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Putty and Light Gun Man roam as a gang. They catch and kill Mycroft Holmes.
Gridlocked, The Walrus, LITERALLY A BIRD, anakha, and Pennywise the Frown roam as a gang. They catch and kill Mordja.
Codependent Poster spreads a rumor that McGiggins is secretly harboring a surviving strand of the plague. Numerous protected guards dispose of him.

Day 1
Jeffrey of YOSPOS demolishes LITERALLY A BIRD with makeshift nunchucks.
Light Gun Man makes a vain run for the exit of the prison, and is brought down by an early firing squad execution.

Night 1
Serge Painsbourg demolishes AllmyFrench78 with makeshift nunchucks.
Hemingway To Go drops the soap, and limpcheese plays him like an untuned piano.

Day 2
Rupert Buttermilk, Olanphonia, and Doctor Strangelove launch an assault on END CHEMTRAILS NOW, Codependent Poster, and Doubtful Guest. The latter survives.

Night 2
Tiny Tubesteak Tom suffocates from having a Millwall brick rammed down his throat by Burt Sexual.
An agitated, deadly spider skitters from The Walrus's cot pillow when he goes to sleep, and the toxins from its bite shut down The Walrus's body.
ZDar Fan, END CHEMTRAILS NOW, HerStuddMuffin, and Putty try to escape, but END CHEMTRAILS NOW gets caught. The others leave him for dead and hide in their cells
Miles McCloud gets caught outside the cell during lockdown hours, and is promptly dealt with by nightwatch security.
Rollersnake approaches Moon Slayer stained with blood while holding the severed head of limpcheese. Moon Slayer breaks down in tears.

Day 3
No deaths occurred.

Night 3
Jeffrey of YOSPOS, anakha, and Jose launch an assault on ilmucche, Caufman, and CynCyanide. The former survives.
Serge Painsbourg suffocates from having a Millwall brick rammed down her throat by Collateral Damage.
Doubtful Guest drops the soap, and GRINDCORE MEGGIDO plays him like an untuned piano.

Day 4
No deaths occurred.

Night 4
ZDar Fan, I Said No, Extreme0, and Moon Slayer try to escape, but I Said No gets caught. The others leave him for dead and hide in their cells
GRINDCORE MEGGIDO and Kimchi Surplus try fighting Sad King Billy and Burt Sexual. Gridlocked is nearby, and decides to help the last two.

Day 5
Fleta Mcgurn breaks into the prison's chemical storage and indulges in its massive cache of drugs. However, the drugs turned out to be rat poison.
LadyPictureShow, Extreme0, EorayMel, and Pennywise the Frown roam as a gang. They catch and kill HerStuddMuffin.

Night 5
anakha, Rollersnake, Gridlocked, and Supersonic Shine try to escape, but Gridlocked gets caught. The others leave him for dead and hide in their cells.
Burt Sexual approaches Zippy the Bummer stained with blood while holding the severed head of A Pack of Kobolds. Zippy the Bummer breaks down in tears.

Day 6
Moon Slayer tries intimidating Putty with a makeshift knife. Putty pulls out a makeshift sword and casually guts Moon Slayer like a fish instead.
Several guards find Jeffrey of YOSPOS lazily lounging in his cell, and use it as a convenient excuse to crack a skull.

Night 6
No deaths occurred.

Day 7
Over There and LadyPictureShow run into each other in a prison attic. Rather then keeping it a secret to each other, Over There kills LadyPictureShow.
EorayMel throws a homemade machete at Putty. The blade sinks into his neck, instantly killing him.

Night 7
No deaths occurred.

Day 8
No deaths occurred.

Night 8
ZDar Fan spends the night in sick bay, but so does By popular demand, who is in a healther condition than him, deciding now to kill him.
Sad King Billy and Rollersnake try fighting Supersonic Shine and Over There. Zippy the Bummer is nearby, and decides to help the first two.

The Feast
Leos Klein and Collateral Damage spike Burt Sexual and Sad King Billy's food, playing stupid when they violently convulse to death.
EorayMel hides a weapon in the napkins until Trivial Fursuit sits down, where he takes him out in one well-placed blow.
Pennywise the Frown asks Extreme0 for his food. Extreme0 says no, and Pennywise the Frown is so infuriated he mauls him with a pair of scissors.
Jose asks anakha for his food. anakha says no, and Jose is so infuriated he mauls him with a pair of scissors.

Day 9
By popular demand contracts a nasty illness, and desperately searches for a cure. By popular demand perishes several hours later.
Collateral Damage rips Rollersnake's weapon from his hands, but grabs the sharp end and severely slices his hand, bleeding out!

Night 9
Leos Klein, Zippy the Bummer, and Rollersnake roam as a gang. They catch and kill Jose.

Day 10
Leos Klein bumbles about in the bowels of the prison, slips, and falls a great ways deeper into the complex of pipes before everything goes black.

Night 10
Codependent Poster is strangled by a razor whip EorayMel crafted.
Zippy the Bummer sneaks up on Rollersnake and shanks him with a shiv.

Day 11
EorayMel's tenaciously unruly behavior prompts the guards to drag him to the electric chair and flip the switch earlier than planned.
Zippy the Bummer makes a vain run for the exit of the prison, and is brought down by an early firing squad execution.
The winner is Pennywise the Frown from Cell Block 2!