at the Pentagram
have managed to do the impossible.

646
00:52:23,461 --> 00:52:26,658
They have captured
one of the alien heat-ray guns.

647
00:52:26,731 --> 00:52:30,997
The heat ray destroys the body,
leaving behind nothing but clothes.

648
00:52:31,069 --> 00:52:34,732
Our engineers have managed to reverse
the polarity of the weapon

649
00:52:34,806 --> 00:52:39,140
in the hopes that it can now be
turned against the alien invaders.

650
00:52:45,717 --> 00:52:47,582
Now, where were we?

651
00:52:47,652 --> 00:52:51,247
Ah, yes. We expect the alien shields
will be vulnerable

652
00:52:51,322 --> 00:52:53,381
to this reconfigured weapon.

653
00:52:54,592 --> 00:52:56,526
People, please.

654
00:52:57,695 --> 00:52:59,788
Please, please.

655
00:52:59,864 --> 00:53:04,130
People. Now, I know that this new
technology might seem frightening,

656
00:53:04,202 --> 00:53:09,071
but I believe that deep down inside,
this heat cannon is our best chance.

657
00:53:09,140 --> 00:53:11,267
Let me give you a demonstration.

658
00:53:12,443 --> 00:53:14,411
Let's see if this thing is plugged in.

659
00:53:17,615 --> 00:53:21,449
It's not a very pretty sight.
Everything's loose and flapping around.

660
00:53:21,519 --> 00:53:23,453
Look at this little pink thing.

661
00:53:30,528 --> 00:53:33,725
Someone get some lubricant.
We'll slather it around in here.

662
00:53:48,846 --> 00:53:52,009
Harper.
Good God, these people are all naked.

663
00:53:52,083 --> 00:53:54,517
Have you no shame?
Have you no decency?

664
00:53:55,253 --> 00:53:56,481
Sir, you're naked too.

665
00:53:56,554 --> 00:53:59,489
I am? I thought this was
a wrinkly leather coat.

666
00:53:59,557 --> 00:54:01,320
- Sir!
- These aren't buttons?

667
00:54:01,392 --> 00:54:04,418
- No.
- I've been pulling this like a zipper.

668
00:54:04,495 --> 00:54:06,053
Mr. President, please.

669
00:54:06,764 --> 00:54:08,733
There goes that duck again.

670
00:54:14,672 --> 00:54:16,640
Yo, man, you see this red weed?

671
00:54:17,175 --> 00:54:18,642
No.

672
00:54:18,710 --> 00:54:21,372
- Dad, how much further till Mom's?
- I don't know.

673
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:25,210
I'm not sure how much longer
I can carry your sister.

674
00:54:25,283 --> 00:54:27,877
I've been walking this entire time.

675
00:54:28,486 --> 00:54:31,353
- Then who the hell is...
- I'll pay you.

676
00:54:32,790 --> 00:54:35,088
- Stay close, Rachel.
- Dad, look!

677
00:54:37,595 --> 00:54:39,995
Hey, hey, you guys! I want to help.

678
00:54:40,064 --> 00:54:41,258
Robbie!

679
00:54:41,332 --> 00:54:42,390
Oh, no.

680
00:54:43,868 --> 00:54:47,395
Don't move. Stay right there.
I'll be right back.

681
00:54:47,472 --> 00:54:49,838
Hey! Hey, you guys! I want to help.

682
00:54:52,410 --> 00:54:53,934
Awesome!

683
00:54:54,612 --> 00:54:55,601
Wait!

684
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:59,480
- Are you crazy?
- No, they'll pay for half my college.

685
00:55:00,852 --> 00:55:02,683
Kick-ass!

686
00:55:02,754 --> 00:55:04,449
Robbie.

687
00:55:04,522 --> 00:55:06,615
- Yes!
- What's the matter with you?

688
00:55:06,691 --> 00:55:09,922
Hey, look at that guy.
This is so cool!

689
00:55:12,330 --> 00:55:13,319
Robbie!

690
00:55:13,931 --> 00:55:15,398
Robbie!

691
00:55:21,372 --> 00:55:23,704
Rachel!

692
00:55:24,309 --> 00:55:26,140
Little girl, are you alone?

693
00:55:27,045 --> 00:55:30,378
You need to come with me.
I'll keep you safe. Right, kids?

694
00:55:31,449 --> 00:55:34,043
- Do you have a little brother?
- Get away from her.

695
00:55:38,056 --> 00:55:39,956
Run away, kids!

696
00:55:40,024 --> 00:55:42,390
Toward the tripod if you have to!

697
00:55:45,663 --> 00:55:47,255
Over here.

698
00:55:47,932 --> 00:55:49,923
Follow me to safety.

699
00:55:52,203 --> 00:55:53,602
Follow me to safety.

700
00:55:53,671 --> 00:55:57,402
- I don't know about this.
- I'm an excellent judge of character.

701
00:56:25,970 --> 00:56:28,495
That's it. Oh, Brenda.

702
00:56:29,707 --> 00:56:31,641
You did it!

703
00:56:31,709 --> 00:56:35,008
You have learned quickly
and produced splendid butter.

704
00:56:35,580 --> 00:56:37,980
Are you sure you've not churned before?

705
00:56:38,049 --> 00:56:40,540
We don't call it churning
where I come from.

706
00:56:44,489 --> 00:56:46,923
The scourge is upon us.

707
00:56:48,259 --> 00:56:49,726
Pee-pee! Vagina!

708
00:57:26,164 --> 00:57:27,256
Hey!

709
00:57:28,232 --> 00:57:30,393
You're not monsters.

710
00:57:31,969 --> 00:57:33,493
Old Lady Henderson?

711
00:57:34,238 --> 00:57:35,933
And Pigface Joe.

712
00:57:42,146 --> 00:57:44,614
- What happened?
- It is Henry.

713
00:57:44,682 --> 00:57:46,673
He has suffered a heart attack.

714
00:57:47,318 --> 00:57:49,286
Brought on by this knife.

715
00:57:51,622 --> 00:57:54,591
- Who did this?
- It was Ezekiel.

716
00:57:56,494 --> 00:57:58,553
Henry, you need a hospital.

717
00:57:58,629 --> 00:58:00,597
It's not too late, we can help you.

718
00:58:01,065 --> 00:58:04,159
Perhaps you could start
by not leaning on the knife.

719
00:58:07,338 --> 00:58:11,274
Please, leave me alone with Cindy
and Brenda. I have much to tell them.

720
00:58:13,911 --> 00:58:16,243
Listen carefully to me.

721
00:58:16,314 --> 00:58:18,305
I am not long for this world.

722
00:58:18,382 --> 00:58:20,213
- Pussy.
- Brenda.

723
00:58:20,284 --> 00:58:24,243
What? 50 Cent got shot nine times,
he's still walking around.

724
00:58:24,322 --> 00:58:27,348
Tell me, Henry, who killed the boy?
Was it you?

725
00:58:27,425 --> 00:58:31,293
No. I loved him
and his mother very much.

726
00:58:31,362 --> 00:58:34,263
I should have been with him
when he died.

727
00:58:34,332 --> 00:58:37,859
- It was horrible.
- What happened? You must tell me.

728
00:58:37,935 --> 00:58:40,199
They went to a boxing match.

729
00:58:40,271 --> 00:58:43,331
It was a Women's Championship
title fight.

730
00:58:44,175 --> 00:58:46,336
And there was a terrible accident.

731
00:58:46,978 --> 00:58:48,843
Oh, my God!

732
00:58:59,957 --> 00:59:01,982
Only in America!

733
00:59:06,531 --> 00:59:09,295
All this time
I've been searching for his killer,

734
00:59:09,367 --> 00:59:11,358
when it was me, Brenda.

735
00:59:11,435 --> 00:59:13,335
It was all my fault.

736
00:59:13,404 --> 00:59:16,066
Henry, your son told me
that if I found his killer

737
00:59:16,140 --> 00:59:18,165
I would know how to defeat the aliens.

738
00:59:18,242 --> 00:59:21,177
And he was right. Don't you see?

739
00:59:21,245 --> 00:59:23,145
All you have to do is...

740
00:59:27,652 --> 00:59:29,745
Who the hell let his ass out of jail?

741
00:59:29,820 --> 00:59:32,288
His brother, the sheriff.

742
00:59:35,726 --> 00:59:37,523
Freakin' A.

743
00:59:43,301 --> 00:59:46,532
- There you go, sweetie.
- We're gonna die, aren't we?

744
00:59:46,604 --> 00:59:49,232
Hey, nothing's gonna happen to you.

745
00:59:49,307 --> 00:59:52,708
- I haven't lost anyone yet.
- You've lost Robbie.

746
00:59:53,377 --> 00:59:54,844
Except Robbie.

747
00:59:55,580 --> 00:59:59,277
None of that matters now.
What's important is I'm here with you.

748
00:59:59,350 --> 01:00:01,580
Try and get some sleep, OK?

749
01:00:02,186 --> 01:00:04,086
Sing me Lullaby And Goodnight.

750
01:00:06,123 --> 01:00:07,750
I don't know that one.

751
01:00:07,825 --> 01:00:10,385
Sing me Hushabye Mountain.

752
01:00:10,461 --> 01:00:13,521
I'm sorry, I don't know that one either.

753
01:00:24,275 --> 01:00:26,175
If you want this money

754
01:00:26,243 --> 01:00:28,609
Then you gotta be a Badd bitch

755
01:00:30,381 --> 01:00:33,282
Shake that ass for a tip
if you a Badd bitch

756
01:00:34,018 --> 01:00:37,112
Drop down to the floor
if you a Badd bitch

757
01:00:37,955 --> 01:00:40,048
Oh, no, she ain't no ho

758
01:00:40,124 --> 01:00:42,684
She a Badd bitch...

759
01:00:50,167 --> 01:00:52,601
Hey. Come on in.

760
01:00:52,670 --> 01:00:54,661
Have a seat.

761
01:00:55,406 --> 01:00:58,000
- My name's Oliver.
- Tom Ryan.

762
01:00:58,776 --> 01:01:00,869
- Are you afraid?
- Of course I'm afraid.

763
01:01:00,945 --> 01:01:03,243
I'm not. I've been around death plenty.

764
01:01:03,314 --> 01:01:05,748
But this is different. This is a war.

765
01:01:05,816 --> 01:01:08,114
No, it's an extermination.

766
01:01:08,185 --> 01:01:11,484
It's no more of a war than there's a war
between men and maggots,

767
01:01:11,555 --> 01:01:13,580
or dragons and wolves,

768
01:01:13,658 --> 01:01:17,424
or men riding dragons
throwing wolves at maggots.

769
01:01:18,629 --> 01:01:21,462
Tom, can't you understand
what I'm trying to tell you?

770
01:01:21,532 --> 01:01:23,557
These aliens must have a weakness.

771
01:01:23,634 --> 01:01:27,263
I heard that the Japs
killed a few of them over in Kikkoman.

772
01:01:27,338 --> 01:01:31,104
- Kikkoman. That's a soy sauce.
- Right, yeah. Low sodium.

773
01:01:31,175 --> 01:01:35,009
What I'm trying to say is you and I
should be fighting these things.

774
01:01:35,079 --> 01:01:37,604
We should be coming up
from under the ground.

775
01:01:37,682 --> 01:01:41,049
We'll build our own tripods.
Ours will have four legs.

776
01:01:50,995 --> 01:01:52,986
Dad.

777
01:02:17,388 --> 01:02:18,446
Daddy!

778
01:02:19,890 --> 01:02:21,323
Rachel!

779
01:02:24,361 --> 01:02:25,453
Rachel!

780
01:02:26,030 --> 01:02:27,520
Rachel!

781
01:02:37,208 --> 01:02:39,870
What's the secret, Brenda?
What am I missing?

782
01:02:42,346 --> 01:02:45,042
Please! More fake monsters?

783
01:03:11,609 --> 01:03:13,668
Help! Help!

784
01:03:17,081 --> 01:03:19,311
I promised I'd find you, didn't I?

785
01:03:34,131 --> 01:03:36,827
Where are we? What is this?

786
01:03:36,901 --> 01:03:39,836
Some kind of basket
attached to the tripod.

787
01:03:40,204 --> 01:03:41,432
Jesus!

788
01:03:41,505 --> 01:03:43,496
I know. It's horrible.

789
01:03:43,574 --> 01:03:46,566
Why? What are the aliens gonna do to us?

790
01:03:46,644 --> 01:03:50,239
I don't know, but they're taking
everyone. Young, old, rich, poor.

791
01:03:50,314 --> 01:03:51,303
Chingy.

792
01:04:03,494 --> 01:04:05,655
- Rachel!
- No!

793
01:04:21,178 --> 01:04:23,806
- Am I dead?
- You're not dead.

794
01:04:34,558 --> 01:04:36,116
- Brenda!
- Cindy!

795
01:04:37,061 --> 01:04:39,723
Hey. Could be worse.

796
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:44,797
Do you wanna switch?

797
01:04:44,869 --> 01:04:45,858
OK.

798
01:04:46,604 --> 01:04:48,799
Brenda, look!

799
01:04:48,873 --> 01:04:52,365
I don't believe it.
The aliens killed a dinosaur!

800
01:04:56,614 --> 01:05:01,483
Hello, humans. Welcome to the inside
of the command tripod.

801
01:05:01,552 --> 01:05:04,248
Where's Rachel?
What have you done with my daughter?

802
01:05:04,321 --> 01:05:07,950
All in good time, Tom.
But first, I want to play a game.

803
01:05:08,659 --> 01:05:11,856
The devices you wear
will trigger in 60 seconds.

804
01:05:12,730 --> 01:05:15,858
The switch on the wall behind Cindy
will disable them.

805
01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:19,927
But where is the key?
I'll give you a hint, Cindy.

806
01:05:21,372 --> 01:05:23,101
Let the game begin.

807
01:05:25,276 --> 01:05:26,903
I don't get it.

808
01:05:26,977 --> 01:05:31,505
OK. Maybe this will help you "see".

809
01:05:38,756 --> 01:05:40,587
You want me to...

810
01:05:40,658 --> 01:05:42,216
...cut something?

811
01:05:42,293 --> 01:05:44,955
That should be obvious, yes.

812
01:05:47,932 --> 01:05:49,058
No.

813
01:05:51,168 --> 01:05:54,228
No. The key is behind your eye, OK?

814
01:06:00,177 --> 01:06:02,805
Zoltar, get in here.
This one's gonna do it.

815
01:06:07,551 --> 01:06:09,542
Fake eye.

816
01:06:09,620 --> 01:06:12,054
Bad bar fight, '96.

817
01:06:22,566 --> 01:06:24,591
I hope this doesn't come between us.

818
01:06:25,602 --> 01:06:27,593
Of course not.

819
01:06:33,377 --> 01:06:35,675
Is it too late for me to try this on?

820
01:06:35,746 --> 01:06:37,976
Silence. The game is not yet over.

821
01:06:40,751 --> 01:06:42,116
- Rachel!
- Daddy!

822
01:06:42,186 --> 01:06:43,813
Robbie.

823
01:06:48,926 --> 01:06:52,794
The only thing keeping
your children alive, Tom, is you.

824
01:06:53,397 --> 01:06:55,388
Well, we had a good run.

825
01:07:00,237 --> 01:07:03,331
- You weren't expecting that, were you?
- On the contrary,

826
01:07:03,407 --> 01:07:05,398
I was counting on it.

827
01:07:10,481 --> 01:07:13,177
I call it the Nutcracker.

828
01:07:13,951 --> 01:07:15,179
Why?

829
01:07:16,954 --> 01:07:17,978
Of course.

830
01:07:23,961 --> 01:07:27,124
Tempura sushi sashimi...

831
01:07:33,771 --> 01:07:36,103
Oh, my gosh. Of course.

832
01:07:36,173 --> 01:07:38,698
Follow the blood. Henry was his stepdad.

833
01:07:38,776 --> 01:07:40,971
You're the little boy's real father.

834
01:07:41,045 --> 01:07:42,910
Where did you even meet her?

835
01:07:42,980 --> 01:07:46,347
It was Spring Break in Cabo.
So what? I blended in.

836
01:07:46,417 --> 01:07:48,214
Seriously, who gives a crap?

837
01:07:48,685 --> 01:07:50,209
What's this?

838
01:07:52,056 --> 01:07:54,456
Enjoy your purple nurple, Tom.

839
01:07:57,661 --> 01:07:59,356
Your son wouldn't want this.

840
01:07:59,430 --> 01:08:02,593
His soul walks the Earth
because of the pain you're causing.

841
01:08:02,666 --> 01:08:05,032
No. I have crossed
a galaxy for revenge.

842
01:08:05,102 --> 01:08:07,263
But it's my fault. Let the others go.

843
01:08:07,337 --> 01:08:10,534
Oh, I don't think so.
Look upon him as he writhes...

844
01:08:10,607 --> 01:08:13,440
Hey, Cindy! Look, I'm on TV, y'all!

845
01:08:13,510 --> 01:08:16,206
Check it out. I wanna give a shout
out to all my peeps.

846
01:08:18,615 --> 01:08:20,310
Have you lost your mind?

847
01:08:20,384 --> 01:08:22,818
No one... pimp-slaps... Brenda.

848
01:08:23,821 --> 01:08:25,755
Zoltar, help.

849
01:08:25,823 --> 01:08:27,814
This is some bullshit.

850
01:08:28,592 --> 01:08:32,028
I know you hold a grudge against
humanity for your son's death...

851
01:08:33,163 --> 01:08:34,460
A wet willy!

852
01:08:35,666 --> 01:08:37,725
...killing us won't bring your boy back.

853
01:08:37,801 --> 01:08:40,429
No, you will all pay
for what you have done.

854
01:08:40,504 --> 01:08:42,836
Besides, I've already built this thing.

855
01:08:44,942 --> 01:08:48,070
When the trap closes on you,
it will lock the chain in place.

856
01:08:48,145 --> 01:08:52,104
Your children will be saved,
but you will suffer a terrible death.

857
01:08:52,182 --> 01:08:54,776
Can you hang on to the ones you love?

858
01:08:54,852 --> 01:08:57,013
You have 60 seconds.

859
01:08:58,555 --> 01:09:01,115
- No.
- Don't worry, kids.

860
01:09:01,191 --> 01:09:03,182
I won't quit on you.

861
01:09:03,794 --> 01:09:08,356
It's OK to let go, Dad. All you ever had
to do was show that you loved me.

862
01:09:09,633 --> 01:09:11,897
And show me what it means to be a man.

863
01:09:11,969 --> 01:09:14,267
And show me that I could love again.

864
01:09:15,672 --> 01:09:17,435
We forgive you, Dad.

865
01:09:28,552 --> 01:09:30,486
The spikes, they stopped!

866
01:09:33,957 --> 01:09:35,822
- Kids.
- Daddy!

867
01:09:40,964 --> 01:09:43,956
Are you sparing our lives?

868
01:09:44,034 --> 01:09:48,437
Anyone can hold a grudge,
but it takes real courage to forgive.

869
01:09:48,505 --> 01:09:49,995
The invasion is over.

870
01:09:51,542 --> 01:09:55,478
- And?
- And I guess I'm sorry or something.

871
01:09:55,546 --> 01:09:57,207
Like you mean it.

872
01:09:58,148 --> 01:10:01,845
OK, I'm sorry for killing
millions of people. Whatever.

873
01:10:02,920 --> 01:10:04,547
Wait! Where's Brenda?

874
01:10:08,292 --> 01:10:11,261
What? We're at peace now,
I was just sealing the deal.

875
01:10:13,096 --> 01:10:15,087
Come on, Brenda, let's go.

876
01:10:16,033 --> 01:10:19,093
Bye, Zoltar! Don't lose my number!

877
01:10:21,939 --> 01:10:24,032
Tell me you didn't catch something.

878
01:10:24,107 --> 01:10:26,735
Nah, it's cool.
She said she was a virgin.

879
01:10:29,146 --> 01:10:31,171
We are so fucked.

880
01:10:46,663 --> 01:10:48,096
Mommy!

881
01:10:53,470 --> 01:10:55,267
Thank you.

882
01:10:57,174 --> 01:10:58,937
Hey, look, kids, Grandpa.

883
01:11:00,911 --> 01:11:02,640
No, that's my new husband.

884
01:11:09,853 --> 01:11:11,844
I think it's romantic.

885
01:11:11,922 --> 01:11:14,117
The way love can find anyone.

886
01:11:17,794 --> 01:11:21,252
And so love triumphed in the end

887
01:11:21,331 --> 01:11:23,561
and the invaders were destroyed.

888
01:11:23,634 --> 01:11:26,330
For this world, our world,

889
01:11:26,403 --> 01:11:28,633
is the world of Men.

890
01:11:28,705 --> 01:11:31,538
We have earned the right to live here.

891
01:11:31,608 --> 01:11:35,669
And as long as we love,
humanity will prevail.

892
01:11:35,746 --> 01:11:39,705
Each of our enemies
has failed in their quest to defeat us.

893
01:11:39,783 --> 01:11:44,311
Each has been undone
by their own nefarious plans.

894
01:11:45,055 --> 01:11:48,388
Among all worlds, across all galaxies,

895
01:11:48,458 --> 01:11:51,825
we stand above, we stand alone.

896
01:11:52,329 --> 01:11:56,925
None can threaten our existence,
none can challenge our spirit.

897
01:11:57,000 --> 01:12:01,494
And why? Of all the qualities
that make us unique,

898
01:12:02,506 --> 01:12:04,997
it is love that is
our greatest strength.

899
01:12:05,075 --> 01:12:07,236
And because of love, Mankind...

900
01:12:11,615 --> 01:12:14,948
Thank you.
Hello and welcome to the show.

901
01:12:15,018 --> 01:12:18,715
We have got a very special man
with some very special news.

902
01:12:18,789 --> 01:12:22,088
That's right, he's in the building.
The man who saved the world.

903
01:12:22,159 --> 01:12:25,458
Put your hands together for Tom Ryan!

904
01:12:27,531 --> 01:12:28,589
Yes!

905
01:12:28,665 --> 01:12:30,656
My best friend.

906
01:12:45,816 --> 01:12:47,340
Wow.

907
01:12:47,417 --> 01:12:49,544
That's it? OK.

908
01:12:54,224 --> 01:12:56,920
- So, you're in love.
- I am. I'm in love.

909
01:13:03,633 --> 01:13:05,601
He's lost it. The boy's lost it.

910
01:13:13,944 --> 01:13:16,538
- You are adorable when you are in love.
- Thank you.

911
01:13:16,613 --> 01:13:18,877
- Tell us all about her.
- She's great.

912
01:13:18,949 --> 01:13:21,349
She's really terrific.
So it's complicated.

913
01:13:21,418 --> 01:13:23,750
You were saying that she's complex,
I guess.

914
01:13:23,820 --> 01:13:25,014
Shut up.

915
01:13:35,699 --> 01:13:37,929
You're insane. Tom Ryan is insane!

916
01:13:38,001 --> 01:13:39,593
I'm insane!

917
01:13:43,306 --> 01:13:44,637
Shoe.

918
01:13:49,713 --> 01:13:53,342
I love Cindy Campbell!
And I can jump on things!

919
01:13:59,956 --> 01:14:01,947
Yeah! Wowee! Wowee!

920
01:14:12,602 --> 01:14:14,729
OK, Tom, isn't Cindy here?

921
01:14:14,805 --> 01:14:17,569
I know she's here.
Cindy, I know you're in the building.

922
01:14:17,641 --> 01:14:19,632
Cindy! Cindy!

923
01:14:19,709 --> 01:14:21,700
Yeah, let's bring her out right now.

924
01:14:21,778 --> 01:14:24,406
I love this woman! I love this woman!