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- Things That Make You Go...
- I was at a club, sittin' with my friends
- Watchin' all the girls as they walked on through
- She came from behind put her hands on my eyes
- In a very soft voice, she said "guess who"
- I didn't have a clue, didn't recognize the voice
- Her fingers seemed wrinkled so I did my only choice
- I turned around slow and opened my eyes
- And nothing could have ever prepared my for the surprise
- She said "I'm a walking sex machine"
- But the ho was no younger than 73
- Flabby grandma breasts hanging down to her waist
- Cellulite flappin' all over the place
- Sportin' spandex shorts bright pink and green
- She sat on my lap and broke my knee
- She breathed in my face and my lunch came up
- She's sickening
- Things That Make You Go...
- Here's what I ordered, started the horror
- In some restaurant south of the border
- Chicken and rice with a little bit of spice
- They made it sound good but it looked like wood
- Cut into the chicken, thought it was fried
- Maggotts came out and my appetite died
- The U.F.O.'s were served in sets
- Those are Undigestible Frying Objects
- The rice was plastic flavored with bugs
- Soda was nothing but carbonated blood
- I thought maybe the salad would be safe
- But the skunk cabbage gave it a terrible taste
- And the chocolate pudding, I don't know how made it
- I know what it looked like, I don't wanna say it
- The food tasted better as it came back up
- Things That Make You Go...
- Me and a friend went out to see a film
- A good horror flick with a lot of kills
- All night horror man I love that stuff
- But I didn't know my friend would take it so rough
- Seven bucks some soda and food
- I was in a pure intense gore mood
- The movie started, man I couldn't wait
- People were dying left and right it was great
- Time went by and the body count grew
- My friend just didn't know what to do
- My boy kept telling me, "Yo, I feel sick
- I better get out of this theater quick"
- I said "calm down, I know you'll be fine"
- So I was wrong, I couldn't read his mind
- The look on his face said vomit was near
- He said "I never should have watched..."
- Things That Make You Go...
- Hey ladies, have you ever seen a guy
- Who's ugly as sin and you don't know why
- But he kisses your lips and he says "hey toots"
- And now you feel as bad as he looks
- And then he's there with zits on his face
- So many in fact that skin is a waste
- He talks to you like there's nothing wrong
- But then he pops 'em and the pus flies long
- Mysterious smells just materialize
- Your lungs implode and there's tears in your eyes
- It ain't no use for you to plug your nose
- I wonder who farted when the elevator closed
- Dressed to express but he looks like a geek
- And he hasn't showered in three or four weeks
- You come home late and throw up in the sink
- Things That Make You Go...
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