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- <Jitterbug>: It's a beautiful day, in *coughcough* City, as the sun sets on a little shack near the school. Jitterbug is napping in the bed, as Greene does what Greene does best: Being Greene
- Jitterbug is asleep in the bed
- Greene just finished bringing home a plant, a small bonsai tree that he on a whim decided to buy because it looked nice and they have money to spare. Ha, get it? Being green?
- <Jitterbug>: hachacha]
- Greene ducks the thrown tomatoes]
- Donnie cannot find enough tomatoes to throw]
- Donnie will always and forever need to throw tomatoes for that]
- Jitterbug crawls out of bed, and hugs Greene
- <Jitterbug>: Whatcha got, buddy?
- Greene lets out a yawn, adjusting his scarf off of his face after coming in from the stark cold. He is hugged by jitters, nearly dropping the comedically small tree.
- <Greene>: "Woah!" he barely catches it. "Its a bonsai tree..."
- <Jitterbug>: neat! What kind?
- Greene takes a good hard look at it. He doesn't really know, he just bought it because it looked nice.
- <Jitterbug>: Well, we'll just put it over here, alright?
- Jitterbug picks up the plant, and puts it on the desk. she then jumps in Greene's lap, and wraps her arms around Greene's next
- <Jitterbug>: *neck]
- Greene chuckles as he lies back, giving her a hug
- <Greene>: "What did I miss?"
- <Jitterbug>: Nothing much, I napped, watched Andy deal with a robot, and saw Theo's girl macking with that magic kid in the hallway
- <Jitterbug>: Whatcha wanna do tonight?
- <Greene>: "Heh, kids" he looks out "I... don't know. Things have been fairly silent on my end for a while, mostly been wrapped up in working the shop and the... school stuff" he says that last bit with some restraint, obviously fairly embarrassed about not having a GED at 25
- <Jitterbug>: How is that going, Rob? Staying on top of your work?
- <Greene>: "Mostly" he says with shifty eyes.
- <Jitterbug>: Rob...
- <Jitterbug>: Tell me the truth
- Jitterbug sticks her antennas in Greene's ears
- <Wrong_Way>: [that sounds painful]
- <Jitterbug>: he's use to it]
- <Greene>: He tries to jerk his head away from the antennae "Okay, might have been missing a night class or two"
- <Jitterbug>: Rooooooooob, skipping is bad! You need to go to every class, or you'll fall behind!
- Jitterbug crosses her arms and pouts
- <Greene>: "Alright alright, guess I couldn't keep it a secret forever" he pulls her in and gives her a kiss "I'll get back to it tonight, after whatever it is we're gonna do now"
- <Jitterbug>: Hmmm...OH!
- <Jitterbug>: Wanna go on patrol?
- Jitterbug perks up
- <Greene>: "Oh, sure. Been a while since we did one of those, hasn't it"
- <Jitterbug>: Totes! Let's go!
- <Jitterbug>: You got your stuff ready?
- <Greene>: "I can go get it on in a sec"
- <Jitterbug>: Cool! I got all my junk in the trunk
- Jitterbug pats on her shell
- <Greene>: "Ooooof course you do" he smiles as he gets up to go do the 2 second change maneuver that has still never been shown how its done on screen
- <Jitterbug>: Ready?
- Greene comes back 2 seconds later, fully decked out.
- <Greene>: "Ready"
- <Jitterbug>: Cool!
- Jitterbug sweeps Greene off his feet
- Greene lays back and lets her pick him up, used to it
- Jitterbug flies Greene out the door, and heads into town
- Jitterbug flies over *coughcough* city, the night scene spectular from up above. The neon signs blaze, creating a labyrinth of dazzling lights and letters. Cars hustle and bustle down the main street, but dissipate as they get closer to Gecko Street
- <Jitterbug>: Ya liking the scenery?
- <Greene>: "Never gets old"
- <Jitterbug>: neither do you!
- Jitterbug kisses Greene ,a nd lands on a rooftop
- Greene takes out his shades, a gadget that allows him to see in the dark and at an enhanced clarity. He surveys around
- <Jitterbug>: Ya see anything?
- Jitterbug drapes over his shoulders
- <Greene>: "I'm lookin..."
- <Greene>: [YOU TELL ME DM]
- <Jitterbug>: Nothing seems to be gong on. The usual shady looking customers, but nothing pops out. It seems like an ordinary night as any
- <Greene>: "Looks pretty normal tonight"
- <Jitterbug>: Awwwwww...laaaaaaaaaaaame
- Jitterbug drops on her back, and lies down
- <Greene>: "Hey, less crime is the goal. Maybe we're just that good"
- <Jitterbug>: but...It's fn to fight crime!
- Greene takes a seat down next to her
- <Greene>: "I know, just sayin that its better off with less crime out there. We're makin a good impact on people's lives now"
- <Jitterbug>: Yea...
- Jitterbug pouts
- Greene pulls her in, gives her a kiss to cheer her up
- <Greene>: "Don't be sad, c'mon. You know I hate to see you sad"
- <Jitterbug>: Fiiiine
- Jitterbug pecks him on the forehead
- <Jitterbug>: So....Whatcha wanna do up here?
- Jitterbug begins to draw on the gravel in the rooftop
- <Jitterbug>: On closer inspection she is drawing a tic tac toe board
- Greene notices the tic tac toe board
- <Greene>: "My word, whatever could that be?" he plays as if he doesn't know what she has in mind
- <Jitterbug>: As Jitterbug is totally winning all the games of tic tac toe, a loud explosion is heard in the background
- Greene turns from absolutely dominating the tic tac toe game to the explosion
- <Greene>: "Ooooooh crap"
- <Jitterbug>: Crap!
- Jitterbug scuttles over to the edge and peeks over
- Greene follows, stopping at the edge and looking over
- Cagematch busts through the window of the health clinic, running on a series of orbs appearing in front of him in the air
- <Jitterbug>: At the edge of town, there seems to be the fiery remains of the front of the Gecko Street Health Clinic. Two masked bandits are running out of it, and down the street
- <Cagematch>: "Fuck homeless guys, y'know."
- Shear_Power is carrying a ton of drugs following Cage
- <Shear_Power>: "I KNOW RIGHT?"
- <Jitterbug>: ....
- Jitterbug smiles at Greene
- <Shear_Power>: "WAIT, AM I SHOUTING AGAIN?"
- <Greene>: "Well, that's rather on the nose... Lets get down there"
- <Jitterbug>: Criiiiiiiiiiiiime!
- Jitterbug grabs Greene and flies towards the crooks
- Cagematch makes a large orb expand under shear_force, popping him onto the roof cagematch has just ran up onto
- <Shear_Power>: "THANKS."
- <Cagematch>: "No problem broski."
- Cagematch firstbumps shear_power
- <Shear_Power>: "WOW, THIS IS A LOT OF DRUGS." he says, gesture to the large bags he has under his arms
- Shear_Power nudges his arm to Cagematch's fist bump
- <Jitterbug>: Fastball special?
- Jitterbug whispers to Greene
- Greene loosens his grappling hook, whips it forward to grab the drugs right out of shear_power's grip
- <Cagematch>: "Half for us and half to pay for our apartments... for the next 4 years. Eeeheheheh."
- <Greene>: "Make sure the goods are safe, then we fastball them"
- <Shear_Power>: "OH NO. COSTUMES."
- <Cagematch>: "Man, fuck S-Men, y'know?"
- Jitterbug flies off back to the roof, so Greene can drop the satchel off
- <Shear_Power>: "I KNOW RIGHT?"
- Cagematch takes a gun out of his pocket and lets loose a few rounds at the dynamic duo
- <Jitterbug>: Ohcrap!
- Jitterbug runs in front of rob and deflects the bulelts with her shell
- Shear_Power pulls some scissors out of his body and starts throwing them at the two
- Greene puts down the drugs in the store
- <Cagematch>: "Man, fuck cockroaches, y'know?"
- <Shear_Power>: "I KNOW RIGHT?"
- <Cagematch>: "is she a cockroach? She might be a beetle or something..."
- Jitterbug gets stab in the shell with some scissors
- <Jitterbug>: OW!
- <Jitterbug>: THAT HURT, DANGIT!
- Greene uses his grappling hook as a swing on a lamp post, dive kicking into Cagematch
- <Shear_Power>: "I KNOW, RIGHT?"
- Cagematch takes adivekick without any prep. he's knocked down, but he gets up real quick. Seems like a plenty built guy."
- <Cagematch>: [wait no " at the end that's just habit]
- Shear_Power continues to throw scissors at Jitters
- <Jitterbug>: Stop that!
- <Cagematch>: "I think I've seen you on the news before... Wait, no, it was someone else. Similar getup though."
- Cagematch brushes himself off
- Jitterbug reaches behind her, and pulls out a stun gun, shooting Shear_Power in the chest
- Greene takes out one of his zappy silent sticks, smacks the guy over the head with it while he makes comments about his uniform.
- Shear_Power gets hit in the chest by a stun gun. That definitely hurts.
- <Shear_Power>: "THAT HURTS GAH!"
- Cagematch takes the hit pretty well, smiling a bit to himself. Seems like your zappies aren't working. If you look around, you'll notice you're now surrounded by a large semi-transparent purple dome
- <Cagematch>: "Fuck weapons, y'know?"
- Cagematch shoves Greene away
- Jitterbug flies in to punch Shear_Power in the face
- <Cagematch>: "What's your power, anyways?"
- Shear_Power gets punched in the face
- Greene ducks under his shove, tripping his leg for him to land stomach first on a sharp uppercut
- <Shear_Power>: "AUGH STOP THAT!"
- <Jitterbug>: No! You stop being evil!
- Cagematch falls back, groaning
- <Greene>: "No idea what you're talkin about"
- Jitterbug grabs the man, and flies him up into the air
- <Cagematch>: "Awh c'mon, I thought you hero types at least let a guy get in a monologue before you started swinging. Don't you enjoy your job?"
- <Shear_Power>: "AUGH, I"M FLYING DUDE!"
- <Jitterbug>: You ever go on the Tower of Terror?
- <Shear_Power>: "ACTUALLY, I'VE ONLY BEEN TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS."
- <Shear_Power>: "REMEMBER UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, CAGEY?"
- <Jitterbug>: Well...I...shut up!
- Jitterbug drops Shear_Power and flies out of his sight, underneath him
- <Cagematch>: "OH YEAH MAN THAT SHIT WAS GREAT. WORTH EVERY PENNY, IT'S A SHAME WE GOT KICKED OUT."
- <Greene>: "Sorry about that, I'm one of those quiet heroes"
- <Shear_Power>: "AUGHHHHH!"
- Shear_Power pulls out some scissors and starts throwing them below him in hopes he can generate enough scissors to break his fall.
- Greene jumps forward with a flying knee into Cagematch's chest, hitting like a sledgehammer
- <Cagematch>: "Usually even /they/ get in like a condescending, remark man! Sheesh."
- Jitterbug waits till he is a couple metres above the ground, and catches him
- <Shear_Power>: "OH WOW."
- Cagematch nimblr rolls out of the way, standing up as he does
- <Shear_Power>: "THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE FOR A SECOND."
- Jitterbug drops Shear_Power on the groun
- <Shear_Power>: "AUGHHHH!"
- <Jitterbug>: Its only a metre, stop being a wuss[
- Cagematch puts his dukes up to be properly prepared for combat
- <Shear_Power>: "WOW THAT WAS SCARY."
- <Cagematch>: "Well, I guess what we just had there counts as enough banter."
- <Jitterbug>: You gonna stop being a criminal scum?
- <Cagematch>: "Maybe y'all would treat me more seriously if I got my own spandex..."
- <Greene>: "If its self referential banter is it really banter?"
- Jitterbug kneels over Shear_Power, hands on her knees
- <Cagematch>: "Well, kinda? I mean as time has gone on the topics that banter can be about has really expanded. I blame Spiderman."
- <Shear_Power>: "WHAT? NO. I GOT THESE DRUGS TO SELL SO I CAN GO TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AGAIN."
- <Shear_Power>: "REMEMBER UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, CAGEY?"
- <Jitterbug>: Shut up! Disney World is Magic!
- Jitterbug punches Shear_Power in his back
- <Greene>: "Just sorta feels like we're talking to a 4th wall like somebody is watching"
- Greene looks at Cagematch put up his dukes
- <Cagematch>: "Man, you're no fun. I'm gonna go see if your girlfriend is willing to have a chat when we fight."
- Greene does his cheating wily smile, pulls out a gun and fires into his chest. Mind you, non-lethal, but enough to throw a guy back with some good concussion
- Cagematch runs out of the forcefield, which dissipates as he does. He jumps off the roof with the intention of making a sky high flying tackle at Jitterbug
- Shear_Power gets back up and sees that Cage took his dance partner.
- Jitterbug is watching over Shear_Power, when she is collided into
- Shear_Power figures he can take Greene now.
- <Shear_Power>: "HEY UH, CATCH!"
- Greene whips his grappling hook to follow him, seeing that jitters is taking on cagematch he chooses to land on shear_power with another dive kick
- Cagematch punches Jitterbug in the faaaaaaaaaace
- <Cagematch>: "Do you do banter? Your pal doesn't do banter."
- <Shear_Power>: "AUGH THAT HURT!
- Jitterbug is punched in the face
- <Jitterbug>: Ow!
- <Jitterbug>: I can banter!
- <Cagematch>: "I mean c'mon during this whole time I was doing the robbery the main thing I was psyched about was the banter."
- <Jitterbug>: I was raised on Spider-man! The Best Banter...er
- <Cagematch>: And this guy comes in and silently kicks me in the chest from above."
- <Cagematch>: "Who does that?"
- <Cagematch>: "Well, I guess I just did the same thing. But I'm a /bad/ guy. Cheating is expected!"
- Greene punches shear_power in the chest
- <Shear_Power>: "AUGH."
- <Shear_Power>: "JESUS, YOU GUYS CAN PUNCH."
- Greene takes out one of the zappy shock batons, smacks the guy with it
- Jitterbug punches Cagematch in the throat
- Cagematch makes the same purple dome around him and jitters as he rambles about banter
- <Shear_Power>: "WAIT A SEC, LET ME TAKE MY ASPRINE-GAHHH."
- Greene still hasn't said a word of banter to shear_power
- Cagematch falls back, clutching his throat
- Shear_Power drops his bottle of asprine as he lays down for a bit
- <Cagematch>: "Gngck! Gah! Fine, I see how it is!"
- <Jitterbug>: Papow! Looks like I just made applesauce!
- <Shear_Power>: "I THINK THE GUARDS AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS WERE NICER."
- <Cagematch>: "I'm gonna, I'm gonna... lemme clarify first, are you a cockroach or some other kinda beetle?"
- Greene stands over shear_power
- Greene looks down at him menacingly
- <Shear_Power>: "...I'll just take the asprine and sit this one out."
- Jitterbug does a double karate chop to his sides
- Shear_Power reaches over for his asprine bottle and takes a few.
- <Graine>: "Yeah, you should do that"
- Cagematch clutches his firsts in pain and goes for another punch int he faaaaaaace
- <Cagematch>: "Christ! I didn't think it's hurt this much!"
- Jitterbug is punched in the face, and staggers back
- Shear_Power sits back up and puts away the asprine bottle.
- <Shear_Power>: "YO CAGEY, HOW YOU DOING?"
- <Cagematch>: "ALRIGHT, I GUESS."
- <Shear_Power>: "DID YOU BEAT BUG LADY BECAUSE ELECTRO OVER HERE TAZED ME AND NOW I'M OUT."
- Jitterbug goes to kick him in the groin
- Cagematch block the kick somewhat, but it still connects. But boy, does this man take it like a champ. He staggers back.
- <Cagematch>: "I knew one day having the shittiest older sister in the world would pay off..."
- Cagematch makes a giant purple forcefield to surround himself and jitters
- <Shear_Power>: "I THOUGHT YOUR SISTER WAS KIND OF NICE."
- <Shear_Power>: "OR WAS THAT YOUR MOTHER? WHICH ONE MADE THOSE ECLAIRS?"
- <Greene>: [laaaaaaaawgs]
- <Cagematch>: "THAT WAS MY AUNT, ACTUALLY. SHE'S ALRIGHT, A LITTLE TOO POLITICAL THOUGH."
- <Shear_Power>: http://mibpaste.com/JKpJLV ]
- Jitterbug is shocked, as he arms fall out, and her shell and antennae shrink back into her body
- <Jitterbug>: Oh no....
- Jitterbug looks behind her, as her items clutter on the floor
- <Cagematch>: "I'm afraid /neither/ of us are cockroaches here, lady."
- <Jitterbug>: Crap!
- Cagematch cracks his neck and puts up his dukes
- Greene takes out a pair of handcuffs, putting it on Shear_power
- <Shear_Power>: "I GUESS YOU CAGED HER UP REAL GOOD, HUH CAGEY?"
- Jitterbug goes to run up to him, but slips, due to the decrease in weight
- Shear_Power turns to Greene "AHAHA, THAT WAS FUNNY RIGHT?"
- Greene knocks him over the head with his elbow, to knock him out. He then turns back to the fight between jitters and cagematch, rushing in
- <Cagematch>: "WELL I GUESS IN RETROSPECT THE ALIAS CAGEMATCH IS KINDA INACCURATE SINCE THERE'S NO HOLES IN THE FORCEFIELD, BUT YEAH
- <Cagematch>: [can't get in greene, forcefield]
- Greene is pushed back by the cage, damn
- <Jitterbug>: Crap!
- Shear_Power gets knocked out. Now nobody will hear his beautiful wisecracks
- Jitterbug tries to scramble back, to her weaponry, and slips on her gloves
- Jitterbug puts up her dukes
- <Cagematch>: "Not so /tough/ without your powers, eh?"
- <Greene>: "REMEMBER THE BASICS OF CQC"
- Cagematch attempts a knee to the stomach on the word "tough"
- <Jitterbug>: got it!
- Jitterbug grabs the knne
- Jitterbug steps back, pops the knee under his, and puts her forearm to his throat, shoving him to the ground
- Jitterbug then strikes an upwards knee to his groin area, and a quick right hook to his abdomen
- Cagematch falls over, satisfyingly overwhelmed
- <Cagematch>: "Jesus christ, what?"
- <Jitterbug>: Satisfied?
- Jitterbug holds her forearm over his throat
- Greene gives an approving nod
- <Jitterbug>: Now get rid of that forcefield, or I will choke it out of you
- Cagematch opens his mouth, but then closes it again
- <Cagematch>: "...Fiiiiine."
- Cagematch lets the forcefield up
- Greene has a fancy new pair of cuffs all ready for cagematch
- Jitterbug smiles, but quickly is shocked, as her bones, shell and antennae grow back. She lets out a yell, and collapses on top of Cagematch. all 300 pounds of her
- Cagematch grunts
- <Cagematch>: "Uh... alright then."
- Greene picks up Jitters off of Cagematch
- Jitterbug is alive, and breathing
- <Greene>: "You alright honey?"
- <Jitterbug>: Yea...It just....Bone regrowth /really/ hurts!
- Jitterbug smiles at Greene
- <Greene>: "I know" he puts cagematch in cuffs, then gives jitters a hug
- <Jitterbug>: Good job, teammate!
- Jitterbug raises a fist to fist bump
- Greene fist bumps her most gloriously
- <Jitterbug>: So...Leave these guys for the police, and we can go somewhere special?
- <Greene>: [I was typing the same thing]
- <Jitterbug>: wavelengths are emerging]
- <Greene>: "You know it" he smiles, collects the two crooks
- Jitterbug picks up Greene and takes flight to the sky, this time heading to the forest area
- <Jitterbug>: You wanna go to our favourite spot?
- <Greene>: "That old pond?" he says with a tinge of excitement
- <Jitterbug>: you know it!
- Jitterbug speeds up, and can see the pond in the distance
- <Jitterbug>: this time with an aerial view!
- <Greene>: Down below them they can see the beginnings of the bright light show from that pond. The water and the fish begin floating out in a mesmerizing, psychic energy splashing around miasmas of glowing color through the air. It looks almost spiritual
- Greene raises an eyebrow, he looks surprised by something
- <Jitterbug>: I love this place...
- <Jitterbug>: What's up?
- <Greene>: "Bella.... the only way they can do that is when I have my powers active remember?"
- <Jitterbug>: Yes?
- <Jitterbug>: ....
- <Jitterbug>: OH MY GOD!
- Jitterbug grins wildly
- <Jitterbug>: It's baaaaaaaack!
- Graine looks overjoyed
- <Jitterbug>: This is great! Ahhahahahah!
- Jitterbug does some corkscrews in the air
- <Graine>: "Bella.... fly us down there
- <Jitterbug>: Okay!
- Jitterbug flies down to the pond, and is shaking her hands excitedly
- Graine doesn't say anything, he looks into the mystical pond thinking with a large grin. He then rather joyously and passionately kisses jitters. Just like the first time, minus Andy in a car
- Jitterbug reciprocates the kiss, and hugs Graine as tight as she can
- Graine internally wonders if this means uunlovabity is back too.mm
- <Jitterbug>: This is so great! aren't you excited?!
- <Graine>: "of course! I'm back in the game!" he hugs her and spins around
- <Jitterbug>: Wait...Does that mean...you know what is back too?
- <Graine>: "...I don't know. We wouldve... noticed it by now"
- <Jitterbug>: Hey!I would love you no matter what!
- Jitterbug punches Graine in the arm, and smiles
- Graine chuckles
- <Graine>: "you managed to beat the curse by yourself. I don't think I could stop you if I tried
- <Jitterbug>: Darn tootin, and, hey, if anyone gives you any grief, they'll have to deal with me!
- Jitterbug puffs out her chest, and sticks her thumb towards her
- Graine gives a smile
- Graine sits down on the forest floor,assuming jitters will sit with him as he looks into the mystical pond
- Jitterbug sits down, and rest her head, on his shoulder
- <Jitterbug>: i love you, Robert Greene
- <Graine>: "I love you too, Bella"
- <Graine>: ( exeunt? I gotta sleep )
- <Maw>: nighty night graine]
- <Graine>: save logs )
- <Jitterbug>: Shear_Power, you got this?]
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