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SHEER POWER AND CAGE MATCH RP also greene and jitters too

Nov 27th, 2013
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  1. <Jitterbug>: It's a beautiful day, in *coughcough* City, as the sun sets on a little shack near the school. Jitterbug is napping in the bed, as Greene does what Greene does best: Being Greene
  2. Jitterbug is asleep in the bed
  3. Greene just finished bringing home a plant, a small bonsai tree that he on a whim decided to buy because it looked nice and they have money to spare. Ha, get it? Being green?
  4. <Jitterbug>: hachacha]
  5. Greene ducks the thrown tomatoes]
  6. Donnie cannot find enough tomatoes to throw]
  7. Donnie will always and forever need to throw tomatoes for that]
  8. Jitterbug crawls out of bed, and hugs Greene
  9. <Jitterbug>: Whatcha got, buddy?
  10. Greene lets out a yawn, adjusting his scarf off of his face after coming in from the stark cold. He is hugged by jitters, nearly dropping the comedically small tree.
  11. <Greene>: "Woah!" he barely catches it. "Its a bonsai tree..."
  12. <Jitterbug>: neat! What kind?
  13. Greene takes a good hard look at it. He doesn't really know, he just bought it because it looked nice.
  14. <Jitterbug>: Well, we'll just put it over here, alright?
  15. Jitterbug picks up the plant, and puts it on the desk. she then jumps in Greene's lap, and wraps her arms around Greene's next
  16. <Jitterbug>: *neck]
  17. Greene chuckles as he lies back, giving her a hug
  18. <Greene>: "What did I miss?"
  19. <Jitterbug>: Nothing much, I napped, watched Andy deal with a robot, and saw Theo's girl macking with that magic kid in the hallway
  20. <Jitterbug>: Whatcha wanna do tonight?
  21. <Greene>: "Heh, kids" he looks out "I... don't know. Things have been fairly silent on my end for a while, mostly been wrapped up in working the shop and the... school stuff" he says that last bit with some restraint, obviously fairly embarrassed about not having a GED at 25
  22. <Jitterbug>: How is that going, Rob? Staying on top of your work?
  23. <Greene>: "Mostly" he says with shifty eyes.
  24. <Jitterbug>: Rob...
  25. <Jitterbug>: Tell me the truth
  26. Jitterbug sticks her antennas in Greene's ears
  27. <Wrong_Way>: [that sounds painful]
  28. <Jitterbug>: he's use to it]
  29. <Greene>: He tries to jerk his head away from the antennae "Okay, might have been missing a night class or two"
  30. <Jitterbug>: Rooooooooob, skipping is bad! You need to go to every class, or you'll fall behind!
  31. Jitterbug crosses her arms and pouts
  32. <Greene>: "Alright alright, guess I couldn't keep it a secret forever" he pulls her in and gives her a kiss "I'll get back to it tonight, after whatever it is we're gonna do now"
  33. <Jitterbug>: Hmmm...OH!
  34. <Jitterbug>: Wanna go on patrol?
  35. Jitterbug perks up
  36. <Greene>: "Oh, sure. Been a while since we did one of those, hasn't it"
  37. <Jitterbug>: Totes! Let's go!
  38. <Jitterbug>: You got your stuff ready?
  39. <Greene>: "I can go get it on in a sec"
  40. <Jitterbug>: Cool! I got all my junk in the trunk
  41. Jitterbug pats on her shell
  42. <Greene>: "Ooooof course you do" he smiles as he gets up to go do the 2 second change maneuver that has still never been shown how its done on screen
  43. <Jitterbug>: Ready?
  44. Greene comes back 2 seconds later, fully decked out.
  45. <Greene>: "Ready"
  46. <Jitterbug>: Cool!
  47. Jitterbug sweeps Greene off his feet
  48. Greene lays back and lets her pick him up, used to it
  49. Jitterbug flies Greene out the door, and heads into town
  50. Jitterbug flies over *coughcough* city, the night scene spectular from up above. The neon signs blaze, creating a labyrinth of dazzling lights and letters. Cars hustle and bustle down the main street, but dissipate as they get closer to Gecko Street
  51. <Jitterbug>: Ya liking the scenery?
  52. <Greene>: "Never gets old"
  53. <Jitterbug>: neither do you!
  54. Jitterbug kisses Greene ,a nd lands on a rooftop
  55. Greene takes out his shades, a gadget that allows him to see in the dark and at an enhanced clarity. He surveys around
  56. <Jitterbug>: Ya see anything?
  57. Jitterbug drapes over his shoulders
  58. <Greene>: "I'm lookin..."
  59. <Greene>: [YOU TELL ME DM]
  60. <Jitterbug>: Nothing seems to be gong on. The usual shady looking customers, but nothing pops out. It seems like an ordinary night as any
  61. <Greene>: "Looks pretty normal tonight"
  62. <Jitterbug>: Awwwwww...laaaaaaaaaaaame
  63. Jitterbug drops on her back, and lies down
  64. <Greene>: "Hey, less crime is the goal. Maybe we're just that good"
  65. <Jitterbug>: but...It's fn to fight crime!
  66. Greene takes a seat down next to her
  67. <Greene>: "I know, just sayin that its better off with less crime out there. We're makin a good impact on people's lives now"
  68. <Jitterbug>: Yea...
  69. Jitterbug pouts
  70. Greene pulls her in, gives her a kiss to cheer her up
  71. <Greene>: "Don't be sad, c'mon. You know I hate to see you sad"
  72. <Jitterbug>: Fiiiine
  73. Jitterbug pecks him on the forehead
  74. <Jitterbug>: So....Whatcha wanna do up here?
  75. Jitterbug begins to draw on the gravel in the rooftop
  76. <Jitterbug>: On closer inspection she is drawing a tic tac toe board
  77. Greene notices the tic tac toe board
  78. <Greene>: "My word, whatever could that be?" he plays as if he doesn't know what she has in mind
  79. <Jitterbug>: As Jitterbug is totally winning all the games of tic tac toe, a loud explosion is heard in the background
  80. Greene turns from absolutely dominating the tic tac toe game to the explosion
  81. <Greene>: "Ooooooh crap"
  82. <Jitterbug>: Crap!
  83. Jitterbug scuttles over to the edge and peeks over
  84. Greene follows, stopping at the edge and looking over
  85. Cagematch busts through the window of the health clinic, running on a series of orbs appearing in front of him in the air
  86. <Jitterbug>: At the edge of town, there seems to be the fiery remains of the front of the Gecko Street Health Clinic. Two masked bandits are running out of it, and down the street
  87. <Cagematch>: "Fuck homeless guys, y'know."
  88. Shear_Power is carrying a ton of drugs following Cage
  89. <Shear_Power>: "I KNOW RIGHT?"
  90. <Jitterbug>: ....
  91. Jitterbug smiles at Greene
  92. <Shear_Power>: "WAIT, AM I SHOUTING AGAIN?"
  93. <Greene>: "Well, that's rather on the nose... Lets get down there"
  94. <Jitterbug>: Criiiiiiiiiiiiime!
  95. Jitterbug grabs Greene and flies towards the crooks
  96. Cagematch makes a large orb expand under shear_force, popping him onto the roof cagematch has just ran up onto
  97. <Shear_Power>: "THANKS."
  98. <Cagematch>: "No problem broski."
  99. Cagematch firstbumps shear_power
  100. <Shear_Power>: "WOW, THIS IS A LOT OF DRUGS." he says, gesture to the large bags he has under his arms
  101. Shear_Power nudges his arm to Cagematch's fist bump
  102. <Jitterbug>: Fastball special?
  103. Jitterbug whispers to Greene
  104. Greene loosens his grappling hook, whips it forward to grab the drugs right out of shear_power's grip
  105. <Cagematch>: "Half for us and half to pay for our apartments... for the next 4 years. Eeeheheheh."
  106. <Greene>: "Make sure the goods are safe, then we fastball them"
  107. <Shear_Power>: "OH NO. COSTUMES."
  108. <Cagematch>: "Man, fuck S-Men, y'know?"
  109. Jitterbug flies off back to the roof, so Greene can drop the satchel off
  110. <Shear_Power>: "I KNOW RIGHT?"
  111. Cagematch takes a gun out of his pocket and lets loose a few rounds at the dynamic duo
  112. <Jitterbug>: Ohcrap!
  113. Jitterbug runs in front of rob and deflects the bulelts with her shell
  114. Shear_Power pulls some scissors out of his body and starts throwing them at the two
  115. Greene puts down the drugs in the store
  116. <Cagematch>: "Man, fuck cockroaches, y'know?"
  117. <Shear_Power>: "I KNOW RIGHT?"
  118. <Cagematch>: "is she a cockroach? She might be a beetle or something..."
  119. Jitterbug gets stab in the shell with some scissors
  120. <Jitterbug>: OW!
  121. <Jitterbug>: THAT HURT, DANGIT!
  122. Greene uses his grappling hook as a swing on a lamp post, dive kicking into Cagematch
  123. <Shear_Power>: "I KNOW, RIGHT?"
  124. Cagematch takes adivekick without any prep. he's knocked down, but he gets up real quick. Seems like a plenty built guy."
  125. <Cagematch>: [wait no " at the end that's just habit]
  126. Shear_Power continues to throw scissors at Jitters
  127. <Jitterbug>: Stop that!
  128. <Cagematch>: "I think I've seen you on the news before... Wait, no, it was someone else. Similar getup though."
  129. Cagematch brushes himself off
  130. Jitterbug reaches behind her, and pulls out a stun gun, shooting Shear_Power in the chest
  131. Greene takes out one of his zappy silent sticks, smacks the guy over the head with it while he makes comments about his uniform.
  132. Shear_Power gets hit in the chest by a stun gun. That definitely hurts.
  133. <Shear_Power>: "THAT HURTS GAH!"
  134. Cagematch takes the hit pretty well, smiling a bit to himself. Seems like your zappies aren't working. If you look around, you'll notice you're now surrounded by a large semi-transparent purple dome
  135. <Cagematch>: "Fuck weapons, y'know?"
  136. Cagematch shoves Greene away
  137. Jitterbug flies in to punch Shear_Power in the face
  138. <Cagematch>: "What's your power, anyways?"
  139. Shear_Power gets punched in the face
  140. Greene ducks under his shove, tripping his leg for him to land stomach first on a sharp uppercut
  141. <Shear_Power>: "AUGH STOP THAT!"
  142. <Jitterbug>: No! You stop being evil!
  143. Cagematch falls back, groaning
  144. <Greene>: "No idea what you're talkin about"
  145. Jitterbug grabs the man, and flies him up into the air
  146. <Cagematch>: "Awh c'mon, I thought you hero types at least let a guy get in a monologue before you started swinging. Don't you enjoy your job?"
  147. <Shear_Power>: "AUGH, I"M FLYING DUDE!"
  148. <Jitterbug>: You ever go on the Tower of Terror?
  149. <Shear_Power>: "ACTUALLY, I'VE ONLY BEEN TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS."
  150. <Shear_Power>: "REMEMBER UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, CAGEY?"
  151. <Jitterbug>: Well...I...shut up!
  152. Jitterbug drops Shear_Power and flies out of his sight, underneath him
  153. <Cagematch>: "OH YEAH MAN THAT SHIT WAS GREAT. WORTH EVERY PENNY, IT'S A SHAME WE GOT KICKED OUT."
  154. <Greene>: "Sorry about that, I'm one of those quiet heroes"
  155. <Shear_Power>: "AUGHHHHH!"
  156. Shear_Power pulls out some scissors and starts throwing them below him in hopes he can generate enough scissors to break his fall.
  157. Greene jumps forward with a flying knee into Cagematch's chest, hitting like a sledgehammer
  158. <Cagematch>: "Usually even /they/ get in like a condescending, remark man! Sheesh."
  159. Jitterbug waits till he is a couple metres above the ground, and catches him
  160. <Shear_Power>: "OH WOW."
  161. Cagematch nimblr rolls out of the way, standing up as he does
  162. <Shear_Power>: "THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE FOR A SECOND."
  163. Jitterbug drops Shear_Power on the groun
  164. <Shear_Power>: "AUGHHHH!"
  165. <Jitterbug>: Its only a metre, stop being a wuss[
  166. Cagematch puts his dukes up to be properly prepared for combat
  167. <Shear_Power>: "WOW THAT WAS SCARY."
  168. <Cagematch>: "Well, I guess what we just had there counts as enough banter."
  169. <Jitterbug>: You gonna stop being a criminal scum?
  170. <Cagematch>: "Maybe y'all would treat me more seriously if I got my own spandex..."
  171. <Greene>: "If its self referential banter is it really banter?"
  172. Jitterbug kneels over Shear_Power, hands on her knees
  173. <Cagematch>: "Well, kinda? I mean as time has gone on the topics that banter can be about has really expanded. I blame Spiderman."
  174. <Shear_Power>: "WHAT? NO. I GOT THESE DRUGS TO SELL SO I CAN GO TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AGAIN."
  175. <Shear_Power>: "REMEMBER UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, CAGEY?"
  176. <Jitterbug>: Shut up! Disney World is Magic!
  177. Jitterbug punches Shear_Power in his back
  178. <Greene>: "Just sorta feels like we're talking to a 4th wall like somebody is watching"
  179. Greene looks at Cagematch put up his dukes
  180. <Cagematch>: "Man, you're no fun. I'm gonna go see if your girlfriend is willing to have a chat when we fight."
  181. Greene does his cheating wily smile, pulls out a gun and fires into his chest. Mind you, non-lethal, but enough to throw a guy back with some good concussion
  182. Cagematch runs out of the forcefield, which dissipates as he does. He jumps off the roof with the intention of making a sky high flying tackle at Jitterbug
  183. Shear_Power gets back up and sees that Cage took his dance partner.
  184. Jitterbug is watching over Shear_Power, when she is collided into
  185. Shear_Power figures he can take Greene now.
  186. <Shear_Power>: "HEY UH, CATCH!"
  187. Greene whips his grappling hook to follow him, seeing that jitters is taking on cagematch he chooses to land on shear_power with another dive kick
  188. Cagematch punches Jitterbug in the faaaaaaaaaace
  189. <Cagematch>: "Do you do banter? Your pal doesn't do banter."
  190. <Shear_Power>: "AUGH THAT HURT!
  191. Jitterbug is punched in the face
  192. <Jitterbug>: Ow!
  193. <Jitterbug>: I can banter!
  194. <Cagematch>: "I mean c'mon during this whole time I was doing the robbery the main thing I was psyched about was the banter."
  195. <Jitterbug>: I was raised on Spider-man! The Best Banter...er
  196. <Cagematch>: And this guy comes in and silently kicks me in the chest from above."
  197. <Cagematch>: "Who does that?"
  198. <Cagematch>: "Well, I guess I just did the same thing. But I'm a /bad/ guy. Cheating is expected!"
  199. Greene punches shear_power in the chest
  200. <Shear_Power>: "AUGH."
  201. <Shear_Power>: "JESUS, YOU GUYS CAN PUNCH."
  202. Greene takes out one of the zappy shock batons, smacks the guy with it
  203. Jitterbug punches Cagematch in the throat
  204. Cagematch makes the same purple dome around him and jitters as he rambles about banter
  205. <Shear_Power>: "WAIT A SEC, LET ME TAKE MY ASPRINE-GAHHH."
  206. Greene still hasn't said a word of banter to shear_power
  207. Cagematch falls back, clutching his throat
  208. Shear_Power drops his bottle of asprine as he lays down for a bit
  209. <Cagematch>: "Gngck! Gah! Fine, I see how it is!"
  210. <Jitterbug>: Papow! Looks like I just made applesauce!
  211. <Shear_Power>: "I THINK THE GUARDS AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS WERE NICER."
  212. <Cagematch>: "I'm gonna, I'm gonna... lemme clarify first, are you a cockroach or some other kinda beetle?"
  213. Greene stands over shear_power
  214. Greene looks down at him menacingly
  215. <Shear_Power>: "...I'll just take the asprine and sit this one out."
  216. Jitterbug does a double karate chop to his sides
  217. Shear_Power reaches over for his asprine bottle and takes a few.
  218. <Graine>: "Yeah, you should do that"
  219. Cagematch clutches his firsts in pain and goes for another punch int he faaaaaaace
  220. <Cagematch>: "Christ! I didn't think it's hurt this much!"
  221. Jitterbug is punched in the face, and staggers back
  222. Shear_Power sits back up and puts away the asprine bottle.
  223. <Shear_Power>: "YO CAGEY, HOW YOU DOING?"
  224. <Cagematch>: "ALRIGHT, I GUESS."
  225. <Shear_Power>: "DID YOU BEAT BUG LADY BECAUSE ELECTRO OVER HERE TAZED ME AND NOW I'M OUT."
  226. Jitterbug goes to kick him in the groin
  227. Cagematch block the kick somewhat, but it still connects. But boy, does this man take it like a champ. He staggers back.
  228. <Cagematch>: "I knew one day having the shittiest older sister in the world would pay off..."
  229. Cagematch makes a giant purple forcefield to surround himself and jitters
  230. <Shear_Power>: "I THOUGHT YOUR SISTER WAS KIND OF NICE."
  231. <Shear_Power>: "OR WAS THAT YOUR MOTHER? WHICH ONE MADE THOSE ECLAIRS?"
  232. <Greene>: [laaaaaaaawgs]
  233. <Cagematch>: "THAT WAS MY AUNT, ACTUALLY. SHE'S ALRIGHT, A LITTLE TOO POLITICAL THOUGH."
  234. <Shear_Power>: http://mibpaste.com/JKpJLV ]
  235. Jitterbug is shocked, as he arms fall out, and her shell and antennae shrink back into her body
  236. <Jitterbug>: Oh no....
  237. Jitterbug looks behind her, as her items clutter on the floor
  238. <Cagematch>: "I'm afraid /neither/ of us are cockroaches here, lady."
  239. <Jitterbug>: Crap!
  240. Cagematch cracks his neck and puts up his dukes
  241. Greene takes out a pair of handcuffs, putting it on Shear_power
  242. <Shear_Power>: "I GUESS YOU CAGED HER UP REAL GOOD, HUH CAGEY?"
  243. Jitterbug goes to run up to him, but slips, due to the decrease in weight
  244. Shear_Power turns to Greene "AHAHA, THAT WAS FUNNY RIGHT?"
  245. Greene knocks him over the head with his elbow, to knock him out. He then turns back to the fight between jitters and cagematch, rushing in
  246. <Cagematch>: "WELL I GUESS IN RETROSPECT THE ALIAS CAGEMATCH IS KINDA INACCURATE SINCE THERE'S NO HOLES IN THE FORCEFIELD, BUT YEAH
  247.  
  248. <Cagematch>: [can't get in greene, forcefield]
  249.  
  250. Greene is pushed back by the cage, damn
  251. <Jitterbug>: Crap!
  252. Shear_Power gets knocked out. Now nobody will hear his beautiful wisecracks
  253. Jitterbug tries to scramble back, to her weaponry, and slips on her gloves
  254. Jitterbug puts up her dukes
  255. <Cagematch>: "Not so /tough/ without your powers, eh?"
  256. <Greene>: "REMEMBER THE BASICS OF CQC"
  257. Cagematch attempts a knee to the stomach on the word "tough"
  258. <Jitterbug>: got it!
  259. Jitterbug grabs the knne
  260. Jitterbug steps back, pops the knee under his, and puts her forearm to his throat, shoving him to the ground
  261. Jitterbug then strikes an upwards knee to his groin area, and a quick right hook to his abdomen
  262. Cagematch falls over, satisfyingly overwhelmed
  263. <Cagematch>: "Jesus christ, what?"
  264. <Jitterbug>: Satisfied?
  265. Jitterbug holds her forearm over his throat
  266. Greene gives an approving nod
  267. <Jitterbug>: Now get rid of that forcefield, or I will choke it out of you
  268. Cagematch opens his mouth, but then closes it again
  269. <Cagematch>: "...Fiiiiine."
  270. Cagematch lets the forcefield up
  271. Greene has a fancy new pair of cuffs all ready for cagematch
  272. Jitterbug smiles, but quickly is shocked, as her bones, shell and antennae grow back. She lets out a yell, and collapses on top of Cagematch. all 300 pounds of her
  273. Cagematch grunts
  274. <Cagematch>: "Uh... alright then."
  275. Greene picks up Jitters off of Cagematch
  276. Jitterbug is alive, and breathing
  277. <Greene>: "You alright honey?"
  278. <Jitterbug>: Yea...It just....Bone regrowth /really/ hurts!
  279. Jitterbug smiles at Greene
  280. <Greene>: "I know" he puts cagematch in cuffs, then gives jitters a hug
  281. <Jitterbug>: Good job, teammate!
  282. Jitterbug raises a fist to fist bump
  283. Greene fist bumps her most gloriously
  284. <Jitterbug>: So...Leave these guys for the police, and we can go somewhere special?
  285.  
  286. <Greene>: [I was typing the same thing]
  287. <Jitterbug>: wavelengths are emerging]
  288.  
  289. <Greene>: "You know it" he smiles, collects the two crooks
  290. Jitterbug picks up Greene and takes flight to the sky, this time heading to the forest area
  291. <Jitterbug>: You wanna go to our favourite spot?
  292. <Greene>: "That old pond?" he says with a tinge of excitement
  293. <Jitterbug>: you know it!
  294. Jitterbug speeds up, and can see the pond in the distance
  295. <Jitterbug>: this time with an aerial view!
  296. <Greene>: Down below them they can see the beginnings of the bright light show from that pond. The water and the fish begin floating out in a mesmerizing, psychic energy splashing around miasmas of glowing color through the air. It looks almost spiritual
  297. Greene raises an eyebrow, he looks surprised by something
  298. <Jitterbug>: I love this place...
  299. <Jitterbug>: What's up?
  300. <Greene>: "Bella.... the only way they can do that is when I have my powers active remember?"
  301. <Jitterbug>: Yes?
  302. <Jitterbug>: ....
  303. <Jitterbug>: OH MY GOD!
  304. Jitterbug grins wildly
  305. <Jitterbug>: It's baaaaaaaack!
  306. Graine looks overjoyed
  307. <Jitterbug>: This is great! Ahhahahahah!
  308. Jitterbug does some corkscrews in the air
  309. <Graine>: "Bella.... fly us down there
  310. <Jitterbug>: Okay!
  311. Jitterbug flies down to the pond, and is shaking her hands excitedly
  312. Graine doesn't say anything, he looks into the mystical pond thinking with a large grin. He then rather joyously and passionately kisses jitters. Just like the first time, minus Andy in a car
  313. Jitterbug reciprocates the kiss, and hugs Graine as tight as she can
  314. Graine internally wonders if this means uunlovabity is back too.mm
  315. <Jitterbug>: This is so great! aren't you excited?!
  316. <Graine>: "of course! I'm back in the game!" he hugs her and spins around
  317. <Jitterbug>: Wait...Does that mean...you know what is back too?
  318. <Graine>: "...I don't know. We wouldve... noticed it by now"
  319. <Jitterbug>: Hey!I would love you no matter what!
  320. Jitterbug punches Graine in the arm, and smiles
  321. Graine chuckles
  322. <Graine>: "you managed to beat the curse by yourself. I don't think I could stop you if I tried
  323. <Jitterbug>: Darn tootin, and, hey, if anyone gives you any grief, they'll have to deal with me!
  324. Jitterbug puffs out her chest, and sticks her thumb towards her
  325. Graine gives a smile
  326. Graine sits down on the forest floor,assuming jitters will sit with him as he looks into the mystical pond
  327. Jitterbug sits down, and rest her head, on his shoulder
  328. <Jitterbug>: i love you, Robert Greene
  329. <Graine>: "I love you too, Bella"
  330.  
  331. <Graine>: ( exeunt? I gotta sleep )
  332. <Maw>: nighty night graine]
  333. <Graine>: save logs )
  334. <Jitterbug>: Shear_Power, you got this?]
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